Grant High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Portland, OR)

Text from Pages 1 - 102 of the 1926 volume:

1 Excelsior Designed and Printed By LESSARD 6? SONS, Inc. Printers Phoenix Bldg., Fifth and Oak Szs. Photos by Van Dyke 434 Washington St. The 1926 MEMUIRS Vol. H, NO. 3 A Record of the High School Year 192 5-1926 J- ..ig 1 161 l 1 H' Published by The STUDENTS ofthe GRANT HIGH SCHOOL PORTLAND, OREGON CJOREWORD This, the second volume of the lVIemoirs, N is presented to the students of Grant High School as a remembrance of the as- sociations and activities ofthe past school term. It is the aim of this record to preserve these joys in your memory and if this be accomplished we of the Staf will feel that we have been fully re- paid. E F N, Ill E z: Z QC Cf. CJ L IL f ID P1 'D .- Behinzxiinn IO 51112 Pahhiez Glluh of Grant High School, whose iiiiswevving friend ship and loyalty have made possible the continued growth of om school and our publication, the Staff affecf tioiiately dedicates this A ii n ii ci l .Oi 1926 GQAQTEJXQT5 Ee FRONTISPIECE FOREWORD DEDICATION FACULTY STAFF STUDENT BODY ADMINf ISTRATION CLASSES ORGANIZATIONS LITERARY EDITORIALS SCHOOL NOTES SPORTS EXCHANGE THE TATTLER IOKES ADVERTISEMENTS alumni FLETCHER, PRINCIPAL MR. W. T. lu EL 1- pa- fa WOMEN OF MISS MARY A. HENDERSON, DEAN THE FACULTY MEMOIRS English SALLIE BURNS, head MAUDE COOKE ETHEL EWER ELIZABETH MCGAW FLORENCE MITCHELL GLADYS MCKNIGHT JOSEPHINE ROCHE ELIZABETH STEPHENSON MRS. DALE THOMPSON Mathematics A. F, BITTNER, head MRS. BAKER ELSIE DENNIS W. T. EILERTSEN CAROLINE FRIENDLY C. B. MAY FRANCES YOUNG MRS. IDELLA WATSON History MARY E. HENDERSON, he Qaculty Languages CELIA DAVIS LOUISE BRACE MRS. VIRGIL COOPER MARY PARAOUNAGIAN IRMA SNERE MARY GILL ELSA VON WINTZINGERODE IDA CHANEY ALICE VON SCHOONHOVEN Science , ELSIE CLARE MRS. CELIA COON W. K. FERRIER MRS. WHISTLER GRACE HIESTAND MAUDE MACLEAN A. A. WAGNER Domestic Art MILDR ED CROUT Art IOSEPHINE CROXALL Manual Traning ad C. W. COMSTOCK E- E' HURNING Domestic Science MARY JONES MRS. SMITH A. RICKLES , S. SIMPSON Typmg A. C. RUNQUIST MRS. ANDERSON SMITH U. S. Grant Page Thirteen 1 MEMOIRS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiwIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiwiiiwiiiiiiwi on iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiw V riIInIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiii miwiiiiiiri ,ii.i.:iiiii.,iiii,i.i. . im I, ww I ww iiiwiiiiiiiw- rim. I Iwi iiiriiiiiiiiniii. EXECUTIVE NOLAN HOLT, Business Manager NORMAN SCOVILL, Editor EDMUND HALL, Assistant Business LEONA MOYER, Associate Editor CONTRIBUTING JANET YOUNG, Literary BETTY RAYMOND, Sports HELEN HURD, Literary HAROLD FRAUENDORF, Sports ANNE BRICKNELL, Literary KENNETH FERGUSON, jokes HELEN PEARSON, Art LUTHADA PARMER, 'Typist CHESTER PIERCE, Business ADVISORS MISS GILL, General MRS. ANDERSON SMITH, Business MISS MITCHELL, Literary MR. FERRIER, Sports Page Fourteen U, S, Grant MEMOIRS l U. S. Grant Page Fifteen MEMOIRS Page Sixteen WALTER C. HEITKEMPER President of the Associated Students of GRANT HIGH SCHOOL U. S. Grant MEMOIRS mw,mn,, it ininn,n,,w,wnww f 1 ,l,,vmww,,-w ,W 1 i it ,i 1 n,wiw,W, U ,,wwnw,wi ,,1,,,1 it iw ,ww li, STUDENT COUNCIL Student iBody Wews During the past semester the Studffnt Body Council has discussed and sanctioned numerous important problems. Perhaps the most important and gratifying of these and the one affording us the utmost pleasure was that Grant was able to return the loan which -yve' gratefully received from Benson Polytechnic during Grant's first term. The Executive Council returned this amount and as an added token of our sincere friendship, presented to the student body president of Benson a beautiful picturef Pioneers -to be placed in their library. The annual Cpen House was sponsored by the student body and was even a greater success than that of last year, This is evidence of the constant growth and expansion of our school. The council sent five delegates with an adviser to the Press Conference at Eugene, namely, Walter Heitkemper, Norman Scovill, Leona Moyer, Edmund Hall, Mignon Morgan and Miss Gill. The Drum Corps was officially recognized as a Grant enterprise when the council financed them so that they might have uniforms equal to those of any other school. A nominating committee, consisting of Norman Scovill, Tom Handley, Richard Harper, Leona Moyer, Jack Card and Kenneth Curry, announced the candidates for the Student Body officers for the coming term. EMERY MILLER. U. S. Grant Page Seventeen Q MEMOIRS Page Eighteen U. S. Gram CLASS SEVENTH TERM MEMOIRS l Qlass of june, '26 Seniors are necessary in the life of any school. They are the leaders and are looked up to by all lower termers. The Freshies, especially, respect the Seniors, although they do not always show it, and aspire to the time that they will become the dignified leaders of the school. This is the first year that Grant High School has had a senior class. We are the class of June '26 and will be the first class to graduate from Grant. We believe this to be a high honor, which we will be proud of in later years. Early in the term we held a class meeting and elected the following officers: President, Lyle Harrington, Vice-President, Mignon Morgan, Secref tary, Betty Allen, Treasurer, Richard Harper, SergeantfatfArms, William McClung. One of the first things we did was to welcome the Freshies by a party with the cofoperation of the Executive Council. Each Senior escorted three or four of the Frosh to the gymnasium, where the party was held, and saw that each one played in the games, received refreshments, and had a good time. W'e enjoyed the party as much as the Freshies did. At the meeting on December fourth two important committees were appointed. The first, consisting of Florence Wold, Tom Dunham, Margaret Barrett, Stanley Jaloff and Helen Pearson, was appointed to select several kinds of class pins to submit to the class for its choice. The second, consisting of Helen Pearson, Norbert Gleason, Anne Bricknell, LaVeda jones and Irving Greenfield, was to choose several color combinations for the selection of class colors. This class of june '26 hopes to set a high standard for the future gradu- ating classes of Grant High School through their scholarship, activity and organization. BETTY ALLEN. U. S. GTGHC Page Nineteen MEMOIRS 5 5 Page Twenty U. S. Gram D FIFTH TERM CLASSES SIXTH AN MEMOIRS FOURTH TERM CLASS U. S. Gram Page Twentyfone CLASS THIRD TERM Page Twcntyftwo S go gan C .AS TERM SECOND U, S. Gram FIRST TERM CLASS MEMOIRS IS 'ew - I A A rad: -- -f - A MINS I 1 In Bl IH mi U Y L A . I IIWIIIHMQUIIIWQ DRUM CORPS ORCHESTRA CASHIERS FIRE SQUAD GIRLS' CLEE CLUB BUYS' GLEE CLUB HIIY TIZUMAS CHRESTCMATHIANS GAMMA PHI SIGMA TREKKERS BUSKINS LETTERMENS CLUB TENNIS CLUB TRIfY GIRLS' GYMNASIUM LEADER3 BOYS' GYMNASIUM LEADERS U S Grant Page Tuentg three x - MEMOIRS K. x , ,,,,mwwwwW,,W wW1111ww11wwwwwW11wwww11wwwwwwW1111w11111wwww1w1www1,wwwww,uw1m11mmmvulmwm Wwwww1w1wwwwuwmmwwmm. w,mww..1,1 Nw HWW1wwwww1ww111wwwww1H,wwww11w11wuwwuwwwummm. Page Twentyffmw U. S. Grant I CORPS RUM Q MENIOIRS U. 5. Grant Page II LL'C71ff In11.'K 1 1 l MEMOIRS CASHIERS CASH I ERS The cashiers of Grant High School through their utmost endeavors have at the end of this term attained a systematic efficiency of banking not below that of any other school in the city of Portland. With the aid of Mr. Horn' ing, the banking system at Grant has made excellent progress and has proved to be a success both in the amount of money saved, and in the number of depositors. Within one semester, the pupils of Grant High School have been presented with an excellent way to save their money without undue incon- venience. Since the new system was originated, the number of depositors at Grant has nearly doubled and others who already had bank accounts have much more money in the bank than ever before. The late james rl. Hill once said, Are you able to save money? lf not, drop out. You will fail. You may think not, but will fail as sure as fate. The seed of success is not in you. DONALD LAUGHLIN. Page Twentyfsix U. S. Grant MEMOIRS l FIRE SQUAD FIRE SQUAD With the addition of ten new members this term the fire squad under Mr. Wagner's direction has become an important and successful organizations The purpose of the club is to make speedier and more orderly fire drills. With the cofoperation of the students the squad has made some very fast drills. At one time the school was emptied in fiftyfeight seconds. This organif zation made an attempt to have a huge fire siren installed in the halls, but so far has not received the sanction of the school board. The officers of this organization are: Alva Horsfeldt, chiefg Kenneth Curry and Dwain Taft, battalion chiefsg and Tom Handley, secretary. To be eligible for membership a boy must have a passing scholastic record. ' A HAROLD FRAUENDORF. U. S. Grant Page Twentyfsenen MEMOIRS GIRLS' GLEE CLUB GIRLS' GLEE CLUB The Girls' Glee Club is constantly growing in size and improving in technique, but still it needs more girls. At the Better Homes meeting, both the girls and boys sang several selections. Tuesday, December 22, the Glee Club brightened the Mann Home with some Christmas carols, and on Decem' ber 29, it sang at the Portland Hotel, for the Oregon State Teachers' Convenf tion. Now, with real earnest, it is entering into the joys of Princess Ju Ju, the Japanese operetta to be presented in the spring. There are no songs quite so beautiful, so haunting, as those melodies of the Land of the Rising Sun, no person so interesting as L'HokiefRokieftippieftippieftopftop. If you want the real delights of music, if you want to enter its magic realm, with Mr. Evans as your guide, join us, and vve'll welcome you gladly. JOSEPHINE OLSSON. Pageffwentyfeiglit U. S. Gfrmf MEMOIRS BOYS' GLEE CLUB I BOYS' GLEE CLUB The Boys' Glee Club under the direction of Mr. Evans has accomplished a great deal this semester. Several new songs have been learned and have been sung publicly. The club visited the Marin Home on December 22, and sang Christmas carols. At present the club is hard at work on the operetta, Princess Ju Ju, to be presented in the near future. Mr. Evans is training and practicing constantly for the operetta and with the support of the school its success will be insured. HOWARD HoLToN. U. S. Gram Page 'l'u'emyfnine MEMOIRS HIfY GRANT H1-Y , The U. S. Grant HifY Club is now starting its second year of organizaf tion under the able leadership of Mr. Walter A. Goss, advisor. An affiliation with the national organization of HifY was recently made. The club is expecf tantly looking forward to the two annual spring events, the M. U. F. camf paign, 21 vocational guidance movement, and the conference of the Portland HifY Clubs at Seaside, Cregon, on March 15, 16, 17. At the close of the fall term the election and installation of officers will be held and it is the club's intent to raise the membership from eighteen as it now stands to twentyffive as other HifY Clubs have. EUGENE TARBELL. Page Thirty. U. S Cmnt MEMOIRS T'ZUMAS T'ZUMAS The T'Zumas have had a very busy semester and have taken part in a great many activities. At the first of the term a Hallovve'en tea was held for the new members. Since then the following girls have been elected into the club: Amy Porter, Margaret Barrett, Frances Davis, Ruth Mulchay, Mildred Whitten, Dorothy Davis, Dorothy Grmsby, Lucille Rose, Nancy Taylor and Betsy Rice, A recepf tion will be held for them January 30, at the home of Marjorie Whetsel. The members have reviewed books and studied the lives of various authors during the term's meetings. Some of the books that have been reported upon are: The Keeper of the Bees, Oh Doctor, Parody Outline of History, The Impossible Prattsf' and The Rollo Boys. This Christmas the club presented the school library with a two year subf scription to the magazine English WcJrld, and provided supplies for a Christmas dinner to a needy family. AUDREY JENSEN. U, S, Gm-ng Page Tliivtyfone MEMOIRS CHRESTOMATHIANS CHRESTOJWA THIAN The Chrestos have just completed a term beneficial to themselves and to others. Under the guidance of our new advisor, Miss McGavv, and our presf ident, Mary' Reynolds, We have' enjoyed many interesting programs and debates. The club has aided a destitute family at Christmas time and has earnestly endeavored to make the name Chrestomath1an mean something to the school. The Chrestos with the T'Zuma girls decorated the library very attractively before the Christmas holidays. The entire organization has shown a lively interest in all school activities throughout the semester. The candidates for membership and the new officers will be elected at the beginning of next term. DOROTHY Qavis. J'- . v Page Thirtyftwo Q Ur, S, Gram Y ' x ,H A T I . a. ' MEMOIRS GAMMA PHI SIGMA GAMMA PHI SIGMA The Gamma Phi Sigma, under the leadership of its faculty advisor, Mr. Bittner, has been very active this term. The club has been raised to its full membership by the election of 15 new members at different meetings this term. Two debates have been given. One on Resolved: L'Colonel IvIitchell's proposed policy on aviation should be adopted by the United Statesfl was held on December 1, resulting in a decision of 5 to 4 in favor of the affirmative side. The other, held December IS, on the subject, Resolved: High School fraternities should be abolished, resulted in a victory for the negative. The officers of the society are: President, Marviii Anderson, VicefPresf ident, George Armstrong, SecretaryfTreasurer, George Toddg Sergeantfatf Arms, Arthur Young, and Council Representative, Howard Hall. V The past season has been one of much enjoyment for the members and it is hoped that the new year will be one of as much benefit. I GEORGE TODD. 1. nfl' ,x. :Y - ' I U. S. Grant lf' 'nikgf - Page Thirtyftllree L 17 . . I, I 0 MEMOIRS TREKKERS TREKKERS The Trekkers have been very busy this term. Two ice skating parties were given and everyone had a good time. They have also enjoyed a number of hikes. It is on these hikes that the Trekkers show their good sportsmanf ship, pep and good will. Next term when the weather will be more favorable for hiking a good many hikes will be taken. We are hoping that Miss Croxal, our advisor, will be with us then. New members will be taken in next term. Two new officers have been elected. They are SergeantfatfArms, Alf berta Rives, and Editor, Dorothy Ward. The club played Santa Claus to a destitute family this