Greenbrier Military School - Yearbook (Lewisburg, WV)

Text from Pages 1 - 130 of the 1933 volume:

THE1933 BRIER PATCH voLuMExu Si' A X America cannot be stopped. America marches onl So, despite the W. K. Depression-which we believe vvill besvviltly on the way to blessed oblivion when tlfiis greets your eyes-The Brier Patch, too, marches on. Although our dress is not so vivid, our heart sings just as gaily. E PUBLISHED BY THE CORPS OF CADETS OF . GREENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL LEWISBURG, WEST VIRGINIA nm, IN A HUIVIBLE BUT SINCERE EFFORT TO EXPRESS TO HIIVI SONIE MEASURE OF OUR APPRECIATION OF HIS WORTH TO US IN HIS VARIOUS CAPACITIES AS VICE PRESIDENT OF GREENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL, DIRECTOR OF ATHLETICS, EDUCATOR AND PERSONAL FRIEND, VVE RESPECTFULLY DEDICATE THIS, THE TWELFTH VOLUIVIE OF THE BRIER PATCH, TO Lieutenant-Colonel Joseph Marion Moore -'Qian IGB? 3673... The Thircl Annual Brier Patch Hall ol Fame flnnnally, reju'e5c1ztati-ve Seniors and Post-G1'adzmtuJ fwill he elected to 1IL6'7llb6'7'5lli15 in the Brier Patrh Hall ofFa1ne. This signal honor is an fxprosxiorz of appreciation for fine -work, fwell done, and two hope that it will .forfvc as an inczzntifve for greater :fort and accomplishvnent in the future. Three mon fwill he elected, -with ojfciali sanction, for outstanding achiefvevnent in some field! of fwork, such as scholarshijz, athletics, literature, military life, music, etc. . 1931 L CADET MA JOR LEONARD LEE GOIQIQELL-MilifHI'y CADET CAPTAIN AROUS VVINTEIQ-Afhlfflf CADET FIRST LIEUTENANT MAVER OsBORN-Leadership and Loyalty 1932 CADET CAPTAIN DEVVITT CLINTON SNYDER-Ll?I1tIL'f.l'lllfJ CADET CAPTAIN OSCAR FELKER-Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania CADET SERGEANT TI-IOMAS E. CLIFFORD, JR.-Character Newlyllflectecl Members I . A Music Because of his excellent work as captainiof the band and leader of the orchestra, because he did all in his power to encourage musical expression and to heighten interest in this phase of our school life, and because his efforts were marked with such signal success, We elect CADET CAPTAIN HOMER D. LOWE, JR., Point Pleasant, VVest Virginia A Leaclershipiancl Loyalty Because of his willingness to stand foursquare for principle, because of his praiseworthy habit of sticking to a job until it is Finished, because of his high' sense of iloyaltyftb his school, we elect CADET CAPTAIN KELLY E. REED, JR., Charleston, VVest Virginia All-Around Ability , Because of his scholastic record, his military record, his athletic record, his high moral character, his friendliness and his all-around worth, we elect CADET FIRST LIEUTENANT AND BATTALION ADJUTANT ROBERT CAREY WOOD, Lewisburg, VVest Virginia --PZEQII g ,... ...eggn qggg... The Fighting Cadets? By CAPTAIN NV. H. BEARDSWORTH tllrdicated to the Cadets of Greenbrier lililitary Schoolj I G. Ill. S., we are strong for yon, The Fighting Cadets are all true blue. Fronz reveille at morning until taps at night We'll fight for Greenbrier with all our might. Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight Greenbrier! PKVII get that ball' and break their line, find win for Greenbrier efvery tinzef mfre the Fighting Cadets of Greenbrier Prep- Greenbrier-Greenbrier! II The Fighting Battalion of Greenbrier Cadets, On the athletic held we ha-ve won our rep. Green and hVhite our colors, ever so fair, -Yzzfll always find them flying there. Fight Fight Fight Fight Fight Greenbrier! Our Alma' fllater lowes us, the old grads are true, The spirit of Greenbrier is e-ver with youg Wifre the Fighting Battalion of Greenbrier Cadets- Greenbrier-Greenbrier! 9iCopyright 1933, by VV. H. Beardsworth. Quoted by author's permission from The Fighting Cadets, words and music by Captain Beardsworth. Jean weal- ...gmg gg... Q' Vw., ..,A j QQNIISS LYDLA ALDERSON - Lewisburg, W. Va. Sponsor of the IQ33 Brier Patch 4229! ucfaa-2+ 'B aj au.. 5 'urfglc Q if? R 3' I N N '. , ON THE FRONT CAMPUS -o-an aces: 0 ---- 1 I 1 v I w V ACADEMIC LIFE 'X So This ls America! In fourteen hundred and ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue- IF GOOD OLD CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS CAME BACK TO-DAY, HE WOULD CHORTLE, MY LAND SAKES ALIVE! I SURELY STARTED SOMETI-IINGP, WOULDNJT IT BE FUN TO GO RUBBER-NECKING WITH THE OLD GENTLEIVIAN IN A FIFTH AVENUE RUS? THE HSOMETHINGH HE STARTED HAS GROWN AND GROWVN AND GROWN-IT WILL CON- TINUE T0 GROW-DEPRESSION CANNOT DOWVN AMERICA! MAY OUR GRADUATES TAKE THEIR PLACES IN THE ONWARD MARCH OF CIVILI- ZATION AND D0 THEIR PART TOVVARDS MAKING AMERICA EVEN MORE GLORIOUS. Sponsor, Miss Irva Young, Bluefield, VV. Va. , em:-T:-:gIII-I-11:-:-1251+-I--'im f+-- . , ! I I lx' 5 I fm ag - fir- I . f ' I . W f I III VITf '.II I I ' I 1- A E 1 I . 1 I I A . - f flu!!! Hx 1 W ' N 1 l l V I i I 1. 5 l l I l 1 I 'F fY?,' 1 in-sn V fly? V V75 ff. bmw, V Iv l FIRST Row: H. IV. SECOND Row W. fl THIRD Row: W. D. THE FACULTY Colonel H. B. Moore, Lieutenant-Colonel J. M. Moore, Major D. T. Moore, Illajor Thomas f Major H. S. Kane, Jr., Major T. fl. Harris, Captain J. lVilmer Benjamin, Captain Richardson, Captain H. IV. Beardsfworth ' Captain A. A. Adkins, Captain J. Frank Heflin, Captain C. E. Turley, Captain Street FOURTH Row: Captain J. H. Parsons, Captain Donald P. Bartlzolornefw, Captain E. R. Ifuey, Captain J. F. llffontgomery, Captain M. F. Henley FIFTH Row: Captain Robert M. Harris, Captain Dafvid E. Lithgofw, Captain Elmer B. Potter, ,Mrs. M. H. Henley SIXTH Row : Mrs. N. B. Pace, Miss Ida Jarrett t Our Faculty COLONEL H. B. MOORE, A. M.. .. ........... Hampden-Sydney President I ha1ven't the time nofw LIEUTENANT-COLONEI. J. M. MOORE, A. B., B. D.... ......... Washington and Lee Vice President WZ---II, I don'--t kno---rw MAJOR D. T. MOOIKE, A. B.. .. . ......... Washington and Lee Business Manager See me lnier MA.IOll I-I. VV. ri.-'I-IOMAS, B. S.. ............ .......... . .....,.......... U niversity of Tennessee Commandantg Head of History Department No1fokivzganybozlyiviimehulyourofwn MAJOR H. S. KANE, B. S ........ .................................. V irginia Military Institute Headmaster, Head of Mathematics Department NIMH, if can he done lhal -way, but this is the right way MAJOR T. A. TIARRXS, B. S .... ..................................................... I ndiana CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN MRS. M. Professor of Military Science and Tactics Throw your chest out and keep your shoulder: hack J. WILMER BENJAMIN, A. B. ...................................... Hampden-Sydney Head of English Department I hafue only three shori announcements to make VV. A. RICHARDSON, A. B. ..... ............................. . ..Randolph-Macon Head of Latin Department W. I-I. BEARDSWORTI-I ...... Bandmaster A. A. ADKINS, A. B. ......... . Head Coach g History J. FRANK PIEFLIN, A. B., A. M... Englishg Public Speaking C. E. TURLEY, A. B. ....... . Line Coach 3 Bible VV. D. STREET, A. B., A. M.. Physicsg Mathematics J. H. PARSONS, A. B. .............. . Dean of junior School, English DONALD P. BARTHOLOMEW, A. Head of Commercial Department E. R. IVEY, A. B. ............. . Mathematics J. F. MONTGOMERY, A. B.. .. Mathematics M. F. PIENLEY, A. B. ..... . junior Department ROBERT M. PIARRIS, A. Sciences DAVID E. LITPIGOW, A. Mathematics and Science ELMER B. POTTER, A. B.. .. Frenchg German H. PIENLEY. ........ .. Junior Department MRS. N. B. PACE ........... MISS IDA JARRE'I'l'. .... ...... That'.t rwhat Pm atking you ... . . . . . . . . . . . . .Stonewall Brigade Band Did you efver hear fhe one about- ....................Hampden-Sydney You czIn't take il. ' . . . .West Virginia University DonJt take it that -way . . . . . . . . . .Hampden-Sydney Amo, pipe dofwn! ...................University of Virginia if A I rn asking questions, you antfwer them ......................William and Mary You may yo Come on, you fellofws, .tnap zt zap! . .... . .... . ..... . .... .......Alabama Be more erudzteu ........................Hampden-Sydney Do Ihe Delafwarex halve a trick for zu? .........................Carson-Newman Turn hzm over, turn hzm 0'UL'l'.,u . . . .................. . ...... Centre Need any help? .............Pittsburgh En garde! . . . .University of Richmond 0. K. on lessons ...............................Tennessee Do you boys ha-ve your lessons to-day ? E1veryihing all right? My! My! The gold bricks! DR. c. W. LEMON, School Physician A SERGEANT C. C. CONYERS, Assisant P. M. S. 8: T. Mzss KA'l'E MOORE ...... .... . ....Librarian 1933 W HE RIER PATCH W 1 1 gl -sucti- CARL D. ANDERSON Oak Hill, W. Va. illilitnry: Private, Company C, 1929-302 Cor- poral, Company B, 1930-3X5 Sergeant, Company B, 1931-32, Second Lieutenant, Company B, 1932-33-I , , Urgzmizalionsr Varsity Football and Baseball, 1929-335 Captain, Football, 1931-339 Company and Colonel, 1929-301 Company Basket Ball and Baseball, 1932-333 Student Council, IOBO-332 Secre- tary, Student Council, 1031-32, Vice President, Student Council, H932-332 Nominating Committee lor the Student Council, 1931-325 Member, Black- guard Fusileersf' ' Clubrs Swiss Navy, 1929-303 Non-Coms Club, 193o-32g Putt and Shoe Club, 1930-3:5 G Club, 1930-33, Hi-Y Club, 1931-33: Vice President, Hi-Y, 1932-332 Commissioned Olilicers Club, 1932- 33: Secretary, Class ol 19333 Lacy Literary Society, 1929-33, Vice President, Lacy Literary Society, 1932-33- Andy is a YVest Virginia product who has made good in a big way. Holding high rank in the military department, he has held the respect of his men. As a member of the Student Council, he has served faithfully and honorably. In ath- letics, Andy has played a bang-up line game, He had the unusual distinction, held by only two other men in the history of the school, of captaining two football teams, and his teams lost only one game each year. Not a single high or prepara- tory school defeated an Anderson led eleven, which is quite some record, if you ask us. Andy also holds down the old hot corner on the baseball team. He hasn't lost his head over the ladies, although he isn't afraid of the speaker sex. We are all going to make it a point to dance at the wedding when Blue-Eyed Blondy steps olfl i ROBERT T, BATT Cleveland, Ohio This boy from the Hard Luck lOh-i- owelj State was either too modest or too lazy to turn in his senior honors. Did you ever see a pair of real heavenly eyes? If not, you should take a look at Robert Debutante Batt. From a personal interview, the writer gathered that the above nickname would sullice for this write-up, for Bob knows all the Debs in the Sunday society section. Isn't she a smooth babe ? That is an old expression of Bob's. Here's to you, Bob-may you keep on winning blue ribbons. l l W HE RIER PATCH N CHARLES R. BELTZ Pittsburgh, Pa. lllilitnry: Private, Company B, IOZQ-30: Supply Sergeant, Headquarters Company, 1930-32, Sergeant, Company Q, Jolly Pitt Gang, Pennsylvania Club, Grant-Briar: Staff, Non-Coms Club, Fallen Angels, Lacy Literary ociety. Beltz held a high place in our affections. He always had a smile for everyone. His military ability shot him straight up to Supply Sergeant, Headquarters Company-and then his propensity for having fun made him shoot off that fun in his quarters. Result-you guess! But being busted didn't erase his smile. He kept right on doing his duty and attending to business. This past year he made line grades in his classes until after Christmas, when he gathered up his diploma on some sort of special permit, having come back only for special work, and walked off to Cornell. VVe hated to see you leave, Beltz. HOLBERT VVILLIAM BERRY Staunton, Va. llflilitnfys Private, Company A, 1931-32g First Class Private, Company C, 1932-33. flMlclif.r: Colonel Football, 1931-323 Varsity Football, 1932-33. 0rga11izalirm:.' Holy Rollers, 1932-33, Lacy Literary Society, 1931-32-33. Bill Berry, football player do luxe, good looking, friendly, slow to act, dependable. Berry likes Greenbrier so much that he even spends his vacation days at Camp Shaw-Mi-Deb Bea, swimming and Fishing-and coming to town to give the girls a treat. VVe're betting on you to go places in this old world, Bill. And when Greenbrier plays Staunton in Virginia, you get out the old cadet uniform, dust it off, don it, and join us at the game! HOMER O. BIDDLE New York, N. Y. Military: Private, Company D, 1928-29-30-31-321 bless Sergeant, Headquarters Company, 1932-33. Orgrrnizalionr: Bruin: Parcu Staff, 1929-30-31-31-33, junior Class Debate, 1931-32g Assistant Manager, Boxing and Wrestling, 1930-31. . Society: Philomatliian Literary Society, 19:8-33. Homer Biddle hides a gleeful interior under a smooth cherub-like expression, if you get what we mean. He leads the bunch in many of his classes, and he can learn anything he wants to, but he sometimes prefers to bluff. Seriously speaking, there isn't a boy in school with greater ability than this fellow from New York. He can even write acceptable poetry when he wants to, which isn't often. Wie. expect to see him make a real record. JAMES R. BILLINGSLEY VVhite Sulphur Springs, W. Va. lllilitary: Private, Company IA, IQQI-32, Corporal, Company B. ' Orga11izalio11,r.' Varsity Debating Team, 1932-333 Forensic Club, Dramatic Club Stall: Non-Coms Club, 1932-33. l Here is the lad who was pronounced 'KA perfect physical specimen by the doctors of a noted university. He IS .probably going to be ye olde country squire one of these days. He is an excellent student, likes to read, knows how to put up a logical argument in debate, can act, boxes gcczisionally, 'engoys a refreshing swim, and is never unable to adjust himself to his environment. uc 1 a man is ortunate. JACK R. BURROUGHS Greensboro, N. C. Military: Private, Company B, 1932-33. flthlzticx: Varsity Football, Varsity Basket Ball, Varsity Track, 1932-33. Organizatio1z.r.' Student Council, 1932-33: Philornathian Literary Society, 193:-33. jack Burroughs, with his good-natured grin and his soft pronunciations, came up from Tarheel Land to show the fellows what North Carolina could put out in the way of an all- round athlete and good fellow. He succeeded in a big Way and he hits that baseball like a fiend! Jack knows when to be serious, however. He is also much in demand when the ladies are present. He is quite a debater and, together with Frank Crawford, holds the record in the Fifth Section of English IV. Ask him about his spring vacation trip to New York, +21 11 ie F HE RIER PATCH at ro- ff ---'- v -- - --+------T --4-- ------H, -- --,,,F'-Q7 I 1 1? , Zjgse -1tf12laf- HERBERT MAXWELL CANTER Chester, Pa. Illilitary: Private, Company D, IQZ7-28: Cor- poral, Company D, l92S-29, Sergeant, Company D, 1929-30, Corporal, Company D, 1930-31: Ser- geant, Company C, 1931-313 Sergeant Major, Headquarters Company, l932-33. fltlrlr-t1r.r.' Assistant Nlanager, Basket Ball, 193 1- 3:: Manager, Basket Ball, 1932-33. Organizatiavzn Pennsylvania Club, I927-33: Non-Commissioned Ofliccrs Club, 1928-33: Dra- matlc Club, 1932-33: Assistant Feature Editor. Society: Philomathian Literary Society, 1927-33. Herbert M., better known to his inti- mates as Paper Boots, is a jolly good fellow and a darned good judge of how to answer dithcult questions in class. Some- times he gets stuck for talking while the instructors are instructing, but often enough his ready wit and frank smile Save him the ignominy of having to answer Correct, Sir. Canter is a good officer, too. JACK E. CHAMPION Fort Smith, Ark. Military: Private, Company B, 1931-32: Cor- poral, Company A, 1932-33, Sergeant, Company A. l932'3.3- , , Athletrcn VHYSIIY Football, 1931-333 Varsity 'Track Team, 1931-31: Varsity Wrestling Team, l932'33: Varsity Boxing Team, X931-32: Rifle Team, 1931-321 Colonel Basket Ball, 1951-33. Orgrmizrztiom: Glee Club, I932'33l Holy Rol- lers, 1932-33. Society: Philomathian Literary Society, 1931-33. VVhat a beautiful set of teeth has Champ! No bridges. We're referring to his well-known smile. Champ would make a fine roommate if it were not for his Apache Indian inclinations, which lead him to bite people, to throw pillows, to toss pitchers and to heave telephones when- ever he goes on football trips. Once an Irishman leaned idly against the bar in Ethridge's Post Exchange. His breath hisses in and out like the escaping steam from a kettle. A lock of hair hung down over his forehead beneath his Tam O' Shanter. An old brier pipe completed the picture. And the Irishman talked in a loud voice about a small town in Arkan- sas that the natives call Fort Smith. A certain traveler, Marco Polo Bruno, claims that there actually is such a state in the middle west, though few people have actually seen it. However, we will be honest: If it holds many like Champ, we would like to go there. ts THE RIER ATCH ,U JOHN H. CHICK Detroit, Mich. Mililnry: Private, Company A, lQ2S:29, Corporal, Company A,'1929-3og Sergeant, Company A, 1930-315 First Lieutenant, Company A, 1931-325 Captain, Company B, 1932-33. fltltlrlirx: Crack Squad 1928-293 Colonel Football, 1929-30: Track Team, 1930-31 and 1932-335 Member Board of Editors, Green-Briarx, 1930-311 Reserve Football, 1930-31-32, Varsity Football, 1932-33g Track Team, Boxing Team, 1932-33: Certihcate of Eligibility for Commission as Second Lieutenant, U. S. Reserve Corps, Camp Knox, Ky.g Vice President, Class of 1933. . U A , Organiznlionn Dramatic Club, 1928-30, Non-Commissioned Officers Club, 1929-313 Commissioned Oliicers Club, 1931-33: Forensic Club, 1929-33, Dramatic Club Business Manager, 1929-30: Boot and Spur Club, 1932-333 Great Lovers Club, 1931-33, l-li-Y, 1932-333 Monogram Club, 1932-33: Twenty-Eight Clubg Vigilantesg G.. C. W. Wrestling Teamq- Lacy Literary Society, 1928-33, Marshal, 1929-30, Secretary-Treasurer, 1932-33? Chairman of the Senior Oratorical Contest. John Chick, the tall lad from up where they make automob1les, knows his mght life, his General Motors, his military and his Math. I-Ie is at home in the water, although he may prefer another element. He is popular at the college across the way. VVe won't venture to predict where he will be twenty years from now, but it will be some place worth while. CARROLL COLEMAN Huntington, VV. Va. lllilitnfy: Private, Company A, I93I'33. Alhlctiu: Varsity Baseball, l93l-32, Varsity Football, Varsity Basket Ball, 1932-33. 0rganiz.f1tio1u.' West Virginia Club, 1931-33, GU Club, 1931-333 Lacy Literary Society, 1931-33. Have you ever seen a fellow who really had to plug to get Math? Then you have some idea of Chili's jinx. Chili has been here a year and a half and has made his letter in three sports. As a pitcher, he really comes into his own. He never bragsg he never alibis. Chili is conscientious, a good sport, a true friend. WILLIAM G. COOK Busbkill, Pa. Mililary: Private, Band, 1930-32: Sergeant, Band, 1932-33g First Sergeant, Band, 1932-33. . Athlelirr: Track Team, 1931-33: Company Baseball, 1932-33, Drum and Bugle Corps, 1930-33. Organizatiaixn Non-Commissioned Officers Club, 1932-331 Glee Club, 1930-332 Dramatic Club, 1930-31: Pennsylvania Club, 1930-332 Orchestra, 1932-33: Student Council, 1932-33: junior Debate, 1931-323 Green-Briarr, 1932-33: Philomathian Literary Society, IOSO-33. Grube comes from the big City of Bushkill. Nobody ever heard of the village before, but everyone knows about it now. Grube talks about it all the time. He has so many nicknames he can't keep track of them all. A few are: joe, Bill, Bike, Best VVishes. VVhen anyone needs help or wants to borrow anything, he looks up Grube. VVe don't know whether or' not the people of Bushkill have the same peculiar walk Grube has, but there isn't anybody in the school who can offer any serious competition. He acts the part of the tough top kick' in the Band. He really isn't so tough. He carries one of the big bass horns around on his shoulder from' EDVVIN S. CRAVVFORD Huntington, W. Va. Military: Private, Company A, 1931-323 Sergeant, Company C, 1932-33. Athlrlirr: Varsity Football, 1931-33: Varsity Wrestling Team, 1931-33: Varsity Boxing Team, 1931-33: Varsity Track Team, 1931-33. . , 0rgr111izr1lio'n:.' G Club, 193i-332 Lacy Literary Society, 1931-33. Eddie Crawford is one of Greenbrier's best all-round athletes as well as an all-round good fellow. Everybody is Eddie's friend. He hangs his hat in Huntington, where all the cows and chickens-especially the chickens--come to the train every time he comes home. Like these other First City of W. Va. boys, he seems to be proud of it. GEORGE LEE DILLARD Bluefield, VV. Va. Itlilitnry: Private, Company C, 193 1-325 Corporal, Company C, 1932-33. Hfllhlrtirr: Colonel Football, 1931-33, Rifle Team, :932-33, Crack Squad, IQ-'Sl-32, junior Debate, Bruce PA'rc11 Sta , 1932-33. Orgavzizationn Student Council, 1932-33: Dramatic Club, 1932-333 Rho Dammit Rho, 1931-32, Non- Commissioned Oflicers Club, 1932-333 Philomatliian Literary Society, 1931-33. George is a proud son of Bluefield. He is never in study hall, but he studies a large part of the time, as his grades will testify. George is a great fisherman. He tells us a bunch of names of fishes and books and thingsg maybe he's right-we don't know the difference. He might be kidding us. He plays Colonel football, and claims he plays guard. He is on the rilie team, is Assistant Sports Editor of this yearbook, and has worked up from a corporalship to a sergeantship Qpardon us, Navyj. This fine friend has also been honored by being elected to the Student Council. s September till June. -s2f13 fa- 1933 w HE RIER ATCH ns- 1933 M5211 is areas.-41L,. a l ogg ' . 1 I -- l ass ,amrm fbi V Ei? ' 391. 'L , 352 i at 14 la JOSEPH E. ELLIS Marion, Va. Joe Ellis left before Commencement, much to our sorrow, and didn't leave a write-up of his senior honors. However, we can tell you that this Virginian was an outstanding football player. Everyone who ever heard of Greenbrier's 1932 foot- ball team knows that. VVhat he did to opposing defensive players was something to write to the papers about, which is just what was done. He hails from the town where Sherwood Anderson, one of America's premier writers, is editing a couple of newspapers. Maybe Joe will end up as a novelist-or a character in a novel. WILLIAM VVRIGHT FITZSIMMONS, JR. Elizabeth, N. I. Yllilitary: Private, Company C, 1931-32: Pri- vate, Company A, First Class Private, Company A, Corporal, Company A, 1932-33. Allxlctirrx Boxing Team, I93I-33, Reserve Foot- ball, 1932-33. Orgrmimtionr: De Molay Club, 1931-333 Glee Club, 1911-33, G Club, Hi-Y Club, Non-Com- missioned Ofiicers Club, New Jersey Clubg Philo- rnatlxian Literary Society, 1931-33. Fitz can take it, but usually he gives it. We are referring especially to his work in the well-known squared circle. Although he wasn't here to have his picture taken with the boxers, he deserves to have it there, and we take this opportunity to say so. Fitz is a charter member of the New Joiseyn Club, as he hails from that section where they eat toikey. He is one of those good-natured Irisl1men, fun-lov- ing, with plenty of ability and a darned good wallop to use for anything, whether it be in boxing, studies, football, basket ball or social activities. CARL RAY GARMAN Pittsburgh, Pa. Military: Private, Company B, Company C, 1931-33- Athlftirr: Midget Basket Ball Team, 1931-323 Golf, 1931-33, Varsity Boxing, 1932-331 Junior Debate, 193 1-325 Green-Brian, 1932-335 Senior Oratorical Contest, 1932-33. Organizntionn Dramatic Club, 1932-33g Jolly Pitt Gang, 1931-332 Holy Rollers Club, 19317131 Pennsylvania Club, 1931-335 Lacy Literary Society, 193 l 33- 8 ' Pug has had several changes in his physical appearance since he has taken up boxing, but we still have the same good- natured lad from Pittsburgh. We know one of his glaring weaknesses, and that is green dresses. Ask him about Danville. sf HE RIER PATCH E FREDERICK OZRO GRANGER Lynchburg, Ohio Ihlilitary: Private, Company C, 1929-31: Sergeant, Company B, Company C, 1931-33. .-ilhlfrtirr: Colonel Football, 1932-33: Wrestling Squad, 1931-533 Best Drilled Private, 1930-31. Ofg1mi:'.ation.r.- Ohio Club, 1929-33, Philomalhian Literary Society, 1929-33. Peter Stuyvesant the Second, who is hailed around these parts as Ozro, is the little Dutchman who goes over big with all the ladies. He lives away down on Plum Street in Lynchburg. CWVhat? You never heard of Lynchburg? You thought it was in Virginia? Durnblj He is known widely for his fine pool game and his ability to chew straws perched up on one of the stools in the Lynchburg Pharmacy. I-Ie has been a prominent figure around old G. M. S. for the past four years. His enormous ability to eat is the awe of all the new boys. He stands out in the fall as that fighting Colonel tackle. VVe hope he will be as successful in the cruel world as he is at goldbricking around Greenbrier. Here's to you, Ozro-you're okeh! VVILLIAM SLACK HOPPSTETTER Huntington, W. Va. Illililnry: Private, Band, 1931-33. 