Gratis High School - Blue Gold Yearbook (Gratis, OH)

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61444 Pwffwf Past the tenement houses on East 42nd Street,up the five mile tunnel then, Grand Cen tral Station Crossroads of e million lives daily 1960 ten years since last we gazed fondly on the class of 1950 One does wonder what became of that group On, well, we light as well go on into the terminal Lock, girls, there's a beauty shop Let's see, lGerald 'Pierre Blanc lange' Barnnart's Salon for Beautiful Women! Oh, no, it couldn't be' 'But oul, madamolselles and monsleurs, eet ees ' 'Er a , how's business, Gerald er P1erre?' 'Ah, zee bez1ness,eet ees wondarfool' Women women and more beautifool women la fo1 'Pierre come quick' I was washing this blonde's hair, and it turned brown ' 'I come, my leetal pigeon, my leetal wlfey, who ess zee shampoolst ' 'Wanda Adams,I never wouldhave believed it You a beauty operatorln chargeof shampoos ' 'Yes life is nothing but millions and millions and millions of bubbles ' There go two successful members of the '50 class Hmm,I wonder if any more are around? 'Stop' Stop where you are and listen, my good friends Are you weak, puny, hsnpscked? Got no vim and vigor? Have that dull, sluggish rundown feeling? lhat you need is Doc Atlas Hanes luscle Building by Weights Program' For lO,only 810 measly dollars a week,I can give you bulging biceps musclebound muscles, and a chest that will measure 52 inches in circum- ference lhether satisfied or not at the end of the training period your money will not be refunded I repeat, come to Doc Hanes for muscles that women admire This commercial was presented through the courtesy of 'Atlas' Hanes I wonder if Grand Central Station still thinks the broadcasting system for music and commercials ls a good idea? Great Jumping horned toads' 'hat is that terrible racket? It seems to be coming from that music shop The sign says 'College of Tubes For Hire Ruth and her Seven Little Tubes Gilpin, Cuthbert Lovelace, Lumpkin, Iago Harpagon, and Horatio Focht Pianist lr C Focht' Since shall we say, a concert is g01ng on, we shall not bother to go in Besides 1t's safer Out here Clyde is at the piano and Ruth is blithely directing their seven little boys in a song which ls unrecognizable Each child plays a tuba of graduated size 'Quiet anything you say may lncriminate wmi1've been watching you all morning llghty suspicious the way you've been sneaking around,m1ghty suspicious Detective 'Sam Spade' Via always ets his man Sag,old boy, if you d1dn't spend all your time elltherlng around corners,you might rs- cognize us We're the clasghof til go:'t you remembergi f 'Hmm, I'l1 let you go is me, u don ry any ng unny Boy,thet was a narrow squeak I feel in need of nourishment 'Barbare's Flapjack Haven' looks okay Hey that's Babe Smith in the window Look at that gal flip flapjacks 'hy she's such an expert that she tosses them into the air and catches the pancakes with a blindfold on Let's go in and see how good our credit is That was a good lunch but our credit wasn't It seems as if we're becoming very nos! people But 1t's imperative that we find out why that crowd is gathered It's a snake chanaer playing a long thin black horn' In front of the Hindu is a wicker hasket,and, dear me,a cobra is liftl its head and swaying to the music The Hindu picks up the basket, he put the lid on nglst and line of people follow him down the street Somehow I've a feeling that if all t t make up were taken off, we'd find Kenny Donson low the Hindu is leading the peopla into e zysteggpus place called ladam e our as ar If She Can' Cooper Crystal Gazer A Palmlst lads By lcther in law Slight Fee Charged ' That leaves only one more member of the '50 class to account for Almost forgot, I've got a telephone cell to make Here's a booth There certainly are some queer ads in the phone book This one says l Insurance Agency Girls, Are You Desperate? Don't Jump off the Brooklyn Bridge' Come and See Uncle B111 Vance ly Policy Guarantees a lan Within 90 days If you Don't Get Q lck Results, Then, Sister, fYpu A1n't Got a Chance B1ll'e work sounds enjoyable Maybe 'Train on Track 7 leavinglnfive minutesforlazoosa,Kucamonge and Gratis All aboard Opps' Our train ls about to leave without us Good by New York City good by class of '50 Gratis, here we come gdlttdl 61444 . ' . I Heyfl Take these handcuffs off! le haven't done anything! ' I . G5 8 - .

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