Grant High School - Memoirs Yearbook (Portland, OR)

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U. 8. Giant MEMOIRS Page in A “Sclumptious” Dinner LOWLY I opened my eyes, blinked a little, then gazed around delightedly at my surroundings. To think that at last I had my wish and was finally settled at this Arizona ranch for the summer. My gaze wandered from my small white cot over to the rustic dressing table, to the small mirror on the roughly plastered wall and finally to the open window where a single bee droned lazily and hovered about a tall holly-hock that peeped in the window. The morning sunlight streamed in upon my bed and seemed fairly to beckon me outdoors, and as a result, I ran to the low window and resting my chin in one hand gazed out upon that far-reaching, sage-smelling desert that seemed to stretch to the ends of nowhere. The pungent odor of the sage mingled with the delightful freshness of the air caused me to feel very hungry, and I dressed hurriedly, eager to explore this wonderful out-of-doors. When I arrived in the dining-room, I discovered that everyone else had eaten and that I was to be alone at the breakfast table. Ching Lee, the Chinese cook and waiter combined, brought me a delicious breakfast that only Chinese cooks can make. He chattered incessantly in his native tongue as he served me, so that I was obliged to lay down the magazine I had brought to read. I think he was saying his prayers by the way he ran back and forth across the room waving his arms and chattering in that sing-song voice of his, but I was too polite to ask and calmly went on eating. I finally swallowed the last piece of toast that I could possibly eat and picking up my broad-rimmed shade hat I started for the door. Ching Lee followed me anxiously and as I stopped he sing-songed in his funny way: “You no likee blekfas?” I nodded brightly at him and with a smile answered, “It was scrumptious, Ching Lee. The finest ever,” and went out into the garden, leaving a rather bewildered Chinaman behind who was murmuring to himself, “sclumptious, sclumptious.” The garden was a real, little oasis in that arid desert and contained every sweet-smelling and pretty-faced flower that ever graced a small garden. I gave a glance towards the peonies and the mignonette and deciding that there was too much else to see, drew in a deep breath that brought to me the scent of roses mingled with heliotrope and baby-breath, and sauntered out towards the corral. Here I found my uncle, who had brought me here, and he immediately took me over to meet some of his cowboys. “I’m sorry, Little Jane,” uncle said (he always called me ‘Little Jane.’ Why, I don’t know when I was all of fourteen.) “I’m sorry but I'll have to leave you for about a week. You see, we have to take a herd of Jerseys over to Pete Bronson, and I’ll have to start this afternoon. Will you mind. Little Jane?” He pinched my cheek affectionately, as I leaned forward eagerly. “Can’t you take me with you, uncle?” I asked. “I would so love to go.” He shook his head and my hopes sank. “No, I’m afraid not. Be too rough riding for you.” Finally, after much coaxing and wheedling, I persuaded him to let me go, and he went off to have a pony saddled for me. Delighted. I

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Page 18 MEMOIRS U.S. Grant my owner’s relatives their first joy ride? Had not they been joyful and happy over me? And now, did I deserve such abandon? Alas! My chagrin was to be greater! One day a dirty, ignorant, junk dealer drove up and asked Mr. Farmer if he had anything to sell. My master replied, “Well, yes. Over in that wooden shack is a pile of junk which might be of use to you. But say,” he called as the man walked toward my shack, “you might leave the engine. I may use it some time.” Such was the end of a faithful car. —Barbara Jane Averili.. The Tired Sophomore (Inspired by Longfellow) It was the tired sophomore In the seat in front of me, And he hath taken a wee freshman To bear him company. The freshie’s eyes were blue as lakes, And his hair was like the sun, And his little voice ran on and on Like the brook which ne’er is done. “And what means ’hie, haec, hoc’ kind sir?” And the little freshman cried. “It? meaneth ‘this’ and also ‘he’.” Proudly, the soph replied. “And what means ‘is, ea and id?” He asked in voice so sweet “It meaneth ‘He’ and ‘she’ and ‘it’— Stop bouncing on the seat.” But here they both got off the bus; The bell was ringing then. The little freshie had six books; The soph’more had a pen. I saw them not throughout the day; My thoughts were all in ’math’; But when dismissal bell had rung, I saw them on the path. The sophomore was very glum The freshie—he was gay. The soph’more moaned and groaned aloud, To the freshie he did say: “I know I don’t deserve this grade, I’ve learned my lessons, too.” The frosh received an all “E” card; The soph had nought but “U.” —Tom Frewen.

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Page 20 MEMOIRS U.8. Grant danced to my room where I joyfully donned my riding breeches and gathered together the things I would need on the trip. About two that afternoon we started off riding in the rear of a great herd of cattle that were hedged in on all sides by cowboys. The afternoon was uneventful, and I thoroughly enjoyed riding along that rolling desert. Great rock cliffs rose on my right and shut off part of the desert, and 1 was informed that we would soon near Rocky Canyon. The heat, combined with the dust and constant riding made me extremely sleepy and I nodded several times in my saddle. Suddenly a low, ominous rumble made me strain forward expectantly while a sudden unaccountable fear clutched at my heart. The heat seemed suddenly intense and the air, dry and dusty. I noticed my uncle start forward hurriedly at the sound and I followed him anxiously. Suddenly again that rumble rent the air, and the great herd of moving cattle quickened their steps. 1 heard uncle giving orders to a nearby cowboy who passed it on to the rest, and 1 wondered what it all meant. 1 hurried up to uncle and inquired as to what was the trouble. At my question he turned a worried, troubled face towards mine and answered briefly, “Possible stampede.” I suddenly felt dizzy and clutched the reins tightly. STAMPEDE! The very thought sent a cold chill down my spine, yet my face was intensely hot. I had read loads of Western stories, nearly all of which contained a stampede, but I certainly never expected to experience the sight of one. A STAMPEDE! And I was in it! I glanced around now thoroughly frightened and saw that the cowboys were trying to stop the ever-increasing speed of the herd. The low rumble had by this time grown to a veritable roar, and I clutched frantically at the pommel. Suddenly a strange thing happened. The leader of the cattle, a large, ring-nosed Jersey, instead of leading the herd forward turned and started towards us! It has always been extremely difficult for me to remember anything that happened after that tense moment, but I can still see that bull in the lead with every follower in the rear swerving in its path and with increasing speed heading straight towards us. I remember somebody yelling in my ear to go to the right, and I suppose I followed out the command for I soon found myself riding with all the speed that my small mustang could muster. I glanced towards the oncoming herd and gasped. They were but two hundred yards away and were coming nearer, nearer! Faster and faster we rode, or rather flew, and my breath now came in short, gasping breaths as I leaned far over the pony. Suddenly, I pulled the reins hard and the pony stopped just at the edge of a deep chasm. My heart sank with a sickening thud, and fearfully I gazed down the rocky gulch. What should I do? It was certainly time for quick action and there was no time to think. A cloud of dust hovered above the crazed cattle, and the stamping of their hoofs on the hard, arid desert could have been heard for miles. A sudden plan took root in my brain and grew as the seconds passed. I glanced about for a rope to use as a lasso and finally found one tied on to the saddle. Even thought I was only fourteen, and a girl at that, I had always been able to throw a fairly good lasso and had often terrified my mother by some of my wild tricks with it. Quickly I untied the rope and made a loosely tied noose while that surging herd crept up inch by inch, foot by foot, two hundred feet,