Greenville High School - Trojan Yearbook (Greenville, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 158 of the 1921 volume:

Entrance TO MRS. KETURAH KEPPLE ADOLPH SEN OUR FORMER TEACHER WHO HAS CU ES HER LIFE TO GREATER SERVICE AS MISSIONARY TO INDIA H E, THE CLASS OF NINETEEN HUNDRED AND TIVENTY-ONF. AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATE TINS ISSUE OF THE PENNERIAN PENNERIAN-1921 MRS. Keppi.e Adolphsen FACULTY Six PENNtmAN-1921 PROF. G. B. GER BERICH. Si'PER INTEXDENT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS For many years this admirable man has been inspiring the worthy and otherwise to aspire for a higher position in life. He encourages the disheartened and discourages the “know-it-alls . We certainly arc most fortunate to have such an even-tempered and impartial judge as an adviser and counsellor. Sntn MISS EVA BACHER. A. B. Greenville High School Thiel College English History and Civics “Patience is a flower that grows rot in all gardens. “A hard worker, a deep thinker; wedooluver. MR. W. A. HOESCH. A. B. Physics and Chemistry “Tell me not in mournful numbers Hoesch is but an empty dream. For the sou! is dead that sees not More than this alone in him. Hoesch is real. Hoesch is earnest. And his words were never few. 4Naught they are. to naught return-est' Was cot spoken very true. AH the words of Hoesch remind us. We can make our words sublime, Ard. departing leave behird us Method tried to take up time. Fr m C.trff City “Oa: c”. Ei MISS EMMA DICKEY, A. B. Allegheny College English Latin “Miss Dickey has many fond pupils because she is always willing to help.” MR. II. C. SMITH Private Instruction at I-ake Chautauqua Commercial Music “He that brings sunshine into the lives of others cannot keep it from himself.” — MISS MERAB GAMBLE, A. B. Jersey Shore High Lebanon Valley College Latin French “As she comes tripping down the hall, We sec that she’s a friend to all.” MR. FRANK R. DICKEY, B. S. Allegheny College Mathematics “Smile and the world smiles with you.” “The pupils will long remember Mr. Dickey as a man who treats them with fairness and interest.” Ten MISS K. RUTH LOSER, A. B. Harrisburg High School Lebanon Valley College Biology English “Knows what she teaches; when to teach it; and how to teach it.” MR. ANDREW YOUNGBLOOD, A B. Greenville High School Thiel College History Mathematics “There still remains one untold mystery—How he learned so much about History.” Eleun MRS. EDNA MacDOUGAL, B. S. Greenville High School’s Margaret Morrison Household Arts “A gentler eye, a voice more kind. We may not look on earth to find”. MR. SYDNEY HESSE, A. B. Greenville High School Thiel College Commercial Law “Steadfast in his work, yet full of fun when that is done.” A reason why Science is so popular. MRS. HELEN THOMPSON, Secretary Greenville High School Mcadvillc Commercial College “A friend in need is a friend indeed.” We all feel that if she weren’t here Old Penn High could not run, that’s all. PENNfi lAN-ig21 Our band is few but tried and true, Our leader frank and bold, The student body trembles When a teacher’s name is told. Our fortress is the store-room Where all the blue ships be, We know the haunts of students As seamen know the sea. Woe to the student body That holds its records dear On it shall light on Tuesday A strange and sudden fear: When, as the marks arc given out. They weep and wail in vain And when they take their cards home They’re called down with might and main. We sit in chapel, watchful For careless girls and boys, And when a word is spoken, Or someone makes a noise, We light upon him, hawk-like, And send him out in shame; And the one that sends the most out, Achieves the greatest fame. Our band is few but tried and true Our leader frank and bold; The student body trembles, When a teacher’s name is told. We work them hard the whole day thru, And after every class. We give them work for half the night. Our excuse: “That they must pass.” Faculty —By Jamts Whitcomb Riley. Fourteen PEN Nfcl LAN-1921 Fifteen PENNOUAN-1321 The Class Officers Melvin Blair, our class president, stepped in and took the helm when Max Johnson resigned to enter Culver; he has steered us safely through thorough waters Ada Ashe, our worthy vice-president, has never had an opportunity to show her ability as an executive, but we feel sure that she would if she could. Elbert Greene, our efficient secretary, usually took the minutes by wireless, but possibly this way was more efficient than by shorthand. Peg Bost, our class treasurer, sure can handle the coin. Goodness knows we have had so much to handle. Sixteen PENNfciUAN-ig21 LENA ADAMS—“Lcenic” Commercial Course “Lccnic is the Queen of Palcstinie.” She is one of our many “quiet seekers after knowledge.” ADA ASHE—“Eat” Commercial Course “Peanut Club” “Tommy’s Wife” “A Case of Suspension” Basketball ’19, ’20, ’21 Vice-President ’21 “Polished Pebbles” Ada is known for her care in “guarding” one of Sid’s proteges. She is thinking of taking up Americanization work in MacDonald, but by the time the Army is mustered out she’ll be having “some” time. LUCY BAILEY—“Loozic” Commercial Course Her motto: “Laugh and grow fat.” Her mystery: Did she get her silly giggle at Camp Canadotha? Satnletn PEN NERLAN-1921 PEARL BARBOUR College Prep. Course She may be quiet now, but she says she is very much different when she’s in Kennard. She’s very fond of Geometry -she just hates it. THELMA BARROWS-“Slim” Commercial Course We don’t know, but they say her specialty is witty remarks. “Slim” can tell us all about “Barbara Frictchic.” RUTH BATES—“ Batcsic” College Prep. Course “Les. Fachcux” “There’s nothing so right as me and my aeroplane.” She’s one of our two Seniors who has ever gone up in an aeroplane. Eighteen PEN N fi lAN 1921 IV’A REA BEIL—“Bib” Commercial Course “Tommy’s Wife” Orchestra Honor Pupil “Polished Pebbles” Ivarca, you’re a big girl; better put up your curls. Ivarea’s right with Jane when it comes to interests in Culver. We notice Ivarca studies “Webster’s” works quite a bit. MILDRED BILLIG—“Midge” Commercial Course “With worried air she scans the hall To find the one who sure must call!” We wonder why she patronizes Keck’s Dry Goods Store so much. MELVIN BLAIR—“Mellie” Commercial Course President 1920 and ’21 “Arrival of Kitty” “Wlung! Whang! What a marvelous man! What a very remarkable marvelous man! He loves the lassies one and all, He loves the big and wee.” nineteen PENNOUAN'1321 MARGARET BOST “Peg” General Course Basketball ’18, ’19, ’20 Manager '19 Captain ’20 Class treasurer ’21 “Peanut Club” Cheerleader 1920, ’21 Athletic Editor of Year Book Charlc’s Pet “Tommy’s Wife.” “A Case of Suspension” Peg organized the Peanut Club, therefore she’s the nut of the class. “She’s a sweet, demure, little lassie.” The only person in the school who is taking the GENERAL COURSE. FRANK BOWERS—“Bennie” Commercial Course “Love me; Love my Ford! ! ! ! ! ” Bennie is our automobile wizard. He is also one of Mr. Ilocsch’s chemistry Sharks (?). FRANK DICKINSON—“Archie” College Prep. Course Football ’18, ’19, ’20 Manager ’20 Basketball ’20, ’21 “The Arrival of Kilty” “Polished Pebbles” Archie is the hc-vamp of our class. He vamps anything from fellows to girls. He’s the hero of the Horne fence tragedy and has become very proficient at shooting holes through cheese. Twenty PEN N ERIAN 1921 DOROTHY FELL—“Dot” College Prep. Course “Her great business—to see what lies at a distance.” Dorothy is the star in our class. We hope to see her name famous some day. ADD1E FELLNAGLE Commercial Course “Addic is a dandy girl. She surely is a peach; We hope that her disposition Is always within reach.” Addic is another Hadley girl who came to seek knowledge in P. H. S. We wonder why she “chuckles” so much. FRED FELLNAGLE—“Freddie” Commercial Course “Not to know me argues yourself unknown.” Freddie is one of our bashful little boys— isn’t lie, Gladys? T iccnty-one Pi:NNr.RIAN-102t FRANCES FITCH—“ Fitchcy” Commercial Course “ lust a Little Mistake.” “Kind hearts arc more than coronets.” We wonder why Frances keeps the front scat of her Ford vacant. IA RTH A FORES.V 1A X—“ Matt ” Commercial Course “Her smile is the sweetest that ever was seen, 1 ler check like the rose is, but fresher, I ween.” This light-haired lass hails from Hadley. She has a train of admirers in P. H. S. even if she has been with us only a year. MARTHA GOLDEN—“Mars” Commercial Course Honor Pupil “Just a Little Mistake” “Polished Pebbles” “Tis only noble to be good” Mars, is it true that George's evenings arc always filled? Tircnty-tuo ( PENNEfHAN-1921 ELBERT GREENE—“Wazzlc” Commercial Course Orchestra “Music hath its charms.” Elbert, here’s hoping you’ll be a Hoffman some day. Elbert, where did you pet that smile? It is easily seen that Elbert is bashful as far as the opposite sex is concerned, but there is lots of time yet. r MARY GRUBER “Mary” Commercial Course “ Full many a flower is born to blush unseen.” Congratulations, Mary. You’ve convinced us that we ought to live on the farm. ANNE HALLIDAY—“Syracuse” Commercial Course Basketball 20 “Thou art striving but to gain.” Ann is a demure little lass, who seems partial to certain members of the faculty. Tirrnlirlhne PENNfclUAN-igai FRANK LI X HAWKS—“Bennie” Commercial Course “Just a Little Mistake” “So sweet the blush of bashfulncss”. Franklin is a bashful boy but oh—if he only knew how the girls would like to ride in that Oldsmobilc. Watch yourself, Franklin. THELMA HAWKS—“Hawksie” Commercial Course “Aunt Matilda’s Birthday Party” “This bright-eyed lassie is as sweet As any you will ever meet.” Thelma never has to walk to school alone. She is always accompanied by a flower in the form of a “Bud.” LUCILLE HAVES-“Lucille” College Course “Sweet smiles to keep forever bright, The sunshine on her lips.” Lucille hails from Hartstown. She is quiet, but always has a friendly smile for everyone. We wish you a successful future, Lucille. f T trtnty-four PENNEIUANH921 CLAIR HAZEN—“Hazen” College Course “A Case of Suspension” “Whiskers” “1 pride myself I’m a stubborn Man, Girls, vamp me if you can.” Clair is “Charlie’s” Simon, and he is rightlyjiamed. lie’s our ladies’ man, but his heart is won by a Junior. ALDA IIENRV-“Althea- Commercial Course “Tho’ 1 don’t excel in everything, I am good at almost everything.” Alda is one of our conscientious workers. ETHEL JOSLIN Commercial Course Honor Pupil “Just a Little Mistake.” “Care touchcth not her airy wings” Ethel makes a fine twin because the teachers arc fooled all the time. Gee! We wish we were twins so we could fool the teachers too. Ttcenly-fice PENNtl AN-1921 EDITH JOSLIN Commercial Course Honor Pupil “Just a Little Mistake.” “So happy, so pleasant, so guileless.” Last year we were greatly honored by the addition of this lassie and her twin from our suburb, Grove City. It has bothered some of us to know the reason why Edith doesn’t go home to lunch. LA VERNE KEELEN “Budd” College Course “Whiskers” “I Should Worry” La Verne is one of our happy-go-lucky students. CORIXXE KENNEDY—“Cody” Commercial Course “Whiskers” Honor Pupil “She has two eyes, so soft and brown, Take care!—Beware.” Corinne is a magnet. You should see her draw Miss Bachcr’s attention in English class. Corinne is accountable for this “Shenango Stuff.” PENN£ftlAN'1321 HELEN KILNER Commercial Course “A friend in need, is a friend indeed.” Everyone feels pood when Helen is around, because she is always so cheerful. I AY KISER —“Fayette” Commercial Course “A Close Shave.” Fay is not the well known “Kaiser”, but a “Crown Prince” amonp the fair sex. In days of old. Fay’s name decorated the Honor roll frequently. MARJORIE LUTTON—'“Marjorie” Commercial Course “She hath a kindlv spirit and a friend!v air.” Marjorie is a very demure little lassie but she is loved by all. Tvenly-men PENNtRlAN-1921 HERBKRT LYON—“Zckc” College Prep. Course “Peanut Club” Staff Cheer Leader “Tommy’s W ife” “Polished Pebbles” “Come and trip it as you go On the light fantastic toe.” Zckc would rather dance than sleep—at night—but Oh, the next morning! Sh! Zeke is the ladies’ man of the class. Arc you an honor pupil. Zckc? HELEN McCLLMANS Commercial Course “A plain girl and everyone loves her.” No wonder she is divinely tall and slender—she walks in from the country every day. FRANK. MeKELY'EY—“Mac” College’Prep. Course Frank is one of the lads who helps to keep the Erie R. R. frorn bankruptcy. We imagine that after June 3rd, the Erie will be at a loss. T icenty-thkt PEN N ERLAN -1921 DOROTHY McMILLEN Dot” Commercial Course “A kind and gentle heart she has To comfort friend and foe.” Dorothy is quiet when among strangers, hut we believe she is concealing something from us, because of the reports we have received from Atlantic. blair McCracken -“Bill” College Course Basketball ’20, ’21 Cheer Leader ’20 Class Treasurer ’20 “My school work keeps me so busy, I seldom have time to study.” Bill is often seen hanging around Columbia Avenue and even when he goes to Eric he stays at the Ried House. DONALD MILLER—“Don” College Prep. Course “Arrival of Kitty” Who chooscth me shall gain what many maids desire.” Don is the baby of the class. He may be small, but he is a shining light in every class. We hear Don is very much interested in the Sophomore class. Good luck, Don. She’s alright. —J Tvaity-ninc PENNERIAN-1921 ( ROBERTA MILLER—'“Bunnie” College Prep. Course “Arrival of Kitty” “A Case of Suspension” Basketball’20,’21 Manager’21 Assistant Editor Staff “Bunnie is one of our number that’s small But she’s lots of fun and loved by all; She came to us from Dixie land, And brought great inspiration to our band.” JOSE PI 1IXE MUNTZ—“Tess” Commercial Course “Whiskers” Tess is rather quiet, but sometimes taken unawares we find her behaving quite frivolously. How about Meadville, Tess? HARRIETTS MUSH RUSH—“Mushy” Commercial Course Honor Pupil “There is mischief in her eyes, Which will take you by surprise.” Harriette hails from Hartstown and therefore misses part of English class which she regrets very much. Harriette is greatly interested in one of the alumni of G. H. S. What’s this we hear about the brakeman, Harriette? Thirty PENNERlAN-ig21 t’ARDA NICKERSON—“Yardie” Commercial Course Basketball “Her tongue is never still.” You should sec Yardic vamp the bell boys. Go to it Yardic, you can do it. Cl IRISTIX E REED—“ Chris Commercial Course “Whiskers” “The Arrival of Kitty” “A Case of Suspension” “A woman is fickle until captured by a wedding ring.” O Christine, won’t you tell us about Mac? 11A R R Y RUNYAN Red ” Commercial Course “Eat, drink, pop, and be merry, Harry.” You sure arc in the right business Harry. Remember July 1st. Thirty-one PENNtRlAN-1921 EVEA SAUL—“Ev-cc” Commercial Course Orchestra “A Case of Suspension” Evea and Anne arc rivaling each other for the position of chief vampire of our class. Evea has captured many hearts, but her latest acquisition has Anne backed ’way off the map, since she has learned to play a saxaphonc; she has learned to play, too. JUNE SMITH—“June” College Prep. Course “Aunt Matilda’s Birthday Party” “Oh June, like the mountains I’m blue; Like the pine, I’m lonesome for you. j CLEATUS SMOCK—“ Freckles” Commercial Course “His argument goes on forever.” Cleatus is our orator. You should hear him debate. He is right there when a girl is around. Thirty-tuo PENNtRIAN-1921 MARI A X SX YI)E R—“ Snitz ” College Prep. Course Honor Pupil Basketball ’21 “What’s the use of worrying? Fretting doesn’t pay.” When are you going back to McDonald, Marion? Marian likes Sharon, too. Ask her about the “Poor little Bug”. Did you ever hear a bug kick? LUX'S STK V EX SOX—“ Luke” Commercial Course “There’s a little bit of bad in every good little boy, They’re all the same Luke.” Luke is another supporter of the Meadville Ix cal. GLADYS STOLL—“Glad” Commercial Course “Short and sweet, Xeat and petite.” Gladys, you must remember even if you are small, you must learn to use BIG words, because Fellnagle is an awful big word. Thirty-three PEN N ERIAN '1921 GEORGE STOVER “Stover” Commercial Course “The Arrival of Kitty” “Silence is golden. Ignorance is bliss, ’Tis folly to be wise.” George is well supplied with witty remarks, especially in history class. LILLIAN STRAUB Commercial Course “Aunt Matilda’s Birthday Party” “It is very well to be studious, And well to be cheerful, too; So Lillian’s happy nature In all ways includes the two.” Lillian is always willing to work and is a classmate worth having. MARGARET TEMPLETON