Grandview Heights High School - Highlander Yearbook (Columbus, OH)

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TM HIGHLANDER ----..- WILLS , DONALD SARGENT, will, by whatever right that can be reserved, to little Bobby Bur' rell, anything, everything and some things which I didn't acquire during my period of scholastic endeavors. I, Walter Rodger Shoe, do bequest and extend my poetic obligations, together with a wellfknown laugh to one Jean Daumg may they not be emulated for humanity's sake if not mine. I, the undersigned, do hereby leave to any studious, brave boy, my ability to undergo, and to outcome, a course of four years of Latin without the least fear or timidity. Willard Smith Witness: Miss Romig I, Edwin Anderson, do hereby will and bequeath Passionate Arabella, officially named Grandview Radio Cruiser No. 2 to P. G. fPeefGeej Glass. We, Lucille Masse and Wilma jackson, being quite haughty Seniors, do bequeath to Mary fS. G.j Leaman our ability to remember our own telephone numbers. I, Snooky Phillips, bequeath to john Niple my ability to keep from blushing when talking to those of the opposite sex. fOh, Yeah?j I, Jack Grant, being in quite a sound state of mind, will my ability to look flet alone actj like Joe E. Brown, to Marston Wentworth. I, Thayer Cowman, bequeath to Swede Severs my ability to keep goodf?J com' pany at noon hour. I hereby leave to Master Robert Conklin fWo-boatj my mouldering stack of worm eaten classics with which to dull his memory and add something more to forget. Signed-Walter Fassig. I, Ray Taylor, being noted for my mania for loud shirts, do bequeath said state of mind to George Booth. I, Alyene Waterman, do willingly bequeath to Miss Peterson the entire proceeds, not to exceed five cents received from the sale of my first apple after joining the unem- ployed. This bequest shall be held in trust and the interest earned thereon shall be used to establish a home for crippled Athletes. I, Dorthea Winstead do will and bequeath to Estelle Waterman the Ford fthat wouldn't runj that was willed to me by Dot Crepps hoping she has more success with it than I did. I hereby will to Samuel DeVictor, my wireflike beard. He needs it. Bill Keller. I, Anna Mangio, the shorthand specialist, bequeath to Katy Phillips my ability to eat, and be quite merry while driving around corners at 60 miles per. I, the undersigned, will my ability to dodge blind men, and trucks while attempting to steer a car with one arm, to Harry Ramsower. Charles Duncan. As my last will and testament, I, Bob Hamm do bequeath to any junior who feels so inclined, my ability to look innocent in any class, though being very guilty, and also my ability to snatch books and hide them, with much success. Since this is my last chance to pan somebody, I, joe McCallum, do hereby leave to Lewis Bates my ability and success as a tease and hope he will not be mauled by anyone, as I have been by Juggy Keller. I, Carl Thomas, as my last will and testament, leave my large paws to any little junior, that he may ably defend himself. ........... 1732-193,03::::::::::::,f:::::,..c::::..c::,..c:... Page Twenty- seven

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-Q--'--TheHIGHLANDER-:::::1:::-:-- -::: :------1 forth, who was attending her first meeting. The conversation of the Afternoon cenf tered about Mistress Madeleine Chevallard, whose engagement has just been announced to a young gallant from Montreal. The friends of Donald Sargent, Aide to Benjamine Franklin, will be glad to know that he had a safe voyage to France and that he will return' to his home in the Course of a few Months. The former Virginia Bing, now wife of the new Spanish Ambassador, entertained at her Home in Washington last Friday with a Ball in honor of Ambassador Keller, who sails next week on the Packet Silver Moon to take up his Duties in Madrid. Congressman Cowman, formerly of the Village, attended the affair. Mistress Betty Gardner has just startled London Society by the Announcement of her engagement to the Popular Lord Duckworth. She will shortly join the Mis' tresses Wilma Jackson and Phyliss Cottingham in Paris, whence they have travelled accompanied by their Mothers to buy their trousseaux for their approaching marriages. Dr. Edwin Anderson, the eminent Professor of Higher Mathematics at Harvard University has returned for a brief visit with Relatives. Mistresses Virginia Ford and Kathryn Smith have taken up residence with their Relatives in Devonshire, England, where they are devoting a great deal of their time to the Fox Hunt. The Former Mary Louise Alden with her husband, left last week in their Sara' toga Wagon for their new Home in Ohio. On their way they hope to see Jean Scott, about whom we are much concerned as we have heard nothing of her since her mar- riage to a Virginia Pastor, who was teaching among the Savage Tribes of the North West Territory. The new Schoolfmaster Phillip Hartwell, who comes highly recommended, will take up his duties in the near Future. SCHOOL DAZEH Let's just forget the future Until at length, there came a day And all it can forecast, When memories were sad. And every trait reiterate Remember when a whistle blew? Y0u've cherished in the past.- Cr, you had been replaced- How mother took you to the school And with it, why of course you knew And bade you sweet adieu Your last play had been traced.- How teacher used the golden rule But years have changed your mental thought, To teach you two and two. As it did change your size, Remember what you used to say? And with the things that you've been taught In sweetest eulogies, At length you realize.- A Senior, you would be some day- No matter what one's life may be To do just as you please. Exempt, perhaps, the fool, The teams we used to play And you will say to all some day, And all the fun we had- 'LI miss that dear old school. -WALTER SHOE. -xxxxxxx:,:1:1:::::..::::::::::: 1732-193,2.......... Page Twenty-s ic

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----0-The HIGHLANDER-f:::::::::::::::-:ff:::::Q.- Not knowing many wills to will, I, Margene Stanforth will to any Junior girl my beaming smile which graduated me, hoping it will do as much for her. I, Willie Cavendish, so named by Pinky McCallum, do hereby will to Willie Severs my name Willie As an honorable senior, I, James J. Davis, Jr., do bequeath my corduroy trousers, blackened by wear to Jim Murdock since they are cleaner than his. Having earned my letter in typing I, joe Lane hereby extend to Tony Catena my grades, extra paper and my Pompadour hoping he will thereby gain an E in typing. Since I must will something, I, Einstein Porter do hereby donate to anyone and everyone who wants it, my ability to ask Mr. Cornetet more unanswerable questions than is necessary for my safety. Being called Clark Gable much to my regret, I, Delmont Hall, wish to bestow my permanent wave upon Glen Foltz. Having successfully completed OJ my high school career, I wish to bequeath my 2' ,kit-,,,'ggiI2 'XMI Latin and Virgil books to anyone who so desires to see how much pain he can absorb. Robertus Collis. :::....:::::::::::::::::2::e::::::::::: 173,03-1932........... Page Twenty-eight