Grant Union High School - Prospector Yearbook (John Day, OR)

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- FLASH - JOHN DAY, June 1, 1970 (Special) -Frank Doyel, superintendent of Grant Union high school, received a telegram today from members of his well-remembered class of 1960. The spectacular telegram which aroused news all over the world, coast a total sum of $168.64. The telegram, sent from deep in the heart of the Ethiopian gold mines, was compiled by six fellow gold-miners in an effort to locate scattered classmates. An exact duplicate of the telegram is given below: WESTERN UNION TELEGRAM W. P. MARSHALL. PUMIOBMT the date line on domewic telegram» U STANDARD TIME at point of origin. Time of receipt i STANDARD TIME at point of destination Bob Conforth, newly elected governor of Oklahoma; Eddie Bush, just returned from four years missionary service in Africa; Marla Nelson, followed Eddie to Africa and fell in love with Zulu War Chief; Jim Clift, owns fleet of Garbage trucks in Pittsburgh; Don DeVore, running hot dog concession on ■oon; Gary Downing, recently replaced Phil Silvers on You'll Never Get Rich ; Richard Ediger, salesman for Kieffner's sporting goods; Dave Bremner, tax collector in Texas; Walt Gentis, lover of the year, recently obtained divorce from Anastasia van Flippendorf; Everett Gohring, colonel in German air force, recently married Kita Krusheav and created international pro- blem by having little ones; Jim Karp, just won 1970 Mr. Universe title; Gary Langenfeld, professional wrestler, fighting under name of The Masked Mauler; Richard Moss, writing new book on how to pinstripe garbage cans for fun and profit; Mike Sanders, killing Gooney birds off coast of Siberia; Bernard Seebart, professor at Yale University; James Shields, vagabond op fifth trip around world; Lila Barry, recently finished proceedings for 7th divorce and is raising nine kids; Betty Denham, single and recently returned from tour of S. America singing rock and roll songs; Ginni Hanell librarian in the Ozarks; Jane Ingraham, expects to win and is in training for woman's 100-yd dash in the 1972 Olympics; Mary Morris, recently delivered filibuster and has topped Wayne Morse; Jean Nash, running for governor of Alaska; Sharon Perkins, first woman to win the Indianapolis 500; Gerri Powell, sel- ling cigarettes in Reno; LeNora Rasmussen, wrestling in Madison Square Gar- den under name of The Terrible; Dan McKrola, famous beautician in Miari.; B. J. Matzen, world renowned fashion designer in Paris; Dallas Morris, pro- minent member of beatnik gang in San Francisco; Gary Powell, lead in latest romantic soap box series on television; Pete van der Vlugt, married to a rich socialite and living off her money; Geary van Vliet, chief broker on Wall Street, Gary Wall, Geary van Vliet' s janitor; Warren Ha Hum, assisting Gary Wall as janitor in van Vliet's office; Larry Waldron, psychiatrist specializing in head injuries; Tom Wilson, still trying to hitch a ride back from Rome; Tony Williams, leading atomic scientist in U:S.; Kay Shukle, recently wrote scientific thesis on swine farming in America; Klista Thissell. guide at Metropolitian Museum of Art; Georgians Tussing, welfare worker in Negro section of New York; Barbara Walker, giving hula lessons in far off islands of Watuchiuchi; Donna Young, writing book on How to get your man and still trying to get results out of her theories; Maxine Mosley, chief of police in Canyon City; Linda White, recently completed ministerial training and now serving in Ritter; George Staiith, teaching typing at Ctant Union; Connie Campbell, sharpening skates in Squaw Valley and hoping for another Olympics; Linda Driskill, herding sheep in high Sierras; Wilda Stinnett, American ambassador to Chile; Stan Quntly, English teacher in Mt. Vernon; . Ron Robinson, rising pianist recently topped van Clibum during world tour. THE COMPANY WILL APPRECIATE SUGGESTIONS PROM ITS PATRONS CONCERNING ITS 3EKVIV» J--------------------V Class of Service Thl» U a fa»c mciwg unlct it deferred char- •crer is indicated by the proper symbol. S r The filing time shown in SYMBOLS DL = Day Letter NL = Night Letter • T International L1 Letter Telegrany,

