Greenfield High School - Bulletin Yearbook (Greenfield, MO)

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In some cases time is being allowed for good behavior. Others have served extra time for forfeiting paroles or taking part in mutinies. It is expected that each one of these, whose photographs appear elsewhere, may become a good citizen. We wish them good for- tune but do not desire to represent them at other than their true worth. These extracts from the individual records on the prison blotter will convey some idea of their characteristics: AMAZINGLY FRECKLED CARR, alias ToM-Awfully cute, height 5 ft. 1 in., weight 110, num- ber 3 shoe, light curly hair, blue eyes, thin lips, pug nose, uncertain temperament, very ac-- complishedf Quite at ease even in the presence of kings. KNOWING HOLMES, alias ALEIREIJ--Height 5 ft. 105 inches, weight 175, number 135 shoe, hair medium dark and curly, blue eyes, long nose, mouth large, a dozen or so freckles. A perfect marvel to Warden Little and the prisoners studying physics under her. Has escaped twice during his term but was captured each time. LACES AND GRAcEs MARSHALL--One of the smallest, not the youngest, height 5 ft. lin., weight 1092 lbs, number 4 shoe, brown curly hair, eyes gray and brown, sharp nose, thin lips, long face. Has served six years on account the number of times she has escaped. Es-p pecially fond of pretty clothes and boys. LADIES MAN COLLINS, alias DEAcoN-Height 5 ft. ll inches, weight 165, shoe number 12, hair brown and curly, eyes gray, nose slightly turned up, lips 'always have a position as if he were about to say prunes, walks with a slight twist. Is a perfect Beau Br.Immel and the ladies can't resist him. Has served three years here, being transferred from Everton. QUAKER MEETING FINLEY alias Toor-Height 5 ft. 11 in., weight 140, brown hair, brown eyes, long nose, number 11 shoe, never Says much. Has a way of making the wardens think he's angelic, still he's always ready to do stunts . CARRIE NATION HEADLEE-Height 6 feet, weight two hundred minus fifty, number 6 shoe, curly hair, of demi-blond type, blue eyes, straight nose and a few freckles, quite a singer, tempetuous, a busy worker, does things up as quickly as possible. CHICKEN CHOWDER MELCHER, alias AUNT EMMY-Height 5 ft. 6 inches, weight 130, number 4 shoe, light brown hair, blue eyes, thin lips, round face, perfect complexion, has served four years. Always knows what she wants to do and does it except in love affairs, where she seems to be unable to decide the all important questibn: Which Shall it be? X WINTER LOVER TOWNLEY, alias PEACEEUL--Height 5 ft. 11 inches, weight 160 lbs, broad square shoulders, number 10 shoe, brown yellow hair, brown eyes, Severely calm and dignified has done a four-year stretch, a splendid orator, speaks with a slight drawl. Girls all crazy' about him but he has eyes for but one. , TICKLISH GRETHER, alias FUZZY-Height 5 ft. 3 inches, weight 120, number 4 shoe, curly light brown hair, blue eyes, pink cheeks, pretty teeth, turns toward athletics, champion tennis and basket ball player, high temper, keen intellect, rather eccentric. Received higher non- nrs than any other prisoner. EVER SMILING HOLMAN, alias RASTUS-Height 5 ft. 7 inches, weight 140, number l0 shoe, turn-up nose, lots of freckles, brown, slightly curly hair, mischievous gray eyes, always' good natured and really quite a lovable young person, has served his entire sentence of four years. BLUSHING CALFEE, alias D-Height 5 ft. 11 9110 inches, weight 135, number 4 shoe, masses of Shiny black hair, blue goo-goo eyes, peaches and cream complexion, long nose, broke out two years ago and was not recaptured for a year. Is madly in love, therefore everything is beautiful to her. DECIDEDLY PUGNOSE HARRISON, alias HUCKLEBERRY, alias JOHN HENRY-Height 5 ft. 6 inches, weight one hundred and-. Has pale blue eyes that look lovingly in a Western direction, number 7 shoe, light hair, milky white complexion, small ears, loves evervbody. Takes nothing seriously and in general: When she's good She's very, very good, but when she's bad she's horrid. MEEK AS MOSES RUSSELL-Four feet 115 inches high, weight something less thiiif the ordi- nary, No. 4 shoe, turned up nose, pale yellow complexion, is characterized by!-lliierllsad sweet smile, loves only a few but those intently. Has served only three years: owing' to gool corr- duct pardon is granted.. 1 K WoN'r-STAY-EoR-CLAss-MEETING DUNCAN-Height 5 ft. 2 inches, weight 115, pug nose, blue eyes, freckles and a little bit of black hair, always has something to say and savs it. Likes the boys fine, Earls especially. Served four years and came out second in the way ofgrades-.

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