Commercial Course “Unconscious as the sunshine; Simply sweet and generous as that.” Margaret never makes any noise, not even in chemistry lab. Thirty -four PENNtRIAN-1921 MARY UBER—“Mary” College Prep. Course “Rain is wet, grass is dry; Life is short, and so am I.” Mary is the sandiest of the class. Though she is small, she can do big things. How often does the mail from Pittsburg come. Mary? Docs he still think your hair is bobbed? Mary is always giggling. HELEN UNGER “Helen” College Prep. Course “The Arrival of Kitty” “Polished Pebbles” Business Manager Staff “Helen is pretty and full of fun; She’s always on the job when work's to be done. ” She sure was a favorite in Geometry class. AMY WADE—“Amv” Commercial Course Honor Pupil “She’s small, we will allow, but speaking of brains, the goods are there.” We wonder why Amy cried when John took her picture from her? Thirty-fice PENNEIUAN'1921 EDIT!I WAGENMAN—“Eddie” Commercial Course Honor Pupil “My books and heart Must never part.” Edith is Mr. Hocsch’s right hand man in household chemistry. Edith likes to go to Atlantic, but she loves to listen to “Victors.” CHARLES WHITE— Charlie” College Prep. Course Here is one of our “Charley” boys; never happy unless teasing some of the girls. Charlie’s a shark at track. JANE WHITEMAN—“Robert” College Prep. Course “I.cs Fachcux” “The Arrival of Kitty” “My standards arc high. And I keep my vow.” One look at this dark-haired maid with the merry twinkle in her eyes, will convince you that she is not hard to look upon. Jane, tell Mr. Hosch why John shoved up a seat. Thirty-six PENNERL4S.N-1321 KYI.YX WILLIAMS - “Eve” Commercial Course-Honor Pupil “A light heart lives long.” Evlvn is another I Iartstownite who misses English class every morning, but she doesn’t care. Who won that last foot ball game in the girls’ shower room. Evelyn? JOHN ZELLERS “Johnnie- Commercial Course Honor Pupil President Athletic Association Editor of Year Book “Peanut Club” “Polished Pebbles” “Arrival of Kitty” “All the great men arc dying And I don’t feel very well myself.” John loves to be near some “Schadc” in Allen’s Grove. John is the busiest boy in our class. He is often seen standing in front of the Reformed church about 8:30. He surpasses everyone when it comes to eating coacanut pie, peanuts, and bitter sweets. Thirty-saen Thirty-tight JUNIOR GROUP Amesburv, Leah Andersen, Hollis Andrews, William Baker, Kenneth Bash. Parrel Beil, Robert Best, Otis Brown, Anetta Brown. Rowland Butler. Ruth Callahan, Arling Christy, Doro.thv Conner, Evelyn Downs, Howard Ebbert, Richard Ecklcy, Steward Enterline, Grace Everhart. Fred Fisher. Leolia Fisher. Samuel Foust, Sherman Gathman, Frank Godfrey. Myrtle Graham, Nelson Greene, Howard Gruber. Florence Hedrick. Jessie Henderson. Cleo Forty PEN N ERLAN -1921 Juniors Heilman. James Henry. Donovan Hills, Pearl Hills. Ruby Hintz, Ruth Hopkins, Van Hurst, Leo Kalar, Hazel Kapp, Paul Keck, Altha Keck. Louise Keck, Richard Keen, Lottie Kindy. Esther Kiser, Marion Knapp, Broderick Krichbaum, Stanley Lenkner. Katherine Losel, John Madden, Carl Malian, Ethel Marks, James Mathay, Albert Matteson, Bruce McClure, Kenneth McConnell. Robert McElhaney, Harry McMichacl. Thelma Me Nary, Dorothy Mcrnewick, Zehra Myers, Mildred Osbcme, Stella Packard, John Patton, Elizabeth Peabody, Winifred Peterson, Geraldine Read, Elencre Reigleman, Elizabeth Reigleman, Waldo Rosenberg, Ruth Ross, Nellie Russell. Kathryn Saul. Earl Saylor. Margaret Schadt, Zelda Sciple, Mildred Smith, Lawrence Smock, Earnest Stevenson, Bessie Stuyvcsant, Beth Taft, Howard Webber. Bertha Wells, Julius Williamson, Karl Wolford. Lulu Zundel, Paul Vorty-Tico SOPHOMORE GROUP PENNERIAN'1921 Sophomores Aldenderfer, Samuel Allen, Joe Amos, -Harold Ash, Frances Babcock, Glen Baer, Katherine Baker, Mildred Bcckstein, Martha BenninghofT, Ruth Black, Fred Blair, Ruth Bolivcr, Helen Bortz, Yerle Bost, Olivia Brown, Benjaman Brown, Dorothea Brown, Maitland Callahan, Annetta Callahan, Bclva Calvin, Fay Chess, Glennie Christy, Jennie Cline, Effic Cook, Alice Cook, Elizabeth Cook, Wilda Crosby, Jessie Delay, Marion Dilley, Willard Dimmick, Myrtie Driscoll, Dorothy Driscoll, Kathryn Englebach, Robert Evans, Evelyn Christy, Ralph Fessler, Jack Fitch. Frances Foulk, Freda Fritz. Florence Gruber, Ruth Hank, Austin Hawes, Paul Hill, Edith Hill. Florence Hintz, Lucilc Hcobler, Marie Home, Eleanor Hunt, Frederick Hunt, Lura Hunt, Roland Johnson, Paul Joslin, Florence Kelly, Velma Key, Mablc Kitch, Florence Knappenberger, Ethel Kottraba, Bennie Liniger, Louise Little, Howard Loutzenhiser, Robert button, Albert button, Helen McDowell, Lyle McGranahan, Louise McMurrav, James Mcrrit, Bertha Mitchell, Edson Mizncr, Dorothy Morton, Kathrn Moser, Victor Moss man, Myrtle Moyer, Marie Mutter, Ruth Newell, Dorothy Nickerson,' Marion O’Brien, Evelyn Orr, Mary Presslcr, Mildred Packard, Louise Rickcrt. Gladys Rcznor, Glen Roberts, Inna Reed, Velma Risscll, Paul Shannon, Pearl Riley, Marion Silvcrbcrg, Lois Simpson, Isabelle Smith, Pearl Spencer, Ruth Stevenston. Luclla Stevenson, Olive Steen, Madalinc Straub, Mary Sullivan, Thomas Sutton, Warren Van Dyke, Bessie Williams, Margaret Wagcnman, Bertha Templeton, Mable Beckman, Glen Smith, Edwin Blue, Alice McLenahan, Gerald Osborn, James Richcrt, Thelma Simon, Paul Fitch, Edwin Huntley, Harold Matteson, Albert Peterson, Leah Smith, Gertmde Stoll, Agnes Bronson, Noel Forty-four Freshman FRESHMAN GROUP PENNERLAN-1921 Fresh man Amv. Doud Art man. Gordon Allen. Glenn Aubcl, Cathryn Bailey. Theodore Billig, Earl Benton. Herman Bennett, Blanche Beardsley, Ruth Bolster, Trask Christy, James Doane, Norma Fritz. Xorine Fell. Raymond Harry. Evelyn Hurst, Evea Kcelen. Charles Kelley. Charles Linn, Arthur Laird, Alverna Morton. Ruth McPherson. Margaret McGranahan. Helen McCall, Ruth Nickerson. Paul Patterson, Karl Rilcv, Willard Robinson, Helen Shuttleworth. Paul Spencer. Anna Williams, Kenneth Wiltshire, Edgar Zundle, John Andrews, Jane Art man, Lawrence Barber. Wallace Barr. Pauline Barton. George Best, Clark Bradley. Lloyd Brown. Robert Davis, George Donnel, Max Donnel. Paul Hillman, Yi a Hughes, Goldie Jennings, Dorothy Meyer. Helen Mowry, Evelyn Mowrv, Albert Mover, Betty McMurrin, Alma Nelson, Clara Patterson. Cecil Adams, Mazic Anderson. Wallace Baker, William Beckman. Dorothy Dilley, Bertha Fitch, Charlotte Godfrey. Hazel Gray. Betty Greene wait, Mary Hunt, Arthur Kindy, Isabel Loutzenhizer, Winifred Martz, Everett Myers, Marion Orr. Julie Parker. Russel Patterson, Orland Powell, Edward Pritchard, Frances Reed. Florence Reimold, Pearl Rutter. Grace Schadt, Alton Sellors, Norman Simpson, David Smith, Ford Scrivens, Alice Shelly, Warren Tobin. Marguerite Wasser, Mable Weikle, Ruth Whiteman. Betty Yoorhies, Helen Wade, Raymond Waid. Clarabel Young. Lula Benninghoff. Howard Bost, Jack Bron. Mary Du Mars, Mae Enterline. Howard Holden, Louise Irwin. LcRoy K re mis, Grace Layng. Frank McClimans, Cecil McClimans. Lorena Mongomery, Flcris Runyan, Matilda Sherbondy, Gertrude Snyder, Belle Tullcr, Ben Young, LaYemc Fortnight PLNNERLAN-1921 Freshman Jokes Father—What have you learned at high school, son? Fresh—Well, father. I’ve learned to make a noise without opening my mouth, to throw without moving my hand, and to get out early by snuffing red ink up in my nose. I’m smart, ain’t I, father? Miss Loveland—What is the Latin for arrow? Evelyn—Spagatti. Teacher—Raymond, do you know where shingles were first used? Raymond—I’d rather not tell. A little boy sitting on a roof suddenly realized he was falling. “O God, save me! Please, God, Never mind. I’ve caught on a nail.” In Freshman English—Teacher; “What is spunk?” Freshie—“ Past participle of spank. ” Soph, to Freshie—“ If a burglar entered the cellar would the coal shoot?” Freshie—“No. but perhaps the kindling would.” Freshie—“That was some scrap at supper last night.” Mr. Hesse—“What?” Freshie—“Why, the coffee soaked up the roll.” Freshie (translating “portamus in Latin)—“Well, let’s see. porta means gates, and ‘mus’ means we, but I thought ‘we gates’ was German.” Miss banning—“What is 9 plus 6?” Kenneth—“Er-3 in the hole.” Mr. Hesse—“What is the kindling temperature of any substance?” Clara—“Using kindling to make it burn.” Mr. Hesse—“What is a comet?” Clara—“A big thing in the sky with a tail and a lot of stuff on it.” Mr. Hesse—“How was the Planet Neptune discovered?” Evelyn—“ Why, a man was looking around at the sky with a magnifying glass and he saw a planet that oughtn’t to have been there, so he knew it was Neptune. ” Miss McDowell (just before cheer meeting)—“The Mass Meeting is at a quarter till three. ” Miss Sellers—“What does preserving mean?” Betty G.—“Hard work.” Mr. Hesse—“How long then would the candle bum?” Jack Bost—“Till it went out, I s’jxjsc. Miss Loveland—“What is the most beautiful thing of autumn?” Edgar—“ Playing hookey. ” Far lii-nine PENNERtAN-1921 Boys of 21 I am just thinking who under the sun. Are the boys who’ll graduate in ’21. Now first of all comes Melly, we can’t let him pass. For him we honor as president of the class. Next comes George Stover, an orator of note. Who told us so dryly of the Prohibition vote. And then there’s Donald Miller, a ladies’ man is he, He never feels quite happy without their company. Now Dickinson always figures ui on the honor list, Has never once l)een tardy, nor e’er a day has missed. Red Runyan, by nature witty, and lazy too, I vow, When safety’s there for number one, he’s ready for a row. Quite different is Herb Lyon, who stars in every game, But the way he docs outgrow his hat is certainly a shame. McCracken is a peaceful soul who thinks in goals and fouls, His heart docs well-nigh burst with joy, whene ’er the bleachers howl. Now Dusty Raub when on the street, reminds me as I roam, Of some forlorn old country plug, galumphing to its home. Next Hazcn, whom the girlies like, comes forth to make his bow We’d best pass on to some one else, we have him blushing now. Now we look on Wazzle Greene, a player great is he, For he can hold a meeting up, by technicality. And now young Franklin hurries up, all eager for a treat. His suit is pressed, his face is washed, his shoes arc clean and neat. And next we come to Fay Kiser, who talks down in his shoes. He’s such a quiet little lad, we therefore have no news. Last, Zellers, whose time’s worth a million a minute, Says this can’t be published, if he isn’t in it. Fifty By Mary Uber HISTORY B H 5 PROPHESY 19 ZI PENNEIUAN-1B21 Class History For many, many years it has been the cruel custom for the school board to force innocent little children into four long years of misery—often more—known as High School Years. So it happened in 1917 a band of little children was forced to the halls of learning. Much to the surprise of the upper classmen and members of the Faculty, this courageous troop possessed a little grey matter, which with a sincere purpose, and under the skill of dear teachers, was fashioned into real brains. In these great brains were found lobes of patriotism, out of which the Girls Patriotic Union was formed. These girls frequently canvassed the town in the interests of cornmeal mush, jjotato bread, etc. Noting the growth of these young, green Frcshies, the school lx ard saw the necessity of a new and larger building, so the Penn High School was started immediately. In our Sophomore year, after having plunged into depths of despair over the dire impossibilities of procuring fifty botany specimens on the last day of school we decided to throw off our depression, and to distinguish ourselves in gaycty and cleverness. This was done by entertaining—at least we thought it was entertaining—the other classmen and Faculty members with a play, “ The Heavenly Twins. ” After making a brilliant debut we hied ourselves to Allen’s Grove for a class picnic, where we dined on pickles and weiners. Our hearts swelled with pride as we started our Junior Year in the new building. During our Junior Year our scientific course offered us much amusement, mutual misunderstandings, and great profit. Our class was organized and a Hallowe’en party held on October 31st. Later in the year the class gave a benefit dance and picture show. Probably the finest banquet ever given to a Senior Class was the one arranged under the direction of our capable class president, Melvin Blair. In our Senior Year the ideal course followed was to outwit capable and efficient instruction. Having begun our stage career in our Sophomore year we completed it in our Senior year by giving a play entitled “The Arrival of Kitty”. This increased our Treasurer’s Fund $350 and {he Library Fund S203. A lecture course of five numbers all of which were very successful, was given during the winter. The last number, a lecture by Strictland Gililand, was a howling success. On December 3. 1920, two loyal members of the class, Anne Halliday and Christine Reed, gave a Leap Year Dance. The proceeds were added to the class fund. The crowning event of the year was the receiving of a small piece of pajxir for which we had struggled four years—maybe more. Jane Whiteman. Fiflphro PENNOUAN-1921 Cl ass Prophecy Dear Classmates of ’21 Did you ever allow your imagination to run away with you? It sometimes leads us a long way from the earth and earthly things, just as mine did a few days ago. As I was reading a book called the “ Mythology of Greece and Rome, ” a queer sort of feeling came over me and I suddenly realized that my imagination had started to run away. I tried to catch it but I had gone asleep. When I wakened I became conscious of some wonderful music, which seemed to come from a great distance; after a few minutes I discovered that I was no longer reading, but that I was in a place I had never seen before. As I sat there wondering where I was and how I got there a great crowd of strange-looking people seemed to appear from nowhere. Before I had time to say anything one of their number, whom I judged to be their leader, came to me and said. “ I am Zeus the God of the Heavens, and I have at my command all of the other gods and goddesses of this world. ” This speech was certainly surprising, to think I had been reading about them just before—yes, just before, but I couldn’t remember what had happened. Zeus then started to talk again, and said “You are a member of the class of 1921, of Penn High School, Greenville, Pennsylvania, on Earth.” When he said “on earth ” I fairly gasped. It had never occurred tome that I had left the dear old Earth, and it seemed especially dear just then. So I investigated a little more closely and discovered I was sitting on a soft white bank of clouds. It made me feel rather shaky for a few minutes, but just then Zeus started to talk again so I forgot about my elevated position. “The other gods and myself,” continued he, “have been quite interested in your class ever since you entered high school, so when we heard you worry about what to say in a class prophecy we thought we would lend our aid. ” About this time I began to get acclimated to my surroundings, and I decided if my visit was to be a success, I must listen to Zeus, and not look around in order to get the very latest styles of the Elysian Fields, as I had then reached the conclusion that that was where I was. “Of course you arc interested in knowing what the future holds for each one of the members of the class of ’21. We will now take you on. fifteen years past the graduation, and the gods will tell you what they can of the lives of the former members of your class, that come under their line of work. ” Again, I heard that strangely beautiful music, and I saw one of the gods coming toward me, playing as he came. Zeus introduced him to me as Orpheus, the god of music. When he had played for me a few minutes Orphucs stopped, and told me about two of our classmates who had taken up music as their profession. Elbert Greene, was known throughout the world as a famous piano player. He had out-classed Padereweski to such an extent, that the famous Pole had challenged Elbert to a duel, but as dueling was out of date they decided to “ forgive and forget. ” The other musician was Evea Saul. who. with her jazzing saxaphone was a valuable asset to Zeke Lyon’s Jazz Orchestra. Zekc of course was not a musician himself but he knew how to manage an orchestra, so he had taken his orchestra for a trip around the world. They met with success in even’ country, but their greatest success was in Africa, and there Zeke had been for two