Greenfield High School - Evergreen / Exponent Yearbook (Greenfield, MA)

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18 THE EXPONENT mitted other offenses which were tried before a large audience. The picked jury, after long meditation, pronounced the prisoner “guilty” and imposed a just punishment for his wrong-doings. The football crew again came forth with Captain Joe Bonneville, Ray Houghton, Herbert Buckley and Manager Clark Woodrow from the ’21 crew. More races were won than in the preceding years which was encouraging. The usual storms were encount¬ ered on the rocky shoals of “Mid- gers.” Again the crew of ’21 met the terrible suffering and sickness. In order to encourage our liter¬ ary aspirants and get some good reading matter, a prize was offered for the best imagination and was “gathered in” by Grace Turner, who also did her share in taking the same award the year before. An Honorable mention should be given to Ruth Clark, whose efforts to imi¬ tate Edgar Allen Poe were contrib¬ uted faithfully. The whistle sounded again for a basketball crew. It was launched with Captain Ray Houghton in charge, and Herbert Buckley, Joe Bonneville, Clark Woodrow, Wilbur Hartman and Manager Ralph Clapp helping to make a crew of which Greenfield was proud. For the first time in many years a Greenfield skipper was considered worthy of a place as an All-Valley Star which our Captain Ray Houghton proved to be. The next bit of excitement came in the form of singers from the Athol Ship, challenging us to exercise our voices; so we went over to their ship and entertained them with our best songsters from the ’21 crew. And “do you know” that the next event which caused the most alarm was when Tailor Gibson “drank too much champagne” and the spiritual¬ istic craze “got us all?” Everyone went wild ’cause we said, “You are an old fool, and if I say you are an old fool, you are an old fool.” Every¬ one knows how the poor Private Secretary got mixed up with the “cracked uncle” and into other pre¬ dicaments which called for much ex¬ planation to the audience, who came aboard the big ship Lawler. The class of ’21 was well satisfied that their credit was reestablished and the cash register rang up good amounts. According to authority ’twas a creditable production for any amateur skippers. In time of storm it was hard to communicate for help, so the gen¬ iuses of the crew led a campaign for a wireless and a good start was made. May others do as much as our Donald Perry has done for the cause. The Baseball crew with Herbert Buckley in charge, aided by Joe Bonneville and Pitcher Bartlett, again set forth for Greenfield and fast teams were slowed up by Cap¬ tain Buckley’s clan. Before leaving the subject of athletics, we wish to point with pride to three all-around captains of sports: Joe Bonneville of Football, Herbert Buckley of Baseball, and Ray Houghton of Basketball; not one individual star but three pluggers for G. H. S. Before the voyage was over, the younger crew hailed us for a debate and before an interested audience, the crew of ’21 proved its superior¬ ity. Credit goes to Harold Tjarnell, Who spoke and refuted like a Sen¬ ator, precisely and convincingly. Darker clouds than ever before formed on the home stretch, and as the crew of ’21 was given her fare¬ well Festival Promenade, we won¬ dered if we must leave. It was a fine farewell but for the time, the real significance was forgotten. The last supper was in form of a banquet on shore called the “Man¬ sion House,” and ’twas a sad realiza¬ tion that our good times together were over. Bright clouds, however, soon appeared and the sun shone brightly as anchor was dropped in Graduation Harbor. Shore dress was donned and flat caps adorned our heads as we marched down the gang plank as Alumni Skippers. The rejoicing on dock ceased for a few minutes while the good ship pulled up anchor. Now we leave her to resume the voyage alone with best wishes for Loyalty, Honor and Scholarship. HOLLIS D. BILLINGS. CATHERINE F. HAMILTON.

