Grand Rapids Community College - Olympian Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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f A x Y - ,N Pg Q rs 'N -,L 'N N SQ- ! - 5 hh 'fs qc a veg Liz , s 722 lhi p I H nil hm Q r I w 4 4 4 ,. ' 11 fa- ,4 1 'gg W, 35 4 6 If People Herbert Vandort recently smashed through to glory by announcing that he had actually solved one of Mr. Shew's daily calculus assignments. It is thought that he is the first to actually accom- plish this feat Qthat is actually unaided by some last year's notesj. Helen Rice, modern Carry A. Nation with siren attachment calmly announced to the police last week her firm intention of murdering outright Bob Lignell. This crime, unique in that it was actually predicted by its perpetrator Cwe don't know what the word means eitherj. The crime, claims Miss Rice, amid fervent tears was justified on the grounds that Mr. Lignell whistled at her deliberately every morning in Mr. Kremble's gov- Modern Cary A. Nation The South has its day! ernment class. It's so aggravating, she sobbed. Why doesn't he just come out and ask me for a date. Pm willing. Conrad Bradshaw, galloping for two years in the vanguard of the intellectuals, this week an- nounced his new novel about the civil war. Reason for Mr. Bradshaw's breaking into the news. His plot is arranged so that the south wins. I thought it fairer that way, drawled Mr. Bradshaw with typical composure. Like a demure and refreshing breeze Nada Dryer, that extravaganza on legs, whisked herself into the news spotlight last week. What was her accomplishment? What was the phenomena that amazed alert spectators all over the nation? Miss Dryerconfided to newspaper intimates that she actually had no date for the coming Friday night. Result: Streets around J.C. jammed. Hustling, Bustling, Dynamic Bill Bennett also came in for his share of newspaper publicity. Why is he featured in this week's gala issue of Slime? Answer: Because he is the editor of the Olympian, my children, and we must keep our jobs. ' ,,,,, , rn C0 PLETE REPRODUCTIO ER ICE Thema Blue Print Service Shop 108 Pearl St. Phone 9-0131 C Drafting Room Equipment from start to finish A

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ports BIG MEN OF SPORTS? Setting a fast pace this year, J.C.'s mighty men of the athletic field gave the College a season packed with colorful incidents, dynamic accom- plishments, and vibrant personalities QSlime was not paid one cent for its testimonialj. But with the typical, nasty inquisitiveness natural to your wandering reporter, Slime this week has decided to go behind the scenes and give its readers an intimate picture of the 'cworld of sports. Start- ing out' with football, one finds that the gridiron has its glamour boys no less than the movie studios or the country clubs - and so on down the line of other sports. are Name Sport Party Affiliation Opinion of Women Remarks Sorenson Football, Whig Cdoesn't read I'm all for 'emi Hello Ma! Basketball papers muchj Hello Pa! Johnson Football Will m a k e arrangements Very high I am a man of action not to suit girl friend's family of words Schrihel. Basketball Republican in spite of Mr. Too long and involved to The shortest distance to a Kremble print girl's heart is a straight line MacNaughton Golf Violent Democrat Not interested in women Golf and Women - What ' in general. a life! I I Favorite color - Green Favorite dance - Susie Q Sourman Tennis Conservative Communist Formed none but willing In pgker, lgve or tennig, i0 learn proper technique with a good racket plays a large part. Howick Tennis Radical Republican ? ? ? I could make a few espe- e cially about Slime - CThat's fine, Mr. Howick, and now on to our next sportsman.J Badaluco Golf New Deal Republican I'm a man's man! Listen, Brother, if you ' want to keep your job as President, it's best not to say too much - 6 9 E 5 Quality - Service -Value 0 The three main and essential Kewpee Hamblugs points to keep in mind when buy- ing jewelry or silverware are Service, 'Quality and -Value. Siegel's prestige thruout West- ern Michigan has been attained by maintaining these three stand- ards of business ethics for the past 52 years. O Siegel Jewelry Company 124 Monroe Ave. Established 1889 1 A Meal Q in Themselves and THEY HAVE MADE THEIR VVAY BY THE VVAY THEY'RE MADE mf KEWPEE HUTEL PLENTY OF PARKING SPACE and Car Tray Service Every Night During' the Sulmuer Months G W G J f f i. 1 sf' 1 1 1 ff ffl wi 1 'Tl ,lf ,H ,JF ,C ,lv iff bl ui Siu l Lg ill 'un if qi 'N 'H L.. Nh. 3-2 K 'vu N. s 'B PM

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HE purpose of this organization is to further social and scholastic interests, and to foster a democratic spirit among the Women of Junior College. Constitution of the Womenis League X n Vi HEEXERKLX iii-AiYxH'ii'eX'x illflfflliiiiliiitiii If I IFIH 111