Grand Valley Community High School - Spirit Yearbook (Kellerton, IA)

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Senior Wills I, JEROLD ADAMS, will to Lee H. my ability to go to English two years and get on the flunk list every time. I, JEROLD ADAMS, will to Sue Lawson my ability to get along with the teachers, es- pecially Mrs. Murdock. I, GARY ARNOLD, will to Steve Becker my ability to get along with the teachers, es- pecially Mrs. Murdock. I, GARY ARNOLD, will to Terry Brandt my ability to go to Leon on Saturday nights and stay out of trouble. I, STAN BECKER, will to Terry Brandt, Randy Arnold, and Jeff Peterson, a fifth of Old Crow. I, STAN BECKER, will to Terry Brandt an old saloon, The Long Branch . I, JOYCE BINNING, will to Cristy Boles my dressing spot. I hope it is not as crowded for you next year. I, JOYCE BINNING, will to the destasseling crew my ability to sleep while going to work in any situation. I, MARY BOLES, will to Tammy Fugate my dressing spot for basketball practice. I, MARY BOLES, will to the next S. C. P. Lots of Luck . I, BILL BUCY, will to Wyatt Haldin my love wagon. I, BILL BUCY, will to Chris Padgitt and Roger Johnson the ability to stay out of trou- ble with the law. I, RHONDA COMER, will to Michele Stuck the ability to run in a straight line, and to Judy Pierschbacher the ability to run with her eyes closed. I, RHONDA COMER, will to Stanley Minnick the ability to swing on mail boxes with- out breaking them. I, DEBBIE CORLL, will to Jerry Shields a large Three Musketeers Bar to eat after a long hard practice. (Not before!) I, DEBBIE CORLL, will to Deb Wicker OUR basketball team, even if two of the three aren ' t going to be there. I, KENDALL FOLAND, will to Rick Hopkins the ability to ride the Shuttle Bus without getting into trouble with the top-notch administration. I, KENDALL FOLAND, will to Ed Daily the ability to stay out of trouble at Kansas City. Good Luck, Ed . I, WENDY HARRISON, will my ability to stay out of trouble to Debbie Stewart. I, Wendy HARRISON, will my badmitten racket to Jeri Hewlett. (Good Luck. ) I, BETTY KONOPASEK, will to Debbie Doolittle my ability to get out of school and call it work. It worked for me. I, BETTY KONOPASEK, will to Donna Wignall my ability to be ornery in school, but not get kicked out - yet. Good Luck. I, RODNEY V. MUNYON, Will my motorcycling ability to Arlan Mickael. May he ride as dangerously as I did? I, RODNEY V. MUNYON, will to Barry Baker my ability to stay eligible for the bas- ketball squad. I, AMY NOFTSGER, will to Michele Stuck the ability to run a race and fall AFTER it is finished. I, AMY NOFTSGER, will to Lee Hogue one delicious strawberry malt--hope you en- joy those worms! ! I, GREG HEWLETT, will to the three tooges (Danny, Barry, and Jerry) that contract which they are always talking about.

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Amy Noftsger, working as a veternarian, is trying to diagnose an expectant bovine. Dayna Norris is bringing a new fashion into this fashion -crazed world--the wet look in jeans. Pretty Penny Patton, when asked how it was to be married to a famous surgeon, denied any comment except that he was a smooth operator . We find Sandy Payton busily at work as an accountant looking over her two pages of journal to find the balance. Marlene Richman is the head of her own Dating Service; now she truly is a Richman . Jerold Adams is still living in Ringgold County, Iowa, and is getting tired of the Rat Race on his Rodent Farm. The fluctuating prices are making an old man of him. Joyce Binning won the Nobel prize in medicine. Professoress Binning has perfected the cure for the common cold--common warmth. Stanton Becker is now head cook at Colonel Sanders. He always was partial to chickens . Cathy Thomas is the modern Florence Nightingale. She is operating the dispensory, The Fountain of Youth , that gurles with the tonic the wisemen have been hunting for, Rebirth. Mike Stuck is a big Charolais farmer. His idea of the perfect farm product is a cross between the big white cattle and an Allis . Janette Van Laar is stenographer for the top court in the land. Currently she is busy deciph- ering the tapes of Watergate VI for the prosecution. Barb Waller is the head of her own WAC troop. Sergeant Waller is well prepared for her cho- sen career, as her brother and sisters will testify. They say since birth she has had a knack for commanding and giving orders. Gary Arnold is the official beer taster in Milwaukee. Wendy Harrison is a famous veternarian. She has just perfected a new medicine for short winded animals. Carol Stark is in a dual occupation, running a nursery for her own family and teaching them to type. Now they can rattle on like her. Dan Overholtzer is a famous Zolgokie philosopher. When asked about his new philosophy, he said, It sure beats English Lit .

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I, GREGG HEWLETT, will to Monte Greenland my ability to stay out of trouble in study hall. I, DAYNA NORRIS, will everyone in fifth period study hall speaking privileges. I, DAYNA NORRIS, will Mindy Zarr the ability to stay on your feet. Get up you?!?! I, DAN OVERHOLTZER, will to Bill Barber my apathy. I, DAN OVERHOLTZER, will to Wyatt Haldin my driving ability. I, PENNY PATTON, will to the future detasselers the ability to not fight for 40 days. I, PENNY PATTON, will to my sister Shelle the ability to not look out the window in English class. I, SANDY PAYTON, will Roger Johnson my height. I, SANDY PAYTON, will to any high school student the ability to get along with the business teacher in FICE classes in two years. Good Luck! ! I, MARLENE RICHMAN, will to my sister Charlene the ability to leave the house whenever she wants. Good Luck! I, MARLENE RICHMAN, will to Lori Comer my Saturday nights on the town. I, CRAIG SCHMIDT, will to Gail Palmer my ability to be the first in the lunchroom line without getting trampled. I, CRAIG SCHMIDT, will to Kim Gorman my ability to grow whiskers. I, HOWARD SHIELDS, will to Craig Greene my Epoxe glue to repair his shell. I, DAVID SICKELS, will to Stanley Minnick my motorcycle and the big dent in th e tank with all the pain it caused. Hurts, doesn ' t it? I, DAVID SICKELS, will to Duane Mickael my ability to get away first when in a melon patch. Get your cycle tuned. I, JANE SICKELS, will Stanley Minnick my shyness. I, JANE SICKELS, will Duane and Arlan Mickael my part in the Ding-A-Ling Song. I, CAROL STARK, will to all detasselers Paul. I, CAROL STARK, will to Lynda Binning weeds that won ' t give her a rash. I, MIKE STUCK, will to Kevin Greenland and Pam Parkhurst my A. C. ' s for when their John Deeres quit running. I, MIKE STUCK, will to Mark Boles, Marlin Binning, Monte Greenland, and Ed Daily my ability to cross the streets of Kansas City safely. (We should have been more cautious, guys. ) I, CATHY THOMAS, will to Jeri Hewlett my ability to hit the birdie in badmitten. I, CATHY THOMAS, will to all future Grand Valley students my ability to try to get along with teachers. I, JANETTE VAN LAAR, will Judy Pierschbacher my seat on the Shuttle Bus. Good Luck! I, JANETTE VAN LAAR, will Pam Parkhurst and Jerry Nichols the ability to stay out of the boys ' locker room! I, BARB WALLER, will to Rodney Holmes my ability to get along with Mrs. Jones. (Rod, you need all the help you can get.) I, BARB WALLER, will to Charlene Richman my ability to get into trouble on Saturday nights. (Well, one out of two isn ' t bad.) u