Greenville High School - Pirate Yearbook (Greenville, FL)

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jLt Wife and Jestament PREAMBLE We, The Senior Class of 1950, being of sound (asleep) mind and tired body, knowing our twelve years of hard labor (laboring at doing as lit- tle as possible), are drawing to a close, hereby do declare the follow- ing statement our last will and testament. ARTICLE I We, the Seniors of 1950, do hereby will to Mr. Dew a “Drivers’ Handbook” so that he may get his driver’s license. To Mr. Kinsey, we will all of our we 11-use L math books. ToCoachCartmillwe leave four battered and beat-up football suits. We will to Mr. Shaw Phillip Johnson’s hat to use in case he loses his baseball cap. To Miss Barfield we leave our girls’ places on the basketball team to be distributed to those worthy of them. To Mrs. Earp we will the freshman class of 1950 so that she may begin with them as she did with us. To Mrs. Combs we will the seniors of 1951, hoping that they may be able to graduate in two more years. To Mr. Combs we leave our promise that we didn’t nut all of those gray hairs in his head. ToMr. Pate we leave our Senior Ag. boys’ ability to read the titles to the filmstrips. To Miss Cone we will the satisfaction that she has made good future housekeepers out of all the senior girls. We will to Mrs. Brannen our senior treasurer’s account book.

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ARTICLE II I, Leola Mae Cone, will my red pocket-book and my timidness to- ward high school boys to Lorena Grier. I, R. W. Brown, will to Hjalma Eugene Johnson, my beautiful curly hair so that he may be able to attract girls more easily. I, Catherine Houck, will to Peggy Jones my unequaled ability to sing. I, Beatrice Capayne, do hereby will a giggle to Lillian Thigpen so she won’t be so solemn during her senior year. I, Virgil McHargue, being of sound body and mind, will my keen sense of humor to Evans Brown. I, Marjorie Kinsey, will my ability to type to Shirley Wynn. I, Edna Earl Day, will my ability to swim and dive gracefully to Pearl Dean Cone. I, Arie Bell Bailey, will my ability to do bookkeeping to Georgia Newman. I, Phillip Duane Johnson, being of high intellectual ability, and out- standing in sports and loafing, do hereby will to my inferior and chauf- feur, Jimmy Merrell, my abilities described above, hoping he may fill my place in Greenville High, for I am headed out. I, Martha Bryan Leggett, being of sound and unselfish mind, do hereby bequeath my athletic ability to Sarah Hudson. I, Mary Lou Cox, do hereby will my red curly hair to Peggy Stud- still. I, Annelle Warden, will my ability to count the ice cream money at noon to Olivia Ann Bishop. I, Elbert Sever, will my popularity with the girls to Erne'st Lamar Patrick. I, Joyce Glennon, being of generous heart, do hereby will my job as treasurer of the Senior Class to any unfortunate person who finds him- self elected to the office. I, Tom Sykes Studstill, Jr., do hereby will to Bernard Smith my a- bility to run the 100 yard dash in 7 seconds and to smash all previous Greenville High School track records set by me. I, Myrna AnnReams, willmy cheerleader’s outfit to Launa Blanton. LEOLA MAE CONE