Christmas. Food, clothing and toys in abundance, generously donated by the girls, made it possible for the family to enjoy a bounteous Christmas. The spirit and joy of giving that came with this proved to the girls that hiking wasn't the only thing that they could do. DOROTHY WARD. Page Tllirtyffour U. S. GTLH1! - l MEMOIRS BUSKIN CLUB BUSKIN CLUB The Buskin Club has made great progress this term. The tvvo loosely organized divisions of last yearihave been united into one efficient body this term, with Miss Van Sehoonhoven and Mrs. Whistler as advisers. The memf bers are novv working on three plays which will probably be presented near the end of the term. These plays are: How a Wciinaii Keeps a Secret, The Man Next Door, and The Amateurs. Ivliss Van Schoonhoven, Miss Davis, Miss Friendly, Miss Ewer, and Miss Snere are coaching them. The club now has thirtyffive members, six of whom were voted in new this term. The club provided Christmas dinner and gifts for gi poor family. A party was given during the Christmas holidays, in order that the members might become better acquainted with each other. FERRIN lVlORELAND. U, 5, Gram Page Thivtyffive MEMOIRS THE ROYAL G The Royal G is a lettermen's club that has been organized at Grant for the purpose of forming an association of all students who have earned letters by performing athletic services. The spirit of the club is to promote athletic activities and aid in creating a distinct type of Grant spirit as regards athletics. The lettermen's clubs in the different high schools of the city have done much to promote the standard of sportsmanship evident among the schoolsg and are one of the strongest of the numerous organizations. The club at Grant is so organized that all students participating in athletic activities are eligible for membership, and by this provision the club is insured of having a large membership of students who are active in school life and affairs. Page 'l'l1iA'rtyfs1.x U. S, Grunt MEMOIRS TENNIS CLUB THE TENNIS CLUB The Grant Tennis Club made its entrance into the Student Body organif zations, with Miss Young as faculty advisor. December 4th an organization meeting was held, and officers were elected as follows: Betsey Asher, Presif dent, Georgia Miller, V icefPresidentg Ruth Ivlulchay, Treasurer, Adele Wedef meyer, Secretary, Clive Dose, SergeantfatfArmsg La Veda Jones, Student Body Representative. It is the purpose of the club to further girls' athletics in Grant-tennis in particular. As soon as the weather permits it, the girls expect to make things lively on the tennis courts. ADELE WEDEMEYER. U. S. Grant Page Thirtyfseven MEMOIRS TRI-Y December 16, the Tri Ys of Grant spent a lovely afternoon at the HY. During the first part of the meeting, one member from each club in Portland told of her most successful meeting. Some had as their topic, Travels Around the World, and at each meeting one country was discussed. A very interesting cabinet meeting was held on December 10 in the sew' ing room. The girls met our two new advisors and plans were discussed for the Christmas basket. We decided to give our basket to the same family that we provided for on Thanksgiving. Miss Cochran, the leader of all the high school clubs in Portland, gave us suggestions for our Christmas meeting which was held on December 17 in the gym. Plans were made for a Chritsmas party which was held one afternoon during the holidays at a member's house. Each girl brought a friend whom she thought would be interested in our club. HELEN BINEORD. GIRLS' GYM LEADERS The fall term of 1925 has been one of the most successful terms for the Gym Leaders' Club. It seems that every term in every way the club grows bigger and better. The leaders met Wednesday after school in the gymnasium for the regf ular meetings until an unavoidable change made it Monday. The leaders learn the exercises which they demonstrate and teach to their individual squads during class periods. The officers of the club are: President, Amy Porter: VicefPresident, Rosa Simanseng Secretary, Elizabeth Cramg Treasurer, Dorothy Turneyg Sergeantf atfArms, jane Kerring Editor, Margaret Crawford. The adviser and gymf nasium teacher is Ivliss Hunter. Representatives from the Grant gym. class were sent to participate in Mr. Krohn's classes at Jefferson and Lincoln. The gym. leaders enter a little fun now and then with their work. Alice Wingate, Betty Raymond and Eva Menefee gave a Haloween party for the gym. leaders at the home of Alice Wingate. The pins have been completed and most every leader wears the insignia of her club. All the girls regret to see the term end, for the leaders have been like a big happy family. MARGARET CRAWFORD. Page Thirtyfeight U. S. Gram MEMOIRS BOYS' GYM LEADERS About the beginning of the second quarter of this term a meeting of all the leaders of the boys' gym classes was called in order to clect officers, and the result was: john Goss, President: Robert Sellars, VicefPresidentg Fred Felter, Secretary, and Harry Gardner, SergeantfatfArms. On the evening of the Open House the gym leaders went through a few of the exercises, and some of the regular class members put on a free hand drill. Gn November, the twentieth, a meeting of some of the leaders of each school was called at Benson. Fourteen boys represented Grant and showed up very well on the exercises. Under the capable leadership of our advisor, Mr. Gallo, we shall make what is left of this term and of next a huge success. HARRY GARDNER. The Night Before Pay Day 'Twas the night before pay day, And all through my jeans I hunted in vain for the price of some beans. Not a quarter was stirringfA Not even a jitg The kale was off duty, The nickel had quit. Forward, turn forward! Oh Time, in thy flight, Make it tomorrow, just for tonight. -EDNA BELL. U. S. Grant Page Thiftyfnine MEMOIRS ,,.Q ..., i I swims. i I' I. l i may if ' 5 :wa - ' .-'- In . ' V V QI' 1. A A S- , .. . , 3 -'L I , .-A Am ......,,,- v-V. 5 ,-,. 1-if V 1 3 I-JE., l' ' . qi.: -. . Qi Wi si? E 'Picciofwislt I .ai U IDSUMMER in the Siskiyousfthe time for the great Picciowish. On 1 one side of a deep canyon rises a high wooded mountain, on the other side a barren bluff, behind which may be seen the peaks of three great mountains. In the valley of the canyon is Natures studio, finished pic' tures hang aboutfthe graceful willow trees drooping over the swift waters of Clear Creek, tall alders guarding the banks of the mighty Klamath River, yellow, blue and pink flowers peeping from the grass, bolder flowers blooming near one another in a large, bright bedg a cool grove with lacy ferns. In the center of it all is Her overturned palette fa great round stump of a trcej with its splashes of colors which She has been using Qclimbing vines blossoming as they growj and Her unfinished picture fa bare spot with grass just beginning to showy Slowly the unfinished picture is completed, but not by Natures hand now, for the Indians are preparing it for their festivalftrophies of war are being hung up, fires are beginning to burn, and they themselves are assemf bling for the opening of the Picciowish. It grows dark and Nature darkens Her painting. Then the fires burn brightly and preparations are begun for the evening meal. From the distance comes the beating of the tomftoms. A log fire in the center gives a dim lightg a large tightly woven basket stands nearg squaws sit in hunched position round the fire watching the basketg one stirs the acorn porridgc cooking within, the porridge boils high, as the new hot stones are dropped in replacing the cooling ones, they sit quiet again. Suddenly, as if by magic, from behind every rock and tree, spring Indian Page Forty U. S, Grant LIEMOIRS braves. They seat themselves near the basket, and are served the porridge. Now they are eating fish, and now, a sort of huckleberry pie made by their squaws. They are finished and as suddenly as they came, vanish behind the rocks. The squaws are eating. Now all are done and the valley is quiet. The moon rises higherwit is a bright moonlight night. Then sounds the loud beating of tomftoms, low chants of the braves, the clamor of the Indians gathering in the open space. They form a circle and a dance is begun-the first dance of the Picciowish, the War Dance, to last all that night. The sixth day of the Picciowish had dawned and was far advanced. Lee' linaw, the son of the dead chief, walked gravely about. The other braves covertly eyed him-some with a look of distrust, some of fear, most with a look of hope. Then Wahbegwannee, the present chief's daughter, came out, and hurrying past him, said a few words. Leelinaw nodded. That nightis dance was the Good Luck Dance insuring good harvests or hunts for the next year. It was danced in honor of Leelinaw and to wish him luck on the morrow's adventure. For it was the custom of the Klamath Indians, that, on the last day of the annual celebration, a young brave and the strongest of the tribe, should start from the Clear Creek Valley, swim the swift and rocky Klamath, and, over rocks and thorns, mid brambles and woods, climb each of the three mountains, and kindle a fire on the top of each, then return' ing, his time from dawn till dusk. If he were successful they would have luck and be prosperous throughout the coming year. If he should fail, the curse would be on the tribe. For the last three years the chosen man had been unsuccessful, and the tribe had been unfortunate in war, in hunts, and in harvest. Leelinaw wished to marry Wahbegwannee, but because she was the daughter of the chief, he had first to gain her father's consent. The chief, a jealous enemy of the boy's dead father, looked upon him with disfavor. How' ever, since he was the noblest youth of the tribe and Wahbegwannee loved him, and the people themselves wished this marriage, he thought it wisest to give consent-on condition: he must succeed in the annual good luck quest. Now Leelinaw was not the strongest and largest of the men but he was the bravest in battle. The chief, though he dared not trifle with the fortunes of the tribe, truly believed the youth's determination would win. Thus Leelinaw held the fortune of his fellowftribesmen, and Wahbegwannee's and his own happiness in his hand, The evening meal was over, and all was quiet. The moon rose higher and higher-it was a full moon then, casting a bright though cold radiance over the mystic blue of the valley's night. Thenn-the loud beating of tom' toms, low chants of the braves, the clamor of the Indians gathering in the U. s. Gram Page Foftwne umriiriiiiirnnInnmimmmumnitiriiiimmumuunnnuunnmn mm mu mmnm mmmnmmmn open space. A circle was formed and a dance begunwthe last dance of the Picciowish, the Good Luck Dance, to last till midnight. It was dawn-the sun itself could not be seen over the mountains, but it had colored the sky delicate tints of rose and gold and blue. The valley seemed enfolded in a white, dreamy veil, so white was the sky. A brown figure ran nimbly over rocks and swiftly through brambles till it reached the Klamath River. It was Leelinaw. At the river he paused, looked up and down, breathed deeply for one or two moments, and then plunged into its cold, turf bulent waters. With swift, strong strokes he swam, the current carrying him down ever so little. He reached the center and seemed in a very swirl of water. The tumbling, tossing waters bore him down. He just escaped being thrown against a rock. Finally he reached the shore and quickly hastened on. About seven hours later a group of Indian men, women and children, standing on a bluff, saw the faintest trace of smoke on the top of the fartherest of the three sister peaks. Cries of joy and triumph were given and tomftoms beat loudly. Then it was quiet and the Indians with customary stolidity waited for the next fire. Up among the mountains Leelinaw hurried on, but not with a mad frenzy, for despite his youth and daring, he thought to take care that he was not early exhausted. Now he was at the top of the second mountain and rubbing sticks together. A blaze had started, and he turned and went down, determination still in his heart. Once again in the valley tomftoms rang out and the Indians manifested their joy. Then they settled down to the longest wait of all, while Leelinaw came toward them to kindle the fire on the third and nearest peak. Time passed. The people stood waiting for the third fire. They grew uneasy. Surely it should be started by now. Had he failed? Their faces changed somewhat into an expression of anxiety. Wahbegwannee then said to the people, Uh, he will surely succeed. He must be resting, and she bravely watched the peak. The people took courage and again sat down to wait. It grew late-still there were no signs from above. The sun was not high in the sky, and dark clouds were settling on the horizon. Did they foretell misfortune? The waiting group was in real fear now. Then they were startled -ea shot! From the third peak? Another one! Yes, from the third peak! What was happening? Was someone with Leelinaw, either an enemy or someone to kindle the fire by other means than Leelinaw's hands? Ahgsurely misfortune for the tribe. The chief's face was set and stern, Wahbegwannees was fearful and bewildered. Cn the peak there were two men now, and one was an Indian from another hostile tribe, who, jealous of the Klamath's fortune, had fired two Page Foiftyftwo U. S. Grant ii1IIIInInnIwIn1nnn1111uII1nm11IIIIIIIInnnnmmnumnmimmnumr1KiIIvnnnIInmmnnnnmmmuminvsIvvnIInIInI1IInnnnnnnnnIIuuuununnmmn shots from ambush at Leelinaw. They had failed, however, and while the Indian was loading for a third Leelinaw sprang to the place from which the shots had come. The Indian saw him and threw his tomahawk. It, too, failed and Leelinaw, even in his danger, scorned the other for his failures. He jumped into the thicket, grappled the other, took the gun, and assured that he had no more weapons, sent him flying down the opposite side of the mountain. Down in the valley it was a long and anxious waiting-the day was darkf ened near to night. Then the clouds began to move, and beneath beautiful white puffs showed spots of lovely blue-the sun shone brightly and seemed to survey the world with a bright, cheering look before it should go down. Then the western skies were rose. They changed to purple, red and orange. The sun grew red and smiled yet more, as ribbons of blue and gold held it to the sky above. And - in the sky high above shone something bright and sparkling-a star, escaped from night's black, flimsy net, was shining in the daylight. The