years teaching the natives how to shimmie and jazz. This type of dance had long ago become a fable in civilized countries. Fifty-three PENNt lAN-1921 Just then another figure came running and dancing to the side of Orpheus. Zeus introduced this pretty little goddess as Terpischorc, one of the Muses, who delighted in dance. Now Orpheus and Terpischorc continued the story, first of Franklin Hawks, who was the leading man of a musical show, playing on Broadway. Franklin’s love affairs had occupied many feature sections of the daily papers. Among the ballet dancers of this same famous show were Harriet Mushrush, Martha Golden, Evelyn Williams and Thelma Hawks. They were not merely in the ballet but they were very popular dancers and originated not only the new steps for New York but also for Paris. One more surprise in this delightful show was the Broadway Specialty or Joslin Sisters, who had now taken the place of the famous Dolly Sisters, and drew large crowds to the theatre each night by their startling little specialty dances. Orpheus and Terpischorc said they had nothing more to tell me, and they were gone before I could even thank them, and already Zeus had called another goddess to come and speak to me. Zeus introduced her as Demetcr of Ceres, the goddess of agriculture. I had supposed that some of my classmates had taken up this line of work, but when she mentioned the first jjerson I was more than surprised. Melvin Blair, our former class president, whom I had imagined as a national figure, had taken up scientific farming. Would surprises never cease? Melvin had decided if he wished to become of any prominence in literary circles, he must know something about what he attempted to write, so the simplest way to solve this was by becoming a farmer. He now writes lw oks on “ How to Plant Com in Season,” and the like, beside other light fiction. Ceres said his farm was a delight to her eye—Melvin had been vamping again. June Smith, Lillian Straub and Margaret Templeton, had joined the ever popular club. Farmerettes. June Smith made a specialty of raising onions. Smith’s Onions being quite as popular as the Bermuda Onions. Margaret Templeton had lived in the city for a time but she could no longer resist the call of the wild, so she and her husband were running a large dairy farm which supplied all Greenville with milk and buttermilk. Lillian Straub not wishing to be left behind in importance had one of those ever popular places, a fruit farm. The people flocked to her home by the thousands during the summer months. Ceres said now she felt it her duty to mention Helen McClimans and Lucy Bailey, neither one of them were farmerettes, as they had married exceedingly weathy men, but their summer homes were in the country, and Ceres said she saw them occasionally, so she just saved some other god the trouble of mentioning them. She added that they spent their winters at fashionable Xcwjjort. Ceres then left as she had plenty of work to do everywhere in the world. Zeus then introduced the Muse of Tragedy, known as Meljjomene. She told me of Ivarea Beil, who had entered the ranks of tragediennes, and was then playing in the Mctroix litan. She was attempting to rival Sara Bernhardt and Julia Marlowe. but it takes many years to reach that high place in fame, so we could only wish her success in the future. After Meli omcnc had gone away. Zeus quickly introduced Enterpe, the goddess of charm. Enterpe at once mentioned a name with which I was familiar, that of Blair McCracken, better known as Bill. She told me that Bill was running a “Charm School” for Young Ladies at Honolulu. Right across the street from Bill. Josephine Muntz and Mildred Billig ran a unique shop and school. Tess Muntz was the teacher and taught her pupils how to vamp, and the best way to catch a husband, while Mildred Billig then took them in hand and told them how to use the “beautifiers. ” This was really a pleasant little colony. Enterpe then gave me a sweet smile, and she was gone. Fifty-four PENNERiAN-1921 “Athena”, Zeus announced in a very loud voice, because you sec she was quite important. Athena, the goddess of wisdom, was quite business like and came to the point at once. She told me of Dorothy Fell, our star pupil. Dorothy was dean of a Select School for Girls in Maryland, and her school was so exclusively select, that at least eight years entrance notice had to be given. Two of her most trusted teachers were Pearl Barbour and Marion Snyder. Pearl had specialized in Household Chemistry, and was making this subject a roaring success in the select school. Now Marion was only at the school at certain times, as she was interested in the life of the jjcoplc living in the mountains of the South, and spent much of her time among them, after which she came and told her pupils of the needs, and by this means she had won many advocates to her cause. Of course all this could not be done without more help, so La Verne Kcclen was corrcsjxmding secretary for the select school and her snappy advertisements had hcljx?d to make the school a great success. Another feature of this school that was not to be forgotten, was its football team, the first girls’ school in the country to have a football team, and the coach was Uarda Nickerson. When Uarda had the team lined up for action, she was sure it could beat any team of its size in the country. I asked Athena what she thought, and she agreed with me that it must be a good team. Athena then said she had much more to tell me, as our class had been greatly endowed with wisdom. Amy Wade was president of the United States. I was not in the least surprised, localise I had always been sure Amy would be a jxditician. Two more of my old friends were in the Cabinet. Frances Fitch was Secretary of the Women’s Department, which had only recently been organized, while Corinne Kennedy was Secretary of Interior, the position which demanded a great deal of work, but of course that wouldn’t worry Corinne. Athena then passed on to the Senate, and told me that Harry Runyan held full sway there as chief “argufier, ” and he often made speeches lasting a full day and a part of the night. Since Harry had always liked to argue, this was the best place possible for him. Another wise person of our class was Thelma Barrows, who was a prominent Los Angeles lawyer, and was widely known for never losing a case. Last but not least on Athena’s list came John Zellers, who was living in South America, but the United States still liked to claim him. John was a famous scientist, whose discoveries had caused the South American countries to give him honorary degrees. And in his spare time John drew charming little sketches, which were attracting much attention. Of course these successes of John were not in the least surprising as he always had been one of the more progressive meml ers of the class. I thanked Athena for her most welcome information, but Zeus, who was in a hurry, called two more of the Muses, whom he introduced as Clio the Muse of Praise, and Polymnia, the Muse of many Hymns. I knew about whom they were going to tell me, because Charles White could never have been anything except a minister. His church was one of America’s beautiful new churches that was being so widely discussed. Next they told me of Mary Gruber, who had become a missionary in Southern Africa, and her good work among the natives was certainly a blessing. She had been accompanied by Addie Fellnagle, who had charge of the music, and also taught the primary department of the school and Sunday-school. Clio, the Muse of praise, then told me of Mary Uber, who had become one of the foremost poets in America; she was assisted in this work by her old friend Ruth Bates, and they had written many attractive bits of poetry. Zeus then told me that it would be impossible for him or his helpers to tell me any more. I could not hide my disappointment, but he quickly reassured me by telling me that I would hear about the remaining members of my class from another source. Fifty-fire PENNt-RlAN-1921 Quickly and noiselessly a big machine that looked like a bird stood beside Zeus, and when the strange-looking passenger had alighted Zeus introduced him as Pluto, the God of the Underworld. Zeus then told me that he had communicated with Pluto, by means of a wireless thinking machine, which had only recently been completed by Cleatus Smock, who was chief electrician to Pluto. “Come quickly if you wish to go with me, and learn more of your friends, as I have no time to waste, ” Pluto ordered in a loud voice. When I stepped up to the queer looking machine, as Pluto had told me to do, I saw two more occupants. I asked the person in the back seat, what kind of a machine this was supposed to be. From the disgusted look he gave me, I knew I had made another blunder. “My latest invention of airplane,” was his lofty answer. The jxjrson in the front scat then turned around to see who was disturbing the peace by asking so many questions. This person was no other than Alda Henry, who was chief aviatrix for Pluto, on his plane that travelled between the Lower and upper Worlds. Before I had time to say anything she whispered to me to be careful what I said, as the person in the back scat was Fred Fellnagle, the inventor of this queer looking machine and I must not say anything to make him angry, or Pluto might refuse to answer the many questions I had to ask him. So I obeyed Alda and kept still until Pluto announced it was time to go. I turned to speak to Zeus and his followers before I left, but there was no one to be seen, everything was just as it had been when I first arrived. As the machine rushed through the air, I had a queer sensation, like that of going down the first dip on the scenic. As we crossed the river Styx the three-headed dog, Cerebrcus, began to bark and caused quite a commotion, but his keeper rushed out and quieted him. The machine was flying quite low, so it was very easy for me to recognize the keeper as Gladys Stoll. Pluto told me she was quite successful as the keeper. Since she had been there Cerebrcus had not barked at night, and did not keep the whole Kingdom awake. I had never been in such a gloomy looking place before. Pluto after giving orders to Alda about his airplane, offered to conduct me through his kingdom. I was quite grateful, because I would certainly have lost my way and perhaps fallen into the River Styx. One thing that seemed very strange to me, was that everyone floated through the air, rather than walked. Just as we floated around a comer, I bumped into a policeman; I took a second look and discovered it was a policewoman, and another of my classmates, Lucille Hays. I couldn’t imagine why they needed officers of the law in this place, so Pluto explained that a few centuries changed the ideas of the ixjople to such an extent that there was always a disagreement going on some place. It happened just at that moment, as if to prove Pluto’s statement, Alexander the Great, and George Washington floated by. They were having a very heated argument as to how the latest war should have been carried on. A bell rang in the distance, and Lucille said she knew that meant trouble for her and her helper. Marjorie button, who was just floating by with Julius Caesar. Caesar was under arrest for attempting to write another book, but Marjorie allowed him to go free and she floated along with Lucille. Pluto then said. “We might as well go and sec what the commotion is about.” “Right this way, the big auction. What am I bid for this?” was the sound that greeted our cars. I looked once, then I looked again. I was sure my eyes and ears were deceiving me, There in front of her real estate office was Helen Unger. Helen was not only a real estate agent but also an auctioneer, and her auctions, which occurred daily were certainly a menace to the peace-loving people of Pluto’s kingdom. I was going to try and speak to her, but she started to holler again, Fifty-six PENNERIAN'1921 “What am I bid for this, for this lovely casy-chair? Going—Going—Gone to Helen Kilner.” “Helen Kilner”? I said. “Oh yes”, Pluto replied, “she has charge of the boats running on the Styx River, and makes a very fine captain.” I was going to try and see I lelen Kilner but she floated away so fast I couldn’t catch up with her. And as for Helen Unger, she seemed to have quite a large supply of material to dispose of, so Pluto and I floated on. We soon came to a place that was enclosed by a high wall. I tried ever so hard to float high enough to get a good view of the other side, but I could only manage a little glimpse every once in awhile. Pluto explained that this was the “Rcvluc” Military Academy, and was conducted by a charming young person, Jane Whiteman. When he mentioned Jane, I tried so much harder to float a little higher, and after one great effort I managed to get up high enough to see Jane directing her students in floating military tactics, but Jane was so interested in her work that she never saw us peeping over the wall. Pluto now took the trouble to explain to me that many of the things which had surprised me so much, the auction and military school for examples, had only recently been introduced into his kingdom, so I could not judge everything by what I had read. Just before us apjjeared two figures, and they were floating along rather slowly, when I discovered that one of them was Dorothy McMillen, but I couldn’t imagine who her very much “dressed up” friend could be, so to satisfy my curiosity I went up and spoke to her, and she introduced her companion as Mary Ouecn of Scots. They were discussing the latest styles and asked me what I thought, but before I had time to think, much less say what I thought, the noiscst noise I had ever heard, came down the street, and stopjx'd right in front of me, and there was Donald Miller, the l cst fire chief Hades had ever known. He told me he had just heard that I was in the country, so he gave a little demonstration with his department in my honor. I certainly felt greatly honored. Before Donald could talk to me any longer he had to rush to the aid of some of the natives of Hades. Loud vcices come from a door-way as we floated past, and I looked to see who was the cause of such loud talking. There stood Lucus Stevenson and Aristotle, arguing as to how the government of the North Pole should be conducted, but as they were so interested I did not stop. But on the other side of the street I heard a more familiar sound, that of, “seven come eleven,”; there sat George Stover and “ Bill” Shakespeare, engaged in a quiet little game. I didn’t stop to find out who was winning, but I was sure George looked very pleasant. Just then a quiet figure floated up to us. and Pluto introduced Frank McKelvy, the best little spook he had. Pluto said he would leave me for a few minutes while Frank or “Spook” told me what he had discovered on his last spooking trip. But first Spook took me to the Ouijaphonc Exchange, and there I saw Martha Forcs-man, who had become a great ouija board fan. and had assisted in establishing this exchange. S|xx k told me to come with him. as he couldn’t talk when anyone else was listening. The night before he had been spooking in Chicago, and there in one of the world’s biggest theaters he had seen Ada Ashe and Margaret Bost, in vaudeville. They were known as the A B Acrobatic Girls, and Spook said he was sure they were ha ing a very successful season. While in Chicago he thought he might as well take in all the sights, so he visited the new hotel, which had just been opened and discovered that Edith Wagcnman and her husband were the proprietors, and were doing a rushing business. While Spook was standing in the lobby of the hotel, a handsome young man came in, and with him were four or five pretty girls. By Fifly-mtn PENNtlUAN-1321 listening very close he learned that this was Clair Hassen the popular matinee idol. Clair had taken the place of Eugene O’Brien, as a lover in the movies, and always had a number of admirers with him. As Spook floated out of the hotel, he saw a new structure across the street, so he floated over to investigate, and found out it was The Adams Gasoline House. The proprietor was Lena Adams and she was doing a very profitable business. Sjxx)k then quickly floated over to New York, and as he was going up Fifth Avenue, he saw a very attractive sight in one of the windows. It was a spring style opening, at Frank Dickinson’s Modiste Shop. Frank had won the hearts