Greensburg High School - Hi Lites Yearbook (Greensburg, OH)

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last will anh Testament Artlcle I Sectxon I We the Class of 54 bemg of strong mmd and sound body who have achxeved our ultxmate goal graduatxon do declare thls to be our last w1ll and testament Sectxon II We bequeath to the Jumors our Baccalaureate and Commencement programs and our Sen1or year w1th all the fun and hard work that comes wxth lt To the Sophomores we bequeath our bramstorms for makmg money a.nd all our left over crepe paper from our dances To the Freshmen we bequeath all our records m athlettcs and otherw1se w1th the thought that they st1ll have three years Ll'1 wh1ch to attempt to break them To our advlsors we bequeath the hope that the attendance record w1ll be easler to check next year And to the other members of the faculty we bequeath the severe homework asslgnments that they gave us ln the flrst place Artlcle Il Loretta Olemck bequeaths her good tlme m hlgh school to anyone who can have as much fun as she dxd Dean Stewart bequeaths hxs 41 Chevy to Dxck Stevens and hopes he wxll take good care of It Patty Overholt bequeaths her ablllty to be absent all the t1me to anyone who thxnks they can f11l the b1ll Hayes Austm bequeaths h1s football ab1l1ty to Dave Topper Velma Barbour and Wtlma Johnson bequeath the task of workmg m the stockroom to a.nyone who can stand the stram Jack Bloom bequeaths the ab1l1ty not to have a date m four years of h1gh school to someone who IS ln telhgent enough to accomplxsh the feat Jack Wylie bequeaths h1s Plymouth to anyone who can drxve xt wlthout wreckmg lt Shirley Magrell bequeaths her gxggles especxally ln study hall to Ethel Goodman Dxck Fon says he has nothmg to leave and wxshes someone would leave htm somethmg Lols Lovelace bequeaths her seat m study hall 8th perxod to a.nyone who can have as much fmm as she d1d Mary Ann McCort.ney and Norma Keener bequeath thelr sxx years of frxendshxp a.nd two years bemg mayor ettes to June Sockwell and Pat Newcomb and hope they w1ll have as much fun ln those years as they d1d Dlck Wme bequeaths h1s ' 39 Chrysler to anyone who can afford to buy msurance for It Fred Neldert and Jack Graves bequeath thelr mxllung cows, to Sleepy Romesburg 1f he can get up that early Chxqulta Starkey bequeaths the thnll of bemg I-Iomecomxng Queen to the next lucky gxrl Roxana Kxttle bequeaths to anyone the posltxon of stockroom glrl and suggests that they have a good mem ory, a pau' of boxmg gloves a.nd a hearmg a1d to asslst them Barry Callesen bequeaths h1s 37 Buick to B111 Landalls U1 hopes that he can afford to put 011 and gas 1n It Marlene Dorst bequeaths her ab1l1ty to be present every day of school 1n her Sen1or year to any unlucky v1ct1m who can stand lt and stxll rema1n at least half sane Gene Beane bequeaths all of Mr Clarke s classes to anyone who ll take em and hup em Yvonne Kxmmel bequeaths the art to aggravate Mr Guess to whomever 13 brave enough to try xt Dan Summers bequeaths hxs ducktall halrcut to Wmdy Keller and Larry Loan Carol Schneider wants to keep everythmg worth w1ll1ng and anyone can have what's left Dale Carr bequeaths to Tom York lus ab1l1ty to get expelled and miss more school than he does rum, four . , . . . . ' 1 7 1 1 9 ' , - 1 y . , . . . 7 1 ' , . . . . . H H . , - , . . , . . . . . . n u I v

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CLASS PROPHECY Most class prophets proJect themselves lnto the future by way of happy dreams, crystal balls, rocket shlps, or spllt atoms, but we prefer reallsm so It IS now June 1, 1974 On the twentleth annlversary of the graduatlon of the Class of '54, Pm spendlng the evenlng ln the Cork Stub, hoplng some of the other graduates are celebratmg there also I see that Pm not dlsappolnted for here IS Phil Stone, owner of the club And trylng to keep upwlth hlm IS Norma Keener hls prlvate secretary Seated wlth them are Chlqulta Starkey and Jerry Domokur, who are responslble for the unlque lnterlor decoratlon ln the Cork Stub