Grimes High School - Nugget Yearbook (Grimes, IA)

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for the most perfect puncuation mark in 1975. Don went to the pentagon to demon- strate his method. While therehe became lostin the corridors and starvedto death. Kinsey, Anne Mary: Born September 3, 1934 onafarm near Grimes. Immediately after graduation from high school Anne wentto business school. She ended up in Washing- ton as wife to a high government official. She got a beautiful mink coat butitwas taken away from her during an investigation. The shock and loss ultimately caused her death. She was buried two day a.d. Cafter deathj O'Donnell, Patricia Ann: Born March 29, 1935 on a farm near Grimes. Pat was quite a brain in school and everyone expected her to become a great success. However after finishing college she married. She liveda very happy life until, at the age of 74, her 7 children talked so much and she became so disturbed she finally snat- ched herself bald headed and then died of embarassment. 23132, Samuel Arthur: Born August 30, 1932 in Grimes. Sam's chief claim to fame during his younger days was his phenomenal accuracy with a pea-shooter. He used this to advantage when he joined the National Guard and became an expert marksman. When Sam graduated from G.H.S. he joined the Merchant Marines. One day Admiral Price missed a bullseye by a fraction of an inch and died of shame. Shepherd glggggg Elizabeth: Born June 8 1934 in Indianola. During high school 9 1 Bette was known as quite a songstress. Shortly after graduation Bette went to Florida to sing in a night club. She became known as quite a blues singer. One night she sang such a sad song and all the audience cried so much she drowned in tears. The bouncer at the door, who was in love with Bette, tried to drag her out but she was so water-logged he couldn't manage. Her bodyis preservedin that salty brine and is now located in the Mad Menagerie Museum. Elgsg, Rheta Qargls Born June P, 1934 in Des Moines. Rheta was quitemnlucky dur- ing her school days, she suffered manyillnesses and accidents. However hxher sen- ior year her luck changed for the better. She met the man of her dreams and he gave her such a big diamond she couldn't carry it around. They were married and she received her wedding ring, which was quite enormous too. She struggled along for many years but finally she died of exhaustion from carrying them both around. Wilson, Herbert Edward: Born June 21, 1934 near Waukee. Herb was quite a playboy during school days. He changed, however, when he became tne world's best-known mechanic. He accompanied James T. Rattlebrain on his record setting flight to the moon in that capacity. While on the moon, Herb fell in love with a moonbeam and decided to stay. When you look up at the moon and see the man there that 1sn't Herb, he's the little mole on the man's cheek.

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weomafcy Bggg, Ronald Lgggyz Born March 3,1934 on the old Baer homestead near Grimes. Dur- ing his years in G. H. S., he took up photography as a hobby but later decided to take it up as his career. He realized his ambition whenln became head photographer of an expedition to explore flea life on Schmoo in the Valley of the Shmoon. This proved to be so hilarious he died laughing at the ripe old age oflO5 in Lower Slo- vovia. Bauman, Anna Mgg: Born May 5, 1934 on a farm near Grimes. In school she special ized in shorthand and typing. Her ambition wasto become a private secretary. She won many contests because of her amazing speed in shorthand. But one fearful day her shorthand became so short she could write no more. So she becamealady plumber, the first to use a left-handed monkey wrench. To her misfortune someone pulled the plug and she was sucked down the drain never to be heard of again. Beauchamp, Daniel Lge: Born September 22, 1934 in Carlisle. In school Daniel was a great physics student. When he graduated from college Daniel becamea very bril- liant inventor. His first success came from inventinga shoestring that would last a lifetime. Le sacrificed his life trying to discover a non-explodable bomb so no one would be hurt in wars. He became so frustrated he blew his stack, and no one has been able to find him since. Bgghgg. Bgygrly Legg: Born September 4, 1934 in Prairie City. During her senior year Beverly became engaged to a sailor, the son of a janitor. She was swept off her feet and immediately after graduation the carpenter's daughter eloped with the janitor's son. They settled down in Woodwork and had seven little shavers. She died atthe age of 93 because she stopped breathing. Collins, Donald Christie: Born August 4, 1934 on a farm near Dallas Center. Don was a great speech student and his ambition was to become a criminal lawyer. He was a top lawyer for 20 years and then went into politics. One day while phili- bustering before the senate he talked himselfto death. He left to grieve him, his wife, a former classmate, and several little blowhards. Kallem, Donald EQEQEQ: Born July 7, 1934 in Des Moines. In high school Don was a star player on the football team. He went to college on an athletic scholarship and majored in the theory of football and penmanship. He won the Pulitzer prize

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674446 Will We, the class of U52,U having reached the end of our career, being sound in health, mind, and memory, do make, publish, and here declare this writingto be our last will and testament. To the Junior Class we will all our co-operation. To all thealumniof former years we return the slams they have bestowed upon us. Anna Mae wills her ability to borrow paper from everyone to Beverly Peterson. The Seniors will Willie Weiser to Beverly Boston and vica-versa. Herb Wilson wills his nickname, HCOZYU, to La Verne Grief. Bev Booher wills the sweet smiles she gets from a certain sophmore boy to Beverly Boston, Cand hopes she appreciates themb. Dan Beauchamp wills his ability to stay away from women to Duane Fullerton. Bette Shepherd wills her ability to go out every night to Marilyn Bohrofen. Anne Kinsey wills her talkativeness to Shirley Madison and hope she uses it. Don Collins wills his good gradesto Dale Johnson who assuresls that he needs them. Ron Baer wills his ability to run the school movie projecter to Lloyd Peitzman. Patt O'Donnell wills her height to Tom Wooters for his basketball career at Grimes Hig . Sam Price wills his abilityim get the sport page of the paper first to Bob Slauson and hopes that Bob will enjoy it as much as he has. Rheta Wiese wills her calm voice to Jean Oyres. Donald Kallem wills his self-confidence to David Wiese. The Senior Class wills their used booksto the school and hope they arenot too much worse for the wear. Dan Beauchamp wills his bus route to Duane Fullerton. Beverly Booher wills her ability to stick to one man to Carolyn Kallem. Herb Wilson wills his devotion to the freshmen girls to the freshmen boys. Anna Mae wills her even disposition to Joyce Weiser. Bette Shepherd wills her arguing ability to all future Seniors. Anne Kinsey wills her abilityto holdanan for almost three years to Joann Bohrofen. Don Collins wills his ability to get the family car to Larry Seibert. Ron Baer wills his immunity to women to Roger Bloomfield. tht! This page is sponsored by Emmerts SU1'1d1'Y, Urbandale. Hummel Bros. Des Moines, Iowa Save Way Grocery, Beaverdale. Bond's Federated Store. Beaverdale