Granite High School - Granitian Yearbook (Salt Lake City, UT)

Page 9 text:

1 x S wswiwx ' Wifm 3? A x S Q vi 1'

Page 8 text:

I Xl' 1 fIjJMN XX VW x QTY il J jf , , Lil , Xgjl ,AX I D 0 'ii , IW CURIOUS INSPECTOR RECEIVED AT GRANITE Induction? Charleston? Television? Whzlt do they mean on Earth? Where I come from they mean nothing. You see, I am S. H. Etinarg from Utopia, sent to study the species of human heings termed Granitians. This is the record of my inquisition into their hahitat, inhahitants, manners and mores during the year 1951. Ilpon arrival at the campus I found myself precariously perched atop that odd instrument, the flag pole. With the assistance of a rope yanked hy two specimens, I lowered myself to a more secure surface. Simultaneously a hell rang. Male and female swarmed from every crack and crevise. The entire campus teemed with ohjects and hummed with the raucous voices of individuals. Before I reached safety, another hell rang. Everyone vanished and I was alone. Eager to commence my mission I entered the nearest edifice. There I noticed a pair of personages parked on a pedestal. The male seemed perplexed. Should he join the Navy or wait to he drafted into the Infantry? The flighty female's prohlem was a eugenics test, her passion for TV interfered with studying. During this first Uranitian school day I found that these creatures cherish the moments spent waiting for the hell, prefer visual aids to educationfl and harhor thoughts of wandering through halls though moni- tors sit at their posts. In my entire career, I have never encountered such a conglomeration of the suhlime, the simple. the suhtle. In spite of these idiosyncrasies Granitians seem likahle. During.: a lull in traffic, a hall monitor studies. The I, trek appears more tiring.

Page 10 text:

' 'WW ' , ' :. A M: wr? 'Q 3. is : 4, 'S-C--ww A - ,5'iW3J .M -5 QL, ,-H , -,....'.,n.l'., ., ' 41.12 3 '1 '01, -'J'.'i1x,1 f A--Q52 ':. f iiT3 Fi: f 5 fx fy 'WM- . ..,,, Nix. 5 A Hai g' , , ix , -1, 15? , 'fs , , .v . 91 J .1 M ,I F- . H, .1 ' fu .M xr, V QL! Vs 6 9 51 I ax Through thc portals of the S building Q N ' HUM. I ,wc . :Q-,g.zq'.:jih MMM. ,, ..-. , , . ' . -'il l'. fy- V Jar 1 . ,,- .. , , . W '1.,..:. ' C' P,. . ,, lv 4 wr-1 -U f - mm ' f w .ww A 1 f ' J w -3 if f. 'yy' . ,,,, Wu , MM, ifiialifii. ., uv M31 N ' ' +A My 1.