Green Mountain College - Peaks Yearbook (Poultney, VT)

Page 87 text:

Mr. VVinzenburger being a slacker? Mrs. Rowell not performing her duties conscientiously? Bert Andrews not being a good sport? Angelo LaBate without a cheery greeting? .lack Phillips doing anything worth while? John Minogue belonging to the Ladies Aid Society? Allen Skiii' as a bartender? Paul Roth writing a minimum length term report? Bert Vl'hite not with Greg? Beouesffs Bert Analrews leaves lVinnic Bainton to Truman Fuller. Bart leaves his bowed legs to Ruth Ants-in-Pants Beckett. Baschie leaves her reserved seat at Potter's to any three other girls that want it. Alison Belding leaves her air of sophistication to Monk Beckett. Benny Benjamin leaves his derelict car to Buck Jones' junk yard. Flora-r1.ce Briggs leaves for an extended tour of Poultney and llliddletown. Grace Campbell leaves her buxom figure to Mike Harrison. Eleanor Cromwell leaves her inferiority complex to Janet Mungall. Dave Deyette leaves his beard to Pussy Cheshire. Earl Dzmclcel leaves his soap box oratory to Red Burt. Bob Frost leaves a dead Social Committee. Roland Gifford leaves the Times to Slim Norcross. He seems to have time on his hands. Chris Hill leaves his excessive length to Shorty Phillips. Esther Isham leaves for Benson to complete her education. Doc Kelleroay leaves a nickel of which the interest is to be used for scholarships. Red Lawrence leaves his mark on G. M. walls of fame. Helen Merritt leaves her shadow', to Shucks Murdock. Ruflz, Moffrclzeri leaves for a swim in Crystal Lake. Betty lllorse leaves a mail man. illnrshall llfurraty leaves his voice to the fish peddlers. lfVen1ly Nelson. leaves his nose to the Dramatic Club as a ll'hite Elephant to be used in impersonations of Jimmy Durante. Bill Owen leaves his conceit to Tar-Babyn Prentiss. Balm Pulver leaves his hot trumpet to Don Crounsc. 13011 Scoville leaves his bass voice to Bob- Managan. Betty Slxerbzzrvze leaves with George Allen. Stan. Smitliers leaves his all around ability to Gus Schimke. .-111.1111 S-zcensen leaves her deftness of exhibitionism to Esther Chaffee. Elizabeth Tuttle leaves hcr voice to Lloyd Schloop. Jack W'al1lro11, leaves to Dick Prentiss his popularity with the sincere hope that he will overcome his dark handicap. Slmzlorc' Schimke leaves to Al Clements a little of his surplus so that Al may climb to greater heights

Page 86 text:

GM-JC WP CAN YOU lb IAGINE hir. Swann enjoying himself tap-dancing? Solveig Ansteensen giving a compliment? Baschie without an answer? Alison Belding enjoying herself? Grace Cambell without a smile? Gus Shimke as a toe dancer? Mr. Scott without his nose under a bed? Dick Lawrence slamming his door in Professor Alley's face? Bob Drew sitting still? Gordon Kingsley without his ball and chain? Roland Gifford with a date? Mr. Foss swearing violently? Ruth Moerchen not asking favors? Ed Sennett as a mental hitch-hiker? Earl Dunckel with nothing to say? Mr. Alley talking like Floyd Gibbons? Betty Morse acting her age? Mike Chornyak playing bridge? Miss Lien playing with Cab Calloway? Marcia Billings late for breakfast? Rod Scoville walking a tight-rope? Tony Kaiser dating Baschie? Marjorie Cowles without her camera? Miss Dean not being afraid? Bill Owen able to take it ?,' Emmy Kelleway lucky in love? Marion Spaulding without Russ? Elizabeth Doton being bold? Miss Lewis singing her favorite song In the Chapel in the Moonlight? Betty Tuttle singing a blues song? Florence Briggs beinglotfensive? Miss Rowland not envied by Ames and College Halls? Ann Swensen without a publicity stunt or fishing for suckers? Miss Ellithorp without digressing and with no grist for the mill ? Miss Clapp with blonde hair? Jennette Hanes without the latest scandal? Russ Willizims doing anything naughty? Mr. Shattuck without a joke? Susan Stoddard doing a swan dive? Maurice Hill fighting?

Page 88 text:

Jokes Judge fto couplej: Caught on a park bench, eh? Wlhat are your names He: Ben Petten. She: Anne Howe. 1 Bob Anderson: I want to know how long girls should be courted? Earl Dunckelz- The same as short ones. 1 Father ltlurray: lVhen I was a young man girls knew how to blush. Ruthie: lvhat was it you used to say to them? 1 Marion Spaulding Cfollowing rapid-fire dictationj: Now Miss Clapp, what ic you say between Dear Sir and Sincerely yours'? 1 Professor 'winzenburgerx Now, Jack, if I lay three eggs and five eggs here how many eggs will I have? Jack VVuldron: I don't believe you can do it, Prof. 1 Betty Bogue: I wish I had talent: I'm just itching to write. lVally Benson: lvell, why don't you sit down and try scratching a little 1 Dean Akerstrom: Congdon, you can't sleep in my class. Doc.: I guess you're right, Dean, but I could if you clidn't talk so loud 1 Jim Lincoln: Pop, if you give me live bucks I'll tell you what the iceman said to Mom. Pop Call excitedj: O.K., Jim, here's your five. Jim: He said, Do you want any ice today, lady F 7 Moon: I don't like riding with you. You're too darned reckless. Bob: That's right. lVe've had some pretty tight squeezes, haven't we?