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the members of the senior class of 1960, being of fairly sound minds and fatigued bodies, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament. We, the senior class, do will peace of mind to the faculty members until next year. We, the senior class, do will our well-doodled books and happy faces to the juniors. I, David Bremner, do will my ability to say nothing while saying something, to Mike Ryan. I, Ed Bush, do will my chrome-plated church key to Carole Davis. I, Jim Clift, do will my tiny feet to Paul Steele, with the hope that he can get as much use from them as I have. I, Bob Conforth, do will my “stomping boots’ to Jerry Smith. I, Don Devore, do will my five-year subscription to “Playboy to Darlene Thunell. I, Gary Downing, do will my hot Mercury to Wayne Johnson. I, Richard Ediger, do will my straight hair to Carol Carpenter. I, Walter Gentis, do will my dual pipes to Rex Moles. I, Everett “Knoxie Gohring, do will my first name to Carolyn Gibbs. I, Stan Guntly, do will my pinup figure to Gale Martin. I, Warren Hallum, do will my girl-killer’s badge to Eric Fossum. I, Jim Karp, do will my spare tires to Larrie Mason. I, Gary Langenfeld, do will my father's experiment on the hill to Bob Klabo. I, Dan McKrola, do will my great meekness to Bertie Hutchinson. I, B. J. Matzen, do will my wading boots (cowboy style) to Ed Newton. I, Dallas Morris, do will my Seneca parking place to Hal Williams. I, Richard Moss, do will my ability to grow a beatnik beard to Rick Ricketts. I, Gary Powell, do will my ability to sleep in class with my eyes open to Pete White. I, Ron Robinson, do will my sisters to John Cole to add to his family. I, Mike Sanders, do will my look of innocence to John Duncan. I, Buddy Seebart, do will my book on “1001 Tips to Skipping School to Clark Weldon. I, Jim Shields, do will my remote-control lips to Tim Farrell, to be returned after use. I, George Smith, do will my fast-draw holster to Gary Allen. We, Pete van der Vlugt and Larry Waldron, will our still to next years’football team so that they can win with “spirits. I, Geary Van Vliet, do will my tardy excuses to Rudy Rudishauser. I, Gary Wall, do will myself to the underclass girls. I, Tom Wilson, do will my 22-point-per-game average to Clif Drew. I, Lila Barry, do will my peroxide bottle to Dolores Moulton. I, Connie Campbell, do will my lollipop kiss to Madlyn Hill. I, Betty Denham, do will my ability to sing rock n roll in the shower to Bill Haworth. I, Linda Driskill, do will my “Twitch to the underclass girls with the hope that they will be able to entrance as many boys as I did. I, Ginni Hanell, do will my book How to Catch a Man to Sandy Shields. I, Jane Ingraham, do will my “Cackle to Ann Crisp. I, Mary Margaret Morris, do will my horse and saddle to Kathy Pack. I, Jean Nash, do will Byron’s Ford to Keith Bezona. I, Marla Nelson, do will my driving ability (?) to Fred Elligsen. I, Sharon Perkins, do will my freckles to Joan Crawford. I, Geraldine Powell, do will my archery ability to Barbara Arnett. I, LeNora Rasmussen, do will my player piano and my ability to wear “daring hair styles to Linda Robinson so she will be more noticed while singing. I, Kay Shukle, do will my cafeteria job to Dennis Prewitt. I, Wilda Stinnett, do will my ability to hate men to Ann Sprouffske. I, Georgiana Tussing, do will my Volkswagen to Loyal Matzen to use as a bathtub. I, Barbara Walker, do will my tumbling ability and place on the volleyball team to Pat Swales. I, Donna Young, do will my excess weight to next year's varsity basketball team. I, Maxine Mosely, do will my ability to keep quiet to the whole junior class in hopes that they will keep out of trouble with their teachers. I, Linda Hull White, will my laugh to Karan Shanley. The Above Instrument was subscribed by the said Senior Class of 1960 in our presence and acknowledged by them to each of us. In their presence and in the presence of each other, we have signed our names as witnesses: Witnes; Witnes class Secretary Class Vice-President Dated: March 1, 1960. Treasurer

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