Greenville High School - Chief Yearbook (Greenville, OH)

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Vacation-A period of three months in which WN . 1 you regain lost sleep. ? 'QW 'ti Basketball Game-A place to get a date. VAIATION Lyceum Course-Something that nobody ,W W we-W 7 CDJOYS- Iliff W ffx Chapel-From bad to Worse. qWW'ffff Books-A place to Write your name, also an ' Mfwagb article to put on baby's chair so it can W reach the table. Booster Day-A day when fools in the audience laugh at fools on the stage. Principal-The hand that rocks the cradle, and , 1 H pours oil on the troubled waters. -- ' Chalk-An article to throw. It is white so the J f person at which it is aimed can see it coming. X 'Q Q31 fa QV i ij k 2 7, Chemistry I,ab.-A place to burn acid holes in myfgmggxg your clothes. Also considered a remarkable place to spend money. WW? 'Ki MMM, V, fs, Spanish-A two year course in story telling. - M Typewriting--Our idea of an hour wasted. It's im- possible to sleep. fi :aj X t .. ? rf V Problems of Democracy-The Seniors' waking ' thought. '1 5, ff Principal s UH-ice-Equivalent to the electric chair. Syn.-Heart failure. Class Ring-Total loss. Either lost or given to a girl within a week. junior-Senior Prom-A rotten place to wear new shoes. V, XX Qi Slot Machines-A big gyp. Not even a give lfgg,g,,,. and take proposition, all charity work. if 3 They must be owned by the Red Cross. Aifjtafj Absence-Always due to eyes examined, teeth y .g:Zjt f'i-f' fixed, parents sick, notebooks due. heavy J , I X . '.' A , i-4 date night before. etc. 0.5.1.2 t..m..,Hv.f..., , 't ig' Class Parties-Our 1ClC21 of a perfect tlop . er f , . . . I fy 5 Kali Graduation-A brief period of suspense- I X WQQX, X always hope for the best. eb? X ' W yy SMYTH1-3 AND QoRNlcLL l il r xdgd .ff - . Tj-C.Q,Xl1lJAiltYYLiJFi fm f core un t ir Pr 1 h dvd ffIc'e1

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l-ligh School Dictionary 57 Desks-Pieces of furniture used for uncomfortable f sleeping. fa? so . . . . JJ-Lggidff ill Dictionary-A WVebster publication usually used ,ff 4 fora wa er Wei ht. ' HistoryProblems-Something which Mr. Allen l' it always has coming. f if ,sr N . . . V Qlasses-The social side of school life. i 1,97 ,. Gym-A place to freeze two times a week. Art-A class to develop a good baseball pitcher. Delbert-A new type of loud speaker. WRX Diploma-A pardon after four years in jail. Emfflf Cafeteria-The home of bounceable pies. IRL? L Q fa Seniors-Supposed to know a lot-don't even 'fAKfltwlE,Q N suspect anything. T? Juniors-Think they know everything-suspect even less than Seniors. Sophomores-Haven't been in high school long enough to know what they do know. Freshmen-People not big enough to wear long pants. Superintendent's Ollice-Wfhere the chairs are soft but you never sit easv in them. English-A foreign language studied four years. Algebra-A place where the present Seniors learned not to chew chewing ffum. bb Manual Training-XVhere one learns military orders. Teacher-A person who stands all the hour and disturbs your rest by constant talking. '4 Friend-A person who always wants to borrow y , an a quarter. bile . pui' f 1 Annual Staff-A joke. Football Record-A bigger joke. if ill Latin-A place to learn perfect etiquette. jr .,,. Critic-Dramatic, lsee Ottmanl. Puyv one lzznzdrvd ten

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The Seasonis Best Books Bw IIE-fl Known A111601-it The Evils of Throwing Ink . .. . . Robert fPogyJ Riegel What Fools Men Are ,,,, . .77,,7 ,7,7, 777,,, 77,7, M i s s Ruth fButchJ Suter How to Sleep Anywhere . ,,,,,,,,.,, . ,,,,,,,.., ,,,,, M. Emerson Smythe My Attitude Toward Corporal Punishmentu... . ,,,,,,,, R. Royce Wheeler Billiards as an Art ,,,, .,,,, . Life and Work of O. O. Ottman .. Things Every Gentleman Should Know .. Twelve Nights in a Drug Store. VVhat to do in Case of Fire ,,,, , What I Know About Women . The Evils of Overstudy . ,, First Steps in Being a Fireman ,,i, . . i,,,,,,, . .. ii,, . .R Scientific Course of Training for Life Story of Minnie Mullins How to Reduce , The Advantages of Being Tall News and How it is Spread How to be an Aviator ,,,,,, . .. . Plant and Animal Life Within t Ten Years a Chorus Girl Confessions of a Jelly-Bean Fien Slot-Machine Technique How to Evade Speed Cops . Careful Drivers and Driving I have personally read each high moral plane of treatment a Devoe Heller O. O. Ottman J. Edwin Cornell G. Bill Teegarden Virginia Miller Leland Plessinger C. L. Allen . Leonardo Hughes Athletes ..... . . . . .. .... ........... J. Will Tutwiler .......Edward Beanblossom and Charles Beedle , .. . ........ .. . .. Margaret Kline . ......... R. Royce Wheeler . ...... .. .... ..... , ....... . . . . June Hahn , Leroy Lewis Alexander he Arctic Circle , ........ , D. Devoe Heller . .. Miss Esther tDollyJ Warvel d .... ..... . .. Smythe and Cornell ,. . , John Dunkle Lowell Culbertson . ......... . . ..... ....... . .. J. Oscar Fry of these publications and can testify in regard to their nd scientific accuracy. R. Ray Manix '27 EDUCATION Jack-Say, Smit, are you going to YVestern for school next year? Smitty-No, I'n1 not goin' there. Jack-I knew you weren't cause t.hat's for girls only. VVE DON'T BELIEVE Mr. Hey is suffering from score at the football games. Smitty had just won a clas ulating him. But one of his fr him what was wrong. Here's h and I only needed the one. A guy like that would walk a nervous break-down caused by overwork. He kept SCOTCH sy roadster in a raffle. All his friends were congrat- iends noticed that he looked rather glum, so he asked is answer: HI bought two chances for two bits apiece on his hands to save his shoe leather. IF TEACHERS HAD THEIR WAY Mr. Ottm Mr. Hey- Miss Bier Mr. Allen all his time on history problms. Page one lilfndrcd twelve an-Everything would be conducted in Spanish. Everybody should study only Algebra. -Everyone should like art. -Everyone should read newspapers, National Republic, etc., and spend