Greenfield High School - Bulletin Yearbook (Greenfield, MO)

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stiatietiecal :able Containing a vast amount of very. interesting and useful information concerning the class of naughty-seven, condensed into as little space as is - consistent with the preservation of comprehensible form, NAME EXTRACTION HABITS TEMPER PREFERRED FAVORITE AIM IN LIFE FAVORITE DESTINY STUDY HAUNT BY-WORD Lona Duncan Latin Working profs. Sharp Puck Orus' seat Basket ball coach Well, l'll swan Cell 7, Nevada Marie Grether Deutsch Studying- Moderate Vocal Hotel To be IT Shucks ? ? 'Z ? ? V t sometimes music S Orus Holman I Darwinian Writing Sweet ,Magazines Library Nothing to Dog-on if that Doubtful to Lona I speak of ain't it Mary Headlee Scotch Studying Quick All of 'em Study hall Missionary Gracious Eaten by cannibals Roy Townly Yankee Working prob- Mild Nature Where Ethel To be Prof. Hasn't any We don't know lems for profs. . stays Townly, Ph. D. Emma Melcher Rural ' Making speeches Explosive Theology Sunday school To preach That's just awful Pulpit Madge Carr A Teuton Grinning Fair Kings Dental oHice To own a coronet Oh, shoot Altar Dena Calfee Greek Blushing Uncontrollable Groceries Sidewalks To get married Oh, Gee Floor walker Arthur Scroggs Dago g Taking life easy At times Bible Advocate Aimless --ll! J eiferson City Elsie Russell - Highlander No bad habits Smooth Latin M.E.parsonge To teach I don't either Heaven Elmer Collins Hibernian Helping mamma Angelic I Girls ' Everton To set an example I think that- Ditto Lela Daughtrey Parrot Making eyes Satanical Chicken- Cor. Garrett To be beloved Why, that les- Poultry farm In ology Kr Allison Sts. son's too long. Ethel Winters Quaker Keeping hidden Doesn't show Dreambook Dreamland , To go to Townflyj Goody Slumberland Helen Harrison Canit say Regular Agood CD one Novels House To marry rich Don't take it Stage parties so hard I Elder Finley Celtic Keeping still Perfect He knows Home ' To be a soldier By George Farm Grace Marshall Ask her ' Dressing her hair It's there Geometry Postoflice To get a pass Wefll A Frieze.

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ARTHUR SCROGGS- My doctrine is to put aside t Contention and be satisfied? HELEN HARRISON-' Music hath charms to soothe the savage hreastf' LON A DUNCAN- ' So wise, so young, they say, Do ne'er live lon. ROY TOWNLEY-' A man he seems of cheerful . yesterdays And confident tomorrowsf' MARY HEADLEE- ' I'll put a girdle round the earth In forty minutes. GRACE MARSHALL-- ' Solomon in all his glorylwas not arrayed like one of these. DENA CALFEE- She's such a Winsome miss, they say, More modest than the rose. ELSIE RUSSELL- We meet thee, like a pleasant thought, When such are wanted.

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Junior Class Song. Tune- Let Me Go Back, from the opera - Royal Chef. HELEN HARRISON. E are the Juniors- Don't you wish that you Could be, like us, A Junior, too? H We are so jolly ' And all the teachers They say: Those Juniors- Why, they're just peaches, They know their lessons, Oh, perfect, quite 3 Know all the questions When they recite. My! What a pleasure To teach such classes As those bright Junior Lads and lasses! CHORUS: We are the Juniors The jolly Juniors, And we're striving the livelong day O'er the seniors, The sophs and freshies You bet we hold our sway. O'er mathematics, or Cicero, We are the J uniors' Of Greenfield High School ' In this dear old Greenfield town. ! , Our high school days, To us so dear, Will all be over In one more year. Then we w.ill leave you, Perhaps for college, To learn the higher Branches of knowledge. And we will enter With never a fear, , Thanks to our learned Teachers dear. Professor Melcher Will in the future Be glad to say he Was once our tutor. ff 1 2 aid' . -.2fQ... - I S 1., .ac spy- 2. 9 . ,-fi? 3- -way ', .. ..j 'gg ,Q ' .:-4.2,-, ' :aaa s g- .., . -1131 'TL-.L .. J' ,gr gt ' - gg, . '5. :.n'..l , ef - --.W , se, 1 a .., -5: 1. :3gd,-e:- j N4-n--v a A Lachrymose Lament. With most. profuse apologies to the blank verse chaps ANON. . HAT shall a young Junior, What must a young Junior, What can a young Junior Do with such a teacher? Bad luck to the penny That tempted our teacher To give such hard lessons Just to see us labor! We're always complaining, From morning till eveningg We fret and we fume, The weary day long- He gives us such lessons! Our blood it is frozen, Oh, dreary's the night .As we pore o'er our books. We hum and we hanker- We fret and we canker- We never can please them, Do all that we can. They're peevish and cranky With all the poor Juniors- Bad luck to the day We met a school teacher!