1llhlA'tir.r.' Colonel Football, Midget Basket Ball, 1932-33. Organizaiianr: Forensic Club, 1932-335 Philomathian Literary Society. Does he like football? YVell, if you will look at the Colonel football picture you will find Hopp, and if you will look at the Midget football picture-there he is again! He also works around the back campus with the track team. He takes life slow and easy most of the time. His face opens up for a whole-hearted grin whenever he doesn't know the answer to a question. He is a good mathematician, when he wants to be. The girls don't seem to bother him. He will get there-meaning: Wherever he wants to go. CHARLES W. IGNATIUS Cincinnati, Ohio lllilitnfy: Private, Band Section, 1929-QOQ Corporal, Band Section, 1930-319 Sergeant, Band Section, 1931-321 First Lieutenant, Band. Section. 1 u 0rga11izatio1u.' Ohio Clubg Non-Commissioned Oliicers Club, Commissioned Ofhcers Clubg Philomathian Literary Society, Orchestra, 1929-33. Illerlnlr: Scholarship, Band. Special Honor: Senior Class Orator. Is Iggy a good student? Well, the second term he made a bad grade on English IV exam, which was his lowest. A terrible grade. A shameful grade. Only 98! His favorite occupation is kidding Canter. His next favorite is shining his boots so that they resemble ebony mirrors. He is a good speaker, has personality, can be businesslike when necessary, and would make a good executive, steamship captain, bandmaster or professor. But who can tell? Maybe he will decide to be a street car conductor. If he does, we will wager he will speed up all the stiff grades on his route. FREDERICK VVILLIAM JASPER Glen jean, VV. Va. Jllilitnry: Private, Company B, 1931-325 Corporal, Company B, 1932-33. fltltlfticr: Varsity Football, 1931-333 Varsity Basket Ball, 1931-33: Varsity Baseball, 1931-33. SoCieg'gl11LiZIIli07lJ.' Student Council, 1932-33: GU Club, 1931-355 Forensic Club, 1931-335 Philomathian Literary If ever you enter thc Golden Gates of the City of Glen jean, you will be bound to know' Fred. That is, if you stop for any length of time at the one filling station where he holds his summer workout. . This is his second year here and he has six letters to his credit. He was captain of basket ball, and a good leader. He is a snappy corporal. Many military geniuses come from the ranks. Maybe if he were here a few more years he would be a captain or something. VVe thi11k so. Fred says that the dances we hold in tl1e gym at drill period are wonderful, so helpful to one's mind. It does lift a lot of weight off you when they are over. His famous last words: I don't think so. -sg 15 1933 se- R lER :er 1933 1. ,165 ll .1 fi - 1 1,311 l , W -1316 ya- VVALTER F. KIRK, JR. Hasbrouck Heights, N. I. Military: Private, Company B, 1930-31g Cor- poral, Company B, 1931-325 Second Lieutenant, Company A, 1932-33. Alhlctirr: Reserve Football Team, I9-'SO-315 Varsity Wrestling Team, I9-'il-331 Corporal, Crack Squad, 1931-3:5 Company Basket Ball, 1931-32. 0rga1ziz11tiom.' Hi-Y, 1931-332 New jersey, 1930-335 Glee Club, 1931-335 Non-Commissioned Ollicers, lQ3I-32, Commissioned Ofiicers, 1932-332 Boot and Spur, 1932-33: G Club, 1931-335 Marshal, Senior Class, 1952-332 Philomathian Literary Soc1ety, 1930-33. About three years ago an unknown fin these partsy boy named VVallie Kirk drifted into our dear old school. It was Walter Kirk, Jr. He was just another new keydet, but, OH! How he obtained the attention of the girls . . . If you put two and two together you get four, but when you put the parts of Wallie together you get one hundred per cent. GEORGE MCALPIN LANG Dromout, Pittsburgh, Pa. fllilitnry: Private, Company C, 1931-32, Pri- vate, First Class, 1032-33. 0rga1tiz11tirm.r: Dramatic Clubg Lacy Literary Society. This fellow, hailing from the Smoky City, has left a string of records broken behind him. Nine out of ten times George is in the upper third of his classes. He speaks German as well as a stein-lifter. A hobby of his is making model aero- planes-with skill, plus weeks of work. He spends hours and hours moulding one plane into shape. Lang also draws with exceptional ability, and enjoys music. He toots a mean sax himself. He is a fine, quiet, conservative fellow except when Pitts- burgh is mentioned. Then, of course, he brags. VVITCHER GUTHRIE MCCULLOUGH Huntington, W. Va. Military: Private, Company B, 1931-32, Cor- poral, Company A, 1932-33. .4lhIelic.v.' Midget Football, 1931-325 Colonel Football, 1932-333 Varsity Track, 193K-32, Basket Ball, 1931-32, Varsity Track, 1932-33, Basket Ball. 1932-33. . I U Orgr111izatian1'.' West VIFQIHIH, I93l-331 Non- Commissioned Ofiicers, 1932-334 Ph1lom:11.l11an Literary Society, 1931-33. D We wonder if Mac ever th1nks of himself. VVe lenofw he is always ready to think of others. Everyone is ready to laugh over a good joke with Mac, and if one laughs at him--he can take it. There is that certain something in his smile that seems to single out everyone personally. W HE RIER PATCH W LAYDEN QF. MCFETRIDGE Tarentum, Pa. Illilitnry: Private, Company ,A, 1931-313 Corporal, Company. B, Sergeant, Company B, 1932-33. Urgmiizatiofirs Non-Commissioned Oflicers, 1932-335 Forensic, 193263: Dramatic, 1932-33, Vice President, Chislers Club, 1932-33, Lacy Literary Society, 1931-33. Clarke Gable the Second-maybe even the First. That's Mac. Keats said it: A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Ask l1im about the spring vacation trip to Saltville! Mac is a long, tall, true-as-steel cadet who is popular with his fellows, never has any trouble getting dates at good old G. C. VV., watches for his mail with intensity, knows his military, usually has the right answer ill classes, and manages to get a whole lot of joy out of living. ROBERT L. MITCHELL Charleston, W. Va. Mitch left us after Christmas. We didn't want him to go, but sometimes things break that way. He left without handing in his senior honors, but we can assure you that he had them. Mitch was a member of the Student Council. He was always interested in student activities, and numbered his friends by the score. WILLIAM JOHN MOORE Lewisburg, VV. Va. dlilitary: Corporal, Company D, 1929-30-31, Sergeant, Company C, 1931-32Q Second Lieutenant, Company C, l935- 33- Alhlzlius Midget Football, 1929-325 Colonel Football, 1932-33, Assistant Manager, Track, l93I-32, Manager, Tr k 1 2- '. acOrgfiJ1iiza:iion.1: Non-Commissioned Olhcers Club, 19:9-32g Commissioned Oflicers Club, 1932-335 Great Lovers Clubg Cliislers Club, Lacy Literary Society, 1929-33. Johnny is a hard man to stop when he gets a football under his arm. Plenty of Midget and Colonel opponents have found that out during the past few years. Last year he could have starred easily on the Midgets, but he preferred to play on the next higher team, and he gave a fine account of himself in the backfield, Johnny hails from Lewisburg, as you might guess. The fact that he is the president's son hasn't kept him from taking the hard kll0CkS along with the rest of the fellows, and no one is more popular with the cadets than this grinning fellow with the mussed up hair. Pardon us! We forgot that johnny is in love. Ah, love! And since that happy fall, his hair is always carefully slicked down so that he looks like Robert Montgomery himself. Johnny's favorite poems all deal with a girl named-you guess, it shouldn't be diflicult. . J. VVILLIAM NEIDHART McKeesport, Pa. Mililzzrys Private, Company B, 1930-313 Corporal, Company C, 1931-31, First Sergeant, Company B, 1932-33. .4lhl1'tir.r: Archery, 1930-329 Boxing Squad, 1932-33, Assistant Manager, Track, 1931-33. Orgmriznlinriw Pittsburgh, 1930-333 Pennsylvania, 1930-33, Non-Commissioned Ofhcers, 1931-335 De Molay, 1931-33, Assistant Cartoon Editor, 1932-339 Philomathian Literary Society, 1930-33. He draws cartoo11s. He helps manage the track a11d field athletes. He boxes like Firpo. He sits around in the yard across the street and reads magazines. He is one of those hard-boiled sergeants. Hep-two-three-FO'l And when someone drops a rifle- Nice going in there! But he really isn't so tough, when' you know him. He laughs at everything, and has a jolly good time. He is another good student who should make a fine record in college. VVe expect to hear fine things of Neidy when he reaches the collegiate cloisters pale. HAROLD RICHMOND PARKS Jenkins, Ky. - Jlliliinry: Private, Company D, 1930-31, Corporal, Company C, 1931-32: Staff Sergeant, 1932-33. f1llzIetirJ.'AVarsity Wrestling Team, 1931-331 Midget Football, 1932-331 Midget Basket Ball, 1930-33. . 0rgamz:'zt1on.r.- Kentucky, 1930-339 Non-Commissioned Olhcers, 1931-339 G Club, 1931-335 Philomathian Literary Society, 1930-33. This lceydet is from old Kentucky, where the horses are fast, the women are pretty, and beer has taken the place of wine. And is he proud of the old home state! just mention the fact that murders sometimes occur there--the newspapers are all liars! That's the spirit, Parksy- we don't blame you for standing up for the old Blue Grass section. He is the Keeper of the Keys to the clinic, and it is to him we pray for our daily portions of grub when we are in the inhrmary. Some day he will be either a big Navy man or a big doctor-maybe both. -if 17 fif- 1933 B- HE RIER E' 1933 !..T.,,i...,.,?1,.....,A ., L, 1 l I ii ' r it l l l lt A a il 1 1 l ll li ' E gg. 4. , 1 ... , 1 ii 1 .1 J i.. . 1 l. W l l 1 Jem it . We' 1 ! 1. i J -12118 iz- DONALD T. PETERS Bluefield, W. Va. Military: Private, Company B, 1931-329 First Class Private, Company A, 1932-33. .4thlzZif.r.' Midget Football, Midget Basket Ball, 1931-333 Varsity Wrestling. Organizatiann Philomathian Literary Society. Peters is an eel in the wrestling arena. He moves around carefully, slowly a11d then darts in for the kill. We wouldn't want to be the other fellow. He is quiet a good part of the time, but when there is something to be done- there he is. He played football. He played basket ball. He gets things done. LYLE BOGGESS PIPER Princeton, VV. Va. Illilihzry: Private, Company C, 1930-315 Cor- poral, Company B, 1931-325 Second Lieutenant, Headquarters Company, Band Section, 1932-33. .fIthlr!ir.r: Archery, 1930-32. 0rga11ization1.' Non-Commissioned Oflicers, 193i- 32, Commissioned Oliicers, 1932-33, Dramatic Club, 1931-33: Glee Club, I93O-31, West Vir- ginia, 1930-33, Lacy Literary Society, I930-33: VVl1ere hast thou been, friend? Making footprints on the sands of time . . . He was once a private, but now he is a Looeyl And, although he isn't a Scotch- man, all you have to do to make him dance is to sing The Campbells Are Coming? Stop blushing, Piper! Piper is another good bow-and-arrow man. He is a VVest Virginia Mountaineer. He keeps his boots looking like twin ebony mirrors, running neck and neck with Iggy in this department. His room is always neat at inspection. He knows his military. To paraphrase Macbeth, Hail, worthy friend, worthy cadet! HERBERT ADDISON PORTER Bossevain, Va. Illililary: Private, Company A, 1931-323 Cor- poral, Company B, 1932-33. Alltlrticn' Varsity Football, 1931-335 Colonel Basket Ball, I93I-33, Track, 1931-32, Rifle Team, lgjbsghnizativnrs Virginia, 1931-335 Philomathian Literary Society, 1931-33. Little Herbie is that s-l-o-w-t-a-l-k- i-n-g cadet from Bossevain. He was a classy end on the varsity football team, and his slowness was forgotten while he was forward on the Colonels basket ball machine. He can be seen every 'Monday down town sporting a G sweater, of which he is rightfully proud. His favorite pastimes are algebra and English. Some people say that he has never combed his hair, but We know that he has, tfwire. He is also on the rilie team, and he is good at shooting both targets and the old bologna. s 1-IE BRIER PATCH E KELLY E. REED, IR. zllililnry: Private, Company A, lQ2?-202 Corporal, Company B, X929--'QDQ First Sergeant, Company C, I93O431Q Second Lieutenant, Company A, First Lieutenant, Company C, 1931-32: Captain, Company C, 1932-33, fllltlelirf: Reserve Football, IOZS-31, Varsity Football, 1931-33: Track, IQZS-29, Boxing, 1929-30: Company Basket Ball, 1928-3:5 Company Baseball, 1931-32: Baseball. 1932-33: G Clttb, 19354 Student Council, 1930-33, Nominating Committee lor Student Council, 1932-33: President, Student. Council, 1932-332 President, Junior Class, 1931-32: Sports Editor, Crrrtz-l1ria1's', 1930-315 President, Class of I933, Certihcate of Eligibility lor Commission as Second Lieutenant, U. S. Reserve Army Corps. Orgrinizzztiozu: Non-Coms Club, 1929-313 Commissioned Oliicers Club, 1931-33: Putt and Shoe Club, 1930-31: Boot and Spur Club. 1931-33: President, Boot and Spur Club, 1932-33, H1-Y, 1930-33, Secretary-Treasurer, Hi-Y, 1932-33: President, Forensic Club, 1932-33, Twenty-Einltt Club: Vigilantes. 1'lIr.'11zlr.' Citatirsn Cord lor tlte Commander of thc Winner of the Winning Platoon i11 Platoon Competitive. Sorirtivr: Pltilomathian Literary Society, 1923-333 Secretary, lfljl-32, President, I932'33. Have you ever read Horatio Alger, jr.? So had Kelly, so he decided to emulate the heroes of those stories and make good on tl1e big team. He plugged away, always dependable, always out for practice, and tl1is year he won l1is reward. Not only did he make his G and play in most of the big games, but he captained the team on Thanksgiving Day in his home town, It paid to take a beating, didn't it, Kelly? Our Blushing Captain, as he is occasionally callled, lis- also quite a ladies' man. They seem to grovel at his feet-sometimes. But does he care? Not he. His motto is, Nine Ollt of ten times indifference gets 'eml Kelly is one of the most popular ollicers in school. PRENTICE REEVES Columbus, Ohio Reeves liked home so well that he left without handing in any senior honors. However, we hated to sec him go. Although this was his first year with us, we learned to like him. Don't forget your Greenbrier pals, Reeves, and come back to see us sometime. JAMES ANDREVV RHODES VVilliamson, VV. Va. Military: Private, Company B, 19:9-30, Corporal, Company B, 1930-315 First Sergeant, Company A, 1931-32, First Lieutenant, Company A, I932-33. .fI!hlrlic.f.' Company Basket Ball and Baseball, 1oz9-32. V Orgmtizationrs West Virginia Club, 1929-33: Non-Commissioited Ollicers Club, 1930-32: Debating Team, 1932-335 Blaekguard Pusileers, 1932-339 Reserved Olhrers Club, 193:-335 Commtssioned Ollicers Club, 1932-33: Lacy Literary Society, I9'.!Qf33. If you have read the story of Tom Sawyer you also have read the life of Lieutenant Rhodes, otherwise known as Andy. Andy is known as the fellow who does all things others would like to do-such as his regular Sunday walk to Caldwell. If you haven't acquired the art of handling your tobacco, any form, ask Andy to demonstrate a11d he will show you how. But he doesn't use it on the school grounds. Acquiring the friendship of Lieutenant Rhodes is easy, but to lose it is diHicult, for he is true to his friends. Some people say a uniform makes tl1e man, but the way to find out is to 'iAsk the Man VVho Owns Onell-Lieutenant Rhodes. RAYMOND ROBERTSON Pittsburgh, Pa. lllililary: Private, Company B, 1951-325 Corporal, Company C, 1932-33. .4th.lnti:,r.' Varsity Basket Ball, 1931-33: Sports Editor, T111: Btutzn PATCH, l93l-335 Grrcn-Brinrs, 1932-33. 0I'g!l7l-iZ!llf0IIJ.' Dramatic: Club, 1932-33, Pennsylvania Club, 1931-335 Glee Club, 1931-33, Orchestra, 1931-333 Non-Commissioned Ollicers, 1931-331 Pl1ilon1at,lti:tn Literary Society, 1931-33. From the depths of the innermost recesses of The Musical Generals comes the sl1rill squeak of a violin. This is Robie at the wheel of the first and only violi11 in tl1e orchestra. And can he play! Rubenstein and his violi11 have nothing at all on this boy from Pitt. Remember how he pulled a megaphone crooning act between acts of the play? The girls remember, if you don'tl Many will follow the crowd, but few will rebuke their companions because they believe differently. Robie is an honest, courageous friend. Rudy can well be proud of his record at Greenbrier. He has starred in a musical way, 011 the basket ball court, and as sports editor of the yearbook and contributor to the paper. -at 19 as 1933 ss- HE RIER PATCH W T Ili 5 1 5 l l l l l Q 1 l ml li 111 ss 1 l l I I l l R 1 -1Ef20 ir- VVILLIAM ARTIS SMITH Gastonia, N. C. Military: Private, Company B, 1931-33. zllhlslicr: Varsity Football, Varsity Basket Ball, Varsity Track, X932-33. Organizalirmr: G Club, 1932-33. Soriety: Lacy Literary Society. Artis was a great football man Qeven if he did admit it, under pressurej, and was a promising member of the basket ball squad until his knee failed him. He knows his stuff in track, too. As this goes to press, we have just had word that he knocked two home runs in Clifton Forge on his first two trips to the plate. Artis's only enemies, so far as we know, are Algebra, Geometry, Physics and En- glish. His strong forte is checkers. CHARLES EVANS STEWART Pittsburgh, Pa. Military: Private, Company B, 1930-315 Cor- poral, Company B, 1931-325 Corporal, Company A, 1032-35. , lflthlelirr: Tennis Team, 1930-315 Company Baseball Team, 1930-335 Assistant Manager, Foot- ball, 1931-325 Manager, Varsity Football, 1932-335 Crack Squad, 1931-32. Orgrinizationr: Pennsylvania Club, 1930-335 ,Tolly Pitt Gang, 1930-335 Non-Commissioned Olhcers Club, 1931-335 G Club, I932-331 Holy Rollers Club, 1931-335 Senior Oratorical Contest, I932-331 Philomatliian Literary Society, 1930-33. Mulalr: Winner of Ott Mathematics Medal, 1930-Sl. Another Pittsburgh boy leaves G. M. S. with a fine chance to set the pace in college. He has attained high scholastic standing here, and the fact that he has selected Dartmouth as his future Alma Mater proves that he isn't afraid of hard work. He is prominent in all social activi- ties. ROBERT THOMPSON Ridley Park, Pa. Military: Private, Company A, 1928-50, Cor- poral, Company A, 1930-315 Sergeant, Company A, 1931-325 Sergeant, Company B, 1932-33. rlthlericr: Crack Squad, I929-30, Baseball, 1931-32: Company Basket Ball. Organizations: Non-Commissioned Officers, 1930- 33, Dramatic, 191.9-335 Green-Briarr, 1929-325 Mili- tary Editor, Bama PATCH, 1931-335 Twenty-Eight, 1930-315 Hi-Y, 1931-335 President, Chislers, 1931- 33, Lacy Literary Society, 1918-395 Philomathian Literary Society, 1931-33. 1 Thompson is another Pennsylvania product who is proud of the Keystone State for no known reason! His tall form finds trouble adapting itself to classroom seats, and he needs little encouragement to make him eligible for a report, Sitting improperly in class. His work on the Blum PATCH this year was invaluable. . x HE BRIER PATCH F EMANUEL TOMCHIK Lansford, Pa. Jllilimry: Private, Company B, 1932-33. Athlftirf: Varsity Football, 1932-333 Varsity Wrestling, 1932-333 Track Squad, 1932-33. 0rgmzi:'.11liom'.' G Club, 1932-333 Pliilomathian Literary Society, 1932-33. Did you ever hear of anyone quick like a rabbit? Well, this is Tomchik's favorite expression. He is just a Pennsylvania Dutchman trying to get along, but he got along very well in the wrestling ring, and when he starts to high jump the sky is the limit. He has done exceptionally well in his studies. JOHN S. TRIEM Pittsburgh, Pa. Jllililary: Private, Company C, 1930-313 Private, Company A, 1931-323 Corporal, Company C, 1932-33. Orgaviizatiovm- Humor Editor, Passin' Review Staffg Feature Editor, Green-Eriar.r,' Organizations Editor, Biuisn Pivrcirg Chapel and Church Choir3 Dramatic Club Stage Crew, 1930-53: Archery Team3 Jolly Pitt Gang, 1930-331 Pennsylvania Club, 1930-33, Philomathian Literary Society, 1930-33. . John Triem is the fellow who had to run around gathering up the lists of members of the various organizations so that the Barak PATCI-1 might go to press. He has a keen sense of humor, although he doesn't go in for slap-stick tricks such as tossing trash cans down the steps and throwing paper around the stoops. He sings. He works with the Dramatic Club. He uses ye olde bow and arrow. Truly, we have here a man of versatility. ' JAY TE WINBURN Montclair, N. I. Military: Private, Company D, 1930-SI, Private, Company B, 193 I-321 Corporal, Company C, 1931-323 First Sergeant, Company C, 1932-33. , .4!hl1'tir.f: Midget Football, 1932-33. 0rg1u1iz11lio11.1.- Green-Briarr, 1932-333 Bruxaa P,x1'c11 Staff, 1931-3-'ij Hi-Y, 1932-333 New Jersey, 1930-333 Philo- mathian Literary Society, 1930-33. jay Te, the boy with the unusual name, is the eldest of The Four Brothers act. He claims that l1e usually wins his wrestling matches with VValker and Ehmka, although they say he is all wet in that respect. One thing is certain-he iS11,t all wet in 'other ways. For this New Jersey boy is a good student, a good military man and a dependable, friendly cadet. ROBERT C. WOOD Lewisburg, VV. Va. Jllilitary: Private, Company E, I923-241 Acting Sergeant, Company E, 1924-27: Private, Company B, 1927-283 Company B, IQZS-30, Corporal and Sergeant, Company B, 1930-313 Second Lieutenant and First Lieutenant, Company B, 1931-32: First Lieutenant and Adjutant, Staff, 1932-33. fitltlclicr: Pigmy Football and Basket Ballg Varsity Baseball, 1929-323 Co-Captain, Baseball, 19333 Reserve Basket Ball, Varsity Squad, 1930-323 Varsity Basket Ball, 1932-33. 0fg1l7liZl1ff07lf.' Lewisburg Club3 Boot and Spurg Student Council3 President, Lacy Literary Society, 1932-333 Sports Stall, Bama Pa-rc11, l93O'321 Editor-in-Chief, Batten PATCH, 1932-33. Illerlaln Bible and Latin Medals, 1929-303 Best All-Around Man, Undergraduates, 1931-323 Debater's Medal, 393313- Bob VVood, Lewisburg's gift to G. M. S., has been with us for more years' than many of us have known about Lewisburg. That doesn't mean that he is old. It merely means that he has been attending Greenbrier since his early grade school days. In the classroom, Bob always manages to place with the leaders. Incidentally, he is editor-in-chief of this book-but this is one write-up he won't see until tl1e book is printed! VVILLIAM YOUNG Elkhorn, W. Va. .1'lIilimry: Private, Headquarters Company, Band Section, 1931-32Q Sergeant, Headquarters Company, Band Section, l931-33. u 1 Athl1'tic.r: Rifle Team, 1932-33. Orgrntizntiznm- Non-Commissioned Olhcers, 1932-333 Dramatic, l932-QQQ West Virginia, 1931-333 McDowell, 1932-33? Lacy Literary Society, 1931-33. jim Londos may be pretty good, but Bill Young says that he taught Jim all the wrestler knows. He is also a fine student. I-Iis only enemies are Latin and College Algebra. RAYMOND WILSON BLANKENSHIP Caldwell, W. Va. zllilitnfy: Private, Company A3 Member, Crack Squad, Company A. Alhlztirr: Track and Varsity Football. 0rganizalion.t.' G Clubg Forensic Clubg Debating Team. CNO picture takenj Blankenship hails from Caldwell, down where the bridge ends and the school camp begins. He played havoc with opposing lines during football season. His good nature made him many friends during his year at Greenbrier. -a 21 11- 1933 ss- HE RIER ATCH W 1933 ,1.,.af,,., 11. ..2,,,, V. 'S- Xa 1 el Commercial Seniors JOE NORVVOOD COOK LAWRENCE FORD MULLINS East Orange, N. J. Military: Private, Company A, 1929-32, First Ser- geant, Company A, 1931-33. Atlzlclirr: Colonel Football, 1929-33, Varsity Track, l929'33- Orgn11izntio11:.' New Jersey Club, 1929-33, Dramatic Club, 1930-33, Non-Commissioned OllicersAClub, 193:- 33: G Club, 1930-333 Fallen Angels, 1932-33, Lacy Literary Society, 1929-33. Ioe is a good track man, and has always boosted the cintler path sport. He is quite a ladies' man. Cook also has ability to toss tall tales into the air, letting the quips fall where they may. He is a good actor and a hne fellow. We are betting on Joe to go places. RICHARD MARVIN GARRETSON Huntington, VV. Va. Military: Private, Company B, 1923-29, Corporal, Company B, 1930-313 Sergeant, Company B, 1931-325 First Lieutenant and Battalion Supply Ollicer, 1932-33. Orgauizrztiovzr: Non-Commissioned Ollicers Club, 1930- S21 Commissioned Ollicers Club, 1932-33, Great Lovers Club, 1932-33, Blackguard Fusileersg Philomathian Literary Society, 1928-33, President, Philornathian, B Section, 1933. Garretson, the good-looking Cabell County boy, is popular here and across town. He doesn't stay home at Christmas, but goes on 5oo-mile trips. He has taken a beating from the cadets this year, but seems to ap- preciate our interest in his affair. He made a fine job ol keeping our rifles in order. -tl 22 South Charleston, VV. Va. Illilitnry: Private, Company C, 19:19-32, Sergeant, Company C, 1932-33, Crack Squad, Company C, 1930-31. Athlr1ic.r: Midget Football, 19:9-335 All-Southern Midget Football, I92O'3OQ All-Ameplcan Midget Football, 1930-31, Midget Basket Ball, 1919-32, Boxing, 1929-30, Track, 1932-33. 