Gresham High School - Munhinotu Yearbook (Gresham, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 140 of the 1923 volume:

W . 4 5 f f F 1 9 1 1 W I ! EIMSL1 192.1-1.1 PUBLISHED BY SENIOR CLASS OF '23 GRESHAM UNION HIGH SCHOOL GRESHAM, OREGON unnnn T H E M U N H I N O T U nnnnl INDEX Foreword Dedication Honorary Member School lioard Faculty Seniors juniors Sophoniores Freshmen Organizations School Year Literary Athletics Jokes Two Advertisements ...MTHE MUNHINOTUVHH1- FOREWORD just ct page from our Senior Note Book, Just a page of youth's memories so dear, With the hope of fond 'recollections Will he enfolded here. Th nluunu T H E M U N I N 0 T U :mum TO ESTHER M. GARDNER Our friend, teacher and class advisor, who, by her excellent example in Word and deed molded our characters to a .nobler end, VVe, the Senior Class affectionately dedi- cate this, the eighth issue of the MUNHINCTU THE MUNHINOTU ESTHER M. GARDNER F i v e ......... T H E M U N H I N O T U ............ Here's to Mr. Rutherford Whom always we'll remember For his kind and noble efforts As our honorary member. A friend to pat you on the back And cheer your whole life thru', He's one good reason why We hate to leave U. H. S. No. Two S lun: 1 nun T H E M U N H I N O T U mnnnnnulnlnun llullulllnll WILLIAM RUTHERFORD Honorary Member Seven .............................................. T H E M U N H I N O T U mmnnnunmmnmnnnmnunum BOARD OF EDUCATIDN W. C. LAWRENCE Chairman Iynch District No 28 DR. A. W. BOTKIN Gresham District No. H. F. WIHLON Victory District No. -I9 K. A. MILLER Clerk Eight R. I. ANDERSON Orient District No. 6 Jt. II. P. CHRISTENSEN Powell Valley District No. 26 FACULTY E MUNI-IINOTUH... ' ROY E. CANNON Principal L The Students' F iend Ten 'ff N ullIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll T H MRS. ELLEN U. EVANS, A Grinnell College, Iowa. ' Spanish, Mathematics MISS CLARA AUCLAIR Mme. Garceau's School of MUSIC and French, Boston, Mass. Library lpart timel. Accredited teacher of Piano MISS EVE M. HUTCHISON A B University of Oregon. MISS KATHERINE D. WAITE B S Oregon Agricultural College Science. if . I-Al' 43 'I I MR. DAVID B. EVxNS, A. B. Grinnell College, Iowa. History, Biology, Athletics .AA fi 4 uluulnnl lnnlnn ll nu' 'It H E M U N H 5 L Twelve I N O T U ulununlllullu lullnnlllnnllllm ,, , ' Aff f - ffffylfrdfrzv C, I 41 K' MISS MIRIAM ING'LIS, B. S. Coe College. Mathematics. ISS L IOTHY DICKEY, A. B.,MUS. B. Univers. y of Oregon. Music, Physical Education. MMXSXW . Q L'Jw.I MISS SHIRLIE SWALLOW, A. B. Reed College. English. MISS NORMA LEE PECK,A.B., B.L.S. University of Illinois. Ottawa University. Library ipart timeb. MISS MINNIE SCHREPEL, B. S. University of Minnesota. Home Economics. 144,49 nlnn llnnulnlnlnunnuulllllll T H E 'M U N H OZQM MR. H. M. MORELAND, B. S. Oregon Agricultural College. Vocational Agriculture. .104 .xl MISS ESTHER M. GARDNLTRQ B. S. Oregon Agricultural College. Commerce. MISS ESTHER C. WHEELER, A. B. Northwestern University. English, History, Latin. MR. WILLIAM RUTHERFORD, A.B., B.S University of Pennsylvania. Am. History, Civics, Bookkeeping, Geometry, Orchestrd. 5 T , 1 , 5.4 .if :ft UVVI. qfgf 1 MR. LYLE MASON U. H. S. Alumni. 0ffice ?nt. ' Thirteen THE MUNHINOTU---m fi .Fourteen .mm T H E M U N H I N O T U um...- Faculty Rhyme The Faculty members come from a. land, Where nobody else does grow. That 's why they're strange and different From other folks we know. Take Mr. Cannon, now, VVith his notebook in his hand, Could anyone be just like him, Who came not from another land? And then thcrels Mr. Rutherford, A wanderer great is he, There's no one on earth like him, l'm sure you 'll all agree. Miss Gardner teaches shorthand e And Miss Dicky teaches glee, V There is no one who can beat them That you w.ill ever see. There 's Lyle who makes out reports, lt pays to be good to him, And Miss Waite who teaches Science, Which to us seems so vcry dim. Mr. Moreland teaches farming, And Miss Inglis teaches Math, And if you donyt just see things, They rise up in great wrath. Miss Swollow teaches English, Miss Hutchison as wcllg Just when to use such words as Hdonel' They both do know most well. Miss Wheeler teaches Latin And History and suchg lf perchance you make mistakes, You 're due to get In Dutch. Mrs. Evans teaches Spanish And Geometry, toog She also coaches plays- There 's 11ot much she can 't do, Our Miss Schrepel teaches Domestic Science and Arts, To learn such vital subjects, One must be very smart. Mr. Evans is our coach, A better can't be found Than this same Mr. Evans Vtlith his knowledge so profound. To our good Librarians, Miss Peck and Miss Auclair, VVe take this opportunity Our thanks to declare. Fifteen llnlllnlnn nnlnlnlununml T H E M U N H I N O T U nlnnll nunlllllu ullllllllllnl ADIX ZENGER ARVIDSON PEAK ' SCHWEDLER MILLER QUESINBERRY McALLISTER ' PETERSON PAULSON sL0oP MARVIN MUNI-IINOTU STAFF BIIRLEIGII QUESINEERRY. . . . . . .Editor-in-Cl:iof EDWARD SCIIWEDLER .... . . .Assistant Editor WILLIAM 1WCALLISTER ......... Businoss Manager CARL ARVIDSON. .. VICTOR ADIX. . . ALDEN BIILLER. . . SYLVIA PAULSON. JENNIE SLOOP . . . EULA BIARVIN .... ALBERT ZENGER. . . FRIEDA PETERSIIN FRANCIS PEAK. . . .Assistant Businoss Manager Snap Editor . . .Ad'l'l,I'fl'StlIg Manager Sixteen . . .Historian .Stfmographor S .Staff Artist .Joko Editor ocioty Editor ...Athletics . SE IDRS GRESHA M UNION HIGH SCHOOL NO. 2 The high school with the best sch ool spirit in fhe state umm: T H E M U N H I N 0 T U nmn Senior Class Cfficers BURLEIGH QUESINBERRY ..... ...... I 'resident ALBERT ZENGER ......... . . .Vice-President FRIEDA PETERSON .... ..... . .Secretary LYLE QUICK ....... ......... T reasurer RUBEN ANDERSON .... . . .Sergeant-at-Arms SYLVIA PAULSON ...... ........ I 'Reporter ESTHEE M. GARDNER .... ....... 6 Ylass Arloisor WII1I1IrXM RfU'l'HERFORD ........ Honorary Member ' ' Truth Class Motto gives wings to strength Class Colors Blue and Orange Class Monument Roosevelt Eighteen 4 llnlllnllllnlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli T H E M U N H I N O T U ullIllllllllllllllullllllllnlllllllllllllll BURLEIGH QUESINBERRY College Preparatory. Entered from Franklin High. Class Treasurer 3: Class Play 2-3: Captain Baseball 3: Football 3-4: Class President 4: Editor of Munhi- notu 4. I am a man of action, not of words. Watch my smoke! ALBERT ZENGER Scientific. Vice-President 1-43 Track 2-3-4: Class Play 3-43 Munhinotu Staff. I'll have you know, I'm not in the roll of common men. FRIEDA W. PETERSON Commercial. Class Secretary 43 Munhinotu Staff 4. She will have to learn bo make 'soup'. LYLE D. QUICK General. Class Play 35 Class Treasurer 4. Give me knowledge and lots of it. RUBEN W. ANDERSON General. Class Play 41 Glee Club. Strong for the women-200 lbs. strong. Nineteen EW. ' S J ulnllllllllnllnunlllllllllllllulllllllr T H E M U N H Twenty I N O T U J'InluIllllllulullllllllllllllllllllllll WILLIAM McALLISTER College Preparatory. Baseball 3-4g Debate 2-3: Declamatory Contest 1-3: President of Class 3: Student Body President 45 Manager of Munhinotug Student Council. Is so fond of arguing, he'1l argue on both sides of any question. M. JEANNETTE DOWSETTE Commercial. Junior Class Play 1: School Reporter 43 Class Basketball 2-4. A quiet girl but full of pep. CARL J. W. ARVIDSON General. ' Entered from Lake Norden High, S. D. Class Play 45 Munhinotu 4: Orchestra 3-4: Glee Club 2: Agriculture Club 2. Such a deep thinker-' that he has to have his shoes soled monthly. DOUGLAS HORTON General. Baseball 2-3-4: Football 35 Class Play 4. Would get caught up in his sleep if the teachers would not talk so much. ALICE L. PETERSON Commercial. Junior Play 3: Junior Play 1. Nothing so contagious as enthusiasmf' ADOLPH ZENGER Scientific. Vice-President Assembly 13 Oratorical Contest 2: Class President 2: Debate 3: Class Play 3-4. A well made man who has a good de- termination. UUlllllllllllllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U mlunmuunulmmuunmlmmml LILLIE KATHRYN NELSON College Preparatory. Girls' Glee 2-3-4: Orchestra 2: Basket- ball 1-4: Home Economics Club. Impulsive, earnest, prompt to act, Thus making every thought a fact. CARL EDWARD SCHWEDLER, Scientific. Class Treasurer 1-25 Debate 3: Class Vice-President 3: Assistant Editor Munhinotug Track 3-43 Boys' Glee 43 Quartet 4. Beware of 'Eddies' in 1ife's stream. MABEL VALBERG Commercial. Senior Class Play 4. A conscientious girl is she, Surely gracious as can be. JENNIE LUEDLA SLOOP Commercial. Glee Club 35 Basketball 1-2-3-4: Munhi- notu Staff 4. Quiet, unlike most girls. EDWARD H. HESLIN College Preparatory. Baseball 2-3-45 Football 4: Basketball 4. Worries all the time, fearing he is learning too much. HELEN GABRIELSON Commercial. Entered from Commerce and Wash- ington High Schools. Y Latest come and gladly welcomed. w Twenty-One mllllllllllullullulllulllllullllnlllll T H E M U N H I N O T U ullllllllnlnllllllll lllnllnlnllnl ALDEN EWING MILLER College Preparatory. Class Vice-President 2: Glee Club 2: Munhinotu 43 Senior Play 1. Ask dad. He knows. AMY M. GUSTAFSON Normal. Home Economics Club. I'll promise I'll never tell as long as I live. FRANCIS W. PEAK Manual Arts. Class President 15 Glee Club 3-43 Class N Basketball 1-2-3: Football 4: Orches- I tra 3-43 Class Play 4. l I am satisfied because I am just me. l ' CLYDE B. PETERSON General. Agriculture Club 1-2-3-4. The slowest of us admits the world moves. MILDRED A. McGREGOR Commercial. Secretary Home Economics Club 2: Class Secretary 3: Senior Play 4. A smile bright and gay, A sweet pleasant way. EMANUAL BERNSTEIN College Preparatory. Entered from Warden, Washington. His brilliant thoughts make us shud- der with anticipation. Twenty-Two uinnlninunnunnlnnlnunlnnllll T H E MABEL C. JOHANSON College Preparatory. Class Treasurer 1: Operetta 1: Home Economics Club. A quiet pleasing manner wins many friends. HAROLD F. BACKLUND Agriculture. Agriculture Club 1-2-3-4. A man with a purpose, it ? MYRTLE NASSHAHN Commercial. Class Reporter 1. I don't say much, what I think. but FRIEDA O. RAMSER Home Economics. Student Body Council 3-4: Class Play 3: Home Economics Club. The luxury of doing ll00d.n CHARLES McKINNEY Scientific. Sergeant-at-arms 1: Football 4: Basket- ball 4. Bright Eyes. ANNA LENNARTZ College Preparatory. G-lee Club 1-2. Wisdom flows from her lips, And friendship from her heart. but what is who knows M U N H I N O T U mnnnuuuulmnunnnnnnnunn l 4 l l Twenty-Three 5 Pl 'Sis-U InlllllllInnlIllnllunlllullllllllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllulllllllllll DOROTHY H. HAMILTON Commercial. Entered from Mt. Angel Academy. Class Play 3. Curly hair is such a nuisance. HARRISON M. SQUIRE Manual Arts. Baseball 3-4: Football 3-4. N He getsabrain throb once in a while. Y S. EULA MARVIN General. Class Basketball 1-2-4: Class Reporter , 3: Declamatory Contest 1-3: Debate - 3: Munhinotu Staff 4. Her one ambition is to draw-a salary. SYLVIA PAULSON College Preparatory. Entered as Junior from Logan High, Logan, Utah. Reporter 4: Oratorical Contest 35 Munhinotu Staff. A poebess whose fame is yet to come. WALTER A. THOMPSON Scientific. Track 1-2-3-4. 'I He arises with the lark, but avoids larks in the evening. HILMA EVELYN JOHNSON Commercial. ' Basketball 2-3-4. A shy and modest maiden. Twenty-Four llnllullIllnllllnllnllllllllnlllllnllll T H E M U N H I N O T U lllllIllnlllnllllllllllll,lllllllllllllll GERTRUDE L SOUTHARD 1 Commercial. Senior Play 4. When duty and pleasure clash, Let duty go to smash. MILLARD SHARP General. Well, 'er I don't know exactly. MARY GENEVA COGSWELL College Preparatory. Student Body Council 3: Class Play 3-41 Class Secretary 2: Junior Class Play 1. A woman's heart, like the moon, al- ways has a man in it. MYRTLE MARGARET RUSHER Classical. Glee 1-2-3: Operetta 1: Class Play 3. The Senior song bird. HENRY VICTOR ADIX, JR. Classical. Glee Clu' '2f3: Secretary 1 :Senior Play 1: Munhinotu Staff. Life is not so short but there is al- ways time for courtesy. MABEL D. BAKER Home Economics. Glee Club 1-2-43 Home Economics Club 2. Is short of stature, but high ofidealsf' Twenty-Five lllllllnllunlllulllllllllllllllllllllllll' T H E M U N H I N O T U UU' 'll' l'll ' JUDITH M. LARSON Commercial. Class Basketball 4. Begone dull care, I am busy. L. MALCOLM HILLYARD Agriculture. Agriculture Club: Football 4. Oh, this learning, what is it? MABEL V. SLOOP Normal. And when a man's in the case you know all other things give place. OLIVE D. WEDIN Commercial. Basketball 4. Known by her giggle. EVERETT LAKE College Preparatory. Glee Club 1-2-3-4: Agriculture Club: Boys' Quartet 45 Class Basketball 1-21 Class Baseball 2. Everett seldom breaks the rule, 'Never study out of school! ' RUTH M. ANDERSON Commercial. lf silence is golden, then sho is 21 1 karat. L . i Twenty-Six ...H--THE MUNHINOTU--...- Class Poem Now that the Golden Gates of Childhood Are so softly swinging to, Let us pause for a nioinent to ponder, On the great things for us to do. 