Greenfield High School - Bulletin Yearbook (Greenfield, MO)

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'W . A Y '- r .vw-...,,.. f ,.n1.f--Thru., V- f r- .. - 1.1-,, -rr -1n---., .. ,v'M5vz?hS-1 ?'iTf5'51'f ' ' f 5i 'f f' . f, 1 Slumher 'Glnfrm As I was going down Sleepy Way Last evening, just at close of day, I met the Sand Man coming down NVith a bag of sand from Slumber Town. Quoth he,42'My friend, indeed the sights In Slumber Town are fine these nightsf' With that he shook me by the hand And gave to me three grains of sand. 1 And when to Slumber Town I came, They took my sand and asked my name, And promised me, in tones polite, To show me every magic sight. And when I looked around, I found Toot jumping, dancing round and round. What's the matter? cried some one near. 0h! I'm not crazy. Have no fear. I'm just so happy as can be, For Luc has promised, can 't you see? But hark! Curly', appears just now. He 's been to Wichita, I'll vow. Then Aley comes dancing along, And Pat follows, singing ra song. What's the matter in Slumber Town? And what is that peculiar sound? Why diamonds, rubies all so rare, And then a Jewell, oh! so fair! Quickly vanishes in the sky And cultivators go rolling by. While Emma, Mary, Inez and Frank Come talking of their latest pranks, And stop to fix a ghost to scare The other Seniors in the rear. But when I looked to see the sights, Why someone quick puts out the lights, And something chased me fast where lies The f'pokey road called Time to Rise. 0. E. 7 niques from the flllass QKnnm Conundrum-5 When it's easy it's hard enough, But when it's hard it's horrid stuff. Answer-Geometry. . Walter Cangrily to Berth--You're the biggest fool in the room. Mr. Melcher Chotlyj-Silence! You seem to for- get that I am in here. Cythia Csadlyj-Grace, there is your 'ttrue love. Grace-Which one? Miss Hamlin Cexplaining a paragraph in Englishj -All rich people are not happy. Edward Montgomery-Not all rich people are un- happy, for I know I'm not. - Bulletin Staif met at Mary Tarr 's for the second time. After it adjourned Mildred and Aubrey were seen slowly strolling down 'iLovers' Lane. The next day at school Mildred and Aubrey looked sleepy. Miss McCoy .fin Germanj-Ruby, did Clinton have any trouble on his journey? ' Ruby-Yes, with the custom officials. Miss McCoy-Opal, what about them? Opal Evans-They rolled and bumped, etc. QOpal thot Miss McCoy was talking about the ship.j The Mediaeval and Modern History class were dis- cussing the Long Parliament. Odessa Nowell-Miss Hamlin, I thot .one of the measures they passed was to prohibit 'CY1211 by milf- tial law. Lena M.-Oh, you are thinking of the Pensions of Rights Cmeaning Petition of Rightsnj. Mr. Melcher Cin Geometryj-What can you do, John? John Roberts-I can't do much of anything. Edwa.rd M.-I can help Johnny. Eddie-Just look at the rats in Mildred's hair. Mildred-I haven't any rats in my hair, have I Rowe? Eddie M. tread-ing in Englishj+ An old man fell asleep and began dreaming of when he was a little girl. V Luella Cin Senior English debatej-Just think of it! Lady Macbeth had lost all the love of her own husband, and had no one to love her, and think how awful that would be- QA burst of laughter from the class.J Well, that counts a whole lot. CA loud uproar is heard from the class, and Luella argues from another standpo'int.J ' Miss Hamlin-Why don't you talk louder when you recite? . Cythia Cmeeklyj-A soft answer turneth away wrath. Ora Cin Senior English-Well, I thot that she thot that he meant- O, I don't know what I did think, Mary RobertsfEddie never can say what he wants to. A crowd of girls and boys were discussing matri- . .I V -.-....1'..,,,,,1,. A-i.,..,1, I ..,,.,.-sq t i--, , -:- A 1 .4.-..- -.1 - - 5 1: , - s .. --m:- - . ,