0rgm1izn!in11r.' Non-Commissioned Ollicers Club, 1932- 332 Rho Dammit Rho, 193i-32: Hi-Y, 1931-335 Lacy Literary Society, 1929-335 Twenty-Nine Club. IVIoon, ol South Charleston, helps Zogg run the third stoop. His bright smile remembered. Moon seemed legitis, but pulled through ping-pongitisf' This fellow a corking good H011-CDD1. KARL SECRIST ZOGG South Charleston, VV. Va. illililary: Private, Company C, D, 1928-29: Corporal, Company D, 1929-30, Sergeant Commanding Company D, 1931-323 Second Lieutenant, Company D, 1932-33. fltlxletirr: Company Baseball and Basket Ball, 1928- 33: Assistant Manager, Football, 19:9-30, Varsity Base- ball, 1931-333 Wrestling, 1932-33. 0rgaui:,alio1u.' West Virginia Club, 1925-33, Glee Club, 1928-33, Outlaw Club, 19:8-295 Non-Commissioned Ollicers Club, 1929-30, 1931-323 Church Choir, 1931-33, Rho Dammit Rho, 1931-33, President, Glee Club, 1932- 33, Hi-Y, 1932-333 Twenty-Eight Clubg Vigilantes: South Charleston Club, 1932-33, Lacy Literary Society. Karl, sage of South Charleston, rules the eastern suite, top floor. He is a stocky, sturdy, brainy boy. We wonder sometimes if he is really as hard-boiled as he makes out. He is a lighter who never quits, as witness last faIl's political campaign. Okeh, South Charleston! and ready wit will long be to be succumbing to col- with no ill effects except is a11 excellent athlete and its F HE RIER PATCH F -..Y .- , . . ...i Post-Graduates JOHN SAMUEL EARMAN, Jn. Covington, Va. 1'lf1ilirary: Private, Company B, IQZS-295 Corporal, Company C, 1930-315 Sergeant, Company B, 1930-315 First Sergeant, Company B, 1931-32, First Lieutenant, Company C, 1932-33. Athletirx: Crack Squad, 1928-305 Track Squad, 1930- 335 Colonel Football, 1930-32. Organizaliavm- Virginia Club, 1928-335 Non-Commis- sionecl Officers Club, 1923-321 Hi-Y Club, 1930-331 President, Hi-Y, 1933, Forensic Club, 1931-335 Student Council, 1931-335 Commissioned Olncers Club, X932-33, Boot and Spur Club, 1932-33: Conductor of College Tram, 1931-325 Vice President, Senior Class, 1931-325 President, Philomatliian Literary Society5 Twenty-Eight Club5 Vigilantes Club5 Virginia National Guardg Second Lieutenant, U. S. Reserve Oflicers, Army5 SCCCIld Lieu- tenant, 246tl1 Coast Artillery, R. O. T. C. Campg Philo- mathian Literary Society, 1928-33. Jack is tlxe only cadet who can wear a brown uniform and get away with it. And do the girls fall for it? WILLIAM E. DAVIS Cleveland, Ol1i0 Ilfilitnry: Private, Band Section, 1932-33. flzlzlericr: Colonel Football. Orgrutizatioftn Forensic Club5 Orcl1es1ra5 Lacy Literary Society. Davis is that smiling little chap wl1o is always good for a laugh during a dull public speaking class. CHARLES PAUL GILBERT Lewisburg, W. Va. 0rgm1i:.atio11:.' Varsity Debating Team, 1932-335 Forensic Club5 Hi-Y Club5 Lacy Literary Society. Gilbert is that very excellent student and line fellow who came to us from L. H. S. EDWARD ALLAN HEFLIN West Union, W. Va. Ilflilitnry: Private, Band, 1932-33. Organizations: Forensic Club5 Gram-Briarr, I932- 335 Lacy Literary Society, 1932-33. Heli is one of those strong, silent men who say little and yet do mucl1. , HOWARD HEAVENER Lewisburg, W. Va. lllilitary: Private, Company C, 1932-33. Organizatio1z.r.' Lewisburg Club5 Green-Briar: Staff. Here is a good, honest product of Lewisburg who should go far. He l1as made plenty of friends at G. M. S. JOHN PAUL JONES Richwood, W. Va. Jllilitary: Private, Company B, 1931-325 Corporal, Company C, 1932-33. Atlzleticx: Varsity Football, 1931-335 Varsity Wrest- ling, 1931-32. Organizationr: G Club, 1931-33: Forensic Club, 1932-332 Grew-Brirzrr, 1932-335 Non-Commissioned Oflicers Club, 1932-335 Lacy Literary Society, 1931-33. Tarzan rules the north side of the first stoop. If .you clon't believe it just aslc jess Wolford. ' -:cl 23 gg. 1933 as HE RIE R ATCH ss- 1933 HERBERT LEONARD KNAPP, Jn. Tams, W. Va. Military: junior Officer, Company E, 1923-295 Pri- vate, Company D, IQZO-302 Corporal, Company.D, ll23O- 315 First Sergeant, Company C, l93l-322 1'1rst Lieu- tenant, Company B, 1932-33. ' 0rg111Liz:1tio1u.' Junior Sports: Associate Editor, Gretn- Briarx, 1931-325 Assistant Business Manager, Bxutsk PM-czi, I9-'QI-32, Pigmy Football, 1931-325 Manager, Track, 19315 Debating Team, 1931-333 Editor-in-Chief, 0111511-Brirzrx, 1932-332 Feature Editor, B1t11:1t PIKTCII, 1932-335 Pigmy Football, 1932-335 Company Basket Ball, 1932-335 Non-Commissioned Officers Club, 1930- 325 Commissioned Officers Club, 1932-335 West Virginia Club, 1929-335 Secretary, Forensic Club, 1932-335 Dra- matic Club, 1932-335 Monogram Club, 1931-335 Quill and Scroll, 1931-33: Boot and Spur Club, 1932-335 Charter Member, Chislers, 1932-335 Twenty-Three Club5 Blackguard Fusileers fCertihcate of Eligibility for Com- mission as Second Lieutenant in Ofhcers Reserve C0rpslJ5 junior Literary Society, 1923-29: President, Junior Literary Society, 1926-275 Final junior Debate, 1926-275 Lacy Literary Society, 1929-335 junior Class Debate, 1930-315 Senior Orator, 1931-32. . . llflztlalx: Junior Scholarship Medal, 1924-255 Citation Cord and Medal for Best Non-Commissioned Ofhcer, 1931- 32. Looks like we are going to have to have another fire to get Knapp Ollt of here. The one way back in 1925 didn't seem to bother him mucl1. HOMER D. LOWE Point Pleasant, W. Va. Iklilifarys Private, Band, IQIS-29, Corporal, Band, 1929-305 First Lieutenant, Band, 1930-315 Captain, Band, 1931-325 Captain, Band, 1932-33. Allilrticy: Rifle Team, 1930-335 Company Basket Ball and Baseball, 1932-33. - n Organizalio-nr: Orchestra, 1928-335 Non-Commissioned Ofiicers Club, 1929-305 West Virginia Club, 1928-335 Four Horsemen Club, 1929-325 Commissioned Officers Club, 1930-335 Swiss Navy, 1929-305 Boot and Spur, 1930-325 Vice President, Boot and Spur, 1932-335 Passm' Review Staff, 1931-325 Glee Club, 1931-335 Twenty- Eight Club, 1932-335 Student Council, 1932-335 Band Medal, 1931-325 Nominating Committee for Student Council, 1932-33: Vigilantes, 1932-335 Philomathian Literary Society, 1928-33. , Lowe is the presiding genius of tl1e band, The Musical Generals, and other things too numerous to mention. I-Ie thinks Point Pleasant is next door to Paradise. Ex- cept for that, he is a great fellow. WILLIANI MADISON LA FON Roanoke, Va. Military: Private, Band, 1932-33. , Alhlrzirr: Midget Basket Ball, 1932-335 Midget Foot- ball, 1932-33. Orga11izatio11r: Green-Briarr StafI5 Forensic Club5 Dramatic Club. This cheerful fellow always has something to be happy about. The only thing we don't like about him is l1is habit of blowing his bugle to get us up early in tl1e WILLIAM B. MCCOY Rochester, N. Y. Illilitnfy: Private, Band. Orga1ti2ation.r.' School and Chapel Orchestra5 Hi-Y Club5 Lacy Literary Society. McCoy is always anxious to get his mail. Wonder why? He is a musician of real merit. WILLIAM PEARCE OLIVER, Jn. Detroit, Mich. Mililnry: Private, Company A, 19315 Private, Com- pany A, Sergeant Company B, Second Lieutenant, Com- pany A, IQQI-322 Captain, Company A, 1932-33. 0rgr111izalio1u.' Final Junior Debateg Captain, Var- sity Debating Team, 1931-32, 1932-335 Company Base- ball, 1932-335 Company Basket Ball, 19335 Crack Squad, Company A, 19315 Boxing, 1932-332 Military Editor, Btuen PATCH, 19325 Associate Editor, Bruce Pa'rc11, 19335 Associate Editor, Crfrrn-Brian, Editor, Green- Brinrr, 1932-335 Quill and Scroll5 Student Council, l93I'33i Nominating Committee for Student Council, 1932-33, Philomathian Literary Society, Secretary ,B morning. Section5 Boot and Spur Club, 1932-335 Hi-Y, 1931-335 Forensic Cluh, 1931-335 Dramatic Club, 1931-335 Michi- gan Club5 Great Lovers Club5 Vice President and Char- ter Member, Chislers5 Non-Cominissioned Ofhcers Club, 193:32 Commissioned Ofiicers Club, 1931-335 Blackguard Fusileers fReserve Ollicers Training Corps Graduatej5 Certificate of Eligibility for Commission as Second Lieu- tenant, U. S. Reserve Army Corps, Fort Knox, Ky. Jllgrlals: Senior Oratorical Medal, 1932. . Oliver is. a good officer who knows how to handle l11s dukes 111 the boxing ring. His company is always JOHN S. ROGERS, Jn. I McDo11ald, Pa. flliilrzry: Private, Com an A, 1 2-5 . f1tl1lt'tic.v: Tennis Teams? y 93 is .0rg1mizatio1u: Hi-Y Club5 Pennsylvania Club5 Green- Brmr: Stafig Philomathian Literary Society. Rogers-seldom seen, seldom heard-often heard about. EDGAR B. RUFF Elkhorn, lV. Va. Q Jldilitary: Private, Headquarters Company, Band Sec- tion, 1931-325 Sergeant, Headquarters Company, Band Section, 1932-33. Alhletirr: Colonel Basket Ball, 1931-339 Chapel Orchestra, 1931-33. 0rgr111iz11tio11.1: Vlfest Virginia, 1931-335 Forensic, F932-339 McDowell, 1932-332 Non-Commissioned Ofiicers, IQQ-2-33, Dramatic, 1932-335 Philomathian Literary Society, I03I-33. Ruff delighted i11 testing l1is strength against Young's. He also liked to recite selections for Captain Heflin. HARVEY MILTON SHUMATE Princeton, YV. Va. Illilitary: Private, Company C, 1932-33, fllhleticr: Midget Basket Ball. .0rga111'z11tion.r.' West Virginia Club5 Forensic Club5 Pl1ll0lYlIlll1lZlIl Ltterary Society. Sht1mate was Captain Street's pet-annoyance in JOHN PHILIP STAFFORD, Ja. Easton, Md. Military: Private, Company B, 1932-33. Athlrlicr: Wrestling Team, 1932-33. Organiznlionr: Maryland, 1932-335 Debating Team, 1932-335 Lacy Literary Society, 1932-33. A faculty officer told me that Stafford would make a good politician because l1e was bull-headed. GARLAND WI-IEELING ZELLER West Union, W. Va. Illililary: Private, Company A, 1932-33. flthlrticx: Varsity Football, I932'33i Varsity Basket Ball, l93Z'33i Track Squad, 1932-335 Baseball, 1932-33. 0rgaui2atio11,r.' Virginia, 1932-3 32 Philornathian Literary Society, 1932-33. Besides being a regular fellow, Zeller can lay claim to fame for sticking it o11t for a year rooming with Andy Rhodes. It's always fair weather whe11 good fellows get together. WILLIAIVI VINCENT M. KNIGHTON WVhite Sulphur Springs, XV. Va. KNO picture takenj Military: Private, Company C, I932-33. fItltlstit.r.' Varsity Football, 1932-335 Varsity Basket Ball, 1932-335 Varsity Boxing, 1932-33. Orga11i2ation.r: Captain, Varsity Debating Team, 1932-331 West Virginia Club5 G Club5 Forensic Club5 Philomathian Literary Society. Bill commutes from White Sulphur, where l1e holds forth as a man-about-town. We o11ly wish he could be with us for another year. ROBERT HITE GROVE Ronceverte, VV. Va. QNO picture takenj 1'lliIilary.' Private, Company A, 1932-33. Atlzleicrx Varsity Football, 1932-333 Varsity Basket Ball, 1932-33. Orga-nizntio1t.r.' Philomathian Literary Society. Hite is an easy-moving boy who get things finished when he starts them. He holds the same position in Ron- ceverte that Knighton has in White Sulphur. up to scratch. Physics. -iff 24- lg' 3 1933 E' H E RIER PATCH F JUNIORS ROBERT EDWARD ATWATER Cleveland, Ohio Hn: lie: fllwalrrf Long hileef no water! JAMES HAROLD BLY Pimtsburgh, Pa. A burly fBly':j lin down brnralh thi: Jlnnr, OI whom 'Lis .mid hi: head wa: .valid bone. ROCCO DOMINICK BRUNO Pelham Manor, N. Y. Herr lie: Morro, Ihr lowr grznt Who wa: afraid to ark for a datr. LEONARD LEE COHEN Rochester, N. Y. Hare lit: Iri.vh, lrur mul triad: What a man. Rorhwtn-'J jmdf! GEORGE T. CONLEY, Jn. Williamson, W. Va. Hzru l-in Conley ol Williammn- He :lolz a pig and away he ru'n.' PAT H. CONLEY VVilliz1mson, W. Va. Hire .vlzeps good old Conley, P. Com: 'round JDTIlA'fli'lll! and .fer mr. FRANK J. CORCORAN New Haven, Conn. Cond nlrl Corcoran, name ol Fravzk, DIED! llQu11't that n fooliih pm-nh? FRANK CRAWFORD Huntington, W. Va. Huang Frank wa: lairly Jmart, But Big Brolhvr Eddie pulled him apart. JACK DANA . Lewisburg, W. Va. He uma a ganrl heal walker, wa: our Jack- Slow rumg,,:w11 from a lurk. CARLES GEORGE DECKMAN Cleveland, Ohio ' Herr mpan: Dzrkman. mulrr th: .rodf flltrr hu rzzlurrmfnt lu' lox! hif squad. T f , l J l l l i i 43' 4 . l l - i -v2f25 1114-- E HE RIER PATCH F - - 1 -id 26 1-Ze HARVEY MARVIN DILLABAUGH Middletown, N. Y. Drop fl irnr for Dillalzaughp Haclwl to pizrzr with rx mw. FRANK A. EHRENFORD New York, N. Y. Did you my, Furl fiz: twclven? Ykah-as long as an ax hrlw. JAMES H. ELLWOOD Freeman, W. Va. Here liz: Butch, who loved hi: buf: S07IlEI177lz'J swam rn 11 up Ia lur mr. LEO FIZER St. Albans, W. Va. Lrzdier and gnltlznzzn, hmr my lllzatp llfly lxfrt -wzre warn nfl' walking the brat. ROBERT S. FOX New York, N. Y. Here lie: Fox, R.- Lafl hi! lil: in a box tar. HAROLD L. FRANKEL Huntington, NV. Va. Here lin Harald Frankel: Hz dmfnlczlf hix Iathzr Jprmlerl. JAMES ROSS GARMAN Pittsburgh, Pa. Carman played dup and low When hz played the pi-a-no. JOHN GILMOR Jenkins, Ky. jolm G .vlzrpx here. Lil: wzu grand, Bullying th: oiirerx of the Band. Until-! ROBERT EMIL GILMOR Jenkins, Ky. Hzrt reside: Jllr. Gilmor, R., ' From Kcnlnflcy, when' lliey nerd no bar. STETSON R. HILL Tenafiy, N. J. Hill wa: lznlal, mul gffiing bolder, But slit found n DARK hair on hir shauldzr F HE RIER PATCH E RICHARD STANLEY .IAWITZ Montclair, N. J. Ilfrr he ix. Hs -wa: wry rwrrl: Nolh-ing in hix hcad, but all in hir fest. WILLIAM R. LAIRD Montgomery, W. Va. HNJ happy no-w, is Slrrpy Laird, Would have .flzpt through rlrill had he only dnrnl. A. WILLIAM LUMSDEN Pembroke, Va. Hrre liar Lmlmlerl-a'1fr Bill Fell-rlinlbing Lowr': Hill. JOSEPH R. MANNING Pittsburgh, Pa. Ihre is our olrl pal, friend jar,- Cop mill, St0p! but hz Jnirl, NUI JAMES O'BRI EN Gallipolis, Ohio Hrrr Jtamly th: body of jim 0'Brir'n,' Prairr him, lrllowr, 'muse hr Hzurnt uut tryin' CHARLES MOORE PACE Lewisburg, W. Va. Tao murh lar: Last the ran' For fltur old Parr. ROGER T. PRICE Charleston, YV. Va. Ilrrf Her th: body al Rogxr Taylorg A :oldier who wixhnl hr wa: zz milnr. ALFRED FRANK PRICHARD Fairmont, W. Va. Ihre he il, in the from yard- Cuozl alll .flllrrd Frank Pri-rlmrll. HOWARD E. RI-IOADS Eldred, Pa. Herr liz: lhe body ol Rnl Rhomlr, Who lhrnu the bull by th: mrlaarlx. L 'wif 27 1-3- --I 1? 1933 33- HE RIER ATCH E 1933 otif 28.1134-A EDWIN B. ROSENZWEIG Erie, Pa. He is through with .rtorm and :trifef Ro:y druvnmefl hi: way thro-ugh life. DOUGLAS PENDELTON RUCKER Riglimond, Va. Doug Rurker lies here: Died-legal heer. HARRY COE SLUSSER, IR. Raplxine, Val. Cheer: for Keydet Slurxer, Greatrrt wmnenir hair 1n1::.rer. CHARLES ROBERT SMOAK Greensboro, N. C. Here ix Tramler Banrlnlmn S1noale- Died while laughing at Wartl': joke. HOWARD GEORGE STEWART, JR. Pittsburgh, Pa. Here lie: Stewart, G.- I'm glad it was he elm! not me. - EUGENE DOUGLAS TAYLOR Williamson, W. Va. A tailor waxlfnwer a tailor And newer will he a tailor. GEORGE TAYLOR YVilli:lmson, W. Va. Here lie: Taylor, G., xturzg by a bee On hi: left knee. Whceeee! J. BUSS WARD' WyckoH, N. J. Here ir old I. Burr, ll'ho eonlcl fight without giving hi: hair a must. ROBERT E. WEAVER 'Traverse City, Mich. Sing a .rang for Robert Mfaver- Hod a girly decided to lo-ot' 'er and leave 'er. Nora: The Academic Editor ir more than sorry that no pictures of Bene, Boyden, H. Dillard, II. Hartley, H. Pane, Sneerl, Wall, llkbber and W. Prextorx are available for these pagcs. They are all good In-niorr, in high .vtnnding with their jellouu, and the Editor hope: that you will had their fare: .rmiling in the Senior Sertiovr. of the 1934 Bxuzx PM-cu. W HE RIER PATCH F As a Keyclet Sees It ---- Uiy R. E. VVEAVERJ Buck Fever As snofw fell softly dofwn upon the ground, The sportsman, starting at the break of day- With zeal to 1nake the fwondrous morning Pay- Hoping to see a deer dash o'er the mound, lldzs gay-his face bore not a trace of frafwn- For there, 'with lofty stance, beside the bay, fl mighty buck stood out in brave array! The hunter -wished that he might shoot it dofwn, But he fwas shaky, though he made pretense ,flt calmnessj fright -would be but small de- fense In case of failure. Then he tried to fre, But his hand shook. His heart 'was hot 'with ire. The mighty creature turned his head aside find stalked afway 'with lordly grace and pride. Pranks Darkness! The eerie creaking of a door- 11 silent fgure slips into the night- lle creeps along the stoops, afuoiding light,' Then, all at once, he drops and hugs the floor, For there's the late inspector, tired and sore. Quick stealthy steps-the trash can is in sight! lVith cautious looks to see that all is right, He rises up, not :waiting to see more,- The can he grabs, and shofves it tofward the stairsj Three iron-clad flights it bumps and bangs and blares, .-Ind then-l Ile runs 'with efver quickening speed- Alas! He fnds himself quite surely treed. His merits are erased -with one sfwift rub, So he must join T he Greenbrier Trafvelers' Clubu! Drill no march and march. Hofw slofwly time crafwls by! The air is cold. It creeps throughout my bones. I slop through mud for hours fwith angry groans. X1 mist comes drizzling do-wnf it's far from dry. IM' do the quick command till I could die. Here comes the Captain, fwith his mocking tones Throfwn hard at me. He hollers: Sergeant Joins! I lean upon my gun fwith one long sigh. lVhy did you not turn left instead of right? I jerk my collar loose-it feels so tight- And ans-wer him fwith scared and trembling moice. You're stuck! he says, 'No matter fwhat your choice. They say that training makes your mind progress, But just the same-I m looking tofwards recess. ef 29 is:- tx HE RIER PATCH F . .., .,,., MW. ' 7- 1 M L, E ' Q tm Wm E 3 W 2 J e all , 4 QgLM1L1gq, 43. 1, 'l 6 W., .. N W 1 1 WSBURG. zf . ,wimm1l -, 1 w S , 4 I fm- :fb :Nz 1- - V J.. . --Z - , 1. ' , '-,fu - Z H ,Hg M, :Mn - e, - ., ,J V fl- - - ,,-, my , A ll J ,Hwwm .fasivfduv w.5?fuew Lu ': xiQ Y .,3:?lJr ...,.,1fLfE2?lL-.Jmsfsusx.L..+. ,. Somomomzs A Bullock, Christiansserz, Clifton, D. Dillard, Efvans, Fellofws, IV. Gordon, Hagen, Hersey, Marshall, T. Moore, Parker, Powers, Satiusky, Shamblin, S. Smith, Stockton, Vines, Walker, Hfilliarnson. No Picture: Fitzgerald, S. Hartley, T. Preston asfso yt 1933 F HE RIER ATCH E- 1933 1 FRESHMEN fllderson, Baldrwin, Black, Boyd, Duff, Ennis, Healer, Henderson, Jenkins, IV. Jennings, 0. Jonnings, J. Keller, Leech, Lindsay, Marsh, B. Moore, Myers, Pallon, Plummer, Seidel, Talamo, IV. Thomas, Tracy, Whldron, Widman, R. Ilfinburn, C. Wolford. No Pifturo: Kee, J. Lemon 4331 334- ! 1933 x- m- 1933 EIGHTI-I GRADE Angus, Browne, Ehmka, Elhridge, Higgins, Hopkins, Jarobson, J. Jennings, Ticco, J. Wnljord SEVENTH GRADE Hofward, C. Keller, Ofuergky, B. Price, Tabscotl, lVi.re, D. Wood. No Picture: Jane Harris, Seig -1243213 X F HE RIER PATCH W -1 J ogifue 5 Q.MILI7j44,P 00 -0 nn 1 4' 47S3URG . 'X susan -L , , b . i i i LOWER GIXAXDES AND PRIMARY Abbott, Cobb, Emeriek, Hooper, Jenks H. Kano, P. Kane Ann Moore, Houston Illoore, Jean Moore, Ian Moore Pam Moore, Stern, H. Thomas, G. IVi7lb1lf7I, IV. lVi1zburn. No Picture: G. Lemon if as me STATE OF WEST VIRGINIA EXECUTIVE DEPARTMENT CHAnLzs1ou H. G. KUMP GOVERNOR TO THE CADETS OF GREENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL, GREETING It is with the greatest pleasure that I have learned of the honor which your rifle team has brought to the State of West Virginia through winning the William Randolph Hearst Rifle Match for the third successive year. I I also have great pride in the fact that Cadet Homer D.Lowe,of Point Pleasant,won the in- dividual high score in the nation. We always expect the cadets of Greenbrier Military School to attain high honors and you have met our expectations. You must,and I am sure you will,justify the hopes of the state and nation in presenting citizenship of the highest order as you stand in line with those who struggle for civic righteousness With very best wishes,I am Sincerely yours, H.G.KUMP, May l,l955 Governor TELEGRAM SUPERINTENDENT, GREENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL, LEWISBURG,WEST VIRGINIA Your first rifle team has won The National Championship of Military Schools in National Hearst Matches. Congratulations of William Randolph Hearst and his newspapers! Signed JESS KREUGER, Chicago American II MILITARY LIFE A Horse' A Horse' My Kingdom For A I'IorseI ' THE GOOD KING RICHARD VVOULDN T DALIY WITH A HORSE TO INTAKE HIS ESCAPL TROINI THE BATTLETIELD II' HE HAD ACCESS TO ALL THE APPI IANCES AND CONVEYANCES AND THISTHATANDTHE OTHERS OI' MODERN XV'-XRFARE BELIEVE YOU US, IF ANY OI' OUR BIILITARY IXIEN EVER I'IND THEIVISELVES FACE TO TACE WITH SUCH 4. SCENE AS THE ONE DLPICTED HERE, YOU CAN BET YOUR JOB II' YOU HAVI' ONT' THAT HE VVILL KNOW WHAT TO DO HE WILL JUST TURN A STREARI OI' ICY NVATER ON THE RING, GIVE HIIVI A COLD, AND THUS IVIAKE HINI A LITTLE I-IOARSE . . . I . 1 , , J . . - r . I ' .. 1 . . 3 A . A I .- . . A 4 , I . . . . v . . . . .- . . ,H A i 4 I 1 1 7 6 . . F HE RIER ATCH F Military Department zvlv MAJOR T. A. Haiuus Cajalain Infantry, D. O. L., U. S. Army Enlisted in regular army, IQOO. Served in United States and participated i11 Philippine Insurrection following Spanish- iiiiy American War. Commissioned Captain of Infantry, August, M 1917. Graduate School of Line, Fort Sill, Oklahoma, 1917. Served with Fifty-Ninth Infantry, Fourth Division, Regular Army during IVorld War and in the Army of Occupation of Germany. Graduate Infantry School, 1929. Assigned to duty as Professor of Military Science fllld Tactics at Greenbrier hlilitary School, August, 1932. Miss Doms M. BLYNN Pontiac, Mich. Sponsor of the Staff MAJOR H. VV. T1-1oMAs Officers' Rc'.rm'fve Corps Cornmandant and Instructor in Military Science and Tactics, Hargreave Nlilitary Academy, IQIS-202 Instructor and Tactical Oflicer, Tennessee Military Institute, 1920-25, Commandant, Greenbrier Military School, 1925-33. SERGEANT CH1es'1'ek C. CONYIZRS U Infantry, U. S. flrmy VVith Nineteenth Infantry, 1910-16, with Funston's Expedition, Vera Cruz, Mexico, l9I4Q Recruiting Duty, Indiana District, 1916-17, Twenty-Sixth Company, General Service Infantry, IQI7-191 in charge of Recruiting District, Marion, Indiana, l9I9-212 passed five Army discharges marked Character Exccllcntng assigned to Greenbrier Military School as an Instructor in Military Science and Tactics, 1921-33. W'iiw 1 ,. ' 4 S5 1. A' '2?fmfiWg - 11- 1 , - ' 4bfjQQ,IiQfQiiQ if in e 'qi' , 5j?'- . ' - . ' . www .-' .i,.,,1 1,2341 ' 1 u 14, 111114411 14-1 ui if-, .. -- 1.9--f -ffiff: F fx. 'fi 3 '. 4, -4-. BA'rTAL1oN STAFF First Lieutenant and Adjutant Robert C. VVood First Lieutenant and Battalion Supply Officer Richard M. Garretson Battalion Sergeant-Major Herbert M. Canter -it 36 lik- ww E- HE BRER RATCH 3- .Ag LOWE ....... IGNATIUS.. . . . PIPER ....... G1u3ENmuER's PRIZE-VVINNING BAND Apple Blossom Festival, VVinchester, Virginia, 1932 Band VV. COOK... .... CORCORAN Buss .ATWATER BLACK - DAVIS ETHRIDGE GARMAN, R. GORDON, W. ..............Cajztain . . . . .First Lieutenant .Second Lieutenant . . .First Sergeant l Sergeant: RUFF VVHBBER YOUNG Corjmrals VVEAVER GILMOR, S. Prifvates First Class 4 PIAGEN JENNINGS, 0. MYERS , PRICHARD Prifvate: HEFLIN MANNING ROSENZWEIG HOPPs'1'ETT12R MCCOY TJXYLOR, E. LA FON MOORE, T. '1lHOMAS, W. Lmscn PATTON TOPPING VVALDRON - -12-f 37 lif- 1933 aa- HE RIER ATCH W 1933 ' ' 1 Mas. Hoivnan D. Lows Point Pleasant, VV. Va. Sjionsor Captain of Band Deniancls That ---- UR ILLUSTRIOUS CAPTAIN, Homer D. Lowe, announced in band practice yesterday that from henceforth all the members were to be required to sit at attention so that there would be quietness enough to permit him to tell another member of the band just how to run the said band. He explained that he was easy enough to look at and that no one should have a bit of trouble or uneasiness by looking at him. Wlleii Captain Lowe was approached about this subject he proceeded to give an explanation that ran something like this: Of course everyone knows that it is bad policy to shift the weight of an excuse on another fellow in the band. N ow for answer to the above statement and, by the way, this has never been given for publication before. I, Captain Homer D. Lowe, Jr., M. D. ?, B. A., B. S., yesterday announced that band members must sit at attention between pieces during practice. He rumored that this move was to enable him to get some attention from the boys who, previous to this action, were always looking at our beloved Roughly Handsome Hot-cha Drum- mer. Their motive for this move of giving their undivided attention was that a good many of them had never been to a zoo and were taking advantage of the great opportunity. Now the drummer boy is mad at the captain for taking away his greatest delight: Me, the great Rosenzweigg you should see me when I really try! fAnd so on into the many long days we hear this sort of remark.j El33l5e 1933 :F HE RIER ATCH E 1933 CFOPPING ON LOOSE AGAIN Cadet Robert Topping has again refused to attend formations and was running amuck when a reporter approached him on the third stoop. After a moment of scuffliug, said reporter was reposed in a nearby ash can. Dr. Seymour Jawitz, the school's authority on such peculiar incidents, pronounced Topping's case as an example of advanced demi-tasse. This condition, Dr. Jawitz explained, was caused by the reading of too many VVestern Stories. Cadet Topping is rapidly improving while on a tour of the quadrangle and his only statement was: . . . fwe are sorry to say that it is unprintablej. BAND TO GET NOVEL TUBE Captain Beardsworth to-day announced that he would purchase a Mtilti-tuba from the Zilch Milsic House of Erie, Pennsylvania. This instrument is one of. the largest bass horns in the world and is novel in that it takes four men to play it. Instead of blowing this horn through a mouthpiece as in others, one man is stationed at each of the four tubes that are on the instrument. To function the horn each man has to draw on the tube to which he is assigned. A recent ballot shows that by previous experience Cadets VVeaver, Atwater, McCoy and Beese, under the able direction of Homer Lowe, are best suited for the position of handling the tubes. lt is rumored that Captain Homer Lowe will take his extra- ordinary tubeI's to the rededication of the Holland Tube, a similar project. il? il? ik- N EW BOY SHOYVS GREAT PROIVIISE Atwater had been here but two weeks when he approached Homer Lowe and requested permission to clean that oHicer's room. Said permission was speedily granted. We believe that Cadet Atwater's success is due to his motto: To be or Not Tubeeee . . . il? il? il? N9 W. COOK WINS AWARD Grube COok,' First Sergeant, has been awarded the annual medal for the brightestf ?j trick done this year. On his tour of duty after Christmas vacation, Cook called tlIe Battalion to attention by giving, IIBHYIII, fall in, as though we all belong to the band! Later in the same day he had a conversation with the Headmaster that went something like this: Cook: Sir, you are wanted on the 'phonef' Headmaster: What 'phone ? Cook: Telephone, of course. And what can you do with a guy like that? P ? ? 