of all his customers, and then he won their pocketbook, by his pleasant smile. His was the most popular shop on Fifth Avenue for the debutantes, to get the latest styles. As Spook left the style opening, he saw a strange sight for New York, a cowboy was taking rapid steps up the street. Spook, thinking this might prove interesting floated along beside him, and when he managed to peer beneath his hat. he discovered it was Fay Kiser. Fay was having quite a time getting around, as he was used to his ranch, and he vowed that if he ever got out of the city he would never go back. Spook accompanied Fay to the station, and saw him safely started on his homeward journey. While he was standing at the station he saw Roberta Miller get off the train. And looking the other way Spook saw Anne Halliday get oflf of another train. Anne and Roberta recognized each other at once, and immediately they started to talk too fast. Spook said he had to listen very close to catch everything they said. Bunny was a traveling saleswoman for a large shoe manufacturing house in Pennsylvania, and she had just come up to New York to get a few orders. Anne then started to talk and Spook learned that Anne was buyer for a large importing house, and was leaving the next day for Paris to get the very latest styles. Spook said from their conversation he decided that both girls were so pleased with their work that they would never think of giving it up not even if they could marry the owners of the firms for which they worked. Spook decided this was all the information he could gather in one evening so he started home, but as he was floating quietly along through the air, he saw a familiar name on a big building,written with electric lights, Frank Bowers. Sj ook t hought this was Henry Ford’s factory, so he went to investigate, and by listening to a meeting of directors he was informed that Frank Bowers was now the owner of this famous automobile factory, and that his machines far surpassed that of any of the Ford models. Pluto came along just then and told me I had better hurry if I wanted to get home before dark, and I certainly wanted to, as I couldn’t imagine a place any darker than Hades in the daytime. I floated along lx side Pluto as fast as I could, and tried to thank him at the same time until I was decidedly out of breath. We finally reached the airplane and I crawled in lx'fore I said anything else. Pluto must have been in a great hurry, because he was gone before I could turn around and thank him. Alda started the airship and we were soon out in the light again. Up in mid-air she stopped the machine and told me this was where I got out. I told her she was mistaken, that there was nothing but clouds to land on, but nevertheless. after a great deal of arguing I decided I might as well get out, because I would much rather sit on a cloud than go back to Hades. When I looked over the edge of the machine my courage failed me, but after two of three false attempts I jumped, expecting cither to land on a cloud or else to fall and fall until I landed on the earth some place, I didn’t know where. I landed—on the floor! I gasped and looked around, and looked around and then I remembered I had been reading Greek and Roman Mythology when my imagination had started to run away. Well. I had caught my imagination, but it had certainly given me a long chase. Well, classmates, I have told you absolutely everything that was revealed to me, the onlv thing I regret is that I awakened too soon to find out what was going to be MY future. CHRISTINE REED Fifty-fight can't CLOPC that Wat, Cl At ft Vamped! In I lcmoriam Ltitlier McGinnis FcLrti ry 1920 Sixty Xixty-one THE STAFF JOHN E. ZELLERS Editor-in-Chief ROBERTA MILLER - Assistant Editor HELEN UNGER - Business Manager FRANK DICKENSON - Asst. Bus. Mgr. MARGARET HOST Athletic Editor HERBERT LYON - Asst. Ath. Editor Sixiy-two ATH LETICS Sixty-three PEN N ERLAN -1921 G. H. S. Athletic Association John E. Zellers.............President Paul Zundel........Vice-President Jane Whiteman...............Secretary Andrew Youngblood. ..Treasurer The season of 1920-’21 proved the most successful in the history of the High School, as far as the Athletic Association was concerned. To hasten the sale of season football tickets, a first class contest was organized by our very efficient treasurer, Mr. Youngblood. Thru the efforts of the officers in charge of this contest, over four hundred members were secured, the largest membership since the association was organized. The Seniors in Room 13 showed their color, when everyone in the room became a member, and thus winning the contest. We passed thru the football season at top speed, our team winning five of the eight games played. If accidents and hard luck had not set the team back, at least two more of the games would have been won by Greenville—the Franklin game was lost by only six points, points that should have been made up by Greenville three times over; and the Oil City game was lost only because our opponents won all the breaks. We enjoyed a very successful basketball season this year, both the boys’ and girls’ teams. The girls walked away with nearly everything they met, as did the boys—a fluke basket putting us out of the running at the tournament, not a bum team. The boys showed their class when they walloped Erie Academy twice, once on their own floor by nine points, also Monaca, Duquesne, and Franklin on their floor in the roughest game of the season. The large scores the girls piled up show the kind of team they had. The success of both teams must be credited to Mr. Picrotti, our coach. The spirit of the High School was shown when the girls’ basketball team wanted new jerseys and middies. Instead of drawing on the treasury of the association, they staged a two-act comedy, “Tommy’s Wife”, under the direction of Miss Bachcr. This netted them a large sum, over the cost of their suits. More of the spirit was shown when it was decided at the second meeting to organize a track team to represent the school in that line of athletics. It is yet too early to even predict the future of this team, but if the same spirit is shown in track as in football and basketball, our track team is bound to succeed. Back of all our athletic activities has been our Manager of Athletics, Mr. Hesse. He never failed to put spirit and fight in our teams, showing his real worth while coaching our football team. He is one of those real fellows who knows how to make the team work and win. yet when it is time for fun, can show the fellows how to have a good time. Sixty-four FGDTBALL PEN N ERIAN -1921 The Team of 1920 Officers Julius Wells, Captain Sydney Hesse, Head Coach Frank Dickinson, Manager Earl Seiple, Asst. Coach Personnel Frank Gathman, Capt’-Elect.....................Guard Howard Downs...................................Center Neale Raub.....................................Quarterback John Dunham....................................Tackle Lawrence Smith.................................Halfback Marion Nickerson...............................End Thomas Bell....................................Fullback Kenneth McClure................................Halfback Howard Little..................................End Julius Wells...................................Halfback Frank Dickinson................................End Miles West.....................................Tackle Cecil Patterson................................Guard Carl Madden....................................Tackle Glenn Babcock..................................Guard Edwin Fitch....................................End Earl Saul......................................End Paul Zundel....................................End Record Date Opponents G. H. S. Opponents Place October 2 Farrell 39 0 Home October 9 Franklin 6 12 Franklin October 1( Cambridge Springs 25 0 Home October 23 Elhvood City 6 0 Ellwood City October 30 Sharon 27 0 Home November 3 Fredonia Inst. 14 12 Home November 0 Grove City 0 35 Grove City November 13 Oil City 0 7 Home November 20 Eric (Cancelled) Erie Total 117 GG Sixty-Serf n PEN NERLAN'1921 Review of the Season The past football season was one of the most successful that Greenville High has ever exjx'rienccd, not so much in the matter of games won and lost, as in the pep and fight displayed and the spirit and team work developed for the coming season. Practice was first called on September 7th, and the largest squad that ever turned out reported for the team. The first few weeks of football training are anything but happy ones, as it is all work, without anything to show for it; nevertheless, the squad, instead of thinning out, grew until at the time of the opening game. 31 men were out, fighting for positions on the team. The first game was played at Packard Park on October 2nd, with Farrell High as our opponents. The boys from the mill town were no match for the Blue and Gold, who scored almost at will. Captain Wells, in their game made the longest run of the season, one of 55 yards, for a touchdown. The score when the whistle blew was 39-0. The next game, played at Franklin, was a tough one to lose, especially with the knowledge that we were defeated by a team decidedly inferior to our own. However there are no alibis to offer as with a little better generalship we would have emerged victorious. At that we had 0-0 for three quarters of the game but three quarters does not constitute a game as the boys found out to their sorrow. Just before the final whistle Franklin put over the winning touchdown and Greenville was on the short end of a 12-0 score. On October 16th, Cambridge Springs came to Greenville and also returned to Cambridge—a sadder but wiser team. The final score was 25-0 with our boys working as a well-oiled unit. The fourth game of the season was played at Ellwood City and was by far the best game of the season. In this game the team showed the kind of football they arc capable of playing. Their defense was impregnable and Ellwood never made two successive first downs. Bill took the ball over for the only score of the game in the third quarter and Greenville came out of the hardest fought game of the season victorious—Score 6-0. On October 29th, Sharon brought a big and heavy team to Packard Park, but they happened to strike the locals at their best and ran up against an offense that could not be stopped. At the start of the game Sharon kicked off to Greenville and the Blue and Gold started a march of 60 yards for a touchdown without losing the ball. The visitors were pitted against a team superior in every department and had no chance to score. The Grove City game was the one big black spot on the entire schedule. Xo one played especially poorly but the entire team had an off day and simply went to pieces. After holding the Gold and White scoreless for half the game, Greenville just fell apart and in the last half Grove City scored 35 points giving us the worst defeat of the year. The fact that the referee had three sons on the Grove City team may have had a certain effect on the morale of our boys. On November 13th, the best team of the season came to Greenville. Oil City had just defeated Franklin something like 54-0. The two teams were evenly matched, with little advantage on either side and for a larger part of the game the ball see-sawed back and forth. An intercepted forward pass proved fatal however, and was enough to win, the final score being 7-0 against us. Sixty-fight PENNERIAN-1921 On the day Ixjforc the Erie game, word was received that there was a foot of snow on the field and the game was cancelled. The success of the season was due more to the work of the entire squad and to the strength of the whole team than to the individual prowess of any one player or group of players. Each ]X sition was well and capably filled and there were no glaring weaknesses in any one place. However, at times the work of individuals stood out prominently as the playing of Smith and Saul at Grove City—Little at end against Oil City. Several substitutes were really first string men but had little chance to show because of the more cxj)erienced men on the squad. But from Englebaugh, Johnson, Heckman, Eckley and others, big things are exacted next year. With at least fourteen letter men back in school next year and an equal number of first string substitutes we will be able to start in on September 1st, just where we left off after the Oil City game last season. From the outlook at present we will have the strongest team that has represented G. H. S since the famous team of 1912—consisting of Lynch, Seiple. Keck, Downs and others. Sidney Hesse, Head Coach. Sixty-nine PLNNERIAN-1921 Varsity Men HOWARD DOWNS (“Ick”—Center)—Ick is one of the biggest men on the team. He loomed up on all occasions as a tower of strength and a tower he was. NEALE RAUB (“Dusty”—Quarterback)—Dusty was the lightest man on the regular team but he was one of the best. His head is harder than any headgear as was seen in any game. It will be hard for G. H. S. to get some one to fill Dusty’s place. JOHN DUNHAM (“Slim”—Tackle and Guard)—No small share of the season’s glory goes to Slim. He is the man that hits hard, low and often. LAWRENCE SMITH (“Dutch’’—Halfback)—Dutch is one of the main stays in the backline and the team will be indeed lucky if Dutch comes back to the “fold” next year. MARION NICKERSON (“Nicky” End)- Nicky is quick, hard, and a ready player on all occasions. More than one end who played against him this year proclaimed him the best High End in the country. THOMAS BELL (“T.B.’’—Fullback)—T. B. was the biggest man on the team. Having an ideal build for full back he was ever dangerous to his opponents and tore great holes in their defense. KENNETH McCLURE (“ Mac”—Halfback)— Mac plays a heavy game and hits the line like a bullet. He has played for High two years and just watch him next year. HOWARD LITTLE (“Bud”—Center Guard. End, Halfback and Quarterback)—Bud is the best all around man High school ever produced. Whenever there was a vacancy Bud was ready to fill the breach. JULIUS WELLS (“Julie”—Captain—Halfback)—Julie has the honor of having captained the best team which ever represented G. H. S. He surely was always ready to do his best. He was unfortunately forced out of the game because of injuries to his nose but nevertheless he kept up the morale of the team. MILES WEST (“Hinkle —Tackle)—Hinkle was our “upsetting force.” He had an ideal built for a tackle and played a good steady game. His loss will be severely felt next year. CECIL PATTERSON (“Red”—Guard)—The playing of Red at guard was remarkable, esixjcially in view of the fact that this was his first year. High School is very fortunate to have Red three more years. CARL MADDEN (“Madden”—Tackle)—Carl was one of the best tackles which the High School has ever turned out. Altho this was his first year he delighted Coach Hesse and the rooters with his snappy playing. GLENN BABCOCK (“Hogan”—Guard)—Hogan was always in the game up to his ears. He is an aggressive player who always docs his best. He is next year’s manager. Serenty PENNfclUAN-igai EDWIN FITCH (“Ed”—End)—Altho Ed is very light he showed great ability at end. He was particularly adept at catching forward passes. We’re expecting lots from him next year. FRANK DICKINSON (“ Dickey End)—Dickey played under great difficulty Ix'cause of his dislocated shoulder but he was always anxious to get into the game. Frank, being manager, was a good mixer and created a favorable impression abroad for our team. FRANK GATH MAN (“Heavy”—Guard)—Heavy—Heavy—Heavy. What Hi student doesn’t love and adore that name? He was the only player that played every minute of every game this season. He was so well thot of by the other members of the team that he was unanimously elected captain for next year. EARL SAUL (“Sauly”—End)—This was Sauly’s first year as a regular but he surely showed that he can be relied upon next year. He showed up especially well at Grove City this year. PAUL ZUNDEL (“Zundel” -End)—Zundel is another end who will be of great use next year. He also was unfortunate in receiving an injury to his knee which kept him out of the game for six weeks. 1921 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE October October October October October November November November 1—Grove City, at Home 8—Greensburg, at Grecnsburg 15—Cambridge Springs, at Home 22—Franklin, at Home 29—Sharon, at Sharon 5—Oil City, at Oil City 11—Elhvood City, at Home 19—Farrell, at Home Serenly-one PENNE iAN-1321 Mr. Sydney Hesse . 