Grand Junction High School - Tiger Yearbook (Grand Junction, CO)

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“A half day in the life of a senior’ (Half a day was all I could bear to tell about.) Yawn, rollover, snore. Ummm. why is Def Leppard giving a rock concert in my ear? Alarm? School! 7:25 a.m.l Jump out of bed, jump into my clothes, jump into the car. There it is GJHS. Why are all the halls so empty? What time is it? Ten till eight! Oh boy. I'm in big trouble! Hi Mr. Ross, sorry I'm late, but you see I was abducted by a group of cute little Cambodians who wanted me to become an honorary boat person and the inauguaration was this morning. Are you sure this is my thirty-fifth tardy. Sir? Hi Ann ... Sure I'd love to copy your homework, if you really want me to ... Pay attention! I don't know how any of you expect to learn anything. CSU will be holding its Math Days next week and I feel that it would be an excellent opportunity for those of you more advanced students ... He looks at me? I wouldn't even want to torture myself one milli-moment longer in the Wonderful World of Math! PING-PING-PING Hey watch it! Stupid sophomore. I'm a senior you know! Just because I'm talking up at you doesn't mean ... Ouch!! Well yes. I know I'm late, but this giant humming bird swooped out of my locker and started eating the hairspray oft my hair and .. well, okay; I'll clean the desks for 45 minutes after school. I love Psychology even though it does get a little scary when Mrs. Whitacre uses us as subjects in experiments. It never really hurts, and we always get M M's when it's over. Oh no, I forgot to write in my journal for 6th hour. He's not going to be pleased. I'll do it 5th hour. Naaah ... the reason I took a free 5th hour was so I could go home and watch General Hospital. PING-PING-PING 25-4-35. click-click. Whoosh, SMACK!! Mesa County Public Library comes crashing to the floor. When did I