sun nigh burst in laughing, the ribbons gently waved to and fro, the clouds changed in everfbrightening hues, and high in the heavens the beautiful Star of Hope twinkled in gleeful merrimentfthe greatest of Nature's finished pictures. The people stared at the beautiful, wonderful sight, and then glancing down beheld one other figure gazing at the picture-Leelinawl They looked up to the third peak, a fire was there, but they had been looking at the sky! They ran down to the river, he was on the other side. Taking a long, deep breath, he plunged. They saw not the figure in the waters--at intervals his head came up. He reached the shore. The people ran to him, but he would not stop, he waved a hand and sped up the valley to the camp, Wahbegxvaiiiiee followed. In the bare space by the fire and basket, prepared for the evening meal, he stopped. Wahbegwaniiee came up and took his arm. He stood straight and tall, though bleeding and wounded. The fire burned next to him, Wahbegwaiinee was on his arm, Nights mask was drawing over the western skyg the star, with an ever broadening tail of light shone brighter still above him-Nature's unfinished picture completed now. JANET Lou YoUNc:. U. S, Gram PagefFonyftlwee MEMOIRS cflbbie Gomes Ogfome fContinued from last issuej J- G , both wore heavy hiking boots and Abigail wore a borrowed mackinaw over her woolen sweater, for the night was raw and a chill wind blew the light snowflakes down upon them. Dormy, ever the faithful, trotted at their heels and uttered short, sharp barks every now and then, probably prof testing at the long cold walk they had undertaken. However, Abigail and Ned were not protesting at the drifts of snow they plowed through, or the stretches of ice slipped over, for the keenness of the air was invigorating, and this walk was only one of many that the two had taken together. Ned and Abigail had been friends from childhood. l'We ought to see him pretty soon now, observed Ned, holding aside a branch heavily laden with snow for Abbie to pass under. Well, I hope so, assented Abigail. Aunt Fannie will be worried to death if we don't bring him home soon. Dear Uncle Benji-he's dreadfully apt to get lost any timefhe dreams so. Oh, we've come to the river, haven't we? It was true. They had left the town a mile or so behind and now emerged upon a small frozen river bordered on either side by snowfcovered trees. The scene was typical of midfwinter and was emphasized by the dull gray sky above that every now and then emitted flurries of light snowflakes. Now if he has merely lagged behind the others, said Ned, as we have surmised, then, supposing he kept the same gait up the path, he ought to be somewhere around that next curve there. L'You sound like a lawyer, Abbie laughed suddenly, gently kicking Dormy out of the way. I hope to be one in a couple of years, the boy answered gravely. So soon? Abbie turned startled eyes towards her companion. Why- why, it seemed only yesterday that the two had gone to high school together, worked their Math. togetherfoh, that hated Math.--how she remembered. Why yes, Abbie-so soon, the boy replied with a smile. If I complete my course of study this year, I hope to be admitted a year from June. Gee! time flies, doesn't it? I say, Ned! The girl turned to her comf panion, We-welre around the curve you spoke about-and-itls dread' fully dark. l'Well, he can't be much farther, reassured Ned, lightly, trying to keep the thoughtful note out of his voice. Abbie shivered suddenly and drew her coat about her. Oh it was cold- out here-and they were such a long way from home-and she hadn't had any dinner and-and- EANWHILE Ned and Abigail were searching for Uncle Benji. They 6,59 . ind Page Fortyffom' U- S- Gmllt MEMOIRS OhgNed! She gave a piercing little shriek and grabbed the arm of her companion. What was that? Her big blue eyes widened with fright. Say, you're scared-aren't you, Abbie? the boy said gravely. For that matter, he was slightly unnerved himself. Not because of the darkness of the woods or the keen coldness of the air but because it was getting late and they should have found Uncle Benjamin by now. That was only snow falling off a tree, Abbie, the boy assured her, devoutly hoping to see a familiar figure coming towards them along the path they followed. D Sfsfsounded worse, didn't it? Abbie said, nervously, then laughed forcedly, trying to hide the tremble in her voice. Where was Uncle Binji? The path of the wayfarers suddenly left the river bank and wended its way through a silent forestfso silent in fact that it reminded Abbie of a cathedral she had once been in. However, the dome of this strange cathedral was opaque and the floor beneath carpeted with a mantle of pure white, as pure as the heavens it came from. The two said little for many minutes as they trudged on, Abbie measure ing two quick footsteps to every stride of Ned's. Suddenly Abbie gave a scream and, as suddenly, her foot slipped to one side. Half sitting, half standing, she tried to regain her original position, but on she slid, both feet from under her and hands clenched in the snow by her side. Ned! she managed to scream, thenfa sudden slip-a horrified moan- and Ned ran back in time to see her disappear over the edge of something- seemingly-a deep declivity in the snowy earth. 'iUncle Benji! Hurry! yelled Ned over his shoulder to the person pant' ing and puffing behind. It was the figure of Uncle Benjamin trudging along towards them that had caused Abbie's shrill exclamation. Ned got down on his hands and knees and crept towards the pit. Here, he peered over and gazed down into an apparently bottomless hole. Abbie! he called, breathlessly, into the pit. Ned! exclaimed Uncle Benjamin, carefully climbing on his hands and knees towards the boy. Where is she? Ned didn't even bother to answer. He just stared into that black pit in a helpless sort of way. Uncle Benjamin peered over too. 'LGood heavens, boy-where is she? he repeated with a note of anxiety in his voice which seemed to indicate that he thought it Ned's fault. The boy collected his scattered senses. MI saw her go down there, he answered, weakly, pointing to the hole. But-but- Uncle Benji shook his head helplessly, then they both gazed back into the pit for several long, silent minutes. U. S. Grant Page Fortyffive ..v.. . qi -. ,:, -Q u- MEMOIRS i'Goodness me! suddenly exclaimed a merry voice behind them. Vw7hat in the world are you two gazing into that hole for? Ned turned so suddenly he nearly fell into the pit. Abb1e! he shouted, joyfully. Uncle Benji's eyes grew large and round as he turned to face his niece who laughed gayly at the amazement written on his face, Abbie!-Abbie!fwell! by time! Uncle Benjamin nearly exploded his favorite, wellfworn expression. Ned recovered himself quickly enough. He rushed over to the girl and grabbed both her hands. Abbie! how in the dickens-I swear I saw you go into that hole. Girl! for goodness sake, speak! Explain! You are human all right. This isn't your spirit, for I feel you trembling! Abbie wrenched her hands free at that and ran over to Uncle Benji upon whom she immediately bestowed a huge bearfhug that nearly capsized them both into the snow. L'Wliere have you been, Uncle Benji? Abbie exclaimed, again hugging her delighted uncle. Making us walk all this long way to bring you home. The idea! Now just where have you been, Mr. Winters? laughlingly she shook a finger in his face. Before I anwser that, responded Uncle Benjamin, You will please tell us how you happen to be here when Ned, over there, saw you go down in that hole?u Abbie laughed. 'AI think we'd better be going home, Uncle Benjif' she asid, Its getting dreadfully black in here. Yes, I'll explain as we go along. Ned led the way, and the three hurried along the white path towards the river. You see-fr-'it wasn't really remarkable-fwhat I did. Abbie explained. L'Ned saw me go down that hole, and I really did, toofdidift hurt though 'cause I only fell about six or seven feet and then I landed on soft snow. Looked bottomless to rne,I' Ned murmured. !'Oh, thatis because it was dark andfoh, say! Vv'here's Donny? she broke off suddenly and whistled for the dog. Abbie was answered by a faint, sharp bark that seemed to come from a long distance away. Ned echoed Abbie's whistle and within a few minutes Dormy came running up, licking his chops and wagging his tail frantically. Where have you been? Abbie questioned sternly. Dormy barked and wagged his short tail again. Come--rcome, Abbie, Uncle Bcnji said, impatiently, as thc trio or rather to be exact, the quartet walked on, Do tell us how you came up. Fly or something? Page Fortyfsix U. S. Grant MEMOIRS Then Abbie at last explained. It seemed that when she landed in the snowy pit she half slid into a sort of tunnel that opened out onto the path farther on. Simple,5' finished Abbie. All I did was to crawl on my hands and knees to the opening and then follow the trail back to where you were gazing so despondently into the pit. Were you looking for my dead body, Ned? The girl laughed gaily up at him, and the three tramped homeward. I tell ye' Fanny, it was these durned rheumatics that made me lag behind the others. Uncle Benjamin lay peacefully back in his chair and puffed a series of smoky ringlets from his pipe. Ned and Abigail on the sofa were attentive listeners and Aunt Fanny, hovering devotedly about her husband's chair, heaved several thankful sighs and listened again to Uncle Benji's retelling of his slight adventure of that night. And then, he went on. It got pretty dark and the men had gone on and left me to come as I pleased, and some how or other I lost the trail. If it hadn't been for Dormy there, I probably wouldn't have found Ned and Abbie. Nice dog, Dormyf' Uncle Benji blew another ring of smoke into the air, and Dormy thumped the floor appreciatively with his tail. Aunt Fannie, behind Uncle Benji's chair, eyed the two on the sofa, and a sudden light dawned. She frowned for a minute, thoughtfully, then gave a knowing smile. 'LBenjamin! She nudged her husband and surreptitiously glanced over towards the doorway. Ned was apparently deep in a book of travel and Abbie was absently drumming on the table by the sofa. Eh? Uncle Benjamin turned around and stared at Aunt Fannie, quesf tioningly. XVhat did you say, Fannie? Aunt Fannie was exasperated. 'LEr-Benjamin-doesn't that sound like the doorbell? Perhaps it'sf-3' She started for the door. L'No, Fanny, that's no doorbellfjust your imagination. And, Fannyf - I sure was surprised when Abbie says, 'Whitt are you looking in that hole for, Uncle?' By time! I sure was some surprised, I can tell youf-'bout fell in myselffthe doorbell ringing again? I don't hear it. Suddenly he glanced towards the sofa, and another great light dawned. Eh? Eh? Vv'ellf-by time! Umf-eyes, yes, seems if I did hear that doorbell ring. And, surprisf ignly agile for a man of his years, he hopped out of the chair. After another glance towards the oblivious pair on the couch, he went out of the room, followed by Aunt Fannie, who came at a more stately pace-wand the fire' light winked at the two on the sofa and told no tales. PHYLLIS CALDERXVOOD. FINIS U. S. Grant Page Fortyfseven MEMOIRS flQLy'5 efbfoment EN AY fSimplej Simon was a freckled faced office boy in Randall Bond 4 Rail d Mort ave Co. He w W un ur d in 'ldin h f h r an g D as s passe wie g t e eat e duster while the boss was in, and an expert loafer while the boss was out. Ray never found time heavy on his hands as he could always talk to Tillie, the telephone operator, whom he held almost as high as the President. ' Gee! It must be great to have a conference with the old man, meaning the President, he remarked lazily to Tillie. UmfUhuh, replied Tillie who was industriously trying to powder her nose. Just think, goin' in there all by yourself and having him say, 'Well, what can I do for you?' Then I'd say slow and easy, 'Well, I see where West' ern Bond Co. got news of your 515,000 sales,' and he'd jump up and grab a phone and holler to cinch that sale, and then he'd give me five hundred dolf lars, and I'd walk out with the whole force bowing to me. During this solilf oquy he patted his chest and walked back and forth. Uhfhuh, answered Tillie, evidently not much impressed by this mono' logue. 'iAnd I'd buy you a pair of pearl earrings, added Ray. Oh, wouldn't that be nice, quickly answered Tillie. 'LDitch, Ray! Here comes Westtwii, and ever since you spilled his ink heis had a grudge against you, she continued. Ray promptly deposited himself behind the switchboard till Vxfeston passed, and then reappeared like a JackfinfthefBox. You know, I donit like that guy, remarked Ray, slowly, 'sever since I seen him eatin' with Elliott of the Westerii Co., I been kinda' suspicious. L'Maybe that just happened, said Tillie, but gosh, you'd better hurry back before the old man ketches you. So long, Tillie, answered Ray over his shoulder. Tillie, however, was busy 'Splugging in a call which had been ringing the last three minutes. Ray returned to the office to find it time for lunch so he set out for home, which was only a little way off. On his way back he saw some pearl earrings in a store window, the kind with three gold balls, and, from an aged Father of Israel, he learned that they were two dollars and fifty cents. Ray had only one dollar and fifty cents, but after some bargaining he made the purchase. Then he started for the office. He happened to glance at the clock and noticed that it was three minutes to one, so he set off at top speed, and just reached the office on time. He immediately started dusting, as he noticed that the President was in. While he was dusting the stenographer's desk, he noticed that some gum was Page Fortyfeight U- S- GMM MEMOIRS stuck to the floor underneath the typewriter, so he sat down and began to pick it off with his knife. He was thus engaged, when the door opened and he heard two people approaching. They sat down and began to talk in low tones. You're sure nobody is around, Weston? said a voice which sounded like Elliot's. At this Ray became as immovable as the Statue of Liberty. No, of course not, replied Weston. Well, Elliot replied, I think I have that 815,000 sale cinchedf' Two things happened at the same time, one-Ray's mouth opened with a terrified gasp, the other-the knife dropped with a heart breaking crackle. Instantaneously both men leaped to their feet. 'LWhat was that? asked Weston. 