Green Ridge High School - Tiger Yearbook (Green Ridge, MO)

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l, Glenda Hunter, will all my ex-boyfriends to anyone that wants them! I, Helen Edmundson, will my bruised knees and legs to Beth Phillips. Hope she has fun in P. E, with them- I, Mickey Alfrey, will my ability not to eat meat on Friday to my brother, HDeanH, in hopes that he likes cheese sand- wiches better than I do. I, Carl Arnett, will my ability to stay out of trouble to Dale Arnett, to keep it in the family. I, Chriss Lemler, will my ability to stay out late at night and have as many good parties as I have to Terry Yunt. l, Everett Pottorff, will my ability to become a Senior to Monty Ragar. I, Larry Brown, will my ability to come to school every morning clean shaved to Dean Alfrey. I, Mickey, Eby, will my shyness to Dale Arnett in hopes that he will make good use of it in the future.

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CLASS PROPHECY 1961-62 Carol Ann Templeton, first woman president of the U.S.A., CUnion of South Australiaj, is campaigning for her second term. As she is driving into Melborne, she has a collision with a kangaroo. A partolman arrives at the scene in car 41, and he is the one and only Larry Yunt. After investigating thoroughly, he sends for a kangaroo doctor, Ph. Dr. Larry E. Brown and his hopping assistant, Linda Tavener. Dr. Brown now has a very becoming beard. We knew he never did like to shave. As Pres. Templeton is in the wrong, Officer Yunt takes her to criminal court. Preceding her case is the people vs Larry Bob Lewis. He was captured and beat up by Marshal Duane Brownfield, the terror of the city, while stealing watermelons from Carl Arnett's pig farm,gPorkers Inc. After Larry Bob is sentenced to life by Judge Larry Street, who is now married and has eleven kids, Carol Ann's case is presented. Private detectives Snooper and Blabber, alias Everett Pottorff and Wayne Elliott investigate Carol Ann's case. When it seems as though she will be convicted, Gov- ernor Chriss Lemler intercedes and gives her a pardon. Chriss always had a kind heart for girls in distress. Downcast from this experience, she enters the nearby night spot, HThe Innertube.H She recognizes the bartender as Garnett Blaylock, who is still trying to accumulate enough money to get his old Ford in running condition. He informs Carol Ann that the proprietress is Parry Scotten who is engaged for the fourth time. Patty never could stay with one man very long. As a jazzy song entitled HSilly Movies Always Make Me Laugh,H begins, Carol Ann looks around to see that the piano player is Mickey Eby. Carol Ann's car was demolished so she took it to the Oldsmobile dealer, Jimmy Richwine, to trade it in. Jimmy sells her a new '82 model which was tinted to match her hair. While she is trying out her new car, she passes a teacher, Glenda Hunter. She stops to talk to Glenda. She immediately tells Carol Ann about a new T V show, HThe Tall Man,H starring Kenneth Schieszer. She also tells her about the top pro-basketball player, Junior Gorrell. Junior has made famous the left-handed shot. A dog runs past us'folJowed closely by Sharon Martin the chief dog catcher. We knew Mart was always running around in circles in high school, but we thought she was past that stage. It is found that the dog belongs to Linda Smith the prominent missionary from China,who is well known for the religious spirituals composed. Linda is here visit- ing Reverend J.C. Morgan.