Greenwich Central High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Greenwich, NY)

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. 58382232 A e ars G LN E a M 0 R Chas. Russell- Do you want to crack a joke? R. Karnaghan- Yeah, how? Chas. Russell- Fall on your face. if Pl' Pl' PK H. Trowbridge- Does your watch tell time? A. Crandell-'tNo, you have to 100k at it. Pr- :if Pl: Pk J. Reynolds- Pm working to get ahead. Rye Mausert- You certainly need onef' Time us around the track will you coach? Sure, wait till I get my calendar. 7 H 114 214 if ik Dave Chambers- Say, she certainly gave you a dirty look. Ed. Weinberg- Who? D. Chambers-t'Mother Nature. Plc fl: PF P14 Mr. Herrington- We will now study the history of the Republican party for twenty years. Pl' Pl' FF ek One day two Irishmen were working on a housetop. One of them slipped and fell off. The fellow on the roof leaned over and asked: Are ye dead or alive, Mike? Oi'm alive, said Mike feebly. Oi don't know whether ye are or not, you're sich a liar. Oi must be dead then, said Mike, be- cause you wouldn't dare call me a liar if Oi was alive. H4 Pk PF If your trials are many, And your rewards are few, Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you. 211 :lf lk Ik Bobby- Teacher says that we are here to help others. Mother- Yes, Bobby, that is right. Bobby- Then what are the others here for? S1 bk all if L. Weaver- I'm twenty-one years old today but I can't vote. J. Little- Why'? L. Weaver- Because there isn't any election. SF Pk Pk Y , I3I31gn:-3-3-3-x-3.3-gug-3-n ng- IXIXIXIXIXIXIZIXI IXIXIXI I I IXIXI 32822 3382235 Twenty-four

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0.121 'XIX' I2IXl2I3IXIIIXI2lXltl2'XlXlXlXIX'X'X'X' 35U QHHQU LATIN CLUB The Latin Club is op-en to members of any Latin class. The purpose of this club is to supplement class work and to foster a keener interest in Latin itself This is done by giving a program and plays during the year. On the whole this club proves to be quite successful. The officers for this year are: President ------ Marion Keegan Vice-President ----- Charlotte Wilcox Secretary - - Caroline McLenithen Treasurer - - Catherine Hay ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION Everyone belongs to this organization including the teachers. This group earns money by selling season tickets for baseball and football games. It also gives parties and dances to help raise the needed f nd . Th' the different athletics. u s is money is used for the benefit of all The officers of this organization are: President ------ James Little Vice-President - Donald Barber Secretary - - Cecile Bloom Treasurer - - Alden Crandell ENGLISH CLUB A The ranks of this group are crowded by members of the English classes. This club also helps to bring cheer and bri htne ' t th h I g ss in o e sc ool by giving plays and pra- grams. The officers for this year are as follows: President ------ Dave Chambers Vice-President - - Mary Ciotti Secretary - - Robert Foster Treasurer - - William Hutton ORCHESTRA This year, there are ten members in our high school orchestra. This body has played for assemblies and also for plays and entertainments which have been given Alth I ' ' ough our orchestra lacks a variety of mstruments, the boys have succeeded in making it a success through the efforts of Miss Grant. The members are: Violin-Raymond Ackner, Raymond Bartle, John Lundberg, William Roberson, Richard Tefft. Clarinet-Charles Perkins Drums-John Garrett, Lewis Jeffords, Koert Foster. Trumpet-Jack Wilson. X XIII!!2l2l2lZn1nXl2l2IXIXlXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIXIZ zlxlxl IXIXIXI IXIXIXI Twenty-three

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XIX!!nxuguiuxngnxlilguhXuluguxlzuglZuluxlxlxnxl all nXl2lXl:lXlXl1lXI lxlxlxl limi!!! Dxlxlxlxlzlxlxlzlzl 19:12:92: lxl lxl I u u Pat was busy working on a road one day. His coat was lying beside the road, so two Englishmen working on the road de- cided to play a joke on him. They painted a donkey's head on the back of his. coat and watched for him to put it on. He saw the d-onkey's head on his coat and asked : Which one of ye wiped your face on me coat? Pk ek PS FF Traveler- Say, boy, your corn looks kind of yellow. Boy- Yes sir, that's the kind we plant- ed. Traveler- Looks as though you will only have half a crop. Boy- Don't expect any more. The landlord gets the other half. Traveler fafter a moments thoughtl- Say, there isn't much difference between you and a fool. Boy- No sir, only the fence. Pk PF Pk ik Mother- Oh! Georgie! I'm ashamed of you. I never told stories when I was a girl. Georgie- When did you start then, mother? Frosh.- I got a sliver in my finger. Soph.- Been scratching your head? Pk PF if wk Mr. Crowley- What is the height of your ambition, Alton? A. Stewart- Oh, she comes about up to my shoulder. ' if 124 Pif Pk Teacher- Now, Tommy, what is a hypo- crite? Tommy- A boy that comes to school with a smile on his face. wk 1: :lf 4' A blackmailer wrote the following to a wealthy business man: Send me 35,000 or I will abduct your mother-in-law. To which the business man replied: Sorry I am short of funds but your propo- siticn interests me. 211 ak Pk HF ' Father- Well, Sonny, did you take your dog to the 'vet' next door to our house as I suggested? Boy--i'Yes, sir. Father- And what did he say? Boy- He said Towser was suffering from nerves, so he had better give up play- ing the piannerf' IXIXIXIXIXIXUXIXIZIXIXIXIXIXIXIQIXIXIXIIIXIXIXIXIII lxl l lzlzlxlxlxlxlzlxlzlxlxlxlxlxltlzl lxltlxlx Xlzlxlzlxlxltlxl lhilllxuxnxuxn Twenty-five