'LIt sounded close, replied Elliot. Ray's hair stood on end, his eyes bulged. Suddenly he heard the door click, and in walked a stenographer. The two men immediately sat down and began to talk. Ray, thankful for the opportunity, crept away unobserved. Well, goodbye, Mr. Smith, concluded Weston. I hope you buy our bonds. With a thumping heart Ray knocked on the President's door. Come in, responded a gruff, but courteous voice. LsM'm'Mf. Randall, Ray stuttered. WfWfWeston gave us up. What7 asked the President sharply. IfIfI heard thefthfthem tftalking, continued Ray, and hefhe said that theyftheyfthey had got a S515 ,000 sale of ours. What! exclaimed the President quickly. How did you hear that? 'EI wfwas cl-cfcleaning rhfth- Stop stuttering, interrupted the President. IfI'll try. AfAnyway I heard it. The President immediately grabbed a phone and gave some hurried direc- tions. Then he turned to Ray and said, L'Wait and see what happens. After a short wait the phone rang, and the President joyfully exclaimed, We got it. Then the President turned and said, what can I do for you now?'i But Ray did not hear, or at least he did not care. The President followed him to the door, but, noticing that his course was toward the telephone booth, he turned around and did not follow. Tillie, remember what I said this morning, casually remarked Ray. g'Uhuh, replied Tillie, who was expecting another tale like it. It happened, said Ray, shortly, and he slowly produced a small box. A look of surprise and curiosity crossed her face. She opened it slowly. It was the earrings. VJ ALTER EVANS. tt U. S. Grant Pagefortyfnine MEMOIRS Cglunkie and qlunkerena EGINALD STEWART tapped his pencil nervously against the smooth, maplefsyrup colored desk and yawned. It was the yawn of perfection, with just enough of the blase manner of the man of the world. I'll change it, then, Miss Mallow was saying, but you just must work harder this month, Mr. Stewart. He grinned at her4a slow reassuring grin that made her feel so utterly helpless. She groaned inwardly: if he only wouldn't look at her in such a conciliatory manner! Then he rose to his feet, pocketed the report card, sauntered out of the room, and softly closed the door. Reginald Stewart was feeling particularly pleased with himself that afternoon. The first reports of the term had been issued, and he had per' suaded Miss Mallow, the new teacher, to change his gradefa feat which could no longer be accomplished with all the ladies of the faculty. Most of them had become weary of his promises of better work. He smiled to himself. Automatically he straightened his tie. The fel' lows affectionately referred to him as L'Flunkie, for he had the ability of skating on thin ice and never breaking through. He flunked daily, but he always passed. That was his line. He was also the acknowledged Beau Brummel of the school. He caught a fleeting glimpse of his little sister, Rena, in the front of the building. There had been a strong link of affection between the two since the time he had poured varnish down her throat. Rena was different. She had graduated from grammar school with high honors, and now in her freshf man year, she probably had a card decorated with Es A boy in a blue blazer brushed past him. It was his old friend, Louis. Reginald wondered what had caused him to hurry. Hey, Flunkerenaf' bellowed Louis. Rena turned laughingly to him. Congratulate me, old dear, she said. They gave me two red letters all in one month. With a sickening feeling in the pit of his stomach, Flunkie watched them leave the school. Somehow he was glad they had not seen him. The humility of Rena's disgrace, and she was brazen enough not even to feel sorry about it! lt was raining and almost dark when Flunkie neared his home. He had taken a roundabout route for he had felt stifled and hot, somehow. He shuff fled along, staring moodily into the onyx like street, in which the stately street lamp gazed proudly at her glowing reflection. Like a guilty man he softly opened the door and started toward his room. He must have time to think it over. In the hallway he hesitated. Rena was Page Fifty U. S. Grant MEMOIRS mm mmm. nmim-iv1111mmiii111mmiiiiitvimiiimmmiwiiw mai in the living room, curled up like a kitten, in a chintzfcovered chair, reading a gay covered magazine. Flunkie stared at her a moment, mutely, dumblyg then with a hopeless shrug turned to the stairway. Zat you, Reggie? a voice called from the living room. He stood silent for a second. Then he squared his shoulders. Yup, he answered bravely. There was a rustle of skirts, and Rena appeared in the doorway. She grabbed him by the arm and pulled him into the room. Reggie, she said proudly, I got two 'U's'! He stood silent a moment, and then the clock seemed to jump a tick. It seemed to Flunkie that it was the signal to fire. Shame on you! he said tersely. Rena grinned at him amiably. Shame nothing! Checrfully and none ehalantly she crossed the room to the mirror, taking out a tiny gold stick, she deliberately tinted her lips. Renal shouted her brother. She looked around impudently, her lips curled in a saucy smile. Who's deaf? Flunkie gasped and plumped himself down on the davenport. Rena, who was different, doing a common thing like that! He looked at the clock help' lessly. It clicked again, and somehow it gave him courage. He felt as if they were allies. Whatcha going to tell Mom? he ventured slowly. Rena had the audacity to laugh- Silly, same thing you always tell her, of course. Flunkie gulped, The same thing I what? Rena eyed him shrewdly, an amused twinkle in her eyes. Better close your mouth, Reggie, she advised. You look as if you had adenoidsf' Flunkie glared at her helplesslyg she smiled sweetly and continued, k'I'rn going to bluff it through just as you always do. You're absolutely hopeless, Reggie! Ever since your freshie days you've told me about the bright and clever things you can get away with. If you can, why can't I? Reggie jumped to his feet, the figure of outraged dignity. 'LRena Stewart, where did you get that lipstick? Why I bought it, Silly, you didn't s'pose Santa Claus left it did ja? Rena, I don't understand you, protested Flunkie weakly. Well, said Rena, slowly, We had an assembly the first day. Well, questioned her brother, irritably. Well, his sister continued, the President of the Student Council told us if we didn't know what to do, to follow in the footsteps of our senior 7-s brothers, and you are my senior brother, aren't you U. S. Grant Page Fiftyfone wwwwiimmiiiiiiKKInvKI1vmmnnnmmunu wwwmuiimmmmiiiiimmmumummiiiiiiii1innnnnnnmnmmmnmmmmnu mmm mmm wmumnumi mu Oh, my gosh! exclaimed Flunkie, as he stamped out of the room and slammed the door. There was only one thing for him to do, Flunkie decided, and he sup' posed he would have to do it. His air was the quiet, desperate air of a mar' tyr sentenced to be burned at the stake. Dinner that evening at the Stewart home was a very silent affair, but if either Mr. or Mrs. Stewart noticed it, they made no comment. The meal over, Flunkie bravely picked up his books fhe had always regarded them as a necessary adjunct to his wearing apparel, as important as his hatj, and walked slowly into the study, It was not long before Rena appeared in the doorwayg a second, and then she was gone. Soon, however, she returned, her arms loaded with books. She seated herself timidly across from him. Reggie, she whispered. He looked up frowning. Reggie, heres the lipfstick, but first hand over Dad's package of Camels. A half hour passed. The lipfstick and the cigarettes lay side by side on the table. Suddenly the telephone rang. Flunkie rose awkwardly to his feet. It's Louis, he mumbled with a bashful, boyish, half apologetic grin, but Rena was watching him skeptically. k'HellofLouis? Nope, I can't come overf' Rena was smiling at him across the table. Have I got a date7 He eyed his books. Yup, Louis, I've got a perma- nent one. PAULINE PRIGMORE. s- f il ' Page Fiftyftwo U. S.G1ant S.G MEMOIRS The Snowflake ROLLICKING, frollicking, gay little snowflake ,X Came dancing down on me one day, Why are you sitting there working and studying? Come, lct's to the hills away. lVIy downy white hrothers The gray hills have covered, ,lack Frost did his freezing part play, O'er the glistening blanket he hovered, he hovered, Come, answer thc call of the sleigh! Ah no, little snowflake, my work must be finished, Join thee I cannot today. Aye, strong is your tempting to leave all my toiling, But work always comes before play. There! look ye not sad now, for days there are coming When school hooks will he laid away, Then, I shall join you in rollicking freedom, Stay, little snowflake, ah stay! The gay little snowflake hut shruggingly fluttered Away to the skies so gray. But when came days of freedom from school hooks and studying, The world all in glossy white lay. fDOROTHY L. ANDERSON. fam Page Fiftyfthree MEMOIRS QTL e7XCy fBeing flQjected QAIREST maid of all, Whose name shall in my heart e'er ring, Filling me with a sullen sadness, akin to a deathly madness, You turned me out into a world unknown to gladness. It was so quick and unexpected, my head did surely sing. Many nights I came unto your home and did the doorfhell ring. And then one fateful eve I drove up to your door, I You came, and to me said, Hence and come no more! I staggered out to my old cart unable to see a thing, I climbed upon its well worn seat, and stepped down on the gas. I went back to my measly home and fell upon my bed, And while I lay there shedding tears a plan came in my head, I'd work hard for many years and a fortune great amass, And when you're Waiting for the car with your man with less than I, I'll drive right by in my sedan and hold my nose quite high. -HARRY GARDNER. Page Fzftyfour U. S. Grant MEMOIRS ' hitnrietl gl Cfdme grieved VEB since our high school was instituted in the fall of 1925 it has received support and aid from many organizations and individuals who have had the interests of the school at heart and who have desired to see us make a good start and to succeed in all of our enterprises. We students do appreciate this interest that has been taken in us and our organif Zation. However among this group that has helped us there is one organization that from the very first realized the hardships that must be endured by a new school and which desired and was willing to give us a helping hand. This organization is that of the Student Body of Benson Polytechnic School. The boys at Benson saw that the question of finances would be the first one to con- front the Student Body of Grant High so with the spirit of helpful friendlif ness they loaned our student body five hundred dollars for a period of three years without interest. With this money we were able to launch out into the deep and take our place beside the other schools in this city. This term we have been able to return that loan and with it a picture to symbolize the 'Lpioneer friendship between our two schools, but nothing that we can ever do can express our thanks and appreciation for the help from this Student Body of Benson Polytechnic. NORMAN SCOVILL. The Eugene Qonference year a Press Association Conference is held in Eugene under the auspices of the School of Journalism of the University of Oregon, to which delegates are sent from the different high schools of the state. Those who were sent from Grant this year were: Walter Heitkemper, President of the Student Bodyg Norman Scovill, EditorfinfChief of the Mef moirsg Leona Moyer, Associate Editorg Edmund Hall, Assistant Business Manf agerg Mignon Morgan, Girls' League Representative, and Miss Mary Gill, Faculty Advisor. Upon returning to school we wondered just what had been of the most benefit to us. We came to the conclusion that the inspiring talks of Eric W. U. S. Grant Page Fiftyffiue MEMOIRS Allen, Dean of Journalism, and Marshall Dana, Associate Editor of the Oregon Journal, far surpassed anything we had ever heard. The open discussions that were held at each conference were exceedingly helpful. They dealt with the problems that occur in publishing a magazine, from the printing, makefup, and financial points of view. Much credit is due to the committee of college students who so success' fully entertained us with a splendid banquet which was followed by the Colf lege Nite program. The latter was very cleverly put on by students from the college. We wish to thank the sorority and fraternity houses for the wonderful time that was extended to us during our stay. It is with the utmost pleasure that we are looking forward to the next conference. LEONA MOYER. Students Q5-Zlttention le YDLT were to hear of a tragedy the repetition of which could be lj avoided by and through your cofoperation g what would you do about it? There is just such a tragedy right in your midst. Yes-here at Grant! Read to the end of this article and see if this statement is not only true but very mild. The Domestic Science Department is here to stay. If you do not believe it ask Mr. Fletcher or Miss Ewer. They know! How? Why? Listen while the writer describes this breakfast served to these faculty members and you will know How and Why! Keep in mind that this was the very first time the Domestic Science Department of Grant entertained guests. The hostesses for this first social affair were Mary Ierisah, Veronica Hebert, Jessie johnson and Yvonne Herlick. The cooks were Edna Meyers, Hazel Magoon, LaVeda Jones and Hettie Parker. Now every breakfast for guests must have one or more hostesses, and every breakfast must have one or more cookswbut very few breakfasts are served by a waitress who knows just how to place food on the table and how to act when not serving. The waitress for this occasion was Carolyn joy. The baked apple was just right, the poached egg on toast was just right, the chocolate was just right, and the service was just right. Could one ask for more than perfection? No, not if my English teacher knows her subject for she says the adjective uperfectw cannot be compared. There are only nine girls taking Domestic Science this year. What a shame to let such a charming department, such excellent equipment remain Page Fiftyfsix U. S. Grant MEMOIRS unused five periods of the day. In other schools the department has to limit membership. Must we beg for it at Grant? Some girls think they cannot take Domestic Science in the college pref paratory course. They are mistaken. There are eight electives permitted. Why' not take a little Domestic Art or Domestic Science? The departments of Art, Home Economics, Mechanical Drawing and Manual Training are afforded that each student may have something besides English, Mathematics, and Latin to enjoy. These last three are fine subjects but every boy and girl likes to create or make something. The first menf tioned departments give each student a chance to use in a material way this perfectly normal desire. Now, Grantonians, what are you going to do about it? Shall we allow this equipment to be idle in our midst when it really means so much to a school, or shall we insist upon taking at least one of these subjects next term? How about it? It's up to you, and you, and you! There goes the bell-! 