1 WAGER ATHLETICS Football Coach Sewnty-two PENNfcfBAN-1321 Boys' Basketball—1920- 21 Officers Neal Raub, Captain Raymond Pierotti, Coach Howard Downs, Manager Sydney Hesse, Faculty Manager Personnell Neale Raub.........................Forward Paul Zundel........................Forward Thomas Bell........................Center Lawrence Smith.....................Guard Marion Nickerson.....................Guard Robert Beil.........................Center Blair McCracken....................Forward Frank Dickinson....................Guard Carl Madden........................Guard Edwin Fitch........................Forward Bennie Kottraba....................Forward Date Opponents Record G. H. S. Opponents Place Pre-Season Alumni 23 25 Penn Hi Gym G runes Thiel Frcshies 20 19 Penn Hi Gym December 17 Kane 23 66 Kane December 18 Franklin 30 23 Penn Hi Gym December 31 Sharon 19 27 Penn Hi Gym January 7 Erie Academy 38 25 Penn Hi Gym January 14 Ellwood City 34 28 Penn Hi Gym January 21 Farrell 27 47 Farrell January 22 Fifth Ave., Pgh. 18 39 Penn Hi Gym January 26 Grove City 32 34 Grove City January 27 Kane 43 40 Penn Hi Gym January 28 Sharon 13 34 Sharon February 4 Mercer 33 18 Mercer February 5 Farrell 38 28 Penn Hi Gym February 11 Mercer 75 34 Penn Hi Gym February 18 Ellwood City 30 32 Ellwood City February 25 Monaca 47 19 Penn Hi Gym March 4 Grove City 36 23 Penn Hi Gym March 10 Farrell 26 27 Tournament March 17 Erie Academy 40 31 Erie March 22 Duquesnc 35 19 Penn Hi Gym March 29 Collegians 27 31 Tournament April 1 Franklin 28 21 Franklin Total 735 693 Serenty-fice PENNERIAN-1921 Individual Scoring Player Field Goals Raub 05 Zundcl 01 Beil 54 Bell 51 Smith 32 McCracken 3 Kottraba 3 Fitch 2 Nickerson 1 Dickinson 1 Englebaugh 1 Total 274 Fouls Total Points 165 out of 266 295 1 ” ” 3 123 108 102 21 out of 32 85 0 6 4 2 2 2 187 out of 301 735 Snenty-sir PEN NE1UAN -1921 5 . The Season s Re view The Greenville High School during the past season played one of the most strenuous basket ball schedules that a school of its size ever went up against. They played 23 games winning 13 and losing 10. They made a total of 735 points and their opponents 093. They played better teams last year than they ever had before and held their own better than would have been expected. Before the regular season started the team played the Alumni and Thiel Freshman. They lost to the Alumni and won from the Thiel Freshman. These games served merely to allow the coach to get a line on his men and find out their real worth. Then the team went to Kane and took a bad beating; this seemed to be good for them because they came back the next night and defeated Franklin who is an old rival. Sharon then defeated them in a hard fought game Erie Academy came to Greenville with a highly praised team, full of confidence, which the High School proceeded without much hesitation to take out of them. The next week G. H. S. added another scalp to her belt by defeating Elwood City. The next night they went to Farrell and were beaten. This only made them work the harder. Then they faced the best team of the year, Fifth Avenue High of Pittsburgh. Greenville although out classed put up a fine game. The next week was a hard one for the players. Wednesday they went to Grove City and were beaten by two l oints. They came home and took revenge ujx n Kane for their defeat earlier in the season, and the next night they went to Sharon, tired out but hoping against fate that they might be able to win. The three games on three nights proved too much and they lost. The next week they won two games. One from Mercer at Mercer, and one from Farrell at home. Then they beat Mercer bad at Greenville. After a substantial lead had been gained, the mascot Benny Kottraba was put in and made three baskets in three minutes. This is almost a record, according to Benny. Elwood City was played next and we were defeated. Then Harry Pebly who is a former Greenville man brought up the High School team of Monaca. This team was supposed to be good but we disposed of them as easy as we did most of the rest. Grove City came to Greenville the week before the Tournament and we took a fall out of their hopes. Then the tournament. A special train was run and the whole High School must have gone. We were ahead of Farrell most of the time, but at the end of the time we were tied. An extra period was played and Farrell by making two field goals, one of them lucky, won. G. H. S. could only make a field, and one foul. We made up for this by defeating Erie on their home floor by nine jx ints. Then the Duqucscne Unversity High team was bowled over by our wrecking crew. The Greenville Park Athletic Association had a tournament for the three teams of Greenville. Thiel was defeated by the Collegians and then the Collegians defeated High School by four points. The season ended by a win over Franklin at Franklin. Next year almost the same team will represent G. H. S. on the floor. Raub being the only regular to leave. High School will go after that tournament next year like a starved dog goes after a bone. Nothing will stop them for they feel that they were robbed of the cup this year by a single lucky shot. The graduating class wishes them luck and promises them their full support at all the games. Sertnlj saen PEnSS IAN-1921 Varsity Men Neale Raub—“Dusty”, the only man left of the “Stanton, Christman, Raub Combination, lived up to his reputation of the fastest forward in Mercer County. He played a wonderful game all season and wound up the season by playing the best games of his career against Farrell at the Mercer County Tournament, and Academy High at Erie. Neal will not be back next year and he will certainly be missed. He made 65 field goals and 165 fouls making a total of 295 points. Paul Zundel—“Zundel” was the lightest man on the team but he was one of the best. He was second in number of field goals making 61. he shot one foul, therefore his total scoring for the season was 123 points. Zundel did not get the chance he deserved until the latter part of the season but when he did get his chance, he played until the end of the season. He will be with us next year which is good luck for Penn High. Robert Biel—“ Diz” was one of the standbys from last year. He has an ideal build for center and uses it to a good advantage. He was handicapcd because of his weak eyes but nevertheless he made 54 goals, making a total of 108 points and being third in scoring. Lawrence Smith Dutch ”, our old reliable roving guard was at it again. He sneaked up when no one was watching and—Zing—the ball was thru the basket. He was always on the job at a critical moment and his passing to the forwards was steady at all times. Dutch made 32 field goals and 21 fouls making a total If 85 points. Tom Bell—This was Bell’s first year at High School basketball. He played forward, center, or guard and played them all with equal adeptness. He made 51 field goals. We have learned from a reliable source that “T. B.” is coming to Penn High next year. This will be a great help to our athletic aspirations. He was always a hard worker and was in there giving his best to the game every minute. Marion Nickerson—“Nick”, played a consistant game as stationary guard during the season and his splendid interference at all times prevented the opposing teams from scoring. He is another man who gives his best at all times, and Greenville High School is indeed fortunate to have him. He and Raub were chosen by the various newspapers in the county to play on an imaginary all-county team. Nick will be back next year along with the rest and we look for him to make a better showing than he did this season. The subs, McCracken, Fitch, Dickinson. Madden, Englebach all played a fine game when the occasion demanded that they be given a chance. Dickinson was a regular last year but on account of injuries to his shoulder during the football season was only able to play in a few games. McCracken showed up in fine shape esj ecially at Kane. Fitch shows promise of being a real comer for next year. Madden and Englebach were used at various times and show great signs of being mainstays next year. They arc both big men and the game requires big men to play it. Then last but not least comes our Mascot, Benny Kottraba. Though he is small he is going to be a star someday. He got into two games and made three baskets. He played against Mercer and Monaca. We hope that putting him in these games will not spoil him for he is still young and has lots to learn. Seitnly-eight m. Girls’ B.B. ---------- H o w y e- Fo ic’o. P - h C| C thir K dAnbtt O AC H Ash C r ’SI 5a YOf(? C e re« HOYS' BASKETBALL TEAM PENNERLAN-1921 Girls Bas ketball—1920 Officers Ada Ashe, Captain Raymond Pierotti, Head Coach Roberta Miller, Manager Merab Gamble, Asst. Coach Personnel Roberta Miller...........................Forward Eleanor Home.............................Forward Uarda Nickerson..........................Forward Marian Snyder............................Center Myrtie Dimmick...........................Center Margaret Bost............................Guard Ada Ashe.................................Guard Ruth Hintz...............................Guard Record Date Opponents G. H. S. Opponents Place December 31 Kane 10 8 Penn Hi Gym January 7 Mercer 7 8 Mercer January 8 Niles 3 11 Niles, Ohio January 22 Erie Bus. College 37 1 Penn Hi Gym January 27 Meadville 51 4 Penn Hi Gym February 4 Franklin 12 26 Franklin February 5 Meadville 22 17 Meadville February 11 Oil City 19 12 Oil City February 18 Franklin 13 14 Penn Hi Gym February 25 Mercer 17 6 Penn Hi Gym February 26 Linesville 31 2 Linesville March 9 Niles 11 11 Penn Hi Gym March 11 Macdonald Hi 34 3 Macdonald, Ohio March 12 Macdonald All Stars 23 3 Macdonald, Ohio March 18 Oil City 13 9 Penn Hi Gym Total 303 135 Individual Scoring Player Field Goals Fouls Total Points Miller 35 24 94 Horne 37 74 Nickerson 0 0 Snyder 0 18 Dimmick 24 48 Bost 31 7 69 Ashe 0 0 Hintz 0 0 Time Played Bost........................................56 Quarters Home........................................50 Quarters Miller............................ 46 Quarters Ashe........................................46 Quarters Snyder......................................30 Quarters Dimmick.....................................37 Quarters Nickerson...................................11 Quarters Hintz....................................... 3 Quarters Eighiy-tuo PENNOUAN-1921 5s Girls Baske tball—Season 1920- 21 As basketball is the only sport open to the girls of the high school, it has assumed great importance and much enthusiastic interest has been shown by the majority of the girls. It was due to this fact and the excellent team work of the class teams that the strength of our Varsity was greater than any previous year. With Ashe, Bost, and Miller from last year’s team and the vacant positions so capably filled by Horne, Snyder, and Demmick, we had the finest girls’ team in the Country. This fact is proven by reviewing our schedule, which shows that out of sixteen games, we won ten, lost four, tied one. and a forfeit by Kane. “Fat”, our husky Captain, led her team through the most successful season the Girls’ team has ever had. “ Fat ” was the “ Finn ” standing guard, and it was due to her remarkable ability at this position that our opponents were kept from scoring on our team. As Ada is a Senior, her departure from the team will cause a vacancy that will be hard to fill, and will also end the guard combination of “Bost and Ashe,” which worked so successfully the past two seasons. “Peggy,” the shooting guard, finished her basketball career with the G. H. S. very successfully. Her playing throughout the past four years with the Varsity has l ccn very dexterous, and this past season cs| ccially she has shown remarkable skill, not only in keeping her opponents from scoring, but also in caging goals from the field. We cannot refrain from stating the fact that she received praise for her clever dribbling and handling of the ball, even from her opponents and we regret greatly that Peg had played her last year with the Varsity. Her position of running guard will be one hard to fill in the manner in which it has been by Peggy, our former Captain for 1920, and Manager for 1919. The departure of Bunny, that little forward whom all opponents dreaded to guard because of her quickness and accuracy in shooting, also leaves a gap in the team which will be hard to close. Roberta joined the Varsity last year which has profited greatly by her presence. As Manager she worked hard for the team and deserves much credit for the good schedule arranged, as well as for the many points she added to the score. Roberta showed cleverness and skill not only in shooting field goals, but also fouls, which helped greatly in the winning of many games. This season opened with a vacancy at center, which was hard to fill, due to the many applicants for that position. The honor was finally divided between Marian and Myrtie, each playing about the same number of quarters. Marian, a Senior, must be complimented upon her “all-round” playing, not only being able to shoot, but also showed excellent defensive work. Although this is Slyrtic’s first year, she was a very formidable opponent and added much to the score by the dexterity of her long shots. Both were excellent centers and although we are sorry to lose Marian, we arc very fortunate in having Myrtie remaining with us. Uarda, our reliable sub, came to the rescue many times and very capably filled any position necessary and will be greatly missed in the coming year. Eleanor, our other little forward and Captain-elect for next season, deserves much praise, not only for her ability in shooting from the most difficult angles of the floor, out also for her excellent team work. At the beginning of the season, there were many trying for the position of running forward, but it was finally won by Eleanor, due to her adeptness at anything she tries. We are glad Eleanor has two more years with us, and wish her much success in leading next year’s team to Victory. Eighty-tkrt? CHARON O GrtS Oc: 30 20 DR AM AT ICS Eighty-strfn “THE ARRIVAL OF KITTY” Caste William Winkler...................................................John Zellers Aunt Jane, his sister....................................................Helen Unger Jane, his niece...........................................................Jane Whiteman Bobbie Baxter............................................................Frank Dickinson Benjamin Moore..........................................................Melvin Blair Ting, the bell boy......................................................Donald Miller Sam, the porter.........................................................George Stover Kitty Benders........................................................Christine Reed Suzette, Aunt Jane’s maid..............................................Roberta Miller Pep! That does not half express it. “The Arrival of Kitty” was just one continuous scream. It began with a bang and kept on until the very end. It has been considered by play goers of Greenville to be the greatest success of any play produced by any Senior Class. Miss Bacher chose characters who seemed to have been just made for their parts. We exj ect Frank Dickinson to be opposing Julian Eltinge as a female impersonator. Jane Whiteman as a leading lady was a great hit. Then John Zellers, “the gayest old sport who ever opened a bottle of pop”. Christine Reed in the title role lived up to her “rep” as a real, live actress. As for Melvin Blair, he certainly astonished us with his splendid impersonation as a man of the world. Then, there was Helen Unger. Oh boy!