Green Mountain High School - Rocket Yearbook (Green Mountain, IA)

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The ROCKET 1925 GWWfD Jokes Prof.-W'ho can tell me a thing of importance that didn't exist 100 years ago? A john S.- Mel Ora-Do you ever get pinched for speeding? Harold NV.-No, but I got slapped for being too fast. Miss Howell-Find the least common multiple. Martin S.-Say, is that darned thing lost again? Teacher-Miss VV.- Archie, what makes the Pisa Tower lean F Archie-I don't know, but believe me if I did I'd get some of the remedy and reduce. Between the fair maid Minnie Sota and sweet Ida Hoe stood Dick Kota. What a state to be in ! I-Ie exclaimed with a grin. Of sweethearts I've more than my quota. Prof.- What can you tell me about the Ethiopian race ? Martin-- I didn't see it sir, I went to the baseball game. Miss Fenner ftelling story of discovery of America by Columbus ended with, And all this happened more than 400 years ago. Prep. Cwith his eyes wide open with wonderl. Gee! VVhat a memory you've got. Said Mr. Hill to a waitress bold: See here, young woman, my cocoa's cold. She scornfully answered, I can't help that, If the blame thin's chilly, put on your hat. Carl D.-Ctranslating Latinj And he put his arm around her-,That's as far as I got Miss Williams. Miss NVilliams- That's far enough, .young man. if i ' N x. I .-w-- ll. H ,A A-.e g if CMM? Page 54

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The ROCKET 1925 Cfwwfb March Miss XVilliams patience fails. Physics and Biology Lessons. Oh! h! h! Lanes install radio and Assembly listens to the Inaugural Address by Coolidge, 10:15-l :OO o'clock. Basketball girls must take physical training again. Bal High school is all aflutter. News broke out to-day that Ted Herron and Beas Graham, Lucile john and Ben Graves went to Nevada the 28th and got married! Lucile and Ted are not present. Lucile back. Tease. Ya! Boo! Junior Class play Baekbone . April April Fools day. Seniors take their Hooky Day . Baseball schedule read. First Baseball game with St. Mary's Academy. Called off as it rained. Operetta. Physics lecture. Sounds like no semester exams for us. Report cards. A+ C-D. Boys play Business College and win 16-l. Boys play Laurel here. 12-O. May Senior Class Play. Orchestra Concert. Senior Class Partv. . , . junior Senior Banquet. Baccalaureate Sermon. Graduation Exercises. School Picnic. Alumni Banquet. C 4: ?' A-V cz. C- Y ss 33 3-P339 ki-353646126 3 97 A ii? 133 ,LA 1284115 244 -Q4ff -IQIJ 'il -u--.gl'-QXs.'i5.xS2xsx4k img. 5: .1 1 ix Wiviypf, . ww Vfrwf- :,,- pg i f.,Lf,1 'l MN' X 'Q ff hi ?',iL1.lx illlllpgyil-Ilsglgig'mil1-Qsfwfflf ll g. W ii lll l ff , 10 11 tx -:4 Ms!!-' '-Wiiiii 'Twist ret 'Egg s. ' 'if L1 'jk W 4 157 A ri v S V crwva - --VQ A Page 53

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The R O C KET 1925 CTWMEJ HORNE 82 GELVIN HARDWARE - SPORTING GOODS MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA We aim to please in Quality, Price, and Service LOST Raymond Keesef-notify Lillian Shore. Physics Problems-Harold Somers. 99W-Nina Lynch. A sweetheart-Harold XVeitzell. A Chevrolet-Lucile john. My ambition-Ethel Shelton. My complexion--Arlene. 1 lla. avoirclupois--'Frances Ambler. Newell- There are only two classes of people left now who don't rifle in automobiles. Lawrence G.- Yes, go on. VVho are they ? Newell- The quick and the dead. Love Me, Love My Dog Two pals met on the street the other evening. XVhere you going with those packages Larry F queried joe. 14 1 ' V ' Y! Going to see my girl. Two hoxes of candy PU No, one package is candy the other is meat for her clog. - I i . . 55-:ex -' WS? ' .Le CTWWVTI- Page 55