Greenville High School - Chief Yearbook (Greenville, OH)

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, Mr. Babb fon hearing that Custer quit school?- What, can Mr. Howett fGiving questions for following day?- What was it be impossible? ' Morton's Fork? Mary Mider- Why, did they eat with their fingers up to this Mr. Roehm- Now there is no use trying to argue about love. time? You never come to any conclusion. I've tried it too often. A Nature-Fakir. He- Can you make good bread, darling? O see the tadpolesf' shouted she, Beside the pool, in glad surprise, And just to think some day they'll be, Those horrid wiggling things we see, All changed to gorgeous butterflies. She- Yes, if you will furnish the dough in the hour of knead. Why is a cowardly soldier like a roll of butter? Because he will run when exposed to fire. Teacher- What is the future of 'l give'? lVlr. Howett fin history?- Where did they go then? Pupil- You take. Ludwig- Why they went to cartilage fCarthage.J A 95

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lVlr. Thomas QNot knowing whether he had lreturned Job's pen,- job, did l return your pen? Job fCautiouslyJ- Why do you want it again? Mr. Babb flixplaining about exponentsj- You see, you and I are two, but Mrs. Babb and I are one. For new winter styles see John Armbruster. Ruty Douglas sued Chas. for breach of promise ffaithl. Wanted-Some Spearmint, Otto Longenecker. Mr. Roehm- Some people reason this way, if a person from Poland is a Pole, then a person from Holland is called a Hole, Herbert Burns- Well, then isn't a person from Germany called a Germ? The Ilth Legion. The legion that Caesar kept to entertain the IOth. We have below the names of those who, on account of their inability to refrain from laughing, have in cleportment an of U or worse. Freshmen Kemper Hur Mac Stoltz Worley Kerlin Job Winters Sophomores Ray Turner Homer York Chalmer Lockwood Leo Finnarn Juniors Hob. Vance Fern Fowble Elmer Mong Ted Stoltz Seniors Wm. Hapner George Taylor average Mr. Thomas- About four out of two will have ten out of nine of these problems wrongff Ruth- What is a third rail? Metzger-fabsent mindedly fumbling with the electric wires,- O, it just runs along beside the othersf' Wanted-Somebody to take me to the dances.-Ruth Men- denhall. just Imagine. Imagine Job with a clean face, And Zara Burnett a nun. Imagine Ophelia without her lace, And Penny with lessons done. Imagine Fremont without a smile, And Gerald without a frown. Imagine Harrison with a linger nail file, And Ira acting the clown. lVlr. Roehm fafter reading composition,- Mary, you would make a good preacher's wife. Mary M.- No, Thanks. Fred fwhen called upon to translatel- That's too deep for me. Mr. Roehm- Why, it's only Knee deepf' Fred- But you see, I'm standing on my head. Smart Soph. Cat fire drillj- Let the Freshies go first, they might burn. Dick Mains- Don't worry, we're too green to burn.

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