'Tis for us to fathom the secrets Of the great deeds of other days, That we may build for tomorrow In strong everlasting ways. It is for us to so live our lives, With a purpose so noble and true, That our ehildren's children shall gather Inspiration from deeds that We do. It is for us to so live and build, That the future that is to be, May be better because of our efforts For the good of humanity. In a Word, let us travel through life In a path so straight and plain, That, at the close of life 's evening We may not have lived in Vain. -S. Paulson, '23 Vale Farewell, ye happy, joyful hours, Farewell to youth 's glad dreams. Our childhood days are over, We enter life ls broad streams. But we have learned great lessons In the days we have spent here, We bless you for our learning, Farewell, our High School, dear. -S. Paulson, ' Twenty-Seven 2 nnnnvnolTHE nun Our Story Listen, good people and you shall hear A tale of a class full of ,joy and cheer, 'Tis the class of the year Nineteen twenty-three Of which you shall hear if you listen to me. Four years ago, an age it does seem, We entered this school with faces abeam, Eighty-two nicer youngsters never were seen Than that bunch of youngsters who acted so green. The Sophomores who loved so to joke and to tease, Did give us a party which developed our ease, And then just to show that we werenlt afraid We sure did have fun at a grand masquerade. And then when spring came 'and we all felt gay, We did celebrate grandly the first day of May. Thus ended our first year in old Union High, Quickly, too quickly, do such days go by. As Sophonlores we simply vouldn't find rest, Until for the Freshmen we had done our best, So We gave them a party on St. Hallow l+l'en And frightened them white all under the green. When Stunt Day came it sure was a treat, Everyone declared that it couldn't be beat. A bust of Roosevelt we gave, to appeal, To the High School in general, as our ideal. So the time passed on and the year rolled around, Those lively young Sophomores as Juniors were found A little more serious, a little more wise, But still with real fun and joy in their eyes. At the Junior-Senior party we all were most gay, And the next big event was our wonderful play, All of a Sudden Peggym it had for a name, Whoever did see it rernenibers the same. Twenty-Eight Illlllllunnllllllllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U llnuln The Class of '22 will never forget The banquet we gave for their benefit, All other events when compareml are taine- It has gone down .in the a11nals of fame. 7 Not to be outdone in any one feat Our boys won first at the annual Track meet, And so through the year Victory perched on our banner And We did all our tasks in a creditable manner. This year as Seniors so Wise and so staid We have worked more and less we have played, But we showed we still have spirit and vim When we gave HA, Pair of Sixesn out in the Gynin. On Washi11gton's Birthday we all went skating, On just which places there ,ll be 110 stating, But certain it is there was many a fall But those who fell didn lt mind it at all. Other events We have planned for the year, But I have no time to Write them down here, Suffice it to say, they 'll all be as gay As others have been that are passed away. So the days have fled and the hours gone by And now graduation time dravls nigh, Three cheers for the fun welve had in these years, For the good we have gained, again three cheers. -S. Paulson, '23 Twenty-Nine :lnllllTHE lunn Class Will LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF THE CLASS OF 1923 KNOW ALL YE BY THESE PRESENTS, That We, members of the Senior Class of Gresham Union High School, County of Multnomah, Rhd State of Oregon, in this year of Our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and twenty-three. being mentally wide awake and physically fit, do hereby declare this to be our last Will and Testament, and do bequeath the following: ' 4 ARTICLE I. Sec. 1. To Gresham Union High School, we leave fond memories of the days which we have spent beneath its roof. Sec. 2. To the Faculty we leave our thanks and appreciation for guiding our feet along the path of learning. Sec. 3 To Miss Gardner we leave sincere gratitude and apprecia- tion for her untiring efforts in our behalf. Sec.4. To Mr. Rutherford we do bequeath our memory of history dates and our keen enjoyment of learning. Sec.5. To the Juniors we leave our places in Assembly, our good behavior, and our dignity with the hope that they may some day be- come as important as they wish to be. Sec. 6. To the Sophoinores and Freshmen we leave our best Wishes and the right to become Seniors after hard years of study. ARTICLE ll. Personally we do bequeath the following: Sec. 1. Burleigh Quesinberry, his position as Editor-in-Chief to Henry Lunday. Sec. 2. Harry Squires, his noble height to Harold Dye. Sec. 3. Eula Marvin, her notebooks to Helen Lawrence. Sec.4. Hilma Johnson, her shyness to Grace Lyons. Sec. 5. Edward Heslin, the thoughts he didn't have to someone Who needs them. Sec. 6. Alice Peterson, her freckles to Agnes Lundquist. Sec. 7. Mary Cogswell, her popularity, to someone who would appreciate it. Sec. 8. Charles McKinney, his bashfulness to Leo Baily. Sec.9. Lillie Nelson, her smile to Elizabeth Grant. Sec. 10. Frieda Rainser, her convictions to Frieda Brunner. Sec. 11. Albert Zenger, his roller skating ability to Ray Strong. Sec. 12. Mildred McGregor, her dignity to Clelia Crawford. Sec. 13. Gertrude Southard, her spicy tongue to Sarah Metzger. Sec. 14. Dorothy Hamilton, her languid Ways and vampish eyes to Margaret Anicker. Thirty Sec. 15. Southard. T H E M U N H I N O T U Innnnnnmnnlnmmunmummi Alden Miller, his ability to raise funds to Edward Sec.16. Myrtle Rusher, her assortment of squeaks, snorts and other expressions of delight and disgust to Estelle Keller. Sec. 17. Mabel Baker, her dislike for books to Alice Walker. Sec. 18. Edward Schwedler, his shrillest whistle to James Brown. Sec.19. Victor Adix, his grace and litheness to Herman Walters. See. 20. Carl Arvidson, his easy-going ways to Grant McMillan. Sec. 21. Everett Lake, his tennis championship to Albert Carlson. See. 22. Lyle Quick, his accommodating way of giving people lifts to George Heiney. Sec. 23. Judith Larson, her cosmetics to Violet Brooks. Sec.24. Emanuel Bernstein, his short trousers to William Fritz. See. 25. Millard Sharp, his tailored appearance to Herbert Burdick. Sec. 26. Amy Gustafson, her blush to Mildred Metzger. Sec. 27. Helen Gabrielson, her typing ability to Georgie Stapleton. Sec. 28. Francis Peak, his self-possession to Irvin Ickler. See. 29. Douglas Horton, his swagger to Walter Tilstron. See. 30. Olive Weden, her romantic affairs to Blanche Harris. Sec. 31. Ruben Anderson, his ambition to Guerney Woodf . Sec. 32. Myrtle Nasshahn, her eyes to a coming movie star. See. 33. Anna Lennartz, her intelligence to a future president. See. 34. Mable Johanson, her ability to get around the teachers to Lillian LeKander. Sec. 35. Jennie Sloop, her seriousness to Ada Lovelace. Sec. 36. Mabel Sloop, her dimple to Rose Potter. Sec. 37. Mabel Valberg, her playfulness to Anna Hamilton. themSec. 38. Walter Thompson, his eye-glasses to anyone who finds Sec. 39. Clyde Peterson, his hatred of the opposite Sex to Charles Tallman. See. 40. William McAllister, his silver tongue to Albert Carlson. Sec.41. Jeannette Dowsette, her quiet unassuming manner to Gladys Bunting. Sec. 42. Adolph Zenger, his sleek coiffure to Garrett Lyons. Sec. 43. Ruth Anderson, her eagerness to recite to Louise Howard. See. 44. Frieda Peterson, her love of Fords to Willene Botkin. Sec. 45. Malcolm Hillyard, his agricultural interests to William Sandstrom. Sec. 46. Harold Backlund, his good nature to any one who needs it. Sec. 47. Miss Gardner, her trials and tribulations for the Senior Class to Miss Inglis. Thirty-One mmm T H E M U N H I N O T U um... Class Prophecy Everyone has heard of the mystic crystal ball which enables who- ever gazes into its depths to foresee the future of those who happen to be in the gazer's mind at the time, but few have ever had the privi- lege of really looking into it. It is strange that I should have been singled out by Fate to be one of those fortunates to have that privilege but such is the case and in consideration of those less fortunate, I deem it only fair that I should tell of my experience. I entered a room hung with dark velvet. The only light was a faint glow from the crystal ball which was suspended from the ceil- ing. The air seemed light, l gasped for breath, my heart beat rapidly and sent the blood coursing through my veins. I was afraid. Yes, I am ashamed to admit it but in the presence of the supernatural one is not always at ease. However, I remembered that my purpose was a Worthy one, I had come to look into the future of the members of the valiant class of Nineteen Twenty-three and I must not lose the oppor- tunity. I advanced into the room and took a seat before the crystal. Immediately my nervousness left me, I leaned forward ,in my chair and looked into that mystical ball. The following are the scenes jest as they appeared to me: 1. The tropical sun shown down on an African village. In the midst of a crowd of small natives stood Mabel Valberg giving out pea- nuts and popcorn to the black youngsters whose only thanks were to beg for more, in a language with which Mabel seemed familiar. Near her stood an American man whose countenance resembled that of Emanuel Bernstein's, although his beard covered most of his face. It was plain to be seen that they were travelers for Mabel wore a Turkish charm about her neck and her dress was of Chinese silk. In Emanuells hand was an ivory walking stick, beautifully carved with Egyptian figures. 2. Seated in a high-backed swivel chair in an elaborately ap- pointed office sat Douglas Ilorton giving dictation in a stern manner to a stenographer whose pencil flew rapidly across her tablet. Some thing in the erect position of the lady reminded me of someone I had known but I did not recognize her until she turned so that I caught a glimpse of her face. Yes, it was Gertrude Southard. Douglas IIorton had acquired a very becoming dignity and he spoke with an air of command which marked him as one of Fortune is ow11. Some stationery lying on the desk bore the letterhead of Douglas E. Horton Sz Co., Embalmers. 'i 3. In the center of the brilliantly illuminated stage of the Metro- politan Opera House stood Myrtle R-usher arrayed in a marvelous crea- tion of pea green silk and ultra violet. She was singing that always popular song, f'We can 't get ,cm up to thc accompaniment of a bass drum played by Millard Sharp. Thirty-Two nn lulluulnlllllllnlllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U 'l'l l 4. The .interior of a little country school appeared. Presiding over the ritual of a daily spelling lesson was Amy Gustafson. In her hand she held a rule which she tapped on the desk every now and then. At the sound every small urchin visably shook and bent dili- gently over his work. Evidently Amy had profited well from her normal instruction .in Union High. 5. A barnyard scene-Malcolm Hillyard stood on a load of new mown hay. A straw hat topped his noble height and a red bandana protected his neck from the rays of the July sun. He gazed up at what appeared to be a giant bird hovering in the skyg presently it came to earth and proved to be a house ship, fully equipped with every modern convenience and at the wheel sat Everett Lake, who was spend- ing his vacation flying about with his family. 6. A large signboard arched one of the main thoroughfares of New York and it bore these words: Come in and see us. We guar- antee to fix you up whether you are troubled with any body, brain, or heart sickness. No symptoms necessary. Doctors V. Adix, W. Thomp- son and B. Quesinberryf' 7. In flashing lights above a theater entrance was written: 'tHarry Squires presents A. and A. Zenger in Who Shall Have Mary with Judith Larson, noted actress, as leading lady. 8. A book shelf came before my vision. Above it was written: Latest books by the best authors. I was not surprised to read the name of Frieda Ramser on a book entitled, Count Your Calories. Beside it was another written jointly by Clyde Peterson and Harold Backlund on the subject of the coming revolution in Utopia. Another book bearing the title Short Cakes and Kings was written by Reuben Anderson. 9. f'Helen Gabrielson Buys Large Pelican Farmf' This headline appeared in the Boston Times. The Writeup told how Miss Gabrielson had received a notable award for her wonderful birds and had purchased a new farm to accommodate her growing industry. 10. In a sweltering office in Mexico City sat Edward Schwedler. Before him lay plans prepared for the erection of a radio tower, from which, when it would be completed, news could be heard all over the world by simply placing the point of a pin in a ripe tomato. A wonder- ful invention .indeedl Francis Peak shared the office with Edward and he was working on plans for receiving messages from Mars. 11. By the appearance of the people I knew that it was Paris, the city of fashions. But who should be attending the fashion show that I saw depicted but Mabel Baker. She was head buyer of the firm of Johanson and Nasshahn, the nationally known house, famous for its up-to-the-minute fashions. 12. I found myself gazing at a railway sign board marked 'N' Peers- ville. A street scene appeared and I saw the front entrance of a banking house, Arvidson and Miller, First National Bank. The in- Thirty-Three llllllllllflllllllill lllllll'l'l'l llllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U 'll'Vlllfllnlllllnlllllll lll'lll'lll Hill' terior was shown and in separate private offices sat Carl and Alden dictating to their private secretaries, Jennie Sloop and Ruth Anderson. Next I saw the depository department of the bank. There stood Lillie Nelson clipping the coupons from her Radio Corporat.ion Bonds. Well, Lillie always wanted to be happy so I suppose she is so financially fixed that all she need do is to be happy. 13. It must have been the Sahara desert for there was a quantity of sand in the neighborhood. ln the foreground Charles McKinney was standing and beside him was a machine gun affair. On closer scrutiny it appeared to be shooting sand into the air. Well, we hope he is suc- cessful, for goodness knows they need rain there. At this time Ed- ward Heslin appeared and from his gestures I could see that some- thing was wrong. The next scene showed an unfinished bridge over the Nile. It seemed that Charles, rain making scheme was so suc- cessful that Edward's bridge was being washed away. 14. 'tPeggy O'Mara appears on Broadway in The Adventures of Peggy. Such was the headline in the New York Times. So Mary Cogs- well has reached Broadway. Here's to her successf, 15. The municipal auditorium of Chicago was crowded with eag- er-faced people who had come to hear a great lecture on the subject World Problems and Their Solutions. A dignified man who had the bearing of knowing his subject came forward to address the peo- ple. After a few moments the speaker turned slightly and I could see his face. It was William McAllister the international di lomat in real talking trim. 7 p 7 Q 16. Misses Wedin and Peterson, Young Ladies School. Thus read the sign on an ivy-clad building. When the interior was shown I saw Olive Wedin conducting a class in what appeared to be Chinese language study, while in another part was Frieda Peterson teaching a class of young ladies all the fancy dance steps. 17. Dorothy Hamilton appeared in a beauty shop. She was ap- plying a permanent wave to the fair head of Mildred McGregor. In the office Hilma Johnson was making appointments for the society ladies of the city. She was writing: Mabel Sloop-Tuesday-2 o'clock -10 curls. 18. A Hawaiian summer home appeared. Under the palm trees sat Anna Lennartz, reading '4The Life of Napoleon. She was taking a hard earned vacation from teaching in the Haystack High School. In rapid succession the following electric signs flashed before me: 19. ART FOR ART'S SAKEH-My Motto. Classes conducted daily. Eula Marvin-Illustrator. 419 Greenwich Village. , 20. POETRY MADE TO ORDER WHILE YOU WAIT Sylvia Paulson-Writer of the Ode to King Tut . Fifth Avenue and Broadway. Thirty-Four nuluu nuunnnmmnunn T H E M U N H I N 0 T U nnmmunuumlunll 21. LEARN TO Al'l'RECIATE NATURE'S BEAUTY. Peterson 85 Dowsette. 