Greenbelt High School - Pylon Yearbook (Greenbelt, MD)

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ilBrvniJeSP Trundling his little crystal ball behind him, he wandered into the dim and misty portals of G. H. S. Calmly ignoring the stares of the onlookers and stepping on an occasional fresh an, he strode str- aight to the senior class room. 'Repent', he said in stentorian to- nes, 'for the day of reckoning is at hand.' Oblivious to the astoni- shed glances cf the class, he uncovered his crystal ball and started prophesying furiously. One of our lordly and noble steno students instantly grabbed her pad and frantically recorded the following di- atribe for posterity. AhaX What's this? I see Anzulovic is organizing a revolution in South America. H mm m. He's just had thirty-six men shot for not having their buttons polished. wen, nerds Fifi la Barkan batting out s new gown with her 1s- ft hand while she struggles furiously with twenty-seven telephones. She's busy so we won't eavesdrop any farther. And here we find coach Cashman swearing profusely at a group of freshmen, attempting to batter them into some semblance of a football team. Dupuy is, of course, drowning out every other available operatic gargle with her beautiful warbling. , Jones, you say? Ah, such a pity. He's at Saint Elizabeth s cut- ting out paper dolls and screaming at the sight of a cube root. Keplinger, the demon of the Steinway, is at Carnegie Hall tripp- ing a light trepsichore, while next door, Kidder is trying to drown her out with some truly hep jive. Well, far off in the distance I see Bensong she's a foreign cor- respondent, cajoling state secrets from any gullible high ranking di- plomat in some God-forsaken segment of the Balkans. There's Mister Harris, annihilating them with the grandeur of his imitations at the new Palace - Vaudeville is back apparently. Rclph, as you all realize, is setting television back ten years or so with his co edy programs. Stouffer is ministering to no end of undyingly grateful heathen in some impossibly far off spot of lower Mongolia. Ah! there's Lee Mellom, wandering through the mountains of Swit- zerland, with his beautiful blue convertible packed to the brim with b auteous Swiss lasses. Lolly is having a glorious time smearing the movie stars with all species of paint. Her aim is to achieve half of Ray Ward's fame on Broadway as the hit dancer and make-up artist. Jack Snyder is busy smashing test tube after test tube trying to brew some synthetic vitamin pills - oh, pardon me, he's knocked off for the day and is making some fudge. Ed. Stewart has just received a commission to paint a mural over the whole of the Empire State Building. Jane Stone is busy looking for a garret in which to starve so she can become a truly great musician. ' Adeline is competing furiously with Fifi in a rival dress shop. However, her success depends wholly upon Forrester's salesmanship. Troy is still looking for a good racket.

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P i s E Q 4 , . .M CARROLL UNDERWOOD NBrown-eyesn Sociable and Fine Typist Interest: Navy Gay RAYMOND WARD NVery Obligingn RDSE Student Council R. Treasurer Art Club Senior NUDO Dramatics Club A Class Senior Play Interests: Dancing Art Pioneer Advisor c. PAUL BARNHAPT V PRINCIPAL ADELINE VAN MATRE :Quiet Il Home Economics - Club Dramatics Club Art Club Vice-President Senior Class Interests: Music Art

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Here's June Abigail. She's a Power's model with millions cf the adoring play boys dogging at her heels. Andrus is busy traipsing up and down the stage, treading the bo- ards to splinters, m king with magnificent love scenes. Anderson lo- oks on for pointers. Asher and Rau are sweetly telling the girls of the high school to go to heck after losing their seventy-fifth game. Kerst is still trying to learn to skate backwards in spite of her rheu atismn. The roars of the infuriated students almost drowned out the last oneg and as he floated gently from the second floor window, he tucked his crystal ball into his pocket, plucked a rose fr m a passing vine, dusted a foot print from his posterior, and settled into a very small disreputable grease spot on the pavement below. will ' Abigail - her luscious raven tresses to Joy Rexrode. Anderson - her high heels and short skirts to Mary Jane Townsend. Asher - her upswept fingernails to Ellen Gussio. Anzulcvic - leaves. Brittanica n w available in the library. Barkan - her worries over details to H. M. Goode. Benson - 'Flashes from the Flcorn to Dickson and Donoghue. Brezina and Bryant - their introversion to Frank Harper. Byrd - his prowess at the game of Hkingsn to Jean Anzulovic. Campbell - her quiet and composed nature to Danny Jones. Cashman - his cigars to Shnmons in memoriam to uSkiddingn. Day - her ability as a politician to Carolyn Tompkins. Forrester - her daily dose of adrenalin to Delores Davidsen. Habecker - his capacity to Sully. Harris - her equestrianism to Kathleen Scott. , Keller - his animated expressions to Wayne Carson. Keplinger - her keyboard artistry to all would-be Paderewskis. Kerst - her silver skates to Dorothy Wood. Kidder - hisoorn for the poultry of the Food For Victory Campaign Leyh - her friendliness to her brother, Larry. Mellom - his blue convertible fplus ration cardj to Rodney. Richards - his ability for making excuses to Marion Ball. Longanecker and Groves - their love of hunting to Bordas and Sines Ritter - her successful diets to Ju e Hammersla. Roberts - his sense of humor to his brother, Albert. Snider - her mastery of pen and paint to Pat Robinson. Scordellis - his dreams of California to Pat Lane. Todd - his muscles, complete with tire pump, to Donnie Brewer. Underwood - his brown eyes and smile to Hennessey. Ward - his artistic and dancing abilities to Joe Lewis Jones - leaves. Thank Heavens! Raum - her name uthirty second mann to Davidson. k gk ilijfl