Greenville High School - Chief Yearbook (Greenville, OH)

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Ralph Dunkle has weight galore His waist measures two by four He goes to sleep Five times a week But Babby just won't let him snore. C. Breaden- Satire is the ruler of Russiaf' Lucile Mendenhall in English- He married his friend's financef' ffiancej Virginia Wolf- My oracle for next week is Miles Standish. Frances had a monocle Vlfhich often times she wore, She always found it a delight And the teachers-quite a bore. She wore it clown to English She wore it to the board She wore it into Babb's room And everybody roared. The students slowly took their seats They all were in a Hx Howard Vance, the sixth. said Mr. Babb And poor Hob, he knew nix. Frances sat with eye glass on And watched Hob in distress, But what Herr Babb then said to her, Of course you'd never guess. You help your friend, said he to her, She stared in blank dismay, And left her monocle go Bang! 'Twas not at all the way. To treat a nice good monocle That ne'er did any harm Save bring a sweet young lass to grief And make her cheeks grow warm. And then she stammered out some stuff 'Twas hard to make it out And ever since hels got her goat And she her glass does flaunt. Mr. lVlcCool- You might arise and tell us about it. Evelyn Brandt fwho is standing and not very tallj- I am up. Let me teach you how to b blush -Helen Mendenhall. Miss Byers- When a child has the measles, it's liable to hurt his eyes or his ear-sight. Mr. Babb- Otilia did you get that problem? Otilia- I couldn't get it all. l got U out but after I got U out, I couldn't get any of the rest out. Teacher- Wh'1 are vou late for classy, Bright little student- I had to go back and get my Pass-porlf'

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Miss Byers-fto Henderson vacantly looking at the ceiling?- I Teacher- What are the Epicurean theories? knew you were not listening. Pupil- Eat, drink and get married for tomorrow you die. Henderson-ul don't listen with my eyes. Wanted-A Maxim Silencer. Harrison Judy. Miss Byers- Henderson what is a mitre?,' Hank fwearilyj- A toupeef' Miss Csbourne- Ralph what kind of a sentence is this? 'The man shot the rabbit and the rabbit ran'? Ralph- Why that is impossible. Faustina fafter lending Smith some outside reading?-'Alt is no more than right. He helped me with some shorthand and English today. Turn about's fair play. l think I'll tell him I desire a ticket for the game, wouldn't you? Teacher-i'Why are you always laughing and giggling in class? Pupil-- Because you ask such ticklish questions. Miss Osbourne fto Hob and Russell who are sitting with their feet on other chairs?- l-lereafter I wish you would occupy one chair. Hob deliberately walked over and sat down on Russell. Mr. Roehm claims that ancient history is the paragraph that has just been translated. Mr. Howett put a startling notice on the board. It ran thus- All those interested in Football meet at Cowle's Field 4:15 P. M. Did he mean the Domestic Art or Science room? We have often wondered If Job ever bit his tongue. Worley Kerlin ever got a hair cut. Ora Finnarn ever tipped his hat. Bill Schake ever flirted with the girls. Mary Stonerock was ever in love. Marie Rohrbaugh ever went to a picture show. Mr. Babb ever chewed chewing gum. Elmer Mong ever dislocated his jaw. Harrison Judy worked in Lab with his coat on. Relda ever wore a hat. Miss Byers- Lady Macbeth you might say was really Mac- bethls backbone. Ask Earl- I would rather think his spare-rib. Miss Boyer-Lawrence, what is a chamois? l... Collins fblushing furiously?- A powder rag. Custer Krickenberger-The model of self defense and bravery the faculty. Miss Byers- What is the meaning of the word admonition? Delsie Skidmore- It is something that you use in guns. Miss Byers- Ray, what is a sacerdotal stole? Ray Turner- A ten dollar kimonof'

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lVlr. Thomas QNot knowing whether he had lreturned Job's pen,- job, did l return your pen? Job fCautiouslyJ- Why do you want it again? Mr. Babb flixplaining about exponentsj- You see, you and I are two, but Mrs. Babb and I are one. For new winter styles see John Armbruster. Ruty Douglas sued Chas. for breach of promise ffaithl. Wanted-Some Spearmint, Otto Longenecker. Mr. Roehm- Some people reason this way, if a person from Poland is a Pole, then a person from Holland is called a Hole, Herbert Burns- Well, then isn't a person from Germany called a Germ? The Ilth Legion. The legion that Caesar kept to entertain the IOth. We have below the names of those who, on account of their inability to refrain from laughing, have in cleportment an of U or worse. Freshmen Kemper Hur Mac Stoltz Worley Kerlin Job Winters Sophomores Ray Turner Homer York Chalmer Lockwood Leo Finnarn Juniors Hob. Vance Fern Fowble Elmer Mong Ted Stoltz Seniors Wm. Hapner George Taylor average Mr. Thomas- About four out of two will have ten out of nine of these problems wrongff Ruth- What is a third rail? Metzger-fabsent mindedly fumbling with the electric wires,- O, it just runs along beside the othersf' Wanted-Somebody to take me to the dances.-Ruth Men- denhall. just Imagine. Imagine Job with a clean face, And Zara Burnett a nun. Imagine Ophelia without her lace, And Penny with lessons done. Imagine Fremont without a smile, And Gerald without a frown. Imagine Harrison with a linger nail file, And Ira acting the clown. lVlr. Roehm fafter reading composition,- Mary, you would make a good preacher's wife. Mary M.- No, Thanks. Fred fwhen called upon to translatel- That's too deep for me. Mr. Roehm- Why, it's only Knee deepf' Fred- But you see, I'm standing on my head. Smart Soph. Cat fire drillj- Let the Freshies go first, they might burn. Dick Mains- Don't worry, we're too green to burn.