-------------—Don’t ever try it in real life, Helen, it may not turn out so well. George Stover as the colored porter full of pep, was always in trouble and looking for Christmas presents. His witty remarks at opportune moments furnished the audience with plenty of laughs. Donald Miller made a peach of a bell-boy. Really Donald we wonder if you have ever had practice at this profession. Then last, but not least, Roberta Miller, the sweet little maid, whose presence on the stage at frequent intervals made the play. Now that this splendid caste has proved so efficient in Greenville it is exacted that it will go on tour (?) around the country and again make a name not only for itself, but for dear old Penn High as well. Eighty-nine X -Zl. PENNER1AN-1921 c- EADER-S Vea Team—Yea Team—Yea Team Fight Fight Fight Wreck’em Greenville will shine to-night Greenville will sihne We’ll shine in beauty bright. All down the line. We’re all dressed up to-night That’s one good sign. When the sun goes down And the moon come up Greenville will shine Rif Raf Ruf Rif Raf Ruf G. H. S. Pretty hot stuff Eh Sharon? Who’s goin’ to win? Who’s goin’ to win? Who’s goin’ to win NOW? We’re goin’ to win. We’re goin’ to win We’re goin’ to win HOW? E-A-S- Y Thats the way you spell it, Here’s the way you spell it. Here’s the way you yell it— EASY' Whooper up, whooper up, Whooper up some more. Greenville High has the team That every one adores. She has the rep, She has the pep. She surely plays the game. She is not ruff She is not tuff But she gets there just the same. What’s the matter with the team? Thcy’r all right. Who’s all right? The TEAM. Nine rahs for the team— Rah rah rah Rah rah rah Rah rah rah! T earn—T earn—T earn T—E A—M T—E A—M T—E A—M T earn—Team—T earn Blue Gold Blue Gold Blue Gold Blue and Gold Tune America— There arc no flies on us There are no flics on us No flics on us. There may be one or two Great big black flies on you, There arc no flies on us. No flies on us. YELL: Nintiy on PENNEl A.N-1921 There arc no Hies on us There are no flies on us, There may lx; flies on some of you guys, But there are no flies on Greenville High Well. Well, Well, You never can tell We may beat you yet All to hellablie, bli, bins, Altho we’re not allowed to cuss. Nevertheless we must confess That we belong to G. H. S. Three cheers for Greenville Greenville must win. Fight for the victory never give in. Rah, rah, rah. You do your best boys We’ll do the rest boys, Fight for the victory. Rah—Rah—Rah Hand me down my bonnet Hand me down my shawl, Hand me down my calico dress I’m going to the calico ball. First she gave me honey. Then she gave me cake, Then she gave me gingerbread for kissing her at the gate. Oh! as we go marching. And the band begins to P L A Y You can hear the people shouting Greenville High will win to-day. Ninety-two PENNERIAN-1921 M rs. Adolphsen Mrs. Adolphsen left us at the end of our Sophmore year to take up her life work as a missionary in India. We regretted very much to lose such a splendid teacher and friend, but we arc indeed proud to have given her up to such a life of service and sacrifice. The entire class of 1921 join in wishing her the best success and happiness in the future. Ninety-three VtARL Wash I) Ay, On Thc R OC KS ►Snaps of India byM rs. Adolpliscn PENNEi fcA.N'1921 Vacation Gee! But ain’t us kids all glad When vacation comes ’eround; No more ’rithmetic to do— Throw ver books down on the ground! Call old Fido—get ver gun— An’ the fellers—now lets run— Where the woods is stretchin’ cool— Ain’ eher glad there Ain’t no school! Listen fellers, I know where There’s the bigges’ trout-cn say— Bct’cher you don’t know the place Where it’s nices fer to play— Look out, Hank—yer gun—it’s cocked! Oughter seen the ball I knocked! Bet it knocked old Skinny cool! Ain’cher glad we ain’t in school! School Again School again! Vacation’s done. Ding it—can’t have any fun— Lcss’n we play hookey, ’nen Feared to go to school ergain— ’Cause you know the teacher’ll say, “Where wuz you all yesterday? ’An’ why weren’ you here at school?” ’Nen he licks you—deni ole fool. Like to kill the sucker who Made up grammer. Wouldn’t you? ’Rithmetic an’spcllin’ bee— Writin’ an’ geograph}’— Through the doors the meadows look Better’n any spellin’ book. Gosh! The swimmin’ hole is cool, Gotta pass it up fer school. Teacher says the Time does fly, Let me tell yer, he ain’t spry— When it’s school time; he’s as slow ’S if he don’t know how to go. Wisht I wuz that bumblebee Buzzin’ ‘round that cllum tree, Or a tadpole in the pool— They don’t have to go to school. Gosh! We got a half hour more!— Sec ole Skinney through the door? He played hookey yesterday— Scared to come to school. Oh, say. Only got ten minutes—then We’ll be playin’ out ergain— Skinney’s sure a good ole scout— Hey there, Skinney— School's let out! X indy-six —Exchange. D IN L TALK Xinrfy-sertn PEN N E'RIAN '19 21 Preface to Joke Section We want everyone to understand that it was not our wish that we write the preface to this Joke Section, which, by the way. is nothing but a bunch of lies, we are sure. So please don't try to take your revenge out on us. We will be very glad to allow you to have any jokes you can find in this section. We were told that there were some, but personally, we can’t find them. The best jokes will not be found in this section. We reserved them to be respectfully presented to Professor Hoesch, so next year’s Seniors will not be compelled to listen to the same ones we did. While preparing this section, many facts were turned in about some of you that had to be left out —they would ruin the decency and respectableness of our book. So don't think we exjjosed you to our uttermost. The facts you will find in this section were given to us by your friends, your teachers and your lx?st girl— we must have you right. We tried hard to leave out some of the facts, but it was impossible. We found it would lx? treating the slandered too unjustly. In writing this preface, we give up our life reputation. We hope you will be lenient when dealing with us, as perhaps you will when you know that the only persons who were willing to write this section were indecent, so don’t blame us. In parting, we desire to request those who gave us these slanders to apply for them at once and remove them from our sight. Sindy-fighl PEN NERiAN-1921 A Pressing Engagement OR The Disappointed Suitor I Twas a cold, bleak night somewhere between the middle and center of Dcc-ember, when F. R. Dec HAD PUT the cows and piggies to bed and was ready—nay, anxious to caper across the landscape to sec his sweetheart, Amelia dc Lcathcr-spiggus. The beautiful wind was blowing with such unlistened to furiosity that the moon could scare crawl across the purple sky. In fact, to tell the sordid truth, it was creeping, ever creeping, on its hands and knees, while the little clouds fluttered and flitted about spasmodically struggling to keep out of each others and also their own way. The clouds, however, were very fleecy, not a bit like B. V. D’s, so they were probably quite warm; at least so thought F. R. Dee. Well, to presume. Our hero was crossing the golden fields of unplowed clover, and every minute—yes, every second, he was nearing his vicinity—er—affinity. And how frisky he felt as he thought of the hour to come, for was this not the night he was to recite from memory Love’s old story, ever new? It was. With one ear tight shut he could hear his wild hoof beats—that is, his sweetheart’s as that organ galloped playfully round and round his lungs. Oh. sweet and blissful rapture! II Very quietly and silently he stopped into the massive and also quite large drawing room—for his sweetheart’s father was a dentist—and hat in jiockct and pocket in coat, he sat down on the large, stuffed sofaflufTy, and because of his excitement he kept awake for several hours, while the sweet young object of his sublime adoration probably did many and various things with rouge and lipstick. To while away the ecstatic hours he watched the seconds pitter-patter around his Ingersoll, but how they dragged! Several times F. R. Dee thought he heard them drag their feet, the little rascals. Ah, what was that? Could it be the carpet on the stairs, or was it—could it be—could it be Amelia de Leatherspiggus her own true self? Silently could be heard the dainty rustle of footsteps and the quaint patter of skirts. Ah! ’twas she, the captor of his heart and several other things. How she thrilled him with divine anticipation and hopeful joy! Ill “And I have come to ask a great and noble thing of you, a sacrifice it is true, but my happiness is dependent upon your answer. I entreat you to allow me to press my suit, were his exquisitely eloquent and splendidly stated words. With widlv pulsating acsophagus he awaits her reply—hours seem to flit by in each second—he hangs upon her next words till they nearly choke him— “Why certainly” she says, rising (oh tranquil bliss) “I’ll get you our electric iron right away. ” THE HORRIBLE END Sinriii-nint AFull. Load � S rv il Oh! Mov Cute AlNl Wf C DTE ? PENN£iUAN-1321 Senior Miss Bacher—Class, do you know what will be the main thing that will prevent the aeroplane from being used as extensively as the automobile.' The law of gravitation; I would prefer riding from Pittsburgh to Erie in an automobile rather than in an aeroplane. Frank Dickinson—But then you have the law of acceleration to consider. Ivorca Beil (to Mr. Hoesch)—I have to get the names of all the pupils who sit in this room on hard pajxr. Ask Thelma Barrows what kind of a sensation is produced by falling off the chair in a shoe-shining parlor—or ask the shine boy. Clair was telling Stella that his class ring had been ordered. Stella—And may I wear it? Clair—It hasn’t’come vet, but I’ve another one you may wear. Stella—What kind is it'? Clair—A camisole. Miss Dickey—Uarda, who was Ganymede? Uarda—She was the son of Electra. too. Frank Bowers had the hickuj s. Miss Thompson—Frank, you’d better get a drink. A voice from the rear; He’s had one too many now. Mr. Smith says that one student came to him and said he couldn’t find “ow” on the typewriter. Pearl Barbour (seeing a sign “ Detour” along the road)—How far is it to that place ? From Burke’s speech on conciliation with America—“Ardent affection is always a jealous affection.” Miss Bacher—Jane, is that true; have you ever experienced ardent affection? Donald Miller—I’m sure I never had any experience, so I don’t know. Melvin Blair (talking about Calcium Oxide)—There is still water in it. (We wonder if he ever saw any containing running water.) Peg Bost and Ada Ashe love the odor of burning leaves, so. like the foolish children that they arc, they burned a lot of leaves and tried to keep the smoke in fruit jars until Christmas. They failed. Q. E. D. Miss Gamble—See Miss Bacher? She’s a regular dynamo. Miss Loser—Why so? Miss Gamble—Everything she has on is charged. Miss Dickey—Mr. Hoscch. I bet you five dollars you can’t say the Lord’s Prayer. Mr. Hoesch—“ Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep--------------” Mr. Dickey—“Here, take the money; I didn’t think you could do it. ” Doc. met a man coming out of the cemetery the other day. “What’s the matter,” Doc. asked? “Is someone dead?” To which the other fellow replied. “They’re all dead.” One Hundred One PENNERIAN-1921 After the water is all evaporate, it is piled up to dry, said Fred. Dorothy Fell may be smart, but she’s the one person in the Senior Class who has an acid-proof head. Jane Whiteman—Do you use washing soda in baking? Christine Reed— I didn't know there was Hydrogen Sulfid in rotten eggs; I’m not going to eat any more. Miss Loser—“Girls, get your wraps, and boys.” Prof.—“What is a Yracuum?” Student—“ I have it in my head, but can’t explain it.” J. E. Z. (morning after Elk’s Minstrels)—“ What did you come to school this morning for, Zcke?” Zeke—‘“Cause I couldn’t sleep at home.” Miss Dickey—“I always use 3, 4, and 5, because they are smaller than anything larger. ” I hear your son is on the football team. Do you know what position he plays?” 1 “I’m not sure, but I think he’s one of the drawbacks.” Some i eoplc, when they come in the room make me so nervous I just throw up the sponge. Soph.—“Say, did you ever take chloroform?” Fresh.—“No, what period does it come?” Doe —“Please don’t bother me for I’m just like little boys with their red wagons. ” Doc. (when Charles White made a mistake in recitation)—“What are all these hands up for, Charles?” Charles—“ Something’s the matter. ” One Hundred Tiro PEnSIBEAN-1921 Alphabet A is for Ada, who in guarding wasn’t slow. B is for Blair who with Bertha does go. C is for Clair our ladies’ delight. I) is for Dickinson whom we all think is clever. E is for Elbert who docs tickle the keys. F is for Fred who for Gladys did fall. G is for Golden with baby eyes of blue. II is for Halliday who is so cute and coy. I is for Ivarea the girl with the long brown curls. J is for the Joslin twins who delight us all. K is for Keelcn and Kennedy who to Shenango do go. L is for Lyon whose mouth is always going. M is for Mushrush who is very fond of Stanley. X is for Nickerson and Mitchell the Loveable pair. O is for Others we do not know. P is for people who bothers us so. Q is for questions we know nothing about. R is for Reed who for Julius does pine. S is for Smith who sure is divine. T is for Tcss who is so fond of the teams. U is for Uber who is so very petite. V is for Virgil—a son of a gun. W is for Williams a pupil so bright. X is for Xite until we meet you next time. Z is for Zcllors who for Zclda does shine. FINIS H. U. On'Hundred Three PENNKftiAN-1921 Did It Ever HappenToYou? Characters: lie and She. Place: The Davenport. Time: 11 o’clock. He (After long silence): “Well, guess I’ll have to be going.” She (quickly): “Oh, please don’t.” He: “You do like me, don’t you?” She (rapturously): “Oh, Oswald!” He: “You darling!” Long silence. The clock ticks furiously. She (sighing): “It must be awfully late.” He (gazing into the fire): “ Look at the funny castle. ” She: “Isn’t it dear?” He (waking up): “It isn’t half as dear as you arc. ” She: “Oh. Oswald!” Long silence. The clock chimes the half hour. She (Startled): “Oswald, you must go. It’s half past eleven. He (regretfully): “ Oh, well. ” Short silence. She (suddenlv): “Oh! You mustn’t do that!” He: “Why not?” She (irrelevantly): “ Your face is awfully rough. ” He (indignatly): “Well, it oughtn’t to be. I just:------------ —” Sudden thump overhead. She (frightenedly): “Oh. Oswald.” He (apprehensively): “Was that your father?” Starts toward door. She (following closely): “Oh, he always does that.” He (somewhat reassured): “You darling.” She: “Oh, Oswald.” He (drawing deep breath): “Well, I must go.” She: “ Well----------------:---. ” Brief period of absolute noiselessness. He (pleadinglv): “Just one more. ” She (weakly):' “No.” He (masterfully): “Yes.” Clock chimes twelve. She: “Oh, listen!” He: “Great guns, I must go.” Short silence. He: “Well----------.” She: “ I wish you didn’t have to go.” He (generously): “ I’ll come again some time.” She. “Oh, Oswald.” Tremendous thump from above. He: “ Holy smoke! There’s your father again.” Searches wildly for hat and coat and struggles into same. He (brusquely): “Well, good night.” She (softly): “Good night, Oswald.” Short silence He: “What kind of powder is that?” One Hundred Fire PENNfttAN-1921 She (ingeniously): “ Djer Kiss. ” He: “You darling.” She: “Oh. Oswald.” Utter quiet. He (reluctantly): “Well-------1 guess I’ll have to go.” She: “Well--------I’m awfully sorry.” Complete silence. He: “ We-1-1.” She: “We-1-1.” She: “Good night, Oswald.” Silence. She (suddenly): “Oh.” He: “Well, good night. I’ll call you up some time.” She. “All right.” He: “Goodnight.” She: “Goodnight.” The door slams. In commercial Law Class (A case was being discussed in class dealing with a pair of false teeth. Ivarea Beil—“Well, what state were those teeth made in.”? Mr. Hoesch—“What does the cow make from the plant which it eats?” Class—“Milk.” Mr. Hoesch—“What else? Class—“Milk.” Mr. Hoesch—“Anything else?” Bill McCracken—“ Buttermilk. ” Mr. Dickey —(absent from school on Tuesday afternoon, November 30, 1920) said that he had to go to the Shermansville. There was a public sale there. ” Doc. Hoesch—“Melvin, what does H. C. L. stand for?” Melvin—“I’ve seen it in some way connected with the High Cost of Living or Loving).” One Hundred Siz PENNtfHAN-1921 Chemistry Lectures By “Doc.” Hoesch (In study hall to Miles West)—“How about your Physics? Have you seen about making it up?” “I’m taking Chemistry now.” “You students certainly get things turned around. You should take Physics before taking Chemistry. Its just like putting on your overcoat and your underwear over it. ” If you put one foot in the bathtub and burn it, don’t stick the other one in and burn it too. I want to caution you students. There is one thing you never want to do under any circumstances and that is to empty this pencil sharpener. Some one lend me a book.