They have comblned thelr talents and formed an Interlor Dec Qratlon Buslness for themselves When I recelved my program I notlced that top bllllng for tonlght IS the currently popular dance master, Bob Baltrlnlc and Toby Scott, a well known yodeler Toby has Just recently retlred from professlonal baseball As the head walter takes me to my table, I see on the other slde of the room a couple of characters lookmg llke Sherlock Holmes, but lo and behold lt's Dawn LEMOIDC and Ruth Gelb stlll looklng for THE MAN As I follow the walter through the maze of tables I spy Mr and Mrs Gene Clemons She IS the former Diane Roklch Gene IS now Presldent of the Goodyear Tlre and Rubber Co and very proud of hls Wlfe who recentlywon the tltle of Mrs Amerl ca for the second stralght year They were just bubbllng with news about some of the other graduates They say that Phyllls Mlller IS marrled to a Lutheran mlnlster Her And can you lmaglne' Yvonne Klmmel IS Professor of psycho analysls at the Massachusetts Instltute of Tech nology It would be hard to flnd a more imposlng title than that, but Roxana Klttle has come close She just won world recognltion for her dress deslgning Bob Boettler IS busy bendlng pretzels at the Boettler Bends Best Pretzel Co , whlle Jack Bloom IS a research man ln a llpstlck factory I hurrled to my table as the flrst act came on It was the Rolllcklng Rambllng Rollerskaters, featurlng MaryAnn McCortney There goes LOIS Lovelace m buslness for herself I hear Deslgners the world over go to her model mg agency to get models She must be treatlng her top model thls evenlng for wlth her 13 Wllma Johnson Is that Dale Carr I see over there? Why, yes, and lmaglne I was just readlng about hlm ln the paper He won the Indlan apolls Speedway Race ln the atomlc powered car whlch he, hlmself, dBS1gIlEd Wlth hlm are Bob Begert and John Beese lndustrlal englneers They, too, were in the news last week And lt's no wonder' They stralghtened the Leanlng Tower of Plsa The Master of Ceremonles also has hls eyes open for personalltles ln the news He has just lntroduced from among the guests the famed Olymplc star, who just swam the Atlantlc Ocean Why, It s Barbara Hughes, another graduate of our class As the spotllght shlfts to the other side of the room, I see Grace Moore, whose VOICE has raised her to stardom in the Metropolltan At a near by table I see Dlck Wme, now Presldent of the Unlted States, and slttlng wlth hlm are other polltlcal dlgnltarles Fred Neldert, the German lnterpreter to the Unlted Natlons,and Eugene Beane, Secretary of the Treas ury lt's lntermlsslon, so I'll go lnto the lobby Perhaps there'll be someone out there I know Oh, here's someone else out looklng for news Frances Cowger Women's So clety Edltor of the New York Trlbune, taklng advantage of the mtermlsslon to dlscover what the more ellte ln society IS wearlng She shouldn't be dlsappolnted, for there IS Loretta Olenlck, one of the ten best dressed women of the year Accompanylng her IS Shlrley Magrell, who has Just returned from England where she dld all the flower ar rangements for the Coronation Intermlsslon IS over, and Pd better get back to my table As I m worklng my way back who should I meet but Jo Ann Sample, now marrled to Pldge Stevens and stlll worklng as a reglstered nurse She tells me that Emma Morrlson IS head X Ray technlclan at the hospltal She achleved thls posltlon by discovering the vltal lmportance of the appendlx to the abdomlnal area Dean Stewart, a doctor at the same hospltal, has been maklng money rlght and left replaclng the appendlx at half prlce Another of hls patlents IS Patty Overholt, a mllllonalress, who IS al lerglc to money An addltlonal member of the hospltal staff IS Dlck Foxx, who ln hls prlvate 0ff1CB relgns su preme puttlng cotton ln asplrln bottles Our conversatlon was lnterrupted by a commotlon over ln the corner It looks llke the Walters are havlng trouble No, lt's men m whlte coats carrylng off Barry Callesen As we resumed her courageous effort to save the passengers on her plane