'F fuk! K+, WMHAW Tl! A V Q5'f .f . . '. ' 1-V .:'g1g5....i., ,Lg fy, aug . ' V-A EL -L ., ' -I -nfl is T21 .pzjx-..f-H R 1151 SSA ' ts, sig , J ' .4'f:54,1q.-is. ,fx 'Y --'kay-v ' 9- ,H - XX .W - :if ,mE.Qg2. - -5 f 4.. f-sf-,ni--5, ,W cg-.135-..:, pp-Q1--xi, j 71, U.- ,,---ts , k fwifgiv 1 iii? .: gT'7-?: :E . --Vw. U. S. Grant Page Fiftyfseveu. mmmunIIIJIIInInnnnmnnmmnnmI1III1IIImmnumuumnn Olficial Awards Presented Students in Typewriting L. C. SMITH TYPEWRITER BROS. SILVER PIN-Fifty words per minute OT more MILDRED MARTIN MARY FOSTER. DOROTHEA LAMBERT BRONZE PIN-Forty words per minute or more DOROTHEA LAMBERT ELFRED BLACKMORE MARY FOSTER MARIE MONGRAIN ALFRED PANZER CERTIFICATE-Thirty words per minute O1 move ELFRED BLACKMORE LOUISE CRAIG MARIE MONGRAIN JOHN WALKER ROYAL TYPEWRITER COMPANY GOLD PIN-Foftyffive words per minute ov' more MARY FOSTER CERTIFICATE-Thirty words per minute or more ANNA KOBIELSKI ELFRED BLACKMORE ALFRED PANZER MARGARET LOUGHERY DOROTHEA LAMBERT JOHN WALKER JO OLSSON UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITER COMPANY BRONZE PIN-Forty words per minute ov more MARGARET LOUGHERY DOROTHEA LAMBERT ELFRED BLACKMORE MARY FOSTER CERTIFICATE-Thirty words per minute OT more MARY FOSTER MARGARET LOUGHERY ALFRED PANZER LETA CRAWFORD DOROTHEA LAMBERT ANNE BRICKNELL JOHN WALKER MARY SINCLAIR LOUISE CRAIG JEAN SMITH YVONNE THRANE ESTELAINE WOOLFENDEN MARIE MONGRAIN HARRIET DUNPHY ANNA KOBIELSKI REMINCJTON TYPEWRILTER COMPANY SILVER PINfFoTty words pew- minute 01' more MILDRED MARTIN MARY FOSTER L ALFRED PANZER MARIE MONGRAIN CERTIFICATE-Twentyffive words per minute or more ALFRED PANZER ANNA KOBIELSKI LETA CRAWFORD JOHN WALKER DOROTHEA LAMBERT LOUISE CRAIG GEORGE SIMMONS Page Fiftyfeight U- S- GUN MEMOIRS Snhnnl nina Qlssemblies I E HAVE had many interesting assemblies this year. One of the first of QM these was early in October when Dr. Freeman spoke to us about his life and told us many interesting things about Indians. He also sang several Indian songs for us. At another assembly Billy Sunday talked to us and told several comical stories. Two of his companions played a selection on their trombones and sang. We all sang Brighten the Corner Where You Are with a great deal of pep. On October S, Walter Coss invited us to another Billy Sunday High School Night. Lieutenant Sherk, of the Portland Fire Department, talked to us about fire prevention. W. F. Woodward, of the school board, also spoke of fire prevention as related to schools. At an assembly on October 21, John Walker of the Hi Y's gave a cup to be presented to the student who, in the eyes of the faculty, had done best in scholarship, athletics and service to the school. On November 10, Miss Mulf heron, of the Public Library, spoke on good books. Walter Girard told us about Armistice Day and called for a safe and sane defence. The following week, Leslie Crouch told us of a plan to preserve Old Ironsidesv and urged us to contribute a small sum in order to help this good cause. John Paul Jones told of his namesakes stirring adventures on the Bonhomme Richard, of the value of navy training and the necessity of a navy. Mr. Taylor, a U. S. sailor, played several selections on the piano for us, which were greatly enjoyed, Dr. Youngston spoke on Theodore Roosevelt. During the Community Chest Drive, an assembly was held at which Leona Moyer and John Skinner spoke of their visits to the Waverly Baby Home and Boys and Girls' Aid Society. Moving pictures were shown illustratf ing the worthiness of the Community Chest Fund. We were all urged to contribute. On November 25, Mr. Bitner presided at our assembly. The Daddies' Club gave us a little taste of the fun they were going to have at their vaudeville. John Goss, Bernard Moore, Lindsey Wilson and Munro Redman sang, accompanied by Richard Baum. Besides these notable assemblies several others have been held and enjoyed. During the football season a great many pep assemblies were held. The cheer -leaders urged us on to wild warhoops, and the drum corps drummed out volf umes of pep that no doubt helped a great deal during our several exciting games. BETTY RAYMOND. U. s. Gram Page Fifwfnmf wwwwrmwwwrrunmmnml-num111w1wwwwwwwwwummmnunvun DADDIES CL UB VA UDEVILLE On Friday evening, December 4, the Grant High School Daddies' Club presented a highly successful program in the gymnasium of the school. The performance was given to raise sufficient funds to defray the expenses of the extensive survey that was made by the club in the interests of the school. There were ten numbers on the program, which included music by the school orchestra and stunts by the Daddies and men of the faculty. Every act was thoroughly enjoyed by the audience and the show as a whole was declared a huge success. ' THE EUGENE TRIP Five delegates from Grant attended the sixth annual high school confer' ence at Eugene on December 4 and 5. The representatives were: Walter Heitkemper, Norman Scovill, Leona Moyer, Mignon Morgan, and Edmund Hall. They reported that they received many suggestions and a great deal of benefit out of the several conferences and lectures. OPEN HOUSE The second annual open house exhibit of the Grant High School was held Friday evening, November 20. All of the rooms in the main building had dis' plays and exhibits of the work done in the classes this term while in the gym- nasium the boys' and girls' gymnasium classes put on a demonstration of their work. The orchestra furnished music and the drum corps was also present with its usual pep and spirit. The purpose of Gpen House is to give parents a chance to see what work is being done by the pupils and to become acquainted with the faculty. It is planned to make this an annual affair at Grant and it is hoped that it always may be as great a success as it was this year. page Sixty U. S. Grant MEMOIRS S. GRANT HIGH SCHOOL OF U. OTBALL TEAM FO SCHOLASTIC FIRST INTER C F0 Q Q D 3 ev 'U 9 UQ 0 Q? X 1-r K? O 5 Q MEMOIRS ' 5 o .. 0 , Q l'g f1. ?lX x4 1495? g i a N ' ED .ff ,ff 7 2 Q Q ' ,ff ,f - ' all G Q3 ,fl -ri X 5, ' , 5 Goofball i. HE U. S. Grant eleven has just completed a most successful season on the gridiron. After playing only one season of independent ball, Grant entered the Public High School League to play the best teams in the city. At the first of the season the other high schools expected Grant to be a stepping stone in their race for first honors in the league. Grant not only proved a worthy opponent but won the respect and admiration of all the teams by her fighting spirit. In the seven games which Grant played she marched off the field in triumph twice and played one tie game. This is a showing that any team might be proud of, on entering the league. Fourteen men of the first squad made their letters by participating in oneffourth of the games and by passing in three subjects and by remaining for practice until the end of the season. Those who made first team letters are: Anstey, Captain Backstrom, W. Browne, Caldwell, Charlton, Corkett, Dun' ham, Gleason, Captainfelect Harrington, Horsfeldt, Lillie, Schmitt, Tarbell and Wells. Bob Schmitt, husky guard, made one of the All Star teams of the city, while Gleason, end, was placed on one of the second teams. Lillie, Caldwell, Charlton and Backstrom all received honorable mention. Lillie might have made all star tackle if he had not received an injury in one of the early games. During the season Grant's forward wall was accepted as an equal to any other in the league. The second team has just completed a successful season also. They have won a majority of their games with the second teams of other schools. Cn the second teams rest the future of Grants football ability. As an encouragement, Coach Wharfield will also issue letters to second team men. Those receiving letters are: Abelson, Blair, J. Brown, Buck, Frietag, Fisher, Garretson, Kirk, Kingsbury, Lutz, IVIcClung, lVlcCormick, lVlcCrowsky, Miller, Shaw, Silver' man, Snipes, Volz, Young and Goss. Next fall should see an increase over this number of candidates, and the prefseason predictions point to a winning team from U. S. Grant High School. HAROLD FRAUENDORF. Page Sixtyftwo U, S, Cmnt C 0 A C H W H A R F I E L D MEMOIRS CQACH RUNDQUIST Edward Gleason Arthur ChaRlton Lyle HArrington JohN Walker Edward AnsTey EuGene Tarbell Eldon CaldwEll Tom DuNham Spike WElls IeRry'l Lillie Stan IAloff Lloyd Backstrom Bob Schmitt CGACH SIMPSON lnterclass iBasketball C A 0 A C H E I L E R T S 0 N 7' X T the end of the interclass basketball tournament the sophomores car' Lg , ried off first honors while the juniors finished second. The cellar fi Y position was occupied by the freshmen, with the seniors one step ahead. All of the games were played after school in the gym where eager fans enjoyed the contests and hoped for the opening of the regular season. Lettermen, lacing excluded from playing, tried their hand at coaching some of the teams. The games as a whole were successful hoth to the players and the coach. The scores of the various games ire Sophomores Ql4j Sophomores Q 8 J Sophomores Q 6 J Juniors Q27j juniors Q14-J . . Seniors Ql4j . . . U. S. Grant V .... Vs V ..... V5 .... V5 . V3 .... QlOj Freshmen . Q51 Juniors . Q2 J Seniors Q 5 J Freshmen . Qllj Seniors QIOQ Freshmen Page Szxryftlwee MEMOIRS BASKETBALL As football is now over Grant has diverted her attention to basketball. The season will be a hard one as Grant has entered the Public High School League. Grant has one advantage over other teams as she has had the same team from last year to play again. This will be a great help. At the call of Coach Eilertsen about thirty boys turned out for practice. This squad was later thinned to less than twenty, The first game that Grant played was against Camas. The game was played at Grant where a group of eager fans witnessed a fast and snappy game, ending in a win for Grant. The coach took the team on a little Hbarnstormingw invasion to Astoria and Seaside. The boys making the trip were Lillie, Backstrom, Walker, Charlf ton, Horsfeldt, Jaloff and Caldwell. The game at Astoria was one of the best games a fan could wish to see. The score was tied at the quarter, half and second quarter, finally ending in a 19 to 13 win for Grant. This was the first time in several years that the Astoria team has met defeat on their home floor. The game was fast, snappy, and bitterly contested until the last whistle. The Seaside game proved to be a 42 to 15 victory for the Generals. The Grant quintet passed very well and played a good game. The game was fast in spots but also a little rough. Walker starred as guard, while Lillie, Hors' feldt and Jaloff also played stellar roles and accounted for most of the points. After the game the boys were treated cordially by the Seaside team. After another week of practice the Generals will start the league games. Grant's schedule includes: January 11, Grant at Vxfashington. January 15, Roosevelt at Grant January 22, Grant vs. Commerce at Washiiigton january 26, Benson at Grant February jefferson at Grant. February G-rant at Franklin. February 12, Lincoln at Grant. February Grant at Roosevelt. February Franklin at Grant. February 26, Washingtcnn at Grant March 1, Grant vs. Lincoln at Benson. March 4, Grant at Jefferson March 8, Commerce at Grant March 12, Grant at Benson Grant's prospects for a winning team are good. She has met no defeat in the prefseason games. She cannot win without your support! Come out and root for U. S. Grant! Page Sixtyfour U' SA GNN! MEMOIRS H01-T HALL VVAITE Under the caption, Dear Old Waite, Waite High School of Toledo, Ohio, realistically describes the background in which their school is located and also puts that much desired spirit into it which would make any team fight for its school: A palace on a hillside, Where a river sweeps belovvg A home of golden windows Wrought by sunsets crimson glow. To the strains of Cn! Waite High School! Martial music in our ears, We'll pledge our love and honor And our service through the years. -RUTH NICGINNIS. AT OTHER HIGH SCHOOLS I will give S4000 to the high school student who writes the best essay on the preservation of timber, said the Honorable Martin L. Davey, when he talked in the auditorium, under the auspices of the League of Women Voters. Congressman Davey, who has made a study of forestration, realizes the mistake the American people are making in their reckless disregard of forests. He is trying to do his part in pointing out to the younger generation the necessity of the preservation of timber. fRetina.j Lincoln High is trying to form a band to play at the games. Good luck to you, Lincoln: a band surely puts spirit into the team. The HifY's promoted a Hello Dayu at Lincoln to help students to get better acquainted. According to the Tech Pep a former student has been employed as announcer at Radio Station KDKA fPittsburgj. Hovv's this for getting along in the world? The names of all the students and faculty were published in the Christmas issue. U. S.Gm11t Page Sixtyffive MEMOIRS iiiiiiinmiiiwiwiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiii :ss-ffffiiffi V: V HELEN PEARSON I The Big Tattle The Little Squeal V LEONA MOYER I 'Y Agatha VValfIour's Love Torn Colyiim Dear Miss Walflour: How can I keep my rebellious curls down? Aivios LAWRENCE. Dear Amos: Have you tried using thumb tacks? TAGATHA VVALE1.oiiR. 4' 'le Dear Miss Walfloiirr How can I get pearly white teeth? CONNIE Fox. Dear Connie: Wi'itc to Powers Ivory Importers and they will supply you. AGATHA WAi.ifLcJUa. 'I' 'i' Dear Miss Vifalfloui: I am to be married soon. Vvlhat should I have to start housekeeping? BETTY TAET. Dear Betty: I think the most essential articles with which to start housekeeping are flj a piekfax to greet your husband with after 10:30 and flj a steamfshovel to get him up for breakfast. AGATHA VXIALFLOUR. 