Greenfield High School - Bulletin Yearbook (Greenfield, MO)

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mga, I' lil!! aA,z13'isnsgigrgrvQ 5.'LhC1-L-,iarbgg-ga2:Li'2:T.'E3. .J :221.::f:.txf In Memory's Playhouse-Con. Mr. Wfells-Cecil, what is one of the most common fats used for cooking purposes? ' Cecil'-Sugar. 0i Teacher-Suppose the head of a keg filled with water was not fixed, what would result if you placed your foot upon it? Alden-The keg would burst. -o-- ., . The young man who wants to get up with the sun, must not sit up late with the daughter. I Ralph Heolder-My life is not an apology, it is a life. - ....04. Latin- All the people dead who wrote it, All the people dead who spoke it, All the people die who learnt it- Blessed death, they surely earn it. -of - Miss Lowe-What is a fracture? Fay J ones-A lick on the knee. , . lot. Miss Lowe-What is the worst kind of a break? Le-slie-A neck break. ' .. -O- Assignment in biology-Begin with the muscle amd take to the ear. ' ...0.. Conduct is three-fourths of life. -Arnold. i ' - -QT The plural 'of' appendix is ap- pendicitis.-Harrison. n Miss Lowe-Harrison, what is the highest form of anilmal life? Harrison-Mann. Miss Lowe-The next highest? Harrison-Woman. , -0- . Miss' Lowe, fin biologyj-I Wish We had Some brains in this Class, .0., , Mr. Wells in agriculture-En 11055, name some trees which should be grown in a wood lot. Ernest-The Osage, orange, pine and cap-aw-cat-oh, caterpillar, . not Teacher-Where did the reviv- al of learning begin? Pupil-Just before the tests. ::,f.I,,l5?-.LE LQA Q,.,,Z:g-A as -,.?, .lj A-Q, 55, .ngzzwv-.f V dpdggwrfm-:lea . v. .. 0. ..., ie., Miss Hickman Cin junior Eng- lishj-Howard, give the principal parts -of the verb, get ' Howard-Aim, was, been. -0- Cytha. S. treading in fbiologyj- The brain weight fifty pounds. Harrison -- dVhat if somebody Who had taken -the bachelor'-s de- gree wanted to g'Gl2'1'I1fl1'l.'16d? qi Miss Hickman Cin junior' Eng- lishj - Floy, give the principal parts of the verb Ngo. Floy-Go-gone-went. Toi. Miss Lowe Qin biology classy- Jasper, what is morphology the the study of? Jasper-Plants that take mor- phine, I guess. ,oi- Harrison-We study hi-story be- cause everybcdy else does, its just a fad. ...0...- Mr. Well-s-Howard Hurt, what do you think about breathing CHI'- bon dioxide? Howard Hurt-I think you can breathe it as lcng as you hold your breath. .-.Oi Mr. Melcher - Ralph, give EL definition for hare. Ralph-That which grows on an ani-mal. -.-0-... Men who say 'tAmen in the church are brethren.-Hariis:n, .O- A s'eepy student suddenly awoke to hear these words: - Sweet, sweet, Peaceful -sleep, Sleep on, Sleepy one.', , T01 Teacher-Can you imagine such a description of the land border- ing on hell? Student-D0n't have to, I used to live in Kansas. ,OT Money talks As we 've heard tell, To most of us It says farewell, 4'Young man, said the father of a bright boy, this school re- port of yours is very unsatisfac- tory. I don 't like it. I told the teacher I didn't think you would, replied the lit- tle fellow, but she was too con- trary to change it. -O.. Teacher--What is an epic? Finis-A long poem with a hero and adventure. Teacher--Name one, please. Finis-Casey Jones. ioi Student-The.three great erochs in English literature are marked by the reigns of the three queens, Anna, Elizabeth, and Victoria. Teacher -f Perfectly natural. There is apt to be a great deal of talk where women predominate TO... Mr. Melcher - Asa Speight, when was Christ born? Asa-January lst. Just Livin' Along. There are folks who work There are folks who shirk, Savs the man Who's Just livin' along. And those folks who fshirk Get as much for their work, Says the man who's Just livin' along. 'KNOW why niust I work When my neighbors all sh'rk? Says the man who's A - Just livin' along. . I will just quit work And turn out as a shirk, Says the ,man who's A Just livin' along. UI failed at my work When I turn out a shirk, Savs the man vvho's Just livin' along. Sheet success in work Willunot- co-ire to the shirk, Says the in-an who 's c'Just livin' along. Then let's do cur work, -Alifl not drift or shirk, Lilfe the man who's Just livin' along. -EE K.

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