Grand Valley Community High School - Spirit Yearbook (Kellerton, IA)

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Senior Prophecies Smash -hit of the Century Based on Grand Valley Community School Directed by Class of ' 76 Dramatis Personae Mary Boles was a top designer of girl ' s athletic uniforms until something bigger came along, namely a 6 ' 5 tall, dark, and handsome. Rhonda Comer has just been discharged from the head nurse position. She used up 200 ft. of gauze and 300 ft. of tape to cover a two -inch cut. She missed the cut. Billy Bucy is running a car junk yard. Unfortunately, they are all his. Kendall Foland is doing well as a tire salesman. He ' s making many sales, but not much pro- fit since most of the tires he sells go on the rear of his own car. Debbie Corll, now the head of her own business, still remembers her humble beginnings in the TEA business. Craig Schmidt is head check-out sacker. He is now starting his two sons out as tenderfoot sackers. Howard Shi elds has risen from carry-out boy to millionaire supermarket tycoon through the success of his innovative new idea to attract the consumer. He has now opened a chain of supermarkets with a three -ring circus in every parking lot. Sought after civil engineer David Sickels is much in demand. Inspired by T.L.I. Corporation he is now working on a new project enlarging his home. (Calamity) Jane Sickels owns The Semi -Smash. Her investment in the car crusher was un- profitable as she found it was easier to drive the cars awhile. We find Greg Hewlett the chess champion of the world and only four years out of school. He found his chessmate and invented a chess game of his own. Betty Konopasek is the head meat cutter in the Kellerton Locker. Now is an official Cut- up . Rod Munyon is using his great talking ability to become a politician.

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BARBARA ANN WALLER Basketball 2 Track 1,4 Chorus 3,4 Class Play 3 A friend is someone who has the same en- emies as you. Class Officers Rodney Mun yon -President Janette Van Laar -Vice -President Joyce Binning-Secretary Penny Patton -Treasurer

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Amy Noftsger, working as a veternarian, is trying to diagnose an expectant bovine. Dayna Norris is bringing a new fashion into this fashion -crazed world--the wet look in jeans. Pretty Penny Patton, when asked how it was to be married to a famous surgeon, denied any comment except that he was a smooth operator . We find Sandy Payton busily at work as an accountant looking over her two pages of journal to find the balance. Marlene Richman is the head of her own Dating Service; now she truly is a Richman . Jerold Adams is still living in Ringgold County, Iowa, and is getting tired of the Rat Race on his Rodent Farm. The fluctuating prices are making an old man of him. Joyce Binning won the Nobel prize in medicine. Professoress Binning has perfected the cure for the common cold--common warmth. Stanton Becker is now head cook at Colonel Sanders. He always was partial to chickens . Cathy Thomas is the modern Florence Nightingale. She is operating the dispensory, The Fountain of Youth , that gurles with the tonic the wisemen have been hunting for, Rebirth. Mike Stuck is a big Charolais farmer. His idea of the perfect farm product is a cross between the big white cattle and an Allis . Janette Van Laar is stenographer for the top court in the land. Currently she is busy deciph- ering the tapes of Watergate VI for the prosecution. Barb Waller is the head of her own WAC troop. Sergeant Waller is well prepared for her cho- sen career, as her brother and sisters will testify. They say since birth she has had a knack for commanding and giving orders. Gary Arnold is the official beer taster in Milwaukee. Wendy Harrison is a famous veternarian. She has just perfected a new medicine for short winded animals. Carol Stark is in a dual occupation, running a nursery for her own family and teaching them to type. Now they can rattle on like her. Dan Overholtzer is a famous Zolgokie philosopher. When asked about his new philosophy, he said, It sure beats English Lit .