'ie 'I' Dear Miss Vifalflour: Can you suggest a way in which I can keep the students in their seats until the second bell rings? MRS. KELLY. Dear Ivfrs. Kelly: You might try using glue on the chairs. AGATIIA WALIJLOUR. Page Sixtyfsix Dear Miss WdlfICJ1L7f Is the Senate the upper or the lower house? MILTON BUCK. Dear Nlilton: The Senate is the other house that is which ever one Corgress isn't. .AHATHA XXVALELOLQR. 'I' 'I- Dear Miss Vxfalflour: I am very puzzled and as you have helped others I am coming to you for aid. Ivly problem is this. Shall I marry a beau' tiful girl or a sensible one? Hmwitv IJOUNSBURY. Dear Harvey: I am afraid you'll never be able fo marry either. A beautiful girl could do hetter and a sensihle one would know better. .AIIATHA WALEi.oUR. 'ifwlv Dear Miss Vifalflour: How can I get more practice in shoot- ing baskets? I am hashful and don't like to practice in front of the team. JERRY LTLLIE. Dear ferry: Yours is indeed a difficult problem but I believe I have the solution. Have you tried shooting the erasers into the Venti' lator of your room? ,AGATHA WALELOUR. U. S. Grant MEMOIRS Dear Miss Walflourz I have a friend who is to be married, soon, for the second time? Do you think I ought to send him another wedding present? JOHN WALKER. Dear john: Certainly. Would you let bravery go unrewarded? AGATHA WALFLOUR. Dear Miss Walflour: What would you suggest for a rich uncle who is very feeble and walks with difficulty? Erwoon HARRIGAN. Dear Elwood: How about a few banana peels? ACATHA WALFLOUR. WANT ADS WANTED-A caddie to haul around the staff typewriter. Apply at Memoirs office. LUTIIADA FARMER. WANTED -Anyone having experience as a safefcracker, apply at locker 70. Any time after school. Liberal reward of one sandwich from my lunch is oi' fered. JOHN WALKER. WANTED S- By a respectable girl, her passage to New York. Will take care of children and a good sailor. WANTED-A boy to be partly outside and partly behind a counter. Apply at cafeteria, any lunch hour. WANTED-An acre of good land where' on to start a poultry ranch. DOROTHY DAvis. MADAME L. POWELL Beauty Specialist Warts amputatcd Hairflips shampooed Dimples dug Carbuncles refset Glass eyes beveled and stained Pug noses turned down Crows feet manicured Muddy complexions filtered Our candidate for the Dumbell Dora's is the girl the doctors won't give ether to because they are afraid they won't know when she's unconscious. LOST AND FOUND PLEASE return to Nolan Holt IO lbs., lost somewhere between Memoirs office and Mrs, Smith's room. LOST-One side of a highly valued muse tache. Persons are known to have taken same. Return to Bob Pilkington. FOR SALE LADY wishes to sell her piano as she is going abroad in an iron frame. A GOOD bull dog. Will eat anything. Is very fond of children. O ' B R Y A N T'S Sock Exchange The Latest Things in Wild Cat Socks Our Motto: Our runs run up and not down. HORSVFELDT AND SONS Dealers In Banana Oil, ApplefSauce, Balloon juice, Baloney A. JENSEN AND D. DAVIS Bavbarous Shoppe We Shingle and Thatch All Kinds of Roofs DAUGHTERY AND DUNHAM Hash and Kurry Dog Pond Butcher Shop We Specialize In Hot Dogs and BolonyfMostly Bolony U. S. Grant Page Sixtyfseven MEMOIRS iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiumiiimuiiiiiiiiiiiwi ininiiiiiiiiiiImnmunmmmni '1l 0 ll ,1 44 .i . li.. , l . . ,, . l TOO TRUE Little words of wisdom, Little words of bluff, Make our teachers tell us, Sit down, that's enough. PFPX4 LaVeda Jones: I like amusing the best. Sarcastic Voice in the Hall: Yes, men shes always amusing mine. PI4PI4 Mrs, Ward: But how can you sup' port my daughter? Thirty dollars won't even pay your rent. Scotty: Surely, Mrs. Ward, you don't mean to say that you'd charge Dot and me rent?n P1454 Margaret Barrett: I wish fate had made me a man. Dick Harper: He did. I'm him. P1444 lvlr. Woodward: I'd have you know that my daughter sprang from a line of peers. John Young: L'Well, I jumped off a dock once myself. P14 K4 Steady, you barely missed running over that woman. If she hadn't jumped-i' 'LOh, that is only my wife, and the doc' tor said she needed exercise. P14 PI4 He laughs best who has given his debate. Page Sixtyfeight Tim thinking of marrying vlackfi So am I. Know anybody that has any1 ' 'X4PX4 Absentfminded Man fopening a mummy easel: I think it's perfectly disgusting the length of time some people spend in a telephone boothf' P1444 Absentfminded Professor flooking at newly-arrived tripletsj: 'iMighty kind of them to send samples. Tell them welll keep the one with the blue eyes and send the other two back. PIIPX4 Charlton: uThieves broke in while we were at dinner. In fact we were eating our soup. Horsfeldt: Oh, so of course none of you heard anything. PI4PI4 Salesman: 'LParuon me. but I have an attachment for you typewriter. Manager: All right, but donit bother her during her working hours. P1454 Dumb Frosh: L'Do they ring two bells at this school? Wise Junior: Naw, they ring the same one twice. P14 P14 Tit: 'kDid you hear. 'The Chimney SwalloW'?,' Tat Qgreatly embarrassedj: That wasn't the chimney, that was me. U. S. Grant MEMOIRS r I ,V I ,IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'IIII,IIIIIIIIIIIIIIvwIIIIIIII4IIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I....- ' .. .. .., -,.,..,....I....I,.-,,,,.. ,... --,.- ,,., - ,,, ..,-I...-,,I..,,..-,...-,,,. I I T :fi- 5 , F ' 1 - I . I ,. I ,, T - 'nik - 2 E -E H - . ' I T rf ,: 1' 'ef Y. I FTIUI? TT 1 farm? -rglnkff 4,fffg:rf'Ts:i1-M , , 'f I gig: 'il 'f ,,, .15 C55 'rg rrf , Iiiqmg ' 5 ., 4 'f '-1! Q I 1 ll! 53' N, I M, 1 li: K5 :qu ue sm' in an Eine -IIA f , ,f wifi! Ig M gg, :il EFI :In pn l::VY1'4+if-lnhigf f v ,,f-I-Hr! ' wi, 'I I , A TI 555 HI ZH :ll ' 1 f H' f I 1-ww, ' 1 4,5155 'rr ns :nf za: ss: :SS u.,,gqIfI'a: I , ' fi EEE E55 TTI W S52 ESB I I, 5 szaszzsei iiifw: If E 'TT il? --,Ir-'I' rrr 5 'ww Ifjf-' I 3' I flxlkimkz-E. -.: ::: nazi,-:f lag I, . I ' I 1 T X Jil- ff gg T Q 91 , ,ifp 5 ! X we Wm I IT 1-'fff E-X T E ' 2 E I ' L I I - I I I Before and After T T T T T G R A D U A TI O N i 5 5 I I I T MAKE T T T L , oft an S QUTI tore I T P I cl' O S I 1 I I Your S tore i i I f I ! I I E T I T 5 I i 'csususuzn new l - 4 I A f THE QUALITY STORE -' ' A or PQQTLAND. OREGON , E KIKVM SYIYM MODPKSON, ALDEH SYS I I E I I-uu1nu-nu1nu--nn-un-nu-nn-nn-vuu1un1nu-mn-nu--nuruulnu-olun1nnn-uniuniun1nu-uu-uuinuif U. S. Grant Page Sixtyfnme MEMOIRS my 1 i iimnilnimullnllmmiimiii ! riw--im-im- - --mi ---- mi-nu- n-img I I 2 QuA1.r'ri' AND senvrcri smcu 1390 1 I M.x1N 0269 I I I - I i Martm 6? Forbes Co. L Q FLORISTS I I I 354 XVASHINC-TON sriuser Poximxu OREGON I I I I.. ,,,, - .,., .. ..., .. E.. .... ---- I - - :-mi-- lvlary had a little lamb YOu've heard this tale before: But have you heard she passed her plate And had a little more? P14 PX' Angry Parent fstriding into dimly lighted roomjz Young man, I'll teach you to make love to my daughter! Daring Dan: Wish you would, old boy: I'm not making much headway. PF PF Miss Friendly: '-Vfhy don't you pick up your feet? lim Banfield: Because it's collegiate. P14 P14 A VVAKEFUL FEATURE lwlotherz Is Daddy asleep? Rohn York: Yes, mother---all except his nose. PF P14 PUFEED UP First lvlosquito: Wliat happened to Cousin Swampy? He's all puffed up this morning. Second Mostiuito: He bit Lloyd Back' str-om last night. riuyim,-.m,..w,-,,,,... ,-g ..5f 1, -1 .. ..gn.-. I I 1 FI. CTRIL XX IRI C' REP-KIRINt' SUI PLIE I T AiiL1AxCr' 5 I . . I Plerce-Tomlmson I ELECTRIC COMPANY Q i 92 FIFTH STREET g it PORTLAND, OREGON T Till!!1IlIliIIX'1Illl1-IIIiIIII1 llIIv1IllIiIllI1 Sitllliillllj Page Seventy iwmumuunumlummm . , , '-nn-uniuninninn-nu1nu--nn-mi--nu-nn-un-I T T DRUGS, TOILETRIES SCHOOL sUPrfL1Es N Q fb cm Q. m9 'U :- Q 'Q 3 Q O 'sd Prescription Specialists Give Our Soda Fountain a Try 'P ..... O O I D G . a OE 512 sa 'rev li. :sc U1 O 5 FD 4 I a F.. I I I I I I I I I I I I x40 UQD-iq egg C sv Bm F-3,UQ :sp-:Lg wg . Qwfl 559- Ill N512 if S W: 2-E553 NE ,org rv fo 295 f3:z e-Q52 call an old woman a witch and she is in- dignant. Call a girl a 'kitten' and she rather likes itg call a woman a 'cat' and she hates you. Women are queer. If you call a man a gay dog, it will flatter him: call him a pup, a hound, Or a cur, and he will try to alter the map of your face. He dOesn't mind being called a hull or a hear, yet he will ohject to being mentioned as a calf or a cub. Men are queer, too. PY PI' A golfer took a nasty aim: Then through the air his driver sped. He tore his sock upon a rock. Great goshfa hole in one, he said. 'EPB The students who think these jokes are poor Worild straightway change their views Could they compare the jokes we print Vfith those that we refuse. :I I-1III-nn- -'m--iw-ni.-iminn-,,,,1,,,.--,,,-,-- REAL BARBECUE MEAT 1 SAN DWICHES MATT'S PLACE CHILI AND TAMALES T Served or Taken Out I E 1424 SANDY BOULEVARD 4Iu:1ln:- 1 1 1Minn-nutm,..,,,,1.,,,1,,,g1,,..l U, S. Grant . MEMOIRS mimi ,ta it no 1 .t Y mwwiwwm .u1,m11....11.-111. if l I . W.. I ff f I 1 f f, . '- i V: T QWQQQEM I - I ss M' if I .5512 5 -' ' ' f ' ... all I .VE5tT. A I 54- 1 if-so I I : One of the I Novrhwcsfs I Great Banks I l-i.,.. .- - T.. .-.,- .- - - - .- ummm 1i1i111Tiiitiummlmmwiwl , ,T ,-1 1 1 .Wm H mt.. . .1 . SUCCESS Don't overlook the fact that Thrift is a major factor in your Success. A Savings Account herc at the United States National teaches Thrift. Our Liberty Bell Savings Banks are for Home sa1.'i-ngs. C768 United States National Bastian Bm-'nallway amd Si,iS2l'u, all Stains. EDUCATICN-A BASIS FOR SUCCESS I - I-IE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON offers a thorf T ough training, hased on high scholarship and 2 liberal culture. Wrirk is offered in the following professional 2 hools' I sc . T Architecture and Allied Arts Medicine T Business Administration Music 5 Education Physical Education I journalism Sociology T Law Social Work T Other fields are open to the student through the T College of Literature, Science and the Arts, the T tension Division and the Summer Schools The UNIVERSITY of OREGON I XV'rite no Rcgnstmv, Univwstty of O-rcgon, Eugene, for ' catalogue and 1'l'lfO'l'YYILlf101l about the Umiicruly. l-.,.:....,1-....-... ........ , U. S. Grant - -,.,,- I ---- ....-.....-H.. Page Seventy one I Nu- I MEMOIRS iiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iriiiirrriiiimr-rimmr F' ' m 'n' 'M' ' ' ' - '- 'im' T - - T - - MQ BROADWAY PHARMACY I Complete Line of Drugs, Stationery and School Supplies l E Try Our Fountain Service .md Candies T l GARFIELD 0213 EAST TWENTY-FOURTH AND BROADWAY E E i-....-....-..........-i,-...,-....-..... - - - -...-r..-....-....-..,.-....-,...-..,,-,..,-.........,..,...-....-.,...l TI-IRILLSU I felt his soft breath on my cheek, And the gentle touch of his hand. His presence near me Seemed a breeze on desert sand. He deftly sought my lips, My hands he did unfold, And then he broke the silence with Shall the filling be silver or gold? PFPX1 Miss Young: How were your examif nations? h Miss Friendly: '-A complete success. Everybody flunkedf' P11 PF Clothing Salesman: 'LThere you are, sir. Those trousers look good on you. Modern Youth: 'kThen I don't want them. I want something thatis stylish, PF P14 Breathless Butler ffifteen years irencej: -'The chauffeur is running away with your wife, sir! Backstrom Cyawningj: XVhat's he running for7'l PFPI1 'Mrs Coon: This plant belongs to the Begonia family. Visitor: Ah! And you are taking care of it whiie they are away7 How sweet of you. I--mul -mi1mi-un-.rm--ui-un-un-uri- ,ml-I Compliments of 1 I I E A FRIEND i 'Tis sornetlmig to be willing to corrmieiiclg bat my best praises is tliat I am your frieiiclf, i....,-....- .,,. -...,-...,- - -- - -. - Page Seveiityftwo A jolly young chemistry tough Vv'hilc mixing a compound of stuff, Touched a match to the vial, And after a while, They found his front teeth and a cuff. PX4 PF Freidel: Do you like women that talk all the time as well as others? Harder: Wliat others? PBPX4 Said the raindrop to the pile of dirt: Now your name is mud. 'EPB The joke Editor wishes to apologize for this poor set of jokes, as he was unable to get a picture of George Perkins. PI4 P11 Ben Zeen: I know a joke about crude oil. Carry Zeen: uSpring it. Ben Zcen: It's not refined. P14 P14 'kOh! I can't play a pickle, but I play a piccololi' I can't tuna fish! I can't tuna fish, although I run up and down the scales. '14 P14 Somebody knows a man that ate green peas and drank olive oilfhe is now ball bearing in every joint. 1. .... - .... - ,... - .,.. - ,... - .... - .... - ,... - .... - .... .. ,.., - ,... 1 Delicious FirstfClass Butter Popcorn EXTRA LARGE BAGS T GRANT HIGH SCHOOL T i 5 i Frank the Popcorn Man 1 K'Horse's Name Is Napoleon. T j Q -mi- ri-mi-im-mr-mi-mi-im-im--m--in-mi-J U. S, Grant ,m..,,... 1 .. 1 .1 1iiii-nn1cm1uni- - 'I I I. I I I I I I I I EI QQ. -U5 OE 39 'Ta-r 55. D if Sf' rv'- mil' nfl. gm rv, Pi 1 Sanders 6? Co. SERVICE GROCERS How I wonder what you are. Fortyfeight or sweet sixteen? PX4 PF FAMOUS SAYINGS Johnny Miller: Prove it that you can. Elizabeth Corby: Thut's one consola- tion. Genevieve Grisham: To my advanf tagef' Lois Edson: Gee, I'm pretty. Rose Bozish: 'LGee, you're bright. John Goss: I love me. Louise Anstey: 'KI-Iurry up, Marion. FF PX4 He: I love a girl like you. She: XVho is she? PF PI4 Very few hoises eat salmon but one day way down south I saw a horse with quite a bit in his mouth. PX4 PX' Anxious IvIother: Bob, are you sure you killed all the germs in baby's milk? Son: Yes, mother, I ran it through the meat chopper twice ' ... 1 1 1pm1:1i1 .. 1 .1 1 1 .. -Nm.. .. .. 1 -inning-inn:uii1nn1iiu-iiu- 1 -mw- QPQ gm 808 E. BROADWAT AT ZSTH STREET PHONE GARFIELD 1187 What is your occupation, aloe? Oh, I black berries and make aprif cots in a boarding house. 'Fi La Veda Iones: I hope the people will notice my new hat. He: They won't unles you wear longer skirts! '14 P14 Mabel: How are you getting along at school, Percy? Percy: Oh, all right. I'm trying to get ahead. you know. Mabel: L'Goodiiess knows, you need one. PF H4 Miss Clair: What should you do for a health habit when you come to school? Grace Astrup: Rest! PF 'If Two negro children went to a fair for the first time. One ordered a drink of soda water, and after tasting it cried: Come heah, Mandy, this tastes like your foot's asleep. PF PX' He did not want to hurt him so he pulled the trigger easy. F .... - .... -....-. --....... ------- I.- .... - ,... ... .... -....- ,... -.-. ..-. , . ...i I I STUDENT PORTRAITS 1 I I A U N E S T U D I O I I I i'portla11d's popular photographer I , 839 MoRGAN BUILDING I I I I A real photographer for young men and women! I I I. 7-...,-im-..iI- - - .. - - - - - - U. S. Grant - - - - - - - - ......,-....