Greenville High School - Chief Yearbook (Greenville, OH)

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Religious Training Mr. Allen-What is the meaning of bibliography 'Z G. Katzenbarger-It is a phrase pertaining to the Bible. Our Idea Exactly Mr. Krickenbergers last period assembly quotation, 'Sleep thou and be comfortable for in turn I will do the same. Heard in the Hall Tutwiler-What do you slick your hair down With? Beanie-Crisco. Tut-Why? Beanie-Because I don't have to get any haircuts. Tut-Why? Beanie-Because that's shortening. He's Married Mr. Phelps tin historyj-We are going to have a test tomorrow and I am going to ask for dates. Sweet Thing-Well, you don't need to think that you will get any dates with me. We Thought So Mr. Martz-Give me a definition of space. Bob Leas-Scratching his head, I have it in my head, but I Can't express it. Well Done Beanie-That man at the restaurant has been cooking for twenty years. Burnsie-He should be almost done by this time. Mutual Feelings Pupil-If you were my father I'd give you a dose of poison. Teacher-Yes, and if I were your father I'd take it. On the Light Fantastic Hoof M. Norris-I wonder where all the men are who can dance. Burnsie--They're dancing with all the girls who can dance, I suppose. Not An Optical Illusion Him-Women have no sense of humor. Tell me. can you see a joke? Her tlooking straight at him!-Yes, very easily. Thoughts of a Prospective Bridegroom Charles Stark fsitting in the assembly thinking about getting marriedj-I can tell all the boys up at G. H. S. I have a Lizzy and two run- abouts. Emily Post Etiquette is the noise you don't make while eating soup. The loafers union has missed two good members lately. Their excuse is that they have to keep the Watch on the Vine. I wonder where a certain young trumpet player goes at night since a Wayne Ave. house burned down. I Wonder Why a young hash-slinger doesnt go ahead and have his date with the young Freshman girl. He gave her a Christmas present. Page nm' lzulzclrvrl 1'zf.'cufy-fmt'

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When boys get old enough to quit believing in Santa Claus, they be- come disillusioned again and believe they can beat slot machines. It is surprising how many people go to the library to study in the evening. A certain N. Broadway Junior has decided to quit talking when in Buchanan's and give the victrola a chance. She has heard that a certain notorious Junior has 'tsettled down since he found a tag on his steering wheel. That punch boards have taken more than one boy's change from the grocery. Buzz Longfellow-I'll love you always. Sleepy Myers-All ways? Buzz-Sure. Sleepy-Say, how many ways of necking do you know? George Iiatzenbarger-Environment has made man from monkey. Doc Heller-Sometimes environment makes a monkey out of a man. Mr. Fry to small scientist-This gas is very poisonous. What kind of steps would you take if it should escape? Freshman-Long ones. Billie Lehman to Peg Kline-Say, do you have the revolution Qevolu- tionl of a horse '? VVhy I Have An Inferiority Complex The thoroughfare was crowded with holiday shoppers: my two friends had preceded me down the street. Smith, I yelled. Fully half of the hurrying crowd turned inquiringly. A feeling of inferiority passed over me at so much attention. My friends not hearing, hurried on. Browne, I yelled and the other half of the crowd faced me. It has been stated that Bob Hughes' picture and the dog were well taken care of at the fire in Virginia Miller's home in January. Berniece McCabe-God created Heaven and Earth. Mr. Allen-When? Berniece-Why in the beginning of course. IN ENGLISH Alex-Delbert and I were arguing which is right, I have the largest half or the larger half. Miss Murphy-Since you are comparing, it would be comparative degree so you would say, I have the larger one. Alex-But I thought both halves were equal. Allen-What is obesity? Elma D.-I know, I'm a French student. It means nearsightedness. Miss Burt-Why do you put food with an odor on the top shelf of a refrigerator '? Freshman Girl-Because the odor circulates around the ice and freezes. Bright Student-Maybe that's the reason a garbage wagon smells stronger on a warm day: the odors have melted. DISASTER English Teacher-What is a catastrophe? Bright Student-Well, it is something used in the sentence as punctu- ation like the apostrophe. Page one lzluldwll Tzucnfy

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POUR DICICS MODERN ALMANAC Never do to-day what you can put off till tomorrow. Never carry anything you can drag. If the old adage There is no rest for the Wicked is true, some of the students are far removed from being angels. The early bird gets the worm-but who wants a worm? Always squander time-God gave us lots of it. A stitch in time saves embarrassment. What is worth doing is usually too much work. Late to bed, early to rise makes a man sleepy no matter his size. A rolling stone in a shoe Causes an awful lot of trouble. A meal in the stomach is worth two on the table. Too many coaches spoil the football team. Smythe an-fl Cornell '27 A Visit to Mr. Mart! as Related by Ronald XVheeler Riegel grinned and I threw ink in his face: my mistake-Martzy was looking. Jim about blew up, told us to trot around after school. VVe did just to show him we weren't scared. As soon as we got there he asked that we assume the angle over two chairs. Riegel said, Look out lVIartzy . Martzy said, A little higher Ronaldf He hit me with a meter stick. I said Wl1at's atm? Martzy laughed and said, I'm not going to do what you thought I was. VVe again assumed a position perpendicular to the horizon. Riegel said, I was just gonna swing one on him. I tossed a whole pen-full of ink in his face and ran. It's a good thing for him that he didn't hit me again. Ronald Wheeler. Per R. M. '27 Page one lzznzdrvd t1i'v11z'y-two