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check out these books anyway? Shove. Cram, Run to class. Journalism, my favorite class. Typewriters banging, phones ringing and editors screaming. An ad staffer is on strike. I think I'll offer him a job on the yearbook. A yearly salary, two weeks paid vacation and a neon pink Cadillac, (with Josten's printed on the side, of course). How could anyone refuse? Have any of you ever watched Dave Nissen and Teddy Parker cut out little paper space dogs and then race them on a masking tape track? That's SQUARE! SPACE DOG 500 VRRRROOOOM It's ol' yeller around the corner, he takes the lead by a snout and ... Awwww, Nissen get your dog off my dog! PING-PING-PING It's Movie Day in here The lights go off and already the fun begins. Vawnn ... Hey what's everyone looking at? I must have dozed oft. Why are they laughing? What's that on my face? Oh, great, I fell asleep on my spiral again! I wonder how long it takes for skins elasticity to regain normality? Let's see, TO more minutes left. I wonder if my teacher gets a rash from all the polyester she wears? Five minutes left ... my nails look so gross. Who ever thought passionate purple sunset could look like barf when it dried, Yuck-ola. A little paper football comes whizzing past my head and lands on the teacher's desk ... What?! It wasn't ME: Golly Gee Whiz. I was just sitting here behind my 'Star Wars' notebook ... It couldn't have been me! ... Okay, fine if that's the way you're going to be. I don't need this ... no, wait! I'm sorry. If I get sent to the office one more time this week the “Big Guys are going to call my parents. Well that would be just awful. My parents think I'm a well-adjusted United States Citizen when actually, I'm just a SENIOR!! PING-PING-PING
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“A half day in the life of a senior’ (Half a day was all I could bear to tell about.) Yawn, rollover, snore. Ummm. why is Def Leppard giving a rock concert in my ear? Alarm? School! 7:25 a.m.l Jump out of bed, jump into my clothes, jump into the car. There it is GJHS. Why are all the halls so empty? What time is it? Ten till eight! Oh boy. I'm in big trouble! Hi Mr. Ross, sorry I'm late, but you see I was abducted by a group of cute little Cambodians who wanted me to become an honorary boat person and the inauguaration was this morning. Are you sure this is my thirty-fifth tardy. Sir? Hi Ann ... Sure I'd love to copy your homework, if you really want me to ... Pay attention! I don't know how any of you expect to learn anything. CSU will be holding its Math Days next week and I feel that it would be an excellent opportunity for those of you more advanced students ... He looks at me? I wouldn't even want to torture myself one milli-moment longer in the Wonderful World of Math! PING-PING-PING Hey watch it! Stupid sophomore. I'm a senior you know! Just because I'm talking up at you doesn't mean ... Ouch!! Well yes. I know I'm late, but this giant humming bird swooped out of my locker and started eating the hairspray oft my hair and .. well, okay; I'll clean the desks for 45 minutes after school. I love Psychology even though it does get a little scary when Mrs. Whitacre uses us as subjects in experiments. It never really hurts, and we always get M M's when it's over. Oh no, I forgot to write in my journal for 6th hour. He's not going to be pleased. I'll do it 5th hour. Naaah ... the reason I took a free 5th hour was so I could go home and watch General Hospital. PING-PING-PING 25-4-35. click-click. Whoosh, SMACK!! Mesa County Public Library comes crashing to the floor. When did I
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