Green Mountain High School - Rocket Yearbook (Green Mountain, IA)

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The RGCKET 1925 GWMJD Lament of the Seniors Mr. Love is my teacher, I shall not pass. He maketh me to answer in deep embarrassmentg he leadeth me into traps of mine own setting. He calleth me bluff. He leadeth me into paths of gravity for mine own sake. Yea, though I walk with the shades of Archimedes and Newton, I cannot recite for they will not help meg their laws and their principals, they crush me. He prepareth me for a plucking in the presence of my classmates. He raineth on my head his questions. He showeth me up. Verily physics doth haunt me every hour of my life, until I shall dwell in the laboratory. no more forever. If XVilliam and Gallup have naturally curly hair? Many a young man poses as being hard-boiled, when he is only half-baked. Teacher-VVhy is a giralTe's neck so long? ' Student-Because its head is such a long ways from its body. Lawrence M. fto Prof.j Say Prof., how long could I live without brains? Professor-That remains to be seen. GETTLE 82 RUSIE GROCERIES CLOTHING HARDWARE PAINTS Get our Prices on Poultry and Eggs GNMVTJ - Page 57

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The ROCKET 1925 awww LANE SZ LANE GARAGE GREEN MOUNTAIN, 1oWA T I R E S K E N N E D Y THE ROYALTY OF RADIO Auto Supplies Accessories General Repairing MENTAL TESTS FOR J UN IORS Average of 1096 answered one-fourth of them, the rest were not worth correcting. 1. How many halves in a football game? 2. How many sections in a three layer cake? 3. VVhat color is the blackboard? 4. VVho wrote Grey's Elegy? 5. VVhat countries were in the Spanish-American war? 6. In what country was the French Revolution? 7. At what time is the 8:15 train due? 8. ln what direction would you go for the North Pole? 9. How many stories in a five story building? 10. How many pennies in ten cents? Father-The next time that young fool comes around here, lill sit on him. Arlene-No, father, leave that to mc. i PRODUCERS SAVINGS BANK I GREEN MOUNTAIN, IOWA Interest Paid on Time Certificates and on Savings Pass Book Accounts Your Home Bank-Come in and see us Money to loan at reasonable rates on Personal Notes or on Real Estate Loans XV111. Shipton, President VV. Lynch, Yice-Pres. j. B. Classen, Yice-Pres. Minnie E. Lincoln, Cashier GWWVTJ Page 56

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The ROCKET 1925 swamp Green Mountain Livestock Farmers Company Association GREEN MOUNTAIN GREEN MOUNTAIN IOWA IOWA These Companies are at your service at all times WANTED TO KNOW Does the white sweater belonging to NVilliams or Gallup, or is it Prof's? If the paper in English was written by Slats or Hazel or are they working in collaboration? If Percy and Lawrence M. get their studies by whispering to Hazel? If Hazel and Virginia bought their stockings at the penitentiary? lf joe thinks two shades of green make a good match? lf Harold Somers is trying to gain Ora's friendship by whispering to her in schooltime? johnny's Promotion A primary teacher was trying to teach her new pupils Arlene and Yirginia to sound the letter r. She gave them the following sentences to repeat: Robert gave Richard a rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare. The girls tried several times but could not say it correctly. Finally a smart little boy raised his hand and teacher said, Johnny, you may try. Johnny said, That's easy, Hobby gave Dickie a thump in the slats for cooking the bunny so little. Page 58 CTWWKJ -