Greenville High School - Chief Yearbook (Greenville, OH)

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Gifts F or Graduates Jacob Menke THE NEWEST STYLES IN TAIL OR for Jewelry and Watches Ladies and Men W. H. SCHINKE, Jeweler 311-313 BROADWAY Nletzger lDelivering a lecture on how we should actl It is my duty as a nation, etc. Nletzger- VVho comes from below? . 'ard- I don't know, I haven't been there. I-I YY Nliss Kidwell- YVhat are leaves good for? Katzenherger- To shade the trees, I guess. Student- NIL Kletzger, does O. K. mean all right? Mr. Metzger-'lYes. Student- VVell, what does K. O. mean in this hook? Mr. Metzger-'It means Kicked Outf' Florence Byrd- Oh, Aggie. did you ever see a rotten date? Aggie px.-lS21I'C2iSlf1C2lllj'l Yes, and I've had'em too. YVhy VValter, you don't use slang, do you? No, I don't use it, but I know all the Words. Mr. Sterrett to sixth period geometry class: I believe if they use up some of these block heads there wouldn't be a shortage of coal would A. N. Wilson cQ Sons EAT AGENTS Fon Edgmond Pictorial Review Crackers Patterns 100

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The Henry Si. Clair Co. Wholesale Grocers Nos. 106-108-H0 W. Main Sf. Greenville, Olvio Father- YVhat are you C0lTli11U'llOl11C with your milk wail em vtv for? - y ' ' - b sv ' ' Didn t the old cow give voxi anything? cs 7 K ' D F K ' 7' Homer- X es, nine quarts and one kick. The other day I was taking a walk, and hy my surprise I came to a river. YVhat did you do? l sat down and thought it over. Motlier-Hleleleii, are you saving anything for a rainy day? Helen- Yes, mother, I never Wear my silk stockings around the house Miss Briudley-ltaking the rolll Is James ill? lvlary Vance- l don't think so, at least he wasn't Sunday. Miss Brindley-''Sunday night? Florence Rimer and Paul Douglass talking in Biology class. Mr. Edherts- Having a nice chat hack there? Better leave it for the parlor tonight. A lyliss Swisher asks in English class- XVhat is the meaning of coherence and adherenceiu Giles YV.-'Coherence means sticking together. Gertrude lXl.- Adherence means sticking a art. 5 K0Ip'S Seleci Acadeniy HOME STUDIO--236 W. Main St. of Dancing Exclusiveness ancl Satisfaciion in Private Lessons THE MOOSE HALL You are cordially invited to become one A Correct and Rejqnecl Dancing of our pupils FALL AND SPRING TERMS H- S- KOLP 99

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Waggoner Brothers Wholesale BUILDERS' SUPPLIES Retail Face Brick a Specialty Best Grades of Coal Phone 950 Front Street GREENVILLE, OHIO There must he some mistake in my examination markings complain- ed a student, I don't think I deserve to he marked zero. I don't think so either agreed the teacher, but it is the lowest mark that I can give you. Swartz got well posted in foothall this year. ls that so? Sure, it put him on crutches. Miss Kidwell tlinglishl NIL Garley went fishing andthe result was that he caught a trout. Forest Winters-'fPardon me, Miss Kidwell. hut Mr. Patterson went hshing and caughta Trout. Mr. Metzger- John O., what is the unit of power? John tstarting up half asleepl what twattd sir? NIr. Metzger- Quite right. Steinmetz, The Tailor Ask Your Grocer For Savings Association 112 W. Fourth St. fsecond Floorj Sa-Ma-En Products Any Amount Received Any Time Profits Divided Annually PLACE ro PL'ci-: Y UR L N A GOOD A 0 OA WESTERFIELD BRoTHERs 0. R. KRICKENBERGER, secretary Distributors ltil