39 N134- 1 l QQ w Z fc E Z. c U W I WY K W HE RIER PATCH W AIRS. XKVILLIAM P. OLIVER Detroit, lvlichigan Spomor Company A OLIVER, Captain :RI-IODES, J., Private: First Lieaz. COHEN IQIRK, COLEMAN Sec. Lieut. DILLABOUGH EHRENFORD, GILMOR' R' Fir!! Sergeant GRANGER S 1 HARTLEY, S. ergearz 5 HOPKINS LUMSDEN CHAMPION RUCKER ROGERS Corporal: SI-IAMBLIN FITZSIMMONS SMOAK GARRETSON Town Boy: STOCKTON HILL BLANKENSHIP GROVE TAYLOR JENNINGS, J. BURGESS PRESTON, W., Sergeant TICCO MARSH BLY, Color Sergeant, Attached 'WALKER NICCULLOUGH WOLFORD, C- STEWART, E. WOLFORD, J- ZELLER JACOBSON F RANKEL TALANO PARKER VINES PETERS BOYDEN -DEI 41 134- Privale: Firft Clan 1933 33- HE RIER ATCH 33- 1933 Company A WE THINK THAT The new boys that came in after Christmas look like maids shaking out mops during the execution of the Maiitial of Arms! Sli BK Jacobson, in Illilitrzry Science Class Jacobson: Sergeant, were there any non-coms in the W31'?,, Sergeant: No, just officers. Jacobson's outlook of the activities down here is as follows: P P P ? P P ? ft a at Frankel had a knack of making his shoes sparkle 32 +13 are Our editor of this sheet says, An example of brotherly love- The Hartleysf' 95 912 9K- From out of a smoky corner, Stewart spoke up: 'Tm from Pittsboig, guy, the place where the great Otto came from! Some companies move with the military precision of a cow issuing forth from a stable. Illemoirs Captain Olive1', Company A soldier, oHjcer and gentleman and a scholar, is rumored to be a good judge of good brunettes fblonds, as the case might bej. Lieutenant Rhodes, of Company A, is our future engineer. He goes to the bridge at Caldwell every week-end fweak endj to see that it is O. K. Rucker: He's one of those guys that: orgy private but will be a major some day. Ma1'sh: One of those corporals who visits Major D. T. M0O1'C,S so often? ? ? ? 33 an I. Jennings: The last minute man at formations. ik as W. Preston: The Lewisburg 'Tlashf' Blankenship: You would think he was a Blank but he surely can debate. Talamo: One of these Dandies but how he does get along with women. QGive me back my braceletlj +342 lie F HE RIER PATCH W Remember The pause that refreshes-Sweetshop. It's so easy on the hands-.30 caliber rifle. There's a reason-G. C. W. ale ek Each night at 4100 tl'lCl'C,S a place Thatis filled with gloom. Yeah, how'd ja guess it, Pal? It's that darned ole Detention Room. ei? ae its Sunday School Teacher: VVho made you, my 'little man'? S. Hartley: 'fGod made part of me. S. S. T.: VVhy, what do you mean F S. H.: He made me little, but I just growed up the rest myself. Our little Bob Gilmor can certainly tangle his men up, but you know those guys from HKaintucky. This is commemorating Cadet Rogers: Ohl lVIr. Zilchf' Our playboy of the company, Grove, is an artist at sinking baskets, but! I I Fitzsimmons is from New Joiseyv and it must be a pretty good place, because he could account for himself very well in a street brawl. The thing for you to do, says- Shamblin to Burgess Cwho has frazzled nervesl, is to stop thinking about yourself-bury yourself in your workf' Gosh, replied Burgess, and me a cement mixer. Keep a stiff upper lip: School's a funny place, you know, To which We all have got to go g But if you do your work each day, You'll graduate, so they say. Well, I have worked until I sweat And that there time has not come yet. CI-Iow 'E1'LlC ll Lieutenant Kirk is a pretty good boy who gets along with the women and HXV1'ElStlCSH on the .vide when he has time! Lumsden is a Hne sergeant, but, oh, the femmes. Introducing Corporal Hill: W7hat a man! Wliat a track star! Wliat a nice boy! What a gigolo-. A rough, tough, backstick country boy from way down South. I is from ArkansaW, says Champion, fIn case you don't know, that is where' they still fight the Indians.j ffff?zL6er? I'll say he did, she had sore feet for a month. The VVolford boys. Is that the best Charleston has to offer for us? Clfvidently jwreety good, eh ?J Garretson has to say that, despite the depression, closed banks and general financial chaos of this year, the flow of nickels into the telephone booth did not decrease in the least. In fact, it increased. Naturally, the college received all the calls. -vEf413 ia COMPANY B W HE RIER PATCH A 1933 1933 MRS. J. C. CHICK Birmingham, Biichigan Spomor Company B CHICK, KNAPP, S ANDERSON, NEIDHART, Captain First Lieut. Sec. Lieut. Firyt Sergeant Private: Sergzarztf DECKMAN MCFETRIDGE DILLARD, D. THOMPSON EI-IMKE RLLWOOD Corporal: ENNIS CONLEY, G. FITZGERALD DILLARD, H. FIZER JASPER GORDON, J. PORTER Attached HEETER RHODES, H. BIDDLE PARKS HENDERSON Q Maxx Sgt. Hofpital Sgt. HERSEY Pflvafff III Cldff HIGGINS BALDWIN JENNINGS, VV. FOX O,BRlEN LANG PLUMMER 'D SLUSSER Prwate: SMITH, A- X ANGUS SMITH, S. A 'BATT ' STAFFORD BROWNE TOMCHIK BULLOCK ' Town Boy: WILLIAMSON BURROUGHS PACE, C. PACE, H. WINBURN, R. CRAWFORD, F. Corporal Color Sergeant WOOD -if 445 139 ,s HE RIER PATCH F Company B Chief Editor: J. VVILLIAM N EIDHART. Chief Victim: COMPANY B. Chief Illission: To fill some space with some nonsensical foolishness. APTAIN CHICK, the Neatest Cadet in the Battalion, was caught unawares the other day with his shirt tail out. Lieutenant Knapp, our lil' Napoleon, looks as if he were always Walking down hill. However, he deserves credit for staunchly sticking to his story that it is because of a higher authority. The spurless wonder, Lieutenant Anderson, has started a society which advo- cates the banishment of all young ladies who enjoy mussing the boy friend's hair. He claims that one courtship in every ten goes on the rocks simply because of that curious feminine instinct to muss up the darling's nicely groomed Heece. Company B has always been noted for the queer antics of its inmates, but even lVIiss Jarrett was surprised when Burroughs asked her if he could go to church. Tsk, terrible what love can do! And while touching on the more delicate sentiments it is quite appropriate to mention that Sergeant Maggie Lovebird lVIcFetridge, of late a post-office lounger, reported for active duty with his company in very low spirits during spring vacation. Big Bad Bold Jennings, the demerit king, who ought to be used to gamboling hither and thither because of his training upon yon beat, informs us that he has planned a hike to Texas and decided that he needed the training-allus making excuses. Ennis, the rear rank general, is again on the market for some high-toned insignia. lt seems that way back in lVIarch, when the banks were sick, he was forced to sell his beautiful collection. It was, or rather would be, a sad state of affairs if his f'male caught him in such a deplorable condition as an imposter of a higher rank, which, as you all know, would be rather embarrassing to say the least! Shhhhl Henderson wants to tell us about his uncle-. Captain Chick would like some more formations indoors, as he hasn't had time to try out his-new remote control from the third stoop. Ehmka and Baldwin have each been awarded a lovely replica of the gilded masonry for their excellent record of missing nine out of every ten formations. Henderson seems to be taking up horseback riding under cover and the first hint that the company had of this stupendous thing was when he Wore boots to retreat. P. S. The aforesaid party was last seen on the way to his room under orders from Cadet Captain Chick, who was an eye witness. alt als fl? 46 I-31' . . 1933 mf HE RIER ATCH ng- was Ten changes in the present rules have been offered by those genial gentlemen of the rear rank commonly called The Rear Rank llleditatorsf' I. Hats should be worn on the side of the head. 2. In case of girls going by, the command, Eyes right or left, as the case may be, should be given. 3. Shoes must be dusty. 4. Pajamas and bathrobes should be worn to reveillc. . Buttonless pockets -required. . Beds furnished at dress parades. . The command, double time, should be abolished. . Officers and non-coms should try to overlook all boners. 5 6 7 S 9. Such sport as making the first sergeant call your name twice should be encouraged. Io. All such lzzmzorous wisecracks as nice going should be prohibited, especially after a guy drops his best friendf ??j. H6 924 ii? N ow what's a paper without a want ad column, but this one is one that has never been viewed before in any paper because it is written to explain a fellow's Secret Passion. I. Gordon's unmanifested desire is to hold a good steady job haunting a house. 2. Malcoliil Brown, that wizard from Detroit, who so dexteriously tangles up bits of wire, etc., and then has the nerve to call it a radio, wishes to obtain a position in some large department store around Christmas time, disillusioning small kiddies who still believe in Santa Claus. 3. Leo Fizer, the big Goldbrick, wishes to know how many people would be interested in his new book, Excuses for every opportune and inopportune moment. A11 prospective husbands, etc., should be interested, as Fizer seems to be an authority on the subject. 4. Batt Wants the girls to quit telling him that he is good looking. 5. Unanimous wants Batt to refrain from talking when he has his rifle in his hand, as they claim that it is quite hard on the nerves. Yeah, he is quite handy at that! 6. Thompson, it seems, by his appearance at retreat one night, wants to earn his title of Commish with his very good imitation of a Sabre Chain. 7. Wzird wants a good definition of Hdillydallyingf' 8. Wlio is this Cleveland boy who wants to know how to play the game of leap frogu? 9. Stafford, the boy in our company who is a grappler, wants to know if any one is cheerful enough to let him argue with them for approximately one-half of a drill period Without being told to shut up. IO. Lang wants to know the correct time to shoot his rifle so as not to kill his platoon leader. ' at 4,7 is C COMPANY 1933 m- - HE PATCH F IVIRS. KELLY E. REED Charleston, West Virginia Sponfor Company C REED, Captain Corporal: EARMAN, DILLARD, G. F'i1'.rt Lizut. EVANS MOORE, J., FELLOWS Second Lieut. PRICE, R- WINBURN, ROBERTSON Firft Sergeant TRIEM Sergeantf Privcztex Firxi Clan BRUNQ BERRY CRAWFORD, E. JAWITZ MULLINS POWERS STEWART, G. Private: BOYD CONLEY, P. COOK, J. DUFF Town Boy: GARMAN, C. H. ALDERSON HARTLEY, H- BILLINGSLEY, Corporal HEVENER KNIGHTON JONES LEMON, J. KEE PRESTON, T. LAIRD LINDSEY SNEED MARSHALL SHUMATE SATINSKY SEIDEL ati 4,9 R+ N HE RIER PATCH ET Company C . TE WINBURN, that hard working first sergeant from Company C, is sure enough a hard worker on this yearbook in his particular department of photog- raphy. Like everyone else in this paper, he is not let down by being missed. Our reporter caught this gentleman taking snapshots of most everyone, especially a certain gentleman high in the school! At another time he was caught taking pictures of football games, so all that can be said is that when a person of prominence is present . . . X Ei? Ei? ii? Moon Mtillins is the mighty man of South Charleston, who has a great lot of fun causing all the oliicers of this company untold sleep by missing the majority of the formations. If it is not the ofhcers of the company it must be some poor girl who is sorta sad at seeing her Moon leave home at spring vacation for the return to that grand old institution which causes most boys to go south. The latest reports are that he is trying to run Satinsky a close race at being the biggest goldbrick. Quite a while ago he was caught in the embarrassing position of being in the boiler room during calisthenics, that favorite sport that causes the boys to lose an extra Hfteen minutes in bed. One reporter from this sheet has gone to the trouble of turning in the following news dispatch: lVIullins has of late been running neck and neck with Johnny lVIoore. We believe that the part in M001l,S hair is one hair straighter than Johnnyis. We wonder if he has that thing? ? ? ? sie SIG ek LOVELORNJS COLUMN John Triem, that Smoky City boy, has finally come back from spring vacation in a dazed manner, all due to some girl who lives next door by the name of Mririel. Captain Reed, in order to save his company from ruin, had to finally remove this boy- from setting the pace. an ae at Ruddy Robertson, the Songbird of the school, asked the following question: iiWOLlldl1,t all you boys love to hear me sing ?', In a chorus: No, so don't mention it again. Robertson, in a surprised sort of way: To think of all my great ability going to waste! Dutch Granger, the best drilled private a few years back, has decided to buy his insignia some time next year, maybe? ? ? ? Then, of course, we all know about Carl Garman's Huey, Lindsey, the popular boy of here and across the town, is a genius for having. his letters used as the correct form of letter writing by the girls in an institution called Greenbrier College. Reed, the blushing captain, has been doing his best to wear out Dr. Thompsorfs steps just to see Pickles This happened late last fall when all the boys seemed -:El 50 Re F HE RIER PATCH W to have collegeitus. This disease was one that spread faster than any one of its kinfd and the symptoms are something to write home about. It's first fault is that it attacks all studies and during this period allotted you simply spend your time gazing in wonderment with a sort of sick look. From the above description it is easy to be seen that it must have been very hard on the above subject. One thing that can be said for his character is that he had enough will power to quit when he wanted to and to this writer it is quite unusual. The next man in this column of lovelorns is ,lack Earman, the mighty Cwith the womenj who lost a close decision across the way. The winner was a gorgeous blond, who now has the charm to subdue a certain blond-headed lieutenant. The aforesaid Earman is now trying to complete a successful comeback and from the talk from Company C it seems as if all the men are behind their man to a letter. Now we come to that question: How can you tell a man who is bitten by this worm ? My best example of this is shown in Johnny lVIoore, whose dad wants to know why he combs his hair and brushes off his boots with so much energy. Johnny must believe in the ads of a certain shoe company, which shows that you can get along better with a girl if your shoes are brightly polished. Every now and then you come across a type who can successfully hide his feelings. Only on very rare circumstances does he let his feelings run away with him. This is the type who never tries to go to any big institution to get his girl, but always seems to find a nice girl in the particular town he is in. The man we think that best'1'ills these qualifications is that boxer from our company whose monicker is Rocco Bruno. at ii? This company is a little different from the others, as it hm a very capable man in it who is quite a master at giving exercises: at drill. His brilliant mind has only let him down once as far as I can remember. One day at drill, when all the boys were lucky enough to be exercised by those gentlemen who think they a1'e the most important to the welfare of the company and were anxious to show off their stuff fmostly badj. Eddie Crawford was one of those lucky individuals. He had. an exercise on which his mind refused to function. After explaining it so that it was perfectly clear he couldn't, for the life of him, think how to get the boys into position. So, after much hemming and hawing, his last remark was Bend Over. At the conclusion of the exercise he had to even up his first remark by saying Straighten Up. Outside of that error nothing can be found to say against Eddie. sie ale COMPANY C DIALOGUE .Famous Last Pffbrdr I. Cook: Cap, please give me a merit. 2. Al. VVinburn: Whe1'e's lVlullins? 3. Sneed: Don't stick meg I have only three merits. '4. Laird: 'lffiimli ----- elim- ???? ik ?d ?fll? . G. Dillard: Is that right, Sarg ? . Boyd: I did it right. 7. Schumate: I try. 8. Satinsky: Have you heard-. 9. Reed: He's skipping. IO. lVIarshall: Silence 5 6 P!! asf 51 12+ V 'Q - 2TY'i?fi ',:,'g1' if l ., t, ,..: 4 i .4 vs FM5131' . . -' -?.'Q'1-Ngg. 'v ' .2551 ?'f93fQ ':' , '52 . Ii. IFJ? Q Q.i: .:z1G'r1' , 3 w.qgi f ,f'.:f i ' ' 1 .' . - V:-13 M .-' rg, 1 -feiifi 5 FF '1 QF? 8 mx- 1 ., --' F ., . .Iv un qv 1. J. -TA. JLJBE15' ' 'i5'fI,.'f .-.. - - left 4'1,d' '- R 1 F fm Z 3 -, sim M Q ... 'ij MVN 'Er H D Q vffg ki i f Ui .Ffh 1, I e 3 1. 3 fe K l ,, fi s. 'A A' X35 . , 1 I Nl 0' ' N5 Y' '97 9 fw- 1 451-'f 1' EMM' R rlffflyk 4+ Xu 4?R.,fYWfs33 S G11 hu.. 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I -J ..E.EIIf'1 ,' 1ffi:i.x., .vff if Q. 1933 THE BRIER PATCH 1983 Company D ZOGG, Second Lieuten- ant Company Covnnmnder WISE, Firxt Sergeant COTPOMZJ I IQELLER, C. Pmflfffe TABSCOTT COBB i EMERICK Prwezte: I-IOOPER WINBURN, G. HOWARD WINBURN, W. JENKINS WOOD JENKS OVERBY Town Boy: PRICE, B. ABBOTT SEIG 'TRACY IKANE, H. STERN WIEMAN LEMON,G. 6:1 53 12+ 1933 F HE RIER ATCH :F 1933 MISS EMMA ROBERTSON Pittsburgh, Pa. Sgbomor of Athletic: Athletic Officers LIEUTENANT-COLONEL J. M. MOORE. CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN CAPTAIN A. A. ADKINS, JR. ....... . C. E. TURLEY ........ JOHN MONTGOR'IERY. .... . DONALD P. BARTHOLOIVIEYV. M. H. HENLEY .......... W. A. RICHARDSON . . . DAVID E. LITIIOOW .... . J. WILMER BENJAMIN .... -6154.159 . . . .Athletic Director .......I1Iead Coach ..............Line Coach .. ....... ..,......Reser4ves . . . . .Colonels and Vhrsity Track .hlidgets and Wzrsity Wrestling .....................Pigmies . . . . .. .Vizrsity Boxing . . . .Publicity Director ll .M ,,., wa, ,gg ,wiv III THLETIC LIFE 5 ,,,,. E35:555355SE:E::::':+:':::::i5 . Mk .-.:-:Iziziiifilc-:-1,141-:-:A:-:-: q.::5:::,,. mzzzzcgzv .::, IM.,I.,.14:,:::f:::5:5:::3.:.:.:.4 ,: ,z-2: .5 ,.1:5:l:1'f:1:2:1:Q:I:1:I:1:I:1:I-' - ffffiffffffififf EEEQEQEEEF.,151I55E5E5E3E5E5E5E5i5E532i2?fEfffE1ErE:EgE5E5E5E5E5E3, 5 ' NEEQEQ i5i55::'.rE'.?:,-5?555?f5f5555:5::f: ':335f:' 552:-. A' ' ' ':':':f:15:5:5?53:. 12521 .,.. . f 4 Hey, You're Crabbing My Act! H NERO WVAS A ONE HUNDRED PER CENT. ATHLETE. I-IE LIKED HOT OPPOSITION. WHEN TI-IE REFEREE SHOUTED, HHEY, NERO, ROME IS BURNING--YOU WIN! NERO JUST KEPT RIGHT ON PLAYING. JUST A FIDDLING PLAYBOY, OLD NERO. MODERN FIRE SERVICE WVOULD HAVE DAIVIPENED HIS ENTHUSIASNI IN FIVE MINUTES, BUT THERE WERE NO FALSE ALARNIS IN NERO,S DAY. FOR REAL DOWNRIGHT NONOHALANCE AND COOLNESS IN THE FACE OF FIRE, WE RECOM- IVIEND NERO TO OUR ATHLETES. ETSI: AD GC ITH E F IG HTIN K d N 53 Y :E 3 -.3 .5 R2 2 Gnu Q 3 fi N . fa-Q1 ' :, E EB ra mg 3 13: S H2 Q N M 15 vi. 72 Rh S ug-A N Smeg . .AG 'sci ESS-Q wg' .-E 'wigs 5255 Q'-Sv SEQ UE -uqxz ff-23,3 Egg' 535 ,gt -s. if ... 15332 s.S',Q-3.3 E .wh Qs : w'q-'fi 232 012.59 R .HQ E-QEQENS. 'q3..:E Lu SWE 5- '-I 1'-Sufi Es. S-iff 'arms EES? EQNS ki B hgh. Q .mb w-'SQ E225 S:-E C2 ggi :EES ma is x. 2 22 5 2 D4 Q 5850 5,153 g..o na 1933 F THE BRIER PATCH W Greenbrier ..... ..... MRS. C. P. ANDEIISON Oak Hill, VV. Va. Sjronsor of .Fooball Varsity Football THE SEASON I3-W3Sl1i11gtOIl and Lee F1-osh ....... IQ Greenbrier. . . . . . 61-Emory and Henry B Team. . . . . . 0 Greenbrier. . . . . . 32-M3SSHl1LltfCl1 Nlilitary Academy. . . . 0 Greenbrier. . . . . . 51-Charlottesville Fives ...... . . . . . . O Greenbrier. . . . . , I8--Augusta lVIilitary Academy. . . . . b Greenbrier. . . . . . I3-Staunton Nlilitary Academy. . . . . O Greenbrier. . . . . . 51-I'I2l1'1'iS lVIilitary Academy. . . . . O Greenbrier ..... . . . 31-E111C1'S01l Institute ........ . . O Greenbrie1'. . . . . . I9-Cl131'lCStOl1 High School. . . . . . . 6 TOTAL ............ .. . 289 TOTAL ..... ... .. . 25 Games Won .. . . 8 Games Lost . . . 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His help on both attack and defense was a big factor in piling up many remarkable victories. FRANK CRAWFORD Frank stopped every play that came his way. He was very troublesome to his opponents because of his unusual ability to break through the line and smear the runners. He was one of our outstanding defensive linesmen. ELLIS CAssistant Captainj Joe played halfback for the second year. He proved to be an able leader for the hghtingGreenbrier team as Assistant Captain. He was fast on the Offense, and also broke up plenty of plays. SNEED Our All-American Prep School half back proved to be a very valuable man! He called the plays and led the interference. He also showed that he was fast on the defense, by cleverly diagnosing plays and shifting to meet them. We predict that Tennessee has a valuable player coming up. , CHAMPION The scales said UNO! but Champ said Yes, so YES it was! Champ's ability as a linesman was proved more times than Once when colossal opponents bit the dust under his fast and furious attack. ELLWOOD Jim went for results and got 'em. When this able tackle lead the attack, the enemy,s lines was PORTER They make men in Boissevain! POrter's actions on the gridiron as an end will back up this statement. ' BURROUGHS jack was especially fast getting down under passes and snagging them from all angles. Our Op- ponents had a real job on their hands watching him, as was shown by the number of points he scored. REED Kelly is one of those fellows who sees everything through to the end. We'll have to hand it to him. He was one of Coach Adkins's most valuable assets. How he could buck a line was nobody's business. SMITH Art played fine football until he was forced to discontinue for the rest of the season on account of a troublesome knee injury. Every time he hit the line we were sure of a nice gain. He plowed through like a freight tfalll. bound to suffer. He knew his playing. R' E' VARSITY SQUAD ANDERSON CCapt.J ..... G .... ...... F IZER ..... . .... HB. . . . . . . 180 BERRY ...... E.. GROVE ..... E.. 165 BLANKENsHIP HB ..,.. .... J' ASPER. .... QB 150 BURROUGHS. . . .... E. . JONES ...... G. 190 CHAMPION.. . G. . KNIGHTON. . C 180 CHICK ....., T. . PORTER .... E 175 COBLENTZ. . . T. . PRESTON. . . G. 145 COLEMAN. . . . E. . REED ...... G. 170 CRAWFORD, E, ........ T. . ROSENZWEIG ..... .... E 145 CRAWFORD, F C .... RUCKER .... E 175 DILLABAUGH ..... .... C ..... .... S M ITH ...... FB 195 EHRENFORD. . T. , SMOAK ..... G. 175 ELLIS ....... HB. . . .... SNEED ...... . . . .QB 175 ELLWOOD ...... .... T . . WEBBER .... .... G . 150 FITZSIMMONS .... . . . .HB .... .... Z ELLER .... HB 165 sfssis 116: 1 1, 11 E2 3? 11 1 1 1 nf. 51 1 M11 11 X14 1112 1- 'P 1111 1 1 wg, 5 : 'hgh 1 . 1 1 1 2 '1 SEEN 11 - 4 .X M 1 vf-: A. , ' ,1 ' 'La' Yew ' Q U 11 111' I V Q11 111131 1:.115?15i-1 ' ' f '+ 1 Mm ag 111. 'J f Wm 111 1 11 1 ,1 113 1 f . .M 1111515211 M 112 1 M111 -11 11-EPW 111, 11 11 111,-11,5111 .1 -'11 :WM .LM ' fs L W.. R A 11N 1 11 M.,3,g.. h EL, - -X, ' 2-5 1 N' v 5?3fi?fg1,' 1 ' ' 1 -12311 1 ew A .- -. R.-nn ' 11 1,1 I . V ., f- ' ' f-,1Yk f?3'f 1 ,, .1 65.11 J 2 T1 - 1, za 2 '7 -'ts KNIGHTONTQT -.,11'1YQ 1 'Q , I'-5 ' -'F f? .-1 -5 :'iiQff '4'v':'T.f-1.' ff 1 ' 1 1 1 11 '1 L, ' '. 