Grand Island High School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

Text from Pages 1 - 112 of the 1923 volume:

The IQ23 Purple and Gold Grand Island High School HALL COUNTY COURT HOUSE Pwrple and Gold Annual of Grand Island High School Published by the Senior Class which Contains a Record of Our Doings and Sayings, Both Wise and Otherwise. Foreword Board of Education B. E. BOWERSOX, President E. H. BAKER, Vice President S. E. SINKE, Secretary FRANK ALDEN S. A. WILSON CHARLES E. FRALICK CHARLES MCELROY D. E. RYDER J. LESLIE HUMPHREY Dedication In recognition of his whole-hearted loyalty to the school and as a token of the high esteem in which he is held by the Students and by the Faculty, we dedicate this volume to PRINCIPAL RUSSELL H. YANKIE RUSSELL H. YANKIE, Principal THIRD STREET LOOKING EAST FROM LOCUST THIRD STREET LOOKING WEST FROM LOCUST Faculty C. RAY GATES, A. M. S p rintendent of Schools Grand Island High School Miss Bloomingdale, English . Miss Swartz, Bookkeeping Miss Wursch, Science Miss Dixon, English Miss Brock, Latin Mr. Eitelbuss, Shorthand Miss Sheldon, English Mrs. Barr, Latin Miss Enoch, Domestic Science Miss Bretz, Typewriting Mr. Finley, Science Mr. Bratt, History Miss.Ray, Mathematics Mr. Newell, History Miss Jordan, English Miss Beal, History Mr. Hutchins, Mathematics Mr. Rost, Manuel Training Miss Sothman, English Miss Blunk, Normal Mr. Frederickson, History Philip Nemir Charles Paine Fred Mandeville' Victor Hunt Lewis Roberts Mildred Graham Frank Alexander Ulric Harman Milfred Mehring Edward Phelan Lucile Rogers Rupert Stitt Paul Newell Clarence Raish Purple and Gold Editorial Staff Philip N emir, Editor-in-Chief Victor Hunt, Business Manager Editors W Frank Alexander Paul Newell Mildred Graham Charles Paine Ulric Harman Edward Phelan Fred Mandeville Clarence Raish Geraldine McMillen Lewis Roberts Milfred Mehring Rupert Stitt Another year has rolled around, and another Purple and Gold has made its appearance, a larger and a better Purple and Gold. It has been the purpose of the 1923 Purple and Gold Staff to set a goal which will be the ambition of ,all future staffs to reach, and we feel that we have succeeded. It has been our aim to record in this issue of the Purple and Gold all phases of the school life which have made the past school year the most outstanding in the history of Grand Island High School. We are proud of the new work which has been successfully introduced during the year, proud of the fact that in this high school there are those who are willing to devote their time to such activities. We have endeavored to give no one department more prominence than any other. It is the desire of all members of the staff that this Purple and Gold convey to the minds of all, higher scholarship, better fellowship, and greater sportsmanship which have been so conspicuous a feature of all high school activities this year. We, the members of the staff, wish to express our sincere appreciation to all members of the faculty, to the student body, to the advertisers, and to all others who have helped to make this publication of the Purple and Gold possible. PHILIP NEMIR. Memorial to Helen Heusinger Helen Sabine Heusinger, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. C. R. Heusinger, was born in Grand Island, Nebraska, on March 23, 1904. She was graduated from the Dodge school in June, 1918, and the following September entered the Grand Island High School. On account of serious illness she was compelled to drop out of school for the remainder of the year. She again entered high school in the fall of 1919, and con- tinued her studies in the business course until shortly before her death which occurred on March 1, 1928. In spite of her frequent illness she was well up with her class, and would have been graduated this year. She attended the English Lutheran Church. She was held in high esteem by the members of her class and was elected to the office of Vice-President of her class in her Junior year, and served on many committees. She will always be remembered as a cheerful, joyous girl, never complaining, and ever thoughtful of others. Strew on her roses, roses, Her life was turning, turning, And never a spray of yew! In mazes of heat and sound, In quiet she reposesg But for peace her heart was yearning, Ah, would that I did so too! And now peace laps her round. Her mirth the world required, Her cabined, ample spirit, She bathed it in smiles of glee. It fluttered and failed for breath. But her heart was tired, tired, To-night it doth inherit And now they let her be. The vasty hall of death. -Arnold. Seniors AVIS LINDSAY President KENNETH WILSON ................. Vice-President RUTH WILLIAMS .... .... S ecretary and Treasurer Cfrand Island High School HELEN ADAMS Academic Kindly and warm and tender ADAIR ALEXANDER Commercial He was a man of much business IRENE MEYER