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THE EXPONENT 17 the New Year Party was held, with an ideal evening as a result. Every¬ one enjoyed the recreation after the terrible suspense of “Midgers.” Again the cry went out tor more money to replenish the provisions and to pay for the festival affairs. As usual, a ray of hope came from the unexpected, in form of one who had just come aboard who said: “Let us try our voices in shouting to the sea dragons, and see who can per¬ form the best.” For many weeks the sore throat gargles were used faith¬ fully, and at last the crew of Public Speakers came on deck for the first time in the voyages of G. H. S. It was a successful trial and will prove to be a big factor in coming trips. Madeline Field, Catherine Hamilton, and Celia Pease took the honors, but the decision was close. The Baseball Banner was yet to be captured and with Joe Bonne¬ ville, Herbert Buckley, Ray Hough¬ ton and pitcher, Bartlett, from the Ship ’21, we contested hard, but our boat lacked the experience of that crack Orange crew. As we approached the end of the voyage, a picnic island was reached and all went ashore for a stroll and swim. We found Lake Spofford an ideal place and everyone voted “’twas a good time.” The good ship ’21 took up anchor again and said farewell to our Senior crew in the last and best Prom Festival ever held on the decks of the big ship called “Greenfield Armory.” The expense was great but who worried when the dance was on? Dark clouds must take care of themselves and storms come in the future. Dance on! We watched the older passengers go down the plank to Graduation Port, to take passports for other voyages. Thus , we were left alone to enjoy two months’ leave of ab¬ sence. ' ’ -! ' ' ’- When we gathered on deck again and the anchor was lifted, the decks of olde G. H. S. were too crowded. To be exact, four hundred and fif¬ teen skippers had come aboard, when only three hundred and sixty- five could be accommodated. So it was necessary to allow only one half of the deck hands on duty at once. “Very inconvenient,” said our pilot, Mr. Smith. The annual boat race was held and for the first time in four years, Shelburne nosed us out by a small margin. But the redeeming feature was the little “Hot Dog Boat” which was anchored off side the Big Ship. With its lusty voices and painted signs it tempted the public to help pay our Festival Prom debt left over from last year. And again the Purser was able to look the world in the face. An S. 0. S. wireless call came from the “big bosses” for cash to run the “Hops,” football, basketball and baseball crews. So the ever- alert Elpheage Kirouac and Rebecca Eberlein came to the rescue and handed us pledges to “pay our passages or get off” and it brought the desired effect. We paid a little more but got very much more for our money. That’s business. The usual signs of storms were noted in the roll and rocking of our good ship so we got together and got a head. Elpheage Kirouac was elected captain, with Edna Christo¬ pher as first mate; Irma Winslow as second mate; Madeliene Field as chief purser and Donald Perry, as¬ sistant purser. Then the good old ship tacked about and went steadier until mutiny among the faster element called for another festival. Again the crew of ’21 had the Hallowe’en Party, with some one present who evidently thought the cider and doughnuts were too good for those for whom they were intended and made away with them. Perhaps, they dumped them over-board and perhaps they didn’t. “Enuf Sed.” The next wind Mother Fortune saw fit to send, was in form of pos¬ ters and signs plastered all over the ship to the effect that “Good English Week is for You!” So each class did its best and showed us why we should use better English. Some one got out a warrant for Ray Houghton and brought proceedings in court against him on grounds that he used bad English and had com-

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THE EXPONENT 19 CLASS PROPHECY Robert Rist begins talking to Ed¬ na Christopher. “Have you read that article in the paper about crystal-gazing seances?” “Yes, I have and I was so in¬ terested that I borrowed a crystal from an Indian who told me that the future was like an open book to one who gazed into the depths of the magic ball.” “The future of our class, the class of ’21, has always interested me greatly. Suppose we see what they will be doing in the years to come.” “All right, you sit there and I’ll sit here. We shall see what hap¬ pens.—Look, the crystal glows. It becomes bright now! Oh! The first picture I get is of Gretchen Fuller¬ ton, teaching history at Dartmouth.” R. R.: I see Helen Hartshorn cry¬ ing trains in Grand Central Station in New York City, and there are Jeanette Coates and Merle Adams doing an eccentric dancing act in the New York Winter Garden. E. C.: Mariam Sevrens appears be¬ fore me now. She is traveling in India where she is trying to convert the Hindus. Here is Russell Jones. He is professor of Etymology at Ox¬ ford. His latest book, “Psycho¬ pathology of Everyday Life,” is in its tenth edition. Joe Bonneville is life-guard at the new swimming- pool. R. R.: Can’t you see Gladys But¬ ler running a jitney service between Greenfield and Gill, with her Chev¬ rolet? And there’s Web Hartman walking along Haywood Street as usual. E. C.: Is he alone R. R.: Hardly. E. C.: Bouty is in China, teach¬ ing the heathen the delicate mech¬ anisms of a fork, while Marion Woodard is exploring the Arctic re¬ gions with her husband. R. R.: Do you see Mildred near¬ by? E. C.: No, I see her conducting a winter resort among the palm trees of Florida. R. R.: Beatrice Bourbeau is presi¬ dent of a Construction Company. E. C.: Constructing what? R. R.: Oh, still constructing— castles in the air. Do you remem¬ ber Marjorie Phillips? She is man¬ aging a large dairy farm, from which she reaps untold profits and Katherine Lawler is reporting for the social columns of the Athol Record. E. C.: Oh! Here are Marjorie Shattuck and Dot Coller, who are traveling salesladies for a large gold¬ fish concern. They have both met with great success in their praise¬ worthy careers. Florence Kiley has been understudy to Theda Bara for the past five years and is soon to take her place. R. R.: Now I see someone—coll— ecting—something in China. It isn’t very clear. Oh! Yes. Fran Blackall collecting rare coins. Oh! there’s Pecky up among the clouds as usual. What in? An airplane. Her pilot? Irving Bartlett. Our old friend Ed Zeiner is manager of the town’s most progressive market. E. C.: One of our members, Ruth Higgins, is successor to Miss Bagley in the French Department of G. H. S. She even surpasses her prede¬ cessor in giving verb tests. Mazie is assistant to Dr. Fillmore G raves. It is reputed that she may succeed him eventually. R. R.: Look! There goes Made¬ leine Field through the hoop. She is a famous equestrienne with Ring- ling Bros. Charles Bates is an agent for “The Real Thing” Ex¬ tract Company and Homer Staples, a human skeleton? Oh! He grew thin because of the frequent jour¬ neys he took on foot to Stafford, Conn, to visit Aimee. E. C.: I seem to see Mildred Stiles in the front row of the Winter Gar¬ den Chorus where she enthralls the metropolitan audiences by her sub¬ lime poise. Somebody else is danc¬ ing too! Why, Mary O’Brien. She’s teaching aesthetic dancing in a back- woods town in the state of Maine, where she isas found life to be ideal. Perry is the Edison of our day and generation. His contribution to science include the squirtless grape-