Grinnell College - Cyclone Yearbook (Grinnell, IA)

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Scarlet and Blacks receive seven course food at eating place conducted by Honorable Armstrong. Thus does May, 1912, slide off this life, Hon. Boss, to be nothing hereafter, Hoping you are the same, Yours truly, Hoso Todo. JUNE e To Pres. Gfrvlnnell College, who appears very 'volum- inous in Cap and Gown. BELOVED SIR: How can people commence when they quit? This 'I rile up my brain to consistency of niagara whirlpool, yet college bulletins say so. This com- mencing are terribly long drawn out, spreading itself diffusely over two entire weeks. When all is com- menced, then all is over. Now to commence: On June 1, first tear shower are Wrung forth by retirement of Hon. Camp Brothers to Yellowstone. 25 complete maidens appear very bereaved over this loss. Sunday June 2, Senior Solid Campers make fash- ionable appearance in carriage similar to Noah's Ark. Monday June 2, Miss Blanche Gibbs announce to College that Hon. Oklahoma Albee have chose her for his sweethearted Bride.

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some company. Instead, I must give myself poor satisfaction by making sharp rubberneck at all this thusness, and so report thuslyz Sir, Wednesday, May lst. Dates much busted up by big hit from One thousand nine hundred thirteen H9137 complete Cyclones!!! Said Blow Storms rose upward to Campus from under ground trail and blew all classes for day up in the air. One day beyond, them fourteen persons who blew up that storm eloped away to woods to enjoy mild rainfall. Hon. Profs. receive great peeve to think them dear students would risk their precious healths so damply. . On 3rd nightfall of May the Great Galeoto stab Signor Fred Little, a Spanish Sir, with horble blood- iness. Hon. Boss, one fine thing happened. Ice cream wagon for first time arrives up to campus and dis- penses cones to expectful students. This occurrence quite eliminates all saddishness from Coe Track licking which we got handed. Sunday May 5 Hon. William fWm.j Edwards transforms senior priviledges to Junior Lady with exquisite politeness. May 6, Self Governor League reportg Miss Ruth Davison is here with professed to be May Queen by a greater sufficiency of votes than all others.

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Tuesday June 4, Young ladies participating in Dramatic Club appear in 'long Howing locks and robes in Electra. Wednesday June 5, Pupils of I-Ion. Dave Peck re- cite on fiddles. Thursday June 6, I report 0. Commencement commences. Friday. Injuns growell and gallup around Ward Field with loud noises in blankets. Saturday, students commence to quit for home. Sunday. All college appear very baccalaureate in one church completely filled with 2 X its number. Monday. Class day. Miss Mabel Welch shine very bright in Captain J inks. Tuesday. Ninety two f92J foxy Old Grads pram- bulate down street to Thacks incompletely shaded by parasols similar to one dime in circumference. Wednesday. All commencing quits. Seniors make Gloomy Gus entrance in robes of darkness resem- blance to bats Wings and receive slim rolls of paper amidst deep breathing and sobs by all. This shower- ful atmosfere empell Hon. Glee Club and audience to promenade indoors and completely spoil six com- plete proposals. All this gives me a has been feeling in my heart and makes me very grumpled. Hoping you are the same, Yours truly, HOBO Toso.