22. BUSINESS SCHOOL Commercial Methods Taught. Prescribed Studies--Shorthand, Typing, English, Law, Spelling. LARSON BUSINESS COLLEGE 23. TAKE MY ADVICE-FORD DRIVER! Get your life insured. Safest. Best. Lyle Quick Broadway, N. Y. The crystal clouded. The light died away and I groped my Way out of the dark room. If you like not the things here written blame me not for I have only set down the facts as Fate has planned them. A Senior's Farewell How we love you dear old High, How we love the ones who taught, And we'll leave with many a sigh- For these four years cannot be bought. When we start on our career, And we're l1avi11g great success, Are those memories held so dear, Do they bring us happiness? Strong within us comes a feeling- We hate to leave, yet we must. And our looks our thoughts concealing When the subject is discussed. 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H P1 fiifge 532044 -5 s- -v L. 3 33 W : vc N5 --at GJ JU IQRS INTERIOR OF GRESHAM -LIBRARY ...nm T H E M U N H I N O T U .......,.. junior Class History JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS MILDRED HIETZGER .................... President LEO BAILEY ....... .... V ice-President LILLIAN HESLIN. . . ......... Secretory RAY STRONG ..... . . .Sergeant-at-Arms GOLDA ADAMS ...... ....... fl 'reas mer LEONA BAILEY ...... . . . ........ Reporter Miss MIRIAM INGLISM .............. Class Advisor Class Colors Pink and Green We, the class of '24, started in September, 1923, fifty-two strong. This being the third year, for the most of us in Union High School, We felt very much at home. After We had registered and had properly filled out our class cards, we decided the best thing to do was to elect our officers and begin our year's work. The officers we elem ted this year are as follows: president, Mil- dred Metzger, vice-president, Leo Bailey, secretary, Lillian Heslin, sergeant-at-arms, Ray Strong, council, Valetta Macaw, and reporter, Leona Bailey. These officers have shown superior ability in carrying out the Work selected for them. 9 Of the athletes in our class we are very proud. ln basketball our boys, Leo Bailey, George Pullen, Glen Wiiiters, R-ay Strong, Henry Lunday, and Herbert Burdick, have taken the first place and have always brought home honors. Also in baseball we are justly proud of Glen Wl11tQTS, Henry Lun- day, Leo Bailey, George Pullen, Ray Strong, Guerney Wood and Ed- ward Southard. The inost of the boys above named in both basketball and baseball have had at least two years experience and we are ex- pecting much more of them next year. On the night of March 23, nearly all of the Juniors assembled at the Gymnasium to have one of the many, jolly good times, for which the Juniors are noted. Interesting games were played and a comical program, given by some of the Juniors, filled the place with mirth' and laughter. After enjoying the delicious refreshments, we disbanded at eleven o'elock in hopes that this would not be the last party at which we might enjoy ourselves. The Junior Class Play, Come Out of the Kitchen, presented April 20, was one of the most successful events of the school year. Funds realized from this play will be used to banquet the Seniors in May. Next year we all hope to be worthy Seniors and be a real credit to Union High School. -Leona Bailey, '24, Thirty-Eight lu ll nlluullnnnnulnnul T H E M U N H I N 0 T U nu I llll llll M. METZGER, President LEO BAILEY, Vice-President L. HESLIN Sec. R. STRONG, Sgt.-at-Arms G. ADAMS. Treas. L. BAILEY, Rep. V. MACAW G. BUNTING V. BROOKS H. LUNDAY M. WARDEN G. STAPLETON E. WILHELM G. McMILLAN M. ELLIOT R. SOUTHARD H. WALTERS G. PULLEN I Thirty-Nine nun nun I num T H E M U N H I N O T U nlunuululnlll u llllllllllllm H.BUDDENHAGEN L.GRHTTS R POTTER D. ZIMMERMAN G. WOOD M. JACKSON E. KELLER E.SCHENK A.HAMHHON E SLOOP A.NORDBLOM E.ANDERSON A.CARLSON E.GRANT W. FRITZ V. HILLYARD C. MASON Forty ullllllnnllllllllllullnlnllu uluul T H E M U N H I N 0 T U lnlulnlululnll ll llllnlllullll w M. ANICKER H. BURDICK A. WALKER G. WINTERS V. NORBY D. SMITH J. BROWN M. BLOM C. HOFFMEISTER S. ALM F. ARVIDSON F. BRUNNER I. ICKLER L. LEKANDER A. RICH E. JOHNSON B. HARRIS Forty-One THE MUNHINOTU Forty--Two SGPHOMCDRES OUR NEW GYMNASIUM ' --------THE MUNHINO T U lnlul If ANDERSON DAVIDSON BEERS MATTSON THOMAS DOWSETTE Sophomore Class Officers VADA ANDERSON. . . . . .... President MAXINE THOMAS .... . . .Vrzfre-President RINAR MATTSON ...... ...... S ecretary STAFFORD DOWSETTE .... . . ., ...... Treasurer ORVILIIE DAVIDSON. . BERNII-:CE RIDERS. . . MISS VVAITE ........ Class Colors Purple and Gold Gloss Motto . . .... Sergeant-at-Arms . . . . .Reporter Class Advisor CL !! Onward and Upward Forty-Four THE MUNHINOTU Forty-Five SOPHOMORE CLASS mm MUNHINOTUluu:nnuu Sophomore History Miss Waite, who was our first adviser of last year, on account of illness was compelled to withdraw from her work. Mr. Cannon then very wisely chose Mrs. Evans to help us along. It was she who made our May Day a success and our Queen Willene look her prettiest. We had some of our students of last year participating in school activities, as James Hill, who was a council member, Maxine Thomas, basketball, and Thomas Lovelace, baseball. We also had a girls and boys class basketball team. Honor students last year were: Arthur Eddy, Thomas Lovelace, Helen Lawerenee, Cecilia McMains, Marie Olson, Theo Smith, Maxine Thomas. When the class met again this year we looked around but could not find some of the familiar faces which were here last year. But just the same we are proud of our number. We have Miss Waite back again this year and We hope she can stay to see the class graduate from Union High and be proud of them. The class was very wise when they chose their class officers who are: Vada Anderson, president, Maxine Thomas, vice-president, Rinar Matson, secretary, Stafford Dowsette, treasurer, Orville Davidson, ser- geant-at-armsg Berniece Beers, reporter. -Berniece Beers, '25, Sophomores In Union High School Number Two Is a class called the Sophomores A class of fine boys and girls The best class in the school. We have only two years left In our dear old Union High. May these be happy and prosperous As the first of our school life has been. Forty-Six ...mu T H E M U N H'I N 0 T U ......... DressfUp Day 011 April the twelfth at sharp nine o'cl0ck, The Sophomore Class to Union did flockg Some dressed i11 yellow and some dressed in white, Some dressed in colors exceedingly bright. The boys weren't fit to be seen there at all, And the girls looked as if they had come from a ballg Some with their dolls and toys played, While others looked like a kindergarten parade. The stage was all decorated with an S ,25, And there was a sound of talking like a noisy bee-hive Until The Mighy Cannon stilled the noise of the crowdg With a voice that was both kindly and loud. Upon the rostrum the Cannon did call The handsomely dressed Sophomores, one and all Upon the platform they stayed quite a while, Then down they had to come in a single file. Here 's to the Sophomores of our school, ' For two more years under the Teacher's Rulef' Long may they live, and long may they thrive, The Sophomore Class of '25, -Geneva Simmonsen, '25 F o r t y - S e v e n THE MUNHINOTU Forty-Eight FRE I-IME THE FIRST HIGH SCHOOL BUILDING 1 nnnmnnulnlunlu T H E M U N H I N O T U llIsl:iiulfllnllllnlllllnnlunnlnlll . 'f MCKINNEY RossMAN wADswoR'rH MIDDLETON cooLY RUSHER Freshm an Class Officers F1,oYD RICKINNEY .... ......... P resident IVIELBA ROSSMAN .... .... V fioo-President I1AZEL COULY ..... .. ....... S ecrotafry RAY WADSWQRTH .... .......... T roasurer PAUL RUSHER ......... . . .Sergeant-at-Arms CLIFFORD BIIDDELTON .... ........ R oportor MISS IIUTCHISON ....... .... C loss Advisor Class Colors Old Rose and Silver Gray Fifty , -w lnllnnuunlnmnnnlnnllunfnlm T H E M U N H I N O T U 1 l Fifty-One FRESHMAN- CLASS mmm T E M U N H I N O T U llunun Our Freshman Class The Freshman class of Union High School No. 2 organized at the Leginning of the year with ninety-five members. We selected Miss Hutchinson for our rlass advisor. of whom we are all proud. She started action immediately after school opened by having us select our class officers. They were elected as follows: Floyd McKin- ney, president, Melba Rossman, vice-president, Hazel Cooly, secre- tary, Paul Rusher, sergeant-at-arms, Ray Wadsworth, treasurerg Clif- ford Middleton, reporter. Throughout the year the class has taken an active part in all school activities. In football the Freshmen, of course, did not have the material the other classes had, but even at that. one of our boys, Harvey Anderson, was on the regular squad. We made a better showing in basketball. We had what you could call a fast team. We played several games which turned out quite successfully, at least, We held our own. The basketball team consisted of Ray Wadsworth, Robert Lambert, Regy Stenerson, Floyd McKinney, Bill Elliot, Frank Smith and Clifford Middleton. I think I can speak for the whole Freshman class when I say, we enjoyed a wonderful time at the reception the Sophomore class gave us. It was held in the Gymnasium, which was decorated in the Fresh- man and Sophomore colors. The reception is generally given on Hallowelen, but was postponed because the gymnasium was not com- pleted. We Were entertained with games and refreshments which we all enjoyed very much. Baseball is the next thing in view. At the time this Annual goes to press we are manifesting a great deal of enthusiasm over base- ball. We have a class team of which we are justly proud. We have played one game, which was with the Agriculture team. We tied the score with the Aggies five to five. We expect to play about eight or ten games this season. The players are Harvey Anderson, and Paul Rusher, catchers, Floyd McKinney, first base, William Keenan, second base, Orval Johnson, third, Harold Dye, short stop, Harvey Brown, left field, Frank Smith and Glen Full, center field, William Elliot, right field, and Clifford Middleton, pitcher. The Freshmen have two boys in the High School Quartet, William Elliot and Clifford Middleton. The class is also planning to have a party, which will be held in the gymnasium in the near future. Fifty-Two llluuulullulnlllnllluuuull T H E M U N H I N O T U uuunllnnnlnmlnmluuluumul There is one thing more I would like to tell you about and that in our class and school spirit. The Freshmen have the right to say they have the best school spirit, or class spirit, in the school, because when called upon to assist in any way, we always cooperate with the other classes, and at the games the Freshmen yelled just as well as any other class in the school. When the class was called upon to donate a small sum for necessary purposes, like buying athletic equipment, we were always right there to do our bit. So I think we have a fine Freshman class this year and hope it will continue to be so. -Clifford Middleton, '26. The Class ot '26 Here 's to thc Freshmen of Union High, Before the Senicrs we always sigh, We hope that sonic dzmy v e shall be there, With wreaths and laurels entwined in our hair. Here 's to when we 're Sophomores of Union High, After the Freshman year's gone by, We'll have the Sophomore dress-up day, Everything will be happy, merry and gay. Next we'll be Juniors happy each day, Already to give the Junior play. When this class we will have passed, We 'll be mighty Seniors at last. When we are Seniors of twenty-six, We shall be ready to fix- The Senior playg the banquet, and ball, We 'll be sure to graduate one, and all. Here 's to our Union High career, Four long years we'l1 have passed here. Shall we take the path that leads To business life, or college? . --Emma Langford, '26, Fifty-Three nunmnumnnnnununmuunnm T H E M U N H I N 0 T U nnnnnnnnnlulllllnllllllulillliiliiiil 1 Il... lf ff ,Xxx ,.-- -g mm THE MUNHINOTU..m... MCALLISTER STRONG METZGER FRITZ Student Body Qfficers The officers of the Student Body for the year 1922-23 Were: WILLIAM MCALLISTER .... . . .Presviclenlt RAY STRONG ........... . . .Vice-President MILDRED TVIETZGER .... . .......... Secretary WILLIAM FRITZ ................ Sergeant-at-Arms These officers with the exception of the president, who is a Senior, are elected from the Student Body at large. The Student Body officers with the Student Body Council, Fi- nance Committee, Class Advisors, and Principal .handle the affairs of the students. Fifty-Six nununuunnnnununnnlllllilllilili T H E M U N H I N O T U nIIIlnuunululluuululiiTililTiliiU SCHWEDLER LUNDAY QUESINBERRY STRONG CANNON Finance Committee This is the second year for the successful operation of the Finance Committee, which is composed of the above students and Principal Cannon. Under the plan We were able to sell student body tickets to 98 per cent of the students of the high school and it Wasn't necessary to put on any special features to raise additional funds. Basketball added to our revenue and to date, April 1, We have a total amount of 3544.38 after having expended 3633.40 during the year. We have learned that the Finance Committee can safeguard our funds and it acts as a check on the expenditure of all money belonging to the Associated Student Body. The students appreciate the fact that all monies belonging to the school are handled through the Student Body Council and Finance Committee. t -Principal Cannon. Fifty-Seven Imuunuunumunmnunununm T H E M U N H I N O T U unuuuunuluunnmnmunuuuz McALLISTER FRITZ MACAW iChairmanJ BOTKIN ZENGER MAXWELL BAILEY RAMSER Student Body Council The Student Body Council met on October 9, 1922, and elected William Fritz chairman, and Willene Botkin secretary. This council consists of one member elected from each class, president of Student Body and three members elected from the Student Body at large. The purpose and aim of this council is to suggest only necessary measures for the Student Body to accept or reject. This does away with unim- portant measures being prescribed to the Student Body and presents in their place measures which are to the good of the school. ARE YOU READING YOUR OWN MUNHINOTU? F i f t y - E i g h t ......THE MUNHINOTU-ln... HESLIN SOUTHARD LUNDAY PULLEN STRONG, SQUIRE ANDERSON BEECHILL BERNSTEIN QUESINBERRY WINTERS McKINNEY WOOD DAVIDSON SCHENK MCALLISTER BAILEY HORFON The Lettermen's Club The Lettermen's Club is a new organization in Union High this year. The first meeting was held November, 1922, at which tempor- ary officers were elected and a committee of three appointed by President McAllister to draw up a constitution. At the second meeting officers were elected as follows: president, Henry Lundayg vice-president, Leo Bailey, treasurer, Francis Peak, secretary, George Pullen. The constitution Was' adopted. It provided that only those that received letters for athletics or other activities at Union High or any school from which they came are eligible for mem- bership. The purpose of the Lettermen's Club is for better athletics and social affairs. Action was taken at the meeting April 9, 1923, to adjust Article 5 of the constitution of Union High concerning the requirements of those receiving letters. This club has proved a success and it is hoped that it will be con- tinued throughout the remaining years of our high school. Fifty-Nine .......... T H E M U N H I N O T U .......... Latin Club Motto: Candor dat viribus alas. Officers: president, William Keenan, vice-president, Lillian Hes- ling secretary, Golda Adams 5 treasurer, George Pullen. The Latin Department of our high school met on March 13, 1923, and decided to organize a club, to be known as The Latin Club of Union High School. Officers were elected and a standing entertain- ment committee Was appointed by the president. It was agreed that the objects of this club should be both social and literary. On March 30th a party was given in the music rooms at school. A mock faculty meeting was enacted, with William Fritz presiding. Another feature of the program was a comic mock wedding, with Golda Adams as bride and William Keenan as groom. This club has proved to be a very live organization and We hope it will be a permanent club in our school. -Golda Adams, '24, Sixty ininllnlIlulllllunnullllllnlullllll T H E M U N H I N O T U nnululnnll IIllIIIl'iilTliilllill'l'l'ii BOTKIN ZIMMERMAN FRITZ RUTHERFORD DAVIDSON ARVIDSON STRONG Orchestra During the past year the school orchestra has played at many school and community functions. The members have responded splendidly on all occasions where their music was requested. The orchestra is composed of the following members: Miss Willene Botkin, pianog Doris Zimmerman, organg Messers Welsly Taylor, and William Fritz, violinsg Ray Strong, fluteg Carl Arvidson, cornetg and Orville Davidson, saxaphone. Under the supervision and direc- tion of W.illiaIn Rutherford. A large measure of success is owed to community members: Miss li. Peek, Messrs. John Nevilin, W. Gorsage, Wziltcr Sweek and P. Stransky, who gladly gave their time and efforts to make the or- chestra a success. During the year the orchestra played at the following functions: Opening day of srhoolg 1927 fair rallyg musical, Bethel Baptist churchg Community musical, Gresham Libraryg Orient Parent-Teachers' enter- tainment, Orient Grange Hallg Gresham Parent-Teachers' Association Gresham grade schoolg dedication of Union High School, Sandy, Ore- gong dedication of new gymnasium, Greshamg farmers, banquet, Ma- sonic hallg Senior playg U. H. S. musicalg Junior playg Graduation exercises, U. H. S. No. 2. 