Commercial A face with gladness overspread, Soft smiles, by human kindness bred WILBER BACHMAN Academic Much can be made of a man if he is caught young and ladylike GLADYCE BECKMAN Commercial Winning smiles light up her face Which would make sunshine in a shady place. MILES BROWN Academic Who does the best his circumstance allows, Does well, acts noblyg angels could no more. FAY BUNDY Academic If she feeble were Heaven itself would stoop to her FERROL BOWERSOX Academic I profess not to know how men's hearts are wooed and won HUGO BARTELT Commercial A man of courage is also full of faith SADIE BUELL Academic Editor of P. and G. 4 Sensibility is the power of woman ELEANOR BROOKS Academic I'll be merry, I'll be free, I'll be sad for nobody. LAURICE BELL Normal Training I have a heart for every joy HAROLD BUENZ Academic Vice-President of Student Council 4 President of Glee Club 4 O, he sits high in all our hearts ARTHUR BUCHFINCK Academic President of Class 1, 2, 3 Debating His joys in life were only three: A girl, a song, and chemistree. MARGARET CAMPBELL Commercial The happiest women, like the happiest nations, leave no history RAYMOND CHAMBERLAIN Academic Some think the world is made for fun and frolic and so do I. HARLEY CANDISH Academic President of Class 4 What care I what happens today As long as th81'6,S hope in tomorrow NEAL CHOLLETTE Academic He comes late, yet he comes FREDA DEVER Commercial If eyes were made for seeing, Then beauty is its own excuse for being. HARVEY DeMARY Academic In his knowledge of radio, none excel him, few equal ELSIE FRENZEN Commercial Her modesty is a candle to her merit EARL FOSTER Commercial Football 4 His limbs were cast in manly mold, For hardy sports and contest bold. MARY FRENCH Academic O, thou art fairer than the evening air Clad in the beauty of a thousand stars. CHARLIE FOSTER Commercial Football 4 A man's a man for a' that ESTHER GILLHAM Commercial Her angel's face as the great eye of heaven, shined bright MILDRED GRAHAM Normal Training Yes, I've loved a good numberg but there's pleasure at least in a change HENRIETTA GULZOW Commercial She was different from the rest we know ERMA GORIN Normal Training Learned women put to shame unlearned men MAE HANCHETT Commercial ' Sweetly did she look and move GLADYS HANCHETT Commercial Music in my heart I bear FRANK HAACK Academic Ennobled by study and by nature GENEVIEVE HENDERSON Commercial A quiet girl LOUISE HANN Normal Training She is gentle, she is shy CLEO HART Commercial Fair as a star when only one is shining in the sky MARY HUGHES Commercial The proper study of mankind is man The most perplexing one, no doubt, is woman. FRANK HANNA Academic Basket Ball 4 Secretary and Treasurer of Class 3 I dare do all that may become a man MYRTLE HIDDLESON Normal Training Divinely tall, and most divinely fair MYRTLE HEINS Normal Training None but herself can be her parallel HELEN HEUSINGER Academic Vice-President of Class 3 She was rich in the qualities of mind that make a noble woman VICTOR HUNT Academic Editor of P. and G. 2 Assistant Manager of P. and G. 3 Business Manager of P. and G. 4 Scholarship, save by accident, is never the measure of a man's power ELLA HORST Commercial Her smile was like a rainbow flashing from a misty sky HOWARD JOHNSON Academic Ass't Advertising Manager of P. and G. 3 Who loves not women, wine, and song, Remains a fool his whole life long. ELSIE KISKALT Commercial She steals along far from the world's gay, busy throng AMY KELLER Academic Good and bonny, blithe and gay 'LUCILLE LORENSON Commercial Her dignity consists in being unknown to the world ROY LARSON Academic Never hurried, never worried, always happy EVANGELINE LUTHER Normal Training A very duches in her air, yet melting into pleasantness GEORGE LEDERMAN Academic I-Ie is the very peak of courtesy CLARA MICHELMANN Normal Training Of sweet and gentle grace and unassum- ing mien. LLOYlJ LYMAN Commercial And when a 1ady's in the case, You know all other things give place. MARGARET MARSH Academic A man! A man! My kingdom for a man! FRED MANDEVILLE Academic Basket Ball 2, 3, 4 Beware the fury of a patient man ELLEN MUNSON Academic Lover of all things alive RAYMOND MURPHY Commercial I'll never trouble trouble till trouble troubles me. NEVA MORGAN Commercial She was jus' the quiet kind whose natur's never vary LEONARD MELKUS Academic Many would come to wisdom if they did not think themselves already there RUDOLPH METTENBRINK Commercial All mankind loves a lover ARTHUR MATTKE Academic Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall ESTHER McALLISTER Commercial She was like a prayer, offered up in the homeliest beauty of one's mother tongue MAE McLAIN Commercial Fair flower that dost so comely grow LA VERNE McFARLAND Commercial 1 President of Class 3 I'm not as bashful as I look WILLIAM MCGRATH Academic Nature hath framed strange fellows in