Grinnell College - Cyclone Yearbook (Grinnell, IA)

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Uhr Glgrlunr Baath Editor-in-Chief J. N. WELCH HENRY WILLITZ MABEL BLAIR VERA FORD ROSCOE MACY PEARL NEEL 1914 EDITORS RUTH SMITH STAFF LEON BRODY Business Manager W. A. WILKINSON RUTH SUCKOW HAL GREEF EVELYN MILLER PARK PARISH GEORGE WEBBER

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HREE Q35 days gone by, Head Janitor, of this college, Hon Trip, trip up to me and report, Togo, under my recommend Hon. Pres. Main of Grinnell College have job for you. lt is to be chief chore boy of this institution under me. Do you take it? VVhat dooties do chief Chore Boy do? l require. Make Jing' Jing to Chicago Bell, balance Shack dishes on tipsy tray and such like? Far from it, he renig. l'lon. Louie Davis and Professor St. John perform them dooties with great glory. What your stunt is, is to be Head Reporter, Chief Finder Out of what Students do and misdo, so that Hon. Prexy may have larger and more rightful company at his At Homes in private oHice. For that, l magnify, l require one hundred 41003 eyes as strong as Strong Pipe's search light: one thousand ears size of elefants, but what one poor Iapanese boy can do, l will accomplish. Good l He shout out. What salary will fatten up my pocketbook, which has been enjoying lndian Famine for some weeks? l suggest. Oh, that is not worth mentioning, he laughs to scorn. Calf leges give ideals, notpash, in payment. Though my purse needed food more than my soul, l took the job. Now, with ears and eyes open to width of Mammoth Cave, Kentucky, l gobble up all news with eagerness peculiar to vacuum cleaners. This news l report politely, just as he said so, in elegant monthly letters to Hon. Pres. Main which follow, to wit: t- I ' t it 'i sir ,.,,.. R ...L , .4 -. 11.1. f ,f L . -Lg 'A X t t l l' 1 N i , - H' l X 4 ik A 'Q JM.: E f A , 1 I t J-' -' .nc i 1. r ,H . . ,gi V . V, f 6 ., 11,4 1 l f ,.- 3' , ff- es,-J, If Q if - , .,A, ,. ,Nh F J.-1'-NQ4 ,.'.,., g l , T ' ' V' 7 lx 5, ' , - fi' 1' 4 r r ,Elf , 4' s X , 1 , t a l 9- , l.,' 4 1' l IN , li' 'I ,f Q- I , 4 , ,: f Y -.- U, , . -, ,. ' f Har' I ,E , I 5 1,1 , . 1 'E ' . 9' ,fi ' if J ' 7 pb' ul. . , ' 1 1 I J ,4 1, l'- , ft M A ' 1' V F' ' ' H ' I f J- .1 ,f . J, sg' ' , r QW ,J 1 ' -iz ,' 'Irs ' , 1 - ,t if t 2 QI I f, me . , N . t 1 1 U , iv. V f 1 9 .4 .. ye' fl V' Y ' ' I 1 , .', S ,F ,., A t I t ', ,' 'Te Ffh ' l. , , fl, , 'C 1 ' ' 13 3. , lily g ,, ,W - ., ,gl twat J' '.at to -7-