Greene High School - Yearbook (South Bend, IN)

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-----ninafoen kalq aka- Joxss Bob: Does your school teacher believe in clubs for boys? Rob: Yes. but only if kindness fails. Phyllis W: fpassing the fudge, Here Evelyn, sweets to the sweet! Evelyn D: Thank you and won't you have some of these nuts? Mrs. Banta had forbidden the eating of candy and the chewing of gum during schoolti- me. One day she became suspicious of a lurnp in Bob Dooley's cheek. Bob, are you eating candy or are you chewing gum? she asked. No, ma'am replied Bob. I'm just soaking a prune to eat at noon. It was Miss Tyler's first ride in a taxi. She watched with growing alarm the driver as he continually put his hand outside the car as a signal to the traffic following. At last she said: Young man, you look where you are going and keep both hands on the wheel. I'll tell you if it starts to rain. Teacher: Parse the word kiss. Student: This word is a noun but it is usually used as a conjunction. It if never de- clined and more common than proper. It is not very singular, in that it is usually used in the plural. It agrees with me. An old Scotsman was smoking in the waiting room of a railway station. The port- er said to him: Don't you see that notice on the wall, 'No Smoking Allowed' ? Yes, I do, replied the Scot, But how can I keep all your rules? There's another sign over there that says Wear janella Corsets'. If a fellow tries to kiss a woman and gets away with it, he's a man: if he tries and doesn't get away with it, he's a brute: if he doesn't try but would get away with it if he tried, he's a cowardg but if he doesn't try and wouldn't have gotten away with it if he tried, he's wise. The stingy farmer was scolding the hired man for taking a lantern when courting h- is best girl. The very idea! I never took a lanter. I went in the dark. Hired Man: Yes, and look at what you got. The judge fsternlyj: Well, what's your alibi for speeding sixty miles an hour th- rough the residence section? The Victim: I had just heard, your honor, that the ladies of my wife's church we- re giving a rurnmage sale and I was hurrying home to save my other pair of pants.

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