Grand Rapids Community College - Olympian Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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ports BIG MEN OF SPORTS? Setting a fast pace this year, J.C.'s mighty men of the athletic field gave the College a season packed with colorful incidents, dynamic accom- plishments, and vibrant personalities QSlime was not paid one cent for its testimonialj. But with the typical, nasty inquisitiveness natural to your wandering reporter, Slime this week has decided to go behind the scenes and give its readers an intimate picture of the 'cworld of sports. Start- ing out' with football, one finds that the gridiron has its glamour boys no less than the movie studios or the country clubs - and so on down the line of other sports. are Name Sport Party Affiliation Opinion of Women Remarks Sorenson Football, Whig Cdoesn't read I'm all for 'emi Hello Ma! Basketball papers muchj Hello Pa! Johnson Football Will m a k e arrangements Very high I am a man of action not to suit girl friend's family of words Schrihel. Basketball Republican in spite of Mr. Too long and involved to The shortest distance to a Kremble print girl's heart is a straight line MacNaughton Golf Violent Democrat Not interested in women Golf and Women - What ' in general. a life! I I Favorite color - Green Favorite dance - Susie Q Sourman Tennis Conservative Communist Formed none but willing In pgker, lgve or tennig, i0 learn proper technique with a good racket plays a large part. Howick Tennis Radical Republican ? ? ? I could make a few espe- e cially about Slime - CThat's fine, Mr. Howick, and now on to our next sportsman.J Badaluco Golf New Deal Republican I'm a man's man! Listen, Brother, if you ' want to keep your job as President, it's best not to say too much - 6 9 E 5 Quality - Service -Value 0 The three main and essential Kewpee Hamblugs points to keep in mind when buy- ing jewelry or silverware are Service, 'Quality and -Value. Siegel's prestige thruout West- ern Michigan has been attained by maintaining these three stand- ards of business ethics for the past 52 years. O Siegel Jewelry Company 124 Monroe Ave. Established 1889 1 A Meal Q in Themselves and THEY HAVE MADE THEIR VVAY BY THE VVAY THEY'RE MADE mf KEWPEE HUTEL PLENTY OF PARKING SPACE and Car Tray Service Every Night During' the Sulmuer Months G W G J f f i. 1 sf' 1 1 1 ff ffl wi 1 'Tl ,lf ,H ,JF ,C ,lv iff bl ui Siu l Lg ill 'un if qi 'N 'H L.. Nh. 3-2 K 'vu N. s 'B PM

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SLIME Vol. 2,000,000,000 NO. 0 June 0, 1941 THE WEEKLY OZZEMAGAZINE ' AFFAIRS ELECTIONS This season presses all over the nation were kept busy belching forth frantic reports and calcu- lations concerning the political trend at Junior College. And at the very close of a hectic year supercharged with political developments SLIME brings you an up-to-the-minute summary of the political .big guns that have shaken the school's political life. P Political theorists have popped up all over to disturb the already none too placid political scene. This week, James Stough, already having made the new one by being expelled from the Communist party for radicalism, popped up again to run for office. His prograln terse and simple. CID Hold fourth hour classes at the Ritzy for digestion's sake. CZD Shoot all engineers. CID Press strict legislation making it mandatory for Winnie Slack to have dates with all sophomores during the course of the week. Stough found his proposals vigorously countered however by tennis star, heart throb, Don Howick backed stronglynby the en- gineers. Howick's campaign managers announced his clailn for votes in the sure-fire campaign plat- form that vies with Stough's in clearness. CID Shoot all lit students. Put fog lights on all desks of chemistry labs so students wending their way through the fog, will not constantly collide with desks or get a date with the wrong girl. C3j Pass- ing a date priority law to insure engineers first chance. H But the shooting between these two had hardly begun when Charles Atlas like, Mike Crell jumped into the political arena with a program for legis- lation that may well give all' of the candidates a run for their money. Crell asserted Qin a nation- wide address over WLAVD that: girls should be forbidden to date fellows not on athletic teams, report cards should be abolished as antiquated and embarrassing, and that all students should .be let No program needel? Fog lights in labs . . . Shoot ll out of school at 11:30 because of the lunch rush when school is let out at twelve o'clock. Jack Doyle also announced himself to be in the political race but committed himself to no definite program. Verdict of the women: he doesn't need one. Hugh Lillie also crashed breezily into the political lime- light by running on the MAH Freshman ticket for office Cany officej. His proposed Dutch Treat Dating Law, promises to auger well for his vote- getting ability.,

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