7 Sixty-One nuun T H E M U N H I N 0 T U lnuun Cafeteria Last year the school ventured into the cafeteria i11dustry for the benefit of those who had great distances to come to school and who needed hot lunches. Five girls took this course for which they re- ceived one credit each and their meals. This course included planning menus, figuring amounts and costs of foods and serving them. Foods were sold at prices just barely above costs, the intention was to just cover expenses. The cafeteria helpers, including cashiers and teller, worked for their meals. One student included cafeteria bookkeeping in his course and rem-ived his meals. The cafeteria people worked under considerable difficulties last year. The Work was carried on in the same room with the regular cooking flasses. There was a great handi- cap in the arrangement of the Working and supply tables. However, the industry thrived and a 351200 business was carried on with a profit of 352 at the end of the year. During the summer vacation the school board had a special cafe- teria room made. Serving tables, Work tables, shelves, cupboards, sinks, store rooms and gas plates were conveniently arranged so that Work can now be carried on much more efficiently. Two of our instructors, Miss Schrepel and Mr. Rutherford have given much time and energy to plan for and manage the cafeteria. -Lillie K. Nelson, '23. Sixty-Two unuunuunnnullllllllllllllllllflilil T H E M U N H I N O T U lulllunInnllfllllllllllllili'lWllTil'i Girls' Glee Club First Soprano-Lillian Lekander, Lillian Markwart, Lillian Hes- lin, Dorothy Taylor, Clara Mason, Clelia Crawford, Clara Hoffmeister, Estelle Johnson, Mabel Baker. Second Soprano-Golda Adams, Marie Blom, Ada Lovelace, Va- letta Macaw, Addie Pullen, Carrie Simmonsen, Melba Rossman, Lillie K. Nelson. First Alto-Louise Howard, Lillie K. Nelson, Doris Zimmerman, Grace Welch, Anna Lind, Hortcnse Soward, Ardis Rich. Second Alto-Rose Potter, Eleanor Botkin, Helen Lawrence, Vio- let Langford, Clara Bauman, Marjorie Massey. Accompanist-Willene Botkin. Girls' Sextet-Myrtle Rusher, Lillian Markwart, soprano, Doris Zimmerman, Golda Adams, contraltog Eleanor Botkin, Rose Potter, alto. DO YOU KNOW THE MEANING OF MUNHINOTU? Six t y - T h r e e iullllllllllllllllullllllllllllllnlllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U lllllIlnllllnluInnnullulnlllllllllll The Home Economies Department I11 the early history of education we fi11d that Rousseau, an edu- cational reformer of the 19th century, advocated t'Learning by Do- ingf' This plan is carried out to-a great extent in the schools of to'- day. Among other things in Union High School that the girls have opportunity to learn is efficient housework and homework. In the modern bungalow on the school grounds is a large, airy kitchen, with all the necessary equipment, including gas plates, wood range, sink, individual work tables and a .general supply table. The girls are given practical lessons in cleaning and caring for kitchen cooking articles, cooking and baking, food value and combinations and learn to make many dainty and economical dishes. In the dining room, they learn to set a table, to serve meals and to carry out a suc- cessful luncheon or dinner. The prospective bride need not have any qualms when she gives her first dinner as a wife. The second semester they are taught about the different textiles and how to use them. They are taught the different stitches and seams, etc. They receive practical knowledge by making garments for themselves. In the second and third years they are taught more advanced cooking and sewing, also house planning, house decorating and home furnishing. Those who wish it are taught millinery. Now, there are on display many pretty summer frocks and hats, also interesting plans for homes. ' Miss Schrepel, the instructor, has proved to be a very efficient instructor in Home Economics. --Lillie K. Nelson, '23, Sixty-Four lllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U 'UNH' Boys' Glee Club First Tenors-Harvy lde, M.ilton Lake, Clifford Middleton. Second Tenors-Francis Peak, Orville Davidson, William Elliot. Claude Welch. Baritones-Glen Winters, Herman Walters, Edward Sehwedler. Basses-Henry Lunday, Edward Sonthard, Everett Lake, Ruben Anderson. ' Left to right-Harvy ldv, Clifford Middleton, Claude Welch, Or- ville Davidson, Ilenry Lunday, Everett Lake, xvllilillll Elliot, Ruben Anderson, Edward Sehwedler, Edward Southard, Glen Winters. Boys' Quartet--Clifford Middleton, William Elliot, Edward Schwedler, Everett Lake. Frm-slnnun Boys' QlI2l1'l0t7E21I'1 Stone. Jael: Dowsette. Ilarvy Ide, Vearl Howell. HAVE YOU PURCHASED A STUDENT BODY TICKET? S i x t y - F i v e .mn.T'Ii E hd U N III N O T'U umm MIDDLETON ELLIOT SCHWEDLER LAKE Boys' Quarte tte POTTER McALLISTER BAILEY Declamatory Winners The third annual declamatory contest was held in the auditorium of the high school. A new plan was followed in conducting the con- test. There were three divisions: Oratorical, Dramatical, and Humor- ous. The contestants Were coached by the faculty and there was keen competition in all branches. - - sixty-six mum T H E M U N H I N O T U 'UHIIHI 7 Aggie Squealsn This year's Ag Club has experienced its best year since Smith- Hughes' work was started in this state. The boys met at the beginning of the year and elected the follow- ing officers: president, Ray Strong. vice-president, Everett Lake, sec- retary-treasurer, Clyde Petersong reporter, Malcolm Hillyard, ser- geant-at-arms, Roy Rich. Our next event was the farewell party for Mr. Averill at which all enjoyed a good football game, the boxing matches and the pillow fights in Strong's barn. Also the good feed furnished by the club. Our basketball team, consisting of Bob Lambert, forward and cap- tain, Douglas Horton, forward, Everett Lake, center and manager, Malcolm Hillyard, Ray Wadswforth, and R-oy Rich, guards, won three games out of five played. Frank Smith, Arthur Nasshahn and Irvin Iekler deserve favorable mention as utility men. The club expects to have a fast baseball team this year. With Philip Gran as captain they expect to win every game they play. There are good prospects for a track team this year, says Coach Strong, and there is no reason why we cannot win every meet. The annual O. A. C. Junior Week End pilgrimage is again going to be attempted by the club. This will close one of the most success- ful years of the club. -Everett Lake, '23. Sixty- Seven IIIIIIIITHE Sixty-Eight T H E M U N H 1 N o T U cha u edi' THE LAYING OF THE CORNER STONE On Friday, September 29, 1922, the cornerstone to our new gym- nasium was laid with .impressive ceremonies. The local Masonic lodge conducted the program, and both grade and high school lined up on either side of the pavement as the lodge members passed through to the new foundation where the program was rendered. Judge Earl C. Bronaugh gave the principal address, followed by appropriate talks by Mr. Lawrence, chairman of the local school board, Judge Stapleton, Mr. Rice, assistant city superintendent of schools of Portland, Clerk Thomas and Chairman Woodzircl of the city schools. All the' original signatures of students, some coins and other val- uables were sealed 111 a tin box and placed in the wall behind the cornerstone. - The day was ideal for the occasion and an appreciative audience was present. APPEARANCE O lf' QUA RTET A surprise! What is it? Wlly, Miss Dickey has selected four boys, Edward Schwedler, Everett Lake, Clifford Middleton and William Elliot to add to the many entertainers we already have. The quartet made its first appearance October 25 before the student body which royally accepted them. MUSICAL On November 3rd the high school auditorium was the scene of a very enJoyable musical entertainment given by the high school or- Sixty-Nine nnnnnn nn nulnnum T H E M U N H I N O T U lullllllllnl llllllllllnllll chestra and glee clubs. This was the first musical entertainment to be given this school year. After the last selection by the orchestra the audience partook of wafers and punch furnished by the Student Body, and served by the Home Economics Club. GOOD ENGLISH WEEK From November 13 to 18 Miss Hutchison conducted Good English Week in order that we might correct our speech. If anyone was heard saying aint, this here, them there, that there, the man he, et cetera, he was politely told the correct form, and also how to use it. Either a red, yellow or blue tag was presented to each student to remind him to endeavor to use correct English. DEDICATION OF GYMNASIUM The new gymnasium was dedicated Friday evening, December 22, 1923, with appropriate exercises, consisting of numerous numbers by the orchestra, solos by Miss Marion Clow, songs by the high school glee clubs and grade school glee club, and also songs by the high school quartet. County Superintendent Alderson was to have spoken but was unable to be present so W. C. Lawrence gave a short talk. SOPHOMORE-FRESHMAN RECEPTION On Saturday evening, January 13, 1923, the gym was very prettily decorated .in purple and gold, but more interesting than the decora- tions was the merry group of Freshies and Sophs. They were enter- tained every minute of the evening by playing ring games. A unique plan was tried by dividing the entire group into four equal parts and choosing a yell leader for each division. The fun began when each group sent representatives to win the races which were run. The gym roared with laughter and yells, proving that everyone was enjoy- ing the entertainment. The refreshments consisted of punch, ice cream, and cake. January 31, Mrs. Campbell of O. A. C. gave a very interesting talk to the student body on the subject of character building. MISS DICKEY SPEAKS All the students laid their books aside on February lst to listen to Miss Dickey, our music instructor, give a talk about music. She explained its value and composition and played selections to illustrate the latter. SENIOR PLAY Friday evening, February 2, the Senior Class presented A Pair of Sixes before a large audience. It excited such outbursts of fun and praise that it was acclaimed the best class play in the history of Union High. LINCOLN 'S DAY A short Lincoln's Day program was given February 12 by the students, along with a talk by Judge Stapleton. Seventy nlllll1 T H E M U N H I N O T U mmm SENIOR SKATING PARTY The Seniors took advantage of the half holiday granted them on February 22, and held a skating party at the Oaks Skating Rink. No casualties were reported, but a few blisters were caused from exces- sive exercise. WASHINGTON 'S DAY A part of the forenoon on February 22 was spent in listening to a short program. Mr. H. L. St. Clair of the Gresham Outlook spoke about Washington's life, and he also mentioned several things about the life of Lincoln. School was dismissed for the remainder of the day to the delight of everyone. MUSICAL On the evening of March 2 an entertainment was given by the musical organizations of the school in the gymnasium. Those who took part were the Boys' Glee of eighteen voices, the Girls' Glee of twenty-seven voices, the Girls' Trio, the Freshman Quartet, and a sextette of seven mixed voices, all under the direction of Miss Dickey. The orchestra under the direction of Mr. Rutherford gave several numbers. The Freshman Boys' Quartet proved to be excellent enter- tainers and did equally as Well as the others who were 'colder and wiser. JUNIOR PARTY On March 23, the Junior Class held a party in the new gymnasium. Games were played and following these a very interesting program was enacted. Later in the evening refreshments were served and a few more games played before Miss Inglis, the class advisor, made a motion that they adjourn. The entire evening was a great success, due to the ability shown by the committees and the willingness of the students who had any part in the program. LATIN PARTY On Friday evening, March 30, the Latin Club assembled in the music room for an informal party. Mrs. Cannon and Mrs. Lynch, as well as several faculty members, favored the group with their presence. A most interesting mock faculty meeting was enacted with William Fritz presiding. Later a mock wedding with a fantastic setting was staged. April fool jokes were played for a while and then tempting refreshments were served. The club members reported a most hilari- ous evening. I DRESS UP DAY Everyone thought it was Sophomore Day on April 12, but the sly foxes fooled us, and had a Dress Up Day instead. There were maidens of fifty years ago, tramps, and youngsters with dolls, pigtails, curls, and all-day-suckers. Freckles, Roscoe Arbuckle, Rudolph Val- entino, a sailor and a clown were also present. Seventy-One ulllllnllllluulllllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U 'Ill'l l'lllllllll 'llllll PROFESSOR SWEETSER VISITS AND SPEAKS April 4, Professor Sweetser of the University of Oregon favored us with his presence. While here he gave an interesting talk to the Biology Class. During the fifth period he entertained the student body with a talk on wild plants and flowers. He illustrated his lecture by a display of water-color pictures of his friends, the flowers. Mr. Sweetser was very witty and several times brought forth earnest bursts of laughter. Miss Dickey, who introduced the speaker, added to the occasion by having her quartet sing a U. of O. varsity so11g. As this annual goes to press we expect the following to take place: Junior Play ................................................,..,,..... April 20 Sophomore Day ............... ....,..... A pril 24 Baccalaureate Sermon ....... ........ M ay 27 Senior Class Night .......,.... ........ ll lay 29 Junior-Senior Banquet ..,.. ..,..... M ay 25 Graduation ............,............................,.............,.... June 1 FRIEDA PETERSON, '23, Society Editor. Seventy-Two umm T H E M U N H I N O T U :nun ' , , I 1 7 , A , sf rv: E rffzfry Q W WWW ' ,M 0 WQHMN ifig fldilge . 4f2.5-5342:-f,, 42. 4613 L ' 1223-'ff U s'll.ll.'.U1'IU11.01'l. U.l'.UllIQlf'.l.ll:lfUNlllll'.'QlQUII'.'I'lPU '!WlY.'.l.l!'2 3 a 9 y P 5 2 2 v 2 P F 9 Q E ,,,4.,. M .,., ...,., . .... .,f,.H.H.H4.a.E ZH! I I Ill H O.H'l'A'l O I I I l.l,ll'l'I'l'l'l'l l'N.0.lM ..lf.Il.Y'.'.1.Ll... R I hdother Oh, Mother's eyes do sparkle And Mother's cheeks do glow, When she speaks about the old time, When Father was her beau. Oh, Mother's lips curve upward, In the way I love to see When she speaks about the parties And the times that used to be. Mother's hair is silver, But Mother 's hair was brown, And Father says he knows She was the prettiest girl in town. ' Father jokes with Mother, About the things they used to say, And Mother says she remembers As if it were today. Oh, Mother is so lovely, Her cheeks like roses glow, When she speaks about the old time When Father was her beau. -S. Paulson, '23. Seventy-Three .mmli T H E M U N H I N O T U ...um Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The Tale is Now Begun! It came to pass that to the worn halls of the vast Temple of Bluff came Anyboy, son of Common Man. He was caused to suffer much woe from the kidding of those Superior Beings who dwelt there, but it troubled him not, for his head was much swelled up. The seers and prophets of the Temple bade Anyboy and his fel- lows treat the first trail for many days, saying unto them not to de- part therefrom and when they had reached the end of the trail to re- turn again to the Temple and dwell there. His companions on the rocky byway to the shining goal beyond the steep Hill of Final Exams, were many. The countenances of Do- It-Now and Conscientious Worker, whom Common Man had urged him to know, were bland and innocent like unto his own, and he cleaved unto them and was happy. On the twelfth day of the journey along the way they must travel they came to the dark and narrow Pass of Dates, in the Forest of Ancient History. Anyboy puffed and struggled his way through the narrow defile to the summit, arriving thereon pale and weary. His friends, Conscientious Worker and Do-It-Now, were seen far ahead, passing gaily through the blooming fields of the Valley of English. Anyboy would feign hasten after them but at his feet he saw the Bog of Latin I, overhung by twisted Verb-Conjugation trees and creep- ing Noun-Declension Vines, wherein dwelt many creatures of strange and curious device. Anyboy, groaning aloud unto the heavens, plunged into the Bog and began, very slowly, to push his way through. Two more companions on the torturous path to Four Credits came near unto him, and their names were called Put-It-Off and Alibi, and, seeing his struggles, they spake unto him, saying, Lo, we are come to the Bog of Latin I. Comrade, we go to catch two of the wondrous creatures grazing yonder on the grass of Deceit, whose backs are covered with information valuable unto us, and who will carry us easily on our way. Come thou and do likewise. And Anyboy, giv- ing heed unto them, caught one of the creatures and rode safely on his journey. Dallying with his new comrades on the Plains of English, Anyboy thought of his friends, Conscientious Worker and Do-It-Now. They were not to be seen and he wondered where they might be. The Plain grew wider, dryer and hotter and the travelers perceived that it had merged into the dry, trackless Desert of X plus Y. They shiv- ered and were afraid, for in this Desert many, many travelers had met their finish. Anyboy bethought himself of the animal that had served him so well in crossing the Bog of Latin I and looking around, behold, there stood the Creature waiting upon his pleasure. He mounted and soon had traversed the Desert. Seventy-Four IllluulIIlilllllllllllllllllllllllll! T H E M U N H I N O T U lnnulllulllllllllllil'l'illiil'lilWiliii At the brink of a muddy, evil appearing stream, Anyboy beheld the friends about Whom he had wondered! Disdaining to speak unto him they plunged into the water and fearlessly and easily swam across, landing on the other side where they appeared to be perfectly dry! Anyboy hesitated on the bank, being afraid of the deep water, which flowed on its way so swiftly. Alibi, having come up behind him, touched him and spake, saying that they might cross in the boat Cheating, moored to the stake of Unpreparedness. This pleased him much and entering into the boat they passed precariously over -the river, barely making the other shore in safety. Looking ahead, Anyboy saw Conscientious Worker and Do-It- Now far in the distance, and seeing, wondered. He had been traveling as swiftly as he might, but yet his former companions, without the aid of the marvelous creature of the Bog of the Boat, had left him eating dust. They had also refused to speak to him at the brink of the oft- fatal river, and by these things Anyboy was caused to think. He spake unto himself, declaring, These things do I know, there- fore, verily,- verily, I swear unto myself, I shall do now ever as they do and forswear the company of Put-It-Off and Alibi. And it came to pass that the last hill of all along the rocky Path was reached. The Hill of Final Exams was the steepest, sharpest, hardest hill of all the hard hills along the Trail. Anyboy, having been faithful unto his vow, toiled up the Trail beside Do-It-Now and Con- scientious Worker and upon reaching the summit they beheld before them, seated upon a mighty throne, the Being whose duty it was to give unto those deserving ones, their just reward. Do-It-Now and Conscientious Worker went gladly forward, re- ceiving on bended knee their four golden, shining Degrees. Anyboy hesitated, wondering whether his reward would be golden Degrees or dusky goose-eggs. At last, in response to an imperative command from the Being, he moved forward, dropped to his knees and received -four golden Degrees! To be sure their gold was not quite so un- tarnished as that of the Degrees of the others, they were not quite so bright nor quite so golden but Anyboy, whose mind had been vexed with fears, fell down and gave thanks unto the Powers that Be, for his success. And Alibi and Put-It-Off were caused to tread again the Trail to Four Credits, but Anyboy and his two comrades came unto the Temple, and dwelt there in peace. .-...J Seventy-Five mum T H E M U N H I N O T U unuu Tim The tramp, blinking sleepily, stretched and sat up, then yawning, laboriously got to his feet. He stood in the midst of a half-grown clover field and gazed dreamily about him. By the sudden twitching of his stomach, he realized that he was unmercifully hungry, and so he began to walk briskly toward the neighboring town. He had a strong, youthful appearance, but life had engraved deep lines on his face which did not seem to belong to the dark, bright humorous eyes which accompanied .it. With a faint heart, he turned into a small yard which surrounded a small, attractive cottage. He rapped on the door with a sudden sinking of the heart, when a little old lady with a gentle face and sad eyes appeared at the door. Tim- for that was his name-at sight of the gentle old lady immediately lost all trace of fear and asked if he could have a bite to eat. Certainly, come right in and I'll see if I can find something, replied the old lady. Tim entered and was soon absorbed in a delicious meal. During this time the lady had time to get a good look at Tim, and she sud- denly asked, What is your name? Why-a-er-a Tim 's what they call me-just Tim-that's all. And yours? ttMrs. Jackson, was the reply. By this time Tim had satisfied his appetite and expressed his ut- most thanks. ttBut where will you go now? asked Mrs. Jackson. 'tWhy-er-a-I-I don't-Why? stammered Tim. 'tBecause you may remain here if you wishg you are such a young boy that I hate to see you leaving like this. I have some duties that you can do around here ,if you like, and-won't you stay? The kind-hearted, gentle old lady deeply impressed Tim and fin- ally he consented to remain, hopi11g to repay the lady for her kindness. As the days and weeks passed, they became better acquainted and Tim revealed that he had not always been a tramp. Then, he told of his life in the army and of his friendliness with Captain Jackson. Mrs. Jackson choked and commenced to cry softly when suddenly S e v e n t y - S i x unuIlnlnluullulnnnnullululliii T H E M U N H I N O T U nlulnumullnluluulullllnllllullll she dried her eyes alld demanded: Did you know him? He Was my husband! Yes, replied Tim simply and with concealed surprise. The next morning when Tim did not appear Mrs. Jackson became worried and Went to his room to see if he were ill. As she advanced into the room a note and some kind of legal document Cwhich soon proved to be a long lost willj met her eyes. She picked up the note and read Wonderingly. It ran thus: Dear Mrs. Jackson, good-bye, and thank you. You will find the will which your husband left in my hands on his death bed to deliver to you and you only. I have sought you far and Wide and you can imagine what a surprise it was to find my dear friend's wife, after I had almost given up hope. I am glad that you will again have the benefit of the things that were wrongfully taken away from you, by your greedy relatives. You have helped me more than you can guess, and I am glad I can do something in return. Good-bye, again and God bless you. Tim. -Dorothy Hamilton, '23. The Willing Workers It was announced by the Dean, That the tennis courts must be cleaned, So without a minutels delay, Forty or fifty made the work like play. The baseball diamond was next So the willing workers dropped the text, And raked and hoed the diamond clean, As was the announcement by the Dean. -Vearl Howell, '26, Seventy-Seven nunull T H E M U N H I N O T U mnlln Letter in Song Oregon in 1927. Dear Mary : A Don,t Be Cross With Mel' when I HKiss a Miss because '4I'm Lonesome-That's All. I went Stumbling down The Trail of the Lonesome Pinei' and stopped On Miami Shore and listened to the strains of 'tThat Naughty Waltz which brought back fond Memories of you. When You Come Back and You Will Come Back We'll go where The Silvery Colorado Wends Its Way and visit That Tumbled- Down Shack in Athlonef' We Will sit in The Shade of the Old Apple Tree and listen to the Whispering of the leaves, and Stut- ter to each other, then we will go to Oarolina in the Morning, thence to Tennessee, we will then visit Mammy O' Mine in My Old Kentucky Home, and after that we will have to travel south through 'LDixie Land and Georgia and see The Sheik of Ala- bam and also L'Old Black Joe. We will also dance till Three O'clock in the Morningl' to drive away the t'Honeymoon Blues. Last night I visited my cousins, Beautiful Annabel Lee, Rose and Barney Google. They told me about a beautiful girl but I said, Who Can Take the Place of Mary. We walked down Weeping Willow Lane to the Beautiful Ohio which brought back memories of Kid Days. Just as the Sun Went Down we started Down the Trail to Home Sweet Home. Nobody Lied When They Said I Cried Over You. Old Pal, Why Don't You Answer Me and say My Love Is All for You. I'll Be Happy When the Preacher Makes You Mine, then All the World Bill Be Jealous of Me. But You Never Can Tell, because That's Worth While Waitiiig For. So soon there shall be Wed- ding Bells and then we will 'tLet the Rest of the World Go By and go Wandering Home in HIndiana. Au Revoir, But Not Good-Bye, Freekles. ' ' P. S.-Don't forget, Mandy There's a Minister IIandyl' in Dreamy Alabama. Seventy-Eight mm T H E M U N H I N 0 T U --------H Sophomore Dress Up Day The Freshmen tried to find out, The Senior thought he knew What all the meetings were about But they could not get a clew. The morn dawned bright and sunny For a good old dress up dayg We all decked up so funny That they all began to say: 'Tis Sophomore dress up day I see Tomorrow they 'll have their stunt play, Then no Civics test for me, And we'll all lay around today. The Junibr lays aside his books And sits awaiting for the show, But soon at the assembly clock he looks And then to his class-room must go. We hated to disappoint them so But this we had to do, As the day had not yet come, you know, For our mighty Sophomore Show. ' --Walter Tillstrom, '25. Advice Don 't stand around and curse your luck Whenever you an error make, Or something else has gone real wrong, But always sing a cheery song. For possibly some other one Has had some hard luck too, So if you smile it will help him As well as it will you. In Union there is strength, you know, Start now without delay And send a merry word along To cheer some friend today. -Olive Wedin, '23. Seventy-Nine :mum T H E M U N H I N O T U nnuml ????? The Swallow soars up yonder, The Dlrlcey warbles high, Before your thoughts can wander A Rather-Ford goes by. Out on the field of battle The Cannon shakes the heavens Disturbing by its rattle Mr. and Mrs. Evans. U Spring is here, says the Garolnerg I soon will need More Land, And The ice cream must be harder Is Miss Schrepelfs' one demand. I don 't want a copied lesson, Cries Miss Inglis in dismay, HCan't you listen to any reason? Rusher quick away, away! I know a Mason sister, With wheelbarrow up-to-date, Who will be glad to W llecller, If he doesn't have to Waite. Thus spoke her friend, Miss Ilutchfison, Then called aloud, Ola Claim , Please set that Peck of apples Down on the lower stairf, -Gertrude E. Sharkey, '25 Eighty THE MUNHINOTU Eighty-One lab THE MUNHINOTU C. E. RUSHER Our Janitor f1 Eighty-Two ATHLETICS lnmlnll T Ii E M U N H I N O T U umnnuun This space is dedicated to the Stu- dent Body of Union High School, vvho from the start has always been a unit in its actions, has been unselfish and equal- ly loyal in athletics, is giving more and more support as a