—My oh my! I can’t use that one. It’s loaded and I’m afraid it might blow me up. You are just like the little boy, who, when he got his first pair of shiney red boots, took hold of his boot straps and tugged and tugged and then went to his mamma, wondering why he couldn’t lift himself off the ground. Now, students, I have a purpose in telling this nonsense, for out of my nonsense you may be able to get a little sense. Now students, this is ars-an’-nick. “ Five score and four years ago, the gods brought forth in Eric County a new spirit, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men arc created equivocal. Now he is engaged in a great civil strife, testing whether that spirit or any spirit so conceived and so dedicated can long endure in Greenville. He is met on a great battle field of that war. He is met to dedicated a portion of it as the final resting place of those traits of character which here gave their lives that that spirit might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that he should do this. But in a larger sense, he cannot dedicate, he cannot consecrate, he cannot hallow this place. The strong traits living and dead which struggled here have elevated it far above his power to aid or alter. The world will little note nor long remember what he said here, but we can never forget what he did here. It is rather for him to highly resolve that these honored dead shall not have died in vain, that the spirit shall have a new birth of freedom of Sf eech, and that the spirit of Mr. Hoesch shall not jxirish from his life.” —From Grove City College “Ouija.” One Hundred Seven The Bung FORE ■ St.V CM c w Af p The Piamut Club Hcko V WI Hello Gang- PENNfclHAN'1921 Things That H ave No Limit Dr. Hoesch’s vocabulary Alda Henry’s ambition Zeke Lyon’s dates. Ann Hallidav’s supply of gum. Melvin Blair’s ballings out. Frank Bower’s speed in Shorthand. Merab Gamble’s well of red ink. Mary Gruber’s string of fellows. June Bugs at staff meetings. Christine Reed’s demand for a powder puff. The Greenness of the Freshman class. The noise in room 13. Bun Miller’s basketball spirit. Frank Dickinson’s poetic ability. Helen Unger’s talkativeness. Peg Best's giggle. Dorothy Fell’s knowledge. Mr. Gcrberick’s chapel announcements. Ada Ashe’s willingness to laugh. John Zeller’s bossiness. La Verne Keelen’s trips to Shenango. Franklin Hawk’s popularity with the girls. Jane Whiteman’s love scenes. Donald Miller’s daily “love letters.” Gladys Stoll’s Ford rides. Corrinne Kennedy’s daily walks. Fay Kiser’s love for the ladies. June Smith’s charm. Frank Bower’s ”gas”. The dullness of the Virgil Class. PROFESSOR HOESCH’S PRIVATE STILL A G G U L I R N E N U D BRAN D Y E N B Y E P B E V H E 0 D E T E R I R U R T C M O TINE One Hundred Nine PENNtfttA.N'1321 Woo s Woo God-father—“Boofer Dicky” God-mother—Miss Bachcr Mascot—Donald Miller Dude—Franklin Hawks Model Boy—Fred Fellnagle Model Girl—Dorothy Fell Time Killer—Blair McCracken Woman Hater—Clair Hazcn Man Hater—Eva Saul Teacher’s Pet—Ivarea Beil Biggest Bone Head—Zeke Lyon Best Looking Girl—Ada Ashe Best Looking Boy—Frank Dickenson Wittiest Girl—Peg Bost Wittiest Boy—Cleatus Smock Ugliest Boy—John Zellers Ugliest Girl—Roberta Miller Lady Killer—Fay Kiser Man Killer—LaVem Keelen Fattest—Zeke Lyon Thinnest—Thelma Barrows Most Timid—Benny Bowers Most Bold—Charles White Best Porter—George Stover Bad Boy—Lucus Stevenson ONE STUDENT’S PRAYER IN CHAPEL The teacher is my foe; I shall not want. He maketh me to sit in misery; He leadeth me in the aisles of Flunkers. He restoreth my hate for him; He leadeth me in the paths of false love for his sake. Yea, though I walk to the Study Hall with the chance of not reciting, I fear his evil eye: he sitteth beside me: his eyes j)oint daggers at me: his tongue discomforts me. He orders a test before me in the presence of Basket-Ball practice: I continue shooting baskets and fouls; my mark runneth below passing. Surely to goodness, he shall not follow me all the days of my life: or I shall dwell in the workhouse for ever. JOKES Ethel Joslin—“The Union forces captured 700 men and 1000 arms.” Mr. Smith (in chorus) — “You’ll have to go upstairs; I see the second floor coming down. ” Doc—“Henry, what kind of salts are there?” Henry—“Normal and abnormal.” Melvin Blair—“I don’t exactly know what residue is left after heating HCL, but I can tell you the residue that’s left when you heat dynamite. ” Miss Bachcr—“Neale, I want you to come in this evening and take that test; you're the only one besides the other two girls. ” One Hundred Ten PEN N ERIAN -1921 Doc Hocsch—44 The sod runs right up to the edge of the lake. ” Jane Whiteman—“Wouldn’t it be spectacular to see the sod running around that way?” Juniors, has Doc told you the story about the bee that makes honey and puts it in a six sided milk pail and covers it up? On February 2, 1021, Melvin Blair arrived at school at 8:4o; tenth wonder of the world. We wonder if, when Doc dismisses the girls section in Chemistry, he tells them he will “ hold them for just a minute, ” or if he says for an hour. Mr. Iloesch says you put Baking Power in bread to make it rise; the girls tell us. J. E. Z.—Marion, you’re going to get your picture taken this afternoon. Marion—Oh! Do we have to bring our middies to school ? Amy Wade went to Dr. Hoesch while in Lab. saying: “Mr. Hocsch, may I have the locker to my keys?” Miss Bacher—Now before we start the lesson, I must take a roll. I almost forgot. We think Syd Hesse will be joining Uncle Tom’s Cabin so he can be with little Evea. Why John. I’m sure you never asked me, said Edith Wagcnman. Mr. Hoesch: (to girls leaning out of window)—“Heads arc only hung out of windows in meat markets. ” Frances Fitch spends the Commercial Law period playing checkers on Benny Bower’s socks. Benny says there would be more room to play if Frances had checkered stockings on, too. Mr. Bcachlcr coming into Commercial Law class “ Don’t you want some more light?” (Mr. Hocsch)— “Oh! We can get along very well.” Mr. Smith got a hair cut and almost got a shave on top of his head. Since distilling alcohol in Household Chemistry, Laboratory interest in Chemistry has been brightening up in the College Chemistry class. St. Peter (at the gate)—“And you sav vou were a student at Penn High School. ” Student—“Yes.” St. Peter—“Did you buy a year book for the Class of ’21?” Student—“ No, sir. ” St. Peter—“Take the next elevator down. ” As a rule a man’s a fool. When its hot he wants it cool. When its cool he wants it hot. When it is he wants it not. (OWL)—O—O—O—O—O Old Maid—“Anybody, Lord, just so lie’s a man.” Zekc Lyon—“ I spent nine hours on my history last night.” Miss Bacher—“You did?” Zekc—“Put it under the mattress and slept on it. ” First Football Practice. Hesse—“We have a big crowd out. I imagine we’ll have to cut the squad in half.” Lyon—44 Now, wouldn’t I look sweet cut in half?” Miss Bacher—44 What was the theme or the sufferings of the characters in the Merchant of Venice M. Blair—“Marriage.” Mr. Hoesch—“If you and I were pulling with equal force at op|x site ends of a rope, what is the force called ” (Equilibrium) Evea Saul—“Concentration.” Mr. Hoesch (after a student’s spilled nitric acid on study table)—“Every one keep away from the table and do not lean on it, because you might get some acid on your coat and you will not be able to get the hole out of it. ” One Hundred Eleven PENnBUAN-1921 - Song of the Nuts Words B v GOSH Music bv GEE WHIZ Corinnc “Kennedy,” a well known movie star and a sister of the “Joslin Twins” while motoring in her “White” on a “Hallidav” under the “Golden” sun among the “ Greene ” “ Mushrush ” came in contact with a “ Lyon. ” As luck would have it, two “ Hawkes” flying in the “Hazen” skies thinking that the “Lyon” had “ Kilner” swept to the ground for her “Smock ” and “Stoll”, which are “ McKelvey” products. As the “Hawkes” approached the ground, they hid “ Unger” “Reeds” waiting for their “Bates”. June Smith who was hauling “Adams” chewing gum in a wheel “Barrows” up an “Ashe” walk close by “Fell” over a huge “Miller” belonging to the Barnum and “Bailey” Circus. June picked herself up, and looked through the “Hayes”, and behold! There were the “Hawkes”. Corinnc heard her scream and at once she started to “Wake” the river “Ubcr”. She told June she had asked the prophet “Saul” who had not made a mistake in “Mintz” as to what she should do. Heat once informed her to consult the “Kiser” who “Best” the “McCracken” army through the “Bowers” that few “Whiteman” travel. NUF CED One Hundred Thirteen PENNERIAN-1921 To An Airplane (With over-due apologies to William Cullen Bryant) Whither midst sunny sky, While glow the heavens in the hot part of day, Far, thru their glaring maze, dost ride on high, Thy solitary way? Vainly the gunner’s eye Might mark thy distant flight to bring thee down, For the war is over now, and you may fly, And let propellers buzz around. Seckest thou a landing place. Of wide, green fields, or mayhap some main street, Or be thou murderous inclined, some upturned face, Whose gaping mouth doth greet? There is a power whose force Carries thy weight, along those bright blue skies, At thirty cents per gallon, of course— But subject to a rise. All day thy planes have fanned, At that far height, the cold, thin atmosphere, Yet stoop not, weary, to the welcome land, Or else light on thine car. And soon that toil shall end; Soon shall thy find thy long hangar and rest, Mechanics shall bend, Soon o’er thy dirty spark-plugs—such a pest! Thou’rt gone, the horizon in the west, Hath covered up thy form; and now, once more, In school-rooms, books with eyes are blest,— Thou, the show, art o’er. He, who, from day to day, Guides through the boundless sky thy uncertain flights, Gets about two hundred as his pay, And spends it all at poker, in his nights. Melvin a. Blair One Hundred Fourteen OH Sidney 71 Pos Wa ding Fra mces O'4 PEN N EfUAN 19 21 High School Orchestra Professor Smith is the director of this worthy organization, which is always ready to take part in all school activities and many other activies outside the school, whenever called upon. Penn High is proud of the talent which this organization shows. It appreciates their good work and hopes that from year to year it will continue to be one of the leading organizations in Penn High School. One Hundred Settnteen PENNElUAN-1921 Editorial This, the first, issue of the Greenville High School Annual to be published under the name “Pennerian”, is the product of the best endeavors of the staff and is now presented to the public for criticism or commendation. We have tried to make the Pennerian serve as a record of the High School during the past school year. We have been hindered to a great extent by the printers’ strike, which hit us with full force, just at the time of publication. This accounts for the late date of publication and the leaving out of many of our features. We take this opportunity to thank all those who have helped us in making this the best year book that has gone out from the Greenville High School. We wish to express our hearty appreciation to those students of the High School who have helped us, either in preparing the copy or by submitting material for publication; our faculty advisers, Mr. Henderson, of the Arc Engraving Company, and Mr. Heil of Greenville, for the many helpful suggestions they have given us; the business men of Greenville, who have given us their loyal support; and, in fact, every person who has in any way aided the staff in publishing the book. It is largely through the efforts of these people that we are able to make this a successful annual. So we now give up our offices to the members of next year’s staff and wish them the best of luck and success in the publication of next year’s annual. The Pennerian The staff this year has taken the initiative, discarded the old name “Yearbook” and put the selection of a new name up to the High School. Of the submitted names, “The Pennerian” was accepted by the faculty adviser of the annual, and hereafter that name will be used as the name of the annual. We ask the cooperation of the future graduating classes in establishing the name permanently. One Hundred Eighteen PENNOUAN ig21 Last Will and Testament State of Pennsylvania, County of Mercer, In the Name of Penn High School. We, the Senior Class of Penn High School, in the year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine Hundred Twenty-one, being of sound mind and great intellectual ability, knowing full well that sheepskin is the predestined lot of all Seniors, being aware that we possess superior knowledge and experience, and are going to startle the faculty of the Penn High School by our theories and doctrines; and having many earthly possessions which we wish to see fairly divided, do put this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking and annulling any and all other prior testamentary papers which have been made by us. Firstly; to the Faculty: We bequeath the fond memories of the class of 1921. Secondly: to the Juniors: We bequeath the title of Seniors. May you keep it and bear it well, always holding before yourselves the great and shining example of the Class of 1921. Also we bequeath to the Juniors the right of reciting and giving plays in chapel. Also to the Juniors, the honor of receiving into their fold, our highly respected and highly esteemed fellow student, ‘’Dusty Raub. Thirdly: to the Sophomores—our dearly beloved. We bequeath our highly developed intellectual ability. We also leave to the Sophomores all the Virgils that successfully weather the storm of 1922. Fourthly: to the Freshmen. We bequeath our ability of bluffing to the Senior year. Also we extend to them our heartiest good wishes that they may be as successful a class as we have been, and that they may be as popular with the teachers as we have been. Fifthly: We dispose of our jx rsonal property and i ossessions in the following manner: To the next business Manager of the Pcnncrian, we bequeath Helen Unger’s business ability. To Bennie Kottraba. we leave Donald Miller's ability of staying young in spite of increased knowledge. To the Junior French Class, we give our power of being good. To Annetta Brown, Ivarea Beil’s dramatic ability. To Dutch Smith and Frances Fitch, two back scats in the study hall. To those who are full of pep and wisdom, we bequeath room 13; may you keep it as full of noise and candy as we have. To Zelda Schadt. we leave all John’s rings and pins. To Miss Dickey. Frank Dickinson’s Virgil ability to be distributed among the coming Virgil students. To the Football team, Christine Reed leaves Julie Wells. To the Juniors, the unsolved mystery of the test-tube rack and Newell’s Text Book and Manual Combined. To ‘‘Pete McMichacl, Ivarea Beils’ curls. To Dorothy Newell. Uarda Nickerson’s gift of Gab. To Nan Hopkins. Ruth Bates’ ability as a french dramatist. To Johnnie Packard, Clcatus Smock’s oratorical ability. To the unfortunate beings who arc lacking in brains, we bequeath Dorothy Fell’s grey matter. To Louise Packard, Lucy Bailey’s silly giggle. To some unfortunate being with a lot of wind, we bequeath Evea Saul’s position in the Orchestra. One Hundred NineUen PENNtfUAN-1021 To Samuel Fisher, we leave the privilege of writing “Senior Class Meeting” on the Study Hall blackboard. To Paul Zundel, Clair Hazen’s popularity with the girls. To Madeline Steen, Anne Hallidav’s ability to vamp the male teachers. To be equally apportioned among the Juniors, we leave Zeke Lyon’s mouth. To Altha Keck, Mary Uber's baby talk. To Heavy Gathman, Frank Bower’s ability to be sat upon by the teachers. To Mr. Hoesch, Harry Runyon’s red hair for use as illustrations in Chemistry Class. To “ Diz” Beil. Peg Bost’s love of Mr. Dickey. To the Junior Class, Melvin Blair leaves Babe Webber, who is to be kept in safe keeping while he is attending Allegheny. To “Charley” Loser, we leave Amy Wade’s quietness. To Ethel Mahan, Martha Foresman’s “natural” complexion. To Mabel Key, Thelma Barrow’s ability to “laugh and grow fat.” To any girl who wants it, Jane Whiteman’s interests in Culver. To our Merab, all the peanuts she took from the Senior French Class. To F. R. Dickey, we lovingly bequeath one used package of toothpicks. To Julie Orr, “Tess” Muntz’s ability to entertain the visiting boys’ basketball teams. To Donovan Henry, Fay Kiser’s love of the girls. To Bessie Stevenson, Edith Wagenman’s vampish ways. To Howard Downs, a permanent seat in the Junior class; also ten shares of stock in Penn High, for long and faithful service. To Leah Amesbury, “Fat Ashe’s ability to get to school on time. We hereby invest in Hon. Andrew Youngblood the responsibility of being Chief Executor of this, the last will and testament of the Senior Class of 1921. SIGNED. THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1921 Witnessed by Julius Caesar Boofer Ex-Kaiser Wilhelm George Washington Woodrow Wilson Mrs. Warren Harding Drawn up by Roberta Miller, and Margaret Bost. One Hundred Tueny PENNfcfUAN-1321 THIEL COLLEGE RIGHT AT HOME, GREENVILLE .4 GREAT OPPORTUNITY FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE OF GREENVILLE Have you seen the High School Edition of the Thiel College Bulletin? Here are a few extracts from it: Does It Pay ? A thousand times it has been said and truly said that the chief object of a higher education is, not to make money, but to enlarge the vision and create a new life; but even from a money standpoint it pays decidedly to educate. Here are a few figures: Uneducated laborers earn on an average $500 a year. Men having a high school education average $1000 a year. The salaried graduates of a certain eastern college were found to be receiving an average of $2309 the fifth year, and a salary of $3804, the tenth year after graduation. What do you think of this? One per cent, of American men are college graduates. Yet this one per cent, has furnished 55 per cent, of our presidents; 54 per cent, of the vice presidents; 62 per cent, of our secretaries of state; 69 per cent, of the justices of supreme court. Arrangements have been made with the University of Pittsburgh by which a student wishing to study law, medicine or dentistry, may spend three years at Thiel and take his last year at “Pitt” and in this way he can receive an A. B. or B. S. degree and gain a full year. STANDING Thiel College ranks among the best in its educational standard. Its entrance requirements are the same as at Harvard. A Thiel diploma will admit you, without examination, to any law or medical school in the State and it is a life certificate for high school teaching in Pennsylvania and also in many other states. Fall Semester begins September 4, 1921. Ask or phone for catalog. PENNEftfAN-1321 Photographs of Distinction HEIL’S STUDIO 199 Main Street Greenville, Pa. 