Grinnell College - Cyclone Yearbook (Grinnell, IA)

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some company. Instead, I must give myself poor satisfaction by making sharp rubberneck at all this thusness, and so report thuslyz Sir, Wednesday, May lst. Dates much busted up by big hit from One thousand nine hundred thirteen H9137 complete Cyclones!!! Said Blow Storms rose upward to Campus from under ground trail and blew all classes for day up in the air. One day beyond, them fourteen persons who blew up that storm eloped away to woods to enjoy mild rainfall. Hon. Profs. receive great peeve to think them dear students would risk their precious healths so damply. . On 3rd nightfall of May the Great Galeoto stab Signor Fred Little, a Spanish Sir, with horble blood- iness. Hon. Boss, one fine thing happened. Ice cream wagon for first time arrives up to campus and dis- penses cones to expectful students. This occurrence quite eliminates all saddishness from Coe Track licking which we got handed. Sunday May 5 Hon. William fWm.j Edwards transforms senior priviledges to Junior Lady with exquisite politeness. May 6, Self Governor League reportg Miss Ruth Davison is here with professed to be May Queen by a greater sufficiency of votes than all others.

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April 24 dub and do nothing day. April 25. Mabel Welch take Y. W. by ears and shake it. April 26, morning, Fresh Funeral cause much tear shed. Night shows flowers in confusion, accom- panied by slight sing from Glee Club. Next day and night, air rent by horble noises from freshmen, who Gobble up home meet. All that month, town and school not recover back from such shockedness, so that month end up sufli- ciently tame to satisfy even Hon. Fletcher. Hoping you are the same, Yours truly, HOBO TOGO. MAY To Pres. Gfrinnell College, who takes noble care of six hundred and four C6041 complete students, who are to blame much for their loving parents. DEARI-JST MR.g Hon. Lord Tennyson has fondly snuggest: In 1uHy Spring Time, young men's fancies all light on love. Hon. Mr., so does mine. These such love sick nights require me to look with desirable eyes at the so fair maidens who linger along campus in two

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Scarlet and Blacks receive seven course food at eating place conducted by Honorable Armstrong. Thus does May, 1912, slide off this life, Hon. Boss, to be nothing hereafter, Hoping you are the same, Yours truly, Hoso Todo. JUNE e To Pres. Gfrvlnnell College, who appears very 'volum- inous in Cap and Gown. BELOVED SIR: How can people commence when they quit? This 'I rile up my brain to consistency of niagara whirlpool, yet college bulletins say so. This com- mencing are terribly long drawn out, spreading itself diffusely over two entire weeks. When all is com- menced, then all is over. Now to commence: On June 1, first tear shower are Wrung forth by retirement of Hon. Camp Brothers to Yellowstone. 25 complete maidens appear very bereaved over this loss. Sunday June 2, Senior Solid Campers make fash- ionable appearance in carriage similar to Noah's Ark. Monday June 2, Miss Blanche Gibbs announce to College that Hon. Oklahoma Albee have chose her for his sweethearted Bride.