student body, is be- coming a more and more recognized school in student-body activities and responsibilities, who has supported the purchase of student-body tickets 98W this year and who has made a good name for the school in true sports- manship such that other schools deem it a privilege to play against the ath- letic teams of our school, and who is dependable at all times to act wisely and discreetly in anything that pertains to the betterment of the school. E ht F lnlllllull lumllllllulllllllllllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U UDAVE'EVANS Coach Football - Basketball Eighty-Five nmmmmummm'nmmnnmnu T H E M U N H I N O T U V'IllllllllllIllllllflllllllllllllllllllllllll W Eighty-Six lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U llllllllllllllllllllllllliilill Eighty-Seven lllllllTHE MUNHINOTU Football GEORGE PULLEN-Captain-Fullbackz Jud'l entered Union High with two years experience in foot- ball, having played on the Commerce and Seaside squads. He proved to be a very valuable man for us this season, and never met an opponent whom he could not handle with ease. Jud earned a letter and will probably return next term. BURLEIGH QUESINBERRY-Q1ld7'fCT2 We always relied upo11 HQuizziel' for the brain work of the team. His excellent ability for leadership and his skill in forward pass- ing and handling the ball entitled him to this position. Burleigh is a letter man who graduates this year. FRANCIS PEAK-Lfift Half: HPeakl' was a speedy man of the back field, and made a great deal of yardage on end runs and line plunges. He was a hard tackler and a valuable man in breaking up forward passes. Peak is a letter man, and will not be with the team next term. HENRY LUNDAY-Iiiglzt Half: Enw ll Enw Lundayl' was a very fast back-field man and was valuable for breaking up passes in his territory. Henry had a knack of pick- ing a pass out of the air and was fast on recovering punts. He is a letter man and will be back again next term. ARD SOUTIIARD-Centm': Roscoe showed his ability in passing the ball from center. His passes were accurate and he proved to be a stumbling block for any who might try to break through his territory. Roscoel' is a letter man and will no doubt hold his old posi- tion next term. ARD HESLIN-Right End: Although he lacked weight for the line, 4'Ted won a position by playing a fighting game. He could handle a forward pass with ease, and was fast on recovering punts. Ted is a letterman who will graduate this year. Eighty-Eight llllllllTHE llllll CHARLES MCKINNEY-Left End : Mack always played to the best of h's ability and stopped many of the opponent plays before they were hardly under way. He hauled dawn a good many passes. IIe is a letter man and graduates this year. 7 J .x MES BEECHILL-Iiiglzt Tackfe 1 James played a fighting game and was an excellent tackle. He received several injuries while fighting fer Gresham High but did not fail to receive a letter. We hope to see lieeehill on the line again next year. HrXRRY SQUIRE-Left Tackle: i 'tSquires', was the heavy man of the team. When he got into action he sure made some holes in our opponents' line. With his 170 pounds of beef he was a man that deserves no little credit for his efforts on the team. Squire is a letter man. EDWARD SCIIENK-TGCICZC : It was with regret that we had to lose K'Ed for the greater part of the football games. Due to injuries which were slow to heal, he did not play the required number of games to win a letter. Ed,' is a valuable. football man and will probably make a fast baek-field man for the coming team. IIARRY CURRY-Iiifgflf Guard : Curry believed in hitting them hard and was a valuable man for defensive work in the line. ' Curry is a letter man and has two more years for football. ORVILLE DAVIDSON-Ltlft Guard : None too much credit can be given to Hllavicf' Although he played at guard his specialty was tackling and many an opponent was thrown by him behind his li11e of scrimmage. This was Davies first year at football and judging from his ability, we wonder what he will be like next season. Davie is a letter man. Eighty-Nine 'L fmTHE MUNHINOTU-I---u B a s k e t b all The season 's scores are as follows: Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham Gresham 24 61 12 11 22 17 28 41 -25 22 15 32 11 19 353 N 1 Park Rose ..... 13 Newberg ...... 20 Corbett ......,.... 10 Woodburn ..... 10 Park Rose ..... 12 Molalla ........ 28 Newberg ...... 19 St. Helens ..... 38 West Linn ...., 31 Molalla ........... 17 Oregon City ...., 5 Scappoose ...,.. 20 West Linn ..... 19 Oregon City ..... 19 Woodburn ,.... ....... 1 1 272 inety lnlnluulnullllllulnllnllllluulllli T H E M U N H I N O T U lllilllll' 'l'll'n7m'mliiT'AAT' BAILEY-Forward : Our Captain for the season. Leo was a splendid man both on offensive and defensive work in basketball. We would have been at a loss to find as good a foul shooter as Leo, who rarely disappointed us in making a free throw. STRONG-Gttdfd : Ray was the former Captain of last year's team which made such a splendid showing of our first attempt in basketball. He was the center of all the offensive and defensive play this year, and was always in the game fighting every minute. Strong was the high point man of the season scoring more points than any other man on the team. LUNDAY-Guard : Hnsn Lunday was an offense man in all the plays. In the combination for offense which consisted of Lunday, Bailey, and Strong, he was always there at the right moment and the ball in his hands nearly always meant a basket for U. H. S. IN-Guard : Much credit is deserved by Heslin, in the very noticeable im- provement which he made from the first to the last of the season. At the start Heslin was solely on the defensive, but later de- veloped into a veryfvaluable man, also on the offensive. Ed was full of fight and never relaxed once while he played in a game. PULLEN-Center : ' Jud was solely on the defensiveand was known fof the old fight which he never lost at any time during the game. WINTERS-FOTwdTd : Although Glen never won a letter, due to physical disabilities re- ceived in different' games played, he deserves a good deal of credit, he was entirely on the offensive, and when playing he worked in harmony with Strong and Bailey. QUEs1NBnRRY MCKINNEY BURDICK STENERSON Honorable mention is deserved by these members who put in their valuable time to help out the team as substitutes. With the ex- ception of Quesinberry and McKinney the rest will be back again next season, probably as first string men. Ninety-One ......-THE MUNHINOTU---H N W, Girls' Basketball Enthusiasm and vim characterized the girls, basketball season from beginning to end. As soon as our new gymnasium was ready for use, general basketball practice was started and a large number of girls turned out. After a time the four class teams were chosen and organized, and practice in earnest began with Miss Dorothy Dickey as coach. The series of class games, played during February and March, resulted in highest score for the Juniors, since their team won every game it played. Then the Freshman and Sophomore teams united forces and chal- lenged the Juniors and Seniors to a game. Accordingly teams were chosen for a liower-Class llpper-Class game. The Upper Class team played to win, and to prove themselves beyond a doubt, ran up a YY score of 22 to 7. lhis was the final game of the season. SENIOR JUNIOR Forward Jennie Sloop Dorothea Smith Forward Jeannette Dowsette Rose Potter Jumping Center Judith Larson Etta Anderson Golda Adams Running Center Eula Marvin Valetta Macaw Guard Lillie Nelson Ardis Rich Guard Hilma Johnson Lillian Heslin SOPHOMORE FRESHMEN Forward Kathleen Bailey Melha Rossman Forward Ina Simth Clara Bauman Jumping Center Bei-niece Beers Ada Lovelace Running Center Fern Burton Marjory Massey Guard Clelia Crawford Helen Laudan Guard Louese Howard Elvera Salquist Ninety-Tw lnllllnlln THE MUNHINO T U lnllllllllnllllllnlnll ROY E. CANNON Baseball Coach Ninety -Three lllllllllllllllllll J lllllli T H E M U N H I N O T U ulnu WW ' l Baseball The above represents Union High School in baseball. Bottom row, reading left to right-Edvvard Heslin, shortstop, ..,. Leo Bailey, second base, Wm. McAllister, utilityg Glen Winters, pitcher, Douglas Horton, captai11 and third base, Burleigh Quesinberry, catcher. Top row, reading left to right-George Pullen, outfield, Ray Strong, out- field, Harrison Squire, outfield, Guerney Wood, utility, Henry Lun- day, first base, and Principal R. E. Cannon, coach. The team played eleven games during the season of 1922 with nine Wins and two defeats. One of the Wins was a victory over Jefferson Hi of Portland, who Won the city championship. Thus far this year we have played three regular scheduled games and have five more to play. In three practice games with Commerce Hi and Franklin Hi schools of Portland We Won one from Commerce and Franklin and lost on the Franklin grounds by a 4-2 score. Coach Cannon sincerely believes he has a baseball team that is able to battle most any high school team in the state, is anxious to play the city champions of Portland and has written for permission from the State Athletic Association. We should finish the season with a, per cent of .875. We have missed Tonnny Lovelace, who did not come back to school, aswell as others who graduated last year, yet this year's team is equally as strong if not stronger than the team of 1922. Ninety-Four N mmmmummnnmnmnmmmull T H E M U N H I N O T U ummmunmnumumm u mmm RECEIPTS AND EXPENDITURES OF THE STUDENT BODY FUNDS RECEIPTS: Balance from last year ,.............. ........,, I .......... 3 76.21 Football-Hood River game ..A......... ...... 60.35 Hillsboro game ..... ..,........... ...... 2 6 -75 West Linn game ........,....... ...... 3 0.25 Oregon City game ..,................ ....... 2 2.50 Expenses from Woodburn ..l... ,. ...... 40.00 185.85 Student Body ticket sales ............................., .. 380.75 Patron Ticket net sales ......,...............,.......,.., , ...,... . 194.40 Basketball-Sandy trip of second team. ......... .......... S 25.20 Corbett game ...............,.....,............,.....,,.,.. ,..,,, 3 4.65 Park Rose game ......,............................ .... . ,34.19 Newberg game ...,...,., ..,.,, 3 3.90 St. Helens game .,..... ..... 3 9.38 Molalla game ...............,. .,... 2 6,90 Oregon City game ......... ....., 3 3,00 West Linn game ....... .....,.. ..... 2 3 .65 Woodburn game ..,.......,..,.....,....,...,..., ..,... 5 0,10 301.97 Student Loan Fund balance last year ,....... 19.00 Expense telephone calls paid for .............. 1.65 Baseball-Balance Molalla trip ....,.......... .. 7.15 Sold three balls ......,.......,........,...,..,.. ..... 3 .05 10.80 TOTAL RECEIPTS ..... ...... S 1,176.63 EXPENDITURES : Football-Athletic Assn. dues ........... .......,,. S 2.50 Hillsboro expense 20.00 Refereeing ....,........................... ..... 2 5.60 West Linn expense ,....... .,.... 1 6,00 Posters ......,.................... .. 8.50 Supplies ........,......,....... .. 3.00 Football ,,,,, .. 6,90 Lime ,..,,,... . ..,....,....,.....,.... ,. 4100 Linament .........,,,.........,.... .. R 10 Oregon City expense ........................... ..... 2 0.00 Woodburn trip ......................,..........,...... ,... . . 16 00 Applicd on S. B. tickets at gate .....,.. ..... 1 '00 126-60 Supplies-Paper and stencils ...............,,,............................ 16-95 Expense-Stamps, hauling paper, etc., telephone bills, doctor bill 152.501, etc ...............,...........,.....,. 12.80 Student Body-Punch ..................,...,.,..,..,....,,.,..,....,....,........ 5 14.94 Cuts in 1922 Annual ....,............................... .. 69.69 Expense to Old. Boys' Conference ......... .. 3.25 Engraving on cup ....,..,.........,.................... ...... 5 '00 Mimeoscope hopper ,.....,...,....................... ...... 1 0,00 Mimeograph paper .......... ...... 1 g-55 113.53 Basketball-Park Rose trip ....,.,...,. ...... . .3 4.50 Two new balls .,............................. ,..... 2 0.25 Refereeing ,.,...,..,..,......,....,.................. ...... 4 2.50 Newberg and Sandy expenses ,........ ..... 1 7.00 Corbett expense ..,.....................,..... ...... 1 0.00 American Legion's share rec .......... .. 5.00 Sandy expense 10.00 Molalla expense .....,...,,................. ...... 1 0.00 Eight complete suits ...........,..,.,................... ...... 4 4.11 Sandy's share receipts ........................,............... ....,. 1 0.32 St. Helens and Oregon City expense .......... ...... 2 6.50 Posters ........,.................. - .................................. ...... 2 2.50 Supplies ...,............,.................. - ......,....................,....... 3.78 Change fcounted in receiptsj ...........,......... - ....,......,. 55,00 277.46 Baseball--Socks 315, doz. balls S14.40, indoor 81.35, 7 bats .,.............................................................. S 40.45 Eight bats ....,...................................................... . ..... 12.40 Work on diamond .................,..,............,,..........,,........... 41.75 Set bases, C. mitt, mask, linament and mis- cellaneous ............................................. ............... ...... 5 2 .65 157-25 Student body tickets-printing .... ...,.... 4 -60 TOTAL EXPENDITURES ..,...... S 809.09 BALANCE TO DATE ...,,,.....,. ,..,.,.....,.....,. . .... . 3 367.54 NOTE: The above figures do not include some money that have been handled through the office such as the music fund, chemistry deposit funds, alumni funds, etc. At the time of this writing 1April 271 all outstanding bills have been paid except for the new backstop, part of the mimeoscope and the baseball banner. To be conservative, we should close the school year with a balance close to S350.00. Ninety-Five lSignedJ LYLE R. MASON, S. B. Treas. -------HTHE MUNHINOTU lnlllll m SENIOR PLAY CAST 44 33 A Pair of Sixes By EDWARD PEPLE Friday, February 2, 1923, High School Gym CAST OF CHARACTERS GEORGE B. NETTLETON AA......,.,....,.................................................... Adolph Zcnger T, nodes JOHNS ..... J ........,...,...oo.....,....,...........,..,,.,...... ,......... B urlcigh Quesinberry Business Partners KROME,' their boolclcccper .......................................... ....,............ C arl Arvidson MISS SALLY PARKER, their stenographcr ......... ,.r,,4.. THOS. I. VANDERI-IOLT, their lawyer .....,..... Gertrude Southard ..........,Albert Zenger TONY TOLE-R, their salesman ...,.................. ,.,...,..,, F rancis Peak MR, APPLEGATE ...........,.........-..v-.............-.- .....,.. E dward Schwedlcr JIMMY, their office Boy ,... 1 .....A,,........... .....,... D ouglas Horton SHIPPING CLERK ...,...............,........N,...... .,Reuben Anderson MRS. GEORGE B. NETTLETON ......... ........ M ildrcd McGregor MISS FLORENCE COLE .....r.......,... ..,.....,...,,.. .......................... IX I ary Cogswell CODDLES, an English maid of all work .......,....,.......,,.,,..,.........,,..,.,,.. Mable Valberg Dirfctorw ,H ..,,,..,... N N W , ,, N , ,. .. ,MRS. D. B, EVANS Business Managc-r,. ., ..,. ,, , ...... WILLIAM M, McALLISTER Stage lllanayrvrs ALDEN MILLER, FRANCIS PEAK Properly Mon .,.. . , .LYLE QUICK, CARL ARVIDSON Ninetv-Six ------THE MUNHINOTU JUNIOR PLAY CAST Come Out oi the Kitchen By AUGUSTUS THOMAS Presented by the junior Class Friday, April 20, 1923 High School Gym CAST OF CHARACTERS BURTON CRANE, from the North ........,......................... .,..... H enry Lunday SOLON TUCKER, his attorney and guest ................. ................ W m. Fritz PAUL DAINGERFIELD, alias Smithfield ......,................ .... E dward Schenk CHARLES DAINGERFIELD, alias Brindlebury .,........ .........,,........ L eo Bailey RANDOLPH WEEKS, agent of the Daingerfields ......,,. .......... E dward Southard THOMAS LEFFERTSH statistical poet ..................... ,.........,....,. R ay Strong OLIVIA DAINGERFIELD, alias Jane Ellen .............. ......... D orothea Smith ELIZABETH DAINGERFIELD, alias Araminta ........ ..............., R ose Potter MRS. FALKNER, Tneker's sisterua ................................. ......... G eorgie Stapleton CORA FALKNER, her daughter ............ ........ ..... V a letta Macaw ARMANDA, Olivia's black mammy ........ .................................... C lara Mason Director .......................................................,........,................,,, MRS. D. B. EVANS Business Manager. ,...........,............,,......., ......... M ILDRED METZGER Stage Manager ......,. ,........,.......,,.....,.,. 1 ....,.,........,....,... G UERNEY WOOD Property Managers ..,.. ,..,,, ...,... D 0 RRIS ZIMMERMAN, RAY STRONG Niniety-Seven l I .mm T H E M U N H I N O T U ..m.... . P . X 'M gp -..Va Cannibal Woman-'tllave you seen anything of my husband? Cannibal Chief- Not since dinnerfl -K 41' I' Mr. Rutherfercl- What's the matter, Ad, ean't you skateiln Adolph Z.-J'l don 't know yet. l ean't stand up long enough to find outf' -lf -X' 'K' Prof.-MGentlemen, this talking has got to stop. lt seems that every time I open my mouth some idiot has to talkf, -ll' -lf -I' Stude-L'Madam, there are fleas in my room. , Landlady'-'4Fleas? l haven 't a single flea in my house. Stude-'t'l'hat's right, too, they are all married and have large families. ' ' 'K' 'X' 41' Tom- Harry ate something that poisoned him. Dick-' ' Croquette tl H Tom-HNot yetg but he's very ill. 41- 41- 'I' Football is said to be a dangerous game, but there are other games more fatal to the grandmothers of office boys. -li -li if HAre you there? 'tWho are you, please DZ 'tWatt.', t'What's your namelu Watt's my name. HYeh, What's your name? My name is John Watt. John What? LGYeS.77 I'll be around to see you this afternoon. All right. Are you Honest No, I'm Knott. t'Will you tell me what your name is then? Will Knottfl Why not?,' My name is Knott. t'Not What? Brrr, elank, crash, stars, et Cetera. 77 Ninety-Eight ... .m..m........ T H E M U N H I N O T U tum..- r ------::- ::-:::: ':::::::: ::::::::::::::::::::, a nl i Sporting Goods Paints and Varnishes O U E o 0 3 il 5 EE ' L. L. KI DDE R EE 0 nr 5 HARDWARE CD. li 0 E Stoves and Ranges E ii 2 Il 5 EE s Main Street, Gresham Phone 1421 3 'l --..--.....-----------..-----Q---......-......----..4 C' He- How can I keep my feet from sleeping? She- Donlt let them turn inf, 'I' -I -I- What makes the trees so red in the fall? t'Beeause they blush to think how green they were in the sum- mer. 'll' I' -I' Pall-'LNOW listen, ole deah, some of these days 'l'll give you a piece of my mind. Mall- How foolish to divide sueh a little thing. I' l' I' Liza- What is a piece of literature which has no plot yet keeps you guessing till the last minute? Jane- A detective story, l guess. Liza- Wrong. lt's a time tablef' 'X' 'K' 'I' Mose- Stop all dat noise wid dat gun. Rastus- It ain't mah fault, ah'se pullin de trigger as easy as ah kin. 'I' I' 'I Pat- I dank a street ear just passed. Mike-q'tWhy? Pat-HI can see it's tracks. Ninety-Nine unmmumlll T H E M U N H I N O T U nlluml v-- .v..... - ..........v,. -QQ ....v,.,. AAQ- --H WINCHESTER MERCHANDISE VVe are exclusive agents for the Win- chester lines of Merchandise, and have been appointed 'fThe VVinchester Storen for this district. Besides the Famous VVinchester Guns and ammunition, the line novv includes many useful everyday articles, all made to the Wfinchester Standard. Saws, Axes, Chisels, Augur Bits, Ham- mers, Screvvdrivers, Pocket Knives, Kitchen Cutlery, Baseball Bats, Gloves and Sporting Goods of many kinds-are now made under the W'inchester Brand. 1 The next time you need a tool, a knife, or sporting goods of any kind, try a Win- chester, You will be more than pleased. A. W. METZGER 'rue TWINUHIITER STORE c : : o:: : : : :occ :ooeoQooooaeoooooooooooaqqoooaa One Hundred 0 tl nu ll ll 0 nn ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll 0 ll ll 0 ll ll ll ll ll ll 0 0 0 0 O 0 0 O 0 O 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 O ll ll nu 0 ll ll ll 0 ll 0 0 ll IP ll ll 0 ll 0 ll ll ll ll ll ll 0 ll ll 0 0 0 0 0 ll nu an na ll ll an an 0 ..4 THE MUNHINOTU One Hundred and One HEPP'S RACKET STORE Headquarters for 5, 10, 15 and 25 cent specialties Phone 1236 Gresham, Oregon ooo -----------..-.....,...4 Alden- Shhhhh, ,it's all over the whole school. Victor-' ' What il Alden-' ' The roof. 'M f rf w '1 GRESHAM GRADUATES! 3 Had you thought of a Business Training? We specialize in Short Practical Courses. We give a Special Course on the Calculator CComptometerj and Ledger Posting Machine. We place our Graduates in Good Paying Positions. DECKER BUSINESS COLLEGE 3 Alisky Building, Portland, Oregon i She- I'd hate to be coming down in that parachute. He- I'd hate to be coming down without it. LLL ,gl , If You Want a Suit 6151! PETER LENARD ,-fl ' '- CLEANING - PRESSING - REPAIRING ALTERATIONS DYEING E One Hundred and Two nunumunumInumnnnmmunnn T E M U N I O T U nllmunununuuuuunnnnnnuuu 7f ''''' 'TT ll ll if RELIABILITY SERVICE ll tl if W. A. HESSEL if EE l E Implements-Machinery--Repairs E . O O if W1llv's Knlght Overland E :I Gardner Il EE EE U ll if A utomobiles-Trucks-A ccessories II I3 l Il 9 mu Q GRESHAM OVERLAND CO. ' . 0 E Gresham, Oregon Phone 1141 ........ .. ....... ..--.. ............... .... ..... ...E QUESTION IN MR. EVANS' CLASS. Question-Describe the human body and give all its parts. Answer-A human body is composed of many parts, some big and some little. The biggest piece is called the trunk because, like a tree, it has limbs. It has l.imbs because legs isn't proper for anything but tables. On top is the neck which has many uses besides to put a collar on or a string of beads. Above the neck is a large knob which is the forward and after control station combined. It contains hairs, eyes, noses, ears, teeth, and lips in the order named. Sometimes the head is very large, especially when the person is a Senior. The principal func- tion of the head is to keep the collar from slipping off the neck. At- tached to the shoulders, which are a part of the trunk, are arms. Arms is to put around girls, and to make hands do the right thing at all times. At the other end of the same trunk are legs, which are to keep off of as much as possible. They also keep the feet in range of the rest of the body, and natural position is crossed. At the far end of legs are feet which are to dance with and put socks on. VVhen sitting down, the natural position for feet is on the table. The breast is a two- cylinder affair which runs everything that poets write about and through which love is supposed to circulate. One Hundred and Three -----......... T H E M U N H I N O T U .--...nu ----Q------0--0090--V-A----oooe--o---- :::::- OPPORTUNITY 1-lg- i IS THE DOOR THROUGH WHICH THE ONE WHO IS PREPARED STEPS TO SUCCESS. WHEN YOU OPEN AN ACCOUNT AT THIS BANK YOU LAY THE FIRST STONE ON THE facts FOUNDATION OF PREPARATION x OPPORTUNITY IS PREPARATION BANK OF GRESHAM GRESHAM, ORE. ::::eoo::o:::ooo:::::::o::o:::: O Hundred a d F F II ll ll 0 0 ll ll ll ll ll 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 tl ll H- '33 ll ll H ll ll ll ll II li ll 0 ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll lb oqoooqooooooqq .mm T H E M U N H I N O T U .......... OUR GARAGE A boiler and a kettle-lid, Some plates that Maggie broke and hi A chopping-block, a knuckle bone, A phonograph that doesn't phone. 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ORIGINATORS OF EXCLUSIVE CLASS PINS AND RINGS ENGRAVED COMMENCEMENT INVITATIONS Ask Your Principal-He Knows 956 BASTIAN BUILDING ROCHESTER, N. Y. -A-----A--A------A-----A--A---------------------..4 Pete-4'Got any mail for Mike Howe? Postman- No, We hzLven't any mail for your cow. -I -I -X- HNaw, she's not Two faced. 'LThat so? i'She Wouldn't wear that one if she Were. 41- I 41- DARE-DEVIL He- I jumped out of a seven-story building oneefl She-i'Oh, Jack, were you badly hurt? He-i'NaW, you see I was on the first floor when l jnmpedf' f......------------------.. Q Q Qoooooooooooqeooeoooo For Prompt Electrical Service or anything in Electrical - Radio Telephone Your Needs to FLOYD L. MACK Licensed Electrician Phone 603 oooooqooqocoooqoooo o 1 ll ll ll in ll O O ll II 0 0 ll 0 O ll 0 0 U 0 0 II O 0 II ll 0 ll II nr 0 ll 0 0 0 ll O 0 II 0 0 0 ll oo 3 0 'A l IS? F371 l I IH 1 fi' l Gresham, Oregon -..I --v:::::::::::::c:::Q:::::::::oo::ooo-ooooooooQ One Hundred an d Ten nnulnunllIlllullulnlnulnlunllll T H E M U N H I N O T U 'llnullnunlullllunnullllnnnnnl in' ''M un 'i 0 v ff Chevrolet Sales and Service Willard Batteries fi il 1 if SHERMAN MGCARTER GARAGE li ii QE GENERAL AUTO REPAIRING if li if Lee Tires il i fl 2 fl :I Latourell Building Phone 2331 L2CZ23332Z33i I33C33C31 19 3333i33C33?3 393333333 33333 il He Cas canoe TOCkSD-KiD0l17t be afraidg We're only ten feet from land. She Clooking aroiiiidj- Where is it? He-4'Underneath us. 'll' if I' Heslin-HCan't you multiply 89 by 67 in your head? That's easy. I can. McKinney-UNO wonder fools multiply fast these days. .T ' ' Tl ll ll if UNIVERSITY OF OREGON QQ The College Of Literature, Science and the Arts 3 The School Of Architecture and Allied Arts :I 3 The School Of Business Administration 3 3 The School of Education jg 3 The Extension Division if jg The Graduate School gg gg The School Of Journalism 1: gg The School of Law :Q 3 The School of Medicine fl 11 The School of Music ' 12 12 The School of Physical Education 11 If The School of Sociology II ff Excellent Summer Course at Eugene and Portland 3 For Catalog Folders O11 the Various Schools Or for any Information Write li Ii THE REGISTRAR, UNIVERSITY OF OREGON fi EE Eugene, Oregon Le:xxxee-:e::e:e:::::---:e:e:exe .ee..ee eeeeeeeeel One Hundred and Eleven nlnnlnnnlnunnuumnmmunnl T H E M U N H I N 0 T U 1nnunumnnlmnum:nuuunnnm PZZCSQSQGCCGQ1931t9Z3CZCSSCCSSQQGQSGCCIQSZZSCCCSCXCQ ll Il ll . . . ll :1 Kodak Fmishmg 1: ll QE of the Better Kind H ll Better Pictures for you is our 1: aim. That is why we have :I the pleasure of serving you. 0 II ll VVe appreciate your patronage. Q ll 3 G. M. DAVIDSON gg ll Gresham Oregon IL ............. ......... - --------- ................. -..X Soph-- VVl1a.t'll we do bl Senior-Hl'll spin a eoin. lf it's heads We go to moviesg if it's tails, we go to the dance, and if it stands on edge We'll study. 44- -lf +G Alice P.- Say, Eddie, this firecracker WOI1,l1 go offfy Eddie S.- Thats funnyg it went off a minute agof, 'll' 'll' 'K' Victor-HShall we go outside for a little Walk? Mary C.-'4You boys do have the funniest Way of saying what you mean. 'K' 'X' 'll' First Kitten-HDO you climb poles? Second Kitten-4'I'm not that kind of a eat. lmmmmmmmmm'mm'mmmm ml 5: oUR NEW Boox :E Il Moving Your Future F orwardn ll in ll ll Carries a Vital Message of 1: OPPORTUNITY FOR EVERY GRADUATE 1: CMailed Free Upon Requestj ' 1 32 NORTHWESTERN gf if SCHOOL OF COMMERCE li Tenth at Morrison Street Portland, Oregon ll 0 11 Enrollment Doubled Within Past Year. ll nn 0 b333Ci 33i3 332333333133lliiliillliililllllililld One Hundred and Twelve IllllIIllxlIlunnlnnlunllllullllllllll T H E M U N H I N O T U lllllIlllllll''llIUU' ' P...--.,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,--,,-.,---,-----QQQQQQQQQQQQQQ :: ff Good Clothes QE at Fair Prices II ll II Our business policy is based upon quality I: at fair prices. You can rely upon getting :I full value for your money at all times. ll ll saalsafags, 1 W0I,th8MaI,ti - I 11 ,Y S J fx 3 it MEN'SWEAR SHOES ,, gi-X! : i EE :L ll Peak Cstage managerl-t'All right, run up the curtain. Miller Cgreen stage lizunll-HSay, Wateha think I am- a squirrellll '36 if -95 She-HAre you good at lip reading? HekHOnly by the touch systemf' 'lf if 'X' Dav - Wl1at would you ffive for a voice like mine? Y . Q Peak-' ' Chloroform. H 'X' -Bl' 'K' 't'l'he skin you love to touch is often father's old leather Wallet. if' 'X' if Sc uire- Did 'ou want an thing sire? ' E57 LHIlC8lOt-AIBTIIIQ' me a can opener. l have a flea ln my knight clothes. :T '' ' ' '11 ll c. gg II . gg 55 Maxwell Schnelder 5: ll 0 ll 0 5: PHOTO STUDIO 5: : ff Moderate Prices 1: All Styles and Sizes ll ,, 4: :I ABSOLUTE SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 0 lg II 1: H-.-....-..----------------..------------------..-....4 One Hundred and Thirteen num T H E M U N H I N O T U munul I'Why did you name your child Montgomery Ward? -Iv II II II A II ' II CU II 2 II Q, II g II In II CU II 5-' II G II 5 II O I: ,.,, I I rv- I 5 II H II 5 II Ii II Q II O II gd II 0 II I-5 II ' ,, II N- II II II II II O O II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II SANITARY MARKET House of Quality Home Cured Hams, Bacon, Lard and Sausage Buyer of Stock of All Kinds GEORGE DIETL, Proprietor Phone 1711 Main Street, Gresham ooooo--A-----A-------A----- ----o- AA-ooooqoooeooooqo I'rof.- Wake that fellow next to you, will you? Stude- Aw, you do it yourself. You put him to sleep. GRESHAM GARAGE GOODYEAR SERVICE STATION Towing Service All Kinds of General Repairing SOUTHARD 8: SOUTHARD Day Phone 2391 Night Phone 25x5 W O I I I I I-1' II Q H I U' 1 'II ' II sf I I III II I II ' lf O I Ie I I E I I II 2 I' XB 2 I II ff' 'Iwfxf 'I' I II sv , 5 I II B I I 25 II ' 9 I I 3 I II 5 I II 2' -f-I E' I II gf 2 9: I II 3 UQ 0 Q I II ru I II P U P fe I II 3 22 I II rn 3 V1 W I B' I II gl 'Ui P rg 2 I II 0 gn: 4 rn w I I DU E, E tg P1 55 I II -3 A z U rn 'I I II 9- H ' E I 5 I II V-' O P Q I I 'Q 2 Z e I I 31 rn E 3 I In va I 2 :: P4 rl ff I I 5' 3 E I O F 'U I 0 '4 I ' I I I L.. -A .oo -eco Q. 0999.9 1 I I I 0 I I I I I I I I I O I I I I I I 0 0 I I I I I I I 0 I I I I 0 0 I O 0 I O 0 I 0 O l L.. I - ......... ..--.. - A---- ---.-- 2 .--- -:::::::::::::::::4 One Hundred and Fourteen .H ......... T H E M U N H I N O T U .....1..H.1..-,.....m...-.........