after lt crashed Across the room I see a table wlth qulte a few of the boys, who were ln our class I belleve I'll go take roll call and see what they are domg these days One of them IS Hayes Austln Our class prophet certalnly made a mls take on Hayes Of all the professlons, he chose sky wrltlng Of course, hls head always was up ln the clouds Hayes' hlgh school buddy, Jack Hefner, surely made a name for hlmself, when he lnvented a new football WhlCh IS easler to klck NECGSSIW was the Mother of thls lnventlon Jack always dld fmd It hard to make the extra polnts dur lng lus hlgh school days Bob Delaney has Just recently returned from an expedltlon ul the Hlmalaya Mountalns, where he dlscovered and captured a dlnosaur I-le's now wrltmg a book about hlS explolts Jack Graves IS on the Mllky Way developmg a new breed of cattle On the slde he ralsed horses and employs hls own prlvate horse den tlst, Gordon Smlth Wllllam Walter IS a d8t8Ct1V6 for Scotland Yard Dave Galley IS a mattress tester ln the Summers Slumbers Softly Mattress Co owned and opera ted by Dan Summers Jack Wylle LS an auctloneer now worklng ln Baghdad As l was leavulg I ran 1Ilt0 Marlene Dorst and Carol Sclmelder, the only two members of the class I hadn't heard about yet Marlene told me that she was the pro prletor of The Dorst Dellcatessen ,and Carol IS worklng at a Jellybean factory pollshmg jellybeans Thus each had found hls place ln the world Twenty three . . 5 . . . 1 . 1 Z l , - y . . . 1 . 1 - Q ., . . - ' ' . ! , - . 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Barbara Hughes bequeaths the mouse ln her locker s1nce he wouldn t leave her to anyone who can feed xt as well as she dld Bob Baltrmxc bequeaths h1s dancmg and glrls to Bob Oyler and the Loan brothers Fran Cowger bequeaths all of Mr Clarke s homework to Helen Jackson and hopes she can stand the stram Ruth Ge1b and Dawn LeMo1ne bequeath the1r ab1l1ty to be flrst 1n the lunch 11ne every day to anybody who ca.n fxgure out how they do It and then has the nerve to go through wlth xt Jack Hefner bequeaths h1s posltnon on the football team to Max Mlller and h1s seat Ill Engllsh class to Bob Pamer who should fxll It well Jo Ann Sample bequeaths her cha1r ln cholr to anyone who IS worthy of It and wxll have as much fun as she 1 John Beese bequeaths h1s scholastlc abilnty to h1s brother Bxll Bob Boettler bequeaths h1s great track ab1l1ty to Robert Pamer Phyllls M1l1er bequeaths her abxlxty to keep two lockers brlm full to anyone wxth so much Junk Gene Clemons bequeaths h1s ab1l1ty to be such a good dr1ver to Sonny Stexnel W1ll1am Walter bequeaths h1s red haxr to Bob Trexler Dave Galley bequeaths h1s ab1l1ty to get to school on t1me every mornmg to Tom York and hopes he takes advantage of xt Jerry Domokur bequeaths h1s muscles to Robert Oyler so he may become Mr Amerxca someday Gordon Sm1th bequeaths h1s genlus bram 1n Democracy to Brad Johnson and hopes he wxll take good care of xt Bob Begert bequeaths h1s football and track pos1t1ons to anyone who can stand the practlce sesslons Emma Morrlson bequeaths all her Lxbrary experxence to Gladys Martm Dlane Rokxch bequeaths all the fun she and Gene have had gomg steady to any steady couple who cares to try It Toby Scott bequeaths h1s Chevy to B111 Furst Grace Moore bequeaths her abxlxty to reach hlgh A 1n cho1r to Casey Westfall and hopes he has occasxon to use It Ph1l Stone bequeaths h1s basketball and football skxll to Bob Pamer a.nd h1s 41 Dodge to Peggy Bob Delaney bequeaths h1s card sharpness to Sllppery Sam Fausnxght and hopes he w1ns at It To thxs Last W1ll and Testament, we do afflx our offxcxal s1gnature 7!H4a-Afndvwlfv lfv-nwwfiwwl Fghfndflfddgb J-.J,ZH,.4ea 1553? Lwnifhvvtldkf jfuaf 71-U-oaat aafpwdo dtrwff fiend 271976.-:JL CQKBQAJ-Cxjmlmmjuf 8-nnivs-In -im04ffV ,Dmfmllrzuzwtb TJ-J Qjilm., BMLWWM Qui Wmu WHL 241 WITNESS Zzw dui' 65.,.afZ5a,1,Je-.AJ E4-idea?- ,asa za., Wm gym Jlafrv 0,4 D TLRRY D MQKUR 7vfmLn4,A9'm45 4940.6 Imac LAW d'd. . I .ff . nv W K ' ' , f , . ' .7 . C w . , J Twenty-five