Greenville High School - Chief Yearbook (Greenville, OH)

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The Henry Si. Clair Co. Wholesale Grocers Nos. 106-108-H0 W. Main Sf. Greenville, Olvio Father- YVhat are you C0lTli11U'llOl11C with your milk wail em vtv for? - y ' ' - b sv ' ' Didn t the old cow give voxi anything? cs 7 K ' D F K ' 7' Homer- X es, nine quarts and one kick. The other day I was taking a walk, and hy my surprise I came to a river. YVhat did you do? l sat down and thought it over. Motlier-Hleleleii, are you saving anything for a rainy day? Helen- Yes, mother, I never Wear my silk stockings around the house Miss Briudley-ltaking the rolll Is James ill? lvlary Vance- l don't think so, at least he wasn't Sunday. Miss Brindley-''Sunday night? Florence Rimer and Paul Douglass talking in Biology class. Mr. Edherts- Having a nice chat hack there? Better leave it for the parlor tonight. A lyliss Swisher asks in English class- XVhat is the meaning of coherence and adherenceiu Giles YV.-'Coherence means sticking together. Gertrude lXl.- Adherence means sticking a art. 5 K0Ip'S Seleci Acadeniy HOME STUDIO--236 W. Main St. of Dancing Exclusiveness ancl Satisfaciion in Private Lessons THE MOOSE HALL You are cordially invited to become one A Correct and Rejqnecl Dancing of our pupils FALL AND SPRING TERMS H- S- KOLP 99

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FOR A COMPLETE LINE OF Hardware, Stoves, Implements, Etc. SEE DUFFEY HARDWARE CO. 426 Broadway YOUR PA TRONAGE SOLICITED Pbone 288 lVIiss Kidwellt reprimanding Harry Haworth for chewing guml Harry I think you could recite better if you would not chew gum. It makes one tired to watch you. Harry- Wliy, Miss Kidwell, do you Want some? Mr. Sterrett- I think about the only use of the Greenville City Park is as a lover's lane. Bessie B.- How do you know? Sterret- I've been there many times myselff' I'm not much of a mathematician, said the cigarette, but I can add to a man's nervous troubles, can substract from his physical energy, I can multiply his aches and pains, I can divide his mental powers, I take interest from his work, and I discount his chances of success. lVIr. Roehm-- Stanley, you leave Agnes alone. Agnes A.- Oh, shoot! She- I think Larry Maher is such an attractive fellow. I-Ie- Yes, he is a human Mag nut. Business h4anager- VVell, how many orders did you get yesterday? Assistant- I got two orders in one place. Business lVIanager- That's the stuff, what were they? Assistant- One was to get out and the other was to stay out. Vamre '5 Grocery S ores The Home of the Best Brands RICHELIEUS FOOD PRODUCTS KRUG'S BREAD KO-VVE-BA PRODUCTS KELLOGG FOOD PRODUCTS Bour's Coffees and Teas Chase X Sanborn's Coffees and Teas 438 Broadway--Phone 41 112-114 E. Third St.--Phone 76 98

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Gifts F or Graduates Jacob Menke THE NEWEST STYLES IN TAIL OR for Jewelry and Watches Ladies and Men W. H. SCHINKE, Jeweler 311-313 BROADWAY Nletzger lDelivering a lecture on how we should actl It is my duty as a nation, etc. Nletzger- VVho comes from below? . 'ard- I don't know, I haven't been there. I-I YY Nliss Kidwell- YVhat are leaves good for? Katzenherger- To shade the trees, I guess. Student- NIL Kletzger, does O. K. mean all right? Mr. Metzger-'lYes. Student- VVell, what does K. O. mean in this hook? Mr. Metzger-'It means Kicked Outf' Florence Byrd- Oh, Aggie. did you ever see a rotten date? Aggie px.-lS21I'C2iSlf1C2lllj'l Yes, and I've had'em too. YVhy VValter, you don't use slang, do you? No, I don't use it, but I know all the Words. Mr. Sterrett to sixth period geometry class: I believe if they use up some of these block heads there wouldn't be a shortage of coal would A. N. Wilson cQ Sons EAT AGENTS Fon Edgmond Pictorial Review Crackers Patterns 100