Green Mountain High School - Rocket Yearbook (Green Mountain, IA)

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The ROCKET 1925 awww LANE SZ LANE GARAGE GREEN MOUNTAIN, 1oWA T I R E S K E N N E D Y THE ROYALTY OF RADIO Auto Supplies Accessories General Repairing MENTAL TESTS FOR J UN IORS Average of 1096 answered one-fourth of them, the rest were not worth correcting. 1. How many halves in a football game? 2. How many sections in a three layer cake? 3. VVhat color is the blackboard? 4. VVho wrote Grey's Elegy? 5. VVhat countries were in the Spanish-American war? 6. In what country was the French Revolution? 7. At what time is the 8:15 train due? 8. ln what direction would you go for the North Pole? 9. How many stories in a five story building? 10. How many pennies in ten cents? Father-The next time that young fool comes around here, lill sit on him. Arlene-No, father, leave that to mc. i PRODUCERS SAVINGS BANK I GREEN MOUNTAIN, IOWA Interest Paid on Time Certificates and on Savings Pass Book Accounts Your Home Bank-Come in and see us Money to loan at reasonable rates on Personal Notes or on Real Estate Loans XV111. Shipton, President VV. Lynch, Yice-Pres. j. B. Classen, Yice-Pres. Minnie E. Lincoln, Cashier GWWVTJ Page 56

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The R O C KET 1925 CTWMEJ HORNE 82 GELVIN HARDWARE - SPORTING GOODS MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA We aim to please in Quality, Price, and Service LOST Raymond Keesef-notify Lillian Shore. Physics Problems-Harold Somers. 99W-Nina Lynch. A sweetheart-Harold XVeitzell. A Chevrolet-Lucile john. My ambition-Ethel Shelton. My complexion--Arlene. 1 lla. avoirclupois--'Frances Ambler. Newell- There are only two classes of people left now who don't rifle in automobiles. Lawrence G.- Yes, go on. VVho are they ? Newell- The quick and the dead. Love Me, Love My Dog Two pals met on the street the other evening. XVhere you going with those packages Larry F queried joe. 14 1 ' V ' Y! Going to see my girl. Two hoxes of candy PU No, one package is candy the other is meat for her clog. - I i . . 55-:ex -' WS? ' .Le CTWWVTI- Page 55

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The RGCKET 1925 GWMJD Lament of the Seniors Mr. Love is my teacher, I shall not pass. He maketh me to answer in deep embarrassmentg he leadeth me into traps of mine own setting. He calleth me bluff. He leadeth me into paths of gravity for mine own sake. Yea, though I walk with the shades of Archimedes and Newton, I cannot recite for they will not help meg their laws and their principals, they crush me. He prepareth me for a plucking in the presence of my classmates. He raineth on my head his questions. He showeth me up. Verily physics doth haunt me every hour of my life, until I shall dwell in the laboratory. no more forever. If XVilliam and Gallup have naturally curly hair? Many a young man poses as being hard-boiled, when he is only half-baked. Teacher-VVhy is a giralTe's neck so long? ' Student-Because its head is such a long ways from its body. Lawrence M. fto Prof.j Say Prof., how long could I live without brains? Professor-That remains to be seen. GETTLE 82 RUSIE GROCERIES CLOTHING HARDWARE PAINTS Get our Prices on Poultry and Eggs GNMVTJ - Page 57