Green Ridge High School - Tiger Yearbook (Green Ridge, MO)

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One of the historical highlights of the area is an old castle on a hill where Jim HCur1yH Reed experiments on a hair straightener. We knew he didn't like curly hair, but we didn't think he would go that far. He has in his employ- ment Helen Edmundson,who has become an expert ghost chaser. In the dungeon of this castle is Mickey Alfrey, who is now the ex-president of the Austrailian Lonely Hearts Club. The next stop is a big department store owned and man- aged by J.B. Vannoy. With those initials we knew he would go far. Carol Ann is just in time for a private showing of red flannel underwear, modeled by Jimmy Durrill. Carol Ann sees an old friend,Peggy White, in the false fingernail department. She broke one in her last wrestling match. Peggy has become the top woman wrestler. Peggy tells Carol Ann that in her last match she was thrown out of the ring and landed in the lap of the retired millionaire,Errol Smith. Errol made his million while he was young. He is 'nQW,the towns most eligible bachelor. As Carol Ann is leaving Melborne, she sees a hitch- hiker. When she notices that it is the noted girl scout, Clifford Needy, she stops and gives him a rideg and they begin reminiscing about the good old days at G.R.H.S. W It may seem odd that all of these people showed up in Helborne but, after all, they were all in Green Ridge. We rv, 150 lbgyhn' X . . 'S fmfwyn 1' Zag ' 'W 'ta' ag XX?

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