Greenville High School - Chief Yearbook (Greenville, OH)

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The Seasonis Best Books Bw IIE-fl Known A111601-it The Evils of Throwing Ink . .. . . Robert fPogyJ Riegel What Fools Men Are ,,,, . .77,,7 ,7,7, 777,,, 77,7, M i s s Ruth fButchJ Suter How to Sleep Anywhere . ,,,,,,,,.,, . ,,,,,,,.., ,,,,, M. Emerson Smythe My Attitude Toward Corporal Punishmentu... . ,,,,,,,, R. Royce Wheeler Billiards as an Art ,,,, .,,,, . Life and Work of O. O. Ottman .. Things Every Gentleman Should Know .. Twelve Nights in a Drug Store. VVhat to do in Case of Fire ,,,, , What I Know About Women . The Evils of Overstudy . ,, First Steps in Being a Fireman ,,i, . . i,,,,,,, . .. ii,, . .R Scientific Course of Training for Life Story of Minnie Mullins How to Reduce , The Advantages of Being Tall News and How it is Spread How to be an Aviator ,,,,,, . .. . Plant and Animal Life Within t Ten Years a Chorus Girl Confessions of a Jelly-Bean Fien Slot-Machine Technique How to Evade Speed Cops . Careful Drivers and Driving I have personally read each high moral plane of treatment a Devoe Heller O. O. Ottman J. Edwin Cornell G. Bill Teegarden Virginia Miller Leland Plessinger C. L. Allen . Leonardo Hughes Athletes ..... . . . . .. .... ........... J. Will Tutwiler .......Edward Beanblossom and Charles Beedle , .. . ........ .. . .. Margaret Kline . ......... R. Royce Wheeler . ...... .. .... ..... , ....... . . . . June Hahn , Leroy Lewis Alexander he Arctic Circle , ........ , D. Devoe Heller . .. Miss Esther tDollyJ Warvel d .... ..... . .. Smythe and Cornell ,. . , John Dunkle Lowell Culbertson . ......... . . ..... ....... . .. J. Oscar Fry of these publications and can testify in regard to their nd scientific accuracy. R. Ray Manix '27 EDUCATION Jack-Say, Smit, are you going to YVestern for school next year? Smitty-No, I'n1 not goin' there. Jack-I knew you weren't cause t.hat's for girls only. VVE DON'T BELIEVE Mr. Hey is suffering from score at the football games. Smitty had just won a clas ulating him. But one of his fr him what was wrong. Here's h and I only needed the one. A guy like that would walk a nervous break-down caused by overwork. He kept SCOTCH sy roadster in a raffle. All his friends were congrat- iends noticed that he looked rather glum, so he asked is answer: HI bought two chances for two bits apiece on his hands to save his shoe leather. IF TEACHERS HAD THEIR WAY Mr. Ottm Mr. Hey- Miss Bier Mr. Allen all his time on history problms. Page one lilfndrcd twelve an-Everything would be conducted in Spanish. Everybody should study only Algebra. -Everyone should like art. -Everyone should read newspapers, National Republic, etc., and spend

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Vacation-A period of three months in which WN . 1 you regain lost sleep. ? 'QW 'ti Basketball Game-A place to get a date. VAIATION Lyceum Course-Something that nobody ,W W we-W 7 CDJOYS- Iliff W ffx Chapel-From bad to Worse. qWW'ffff Books-A place to Write your name, also an ' Mfwagb article to put on baby's chair so it can W reach the table. Booster Day-A day when fools in the audience laugh at fools on the stage. Principal-The hand that rocks the cradle, and , 1 H pours oil on the troubled waters. -- ' Chalk-An article to throw. It is white so the J f person at which it is aimed can see it coming. X 'Q Q31 fa QV i ij k 2 7, Chemistry I,ab.-A place to burn acid holes in myfgmggxg your clothes. Also considered a remarkable place to spend money. WW? 'Ki MMM, V, fs, Spanish-A two year course in story telling. - M Typewriting--Our idea of an hour wasted. It's im- possible to sleep. fi :aj X t .. ? rf V Problems of Democracy-The Seniors' waking ' thought. '1 5, ff Principal s UH-ice-Equivalent to the electric chair. Syn.-Heart failure. Class Ring-Total loss. Either lost or given to a girl within a week. junior-Senior Prom-A rotten place to wear new shoes. V, XX Qi Slot Machines-A big gyp. Not even a give lfgg,g,,,. and take proposition, all charity work. if 3 They must be owned by the Red Cross. Aifjtafj Absence-Always due to eyes examined, teeth y .g:Zjt f'i-f' fixed, parents sick, notebooks due. heavy J , I X . '.' A , i-4 date night before. etc. 0.5.1.2 t..m..,Hv.f..., , 't ig' Class Parties-Our 1ClC21 of a perfect tlop . er f , . . . I fy 5 Kali Graduation-A brief period of suspense- I X WQQX, X always hope for the best. eb? X ' W yy SMYTH1-3 AND QoRNlcLL l il r xdgd .ff - . Tj-C.Q,Xl1lJAiltYYLiJFi fm f core un t ir Pr 1 h dvd ffIc'e1

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Pool Players Association The first meeting of the Pool Players Association was held at Hall's Pool Room last evening. The following officers were elected: President P osso ooossso P oooo P PP Paul Hughes Vice President PP P oooseo P J. Edwin Cornell Secretary eeseoe P PPPPPPP PPPPPPPP PPPPPPPP P James Arnett Treasurer P Qno one honest has been found yetl The following by-laws were adopted: 1. Meeting every evening at Charles Hall's Pool Room. 2. No matches allowed with players out of the association. 3. Balls will not be counted if made by the elbows. 4. Balls will not be counted if the cue ball is made on same shot. 5. Players cannot go to sleep while sitting on the table making a shot. 6. Dues must be paid at the end of each game. fBy loserl 7. SECTION 1. To enter the association the person wanting admis- sion must defeat the president in two out of three games. SECTION 2. In case of absence of the president the vice president will officiate. The following is a list of the aims of the association. 1. To do away with Indian pool, or in other words not to sneak up and hit the balls from the rear. 2. To interest Mr. Waltz in the scientific pastime of billiards. 3. To beat Charley himself. 4. To hold the International Pool Tournament in Greenville. 5. To have the school give an advanced course in addition, so as to enable the players to calculate their scores with more accuracy. 6. To teach members the fine points of cut and bank pool fclasses after schoolj. CHARTER MEMBERS John Hey Dwight Salzman Harold Baker Bernard Menke Roger Miller Rup Hughes Harry L. Gray C. L. Allen Delbert Heller Gerald Teegarden Ray Manix The following were adopted: Pass Word: Your Bust . Motto: No Slop Pool Symbol: Fifteen Ball Song: Racks and Stripes Forever Motion by Mr. Hey to adjourn. Seconded by Harold Baker. Smythe and Cornell Page our llIlHfIl'!'d fllfI'fl'CIl