'fag 11 2:1141 11.1 11 3 .21w61 1 3 I 11 ' 1k -Q f ' ' ' ,' -Q21 11 111 Q. -- 11' Q 1 gms PER 111:31-.11 1..1-1211 :mai 11 gf, , X N1 1' X 1 1 1 1 1 H-1 Haszfaf' 1 E - MPV' 1551 'Ziff 115 ,c if 1? CRAWFORDQQ ,,,-1 'f ,I Q .QV ' TIZER' 1933 E' E' 1933 STEWART We had a manager this season who was always on the job, at practiceor on the day of a game. To Stewart and his capable assistants we owe many thanks-and offer them herewith. The entire corps WEBBER Despite his lack of weight, Starr was an outstanding guard who opened wide holes for his backs. He had plenty of cleverness and a fighting spirit. BLANKENSHIP Here was one of our fastest backs, who went spinning and tearing through opposing lines for many substantial gains. He was also an able defensive player. EDDIE CRAWFORD Eddie, at tackle, proved himself to be one of the most formidable threats Greenbrier held in store for her opponents. When he started work on the enemy line things gave way rapidly before his onslaught. appreciated his good work. COBLENTZ Pete was one of our giant tackles. He opened huge holes for the backs. No one was able to get through when Pete said No. COLEMAN Chili was an end who was always down under those punts. He showed opponents that they couldn't expect many gains around his end. He threw plenty of them for long losses. JASPER Freddie Won laurels for himself throughout the entire season by his consistent and speedy playing. He is a good broken held runner. KNIGHTON Not only was this White Sulphur lad an excellent centerg he was also excellent at pulling passes out of the ozone. He was a good defensive player. CHICK John worked hard for a regular position at tackle. When he Went into a game he put all he had into it. We all noted his worth and fighting spirit. FIZER - Leo, the boy from St. Albans, was the high point man of the season. As a versatile player he was not to be equalled. He rose to great heights against Charleston High. St. Albans, the town from which came Greenbrier's star for four years and Davis-Elkins's present luminary, Argus Winter, has done it again! EE' The Football Season-Game by Game GREENBRIER I3--WASHINGTON AND LEE FRESHMEN 19 Greenbrier lost its first game in Lexington in a heart-breaking finish to the Washington and Lee Frosh. Jack Burroughs, Greenbrier end, scored two touchdowns by way of passes from Sneed. Greenbrier led at half, I3 to o, but the Minks came back strong, scoring once in the third quarter. The winners put over two touchdowns in the last five minutes of play after recovering their own blocked kick when a cadet tried to grab the ball and run instead of playing it safe. They began their victory march from their own thirty-yard line, and blocked one of our punts to pave the way for the deciding tally just as the game ended. Sneed's punting was outstanding. GREENBRIER 61-EMORY AND HENRY COLLEGE B TEAM 0 Greenbrier scored at will against the lighter Emory and Henry team. Fizer fought his way through the entire visiting team for one of his touchdowns. Sneed, Burroughs and Fizer each scored twice. The visitors could gain nothing through the strong cadet line. Captain Anderson, Crawford and Champion were outstanding in the line. -sf 613+ 1933 W HE RIER ATCH E. 1933 GREENBRIER 32-MASSANUTTEN lMfILITARY ACADEMY o Greenbrier took the offensive from the beginning of the game against a fighting Massanutten outfit. Ellis went over tackle in the first quarter to score, and Smith went through the line' for the second tally. Jack Burroughs added two more by nabbing nice passes from Sneed. Crawford, Coblentz and VVebber formed a line which the Massanutten offense could not penetrate. GREENBRIER SI--CHARLOTTESVILLE FIVES o The scrappy Virginians were overcome by Greenbrier in a game far better than the score would indicate. The smoothly working aerial attack of the Fives was the best seen here this year. Every man on the visiting team was Capable of playing any position. Fizer's end run, Sneed's long run, and Knighton's pass interception made the score I9 to o at half. Greenbrier added two more in the third. The Reserves scored three more in the fourth. Captain Little, Paine and Wriglit were outstanding for the Fives, while Coleman, Frank Crawford and Knighton starred for Greenbrier. GREENIERIER I8-AUGUSTA MILITARY ACADEMY 0 Greenbrier blocked a punt in the first quarter and converted it into the first touchdown. Soon after, Sneed passed to Burroughs for the second score. Early in the third period Ellis elimaxed a march down the field by going through the line for the final' score. The' remainder of the game was a nip and tuck affair, neither team having any decided advantage. GREENBRIER I 3-STAUNTON MILITARY ACADEMY o Staunton kicked off. Greenbrier started a seventy-yard march down the held which ended in a touchdown when Sneed passed to Coleman. In the second and third quarters both teams put up fine defensive stands. Late in the last quarter Greenbrier held Staunton for downs when the visitors tried to ram the final foot through the line on a fake punt formation. Then the locals marched twenty-nine yards on lille plays to put the game on ice. The play of Earle, Male and Cramer stood out on the Staunton team, while Champion, Coleman, Anderson and Sneed looked best for the winners. GREENBRIER 51-HARRIS MILITARY ACADEMY 0 A score of SI to o was rolled up by the Adkins-Turley combination against Harris in the Home-Coming Game. Despite bad weather, a sizeable crowd of alumni witnessed the victory. Greenbrier's strong line opened up huge holes for the local backs. Sneed and Leo Fizer were the outstanding ground gainers for Greenbrier. Harris showed flashes of form, but could not cope with the fine defensive work marked by the playing of the Crawford brothers, Ellis, Webber, Coblentz and Knighton. Burtless and Bailey were best for the losers. GREENISRIER 31-EMERSON INSTITUTE 0 Although Emerson was rated as one of the locals' strongest foes, a highly-keyed, fast-working cadet team took the field and rolled up fifteen points before the WVashingtonians were sure the game had started. After a bad start, when one punt was returned for a touchdown and two others were blocked and later converted into scores, Emerson held the cadets to very little scoring. A water-covered field caused frequent fumbling by both teams. Sneed, Grove and Pete Coblentz covered themselves with glory as well as mud. Bentley and James starred for Emerson. GREENBRIER I9-CHARLESTON HIGH SCHOOL 6 Greenbrier ended a fine season with a stirring I9 to 6 victory over our ancient rivals, the Charleston High Mountain Lions, on the Laidley Field gridiron. The cadets missed a score by inches in the first quarter. Charleston took the ball and fumbled. Greenbrier recovered, converting into a touchdown. Fizer made the score. Charleston marched down the field in the second half to register a touchdown which deadlocked the score. The play was fairly even in the third period. Greenbrier's team seemed to find itself in the final period, and began clicking on all cylinders. Fizer scored twice. When the final whistle blew, the cadets seemed to be gathering added steam. Sodaro and Gardner were outstanding for the losers. For Green- brier, the work of every man in the game was topnotch. Champion, Jasper, Sneed and Crawford looked A No. I. Fizer was the big scoring ace of the day, making all of the cadet tallies, much to the pleasure of the large St. Albans delegation in the stands. af 62 323 F HE RIER PATCH F , K X K 1 ' .1 I:f. - 'x-.xi I I- N K ,f a .1 ff' i 5' f N ix xp! .x 1 QL. wi., E K gui 15 t ry in ' , . . . . , ,11..f..:.::l4 ,U is-45. , ri . as -5 A if it if X -.f'1:.-s-sofa. as gr C 'N' , .,:, . - 'Q -w i H f , . rx,-.NL-s f N , K, 1 , EHRENFORD JONES mag, ' . fi! RUCKER , e BERRY . -f1'F'fZ:P,--3555? ' T '1-ef, -2, ':L.q !' se'L'I?'5 . ' r FITZSIMMO'NSip ZEL1.ER.V. g MORE FIGHTING CADETS EHRENFORD This big tackle spent his first year on the varsity squad and showed to advantage. He is big and is capable of stopping all enemy attacks in his direction. RUCKER Here is a coming end. Although inexperienced, he showed up well. He is tall, and adapted to catching passes. JONES John played a fine brand of football until he was forced out early in the season on account of injuries. He broke through many times to pin opponents for losses. SMOAK Smoak proved in the Reserve game that he knows plenty about football. He broke into quite a few varsity affairs and played a fine brand of football. TONICHIK 'LDutch was a hard playing back who was called upon when it was important to get that extra yard. He also backed up the line and held down many assaults of the enemy. FITZSIMMONS Fitz didn't weigh very much, but he surely knew how to fool his heavier opponents. He was fast and could pass well. ZELLER Dutch was one of our fastest backs. He was especially good on end runs, making many gains. GROVE Hite's ability to reach up in the air and pull 'em down was often demonstrated. As an end he was one of coach's most useful men. -1563 Re' F ,HE RIER PATCH r u- f I 5 1' , Q U I H . l l F ps . 4. COLONEL FOOTBALL SQUAD BACK Row: Manager Parker, Ja-witz, Coach Bartholomefw MIDDLE Row: Manning, G. Taylor, Ilopjnsletler, J. Moore, R. Gm man P Conley Duyf Slusser FRONT ROW: Fcllofws, J. Gilmor, R. Gilmor, D. Dillard, G. Conley G Dillard Granger Bullock Col on el s Colonels -I-'12 COlOl'l2lS RECORD 6--Clifton Forge High. . . 1 3-Ansted High ........ Colonels .... .. o-Low Moor High .... . Colonels . . 27-Covington High .... . . Colonels . . o-Nleadow Bridge High Colonels . . o-Covington High.. . . . . Colonels . . o-Greenbank ......... . VVon .. ............ 1 Lost..... Tied ........ ......... 3 The c010ne1S, remembering their tough time of last season, fought like demons against all opponents. Witll only a few experienced men, Coach Bartholomew went to work to produce a Winner. He succeeded. The term lVIoral Victory has been greatly overworked, but several of those scoreless ties really belong in that classification, for they were registered when the Colonels' opponents were doped by Greenbrier Valley sports writers to Walk off with easy victories. asf 64 lie E HE RIER PATCH ilgg es MUJGET FOOTBALL SQUAD BACK Row: Coach Henley, Iffhzlker, Prichard MIDDLE Row: Laird, Reefucs, H. Dillard, F ox, Peters, Batt FRONT ROW: Parks, Plummer, J. IVi7lh'1Ll'Il, Cohen, Marsh, Lu F011 Iloppxtelter The Midgets RECORD Midgets . . . 0-Marlinton Reserves. . . . . Midgets . . . o-Clifton Forge Midgets. . . . Midgets .. o-A. M. A. Peeps........ Midgets . . . 7-Clifton Forge Midgets. . . . Midgets ..... ................ 2 -A. M. A. Peeps ........ . Scoring: Fitzsimmons, Safetyg G.- Conley, Touchdown VVon ......................... o Lost ................ The Nlidgets also had difliculty finding opponents in their welght class, and were forced to play every game at a decided weight disadvantage. No alibis are necessary for the losses of Coach Henley's well-trained players. They never ceased fighting, despite handicaps, and the cadet corps had only praise for their fine Work. Their games were among the most interesting played. Every year one of Greenbrier's four or five teams meets a losing streak. This year it was the Midgets' turn. Better luck next season! Meanwhile, remember that Big G football players from worthy Ililidgets grow! -'Ei 65 134' W HE RIER PATCH W 1 .K-rg PIGMY FOOTBALL SQUAD IN REAR: Coach Richardson, W. Jennings SECOND ROW: lMzlIeer, Ehmlca, Angus, Seig, Wise, IV. rffi7ZblL7'7l rfI'IIRD Row: Higfgins, Whlelron, Tabscoll, Jenkins, Ticeo, Horsey FRONT ROW: IV. Thomas, Decleman, Tracey, J. Keller The Pigmies RECORD Pigmies .... .... o -Lewisburg Scouts ..... . . . 6 Pigmies .... ..... 7 -Lewisburg Scouts ..... . . . o Scoring: Deckman VVon .... .... 1 Lost . . . . . . 1 Coach Richardson's Pigmies, finding it diflicult to bring in suitable opponents, played a two-game series with the Lewisburg Scouts. In the first game the locals lost the ball deep in their own territory and Lewisburg scored. Although the Pigmies greatly outgained their opponents, they were unable to push the ball across for a score. In the second game Knapp, of Greenbrier, recovered a kick on the Scouts two-yard line. Deckman went through the line for the winning touchdown. The Pignlies played a good brand of football. Their bag of plays included trick formations, which were unusually well executed. oil 66 R+ N HE BRIER PATCH W FOOTBALL COACHES LLII 10 RIGHT: Caplaim Richardson, llmzlcy, Adkins, Barlholomcfw, Turley, Mo111go1nz'ry Player Fizer ..... Burroughs .. . . Ellis . .... . Sneed .. . . . Blankenship Smith .. . . . Jasper .... Coleman .. Tomchik . . Knighton .. Zeller .... Grove . . Individual Scoring VARSITY PLAYERS TOIICIIIIOZUIIS Extra Points Tom! . 9 2 56 3 5 53 8 2 50 7 I 43 5 0 30 3 0 18 2 I I3 I I 7 I o 6 1 0 6 0 I I O I I 4:4 67 BASKET BALL SQUAD Jasper Iflaptaivzj, Fizer, Colemmz, Snead, Burroughs, Knighton, Zeller, G. Conley, Cantor fMa1zagerj, Robertson fPicture of Wood on Snapshot Pagej 1933 se- HE RIER ATCH ns- 1933 Basket Ball THE PLAYERS CAPTAIN JASPER, Guard Changed from his forward position to a guard berth, Captain Freddie jasper turned out to be keyman of the Greenbrier defense. As Captain, he was a cool, capable leader who had the respect of his players. SNEED, Guard Bob, besides breaking up many passing plays of opponents, was unusually fast as an offensive player, and placed near the top in scoring. His play was marked by accurate, tricky passing. He was a sharpshooter on long goals. COLEIWAN, Center Chili played the jump position, one unfamiliar to him. However, he outjumped the big majority of his opponents, tossed in many running shots and acquitted himself well. FIZ ER, Forward Leo was the leading scorer of the season. Opponents found it almost impossible to break up his overhead shots from any place near the hoop. He also sank long ones when they were needed. B URROUGI-IS, Forward jack's opponents did not score many, for' they were too busy trying to take care of this fast North Carolinian. His floor work was excellent, and he seldom missed when the baskets were needed. His play was fast and unselfish. CONLEY, Forward George was one of the few old men on the squad. He broke into most of the games. His accurate shooting was a feature. . WOOD, Center Bob played a smooth floor game and excelled at netting the ball from under the basket, using his height to advantage. Gaov E, Guard Hite was always there when called upon to take care of an opposing forward who was running wild. ZELLER, Forward Frank showed to advantage whenever he was put into the lineup. He proved himself a fast man and a good shot. ROBERTSON, Forward Robby, smaller than the regular forwards, showed his speed and basket shooting ability to advantage whenever he had the opportunity. He and Conley worked smoothly together. SMITH, Center Smitty was out practically all the season, because of a had knee. The little playing he was able to do proved beyond a doubt that he really had the stuff. as 49 A word of appreciation is due the reserves, who worked hard and faithfully in practice and games despite the knowledge that a big, fast regular lineup and a hard schedule would give them little chance to play many complete games. Flasd: The Faculty Caps, otherwise known as The Roaring Five, went into action for one evening and defeated the Lewisburg Independents, 32 to 16. -:sf 69 ltr W THE BRIER PATCH W The SZBSOYIIS RCCOl'd Greenbrier .... .. 48-Bluefield Business College. ........ 70 Greenbrier .... , . 28-Capitol City Business College ...... 20 Greenbrier. . . . 54-Nladison Big Parade ............ . 30 Greenbrier. . . . 64-Armstrong Junior College. ....... . 31 Greenbrier .... . . 27-StZlLlIlfOl'l Milita1'y Academy ....... 35 Greenbrier .... . . 35-Virginia Milita1'y Institute Frosh.. . 29 Greenbrier .... . . 4.3-Roosevelt High, of Washington, D.C. 27 Greenbrier .... .. 38-Hargrave lVIilitary Academy ...... 25 Greenbrier. . . . 42-Company A, W. Va. National Guard 25 Greenbrier .... . . 58-Randolph-lVIacon Academy ....... IS Greenbrier .... .. 26-ALlgL1StH lldilitary Academy ....... 29 TOTAL ..... .. . 463 TOTAL ..... . . . .. . 339 Worr .. . . .... ...... . . . . 9 Lost ......................................... 2 if At the South Atlantic Preparatory and High School Tournament, gymnasium of Wasliirigtoxi and Lee, Lexington, Virginia, Greenbrier defeated Fork Union Military Academy, in the first round, 4.3-20, and then lost to Georgetown Prep, eventual winners of the Preparatory and llflilitary School Division, 38 to 36. ALL-OPPONENT TEAM Delljrete .... ............ F ................ . . .. Staunton Tilley . .... .... F .... ........... H a rgrave Butcher . . . .... C .... . . . Nladison Big Parade Harris .. . . .... G ............... Roosevelt High B'sharat .. . .... G .... Capitol City Business College -il 'TO lif- F THE RIER PATCH N COLONEL BASKET BALL SQUAD BACK Row: Manager lhlker, Dillabouyh, Cllzmzpion, Coach Bartholomew FRONT Row: Cohen, Mzmniny, Parlor, Jafwitz, Ruff TLC CIIIICIS RECORD Colonels . . 16-Rainelle . ...... .... 4 3 Colonels .. :zo-Clifton Forge. . , . . . . . 16 Colonels . . . 30-Greenbank .... .... 2 9 Colonels .. . 20-Roneeverte . . . . . . I9 Colonels. . . . . 2,71C0Vlflgt0l1 .. . . . I3 Colonels . . 23-Rainelle ... . . 29 Colonels ... 17-Covington .. . . . . . I9 Colonels ........................ I7-G1'CC11l7HUk . .................. . . 37 The Colonel outht had a good season. After dropping the opener to Rainelle, the boys took four straight, and then lost three more for a percentage of .500. Many of their games were unusually exciting. As noted above, two of them were won by a one-point nmrgin. Midget Baslcet Ball Although the Midgets did not have as full Z1 season as usual, they played five games, break- ing even on the first four and winning the final thriller by one point for il .6oo average. RECORD Midgets.. . . . . 28-Central High ........ 5 Midgets Seconds 11-VVhite Sulphur Thirds 22 Midgets .... . . Io-White Sulphur Thirds 9 Midgets. ....... 18-White Sulphur Seconds 22 Midgets. ....... 2IiMZll'liI1t0Il Seconds.. . . zo -Pfil 71 im eer 's A s -f W -f s s w N H w YY 75' Y Y' W H -mg ' ,Wu mf' m H vw ww-:W Q mi, me n Wu Hu 1 H -N 'Gm ww 2 4 Nw w 1' ' ' . ' - X- wx ' If 'w- I ' S' KZ? 1 3 :if W v4 'sf' -5 K A A Q T -I '. H ' F - . K ' Ax ,,.. V x y 1 H m mi Jig? U Z iii., H .ee HM Y J X -' ' w J T1-in Boxmc TEAM ' Bruno, Fox, C. Garman, H. Rhodes, Kuighlon, F. Crafwford, E. Crafwford, G. Conley, Champion ITrainerj, Lilhgofw KCoachj, C. Pace fA!l17lllgL'l'j The Sports Editor regrets that illness kept Fitzsimmons from ha-wing his picture taken for inclusion here 1933 E' E' 1933 QMRS. MARY B. CRAWFORD WVest Liberty, Chio Sponsor Boxing Review Captain Lithgow's boxing team made an excellent record this season. They engaged in five hard matches, won three, tied one and dropped one. The cadet mittmen engaged in five hard matches during the regular season just closed. They won three, tied one and dropped one by the close score of 5 to 3. At the beginning of the season there were only three men with previous experience. Rocco Bruno, 115-poullder, had boxed year before last but was not out for the team last season. VVard and Fitzsimmons, 155 and r28 pounds, respectively, were the others. Fitzsimmons, because of an abscess which kept him out of condition, fought but one bout. VVe lost to Augusta Military Academy's always outstanding team at Fort Defiance, Virginia, 5 bouts to 3. Then the Greenbrier boys were held to a tie by Staunton Military, last year's champs of the Southern Preparatory School Tournament, when the visitors from Virginia took the final two heavyweight bouts to overcome a 4 to 2 lead. Greenbrier decisively defeated Armstrong junior College, 6 to 2. The VVashington and Lee Freshmen were defeated in Lexington, Virginia, 5 to 3. The final victory was a 5 to 3 win at the expense of Danville Military Academy in Danville, Virginia. Greenbrier's team scored 25 points against' I5 for opponents, for an average winning score of 5 to 3. A half-dozen victories were via the knockout or technical knockout route. The locals were good hitters as well as clever boxers. The team showed to advantage at thc South Atlantic Preparatory and High Invitation Tournament, held this year at Staunton, Virginia. Rhodes went to the tri-Hnals. Eddie Craw- ford, heavyweight, won the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP, decisively defeating his S. M. A. opponent, Cranor, to avenge the only loss of the season. Cranor had defeated' Eddie here in an extra round. G winners, 1932-33: Bruno, Fox, C. Garman, H. Rhodes, Knighton, F. Crawford, E. Crawford, C. Pace fManagerD. RECORD Greenbrier 3-Augusta Military Academy. . 5 Greenbrier 5+VVashington and Lee Frosh.. . 3 Greenbrier 4.-Staunton Military Academy. . 4. Greenbrier 6-Armstrong Junior College.. . . 2 Greenbrier 5-Danville Military Academy. . 3 Won .... .... ..... 3 T ied .................... 1 Lost ....... . .... ..... I if 'rs are p I. WW? :W w 13121 1, MLN. , ,E Q ,A 4, W ,ggi E' H, km , m V -Mm -js? 'Y mi? . Q Q Q2 .W L., gfiiw' ' THE YVRESTLING TEAM Parlss, Pnfcrx, P. Conlfy, Kirk, Smjford, Tomchik, F. Cra-wford, Crafwfozd, 1 'Ullll.Y, R Gilmer, C. Pace ,U HE RIER PATCH F Miss RUTH M. ICIRK Hasbrouck Heights, N. I. Sponsor ' Wrestling Review Although Conch Henley's wrestlers lost four out of five matches, they made a fine impression on local fans and the more experienced men on the squad acquitted themselves remarkably well, Captain Crawford lost but one match-to Captain Bonino, of the Washington and Lee Frosh-while Kirk, who started last year and showed the result of practice this season, won every match. Tomchik was another who won the majority of his matches. In wrestling, experience counts heavily. The local boys showed plenty of willingness to mix it this year, and gave the fans a run for their money by keeping the pace hot and furious in almost every bout C11 the card. The men who broke in this year should be winners in the future. As for those who are leaving, we predict successful college wrestling records for Crawford, Kirk and Tomchik-and we understand that some of the college coaches agree with us. G winners, 1932-33: Parks, Peters, P. Conley, Kirk, Stafford, Tomchik, F. Crawford, E. Crawford, C. Pace QManagerl. RECORD Greenbrier 13--Virginia Institute Frosh.. . . 25 Greenbrier 3c-Armstrong Junior College.. 8 Greenbrier 5-VVashingto11 and Lee Frosh. 27 Greenbrier I6-Augusta Military Academy zo Greenbrier 13-Augusta Military Academy 21 VVon .... ................ 1 Lost .... .......... .... 4. VVRESTLING VVON LOST WON Losr Time Time Timg Time Fall fldfv. Forfvit Fall Hd-v. Fall fldfu. Forfeil Fall fldfv. Parks . . . .. 1 4. R. Gilmor . . . 2 Peters ,. . . I 2 1 Stalliord . .... . 2 I Price .. . . I Tomchik .. . . . 2 1 2 Evans . ..... 2 F. Crawford . 1 2 2 P. Conley .. . . 2. I E. Crawford . 3 1 I Kirk ........ 4 1 - - - - -. I2 4 1 1 5 S at 75 lar F THE RIER ATC:-I W V .. . BASEBALL SQUAD STANDING: g Thompson, Reed, Stafford, Fizor, Ilfzrd, Smith, Hoeior, Coach Adkins, Ellfwood, Knighton, Coloman S1'1 r1NG: Manager E. Stefwart, Ca-Captain G. Conley, Andnsowz, Snead, Slu.vsor, R. Wood, Jasper Baseball HE BASEBALL TEAM, under Co-Captains George Conley and Bob Wood, seems to be taking form as a winner as this goes to press. The boys won their first game, defeating Covington High, 5 to O, with only a few days practice. This victory, over a team which rates as a really good high school outfit, was the first shut-out won by Greenbrier in five years. Coleman pitched masterful ball for seven innings, Fizer showed plenty of stuff until he lost control with two out in the ninth, and Coleman returned to make the final pop up to Sneed. Sneed contributed the longest home run seen here in years on his first appearance at the plate, and also snared a pop fiy in short left field to toss to first and complete a double play in the final inning. Clifton Forge Won the second game, I2 to II, in eleven innings, despite Green- brier's early IO-2 lead. The locals couldn't seem to stop hits in the pinches. Several errors and three successive walks helped along the opposition. Artis Smith smacked out homers on his first two trips to the plate. Fizer also hit for the circuit, and Burroughs made a double and three singles on his first four tries. Coleman hit a triple in the first inning against Armstrong Junior College, but rain caused the postponement of the game, with the score O-0, in the second inning. The varsity lineup, so far, has consisted of: Ellwood, Catcher, Coleman, Fizer, G. Conley, Smith, Pitchers, Smith, First Base, Wood, Second Base, Sneed, Short Stop, Anderson, Third Base, Slusser, Jasper, Burroughs, Fizer, Coleman, Outfield. at 76 - -gfiii' f mi .. HE RIER PATCH F Later Report SCORES TO DATE G. lVI. S. .... .... 5 -Covington High .................... 