Grant Hospital School of Nursing - Beacon Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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he eacon fx' --------- '------------ --------------------------f-- -------- '11 Bauer: lVhcn do the leaves begin to turn? Ross: The night before examsf' Teacher: A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer. Student: 'I'hat's the reason we all Hunk. IVard: Do you know 'YVhen Day Is Done V? Ii1llIlllUI'tSOIlZ 'Sundown'-you nut.', Fisher: 'Al thought you took Communicable Diseases last year. Holliday: I did but the Facility gave me an encoref, HAVE YOU EVER- lfoley with black hair? Boob wearing a hair net? Schmitt without Johnny? Dad Baldwin without his cap? Miss Klotz, cross? 'Shorty', tall? All lights out at 10:30? Grant Nurses with bobbed hair? Or heard: Of Sheward having her picture taken? One day without classes? Seen : Girls are destructive human beingsg they crack smiles, drop hints, break dates, and fall in love. Gault: I was ill. Devoll: YVhat was the matter? Gault: I had the clothes disease. Dcvoll: lVhatever is that ? Gault: My tongue had a coat and my breath came in pants. Nellie Maude: Pretty soft! -as she scratched her head. C!A'l'I-IERINIQ MII,I.ER: I sit me down in class to sleep, I hope my chum my notes will keep. If I should be called on 'fore I wake, p oke my ribs--for pity sake. McKinley: Do dentists heat their wives ?', K. Miller: UNO, they crown them. Smeltzcr: VVhat are you doing? Foley Qtcaring oft' the ealendarj: I'm passing away time. Miss Klotz Qtaking class rollj: Any more absentees here? Schmitty: I'rithee, Shorty, how dost thou pass the ti1ne?', Shorty: Ha, Ha, I am the Editor of the Beacon. Schmitty: Ah! I see. You don't have time to 'Light Out'. One H-undrecl Seventeen

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he eacon at --------- --------------' ----- - -------------------- - - -x4 I One Hmzdred Sixteen Engine Room Mr. Lehman-here you seeg Very important, and wise is heg Along with him-his Crew of Men- Yvhen things go wrong we sure need them And they come in a hurry! Be it the Hospital-or Home, Be it the Radio out of tone, Be it the Laundry, or be it the Sink, Electric Lights burned out-just think! iVhat it means to have them near! Now if you need some signal cord- Some shock blocks, or a piece of boardg Or the gym fioor waxed for n dance, I say- Or a Stage put up for a grand big play- Girls-you don't have to worry!

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B ,....... . ........... . .Q .........l.... ......,....... E One Hundred Eighteen' h e e a c 0 n Acknowledgments The Class Prophecy was written by Catherine Wright The Class Will by Eleanor Campbell and Verna Orr. The Class Poem by Catherine Wriglit. The Class History by Alice Dcubner. The Diet Kitchen Page by Martha WVise. The Public Health Page by Margaret Kitzler. The Operating Room Page by Laverge Gabroner. The Medical and Surgical Pages by Dorothy Coons. The Baby Camp Page by Alice Deubner. Art by Cora VValter. X GL ' 77 Gimme The Editor's life is really tough, She never says- En0ugh! Enoughli' But she's always sayin' Gimme! She yells, and yells, the whole day long, From early morn, till day is done- And what she yells is- Gimmel She met a Probe on the steps one noon- And started sayin' Gimme! The Probe went white-and cried, So soon-' But Shorty, she said Gimme! So help the Editor get her stuif- So she will say Enough! Enough ! And quit this everlastin' bluff- Forever hollerin'-HGIMME l ,ea