-,.,.-....-....J Page Seventyfthree MEMOIRS iiumimm imiiimmmuiiiiiiiiuiiiimiimiirivinimiwmimiiiiiiim m1,m1 1 1m1m11,1111m1ml1m,1.im.-mi1im1m.-W1,m1m....pm-.,m1.lm-.liii1 1 1 1 11...-Q V i I , E i KEEP YOUR SAVINGS IN A SAVINGS BANK i i L I THIS BANK HAS L TWO KINDS OF l 1 INTEREST AND PERSONAL l T l 5 i g Oldest Trust Company wi Oregon T i-..........-.........,- ..-....-....-....- -,...-.. -........,.-....-......,..-.....,... ...... .......-.....T Little Izzy: I'm not going to school Ulerry says he comes from a high strung today 'cause we gotta work too hard. faniilyfl Iz1y's Mother: Wliy do you have to k'Yes, I understand his uncle was a Work SO hard Izzy? horsefthief in Arizona. Izzy: 'KI don't know, hut the teacher ,B ,F said that we would have a caloused thenics M I after today-S Clagseg Q- Doctor: You are now nearing the great divide. 'F 'F Old Grasper: Yv'ell. I hope I get my Edwin McKnight: 'iSee here, old dear, glmref' some day I'll give you a piece of my P11 X1 mind. Iohn McAellOch: k'You're foolish to dir -. Benson: Higgins looks terrihly heat , . . . .. UP- Vlde up 3 lmle dung hke that' Bronsley: Yes, he gave an address on 'F 'X' Look Straight Ahead in Life, last night, Judge: Young mlm, y0u'1-C running and there were six crossfeyed men in the amuckf' front row. He: No, sir: a Stutzf' 'I' 'I' 'X' 'X' Miss Von: Late again. Mr. Wagner: 'kXVho discovered iron? Harry Gardner: Sh, not a word, Miss Nolan Holt: Somebody smelt it. Von, so am I. Vu.,-. ----- ...i-..........-ii..-H..-....--...i..i...-,..i-....-ii..-H..-H..-.... ----- 1 -mi-E I l I P I A N O J AZZ i 12 LESSONS 12 I I BEGINNERS OR ADVANCED L Popular Songs taught with swing and 5 I accent which supplies that intangible l i usoinethingll so Often lacking in pianists. T T We teach 1001 different breaks, fillers, endings, spacers, etc. T I PORTLAND'S LEADING RAGTIME SCHOOL E l Q 4 W AT E R M A N l g PIANO SCHOOL L 312 COLUMBIA BUILDING OVER RIVOLI THEATER I -mi-i:..-...i-....-....-...........-..,,-i.i.-....-..i.-mi-ni.-...i-...i-.ii-H..-im-....-....-H...-.......i...-.....-.....-.....-, Page Severityffour UAS,G1lmt MEMOIRS IIIIIIIIII I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII -..I-..I.I I I S I I , I I i I I I I I Z I 3 I I I I I I S I E I I I I S I i I E I I -...-..I-I - nn E 'U 'J' O rr O an P3 I3 O- IIII1IIII rm UQ P-1 O C 'O fn E, rr E' m. 5. rn C O Im- of Memoirs W e r e I I taken by VanDyck. I 5 2 I 1-1-.1 I I I 5 - I I I I i : I I 5 5 I I I I I I I I I I I I I E I I I I I 'I ' I , am gr I II rn I I T I PHOTOGRAPHY AND ART T I I 404 WASHINGTON STREET I E I I 5 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I NEW adams, 434 washington I I Street, opposite the New XVash- T g ington Hotcl. S I 2 I The new studio IS complctcly I 5 and handsomely furnished, em' l I ploying thc latest Hollywood I Klc'g light . E L l 5 I I U. S. Grant Page Seventyffiuc MEMOIRS - 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1I111.11m,1m,1,m11m1,,,,1nu1uu1.,,,1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1i:n-5 Open the 'Year Around DECKER BUSINESS CGLLEGE 1 Alisky Building, Portland, Oregon Choose 'Your Subjects and I Specialize WE PLACE OUR GRADUATES 1nn1nn.-nn1nn-- 1 1inn-ini-my-uni-un-nuinii Ed Hall fto secondfhand shop sales' manj: 'Tm looking for a freak hat to wear to a carnival. S. H. S. S.: L'Cocked? Ed Hall: I said a hatg not a gun. H1 PI4 Beauty Specialist: A Massage? Miss Gill: 'LYeS. Beauty Specialist: 'kMachine or hand? Miss Gill: Just my face, please. 'If P14 Dorothy Taylor: What do you think of mud for a beautii'ier? Frances Bliss: VJell, it hasnt done much for the turtle. PF PF Babe Covington: 'iCatchy music isn't it? Bob Dick: k'Vs7ell, it ought to he with all those traps. 1,,..1,,,,1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 I nn...im1im1nn1nu1.nn1nu-nu-un-nn-nu-. -: 1- .1.11,,,,1un1mr1nu1im1..1 1 1 1 1 1.1.1, Where are y ou going, m y pretty maid? UI am going a milking, sir, she said. 'iln that dress, my pretty maid? No, you dumbfbell, in this bucket. 'EPB XVow, wow! wow! wow! cried the six' months' old. L'Four balls and I walk, said the base' ball player father as he jumped out of bed. V14 PF Sanders: Vv'hat is the difference be' tween a fish and a fool?l' Rogers: 'Tll bite, what is the differ' ence?M Sanders: l'Well, if you bite, there isn't any difference. H4 P14 Bale: Did you ever have paralysis? Redman: Yeah, but I shook it off. l FINE CHAIRS AND L DAVENPORTS LIKE THIS L you will find at t i, U i L Wi. ifizf ifdf ill g gl l l l flivf , . ... , il g. HOME FURNLYHIEY r rf' m,.,...,.Eiiw 5: E 402' 81 SAND f T -rvlllggflllrfigfgllil 5.-i I ' ponTl.ANn. one. Y T i ll- 'align ml' AllkAYe. Pricedhlmw i 2 in 'eeping wit our 5 SUBURBAN ADVANTAGES and Sold on Special '-3,:,1,,,11,,,f1nu1m,1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Page Seventyfsix Easy Terms -- 1u-1-un-nu-iui-nn--iin- - -nu-mi-nu--i U. S. Grant MEMOIRS IIIIIIIII . I IIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIInuminumuwiiii IIIIII run-Imiln-.Im.-W.-,I..1m1IIII1m-ml-.m.- ,Im ...ml 1 .. 1 1 1 1 1 .-.1 -.Im-i JAZZPARKERE TEACHES SONG HITS FROM l l l SHEET MUSIC TO ADULTS I I I WITH NO PREVIOUS KNOW- I S In LEDOE OF PIANO OR MUSIC, 2 I I IN 10 LESSONS FOR ONLY S10 I I B k 2 to 7 p. m. OO S T 151 FOURTH ST. L SUNIOUCYY 3'd Flon' Office Supplies 1 - 1nI-u-uI-u1n--u-- 1 1u-m- ' I I Gifts I You thought that T Radio T This was a poem, 5 , I . 5 But we wrote It this I Offlce Furmture I VJay to fool you. I I 5, ,F Always,at I lwline eyes have seen the glory of the Q . I coming of the Ford, and my soul goes I The J. K. CO. I rattling on. I 'X' 'F I Booksellers and Stationers T That girl reminds me of a leaky rooff' I Fifth and Stark Streets I Howzat7 5 2 --She meds 3 5hingI6A l-.v-,II- .....I.-....-Iii.-..I.-...I-...I-I...-I...-.....l 'F 'F -Im ------ I .. - -I -. -I...-III Tom Handley: Vv'ere you ever in Holf I i land? F , I D I 2 N. Gleason: No, but I have been ir. I wnma eszgns fm' Any and L Dutchh., 5 All OCCdS107QSfFlOM'8YS -if rx- I Dorothy T,: Olsson is an awful talker. 5 HOUSE OF FLOWERS Frances Ashby: VUhy donit you gag l h .T : Cr L TABOR 0738 -VTH AND SANDY Q Dorothy T.: lf l did shcid chew the I rf' ' 5 43 I .--I- - I.. - .-. I-I...--,,...1... - I-...Is T'III-Im-III.-mi-III.-Im-I-II-II..--III.-.III-III--II..-WI! FM, -,,I,,,,,,,-.,,,,,,,,,I-,,,,,,,i,,,,,,,,,-,,,,,- -,Im-,I 5 MII -.I-llk I : f I MRMERCER --III ?STI,?, I I I The TIE SHOP I I -...3:mI.I:g:,N ite, is now III.III.Igf I E if'S d Tie, LU8 lZEL'L'6 if 3 4.v11E3222iEg1315Ej?iqE3E2:E?ig:?s::.,. mg THE POWDER 2 l . E I PLIFP Isois SIIOIII I Neckwear, Hosiery, 5oc - 53.50 I 5 637 fvloigfzin Build' 5 E N A HH'1FlLlBll1lIll'lil E l mg. IO whiqh his l I sl' XV- PI'-TERUQN wi l5Vf'li4lV-IIY l g II SI. Q I .. . ,, S -III-III:-Im-I.I,-IIII-...I-III,-Im.-.III-III.--m,-mI- I SIZIIQ' T2lISfIf fx I I TI4isIfIltyAnzI?Iwi llhxli L L..I--.rm-Inu-IIII--IIII-IIII1,:n-IuI--:In-III.-Im-:III-5 I Lfmiiilldiilllif fIIQl.IIQ I I E- MALD WI YN EVANS l I fm- I I VOICE l Z -557'3'1'3'i'i'7i'3'5'-'iiiifiqxif'-. 795 B-wh for Wie 5 5 Spvcizxl Terms to High School Stlidcnts I EQHCTTZQJS fof fm APQ01'If If'1f I I sm MAEGLYITICIINER BUILDING 5 I oo rude Espuritillw Lhztprud to ? ga MAIN 6350 I L...,-.I.:-I...-.I..-....-...I.....I-....-,....-,..I...II... I-..,- L...,,-..,.-...I.-...I-I..I-....-.II,-.II.1-,..I......-..I.....,..-E U. S. Grant PagcfSc1'eI1tyfseI:cI1 MEMOIRS 111111111 1 111111111141111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 : 1 111111111141 F1111111111 11111111i11111 ... ....111..1111.- 111111 11111111111 111-. ..1111..11 111,..un,nv111111..1111-I 'Youn ol s articularl Ii e the Hazelwoods or a bit o a I. 3 V . . I T bite afterriooris or C'UC7'i17'LgS,!l7'7.CI an occasional dirinenbecaiise of their W W I COMMODIOUS DINING ROOMS, UNSURPASSED CUISINE, AND T BECAUSE OUR MENUS OFFER BOTH T E RESTAURANT AND FOUNTAIN SERVICE Every girl krzows, too, that Hazelwood Candies are the finest HE can buy! I E 3 Hazelfwoods I T 388 WASHINGTON 127 BROADWAY E. BROADXVAY AT XVHEELILR T L------ ,1,, .,,, .... .... ..,. ..,. ..., .... .... ------E--------j .... .... .... .... ..., .... .... .... ..., .... ..., ..,. ..., ..,. FT--TT----'TT-----TTT---TTT I I I I I Chofwn Hardware Co. I I I T AGENTS FOR 1' E 1 1 I I Goldsmith Athletic Goods I I I Gymn Outfit, comp1eteff'Sweat Shirts, Pants, Shirt and I I Supporter, 351.65 I A 4 I School Price, 51.37 I I I I - I I I I 147 Fourth Street I T BETXVEEN MORRISON AND ALDER T L-un-nu--un--Im-IHI1HII 111111--- 1 1 1 -v1-- nn-Inn-111111111-I Page Severityfeight U. S, Grarit MEMOIRS Hmmm mmm i,v,, 4,. .. ,f,, wi, 4, i,,, rw m,,w,w ,11,, , ,www ,4 fovzuinzoxnznzzazncsnznapnxnzerz ,, W- -.4my,,w,,m-,,,w,wm,,, wwwuw w,,,,,,,,,,1,,,,,,wumuwwwwm, One of America's Exceptional Business Colleges Puts business into you, Quality above all is the insistent demand of em ployers Theyyturn first to us for 0 0 H - then you into busmess U their help because they ll know that quality is the U foundation of the North- 2 western School of Com- ! CHAS. F. WALKER merge. Pmfafm That is why no similar ll reminds you that school -has grown so Il H 0 rapidly. f There lS No None offers more mod- : . t ' ' - 14 Subsfmfff for fS2a1r22?S250OJ.mOre per Quality None is more fully ac- H credited., U None attracts a better H type of student. ii None better places its graduates. Y MQ ,,,,,, None more sincerely Q by . eV V ' ' , invites you to investigate. ' ..f3-.,.f '-.--- .- our y.y'. I 4,-. , 4 Q . ,HAP 3 U ,,.. XVrite for our new 'fgQqq5f'f',f --,.'V- Q pfqjfifti hooklet, Move Your .gf-11l'5Q3'f5f'5: ', ' ' .,',, Future Forward. The i I ,,.. why, when, and gow , A 'A f s. Sent ree I gt ifisquest. i e f . I Q Q6 RTHWESTEBL Broadway at Salmon M2111 4411 l Q0u1o14p:4,:o101o14v:0:4:101 3221241414111 1 101 U. S. Grant Page Set eng mme nzniunzangnvrixinngaizrr MEMOIRS 1m1m5 Sweet Shop Wavtts a Name -gg.-51.1-...m1..,,1nn1 Come In and Get a Vote Win 55.00 1gm1g1g1 1m1 1 1 1 1.441 1,1114 The senior sits and dreams all day Of what next year he'll dog But if he doesn't wake up soon, He'll sit there next year, too. 'X' PF NOT SURE Corn: Wz1s your barn hurt any last night during the cyclone? Tassle: I dunnog I ain't found the blamed thing yet. PI' 'X' Old Lady: Now where clid that quarf ter drop that I was going to give to that poor blind man? Poor Blind Man: 'lThere it is, Ladyg right by your foot. PF P14 I hear that your house was rohbed last night. Didn't your burglar alarm go off? Yes, but I thought it was the blame alarm clock and went to sleep again. PI4 PI' I had a lovely nut sundae- Yes, I have one coming tonight. y-nm1nn-nn-inl1nu-nm1nninn.-nn1nn1ml1.mv I ...l 1-Qiiilllllllilllli f, riff? 553 2-3? FU ,gr G ,, H F11 513' F' 50 REE 2 Bus- :ta 3 'S Ugg 4 gnc r-4 :gm Z 3. 13, 2 CD m,.U EPS? -.,.......... VZLFFI-un l Ili! 'Tl vfiinim srlg Q ie U7 lg? Emgfzl lcon 121,555 2552 ln' ifftf agen we Pu with our marccl waving process. MARINELLO EXPERIENCED OPERATOR 1 1 11,1 1 1 1 1 1 151 1m,1m,. 1.1,1n1,1 1..,.1 1 1 11.41 1m,1m. itiImmnnummmm . 5 l : 343 E. 37th Street N. Hot Lunches Seruecl T Near Postoffice I 'LPlease, mum, the stove's gone out. No. Nora, you don't mean the stove. You mean the lire's out. Indade I don't. The installment men jist came an' got the range! PI' P14 The butcher told me this was spring lamb. Yes, I have been I' chewing the springs for the last half hour. PF Have you heard P14 the X' story about the iootlu No, what is it? Oh, you have two! PX' if I used to work in a XX'hat did you do?l' watch factory. I made faces. PI' P11 MI followed that saying, 'An apple a day keeps the doctor away,' but he comes just the same. uT:'y onions or garlic. PF PX4 l......-..........-....-,,.... -.. -,......,.....i.....:..,..,..,-L RQJBERT ISLER is. ISLER I E 5 i Say It With Flowers e Q from T I 5 T Broadway Floral j Company i E GAv'field 9932 1120 Broadway I I FLORAL DESIGNS POTTED PLANTS T L..,,.....,-....-....-..........- .,-....-,...-...i-..,.-.,.t.i U. S. Grant MEMOIRS , ,, ,, , , , wwwwvw-www1wwwwwmwmu.wwwWwum,11...-ww,w,w1. , , , 1, .,y.,, U.S.GY1111f Page Eiglnyfone MEMOIRS IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII - 1 ... 1Ilan...mr.-IIn-IIII1In..-.,,,..IIII1m.1,I,. IIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII -IIII-uu1IIII-IIII-IIn-uiiinii-IIII-IIII1 r--nI....n1IIII- I We Deliver Fresh from the Oven to 'You I THE IRVINGTON BAKERY I Wedding and Birthday Cakes Our Specialty 1 PHONE GARFIELD 0317 676 EAST BROADWAY -Im...nu-IIII1IIII..nII-:III1IIII..-IIII1IIII1IIII-IIII-IIII..nII I II AND THE BOY GOT IT A hungry traveler put his head out of a car window as his train pulled up at a small station, and said to a hoy: 'kHere, boy, take this dime and get me a sandwich, will you? And, hy the way, here's another dime. Get a sandwich for yourself, too. The hoy darted away and returned, munching a sandwich, just as the train was starting off. He ran to the traveler, handed him a dime, and said: 'LHere's yer dime back, hoss. They only had one sandwich left. - 'f-- Vvfaxliirigton Star. PF PF Ivlarjorie and Eddie had hoth heen told that they must write letters ol thanks for the outside Christmas gifts they had ref ceiyed. lvlarjorie sat down and quickly wrote: 'iThank you so much lor the lounf tain pen. Itls what I've always neededfl Ivleanwhile Eddie was chewing the end ol his pen holder for inspiration. As his sister laid aside her first letter, he super' stituously glanced at it. Then he wrote: Thank you so much for the handker' chiefs. They're what Ilve alwavs needed,- 'I4 K4 We have a cuckoo clock at our home. uOurs doesn't work very well either. I l I 1 7 fourth and Walk. St! A5 I W 'if' Ig 0 E -+P I Q ' P 92 x ve- I I i35'2'i5?L'22 BANK X 63 Page Eightyftwo ,Inn-IIII.-nu-In -IIII-nn-I I-IIII-IIII--IIII-IuI-IIII1IIII-, MUM'S THE WORD Is it possihle to confide a secret in youf'I' k'Certainly. I will he as silent as the grave. 'iWell, I have pressing need for SZ. 'lWc:I'ry not. It is as if I had heard nothing. PI' 114 I am so hard I can ride a porcupine through a hed of cactus and never get a scratch. P14 PX4 CREDIT UI want some cloth to make iny dolly a dress. announced a little girl of seven as she entered a store the other day. How much is it? she asked when the merchant handed her the package. just one kissfi was the reply. All right, she said. Grandma said she would pay you when she carne in to' morrow. if '14 FLORENCE VJAS ON LOCATION Old Colored Ivlznniny: Else wants a ticket lo' Florence. Ticket Agent falter ten minutes ol weary thumbing over railroad guidesj: KAWlHCl'C is Florence? Old Colored Mainmyz i'Sitting over dar 'I s T I m I 3 I li I 5 3' I 2 I 1: I I ! I Xi 335 FQ as Em O , A9-I mm mm' Elk-D 2 'lg Z1 fre' 7? 