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JOSLIN, Manager Pianos Victrolas The New Edison Victor and Edison Records Musical Merchan- dise nr pioneer U£j rUKnjnjdl o music house Selling Pianos over 50 Years GREENVILLE - SHARON - WARREN, O. - NILES, O. PENNfcfUAN-1921 Don't Read this Advertisement UNLESS YOU ARE INTERESTED IN OUR ANNOUNCEMENT TO OC R PATRONS lA E have just completed the installation of a new up-to-the-minute refrigeration system together with large cold storage room and machinery to make artificial ice. This new plant enables us to carry at all times large quantities of all brands of Ice Cream in bulk and bricks of all flavors at a degree of temperature below zero. Thus insuring you prompt service for any quantity at all times. POOLOS CANDY CO. Headquarters for Ice Cream - Ices - Sherbets of all flavors Let us have your orders :: We will satisfy You PENNtRIAN-1321 Curry’s Pharmacy 159 Main St. Greenville, Pa. Garden Court Face Powder and Creams De-Luxe Franco-A merican Hygienic Toilet Requisites Stewart’s Millinery SOUTH MERCER STREET W. F. AMY SONS Parlor Meat Market CHOICE MEATS OF ALL KINDS TRY US PEN N ERLAN -1921 Farmers Merchants Trust Co. ASSETS OVER $2,000,000 A Bank For All People 4% — O N S A V I N G S — 4% Geo. H. Rowley, President S. D. Hum, Treasurer Give us a Fair Rate of Return is a good slogan for any industry. But it is a very timely one right now for the electrical industry. Everyone wants good electrical service and everyone will get good electrical service, but they must be shown that unless a central station or lighting company is allowed to earn on a full and proper value and not on a depreciated value that central station or lighting Company cannot continue to serve in a proper and efficient manner. Let every man who has a stake in the industry take this fact to heart and convince his friends and neighbors. Put your shoulder to the wheel and then get every one else to do likewise. Mercer County Light, Heat Power Co. PEN N E RIAN '1921 Evening Record CIRCULATION 2025 Advance- Argus CIRCULATION 3100 ADVANCE ARGUS COMPANY Printers and Publishers Jamestown, Pa., Argus-World Stoneboro, Pa., Citizen MARA THON DAIR Y L UNCH Everything Good to Eat OPPOSITE BESSEMER OFFICE BUILDING KEYSTONE LAUNDRY Cor. WALL and SHENANGO STS. GREENVILLE, PA. A. H. CHASE, Proprietor Phone, 8-W KECK’S SHOE STORE The Home of the WALK-OVER SHOE PENNER1AN-1921 T. C. GIBSON HART, SCHAFFNER AND MARX CLOTHES STYLEPLUS CLOTHES Largest Clothing House in Mercer County For Graduation Presents- A fine line of Pictures; also Fountain Pens, Ivory Toilet Articles, and the latest Fiction J. M. STINSON Telephone O’GRADY’S LAKE SHORE ICE CREAM Fancy Bricks and Individual Moulds Suitable for all Occasions Bell Telephone, 141-YV Transfer Company PHONE, 118-R B. E. McMichael PENNtTUAN-1921 Use Favorite Flour also Wild Rose Pastry Flour D. B. WEBBER Compliments of Greenville Gas Company Attorneys-at-Law Templeton, Whiteman Rowley POST OFFICE BUILDING FANCY GROCERIES FRESH AND SMOKED MEATS EFFICIENT SERVICE, REAL COURTESY AND HONEST PRICES w. v. McClelland —. PENNtftlAN-1921 _____________________________ Compliments of The Greenville Theatre Co. W. J. SILVERBERG, Manager C. A. Kremis FANCY GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS BELL PHONE. 70-R 185 Clinton Street GREENVILLE, PA. John F. Brown EVERYTHING IN GROCERIES Exclusive Seller Everbest Oleo 139 MAIN STREET Greenville Hardware Company J. L. LINN F. A. McCLIMANS R. J. LINN General Hardware Maytag Electric Washers Maytag Motor Washers Lowe Brothers Paints Murphy Varnishes Bell Phone 460 Smith’s Bakery Products Our fine modern, Sanitary Bakery with its magnificent capacity, was not established in order to be able to Sell Baked Goods at a lower price than other bakers. It was instituted for Quality and Sanitation. All People know that in foods the Best is always the Cheapest. Our products will give you more delicious tender sweet bites to the pound than any other, which proves that Smith’s Baked Goods are not only the finest hut also the cheapest. Our plant is open for inspection at all times. SMITH STEAM BAKERY PENNE$iAN ig21 Bessemer Coal and Supply Co. rf? Office and Yards: Clinton St. at Erie R. R. “Our Service Is At Your Service” PENNraiAN-1921 ____________________ _______________ Are You Prepared for the Hot Summer Days ? We are prepared for you with a stunning assortment of Young Men’s and Women’s Low Shoes, in black, brown and white, Oxfords, Pumps, Straps and Ties. They will win your instant approval when you see just how nice they look on your feet. They will also be your delight through the hot summer months, because of their coolness and comfort. Prepare your feet for real pleasure this summer. The Dorwart-Harry Shoe Co. BUY VESPER’S BREAD Always Fresh and Wholesome 138 Main Street W. T. WALKER 184 Main Street Hardware, Paint, Oil and Glass Electric Washing Machines Gas and Coal Stoves PEN N ERLAN -1321 BOWERS GARAGE 68 Clinton Street Bell Phone, 86 Life Insurance Is the symbol of duty, safety, and profit the proof of affection the ally of thrift, comfort and hope easily obtained, and easily paid for The Prudential Insurance Company of America You cannot bequeath your experience in earning, saving, and investing, but you can bequeath their equivalents through a life insurance policy in The Prudential. Luther J. Kuber, Agent S. A. Gillespie, Dist. Mgr. Greenville, Pa. PENNERIAN-1321 J EWELRY ANY ARTICLE N THE JEWELRY LINE, WE HAVE IT. QUALITY STORE. JOHNSTON . M. Hamilton FINE GROCERIES and PROVISIONS Bell Phone 27 221 MAIN STREET Greenville National Rank Resources - $1,700,000.00 Safety Accuracy Security G. B. Chase, President T. R. Thorne, Cashier The New City Restaurant Remodeled Throughout Nicest and most comfortable. place in town 178 Main Street Ben Bowers FRESH, SALT and SMOKED MEATS OYSTERS and POULTRY 205 Main St. W. R. Keck GROCERIES and PROVISIONS Bell Phone, 183-R 173 Main Street Greenville, Pa. Harry Hendrickson Automobile Accessories and Sporting Goods 60 Clinton St. GREENVILLE, PA. PENNEmAN-1921 L. L. KECK SON Dry Goods - Carpets Ladies' Ready-to-Wear Davis Cut-Rate Drug Store IN BUSINESS FOR YOUR HEALTH WHAT PEOPLE WANT is carefully considered in stocking our store and their desires are met in every possible way. Not only in pure drugs and medicines, but proprietary goods, toilet articles, bath room supplies, perfumes, lotions, toilet water. COLUMBIA GRAFONOLAS and RECORDS MARTIN KANE Insurance and Real Estate Broker D. A. Titzel Son Grocer Bell Phone, 329-J Freedom Oils The Watch Dog of Your Engine Shenango Motor Supply Company 117-119 W. MAIN ST. PENNOUAN 1921 Have You a Business Idea? Bring it to us. Let us assist you to develop it into money-producing printing to your advantage. That’s a part of our business WE SPECIALIZE IN SERVICE Personal service in preparing and producing quality printing. Prompt service in delivering the finished product. We solicit a trial. THE PROGRESS PUBLISHING COMPANY Bell Phone 220-J Greenville, Pa. S. T.DEAN Retail Grocer 220 MAIN STREET Bearing Service Station Timken Hyatt — New Departure Vulcan Springs - Forman Axles Carried in Stock for all Cars Kelly-Springfield Tires Ignition Parts Parts for Fords A Complete Line of Accessories Greenville Auto Supply Co. Phone, 214-J 130 Main Street Fashion Park Clothes Manhattan Shirts Stein-Bloch Clothes Borsalino Hats GOLDSMITH CLOTHES ARE GOOD CLOTHES GREENVILLE, PA. Rocking Chair Underwear Hole-proof Hose Cooper Closed Krotch Smart Neckwear PENNfcRlAN-1921 It Makes No Difference Whether you have one dollar or ten thousand your savings account is welcome with us FIRST NATIONAL BANK GREENVILLE, PA. OLDEST STRONGEST Mrs. A. L. Davenny Exclusive Millinery .r .« . and Gifts for the Baby D. A. Seiple Son Dealers in Fancy Groceries and Provisions Both Phones 213 Main St. That Afternoon Headache Can often be relieved by wearing properly fitted GLASSES Dr. C. J. Palms 235 Main St. PENNfcfHAN-ig21 THE TOGGERY !. J. KELLER CO. Complete “NEW” stock of Men’s Clothing and Furnishings at “NEW” prices 149 MAIN STREET : Former location of E. Friedman America's Best Society Brand Clothes FOR MEN and YOUNG MEN ROWLEY’S Clothes Shop For Graduation Presents Elgin Watches Diamond Rings White Ivory Sets J. W. DUNLAP H. J. Alexander The Rexall Drug Store PENNERIAN-1321 J tV Shot l iat ft Jaflorvd ” The Sports Oxfords and Strap Effects for Girls and Young Women Were made according to our specifications—are exceedingly smart and very interesting in the designing White and Tan and Gray grounds are used to develop some of the very prettiest patterns The White Sports Oxfords with the leather trimmings are very youthful-looking and pretty The prices of all the Sports Shoes going from $7.00 to $10.00 N. N. MOSS CO PENNERIAN'1321 THE ATHLETIC STORE SPALDING'S EQUIPMENT FOR FOOT BALL BASKET BALL TRACK BASE BALL TENNIS SWIMMING GOLF EASTMAN’S KODAKS AND FILMS The Greenville Sporting Goods Co. 197 Main Street (News Stand) CHEVROLET The Most For The Money C. E. HUNT CO. 240 Main St., Greenville, Pa. PENNOUAN-1921 TheReal Young Men’s Store If you don’t believe this is the real store to get your clothes, ask Syd. Young Men’s Suits, either single or double breasted, in all colors. $25.00, $30.00, $35.00 and $40.00. Caps in the new Plaids and Plain Colors. $1.50, $2.00, $2.50, $3.00 Shirts in the newest stripes and figures, $1.50, $2.50, $4.00, $5.00 $7.50. The real new shapes in neckwear, 75c, $1.00, $1.50 and $2.00. ABE HESSE SMART CLOTHES SHOP PENNETyAN-1321 For Fire Insurance Written Right ----- See — = SAMUEL J. ORR 14 Canal Street : Bell Phone DOYLE’S BARBER SHOP 7—REAL BARBERS—7 Shoes Shined by HERSHEL SORRELS—Always on the Job When things go wrong with the hair, see JACK DOYLE, 161 Main Street BARE-TO-HAIR The Germ, that is the cause of most of your hair troubles is destroyed with a few applications of Bare-to-Hair. For Sale and Treatments Applied. Free Advice at Doyles. Closed Wednesdays at Noon. BUILD WITH BRICK See KEELEN BOST The Old Reliable Firm Bell 175-J PtNNF.RIAN-1321 MUNTZ- WRIGHT CO. In our new location, just above the Railroad. The largest automobile accessory house between Buffalo and Pittsburgh. If you cannot get it elsewhere, come to us. We have it. Compliments of Greenville Gas Company Our goods speak for themselves. W e give all we can for what we get instead of getting all we can for what we give. And we have the goods you want and need. BELLES DR Y GOODS CO. HOLLAND’S Original CUT - RA TE DRUG STORE PENNfcfUAN-1321 For More Than Half a Century' SlIXTY-FOUR years we have concentrated on the production of Printing ■B and Engraving with a success best --- indicated by the fact that we number among our patrons residents of nearly every State in the Union. Our production is based on a technical knowledge of what our customers want and our manufacturing facilities insure a satisfactory product. Distance need be no hindrance to anyone in utilizing our facilities. Send us your mail orders. «. J WILLIAM G. JOHNSTON COMPANY JJ30 Ridge Avenue, N. S. Pittsburgh, Pa. EMBOSSING AND ENGRAVING HRISTMAS GREETING CARDS are increasing in popularity every year. Our business in this line for the 1940 season was the greatest in our history. We have made even greater preparations for 1941 and have added a large number of new and strikingly novel designs. You will find us well prepared to handle your wants in this line. • We recently acquired the services of an expert Steel and Copperplate Engraver who is stationed at our Manufacturing Plant with a complete equipment for doing first-class work. This, in conjunction with our well-known facilities for executing the work in the best possible manner after the dies are made, makes this the logical plant to handle your engraving orders. William G. Johnston Company M ASCr ACTCRING PLAXT, 1 1 SO RlDGE AVE. RetailStore Sales Dept.. Cor. Wood Diamond Pittsburgh. Pennsylvania PENNERIAN'1921 ____________________ ______________ Templeton, Whiteman Rawley A ttorneys-A t-Law Post Office Building Greenville, Pa. Miss Bacher—“The New England states arc noted for their ability to grow wool. ” Mr. Hoesch—“What part of the body takes the shock of a sudden jar from the brain?” A Voice—“Some people’s rubber necks serves that purpose. ” Miss Gamble—“Cleatus, take that seat back of you. ” Cleatus—“Where do you want me to take it to?” Gladys Stoll (as Frank Bower passed the door of Room 12)—“Oh, Benny! I want you, I mean, I want to talk to you.” Amy Wade—“Cleatus, I wish you would navigate to your own room. ” Cleatus—“I’d circumnavigate the world for you. ” Melvin was explaining a problem. I le did not seem quite sure of himself. Mr. Hoesch—“You seem to have rather a hazy idea of the problem. Arc you sure it’s right?” Melvin—“This is the only way in which I knew how to work it, so it must be right. A teacher wanted a class to use the three words defeat, defense, and detail. Small boy, colored)” De feet of dc cat went over dc fence before de tail. ” Mr. Hoesch in Chemistry—“How many notice there is less soot in the vicinities where they burn soft soap?” “ When the public gets to using electric washers, electic sweepers, and all the other modern inconveniences there will be less dirt. Mr. G. B. G.—“Now Frank what do the boys talk about down at the Sugar Bowl corner?” Frank—“Oh, you’d lx surprised.” Wouldn’t you like to have? Your name on the honor roll? As many friends as Clair? A voice like Zcke’s? Shorter lessons? Donald’s golf trousers? An ambition like Nellie’s? Sixty as a passing mark ? Peanuts served in French class? Interlincars furnished by the School board ? Thirteen minute periods? The ink bottles filled? A vacation three days a week ? Chaucer hear Dr. Hoesch recite his ]xx?try? An elevator to the third floor? Roller skates furnished to the teachers? Dr. use fresh eggs in lab. ? The above fulfilled ? Miss Bacher—“What is the Knocking at the end of the “Murder Scene” in Macbeth? George—“That was Duncan kicking the bicket.” Editor-in-chief— Where arc the Beatitudes—Oh—here they arc! Blessed is the man who walketh not in the counsel of the ungodly, etc.” PENNERIAN-1921 Autographs My Name Is Know Me By PENNKRIAN -1921 Autographs My Name Is Know Me By PEN NERLAN-1921 My Name Is Autographs Know Me By TH E'EN D ■