Grand View High School - Owyhee Yearbook (Grand View, ID)

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Gllass lgruplqerg Ron Balderrama, an inmate at Sing Sing because of his infamous drawings on the White House walls was personally thanked by the Warden for his outstanding floor plans for cell block no 13. Jack Benzie, after graduating with the highest honors from the University of Idaho as a chemical engineer, is now setting up a laboratory outside of Grand View so that he can further his work on how to rid Grand View of the smell at Stinky Acres. Sheron Burghardt, who just returned from her twelfth trip to Europe, made her fortune as Society Editor of the New York Times and is now residing happily in her 5th Avenue pent house. Carol Knox, finally graduating from the University of Oregon, has gotten the promotion that she has long hoped for, from pencil sharpening to sitting on the bosses lap. Andrea Hopkins, a professional student at Hollywood University, hadn't planned to go to college upon graduating from G. V. H. S. When asked why she was a professional student, she replied, College isn't so much but the cheerleading is great. Phil McCune, multi-millionaire, has decided to go back to his Alabama pig farm. He says that he is tired of the old woman trying to call pigs in down-town New York. I guess, once a farmer, always a farmer. Nick Nettleton, Eddy as he is called at the Santa Ana Racing Park, California, just set a record for the number of consecutive losses by one jockey in a race. He says that you can't win them all so you might as well lose with top honors. Jonnie Onederra, after many years of hard work, has finally been accepted as the Head of the Athletic Department at Radcliffe College. Jack Post, Hollywood's greatest singer since the Beatles, is happily residing in his Egyptian home, surrounded by his 1, 000 harem girls. While reminiscing, he said sadly, I miss the raving beauties, especially the blonds, at G. V. H. S. Phyllis Steiner, private nurse to the President of the United States, is now writing a book on how to care for sprained ankles. Says this great nurse, I owe all my success to the excellent treatments given me by the basketball coach at G. V. H. S. Arlie Shaw, 39th President of the United States, has just signed a bill prohibiting teachers to say anything about integration. Brill Woolsey, after graduating from the University of Miami, has finally published his first book called It's a Mad Mad World. Dick Yarbrough, reknown play boy of the Metropolis of Grand View, was finally caught and branded by a girl who owned a dozen Grand Prix.

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last QHHHI and Testament I, Ron Balderrama, have decided to take what I can with me since most of the Freshmen, Sophomores, and Juniors are as big or bigger than me. They don't need a thing and I can use it. I, Jack Benzie, will my basketball ability to Glenn Knox, my locker to anyone who wants it and Intelligence to Mike Edwards. I, Sheron Burghardt, leave my great mathematical intelligence to Sue Pennington because she needs it real bad like, my ability to get along with teachers to Alice Simper because she wants it, my good ole locker 32 to anyone with a scoop shovel and my little brother Bob to anyone who will take him. I, Carol Knox, do hereby will my precious locker 17 to Diana Van Dyke and Alice Simper in hopes that they will have more room for their things than this year. I will my champagne blond hair to Jenny Woolsey so that she can have as much fun with it as I have. I, Andrea Hopkins, will my lucky locker 16 to Dave because he needs the room, my cheer- leading ability to my little sister Sharon, in hopes that she has as much fun as I have had, my good humor to Linda Little because when We all leave this year, she'll need it, and my ability to get good grades to my sister because she needs them. I, Phil McCune, will my football helmet to the kid with the biggest head, and my graceful blocking and tackling ability to Champ Yarbrough, and my size and looks to Phil Jones and Roger Heinbach. I, Nick Nettleton, leave my locker no. 5 to the fifth person in the school next year in hopes they keep it as clean as I did. My height I leave to Phil Jones and everything else I'm taking with me. I, Jonnie Onederra, do hereby, in a sound state of mind, wish to leave my remains to the following: My good old no. 37 uniform to the worst football player because it deserves a rest, my no. 30 basketball uniform to Clyde Hipwell because he already has one, my locker no. 2 to the second person in school, and from here, I think my remaining remains should be divided up equally among the rest of the deserving students. I, Jack Post, will my locker no. 1 to the first one in school next year, my athletic ability to Tom Black and my way with the girls to Clyde Hipwell. I also will each girl a towel because I know they are going to cry when I leave. I, Phyllis Steiner, being of sound mind and body do hereby will my scholastic abilities to Suzy Harris and Vicki Urquidi because they need it. I will my great basketball ability and my height to Diana Beaman because I know how much she loves basketball, my ability to disect Fetal Pigs in Biology II goes to anyone who can stand it as well as I did, and MY good ole locker 8 to Judy Kenworthy. I, Arlie Shaw, leave my locker no. 3 to Linda Little because she's a real cute girl. I leave my athletic ability to Roger Heinbach in hopes that he will use it. I leave my ability to get good grades to Linda because she needs it real bad. I, Brill Woolsey, being of sound mind don't leave anything to anyone, except good, old, broken-down, dented-up, locker 6 to anyone who can break the evil spell placed upon it. I also will my good humor to my Speech teacher, Mrs. Cox. I, Dick Yarbrough, will my good old no. 22 football jersey to my little brother, Champ, because it's too small for Steve, and I can't find a way to steal it. I will keep my speed and athletic ability so everyone won't be fighting over them. I will my way with girls to Rick Bodry in hopes he has better luck with it than I have had.

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Gilman isinrg In the fall of 1961, sixteen mighty Freshmen entered the halls of old Grand View High. The members of the class were: Ellen Babbitt, Jack Benzie, Sheron Burghardt, Kathy Claunts, Jim Edwards, Carol Gundelfinger, Dora Hunt, Carol Knox, Phillip McCune, Nick Nettleton, Jonnie Onederra, Jack Post, Arlie Shaw, Phyllis Steiner, Brill Woolsey, and Dick Yarbrough. Our Sophomore year came with a lot of fun and mischievous schemes. We were really out to make money, we did everything from Beer bottle drives to cooked food sales. During our Sophomore year we gained three new classmates, Ronnie Balderrama, John Hodges, and Maureen Simpson. We lost Edwards, Claunts, and Gundelfinger during the summer. Our Junior year came with high authority and excellent leadership. We ruled the Student Council with four outstanding leaders. The theme of our Junior-Senior Prom was, Moon River, It's success was due to the combined effort of the whole Junior class and our advisor. This year we gained one, Andrea Hopkins, and lost Dora Hunt, Ellen Babbitt, Maureen Simpson, and, John Hodges. At last came our Senior year! Thirteen confident, yet carefree Seniors trod the halls of Grand View High School. They were: Ronnie Balderrama, Jack Benzie, Sheron Burghardt, Andrea Hopkins, Carol Knox, Phillip McCune, Nick Nettleton, Jonnie Onederra, Jack Post, Arlie Shaw, Phyllis Steiner, Brill Woolsey, and Dick Yarbrough. Many different things went on during this year. We had a Variety Show, a very sneaky sneak, and on May 21st, the halls of good old Grand View High School saw us for the last time.