-.m- r:::::::::::::::::::':: --- -- '-11 ll ll ll 0 0 ll ll ll ll ll Il II ll ll IP ll jf 20TH CENTURY gg nu 0 0 0 if GROCERY if FE EE ll The name speaks for itself. II II Il ll nn Il Il nu ll if N o Better Place to Trade FE EE Il II fl Second and Main Streets Gresham, Qregon ll ' ll ll ll ll ll 0 A na UQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ oooooooooo :::::o:::: ooooo ::::::l Hi-HSee Where a bell-hop got his right eye burned out. Spy-'4Yeah? Howzzatlll' Hi-4'SaW a lighted cigarette in the dark and thought it was a keyhole. l' 'K' 'K' 'K' She- I YVOl1ld11,t marry you if you were the last man on earth. He-MOf course not, you'd get killed in the rushf, F: :::::::o::e:::::::::c:::ooooo::o:::::::oeQQoooooQQo GRESHAM MEAT MARKET Established 1900 A. J. W. Brown QUALITY MEATS GNLY RED ROCK CHEESE Powell Street Phone 1891 -::::::::::::::::::::::-,:::::-::::----:::::::::::::4 One Hundred and Fifteen nn ulmlnun nnlnnul T H E M U N H I N O T U nnnnlumnmu ml Fxx :::: ::: xxx 'xxxxxxxxxxxxxx'xxxxx ':xx xx! GUY D. JONES, Jeweler At Your Service Phone 2361 Gresham, Oregon :::---: ::-----::--::-::::-::-----::-----::--::--::: : i OUR HEALTH DEPARTMENT Munhinotu feels elated to have obtained the services of Dr. Isa- dore A. Itch, the well-known ch.iropodist, who has agreed to write a short health article and answer the questions of our subscribers con- cerning their general welfare. Dr. Itch is a man whose activities are closely watched by the health officials of our land. So far they have nothing on him. A TREATISE ON DANDRUFF I have watched with interest and amusement the activities of those pseudo-scientists who claim to have proved that dandruff causes scratching of the head. I contend, and I have experiments and cases which show, that scratching of the head causes dandruff. Take the ease of Miss Q., age 27, condition, hopeless. When I took the case a little questioning and investigation showed me that she had the habit, when worried, of scratching her scalp with her false teeth. I borrowed the teeth for a few days and effected a. cure. Another good treatment wh.ieh can be carried on in the home is the wearing of a dandruff colored suit. QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Q. Doctor, my little boy, Clarence, isn't bright. He is twelve years old and says his ambition is to sing tenor on a college glee club. NVhat shall I do? A. The ease is hopeless. You should never have named him Clarence. A Q. Dear Doc-tor: I think your department is just too grand for anything. I do so enjoy reading the letters and I want to tell you that I agree with you on the k.issing question. I am in the eighth grade at school. Am I good looking? One night at a party I met a fellow and a girl friend of mine asked him to take me home. When we got in a dark place he pushed me into a mud puddle and ran. Do you think he was in earnest? A. I am glad you like my department, my dear. Your hand- writing shows that you were bor11 half-witted and have been losing ground. The young man was probably testing your patience to see if you would make a good wife. One Hundred and Sixteen ...................,..........n,.n...n..n T H E M U N H I N O T U --mn------- ll --1 Ill Vooooo-..oooogoooooooogqoX y::::-:::-::::-::::::::::7 I I II ll E Residence 2253 Office 2251 II 0 I 0 0 DR W J OTT 1 S ll ll ll II 'DEIQTIQT I. 3 DR. GEO. INGLIS ll II II , , II 4I II S Physician and Surgeon II 12 , Fitting of Glasses n Phones: Office, 2184: Residence 2185 3 S OFFICE 2 GRESHAM, OREGON 2 Over First stare Bank ll II Q Hours 1 to 5 P. M. 1I II II 0 II 0 U U ll Dental X-Ray Nerve Blocking II GRESHAM - - - OREGON II 0 II II LQQQQQQQQQQQ-------------4 -..-----..------------.,4 f...------------Q--------1 f-------oQ--------------1q ll :I 3 Nl ll I II D H H H ' 1I R Q LKHJES U U .I ' ' 1 E DR. H. V. ADIX I U -- ,, U ll Physician and Surgeon : Physician and Surgeon II 0 U II 3 II II II ll Office II O - FF M ll U Over Withrow's Confectionery 2 S 0 ICE 0 ff Phones: Res. mix, offiee 1851 ,, , Over Bank of Gresham ll II II II U .U U Q ll II lb ii GRESHAM OREGON II II 1433 - Phones - 1431 II U U KOQOOOOOOQOOOOOQQQQOOOOQOA lb ooooeoooeooqooooooaoooool ?21i332ii3332 iiii 33333454 3 It-3iZ3i?Z3iC3iiC3i?Z3i3Zt T I O ll ll 0 O ll 0 0 EE DR. BOTKIN 1 DR. B. H. PEDERSEN 3 I 1: Physician and Surgeon I E Office E DENTIST it Over First State Bank Phone 1234 II Phones: Office 1271, Res. l27x ll ll ll ii Gresham, Oregon 8 ll ll ll Gresham Oregon 4, I ll 1? II II 1, e C e--:::::: e::: e---: Q-: eq I.n-....---...-----------..4 PQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQW r::::-:::::::::::::::::::q II 0 il II I' II II Il I I I I T 0 D D ' S I ll DR. H. H. OTT IC Ii 11 :I DENTIST Barber Shop and Baths II IP ii Next Door to Postoffiee OFFICE: ll ll 0 QQ withrnw Building Phone 1263 BEST OF SERVICE ll 1' U We Specialize in Children's U 1: Hair Cutting . ll GRESHAM - - OREGON I: 0 1L-----..-..-...-..---...... L-x::--::::eeeeexeexeei One Hundred and Seventeen H..........m.n.1.......,..m....,.....n T H E M U N H I N O T U nm. mn... ' ace-.ooo-Q qogooaooooooo - ,:,:::,,::,:::::-:,:::,:: L00kiUg Ahead Wanted-A Wife Start right with a policy in Must Be Intelligent and Oregon Life Insurance Com- Entertaining pany. Apply B- W- THORNE, Agent W. H. RUTHERFORD At Bank of Gresham ,oo::::::::::o:::::ooo::i o::: oooo ::::::::::::2:2:2l First Nut-Ml want a piece of toast! I want a piece of toast! Second Nut-f'Why do you Want a piece of toast? First Nut-4'l'm a poached egg and I Want to sit down. -K' -lt -M' L'Waiter, the meat is tough. f'Yes, sir, itls Armour. -M- -it -K- Horton-t'VVhat keeps the moon from falling? Heslin-A A The beams. 7' 44- Qi- -K' HLives of great men oft remind us, We can make our own sublime And by asking many questions Use up recitation time. 46 -If 41' 4'There is a new ape in the zoo that ca11 say 'Papa' as plain as anything. ' ' t4Well, he had not better say it to me. poooaq-Qoooooooac : : : :Om-vi: -ooooo----QA---------V JOHN BROVVN Pioneer Insurance and Real Estate Agency Let Us Talk It Over The Strongest and Best Fire and Auto Insurance NEW WORLD LIFE Regner Building Phone 2501 K ESSLER'S BARBER SHOP Children s Hair Cutting a Specialty Gresham Oregon . , . . 513 - - Q - - One Hundred and Eighteen nunnulunllunllll T H E M U N H I N 0 T U lllllllll 'The House of Quality eexexxe in Gresham GOODS OF KNOWN MERIT Dry Goods Groceries Hay, Grain and Feed 251529 QW 55539 WALRAD MERCANTILE CO. Gresham, Oregon Phone 141 1 Printers of Quality As trustworthy printers, it is our business to know how color acts and reacts, whether it be letterhead, return postcard or booklet cover. And naturally we bring to your print- ing problem every facility which might be expected of an organization as earnest in its desire to serve as we are. Broadway 4878 IS THE NUMBER TO CALL DIM M SONS PRINTING ' A COMPANY HENRY BUILDING voR'1-LAND onnscm , ' 0 H dred and Ninetee II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II I I I I I I II II II I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I II II lb oo Pl II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II Ab.. ooeeeoo000000000Qoooooooooooooom-oaoeeoooeoeoooc A PAYING PUSITIG FUR YO --- Behnke-NValker graduates are in constant demand because business men have come to know that here-at this, one of America's finest business colleges---young men and women are THOROUGHLY TRAINIED to meet the ex- acting demands of today's business world. Requests for students to fill positions in banks, commercial, and mercantile houses are always greatly in excess of our ability to supply. That is why we can absolutely guarantee you a paying position upon your graduation here. Enroll i11 the best business college. lt costs no more. Fourth Street, Near Morrison oooocaoooeoqqa-ooooeqeqo oooooeeeooooooaooaoooaee QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ0anQQQ0QQqoeooacaqooooooc-ooooooo .e.5i-ff'f7'..'E1T'A wIv'1f2'i.f-fa . 43' -l1Vc'Ig9- H2 Phone 1301 ,au - ' Q..-y ., ,S , - . R KER Cgl SCN armed 'll UNIVIBIAL CAI FORDSON LINCOLN 09000009000oooq-00-0-000oooqaooooooooeoooeoeoooe One Hundred and Twenty -mmm..-.m... T H E M U N H I N O T U lm. In mmmmn..-.- --'-II II II II II II II II I QQJ -..lv II II II II II II II 0 II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II ...A ....--THE MUNHINOTU One Hundred and Twenty-One --1----THE MUNHINOTU COAL BRIQUETS GRADUATES WESALUTEYOU EKSTROM TRUCK SERVICE Hauhng PORTLAND GRESHAM 247 Davis Street Powell and Maple Phone Broadway 2082 Phone 1581 :::::::: :::oooo::oo:::: '4What is a waffle? HA Waffle is a pancake with cleats -H' if 'X' When a certain director orders hash ln a restaurant he says Give me some of the weekly review if if 4+ Therels somcthig Wrog aboud by dose, They say idls nnghdy like a rosc, And id reguires so rnady blows Do you subbose my lady dows I've got a cold? 4 ir 4+ He's so dumb he thinks that the Mexican border has to pay rent riCCCl 131239230L3 S A M ' S AUTO TOP SHOP Top Repairing-All Cars .. Side Curtains Made and Repaired Harness Work S. E. Palmquist Phone 1235 Gresham, Ore. One Hundred and Twenty T it up. -mm... T H E M U N H I N O T U -mm.. NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC L. A. WACK 8: CO. have purchased the dry goods stock of Bishop Bros. and will ' appreciate your same valued patronage that has been extend- ed the retiring firm in the past. We kindly solicit your patronage and will at all times give you courteous treatment and service. We thank you. L. A. WACK 8: CO. SUCCESSOR TO BISHOP BROS. ::::::::::::::::::::::-::::::::::::::-::::---:::::l Pat-'tPhwat was the last card Oi dealt ye, Mike? Mike- A spade. Pat-- Oi knew it Was, Oi saw ye spit on yer hand before ye picked 77 1.7. Olds, Wortman Q Q ,' su-Ano 87- King E is-n f gA5f,I?G5 Portland's Best Store I ACcouN'rs- 1: 12 jg Q , STRONG! gg gg Reliable gg 4' '. w il Merchandise Il if 1: Always at Hrnnnmxmfsannux EE ii Fair Pfices- 11 . at ll 0 :::::::::::::::::::::::i iP::::::::::::::::::::::::i :IIII:III:I:::: ::::':::':::::'::::::::::: E GRADUATION ANNOUNCEMENTS CLASS PINS AND RINGS ll ll Holmes B. Gabbert if ooRvALLis, OREGON One Hundred and Twenty-Three nuununlmnnnnnlnunnlmn T H E M U N H I N O T U nun nnmuuuuunuuuluunlll F ll 44 ll 44 44 I4 44 44 44 0 44 44 44 I4 44 44 ll ll 4I 4I 44 4l 44 44 I4 44 44 ll ll 4l 44 Il ll ll 44 44 44 44 44 I4 ll 44 ll 44 ll 4I 44 ll 4l 44 4I 44 44 I4 4I 4 44 44 44 44 4 44 44 4 44 ll ll ll ll ll 44 4l 4l 44 4 4 4 4 I I 4 4 4 4 4 44 44 I4 ll KEE FREEZE 1 J 44 u.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: One Hundred and Twenty-Four foqqoooqeo0ooo0Qooooqcoooeooeooooooooooeooeoeo ulul T H E M U N H I N O T U lllnnn We serve your Cafeteria satisfactorily We can serve you the same CECIL METZGER GROCERY Fancy and Staple Groceries Hay and Feed Phone 1151 oo:::so::::::o:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::ccc foooQoooo0o:::o::Q:::::::::e:::::::::: ::::::o:::::: EAT WHITE CLOVER ICE CREAM Withrow s Confectionery CIGARS - TOBACCO - CANDY LUNCH WITH GOOD HOT COFFEE Main and Powell Streets :ec:::Qo:::Q0o::::o:::::::::::o::::::::::::::::: Sunday School Teacher- Who defeated the Philistines? t'Judd'l P. Caroused from day dreamsj- I don 't know anythi about those bush league teamsf' YES, SIR, HE'S O. K. One of the most pleasant privileges in connection with our Work is that of speaking a good Word for men of merit Whom we know well and favorably, Inquiries as to the reputation a11d ability of individuals often come to us, and how well we can answer them depends a good deal on personal acquaint- ance. That is just one of many reasons Why a young man should keep in close touch with us as a depositor and possibly as a credit customer. The Privilege of an Account With Us Is Open to Any Honest Person FIRST STATE BANK GRESHAM, oREGoN One Hundred and Twenty-Five ooooqeg THE MUNHINOTU--H One Hundred and Twenty-Six uinnmnmnnmlunnuluunnnll T H E M U N H I N O T U Iulnlnummmlnnlumuumnm Ill :::::-::--::-:::::::::::-::::::::-:::::::::::::: 4, 0 ll ll OREGON AGRICULTURAL 3 lb COLLEGE 1+ fr I CORVALLIS, OREGON mm I, H STUDENT LIFE. Who has not heard of O. A. C.'I Its name is familiar in 41 college circles everywhere. Not a year goes by that some student or team does not ll win state and national distinction. Student government has prevailed for twelve ll years. Fraternity and club life is happy and wholesome. Social life is ample, and lv events like the Home-coming and Junioi Week-End are festival occasions. 0 li STUDENT ENTERPRISES. Student publications include a daily, the Baro- ll meter, four or five technical periodicals like the Oregon Countryman, and the ll Student Engineer, a comedy magazine, the Orange Owl, and the Beaver, one of IP the great college annuals of the country. Dramatics and Forensics are well sup- 0 ported 10. A. C. won the state oratorical contest and the national peace oration U contest last year, and in debate won twice as many points as the opponentsj. Both U Intramural and Intercollegiate athletic contests are splendidly supported by the U entire student body. Musical organizations like the Band, the Glee Club, the I' Orchestra, and the Madrigal Club, stimulate interest in all phases of music. 'i Technical associations are vigorous and helpful. STUDENT CAREERS. While developing leadership and character through eh 4' abundant and wholesome college life, students of 0. A. C. are also preparing them- selves for their life careers. The various schools-Agriculture, Engineering, Com- U merce, Home Economics, Forestry, Mines, Pharmacy, Vocational Education, U Chemical Engineering, and Military Science-all offer training for the .leading U vocations of the Northwest. ' 0 II For information address The Registrar, Oregon Agricultural College, Corvallis, U Oregon. ll QQQQQQQQQQ::--::::--::---::--:::::::--::::::--:::--vi YOU CAN HAVE IT Si Der-4'Marry me, honeyli' May Ben-UNO? Si Der-4'L0ve me, honeylu Ma Bell?HNo. Y S. D.-L'VVill you kiss me, honcyii' M. B.-UNO. S. D.-'4Gimme back my chewing gu111'?7' M. B.-'tTIIUIE. p....----...-----------::--:: ::---: :::::-:::: : 2 : : : ::: Broadway 8576 Terminal Phones: 65M N. Second St. Gresham 1201 Insure-d Carriers MORGAN BROS., TRUCK LINE --WAY POINTS- LAURELHURST MONTAVILLA TROUTDALE LENTS NVILL PICK UP FREIGHT IN TON LOTS :::::::::::--:::::::----::::--::::::::::::::-ooo::i One Hundred and Twenty-Seven - mum T H E M U N H I N O T U ilnlll'll'l . . x l arf 1-iv ' barbs- Nm,-iv. , , is f ' e WW' 'A if-KL rin, M,de,MrO Owed to Our Advertisers The business men are our best friends, We thank them. With us they split their dividends, We thank them. Some of them said that bones Were few, Some had to pay the butcher too, 3,5 But most of them at last kicked through, 'JW' We thank them. . For ads from some we had to nag, i We thank them. E And others liked to chew the rag, We thank them. ff. To part with cash it makes some blue, Now, students, give them all their due, Eff ' 'l'hey've done their best-it's up to you To thank them. 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