0 G. M. S. .... . . II-CllftOl1 Forge High QII inningsj ...... I2 G. M. S., . . . 6-Alderson junior College ....... . . . . 2 G. M. S. .... . 7-Covington High ................. . . 2 G. M. S. .... . . IO-Clifton Fo1'ge High KIO inningsj . , . . . 9 G. lVI. S. .... . . IO-Alderson Junior College ......... . . 7 G. lvl. S.. . . . 8-Hargreave Military Academy. . . . . 3 G. M. S.. . . . 4-VVashington and Lee Freshmen. . . . . 6 G. M. S.. .. .. I4-Al1StCd Greys ............... . . .. . 1 G. M. S.. . . . . 20-VVashington and Lee Freshmen. . . . . . I 5 G. lVI. S.. . . .... 3-Hopewell' fVa.j High ........ . . .H 7 GAMES TO PLAY May I6-AllgllSfH Milita1'y Academy, Ft. Defiance, Virginia Nlay I8-Talcott High-HONIE Nlay 19-Richwood Independents-HOME May 20-Roosevelt High, of X-Vashington, D. C.-HOME 1: ,.::. 1' , . i . . , V' e- ,V . , 'T V., , ' ff-ii' l ,V f-'97 I V , . 4? : -E zz ,. A , 't ' 5:1 N I gy? I .gms -K 5. K, V .,.. 1 . ears . . 1 I ,t -Wray-....,-Q-:-t .ax V Q. j ' F ...Q .,.. .. 1 :- V' fl. f i ' A ff ni- E , F . , ., . .. . -- Ei '5' 2.fi4Q.:f15 , ' - i .2191 .Sf i 7 ' 2 A J - I , - .1 1 ' rr? 1 -f A , 'f f f I w .,,. V .... - . . ,... . .Q if -.1 11.-.:..-1-,..:--. f f., - ' ' 1 i ' - , f . A .. ...,.. Q .. -'V--'- I 5 -'ViV N' . - S- -7-.. ' ... , 3- - W 3 .V A 'V.,Y:::a'2.-:.--...Szeg'1-r.:....55.., '- ' . i , -gf. ' f- . 5 V 1 ,.,, U V- n .1 - . V V V . - .- i 1 Q . f V ew--iff? 2- A g'j,,4a, fr V S - 1 -, . 21' iii- MV . l I I Q ,......rf A .1 , f' :ww ' 1 ' 1 fg A ,E , .fi g -V 1-,m..f..:.:.. M... f ,. 1 'V'V '.'E?s5zE'?i2fv+1-1 :m-:.:a-am:f-....Q'- A . -MV - 1 1 H -----f FIRST COLLEGE GAL: I'm afraid my keydet is going to be shippedf' SECOND DrTTo: VVhy, dearie, what's the trouble? FIRST FRAIL: VVell, Jack told me he was playing baseball this afternoon and he .stole tfwo bases. 'wif 77 lk- , HE RIER PATCH F TRACK SQUAD BACK ROW: 1'15.i'i5lHllf Couch lllontgovzlcry, f'1JJi.flllIlfl Manager Noidharl, Dafvis, fl. Smith, Fixer, Bullock, Earmzm, Smaak, Captain lllonlgomory, Talamo, Hill, Champion, Jafwilz, Iflfifawr, Lurnsden, lllanagor J. Maoro, Coach Barlholonmw FRONT Row: Been, Mrflullough, Zeller, Manning, J. Cook, Tomchik, E. Crawford, Burroughs, F. Crawford, IV. Cook, Royors, J. Koller TI'8Cl4 Coach Bartholomew's track team faces the season's competition with unusually bright prospects. The following men a1'e expected to bring victories to the Green and White: xoo-Yard Dash .... .... Z eller, Davis, Blankenship 22O'YZll'Cl Dash ..... ....... Z eller, Blankenship 44.0-Yard Dash. .. ........,.,..... Fizer, Smoak 880-Yard Run .... .......... M cCullough, Talamo Mile Run ............... ....... l logers, VV. Cook, Hill, Beese 120-Yard High Hurdles .... ....., L umsden, Montgomery, I. Cook 220-Yard Low Hurdles ..... .......... C aptain J. Cook, Manning, Lumsden Discus .................. ............ .E . Crawford, F. Crawford, Tomchik Shot ....... Crawford, F. Crawford, A. Smith, Tomchik Javlin ...... .............. B urroughs, A. Smith, E. Crawford Pole Vault .... .... M ontgomery, Tomchilc, Burroughs High Jump .... ...... M ontgomery, Tomchik, Jawitz Broad jump .... ....... B urroughs, A. Smith, Fizer 422 vs Jae- l F HE RIER PATCH E X , , Miss MURIEL RATcLiFF Grinnell, Iowa Sjronwr Track Last year Eddie Crawford broke the record for the discus throw at the Southern Prep and High Track Tournament, held at Chapel Hill, North Carolina, under the auspices of the University of North Carolina. The old record was about 133 feet. Eddie tossed the discus over 142 feet. F or Eve minutes he was the new record holder. Then along carne a MHSSHl1LlttCI1 star, determined to do big things. He threw the discus a longer distance than he had ever attained before, and made about 150 feet, within a couple of feet of the National Prep School Record. Tough luck, Eddie! Late news: Guthrie lVlcCullough, half-miler, winner of three first and one second fagainst V. P. 1.5, will captain the 1934 track team. RECORD Dale 012110116111 G. M. S. Opponent April 8 Ansted High . .......................... 102 25 April IS Virginia Polytechnic Institute Freshmen .... 44M 72yg April 22 Clifton Forge High ................................... 77 4,0 April 29 Augusta Military Academy ............................ 59 58 May I3 Southern Prep and High Meet at University of North Carolina. 7 9 lif- J. HE RIER PATCH W L., L Y g. ,l RIFLE TEAM G. Dillard, W2'afut'r, L0fLULj, Lzzmrden, Jafwitz, Porter, El1rz'nford, Clmmjrion, La Fon, .Major Harris, Sm'gca1zl Conyzrrs. No Picl1n'c.' IV. Preston Rifle Team fA7llfi07Z!ll Chalnps for the Past Three Yizarsj The 1933 R. O. T. C. Rifle Team consists of: Cadets Young, I. Gilmor, VV. Jennings, Ehren- ford, VV. Preston, Porter, La Fon, Champion, I. Gordon, VV. Thomas, VVeaver, G. Dillard, Lums- den, Jawitz and Captain Lowe. Sergeant C. C. Conyers, who has coached the team to three championships-including the National Championship, VVilliam Randolph Hearst Match, in both 1931 and 1932-gives out the following scores to April mth: Corps Area, Intercollegiate Match, 74,94-SCCOIICT in all junior R. O. T. C. Units in States of Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky and West Virginia. National Intercollegiate Match, all R. O. T. C. Junior Units, 7680, or a gain of 26 points over our 1932 score. WVe stood fourth in 1932. The firing in the VVilliam Randolph Hearst Match, won for past two years by Greenbrier, was completed Saturday, April 1st, with the following results: First Team .... . . . . . . . . 965-Possible 1,ooo Second Team .... . . . . . . .. . 950-Possible 1,000 FLASH: The Editor is glad to be able to rip out copy prepared for this space to include: GREENBRIER'S FIRST AND SECOND TEAMS PLACED FIRST AND SECOND IN THE NATIONAL RIFLE MATCH. I-IOMER LOWE VVON INDIVIDUAL COMPETI- TION QNATIONALD. The team won ALL intercollegiate matches this year. Greenbrier defeated the following school teams: Kemper Military School, Boonsville, Indianag Peekskill Military Academy, Peckskill, New York, New Mexico Military Academy, Roswell, New Mexicog Northwestern Military and Naval Academy, Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, Pennsyl- vania State College, State College, Pennsylvania, Pennsylvania State College Freshmen, VVaukegan Township High School, VVaukegan, Illinois. at so 53+ 01,5 F1 1 Y f ? ns,- ' 1 -1-vrr-v- But here Are My Fiddlers Tl1ree7 W OLD KING COLE VVAS A MERRY OLD SOUL. HE IIKES JOLLY COMPANIOINS. INO'I TOR HIM THE CI OISTERED CELL OR THE QUIET STUDY HALL! THEY CARRIED A RADIO STATIC AND ALL INTO I-IIS YIAJESTY. ALREADY HE HAD HIS PIPE AND HIS BONVL. OF COURSE, HIS TOBACCO VVASN T AS GOOD AS THAT ADW ERTISED IV OUR YEAR- BOOK, BUT HE DID VERY NY ELL THANK YOU. BUT THE ELDERLY 'XIONARCH INSISTED UPON BEIIXG CLUBBY. HE YVAS STRONG FOR ORGANIZATION. THAT, AS YOU HAVE GUESSED LONG AGO, IS WHY HE WAS SELECTED AS THE PATRON SAINT 01' CLUBS AWD ORGANI- ZATIONS. CLUBS AND ORGANIZATIONS f .A .,.:., I .1.1.........:, AlL:'lL:L:':':Al':':O:O:' ' RR AIA AAN,S , f LRLILRA DEDEESDLZL LEEEE .,,,,,, Y A . A AA 1' A'1A4 ' ll . E HE BRIER PATCH F l x . 1 R. Wood, Olifverf Captain Benjamin, Parlcor, Biddle, J. Cook, Robertson, G. Dillard, Knapp, Nezdhart, Price, J. Ilfinburn, Bruno, Ehrcnford, Thompson, Triem, Hill. No Picture: T. Prostott The Brier Patch This, the year book of Greenbrier Military School, is the permanent record of school life by, of and for the cadets. THE BRIER PATCH is a. charter member of the National Scholastic Press Association and has consistently won high rating in the national contest. STAFF Editorial Editor-in-Chief. ............. ROBERT C. Wooo Assistants .... Rocco BRUNO, FRANK EHRENFORD Associate Editor ....... VV ILLIAM P. 0L1vER, IR. Lciwzsburg Editor .............. T ATE PRESTON Academic Editor ....... .... L . C. PARKER, IR. Busimln Assistant. ........... . ...... JOSEPH N. Cool: - Military Editor ............ ROBERT TI-IOMPSON Manager ' rgI,l:,FSlgNB Organizations Editor. ............ JOHN TRIEM ' n ' ' ' ' Sports Editor ............ RAYMOND ROBERTSON Faculty Advisor Assistant... ........... GEORGE H. L. DILLARD CAPTAIN In WILMER BENJAMIN Feature Editor .............. H. L. KNAPP, JR. Assistant ........... VVILIJAM I. NEIDHART, JR. qmnsc Art Editor ...................... Room' PRICE ibn mmf. Photographic Editor. .... JAY TE WINBURN, JR. ,a,'3i 'Hix A 56145506 of sz W- I J. HE RIER PATCH F BACK ROW: J. lffinbllfll, G. Dillard, Olifver, Triem, R. Price FRONT Row: Knapp, Biddlf, Bruno, Pardcr, Elzrenford The Green-Briars Green-Briars, the bi-weekly paper, contains current school news and articles of interest to outsiders as well as cadets. It has its joke column, contains local adver- tisements, which go far toward paying its expenses, and the whole third page is devoted exclusively to sport news. Its editorial column is always interesting. This year the Green-Briars, in conjunction with the BRIER PATCH, was granted admission to the Quill and Scroll, a national journalistic society, and a local chapter has been organized. The Green-Briars was also entered in the N. S. P. A. student newspaper contest, but the results have not been received as yet. Several staffs put the paper out this year but the onel below did the bulk of the work. STAFF Editor-in-Chief... .... I-IERBERT L. KNAPP, JR. Reporters: FRANKEL, R. GARMAN, HEFLIN, Kes, Laser-r, PARKER, Reeves, STAFFORD, A 't Ed! ' ...... XN1 A P. OL V'R R. Mona E, lm LU M I E ' J CARTER, H. DILLARD, R. PRICE, EHREN- No-ws Editor .... ....... . . .JAMES H. BLY FORD, J, VVINBURN Ffflluff' EfUf0 ---- ------- .l OHN S- TRIEM 1!ld'l!L'7'li5i7lg Manager ...... JOHN W. NEIDHART Sport.: Editor .... .... H OWARD E. RHoADs Faculfy Advisor .... CAPTAIN I. FRANK HEFLIN 4383+11- 1933 E' HE RIER PATCH F LEFT TO RIGHT: Jasper, G. Dillard, Lofzue, A7ldL'I'50lL, Reed, Earman, Oli-var, Corcoran, IV. Cook, Ehronford fNo Picluro: Wood, B1U'I'01Ljfl5j Student Council OFFICERS President .................. ..,.... R EED Vice Presizleni. . . .... ANDERSON Secretary ..... . . . . .... EARMAN The Student Council has charge of the wit-1f' Honor System method of student body legis- lation at G1'cenb1'ie1'. Miss MILDRED PIUFFMAN Charleston, W. Va. Sponsor -124 84, Ef- 1933 Jw- HE sm- 1933 FRONT ROW: Reed, A1zdar.von, Eurmau ' SECOND ROW: Kirk, Chirla, Ilflrhftridyc, Rogers, Garreimvz THIRD ROW: Oli-ver, FifZ5iIIl1l10Il5, Efvam, Bruno, Mullins, Zogg, McCoy BACK ROW: H. Rhoads, Corcoran, Rucleer, Gilbert, J. lVirzburn Hi -Y Club ' OFFICERS Prjesidgmz .... I .... ........... .... E A RMAN Vice President. . . ......... REED Secretary. ........ ................. A NDERSON Q Faculty Alflzzixoz- .... .... C APTAIN ROBERT HARRIS P The Hi-Y Club fills an important place in the life of G1'eeulj1'ie1'. It is an excellent social institution as well as a worth-while factor in influencing the moral tone of the corps. -NT-f-85, li- F HE RIERRMPATCH E LEFT TO RIGHT: Cajntain Turley, Earman, Oliver, Chirk, Major' Harris, Reed, Lofwc, Kirk, Knapp, Czzjataiu Hnflin fNo Picture: R. Waodj Boot and Spur Club OFFICERS President. ....... . . .REED Vice President. . . ...... LOWE Secretary ............. . .... R. VVOOD Several old G. M. S. musicians have appeared as orchestra members and leaders at the Boot and Spur dances this year. These included Edgar Jepson, demon cornetist, and 'iRed Grusendorf, leader. E'Iome:Coming Dance. . , November I2fl1'ROYHl' Kentuckians. Midwmtcr Hop ...... . .December 17th-New River Stale 1 iv Collegians. I D January Dance. ....... january 28th-Ken Winn's Virginians. March Dance. .. ..... March hklth-7Homer Qlmwc and His M R W usica Genera s. ISS OBERTA OODRUM Easter Dance ......... April 29111-Homer Lowe and His ChZ1I'lCStOI1, VV. VH. F I M M:xsic?l Eeizrials. d H B d 0 ....... ..... a y gon- ac' nes a is a Span-mr mu S of Bands. n n eaissiaf- I 1933 x- ss- 1933 Y ..,.-L, ,rnrv V -, - . x,L,,'-, . V '- A Y , , E ,,.4w5.- . BACK Row: Olifuer, Earman, Blankenship, Gilbert, E. Cm-wford, Rucker, McFetridge, Stockton, Sfafford, Jones, O'I3rien FRONT Row: Reed, Chick, J. Rhodes, Ruff, Hopjfstefler, Heflin, La Fon, Shumate, Dafvis, Knapp, Captain H eflin MEMBERS NOT XN PICTURE! Billingsley, Coblenlz, E. Crafwford, Hagen, Knighton, Reeves, Sneed, Zeller Forensic Club OFFICERS President ....... ......... R EED W V ice President. . . .... KNIGHTON Secretary. ........ . . .,. .KNAPP Sergeant-at-11 rms. . . . . . COBLENTZ qsfsvfnf. F HE RIER ATCH F ' ' R V c 11' Ji A 5 A A . iw QA N 1 in iyscivgmm U V., itat. THE MUsxcAL GENERiXLS lph'll lJl?l', Corcoran, fllfwezler, Lofwe, Dafvix, McCoy, IV. Cook, R. Garinmz, Roherison, Ignatius, E. Taylor. No Picture: Rosenzfweig The Musical Generals WPIOMER D. Lows, Leader LOWE ....... ...... F irst Trumpet ROBERTSON . . . . . . Violin E. ITAYLOR.. .. ..... Second Trumpet R. GARMAN ..... ..... P iano DAVIS. .... ..... F irst Saxophone VVEAVER .. . Q ..... Trombone Ic:NA'r1Us .... ...Second Saxophone VV. COOK .... .... Ii as: Hom ATWATER .... .... T hird Saxophone MCCOY . ...... ........ C lar-inet CORCORAN .... ............. B anjo ROSENZWEIG. ........ . .... Trap Drums In addition to having a lot of fun practicing at all hours of the night, The MLlSlC3l Generals furnished music between acts of Dramatic Club productions and for several fine cadet dances. , -if 88 Fw- 1933 33- HE RIER ATCH 33- 1933 MIss PHOEIIE ELLIS Maysville, Ky. Sponsor of Literary Sorivlim Junior Literary Society Presizlent ......... .,,.,,,,. W 151' Vice President ........ , , ,C, KELLER Secretary-Tren.vzu'0r. . . ,,.,,,, SEIG Ilvffarslzal. ....... ......... , , ,OVERBY ABBO'Iu1' H. MQORE Conn M. MOORE EMEILICK P. Mooxuz Hoomsk S. MOORE HOWARD OVERBY JENKINS B. PRICE IENKS SEIG H. KANE STERN P. KANE TABsco1v1' C. KELLER H. THOMAS G. LEMON VVEIMAN 1. LEMON G. VVINBURN X A. MOORE VV. VVINBURN Ia. M3333 WISE 'XAND LET ME TELL You D. XVOOD if 89 33:3 W HE RIER PATCH F Presiden t. ....... . f ICE President ....... Lacy Literary Society S eeretelry-Treaszn'er. . . S ergeont-at-A rms. . . ALDERSON ANDERSON ATWATER BATT BEESE BELTZ BERRY BROWNE BRUNO BULLOCK BURGESS BURROUGI-IS CHICK CLIFTON COLEMAN I. COOK CORCORAN E. CRAWFORD F. CRAWFORD DANA DAVIS DECKMAN D. DILLARD H. DILLARD EHMKA EIIRENFORD ELLWOOD FELI.ows Fox FRANKEL C. GARMAN GILBERT R. GILMOR GROVE HAGEN H. TIARTLEY HEE'l'ER PIEFLIN PIERSEY HOPKINS IGNATIUS J. JENNINGS W. JENNINGS JONES J. KELLER KNAPP KNIGIITON LA FON LAIRD LANG LEECII MANNING MARSH MARSHALL MCCOY MCFETRIDGE J. MOORE MULLINS MYERS O'BRlEN PARKS PIPER POWERS SENIOR ORATION S Anderson: Quaekery in the Ads Beltz: Hofw Ammunition is Mode I Coleman: The Death of Cl1l'Ul7L.C00lldgE I I C Garman: Beyond the flips Lzes Mussolznz Grlbertz IVl1o Hfill Succeed in College? Iffnatius: Citizenship and Crime La Fon: Teehnocracy +5390 Ff- WOOD . . .ANDERSON . . . .CHICK . . .DANA W. PREs'I'oN R. PRICE J. RHODES ROSENZWEIG SATINSKY SI-IAMDLIN A. SMITH S. SMITH SMOAK STAFFORD G. STEWART TALAMO TICCO WALDRON WALKER R. VVINBURN J. VVOLFORD R. WOOD YOUNG ZOGG Lang: The Per-feet Fool ' McCoy: Count Von Luckner-Sea Defuzl McFetridge: Sir Henry Bessemer J. Moore: H4zst Virginia Parks: The Romance of Rubber Piper: Our Preparedness Program Young: Curing the Depression 1933 F HE RIER ATCH W 1933 XI Q Philomathean Literary Society Presid e n t ....... Vzce President ....... Secretary-Treasurer. . . . S ergean 15-at-A rms. ......... . ANGUS BALDWIN BIDDLE BILLINGSLEY BLACK BLANKENSHIP BLY BOYD BOYDEN CANTER CHAMPION COIIEN G. CONLEY P. CONLEY W. COOK DILLABOUGH G. DILLARD DUFF EARMAN ENNIS ETHERIDGE EVANS FITZGERALD FITZSIMMONS FIZER R. GARMAN GARRE1'SON J. GILMOR J. GORDON VV. GORDON GRANGER S. HARTLEY HIGGINS HOPPSTETTER JACOBSON JASPER JAWITZ KEE KIRK KNAPP LINDSEY LOWE LUMSDEN MCCULLOUGII T. MOORE NEIDIIAR1' OLIVER H. PACE PARKS PETERS PLUMMER T. PRESTON PRICIIARD REED H. RHOADS ROBERTSON ROGERS RUCKER RUFF SEIDEL SENIOR ORATIONS Canter: Hofw flmmunition is Made Champion: The Family Tree of a Cafw W. Cook: U. S. Grant Fxtzsimmons: The Richest Man in Babylon Granger: Theodore Roosevelt Hoppstetterz Franklin D. Roosefuell Neidhart: Be Prepared! Porter: Wbodrofw Wilsorz i'9l91f3 ..........REED ....EARMAN ......IqIRK STOOKTON SIIUMATE SLUSSER SNEED E. STEWART STOCKTON G. TAYLOR W. THOMAS THOMPSON TOMCHIK TOPPING TRACEY TRIEM VINES VVALL VVARD WEAVER WEBBER VVILLIIAMSON I. WINDURN C. VVOLFORD ZELLER Robertson: Gangster? Pofwer Rogers: Panama E. Stewart: T ochnocracy Thompson: Ford's Dofue of Peace Tomchik: Thomas fl. Edison Triem: Testing Aeroplane.: I. VVinburn: The Menace of Insanity G G G G G G I GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG G . G I I I I I G Winners of the 3 G 1' oolball W? tm, wry 'Tony if any HGH mm have Basket Ball G REED been left oul. Spring :porn are 1zeeeJ.ra- JASPER G G JASPER rily figured on the basis of probability. COLEMAN G G KNIGFITON FIZER G G ANDERSON BURROUGIIS G G E. CRIUVFORD SNEED G G FIZER GROVE G G CHAMPION CANTER G 3 PORTER fMgr'D 8 3 EQLLZZZE Bareball G G BLANKENSIIIP RGWQOOD S G CHICK - ONT-EY G G ELLIS ANDERSON G SNEISD JASPER cg G COLEMAN COLEMAN G G COBLENTZ r ELLWOOD G G BURROUGI-Is FILER V G G A' SMITH A. SMI FH G G F CRAWFORD SIIEED G ' ' I OFFSINGER 3 F.. STEWART BURGER E G fMgr.j, G. STEVVART G G I ' CNIgI'.D G G Boxing W felt! mg G G BRUNO KNIGIITON E. CRAWFORD :KIRK G G F ox E. CRAWFORD PARKS ' STAFFORD G G C. GARMAN F. CRAXVFORD PETERS TOAICHIK G 3 H. RI-IoADs C. PACE CMgr.D P. CONLEY F, CRAWFORD CE G Rifle Team Track G G LOVVIE. G. DILLARD I. COOK ROGERS G G PVEAVER LA FON E. CRANVFORD F. CRAYVFORD G G JAWVITZ PORTER MONTGORIEIXY BLANKENSHIP G G LUIVISDEN EIIRENFORD MOCULLOUOH SMOAK G Sr CHAMPION W. PRESTON NIANNING ZELLER 3 G BURROUGIIS A. SMITH G G V TOMCHIK I. MOORE QMgr.j G GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG W THE BRIER PATCH W February 8 February I5 February 20 February 23 February 24 February 25 R4 arch I NI arch I March I 3 Roneeverte fH'e1-cj Ronceverte fThereQ In 'N jx -E 6 G C X if ' X.,- 3 .fusr rmfvfff Debating .... . . . .Won . .... .... L ost, .....WOIl Wl1ite Sulphur CTherej . . Lewisburg fllherej Lewisburg fliherej VVhite Sulphur CI-lerej ........ Charleston frlqherej Charleston Cl-Ierej Alderson CTherej ..... .... AFFIRIVIATIVE TEAM Blankenship Stafford Knighton CCaptainj Lost, VVon Lost, Lost, Won Won Billingsley replaced Stafford in one debate NEGATIVE TEAM Knapp J. Rhodes Oliver CCaptainQ Gilbert replaced Rhodes in one debate Captain J. Frank Heflin, Coach ai 93 15+ Upheld Affirnlative Upheld Negative Upheld .AH:l1'1DZltlVC Upheld Negative Upheld AHi1'mative Upheld Negative Upheld Negative Upheld Affirmative Upheld Negative ..- HE RIER PATCH F Dramatics Captain Potter, Dramatic Coach, selected Seven Keys to Baldpate for the Club's Hrst offering. On February 6th, before a large aIId truly appreciative audience, the often humorous, usually thrilling, and always interesting action of George M. Cohan's melodamatic farce kept us glued to our seats until the final curtain. Homer Lowe and his llflusical Generals, featuring Rudy Robertson, the farmhand violinist, pro- vided the music. DRAMATIC CLUII OF THE MARK OF THE BEAST GRRIENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL KA mystery playl PRESENTS SEXIEN KEYS To BALDPATE The spring season offering will be A Melodramatic Farce in A Prologue, Two Acts, by George M. and an Epilogue Cohan Produced by Special Arrangement with Samuel French, New York CAST. Un the order of ther r appenranceb Elijah Quimby .................,.... Lcorliiger Mfr. Quimby ............... Taylor W. Higgins William Hallowell .Magda ..,..... James H. Bly john Bland. .......... . Allary Norlan ......... lllrx. Rhodir ........ . . . . . . .Stetson Hill . . .,... I. J. Angus . . . .F. James Keller Prtxrr, the Hcrmit .... ...... A . H. Stockton lllyra Thorinllfill .,... ...... L . C. Parker, Jr. Lou illax ..., , .... .. ..... A. F. Prichard, jr. jim Cargrm ....... ......,...... J oe iM. Cook Thamar Hayden. . . ..... William P. Oliver, Jr. jiggr Kennrrly ............... H. L. Knapp, Jr. Policeman ....,.,...,............ Adolph Allen Th: Owner of Bnlrlpat: ..... ,..,... C arl Garmzm The Scene is Laid in the Olhce of Baldpate Inn Time :-A cold night this winter STAFF Dirutor .......... ..... ......,. C a plain Potter Stage lllannger ..... . ...... ...... L yle Piper .fI.r,ri.rla-nt Stage Jlxlaliagsr. . . Carpanlsr .......,...... Arrirta-nt Carpenter ........ Properly Ivlmmger. ....... . . . . JV. Gordon . . . ...Edgar Ruff . . . . .Bill Baldwin . . . . . . . .George Lang zI.r.fi.rtant Properly l'lla'nagl'r ......... John Keller flxrixtant Properly rlla-nagsr ........ Tate Preston Elerzricirm ...,............ James R. Billingsley flnirtavzt Elertricirm . ......... joseph Manning A.r.vi.rLa1It Elrrtririan ......... John Triem Hour: llrlmmgrr. .... ........ H . M. Canter Box Off: Managrr. . ..... . .flrriftmzt ...... . ......... . ..........Lec.Cohen William Fitzsimmons lNfONDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1933 Music by Captain Lowe and His Musical Genera ls all 944 YC The MHl'k of the Beast, Sezlirrle. CAST G. DILLARD BOYDEN QIEIDHART HILL CHAMPION A surprise character CAPTAIN POTTER The Club also plans to offer SCL' fram Macbeth. CAST MRS. VV. D. STREET CAPTAIN POTTER CADET PARKER by Seymour TIES 8 ,E HE RIER PATCH F .ga : ,L De Molay The De Nlolay Club is an honorary organization made up of those Greenbrier cadets who are members of their home chapters of this national organization, together with their faculty sponsors. W' VVILLIAINI MCCOY Rochester Chapter, Rochester, New York JACK CHAMPION Albert Pike Chapter, Fort Smith, Arkansas J. VVILLIAMT NEIDHART Wheelixlg Chapter, XVheeling, West Virginia VVILLIAIVI W. FITZSIMIVIONS, JR. Veritas Chapter, Elizabeth, New Jersey STETSON R. HILL Lafayette Chapter, Englewood, New Jersey SERGEANT CONYERS CAPTAIN BARTHOLOMEW CAPTAIN BENJAMIN CAPTAIN HEFLIN -121 95 lie HEADQUARTERS R. O. T. C. UNIT GREENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL LEWISBURG, W. VA. GENERAL ORDER No. 7 May 13, 1933 I. The following promotions and appointments are made in the Cadet Corps, elfeetivc this date: To be Cadet Nlajor and Battalion Commander: Captain Homer D. Lowe. To be Cadet Nlajor and Supervisor of Instruction in Companies A, B and C: Captain iVilliam P. Oliver. Captain John H. Chick. . Captain Kelley E. Reed. To be Captain and Adjutant: First Lieutenant Robert C. Wood. To be Second Lieutenant and Assistant Adjutant: Sergeant Nlajor Herbert NI. Canter. To be Captain and Supply Oliicer: First Lieutenant Richard ltd. Garretson. To be Second Lieutenant and Assistant Supply Oliicer: Sergeant William M. Preston. To be Supply Sergeant: Cadet Joseph N. Cook. be Sergeant Major: Color Sergeant James H. Bly. be Color Sergeant: Corporal William W. Fitzsirnmons. BAND To be Captain: First Lieutenant Charles WV. Ignatius. To be First Lieutenant: Second Lieutenant Lyle B. Piper. To be Second Lieutenant: First Sergeant lVilliam G. Cook. To be First Sergeant: Sergeant Edgar B. Ruff. To be Corporal: Cadet Philip S. Beese. COMPANY A To be Captain: First Lieutenant James A. Rhodes. To be First Lieutenant: Second Lieutenant Walter F. Kirk. To be Second Lieutenant: Corporal Herbert A. Porter. To be Sergeants: Corporal Harley T. Nlarsh, Corporal James R. Billingsley, Corporal Witcher G. lXlcCullough. To be Corporals: Cadets Louis C. Parker, Leonard H. Cohen, Harold L. Frankel, COMPANY B be Captain: First Lieutenant Herbert L. Knapp. First Lieutenant: Second Lieutenant Carl D. Anderson. To To Carroll C. Coleman. To To bc To be Second Lieutenant: First Sergeant John YV. Neidhart. To be First Sergeant: Sergeant Laydon lXfIcFetridge. To be Sergeants: Corporal Charles N. Pace, Corporal Peter H. Dillard, Cadet George T. Conley, Corporal Stetson R. Hill. To be Corporals: Cadet David S. Dillard, William J. Baldwin, George M. Lang, Robert T. Batt. To be Privates: First Class: Cadet John C. Gilmor, Ross V. Hersey, James Elwood. COMPANY C To be Captain: First Lieutenant john S. Earman. To be First Lieutenant: Second Lieutenant William J. Moore. To be Second Lieutenant: Sergeant George H. Dillard. To be Corporals: Cadet William H. Berry, Edgar F. Powers, Howard G. Stewart. To be Scrgeants: Corporal John R. Evans, George R. Fellows, Raymond Robertson, Cadet Harvey J. Hartley, John P. jones. Official T. A. Hnnnrs, R, C, WQOD, Captain, Infantry CDOU Captain, Adjutant. P- M- S- 51 T- KEYDET DAZE Le' IA ' ' ' I . . f f ! . -4 - '- '. --I A... ,A,-1 f- .1 .. . 1 ff -, ' ' 'i . ' :I-w,+:.:1::-5-If-gfwi'-- . ' ' , ln. . ---- .Aw . ' . ' ,. f jg ,. ' -1-V .J . 