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FOOT RACE

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4 ic ues from i 2 Qllwzea num CContmuedl mony in the English class wi hen Mildred said shyly Aubrey, how are you go1ng to ask when you make up your mind to marry? Aubrey Cemphaticallyj I m not going to ask Bobby C1n Physics bend1ng over a celll Oh Lordy' Pat Oh, Miss Reeve Inez IS cussing before me Jewell treading 1n Enghshl When a man becomes dear to me I have touched the goal of fortune John Roberts Don t you mean a cultivator wheel? Miss McCoy Cin Germanj Lenne, is your father singular or plural? Lenne Plural Miss Hamlin Cdiscussing a passage 1n Macaulay s Essay on Miltonl Now all things are made by God all matter is created by God CThe class laughs but Mis Hamlin cannot see any thing funny J BIISS Haml1n says she hkes short fat men who wear glasses A fellow hves in Springfield who fits thi description Miss McCoy Qin Germany--Lenne, put your phrase beyond the chureh. , , Lenne-The church is too far away. Augusta Brand borrows Aubrey is knife, and when she returns it a small note is seen sticking in the cor- ner of the knife. It has been noticed that she bor- rows his knife quite often. Miss Haml-in-Frank, tell all you can about Words- worth. Frank Stapp-I don't know when he was born or when he died. I don't know nothing about him. Mr. Melcher Cin Geometry class-This is a large and repectable class. I am large, you are respectable. Mr. Melcher talks very seriously to the Seniors about their deportment. He announces that men and women twenty-five and twenty-six years old should know how to behave. Blanche Cfolding, her exam. paperl-Mr. Melcher, I didn't get to write anything on the two last ques- tions because the bell rung, and I could have an- swered both of the two last ones. . Mr. Melcher-Ther isnit but one last one. Jun1or English Miss Hamlin gave Leslie a lec ture After the cruel words Leslie R said The saddest words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these I m stung again Miss Haml1n Cin Enghshl Fern what does that word mean? Fern Frieze I looked it up 1n the dictionary and it sa d dead or gone out of existence V1etor1a Breedle Why my dictionary said that word meant deceased SENIOR NOTIFIED TO WASH HIS FACE Mr Melcher Centering study halll Roy Fishwick please go home and wash your face It IS as black as 1t can be Roy Don t be cruel I only forgot and put on the wrong kind of powder Mr Melcher Neva explain what you see in this proof Neva I see the first part but I don t see the last Mr NI Now you see we have a pupil who tells what he knew CMotto Neva cannot tell a 116.5 Miss Reeve Cin History classy-What have you got in your mouth, Noble? j Noble-Gum. Miss R.-Go spit it out! Noble-You can have it, Claud. Claud-Put it in the coal box, I'll get it after school. ' I At the first of school, Mr. Melcher wascaliiug the roll. He came to Freddie Draughn's name. Freddie answered: Present. Mr. Melcher: Which one 'of you answered? Freddie: It was me. Mr. M.: You? Oh! I never would have taken you for Freddie? The Sophomores were giving Current Events in History. Miss Reeve called on Noble Holman to recite. Noble began: The U. S. has ordered 3500,- 000 worth of tornadoes of a London firm for the Navy Department. Miss Reeve: Torpedoes, you mean, don't you? Noble: t'Maybe it was. I knew it sounded some- thing like that. - 3,251 1. ,alice eemksgnrguf vfammseffefeaxgqgggfe. .,a.:1g5:5,.ff.qa1egk53gy5,i:1:Wil?-5, ragga-:fri-1222514-fefanisgigs-1-- .Marg -fw---2-:- Z5 P1 H QR ' , ' r f ' ' : .1 f - K K . ' ' l 4 c - 7 7 ' 1 ' ' 7 7 7 r .' . 4 4 7 ' 7 7 K 7 . , , n 1 - . , . 7 X - - ' c 4 - 1 1 ' . I 1 , 7 ' 1 I C ' ' 5 7 . . . 1 ' ' - . . 1 . . . 7 , - 4 4 7 1 J ' - I . . . . . . . . , , . 7 - 1 , . 1 . I ' . , . 7 W n 7 - u W , A I . I . . . A . I a o n 1 7 ' Y - . . . - , - u n n 1 ' 5, , 1 . - .- , S . ' V .. ., .. .. .-.,2as..-.14 , , V--. .,..: ' - :Q - --.1 1. -.- ' , , - - -:- Y i.- A V M -., - -5 - R, N .. .. . 3 - , . - - .