Greenwich Central High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Greenwich, NY)

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Prophecy Occasion: l977 Class Reunion. After being scattered for ten years, the class of 77 unites for its first reunion. PAUL LOR ENZ came all the way from Kansas, where he's raising a herd of beefalo. MIKE CATALFIMO came from the mens' clothing department at Sears, where he works as a mannequin, modeling fine clothes. ED DAVIS came to the reunion proudly carrying his Golden Crutch award. No reunion is complete without at least one disaster. The disaster at this reunion occurred when LES LIE NIELSEN flushed her contact lenses down the toilet. GARY TOWNSEND is busy handing out cigars. He's the proud father of two baby dills and a gherkin. TIM WEIR, meanwhile, seems to have suffered from an identity crisis. He thinks he's Doctor Seuss and is serving green eggs and ham at the buffet table. WAYNE CLAY- TON just keeps shaking his head and saying, I do not like green eggs and ham! LORI BROOKS is seen trying to stop ARLENE SHAW and KAREN STEWART from putting flies in the buttermilk. fShoo fly shoolj Easton was absent from the reunion. KRIS MOY, PATTY HAYES, and HELENE PEARSON couldn't make it because they' re comfortably hidden away at the mental in- stitution of Poughkeepsie. The rest of Easton, HAROLD SNELL, TERRY LAMB, GREG CARKNARD, and RICK BROWNELL missed the bus. They were to get on bus H13 but got confused because there were two digits. ANNE VANDERZEE is setting up the movie projector for her new movie, The Other Side of Willard. KATHY BINETTE is waiting for her turn at the projector so she can show the movie she made while in England, entitled, British Feet Have Five Toes, Too. DAWN MOREHOUSE is busy cleaning the rug after RANDY SMITH, DAVE CAMP- BELL, and PAUL FOELSCH entered the reunion and left some of the good stuff all over. Meanwhile, JOHN DWYER and RICHARD RUDDOCK are fighting over DAVE CON- KEYS' rubber duck. Dave said one of them could have it since he bought a new one from MIKE FISH anyway. CAROL GARDEPHE and TANYA DANDROW ALDRICH appear pushing a large cake into the room. From inside the cake, JUNE BAR ROWS and KERRY BAIN can be heard

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arguing over who should jump out first. JUDY THOMAS dropped her cookie in her tea from pure shock. She didn't think it was that kind of party. GRACE CRAFT just slapped her on the back and told her to have a good time. MIKE YURSCHAK is seen wandering from person to person, trying to get them to sign up for his Love of Life polka classes. A hush fell over the room when it was rumored that ANDY WHITAKER might finally speak. COBBY DAVIS is seen standing at the refreshment table pumping punch while BILLY SMITH is busy cleaning DEBBIE SCOTTS' glasses with a squeegee. KATHY FILER is trying to teach GEORGE BOUNDS the bump and LAURA PERRY is seen waiting for someone to choke so she can use the Hug of Life method on them. Poor TIM GORGORAN, he's been flirting with the cake for over an hour and it still hasn't talked to him. LEW BASS ETT is still sitting in the corner of the room after ten years, contemplat- ing the financial situation of New York City. ALAN NIELSEN is heard approaching the reunion on his noble stud. Why, he's only hitting two cocoanuts together! All that time he spent with Monty Python's Flying Circus was well worth it. One of the entertaining events of the evening was when KIETH PLOG was placed on a rotating pedestal by TIM MARTIN, BARB SAUNDERS, DONNA CASALE, and SANDY MONROE. His body was admired by all. KYLE HARTWELL hfad to be removed from the room after mistaking BUTCH TRIN- KLE'S hair for carrot salad. No wonder Butch is prematurely bald. BARRY JOHNSON, trying to escape from a multitude of his fans, pins his famous centerfold from YOUNG MISS on the wall. ED BLANCHFIELD, thinking it was a game of Pin-the-Tail-On-the-DonkeyQ put on a blindfold. LYLE WILKINSON is starring in the new hit movie Miracle on Eddy Street. Is he the real Santa Claus? PETER and PAUL PORTER, and RUSS and JEFF NORTON have joined the Big Broth- ers Association. MICHELE DREW and THERESA ALDOUS are in a contest to see who can win the attention of a teenage idol. Unfortunately, FRED SCHAFER won't stay awake.