5: . M- lt Heap Fine Slcunlcfcan You Take lt? THE COLONISTS AND THE INJUNS PLAYED A GOOD OLD GAIVIE CALLED C.IvE-AND-TAKE. NVHENEVER IT DIDNIT RAIN AND THERE WERE THREE EARS OF CORN IN THE FANIILY RIN, A BRAVE EARLY AMERICAN THOUGHT HE VVAS ENJOYING A ROOM. THEY HAD NO XVARQPUMQ so THEY SWAPPED IERI. THEY COULD TAKE IT! OUR FOREFATHERS BOUGHT MANHATTAN ISLAND FOR 324.00 'WORTH OF READS AND MIRRORS. TO-DAY, BROOKLYN BRIDGE ALONE OFTEN SELLS FOR MORE THAN THAT. THIS DEPARTMENT OF THE BRIER PATCH IS A GIVE-AND-TAKE PROROSITION. YVE HOPE YOU ARENIT LIKE THE SODA FOUNTAIN CLERK WHO COULDN'T EAT ICE CREAM-HE COULD DISH IT OUT, BUT HE COUI,DN'T TAKE IT. 1933 :If HE RIER ATCH If 1933 Department of Statistics The Popularity Contest was conducted along strictly honest lines this year, only a minimum of cheating being allowed. It is unreliably reported that each cadet voted for himself for Handsomest Man, but one fellow voted three times and another one voted twice. Each captain received a number of t'Best Commissioned Ol'licer votes, and that without any threats or coersion. Of course, lieutenants ran well up in the scoring also. The clever features in GI'l'L'7l'Bl'llll'.t' undoubtedly won Best VVI'lfEl'H for a man who deserves it-although, of course, the Short Story Contest hasn't been decided yet. Chick, last year's unanimous choice for noisiest cadet, had to share this honor this year with his roommate, Carl Andy Anderson. The College Girl votes -may be accurate and may not. Not for a minute would we insinuate that they are not. However, for the benefit of girls who did not win places-most of the cadets do not know many of the femmes. After all, only about twenty-live per cent. of the Corps reallv qualified as authorities. So-o-0-maybe-oh, well, forget it. Personally, the votes suit us just fine, but we sort of felt maybe someone might notice the repeats and think the ballot box was stuffed I FIRST ITIONOR SECQND REED Most Oztlslztnding Mun CIIICI-1 CIIICI: Best Comnzissioued Ojccr REED G. DILLARD B651NOT!-COI71lIllS.YI'C7LEl1 Ojlircr XV. C0011 BURROUGIIS Best Private O'BRlEN SNEEI1 Best Football Player BURROUGIIS SNEED Best Basket Ball Pluycr FIZER SNEED Best Baseball Player COLEMAN NIONTGDBIERY ' Best Track Man ZELLER E. CRAWI-'oRD Best Boxer KIRK Best Wre.9tle1' , Frrzsnvrmoxs Best Singer ROBERTSON Bm' Best Hamlwrittng J. Coorc OLIVER Best Writer KNAPP REE!! Most Rcprcsmzlatirc ANDERSON CIIIcIc Biggest Ladies Man GARRETSON Srocm-os Biggest Wmmut Hattsr LowE REED Mast Popular CIIICK ANDERSON Ilanrlsomnxt BURROUGIIS GARRETSQN Mast in Low: PIPER OLIVER WARD Biggest Eutsr SECQND PLACE XVINNER DELETED: FACULTY NOT ALLONVED IN Tins conIr'E1'I'I'IoN. ICIRK Nmtext FRANKEI. KNAPP AND BATT Cutest , FILER Biggest Gold Brink BALDWIN ICIRK Best Dancer J. Coos: I. CooI: Biggest Mexican Athlete CIIICK CIIICK AND ANDERSON Notsiest COLLEGE GIRLS ' Must Popular Cntesl f- IIOXVELI., P1-Iirfrs AND GREGG BLYNN AND PIM Best Lonlcing Wiltiest , GREGG AND PIM PIONVELL AND DECKIIIAN f 43 , . . FAVQRITE ORCIITESTRAS . FAx'oRI FE Toorur-As1'Es ' Guy Lombzzrrlo and Isitam JUIIES Ifmiza :tml Listerine 5 , 1 FAVORITE I00 DEMIERITSH A Camels, Lucky Strikes, and Other PcopIc's X xx Calling the Play on ffm Kz'ydt't.r To WIN TIIE PENN.-KNT Aincricau: New York Yankees National: Chicago Cubs and New York Giants -wil 9 sr? so- HE RIER ATCH so 1933 1933 D in n i e que c es NAME REPORT RE!'OR'fING OFFICER YIARRIS, T. No Boot Shine RIIOADES MOORE, J. M. Passing Balt in Quadrangle GILMOR, I. IWOORE, H B. Loitering in Lower Halt Cmcx MOORE, D. T. Not Picking np Penny in Quadrangle JACOESON STREET Drinking too Alnelz Water YOUNG STREET Cigarette Butts on Floor PRICIIARD PIARRIS, R. Loud Noises Ajtcr Taps PARKS, H. PIARRIS, R. Late to Room at C. Q. LAIRD BENJAMIN Saying Is Has an Object WALKER, SATINSRV, PIERSEY AND PLUMMER AD!-ZINS A rgning With Ojteer-of-Day ZOGG ADKINS Fishing Without Result ZANE GREY RICIIARDSON Chewing Gum in Study Ilall, Reading Magazine in Study Halt EIIMKA LITIIGOVV Sen ,filing on Stoops CHAMPION IVEY Failnre to Slant Class-room Door CORPORAL OF GUARD UNCLE JOE' Rushing to Mess Halt BIDDLE TIIOMAS Tall Tales of Tennessee SECTION LEADER OF I'IISTORY CLASS BARTIIOLOMEVV Calling Every Evening Without .Senior Privileges COLONEL MOORE POTTER Burning Lights Ajter Taps MAJOXQ D. T. H EFLIN Failure to Attend Literary Society BLACK PARSONS Writing Letters and Trijling Afternoon Rcfeption BULLOCK TURLEY Fa.tnre to Know Ten Covnmandments by Heart ' A CAPTAIN JOE MONTGOMERY Too Long f1SSfg1l7ll9tllS in Algebra-A bscnt From Jlless Hall- . No Shoe Shine PRIVATE OF GUARD KANE Failure to Attend Faculty Meeting-Failn1'e to Read Sindy Hall List-One Merit jor Eaclz OFFICER-IN-CHARGE BEARDSXVORTH Uneartlzly Noise Dnri-ng Band Practice LOWE BEARDSXVORTI-I Cracking Stale Jokes MR. ZILCII . BEARIISWORTII Writing The Fighting Cadets' -One Merit Privilege TUE CORPS I-IENLEY Telling Stories A Dont Tennessee BURROUGIIS I-IENLEY Turning Ont Lights in Lower Hall GARAGE ONVNERS MOORE, H. B. Listening to Baer .-'lalvertising Programs Instead of Turning Dj' Rad-to MR. ZILCII TIIOMAS Writing Letters After Taps and Bejbre Reaeille THE NIGHT OXVI. RICHARDSON Carrying Reader's Digest to Study Hall IENKS MOORE, J. M. Excellent Boot-Snnday, Aprit 9 IVIAJOR HARRIS BARTIIOLOMEW Straiglzts Witlzout Blouse CONYERS BENJAMIN Continnally Talking in Class, C.'o1Iti11nat Failure to Hand Back Written Work THOMPSON HARRIS, R. Taking Chairs From Cadets' Rooms amt Not Returning Same OSCAR ZEEAI :KANE Violating Article 165, Section 9876, Cadet Regulation Book MOORE, H. B. ADKINS Picking on Smaller Cadet VVISE POTTER Excellent Play-One Merit CORPS LITIIGONV Late for Drill CORPORAI. MEANEY CONYERS Absent Reveille , O. C, PIEFLIN No Senior Oration FITzsIMMoNS AND LA FON IVEY Failure to Complete Jig-SU7U'P1lZ2lE TOMMY ADKINS atif991:?- 53? Iiiltfwjggzf QW 73aw 'A' I M f I S W E if if LE ' ifiwqfxjflef 'inf' . ' V uf' EQ ' . az, 7' 5- jig Q3 QE ' 1 J L SA x-J if Q1 1f'M U 57' if , gk 1 ef JN if R A A 7 SNQM M , S QR I X WM, q kQ5pL'! :A .cg-ff? 5 QM SL TKGRQAT A lumni ' X '7' Fil' i ,l-ovens' Cl-U3 ' bm, MEN AFTER Y OW HEfXRT yor' gang, J-0' 'G ' 'Qi Excerpts From the Diary of N. E. Keydel: CHR1s'rMAs COLONEL, G. M. S. QBy Oliver, in Gl'l'rf'!l-BI'illl'5, Quoted by Perrnissionj DECEMBER 21-Study Hall. Gosh! Who can study to-night-now this time to-morrow night, etc., until- IJECEMBER 22-That last class seemed as long as the rest of the ,term has been. Sports- man on time-three very nice girls from Stuart Hall. June, Cynthia and Virginia. But Staunton is a long way from here! DECEMBER 23-Met at the station by the mayor, the band and twelve beautiful blonds-dad heartily shakes my hand-but, wait-it is only the porter, one-half hour to-. Oh, well! Dad met me. Date with Virginia- sweet girl. IDECEMBER 2+-First call, II : oo A. M. Reveille march, 11: 15, reveille, 11:30. Some school! I really believe that I would like to go here the rest of the year. VVent to town to do my Christmas shopping-bought MYSELF a new watch and returned feeling like I do in school after eleven unsuccessful attempts to reach my mail box. Date with Virginia -Merry Christmas. DECEMBER 25-Reveille by the young brat's band-one tin drum and two horns that defied description. VVhat a dinner. Date with mother-best ever. DECEMBlill 26-Too much dinner yesterday. Ex- Cused from formations, drill and exercises- couhned to quarters. He who went not calling with the family goes not calling alone. DECEMBER 27-Saw a picture filmed by the signal corps of the various armies of scenes in France. I believe that I shall look for another vocation. Next to mother, sister is the best date in town. DECEMBER 28-Reveille at noon again. To think that this must end at some time causes me a great deal of pain. Dance in the gym. Virginia again-I have been very fortunate. DECEMBISR 29-Late to reveille again-in fact, I could not have made afternoon school. What a night-and morning. DECEMBER go-Saw some spirit-not of the school fame-being ceremoniously dumped into the river. Loud and lusty were the lamentations. DECEMBER 31-Sleep all day and prepare for the funeral of 1932 and the Depression, ac- cording to the statement of Major D. T., stalwart Democrat. Some brawl-only hap- pens once in 365 days so I guess that will excuse us. JANUARY I-Happy New Year-New Deal- from the bottom of the deck. Looks just the same to me as it did the other day and the Depression seems to be still with us. But wait until the fourth of March. JANUARY 2-Hockey game was just a pre- liminary for a couple good bouts. The referee won in an extra round but he took a lot of punishment. JANUARY 3-Just one week from to-day and I am worried already. I wonder how Garret- son made out on that trip to Detroit. VVrote to that sweet little girl in N. J. to-day. JANUARY 4.-Heard that Santa Claus got home to-day. He got lost in the bread line in N. Y. City. Hope everyone is happy at G. C. VV. to-day. JANUARY 5-Saw a real Christmas colonel from . . . . .. Military Academy to-day. He wore buttons, Sam Browne, chevrons and enough Insignia for three officers, five non-coms and eleven privates. Typical plebe. JANUARY 6-Have been keeping all the dates of the past week a secret-someone may get hold of this diary and if you are the one-- Consider yourself fooled. JANUARY ,7-I wonder if Z6llCl'iS mother really thinks he is the Pride of Company A. I-Ie IS a good boy. JANUARY 8-To-day is the day to start back but this cold bothers me a good de:1l-per- haps to-lT101'rOW. JANUARY 9-Well, this IS the last day. Train leaves at .... . I do hope that girl from Stuart Hall will be there. JANUARY 10-Some critics say that you should always leave the best part of a story to the last. This may not look like the best but that train ride back to school was one of the most enjoyable parts of the whole vaca- tion. That girl from Stuart Hall was- shall we say-quite O. K. JANUARY 11-Well, it has started and it won't be over till the thirty-first of May. But then there will always be June to look for- ward to. JANUARY 12-Now to rest up a bit and relax after the vacation. . all x 4 V six ij -xx' Q N. E. Keydfl IVorleing for a Holiday! fqf - fl' AROUND THE SCHOOL Tent Pitching . . . Three Aces . . . Squad? Right! . . . Co-Captains . . . Up and Over! . . . Gunner Winburn . . . Ehrnka, Michigan's Pride . . . Gul . . . VVc're Tenting To-Day . . . junior Faculty . . . Making Tracks . . . A Basketeer . . . Miss Willie and Mrs. Moore . . VVhen Work is Done . . . Miss Jarrett and Miss Kate. , 9 Talking ' You DOI1'lC Pictures U B U ' 5 Have to Free ! f Read If- The Unofficial Publication of the Keydet Corpse PRICE-LESS. Do not pay more. POLITICS-ANTI VOLUME-By Weight GEEWI-IATA MILITARY SCHOOL, Lewisburg, W. Va. ANY NUMBER FACULTY GRIDDERS STOP TO BEER OR OUR MEXICAN ATHLETES NOT TO BEER FORMER COLLEGE STARS KNOW THE TRICKS Playing in a sea of mud, slightly handicapped by fog, and unable to find the ball most of the time because of the trick plays of their opponents, the Greenbrier Keydets lost a close match to the Faculty Captains, 24,-love. The Caps started with a hard ser- vice to the back court. Jawitz and the two Cooks returned on their backhand. Street then drove to the green. Julian Gordon scared the pellet into the right corner pocket, where it was grabbed by Bartholomew. The track coach made a loo-yard dash, then passed under the goal to Potter, who played the Ace in the Third Act, Scene II. Angus and VVise stole the puck and slid across the ice to the opponent's ten-yard line, where the Faculty held and punted out of danger. Benjamin knocked a three-bagger, but tripped rounding first and was retired for holding in the clinches. The Crawford brothers threw a ringer and a leaner. Harris caught a ten-inch bass. Adkins took a half-Nelson on the Mexican team's halfback. The other half eluded him and went over beside the quarter, thus making 756. It was good for that amount in trade, so Mullins bought a Babe Ruth bar. The Faculty, angered at this use of a ringer in the person of the Sultan of Swat, joined hands and threw written lessons with such aban- don that Bly, Preston, Ignatius and Black were hastily called as a final line of defense. Tear gas bombs were thrown into the Mexican dugouts by Heflin and Parsons, who were stationed in their observation tower on the top stoop. VVhen asked to tell all about a noun, Piper declined, and this lucky shot gained two yards. Mrs. Henley asked Jenks if he knew the capitol of Alaska. He answered, No'am! This second fortunate perfect score bothered the Caps no little. Montgomery went to town. Johnny Moore tried to sneak around end. Street bid five spades. Ivey passed. Fizer walked three men, Hoppstetter fCoulinueri on Page 2, Column gj 35 SKIDDLEDESKOW, 1932, STARS AS POLITICIAN Good old Oswald X. Skiddledes- kow, mentioned here last year as the 1931 graduate who had been kicked out of college, much to the joy of Geewhata Military School, has decided that he is really '32. Our Oswald, who prefers to be called X for short, ran for Mayor on the Repocrat ticket last fall. VVorcl has just filtered into the office that X marked the spot. He re- ceived two votes for Mayor of VVildburg, and at 5:00 P. M. that evening he was arrested for repeat- ing. Dear old Skiddledeskow will yet win renown for Geewhata. SOMNAMBULISTS INVADE G. M. S. VICTIMS TERRIFIED VVe are grieved at the apparent ill- ness of J. Gilmor, Parks and Laird. It seems' that the trio-The Unholy Three-are subject to sleep walking. One night all three were taken from their beds by some inhuman urge. They moved together limaginelj like ghosts around the darkened stoops. A door opened as if by magic and the trio slipped silently in. After con- siderable shaking, 'one of the room's occupants awakened only to hear an eerie cry from three terrifying figures, Beer's back! Beer's back! At this point, who should enter the quadrangle but Capt. D. E. Lithgow! He lof course he wouldj had his trusty spotlight along, and immediately placed the three figures in its glare. After a good old dose of castor oil, so to speak fa 20 demerit curej we feel that the poor unfortunates will no longer be subject to the dread disease. THAT IS THE QUESTION On Friday, April 14th, beer came back to Geewhata Military School with a bang. Andy CI-Iandsomej Anderson went A. VV. O. L. as soon as the news was broadcast through the Geewhata levery roomj communication system. He hoped to be the first cadet to in- dulge. After staying away five days with nothing stronger to drink than Geewhata County Pond VVatei' he sor- rowfully returned to find that things had changed at Geewhata during his absence. On the morning following the sign- ing of the bill Kunel Eroom came rush- ing into the auditorium just after chapel while Major Enak was making an announcement, waved said Major off the platform and led three rousing cheers for Beer. It sounded something like this: Beer! Beer! Beer! He then spent I73-M minutes telling the cadets about the health value of beer. He concluded his remarks with this statement: If our cadets had been drinking beer for the last ten years our football teams would have been able to beat Lewisburg High School every season. Capt. Eoj. Eroom then introduced Henrich Soakitup, K' 'o9, who spent 52: more minutes explaining to the cadets just how to tell one kind of beer from another. He concluded his talk with this admonition: 'tDrink Geewhata Velvet. It is absolutely the best yet. Kunel dismissed the corpse and had the janitor blow C. Q. Kunel and the faculty then brought a mug around to each cadet. -Kunel Eroom issued a statement just before the Green-Trier: went to press last night in which he declared his intention of installing a central dis- pensing plant in the guardroom in the middle of the quadrangle. Pipes will be connected to each room from this plant and a meter placed in each room, as the Kunel will want to know just how much beer the cadet corpse con- sumes, and then, too, he will want to know if he is losing much to W. C. G. through the well-known generosity of local consumers! 2 GREEN-TRIERS Green-Uriera Published once a year lander diffi- cullirfsj by the L0fLUhl'0'1.U element of the Brier Patch Slaff---with no snooper- fuision. Entered quietly as trashy matter in the Reading Room Post Toasties. Advertising Rate-how much have you? Member: Steam Press THE BORED Amos AND HANDY .... Editors-in-Chief Telephone: Spade 4.-M ORPHAN ANNIE ........ Ladies' Editor No telephone numbers given Mickey' MoUsE.Snoojmrfvisor Student Actifvitics Telephone: CHEESE 8 EDITORIAL HOUR Coivnviou Nemo In the spring a young 7I1ll7lIJ lowing turns fancy. If you don't like this paper, tell your friends. VVe just wrote it for our own amusement, anyway. You can lead a horse to slaughter, but you can't make him mink. So what it all comes down to is this -what we need at this time in this school is a good live-cent piece. Then we could buy a poor nickel cigar, hand it to our editor, tell him to light up, suggest that he throw it out of the window, order him not to let go-and begin all over agin, with one less menace to combat. Sense? Don't be silly! PLEA OF YOUTH Lf! not ago o'ertalw me Alnd chain -mo dofwn to cold reality. Lot me be forefver young, Sirifving, seeking, ,iriusuing Ncfw thoughts, ncfw holds, For the rcsiless spirit of the youlhful soul. Ln! no! my ll'l!dL'l' passions Sink into the rut of monotony. Lf! Ihrm bo fore-ver nnfw, Fresh as the lIl0fIli71-0 dmv. ..u lfflzrn.-'nry'lo-vm s kiss grofws common- placcf .Jud loscs all its fre, Than-let life dcparif It has burnt out .elmi left only cold gray ashes, Roady for lhc burial urn. -Cadet Xerxcs II. WALTER SNOOPER IN THE QUADRANGLE The other night I decided to stand in the middle of the quadrangle and observe what the cadets do after taps. About five minutes after taps I saw Zogg, Mulling, Champion, Webber and Baldwin go into the third stoop wash room. Vllere they going to enjoy their after-taps smoke? Probably not, for of course they clon't indulge. Then McCoy, Carl Garman and Vines went into a boy's room and piled into his bed. VVhen he went in, in the dark, and jumped into that crowd -was he surprised! Then Red Rhodes stuck his head out of a door and miouwed like a Cilf. Carl Garman and Fitzgerald de- cided that they would roll the waste paper can oft the second stoop. Maj. Thomas came running out of his apart- ment, but he was too late. The cul- prits were already in bed. jay Te VVinburn then came out on the stoop and started acting like a monkey. He climbed up on the stoop railing and started scratching his chest. VVith a Enal howl, he retired. At last everything was quiet-er cept for Leo Fizer's snoring! MQEM. DUMBNESS CLUB Hy C Ruff is so dumb that he thinks the League of Nations is a baseball organi- zation. Champion is so dumb that he thinks Rudy Vallee is a place between two hills. Kirk is so dumb that he thinks an Israelite is an electric lamp. Gilmor is so dumb that he thinks cut glass comes in pieces. WATER, WATER, EVERYWHERE One day when the beat stopped for a rest the oliicer-in-charge sent lacon- son for some water. He came running back with two canteens full of cool Vvfltef. Everyone drank. The last man thought the water looked-well, pe- culiar. VVhere did you get this? he in- quired. Out of that big box, said ,lacon- son, pointing to the horse trough. And they beat drums! Faculty Gridders Stop Our Mexican Athletes ffitlllllllllfd from Page 1, Column lj threw a seven, and the over. Col. Moore, afraid his lose out, called for final without more ado, and were completely routed by goemetry test and Harris's war problem for platoons. The captain of the Keydet outfit said, I regret to say that I have but one wife to leave for my country. The leader of the Caps refused to be quoted, but did add, You may say for me that the men came over the ice bravely and we are proud to have discovered this new land for America. inning was team would examinations the students Kane's solid Box Score Faculty: 5 goals, 3 of 7 or 8 fouls lr rooster, 6 ducks and a parrotj, 2 merit privileges, 1 pair of No. IZ shoes, a good cigar is a smoke, and 7 Keys to Baldpate. Keydets: 2 old newspapers, 3 runs, no hits, I7 errors, 4 touchbacks and a rain check. Umpire: Tabscott. :ggi lt Q: 1 X N the ,-, ,Keio rrp? :- no Elsie ' LAQQEUFK , llltllllgglg' -.5 iiml!l!' ' zivlf dn F555 ns-- O, - Jnruggm FMQE Eggs:-:L Q- Shiv: wo-fr:-' ee vw Sf' Eng . -. hazy,-.3 'A 1733 UQQQLLO 25,9-30 0321113 5:52 'E ?SE' s'?'O .. '7T' 9132 t-. :I 05 'ggaw Esta e..s ::.3 j 1 Q . -li ' I' X An unusually interesting picture, full of expression, of Corcoran, snapped while the Boy Vllonder was uncon- scious. The photographer just walked out and took it one day during dress parade. My Experience as a Blimjfs Com- GREEN-TRIERS 3 DRILL AT PARTING Q f 4 fAn appreciationj - BJ' HAGEN fTo be read with tears in your eyesj io ens By Old Book Hform Champion, fwho allways thought a hook fwas .rome- thing eonneeled fwilh raeelraek gamb- ling. manrler-R. S. jawitz. The flrt and Science of Grafve Dig- ging-Linlithgow Rhodes. Red-Headed Man-Harold Rhodes. Popular Na-mes Pronouneed-Frank Pri Chard. A Tar Heel fwho Made Good at G. C. IV.-Gentleman Burroughs. Wbnzen-Hofw to Lore 'Em and Regain 'Em-Senor Hill. Journies io a Neighhofr Home- Friendly debate, Marsh vs. Fats Garman. The Butter and Safwdust Mau-Spook Gordon. English as She is Spoke-Interview with Crawford, by Capt. Ben. The flrl of Slipping Ilfiihout Sliding -Spook Gordon fsecond printingj. -fl Bite for Tlwo-Eat 'Em Up Evans. The Unholy Three of ihe Third Sioojr -Ofiicer in Charge. Ringing the Iffilrl Belles-Personal ex- periences on the telephone by The Great Lovers Club. PROMINENT PEOPLE IN THE NEWS-1944 ,-,Q-1-1 ..'lT ' -,,-1-1 vin- Speedy Zeller, former Geewhata track Hash, is shown l1ere answering a Third Alarm broadcast by the Little Woman. She's human QI sometimes thinkj, says Zeller, and I always try my best to get there on time-for my sake. His prep school track work stands him in good stead. VVe love our drill, especially when the P. M. S. Se T. says, Not done right! VVe love it all. The Right face! Left your chin! Dress that Maybe joe Private lionth of an inch off commands: face! Pull in rifle! will be a mil- line when an W'ith a rustle and a huslle, All cadets fwill hustle Iflfhen the last day of .spring comes 'rouneI. Ilfilh tears in their eyes, They will fell you good-bye, flnd say, Pal, fwhy not .stirk ar'ou1zd? ' officer of his company yells, Keep that line! Rain is good, especially around drill time. Then the P. M. S. 8: T. gets a raincoat and says, Carry on! Recall! Yeah-that's a good call. Drill is over funtil to-morrowlj. What faculty said, Let's pretend we're on a ship ? LOGIC The more you study The more you k1zofw,' The more you knofw The more you can fargetj The more you forget The lest you knarwg So fwhy study? G. M. S. AND G. C. W. EXCHANGE Final Quotations, April 10, 1933 Garretson-Blynn-pf. . . Earmnn-Ellis .. . . . Smoak-McClung .. Zogg-Martin ..... Rhodes-Deckman . . Burroughs-Goodwin .. . . Moore-Dake . .... . Hill-Goodwin . . Chick-Howell .. . . . Chick-Blackburn .. Batt-Phipps . ..... . Thompson-McCom1el . .... . N. E. Keydet-McMurray.. . . . Reed-Phipps ............. Oliver-Budlong . ................... . OPEN LOW incl-I CLOSED o 99 IOI 101 90 0 95 95 Ss 35 35 35 S9 85 95 95 OEE TI-IE BOARD DECEMBER I0 93 92 CRASHED 93 92 9+ 94 95 o too CAMPUSED HOWELL SOLD our TO BLACKBURN 87 87 90 90 BLACKLIST-STRICT CAMPUS 92 CAMPUS 94 ? 