2-O Q50 I-I-It-4 g?T' EDU nm FC 5+ U32 Ri am I Between Taylor and Salmon T li,-Ia.. .......- -....-II... .-.III-....-.,.,...,..-.,,...l U. S. 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Training of youths for leadership in fields I i vital to Oregon industry, business, home and community life is provided by T 2 resident instruction in the following technical schools, all offering work lead' g I gnglto Shi bachelor's degree and most of them granting the master's or pro' I I essiona egrees: I 5 AGRICULTURE FORESTRY HOME ECONOMICS E I COMMERCE MINES MILITARY SCIENCE I PHARMACY ENGINEERING CHEMICAL ENGINEERING I T VOCATIONAL EDUCATION T E The SCHOOL OF BASIC ARTS AND SCIENCES gives the foundation f I training upon which technical specialization is built and in addition, together I I with the departments of Industrial Journalism, the Library, Physical Educaf i E tion, and the Conservatory of Music, provides the general and liberal training 5 I essential to personal culture and civic efficiency. I I For Catalogue and Information Write to I THE REGISTRAR I OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE I coRvALLIs i U, S, Gram Page Eightyftltree MEMOIRS 111111. 11 1 1-1:11.-.1111 11 11111111111111111111111111111111111111..111.111111-11,,1111111111111111 11 1 .. 1 111-111 11 . 1111, 1 1 in I-1111-:in11n1-nn1un-un-:ni-nn-1ni-nn-11n-1111-nn-ini1:1111 111-niiiniiiinu-zni-1111-uu-11n-1111-1111-11117 A PREFERRED POSITION I for YOU in 1926 I The important institutions, banks, corporations stores and industrial habituf 5 ally look to us to provide them with the right type of young men and women 5 I T who CAN MAKE GOOD in a BIG VJAY. g T That is why BehnkefWalker graduates are given first opportunity to fill T T PREFERRED POSITIONS. T I The prestige of YOUR SCHOOL counts far more than you might think- T T and its ability to place you where there is REAL OPPORTUNITYiis of S T UTMOST VALUE to YOU. I T Visit the nun' Bchnlge-Vfalkur Building at Eleventh and Taylor Streets. It is L i the r1r1c'u.Kl, most modurn and finest equipped on the Pacific Coast. L . i....T I l i E i I I ' T - . E l Business College 1 E PORTLAND PHONE MAIN 0590 I L...,- - -....-....-...,....... .......... ....-........1.-....-..1.-....-....-....- -....-1 iii!!! iiTTilTTT IIIITIIIITIM-TIIIIlIIIIlIIl11-lllllillllil 1i1lilTT1 i 3 0 5 1 Typefwriters I I ALL MAKES-LATE MODELSRGUARANTEED REBUILTS I T SALE TERMS: 37.00 monthly, if desired, Late Models rented, I T one month, 33.005 three months, 57.50. T i E I 1 WHOLESALE TYPEWRITER co. 5 5 113 Sixth Street BRoacIway 7481 i 1...,,-....-...-.... ....... .... ....... . . ,,-...,.. -..,-.....? Q--1111 1--111 1-11--111--111-1-1 I lu--uni I I I 7 DAVIES STUDIO I T 107 BROADWAY 1 T i i january I26 Class Photographer for I I Benson Tech., Commerce, Franklin, Lincoln, Roosevelt and Vvlishington I l High Schools - l I I Lu..-111.-.111......-.111 ------- 1111-1...-1...-.111-.11 .--.---- ..1.....11.1-1111-F Page Eightyffour U. S. Grant MEMOIRS 111-11 11 1 11 111 . 111111 11111 11111 1111111111 11 11 .-.111111111111-111111111 111111111111111111111111111111111111 1 1 1111111 1 11 11111111111111-111111111111111 F T: ?1iiT E TT1T TTllT?llTTT?i ' ' s I 7 SCHOOL SAVINGS I T Open your savings account with the bank in your district. Your interests 1 i are our interests. I T T I THE CITIZENS BANK I T Grand Avenue and East Alder Street T I lvfemlwcr Federal Reserve 5 l I - 1 L1111-1-1-1111-1111-1111-1w-1111-uI1- - ------- 1-1111-1111-1111-1111.-11.- -. -1111-I TOUGH LUCK VVl1at are you Crying for, my lad? ACause l-I1l'VC1'-S invented il new soap sulwslitoot, an' every time a customer comes in I get washed as an flClVCl'flSCIllCDlI.H f- Bostnrz Transcript, P14 P14 A speed maniac ran head on into a stonebuilding, After he regained conf seiousness he weakly lHLll'IT1Cl'Cd, I blew my horn. .-Im-uI1..,,,,.. 5.553 Q.. 'Ja 'Rl:1.y, rs 'Q- ev QVC silo: Pre: rl EEF' mf!-7-U' 1:35a ns. : 0 3,17- gms.. QEMQ Mgag Cai.: 5.2-4 :iii .917 c'-Y' -KO-. 'QC -4 7Ef 3033 5123 ss, vm:-QT V.. fs ...,,,1..,11.-11.1- i E More Than 30,000 Depositors l T T IE Northwestern National Bank l L l l l 1 I I E Y L l E , i I Morrisrwn Street, Sixth to Broadway I 5 F l.............a.- .-....-....-....-...1-........ -.1.....1.l U. S. Grant OR MORGUE 'xWlirIt can be done with the by' products of gasoline? asks a eontempof rary. Usually. they are taken to the near' est hospital.-The Hurnorist. PI4 PF AND HE DlDN'T SAY WHERE St. Peter to s irit at atelz uSto ! P g P XVhat was your worldly oceupationf ' Spirit: I was a traffic cop. St, Peter: Go, - .... -I 1 1 1 L L I I I 1 l 1 -,,,,,.l Seibering - Lucas Music Co. I T FOURTH, NEAR MQRRISON 5 5 5 Radios, Pianos, Phonographs, Records, Band and Orchestra ml-, -1.111 g1gq1mI1 11..- I-I 3 V: H- Q 2 3 rm 3 1'1- M 1111- ! l l l E fm! 1 I I GD P! YU :s Fl' EI? UQ :1- 4: 2. O L Headquarters L-.1 I I I I L l L l 1 l l L1.. 'U A on N U1 P., on T' .4 K? TI' c K MEMOIRS 1-W'-'--'-i'---'-i--'----'----M-Mi i g Compliments of i I MERICAN CAN COMPANY I I l L.mi1.m1,,,,1g1 1. 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 F. O'Bryant: I'd like to try that suit on in the window. Glerk: Sorry, sirg but you'll have to go in the anteroomf' '14 K4 A LEGAL EPIGRAM uDat wasn't a bad cpigram of de Iudge's! said Plodding Pete. 'What did he say? Thoity days. 'kDat ain't no cpigram, is it. 7.. uSure it is. I asked a fellow what an epigram is, an' he says it's a short senf tence dat sounds light, but gives you conf siderahle to think ZlbOLlf.NfEl6CfTOgdS. PF P14 WAGES TOO HIGH An opulent looking man drove-up to the curb in an ancient car. Immediately he was accosted by a small boy. 'IWatcl1 yer car for a nickel, mister. uBeat it, kid. This car of mine Won't run away'- Nah. but I kin call yer when it starts to fall apart. 'F PI' You never can tell, said the bandit, as he shot the only witness to his crime. ..,,,,1 1 1, ...lm1m,1IH.1lm..ml1m.1m.1ml1lm1m11lm1m,1nu1m,.1m,..nu1nu1n1 1m1m1m.1,. 1 - - - - I- -- - - -im-mi-nn-I How long can anyone live without brains? k'Well, how old are you? P11 PX1 Mrs. Hiestand: k'What is heredity? Kenneth G: I don't think I can define it, but it's what my Dad believed in un' til he saw my report card. PF P14 Wznltex' H.: VJhatcha do last period? Alva H. Took part in a guessing conf test. Vxfaltcr: But I thought you had an English exam. Alva: I did! PX4 PF First Tramp: 'kDat last place I dined at was a preachers and he told me dat we would he judged by our works in the hereafter. Second Tramp: Den we're safe. We never done any work. PF PI' Apple: Wliat makes you think Polly has a wooden leg? Sauce: She stopped at a store to get some garters and came out with a pack' age of thumb tacksf' ! . . ' Sco1vlll's Bicycle and Wheel Goods Store l AND REPAIR SHOP I Everything tl1at's Good on Wheels, l H Wfith BallfBearings and Rubber Tires I T nv, SANDY BOULEVARD, CORNER FORTIETH GARFIELD 0423 ar-nu-nu-un1nu-I11:11:11-ull:-:Ill-IIII1nu-ml-ml:unillliinuiuninuvM1 n- -nn-un-nn-nu-nn-nn.l Page Eightysix U. S. Grant MEMOIRS mm I II .I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I.. I. I IIIIIIIIII FM11 1 1 1 1 1,..I1m,1..,1,q,1 1 1 1 1 1 1,1 1 1 1 1 1 1,q1,,,.1 I - I -1 I 5 , C 2 I ff I E ix E T I in I I: yFf f -5, ,, -' T Fi I af' .. ' I M DJ : IMI? 4' - Nz. L I QI Q J II I N4 I m4,X 1 G-:I?Qs5,1'AMP .I I I 0 QUALITY I E - PERFECT HALF-TONE I I I AND LINE ENGRAVED Q If f I A X T , PLINITEIS I L Q FOR THE PRINTING PRESS l I I I I I 1 J 454ST , f 4 1 I f f A I I' , 4 ' ,A f -nf I gf, ooIzTLANo.oRI: I I I I I,-,In-,,m1,m1,,,,.,, 11,i -, 1 11111 1 1 1 1 .-IIII-IIII-IIII-IIII-IIII-IIIIJ U. S. Grant Page Eightyfseven MEMOIRS mu- -1.1.11Inil...inniminulml.-ml-..m1,.u...m,1,,,.- ,..... m E 77 '-l m Sl U1 cn 'CII Ze P-l cn 1 - , i 1 i i 1 M i i t T MENS VUEAR L TM.- T T E 5 T T 2 T , T L.. UU C : W F13 H r ,-. r VU E 0 c :J :- 0 .-S o ... ci. CT' 5. ,.. Q 4 S' 286 Vlfasliington Street, Hartland The color left her cheeks, But on the shoulder of his coat, It showed up plain for weeks. Bohbed hair to the right of us, Bohhed hair to the left of us, Bohhed hair hehind us, Trcsses astmdei-ed. Some hanged. some without. Some shingled. were about. Some curled. some in doubt. Four said they had hlundered. Some of them looked real swell. Some of them looked like L- well It might not he hest to tell ---- Qthers have wondered. ,-.IHIQHH1 ,Wil 1 ,..m.1'm1- ... -.' .. 1 1 ummm.mmitiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnmn:V, iz 1.-H 1-1. 'un F. ,... - i.., -...- .. .... -. - .... - .... ...- . ....I l T i Paulsen's Pharmacy 1 i East Fortyfthird and Sandy Blvd, T T T1-Xbor 1579 E - l SCHOOL SUPPLIES L L Quality First---Price as Low as Vv'e I i Can Make It T g DRUGS FOUNTAIN f ?.....-....-,..... .. -...-.u.-..........-i..-....-,...-? Harry G.. in recitation: I find it hard to collect my thoughts. Sarcastic undertone in hack of room: Yes, it's always hard to collect small quantities. PF P14 She: Is this dress easily spotted? He: Yes, about a quarter of a mile away. P14 P14 Emery Miller: My alarm clock went olif this morning at 8:30. Mildred Vwfhittenz 'sHasn't it come hack yet? P14 PF I want a pair of socks, said Canary to the clerk in the nien's furnsshing def partmentf' Vx'hat number, he asked? 'LTwo, of course! Do I look like a een' tipedefr' W.. t,., . .... , .,. .. -H.. - -,,.,-. l - SUPERIOR LAUNDRY AND DRY CLEANING SERVICE American Laundry Company T EAst OS 57 -ualm:1m,1m,....,,,,.. .- 1 1 il l .. i-. -,p 1 ni ,L ,il - ,- 1 - 1 I Im Im Im , Page Eightyfeight 130 lfasl Tluiiil Slrcvt N, E l l U. S. Grant Z nu S O 'PU on 1...1n11....11..111il1lm-I I ' ' Emu' Compliments of I I IIARUIUSGIIB l .7 . I HAROLD S. GILBERT l 1 , Y,-11,-nam.:-T I ,Li Q HANOS.-PHONOGRAPHS L I ' PlAN05 REPAIRED-RENTED-SOLD i ammo-nfN11' ' ' I v M si Large Sales, Small Expense, Low Rent L I i Little Profit, Low Prices I I 5 l L !.....,.. -.W-.... ------ M- - -.. ----- .W ---- ..- - -..-.,,,- John Deifel: I guess you've been out with worse looking fellows than I am, haven't you? CNO answer., John: I say, I guess you've been out with worse looking fellows than I, haven't you? Frances Davis: I heard you the first time. Iwas just trying to think. PFPI1 Nolan H.: Say, Ed, how did you get that red on your lip? Ed. H.: That's my tag for parking too long in one place. PFPI4 He was jealous, violently jealous, No wonder then, that, when he heard the op' posing quarterback sing out 1f4f5'f9 he leaped through the line and strangled him. It was his girl's telephone number. At ninety miles Drove Oscar Wild, He hit a tree, And now he's spiled. 'HPF For Sale-i'Watches for ladies with enameled faces. PFPX4 A chap was arrested for assault and battery and brought before the judge. Judge: XVhat is your name, your occuf pation, and what are you charged with? Prisoner: 'LMy name is Sparks, I am an electrician, and I am charged with bat' teryf' Iudge: Officer, put this guy in a dry cell. P14 PF Wanted: A boy to sell oytesrs that can ride a bicycle. 1,m1 1.1 1m,1im1 1 1 1 1 1u1im.f 1-M'- ' u '- 'T - - T - - I T I j WHEN YOU ENTER BUSINESS ' I 5 THE FACT THAT YOU T i HAVE MAINTAINED A T Q SAVINGS ACCOUNT l T Will Give You Both a Standing and a Start 5 T S1 Opens an Interest Account i 2 . . . . . if l 5 ? if ' 'W .4 ffl lj 1,5 ,1 7 a I --5-at xr 9 T or T i :1,,,,1un1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1,41 1 1 1 1 1 1 1iilx1,,,j1nn1m,1....1p U. S. Grant Page Eightyfnine MEMOIRS I1m,1, 1 1 ...,m1m.1.m1m,1m,1,,,,1uu-..,m..-in ,1un1un1lm... 1 1 1,.,,..,..,1,,.,1 1 1 1,,,,.. l Irvington Sanitary Service Shop I ass EAST BROADWAY i Ladies' and Cl'iildren's Hair Cutting L l-....-....-.,i-...-....- He: Wonder what that farmer is rolling that field for? She: Mebbe he's going to grow 'rolled oats! P14 P14 Undertaker: Joe is certainly in a bad hole. Smith: Yes? How so? Undertaker: We buried him yesterf day. 'I' P14 Miss Mitchell: Now, tell us, what is the least used bone in the human body? Gilbert Buck: Cpromptlyj: The head. PI' 'F Maxine Stein: Is the editor particuf lar? Luthada Parmer: Lord, yes: he raves if he sees a period upside down. '14 PX4 RATHER FISHY The wife asked: How many fish was it you caught last Saturday, dear? Hubby: Six, darling: all big. Wifie: I thought so: that fish market has made a mistake again: they've charged us with eight. -Exchange. PI4 P14 Teacher: Name the seasons. Pupil: L'Salt, pepper, mustard and 2 vinegar. L-nn-in 11-11--1 1 in-S I L 1 PANGBORN'S 1 T 1 1 Rosefway Sweetshop I I .l T Ice Cream and Confectionery Q T l T GArfield 3819 1433 Sandy T T We Deliver Near 52nd T i.....-...,-...,-... ........ Page Ninety -....-...............,......-....-...,-....-....-....-....-...i-.....l Run along, sun, said the cloud, while I have my shower. PF V14 Squire: Did you send for me, my Lord? Lancelot: Yes, make haste, bring me the can opener, methinks I feel a fleaf' PF PI4 Ben Crosby: Mrs. Chaney, IfIfI know I'm late, but I had to wash my neck and ears this morning, I'11 promise it won't happen again. P14 P14 Smith: I can read my wife like a book. Jones: I'll bet you can't shut her up as easily. PF PX4 Do not kick a squirrel when he runs up to you in the park. He made a mistake, he thought he saw a nut. P14 PF Two students had been whispering in class. The teacher noticed this and sud' denly asked the first student to give the principal parts of pubno, lst Student: Hey, what did she say? Znd Student: Darnifino. lst Student: fWho had his lesson well prepared so he saidj :'LDarnifino, darnif finare, darnifinavi, darnifinatusf' l-m,1,m1 1m.1H ...em1mv1m..-nu.. 1: ..nu1'I E NORMA TALMADGE L I . L L m L I Graustark I i January 24, 25, 26 5 T Sunday, Monday, 'I'uesday The Highway Theater T SANDY BLVD. AT SZND srREEr 1 lm......-...i...,.,.....,-....-....- -...i-...i-...,-..,.-.....T E U. S. Grant MEMOIRS l ,,f Hugh School and College Men , n , Set the ' 7 1 I Pace -r . my f in STYLES A. , Wlzot 'You Nlen Adopt Determines the Styles for All M671 Stein Bloch and Lzmghum Suits and Overmzmts ,,, Hale been approved by High School and College Men. And they are Uncqualled m Tailoring :md Fit. FIFTH FLOOR ' L v'-ff x 45' X X X lo-JAN-55 n Wolfe 0560. U. S. Grant Page Ninetyfone MEMOIRS 2-Xuingrapha ' J 1 1gagefNi'ne ftui 6 4 U. S. Grant few WU 7 MEMOIRS Pmtngraphu U. S. Grant PdgG'NlHCfy'l11 FI-he MEMQIRS INFORMATION AS TU ADVERTISING RATES AND SUBSCRIPTIONS CALL GARFIELD 11718 UR 'XI KT NIIVI Il HI I I 'VI QqQWm'.llnlllg,,,,, Q I R limb, as 'Il xxx! I THE END