95 95 0 0 orr THE BOARD DECEMBER 1 85 0 IOOW 101 The above quotations were compiled chiefly for the use of those in the communities where the members of these firms are located. It will give them an insight to the conditions while they were away. They will not find the final quotations for the year but these are correct to 'April Ioth. Many units have undergone drastic changes during the year. The few that have not varied have been high above par. It is quite possible that there will be many changes after this is published. Due? to climatic conditions Qspringj it is to be expected that several new mergers will be effected within a very short time. The steadies are holding their own in several cases but some have experienced failure. The chislers, who were well organized at the first of the year, went to pieces when their leader turned against them and made an effort to enlist with the steadies. Predictions by those who seem to know have it that there is a slight possibility that a few of the well-founded groups may not be affected by the closing of the market on May 5-Ist. Then, on the other hand, many will be gone and forgotten within a very short time. This year found the market at Greenbrier in the most unbalanced condition that has existed since the crash in '29. The chislers were very active and many units were organized without any foundation whatsoever. This resulted in the inevitable processions of changes and crashes that marked the year. 4 GREEN -TRIERS KEEPING UP WITH THE KEYDETS Quick-as-a-flash Tomchik is too modest to remove his sweat pants in front of a crowd. A Oliver doesn't mind a little kidding fthe littler the betterj. The Little Pittsburgh side of the second stoop is the best residential dis- trict in the quadrangle tquietl. Tommy john Moore never has to walk the beat. Herbie Canter takes his boots to bed with him in order to keep them warm. Why doesn't Homer Lowe like G. C. VV.? VVe wonder, too. Lowe is Babe Ruth's favorite key- det. HOMER. fHow'mIdoin'?l McCoy-Mclietridge-Mc tyou finish itj. McCoy is ahead as we go to press. Lieut. I. Andy Rhodes goes walk- ing every Sunday, ending up at the Caldwell bridge, Greenbrier River. Health? No. To give the gals ,a treat. You great big handsome officer, you! Massachusetts, the land of the free and the home of Powers and Hersey- fDon't hold that against a good state., Marsh won the fifty-yard dash to Major D. T. Moore's home. R. Gar- man was a close second. Deckman came in a poor third. VVho over at the college thinks johnny Moore is cute? VVho runs from the Price's home in three minutes? R. Winburn gave Garretson a piece of angel cake. Vines, to Capt. Turley: Cap, you can't stick me. I ain't got any merits. -AFM. Famous last words of jack Dana: I think I'll go to Hejesf'-AFM. Someone saw Colonel picking up old bottles the day of the second home track meet. I wonder? Bob Batt was late for mess call last Wediiesday because he had to look in his mirror to see if his face had Changed. J. Winburn-VValker wants to know if it is true you took a college girl to a dance and then told her you couldn't dance? Query to the editor: DID Bob Batt say, 'If you boys say I am ugly, why do the college girls run after me? ' Joe Cook, the good looking blond, is running the track team this year. One spectator encourages him more than any others as Little joseph runs between the raindrops and the puddles. Stetson Smoothie Hill reminds us of a movie fan, going around with a certain platinum blond at the college. Capt. Oliver seems to have objec- tions to printing the details of his com- pany meetings. Is he afraid some one will steal all the secret dope on how to run a company at Greenbriern? George Walker, alias Nemours Boy, is soon to be a star pitcher. REPORT OF DELINQUENCY May 25, 1933 Captain Chick ............................. Improper company cheer-Yeah! Captain Oliver ..... Failure to abide by cadet regulations. tAnswer: Incorrectj Captain Reed ......... Gross blushing on parade ground with College present Lieutenant Garretson ............ Spending too many nickles in telephone booth Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Lieutenant Zogg. ...... ..... S pending over-share of time in telephone booth Anderson... ........... Spending too much time in front of mirror Earman. . .Bootless throughout school year, thus causing loss of Coed lVIoore .... ................................... C hiseling. Mmmm Rhodes. .Causing resentment at College by spending too much time with Caldwell femmes Kirk-alias Clark Gable ,... .... C ausing disturbance in Charleston Ignatius .......................... Drinking too many Coca-Colas Knapp ...... Causing disturbance in wrong company by seeing girl Wood. .Absent from drill and trying to cause disturbance with voice Piper ........-. Going A. VV. O. L. to Campbell's Hardware Store Frankel spent ninety-nine per cent. of last Tuesday shining his shoes. The suite's mascot, Mickey Mouse, died a brave death when the Etheridge cat ate him up-or down. Is it true that Capt. Adkins was mad because Hite Grove never told him about No. 3 going off the track? Emil t'Dutch Tomchik, starting for the high jump: Watch me go over him quick like a rabbit. Milton Shumate, Ir., had his head shaved. Dutch Zeller is sometimes known as the self-styled pride of Company A. Billy Hoppstetter's father owns a big bakery and makes more dough than any one else connected with the school. Kneads it, too. ' Big Boy La Fon, the Union Flash, IS nominated for Big Boy Track Team La Fon. Harley Trueman Marsh goes to shows with Brownie and takes Tate Preston along-written by another jealous admirer. Richard Garretson, speaking to Red Kee: Hurry out of that 'phone booth I Garretson takes the place, this year, of good old Bull Neck Moose Face Bill Kerr, the love-sick boy from Steuben- ville, 1932. No one knows why: Capt. Joe had his boots shined last Sundayg Oliver gets sore when no one means any offense, Kelly Reed hlushes and is par- ticular about the college, Eddie Craw- ford won the South Atlantic Champion- ship but ran from Company C at drill CELEBRETIES AT HOME 4 '-2 l 4 8 Blimp Ellwood, who never misses catching a foul tip on his finger, is shown here begging Coleman to put it down the groove. In a minute Chili, so called because he is a hot number, will let one Hy, and the batter will knock it for a whole' scorebox full of home runs. And then what will YOU say, Ellwood? GREEN-TRIERS 5 the other dayg Col. Moore sometimes looks angry when he is really in a good humorg Major Harris teaches about trigger guardsg jawitz falls over so easily when he has such good foun- dationsg Capt. Beardsworth can play but one musical instrument-or can he? ,VVho says, Me and my Debs ? If Richard Seymour Jawitz doesn't do something about one of the two girls he invited to Finals, we will probably have one less number in the Great Lovers Club next year. VVhat Senior's theme song is just One More Chancen? Bob Vines, ye olde night hawk, makes his way around the second stoop at two A. M .... Capt. Street was O. C .... Funny, these boys from them thar mountains. Yes, sir! One dear old boy didn't know how to get his trunk packed. He went to Major D. T. Moore and said, Major, I am going to sell beer. May I sell it in my room ? When he reached his quarters, his trunk was packed. WVhat Charleston cadet made a Christmas speech about Greenbrier and all it had done for him-but forgot to mention his nice walks around the flagpole and the quadrangle? VVho sent his G. C. VV. gal an orchid for Easter and yet did11't want it printed in Grant-Trifrr? tThe idea, trying to bribe our reporterslj Henderson was called The Salt- ville Terror. VValdron calls himself The Logan Flash. G. M. S. may have good old moun- tain air, but why wake us up at six- fifteen to tell us about it? The moon the night of April nth was as big as the school! Buss VVard was out looking at it at ten-thirty! Vllhat were you doing out after taps, Wlard? I wonder? The Shadow is getting Champion down. I wonder if Jacobson likes the Beat members, or if he really thinks they are pigs? CELEBRETIES AT HOME CRACK F' . I...- Here we have Handsome Art Smith, pride of Gastoria fchildren cry for itj. He has just hammered a softie clear up onto the gold course, where he almost made a hole in one. How- ever-it VVZIS a foul-and two minutes after our on-the-job photographer took this picture, Art fanned out, thus bringing his total strike-outs for the season well above the record formerly held by Mingo Homerun Maynard. PROMINENT PEOPLE IN THE NEWS-1944 xllh : V, I rl A -A --ew Q. . nv Zb- , -Q, . f i x . Q. Q. I-Ieinrock Gotrocks I-Iardboiled, star paddler on the Geewhata canoe team, who kept in training by paddling seats when he could11't find a canoe handy, is here shown in the very act of gently admonishing Junior, who has asked pop to tell him how Staunton-Augusta and Owhatasour Military School managed to beat pop in the Relay Race. Pop explained that he dropped the baton but didn't know anything about it until he had half circled the track, when a police radio reached him through WLW, Cincinnati, via Russia. By the time pop Hnished, the other runners were home in bed getting up for a new day's work-but junior is getting admonished just the same. Robert Uazzj Bullock knocked Capt. Ben completely unconscious one day last month by handing in a care- fully written complete theme in English II. Frank KNO Paperj Corcoran now holds undisputed possession of the record for consecutive failure to hand in written work reports. EXTRA! INSPIRATIONAL POEM FOR TO-DAY l olvlff Dmf' By ' X X Yoo GUEST '- Jack fell in lam' fwith a certain girl, 5 , And the girl, .she lofverl him, too. 3 But nofw the girl fworfl fwriic tu Jack, And he is feeling blue. Q Ile 'wrote her once, he wrote hm' ifwife, WAKE Up.4f But :he fwou!dn't ansfwcr hackj At great risk to its staff, Green- Triers publishes this exclusive color- tone photo of Capt. Parsons getting up just before chapel. Capt. Parsons holds the faculty record for the hop-skip-and- jump from bed to breakfast isome- timesj to chapel to class. He always makes it on time, but he does so at risk of his life. I-Iis alarm clock has been cleverly trained to yell, Wake up!! Jack got to thinking that fwarn't e-ven nite, That he must? hafvc lost the knack Of making the girlies lnfve him- Hnrl cater to hi: wary -whim. Sn nofw he'll be more careful lffhen he getr' a new girl friend, And he'll go more easy .vpreadirzg fhs. find I knofw nofw he ll j1rL'tL'nd That he d0L'.l'll,1f e-van care That his lates! girl has gifvmz him the air. 6 GREEN-TRIERS KEEPING UP WITH THE KEYDETS Hagen, the local ace, had a feel- ing he was falling one night last week and found himself on the lioor making a br-r-r-r-ring sound. Some students who can act wise when they haven't cracked a book should report to Capt. Potter for dra- matic work. FILL, IN THE COUPON- WIN A PRIZE QMAYBEJ , X 1 l'fi,'u'1lll if T ,fr 'i .l -if wt Qglmidil- Lia :M ' eff is.. tgi isw ld 1 The Symbol of Many Send in your recommendations for membership: I hereby of Room No. ...... , is qualified for membership in the Club symbolized above by virtue of his stories concern- swear that Keydet ...... , ing ............ . Two English marks of fifty each do NOT make a hundred, Walker. Jacksonville and Philadelphia turned on the heat, but strict campus made long range diplomacy necessary. VVl1at cadet sergeant is known by his friends as R. O. T. C.? CRun Over and Tell College.j VVhat cadet captain goes around with his shirt tail sticking out? W7hat looie from South Charleston was never caught studying in his room all the first term? Capt. Street finally broke over and stuck a boy for fag smoking. CELEBRETIES AT HOME 3 ' l ! ,I Slow Boy Sneed, the Tennessee Terror, saying farewell to the old apple as it bounds merrily between his legs on its way to the out pastures and free- dom-for Slusser won't touch it either. This exclusive action picture was snapped by Sharlie, who vass dere. ANNOUNCING A NEW PLAY! as Days: The latest PRODUCTION of the Geewhata Dramatic Club! Directed by Captain Elmer Hotter. You pays your dollar and you takes your choice. Either you stay a GOOD nap. See the big free VVebber as Larger Lemonade and soda pop extra! and sleep through the noise or you go home and enjoy STREET PARADE, with Hill as First Clown, Drummer Clown and Dana as the Trick Elephant. All FREE! VVhat certain second looie beat the time of a first-class private over across the town? Capt. John Knocknees Chick doesn't mind a Howell fhowlj. Get it? We thought you would if we drew a blue print. X s ' . . - . , , , t. , y I ' . . s s 01 .3 Q 1 Little Susan Curiosity, preparing to find out whe1'e her keydet spent the previous evening. If Susan Curiosity, better known as G. C. VV., notices those blond hairs on the shoulder of her sweetie, it will be taps for someone. Vass you dere, Sharlie? x x X I S i..,...f ' 3 gi 4:0 Ln!,A 2 N- In ark. Mxixlfvy! if' .r We , if 3- ai, r JS 4 ' ' fv,lxf, X I 3- ' -a BIG BLOW-OUT RESULTS DISASTROUSLY! Wind Storm Precipitates Rush for Exits Sixteen men died in the rush when panic resulted as Grube Cook's big bass horn got out of hand at orchestra practice the other evening. The Green- Tricr: photographer was on the spot, and procured for you, dear readers, an actual color photograph, voice and all, of the catastrophe. Doesn't the music sound true to life? Vifonderful thing, these talking pictures. GREEN-TRIERS 7 Is it true Bullock and Fox were going to beat up on a certain cadet captain and run off to Detroit but decided Detroit was a long way off? GREAT MEN AT HOME . ef 12' I? em W XX Sneakrit Service Agent at age of two, preparing for a career at .Gee- whata Prep. CHRISTMAS TRAGEDY S 15 V a Je' . Little Frank Crawford waited up for Santa. Strangely enough-but not at all strange if you know him-our photographer, I Snappem, was there with a Crossley. He took the picture. You can see little Frankie and Johnnie -no, that's another song. And in the second picture you see the good Saint Nick, his happy expression erased, after Frankie hit him with a straight left to the jaw, following with a snappy right to the wind, and stole his pack. Ah, there, Frankie-. Eddie Crawford won the South Titantic Necking Tournament by throwing Jenks in one hour and thirty minutes. Jenks protests on the grounds that no title was at stake. -Stars and Stripes. The Editor Hasn't the Least Idea What This is All About . . . Cohen the great, a great man was he until he was Lucky and rode a Camel across the Saharrah. I buy some Old Gold and I will give you some, says he. Soon as his roommate walks up he says, Hagen, clean that room. So long. Garman and Fitzpatrick, while sleep walking, tripped over a waste can. It's real depression when they have to look around your room after mid- night for butts. Does Vines expect to pass Algebra II hy bringing a nice red apple to class every week? W. Cook says: If you want to tell it, go to the Student Council- don't blab it all over schoolf' Knapp says: Pm the Spurless VVOnder. VVhy does Ward want to go to college at Alabama? GREENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL SUMMER CAMP SONG By W. I-I. BEARDSWORTI-I QDedicated to Colonel H. B, Moorej CAMP SHAW- MI-DEL - ECA fT1l7lE.' Dixiej On the Greenbrier Rifver :we fwill be, At Camp Shafw-Mi-Del-Era can't you see? Hoo-ray, hoo-ray for Camp Shafw-Mi-Del-Eca. WF!! hike and sing, study and play, Defuelop ourselves in efuery fway. Hoo-ray, hoo-ray for the four tribe camp :we say. Cnonus Dofwn on the Greenbrier River, hoo-ray, hoa-ray. The four tribes hgh! their battles fair, IVith C0107ll!l'.f Counselonv presiding there. Hoa-my, hoo-ray, dofwn on the Greenbrier, Hoo-ray, hoo-ray, down on the Greenbrier Rifver. Horse-bark riding and archery,- On the rifle range :we 1-will be. Hoo-ray, hon-ray for Camj: Shafw-Mi-Del-Era. Canoeing, fshing and sfwimming are fneg Motor-boat riding is right in line. Hoa-ray, hoo-ray for Camp Shafw-Mi-Del-Era. CHORUS fltlnight 1-we gather 'round the bright camp fre,- Hfzth stunt: and songs we newer tire. Hoo-ray, hoo-ray, it'.s the end of a perfect day. 8 GREEN-TRIERS BALLAD OF A CONVICT By MERCY WHATTA SERVICE I'm breaking rock with the jail-bird iiock, and my face is a twisted leer, And in all this scum I have earned no chum. But there's only one thing I fear- there's been but one since my life begun that I've feared, and that one is dead- throughout the night I will shake with fright at the thought of the years ahead. For But Now Kate Esquival, in her worn black shawl, was a woman of perfect face, And the leaping fawn at the break of dawn could not boast of her agile grace, And her slow, sweet smile would at once beguile all my worries and cares awayg In her girlish glee she reminded me of an innocent child at play. Now a man named Treest-the dirty beast!-had been feasting his eyes on Kate, And his leering glance made my chin advance. I was filled with the killing hate. I feared the man Qthough I never ranj and his terrible well-earned name, he killed for fun, and he notched his gun, and enjoyed quite a bit of fame. B ut For . . . VVell, to make it short, I was feeling sort of like doing the scoundrel harm VVhen I neared the gate. Then I saw my Kate struggling vainly to leave his arm. And I curses his strength with an oath of length as he strove for his stolen bliss. the brute so gross drew her body close and insulted her with a kiss. But I could bear no more! Witli a mad man's roar, as I gazed on the iiendish deed, I unclasped my knife, for to take his life-blood alone would sufiice my need. So I shook my head, and with a cat- like tread I advanced to a swift attack. Then-a sudden lunge and snake-like plunge and the hungry knife in his back! Then Treest slid to ground with a gur- gling sound, and he cursed me with oaths of hate, But I laughed in glee as he swore at me and died. Then I turned to Kate, But her eyes shot fire, and she spoke with ire: You have 7!l1U'IlL 7'l'd the man I lofuc! May your misery grofw till your cries of fwoe mounl ur scream: to the .vkzcs abou! VVell, they sent me here, and they call me queer, but--they have not heard all my tale- How I mixed my part, broke my dear Kate's heart-oh, I don't mind their cold, hard jail! I can healr him .vfwear as I tremble lherc zu my cell out my lonely bed, .-lad throughout lhe night I fwill shake with frzght at the though! of the y1'ar.t ahead . . . JERSEYITE SETS SPEED RECORD Covers Distance in Less Than No Time. Smiles as He Tells ODD RELIC .fi se iff Q V t 9 Baby toy used by cradle days on. Kentuckians from PROMINENT PEOPLE IN THE NEWS-1944 .QWEIN Yi .. a Look Ahead S of Dash Admiral Parks faced mutiny. His men all deserted. But the brave I -ch A mariner, pictured above in an ex- jg-P. elusive pose, merely grunted, UGimi'ne the b1'ead, Biddle. Biddle replied, VVhere is it? and Parks uttered his W, .9-,giiifl now classic Look ahead! Of such things is greatness made. Rear Admiral 3: 'EQQ Billingsley when this picture was ngg...-' ' made, was, visiting General Dillard at Vest Point. Stet Hill speeding home to New joisey-5oo plus miles-in ten hours PROMINENT PEOPLE -in 21 Ford! IN THE NEWS-1944 This action photo was taken at the risk of the photog1'apher's life just as Daredevil Hill rounded the first turn on Death Curve, out in Colorado. VVe had him go by way of Colorado just to get this picture for our readers. He slowed up considerably for a few miles, and discovered, upon in- J vestigation, that his car had had the ! colt pictured below. Congratulations! 8 ' 0 ' ' Waits ' J tx! is tg -1 -W W, '28 Q, .Jae--J-7 Trafhc Policeman stopper in New Jer covered a tonic whi poundage from his Now he is unable weight except when Vvhatta contortionist! Iawitz, best car sey. Jawitz dis- ch carried excess feet to his hands. to carry his own he lifts himself. GREEN-TRIERS 9 MURDER IN THE SCHOOL The Daily True Story The evening had quickly and quietly drawn to a close. From all sides there was the steady hum and drone as of a hive of bees, broken occasionally by a whispering sound. He was, it seemed, entirely isolated from all signs of danger while he bent low and directed his gaze on some- thing before him as intently as a tiger stalking its prey. Suddenly his eyes sparkled. Ah! At last the victim had made the fatal mistake of moving so as to give away his position. VVith a slow, accurate movement, the hunter raised his weapon. The distance was accurately esti- mated. VVith deadly intent, he fired. There was a slight noise, then a deadly SpaZ! bf:-KL' A scream of pain rang out as the victim scurried for cover. The hunter gloated over his work for but an instant. Some sixth sense gave him warning that he was being observed. He turned and, to his horror, met the cold gaze of Capt. Richardson. Young man, said the faculty oliicer, I see that my warnings have been of no avail. You may consider yourself stuck for continually trifling in study hall. The tittering and giggling grad- ually merged back to the steady hum which, as once before, was broken only occasionally by a whispering sound. The victim's eyes finally focused on the object before him. It had given him away. It was a Latin text book. VVhat had betrayed him? Elemen- tary, my dear Vvatsong the book was upside down! CORCORAN WANTS TO KNOW- What Burroughs knows about Balti- more? And Fox about Washington? Wlhat cute little cadet on the first stoop is always asking how you feel and where you are going? NVhy were Fox, Corcoran, Burroughs and Bruno late returning from spring vacation? Ask Eddie Crawford. Wlho wins his fights by eating lots of primes while in training? Who put the fish in Sneed's bed? VVho put the egg in Corcoran's bed? A REAL TREAT FOR MOVIE FANS! Champ at home, away out West near the wide open faces, where men are men and horses are horses, and the two are never mixed. Our hero is pictured here riding Hardtotame, a vicious hit of hide and teeth from them thai' wide plains. Ride him, cowboy! fThis isnlt really Champ at all. He has a double for all of these action parts, the big matinee idollj HERE'S A REAL SCOOP FOR THE GREEN-TRIERS! This is a picture-an actual photograph How many of the boys can you recognize? from life, snapped by time exposure on Penn- And don't they look natural? sylvania Avenue-of the way the G. M. S. . . Band would have looked if the School had Green-Trier-I .Ne-Ue1',F G11-r sent said Band to the Inaugurational Parade. to SCOOD fbe JVC17011! 'XXI llllflwtl Ulla 10 GREEN-TRIERS FAMOUS LAST WORDS X . 633 its nga Q , N If -R f 2 A fulurislic photo of Joe Kcydel and his gal any e1ve11i1zg Ihis summer- if Joe Krydct has his -way about it. Sez Joe: Will you ? Sez she: Uh-huh! So Joe paddles to shore and they buy hamburger VVITH ONIONS. With onions, mind you. . . You can't get the better of joe Keydet in an argument. VVHY did Capt. Ben put Thousand Island Dressing on his beans instead of his lettuce? THEY SAY- NV. A. G. Ignatius: Iggy, wiggy, eats like a piggy, Even lieutenants get stuck for a ciggy. Gregg: I have seen times when a single dime Looked to me like a silver mine. Wa1'd: Don't worry, pal-plenty of fish down in the brook, All you need is a line and a rod and a hook. CORCORAN ALSO WANTS TO KNOW- VVho VVAS the corporal who used to run his captain's co. and give orders rather than take them? Who is that Shadow fellow on the third stoop? VVho is that guy called Sail Face ? What makes little Eddie so cute, and who cares? Why do they call Sneed Lard ? Wlho said, I'll give you a ride up to school if you'll put Black Boy in the rumble seat? Fellows is in the market for a good copy of What Every Young Man Should Know-About Horses. Have you read it? The Camphre Boys' Dash for Freedom By G. and W. Winburn, Emerick and Stern. -Free Hd-'v. Stetson Hill Got up the other night at two o'clock IN TI-IE MORNING, looked at the big round moon, and wrote poetry. Parker, our Academic Editor, has threatened to burn the book unless We explain publicly that the picture of his sponsor, Miss Irva Young, of Bluefield, VV. Va., was left out because of a de- lay in the mails. We hasten to oblige! THIS ONE IS AUTHENTIC! A wire from last year's winner of National High Scoring Honors, William Randolph Hearst Rifle Match: MAJOR D. T. MOORE OLD GREENWICH, CONNECTICUT GREENBRIER MILITARY SCHOOL MAVER .TOINS IN CONGRATULATING CAPTAIN LOWE, ALSO BOTH RIFLE TEAMS AND SERGEANT GONYERS ON MARVELOUS RECORD. WE ALSO CONGRATULATE GREENBRIER AND PROMISE TWO MORE OSBORNE CADETS TO HELP RETAIN THE HONORS. KINDEST REGARDS WHOLE MOORE FAMILY AND FACULTY. MR. AND MRS. FRED G. 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But our greatest joy lies in the most golden gift of all-the friend- ships We have made during the past hfty years. May this publication bring back golden memories of associations and friendships formed during the happiest period of everyone's life- SCHOOL DAYS es o o THE STONE PRINTING AND MANUFACTURING CCMPANY EDWARD L. STONE, Prefidmzt af 119 iss Greenbrier Military School LEWISBURG, WEST VIRGINIA A I Cor.. H. B. IXIOORE, President ea ea ea Alfa you ct boy? Wouldnit YOU like to live the life of a Greenbrier cadet? To attend a School of fIclziew1ne1zt? Greenbrier teams have enviable athletic records. Greenbrier publications Win honorgratings. Greenbrier debaters and other speakers are Well trained. Greenbrier cadets DO THINGS WELL. Are you the parent of cz boy? Wouldn't YOU like to have your son enjoy the advantages of a school located in a healthful environment? To attend a school Whose graduates are admitted to leading colleges and universities? Greenbrier graduates EARN THEIR CREDITS. That is Why Greenbrier enjoys such a high scholastic rating. j A R. o. T. c. Ark any G7'6 L'7'Lb7'iE7' Caclet-and write for a beczuttfully ill'u.s't1'ated catalog. Add1'e.r.v Box B, Lewiflvurg, W1 Va. 696965 CAMP SHAW-MI-DEL-ECA E THE GREENBRIER SUMMER SCHOOL AND CAMP On the beautiful Greenbrier River, two miles from Lewisburg. Acces- sibility, together with complete privacy. Certified school work, under direction of G. M. S. Headmaster. All athletics. Papoose Miniature Golf Course, with the worldis most unique eighteenth hole. g Located in the center of the region Where the Shawnees, Nliamis, Delawares and Senecas roamed in Indian times. It will pay you to investigate SHAYV-IVII-DEL-ECA to-day. Write for a catalog :md .ree for yourxelf 120 lif-