her time, and I am one of them PHILIP NEMIR Academic President of Latin Club 3 Editor-in-chief of P. and G. 4 Debating 4 Men who undertake considerable things, even in a regular way, ought to give us ground to presume ability. PAUL NEWELL Academic Editor of P. and G. 4 Debating 4 Best men become much more the better For being a little bad MARGARET PAULSEN Commercial She is a very Winsome maid IVA POORE Commercial O, fairest of the rural maids CHARLES PAINE Academic Debating 4 Editor of P. and G. 4 In arguing, too, all owned his skill MILDRED ROUSE Normal Training A full rich nature, free to trust, Truthful, and even sternly just MARGARET RUE Commercial Her auburn hair Was envious causes to many a fair EVELYN RASMUSSEN Commercial Was this the face that launched a thous- and ships and burnt the topless towers of Ilium '? LEWIS ROBERTS DORRIS SUEHLSEN Academic Commercial He was just as good as he was bad If one likes her not, let him blame hi VE A ROBERT R S PAUL SASS Academic , Commercial Beauty was lent to nature as the type of heaven's unspeakable and holy joy ARTHUR RONNFELDT Commercial Football 3, 4 She loves me, sure JOHN RUSK Academic A man whom all could like A FRANCES SHATTUCK Academic Debating 4 Modest as a violet and sweet as any rose Laugh and be fat, sir. DOROTHY SCHAFER Normal Training We like her for what she is VIVIAN SEARSON Academic mself And when you know her better, You'1l wish to know her well. LAFAYETTE SCHWIEGER Academic I know all that I know LOUIS SCHEEL Academic Conspicuous by his absence OPAL SEARSON Commercial Maiden with the meek, brown eyes In whose orbs a shadow lies. WALTER SIEBERT Academic He that is not open to conviction is not qualified for discussion GLEN SQUIRE Academic I can't study, for the girls look at me ETHEL TANGERMAN Commercial Good health and good sense are two of 1ife's greatest blessings MILLIE THUERNAGLE Commercial Found peace in love's unselfishness THELMA UEBEL Normal Training President of H. S. G. C. 4 Can there be so fair a creature formed of common clay ? ELLA WILHELMI Commercial Lovely as the day WALTER WILLMAN Commercial I am rustic bred, of native worth, yet versed in cities RUTH WILLIAMS Academic Editor of P. and G. 3 Secretary and Treasurer of Class 4 A virtuous maid, graceful and useful in all she does LUCILE ROGERS :Academic Editor of P. and G. 4 Student Council 3 Nobly planned, To warn, to comfort, and command RUBY ROUSH Academic A seeming child in every thing Save thoughtful brow and ripening charms. PAUL WHALEN Academic Silence is golden, I am a rare metal MARIE WYNN Commercial There is nothing so kingly as kindness And nothing so' royal as truth KENNETH WILSON Academic Vice-President of Class 4 Write me as one that loves his fellow men FRANCES WYNN Commercial She lives at peace with all mankind HAROLD WHITWORTH Academic Beauty chased he everywhere In rain, in storm, in clouds of air MILDRED WILLMAN Commercial Oh! The magic of a face MINNIE ZUEHLKE Normal Training Fair she is, if that mine eyes be true AVIS LINDSAY Academic President of Class 4 I have often said it, nature meant to make Woman its masterpiece The Chronicles of a Wondrous Tribe 1. Years ago, on the shores of the island known as Grand, there dwelt various tribes. In the early days King Arthur ruled over the young- est of these. Then he did abdicate, and in his stead Queen Evelyn was chosen. She called her people the tribe of Fresh and they increased in power and the people did rejoice. 2. And the tribe of Fresh gathered together and waged a great war on the plains nearby. And they did conquer the inhabitants thereof and did occupy their land. At the end of the first year of Queen Evelyn's reign she did hand her crown and sceptre to one called King Harold, who waxed strong and changed the name of the tribe to Soff-mow-Rees. 3. Peace reigned for a season and then his people becoming restless, King Harold led them to battle on the higher lands and having conquered their enemies, they took unto themselves the name of the conquered land which was June-Yors. - 4. Then, varily, a new king arose and they called him Farland, for he came from a land far away. He was a great and mighty man of valor and his tribe increased in wisdom. 5. Thereupon the ambitious King Farland did lead his faithful tribe up into the mountains to attack those living above them and after a ter- rible battle they won the mountain top and beheld a most wonderful sight and the king said, All the land your eyes have rested upon, yea, all the world you have seen, is yours. In token thereof they were there- after called Seen-Yours. I 6. Now did the women of the tribe demand that a queen be chosen and they continually cried out with loud voices, Did not Queen Evelyn rule her people well? and the good men yielded and the crown was placed upon the head of beautiful Avis. Then only were the people content and they said, Behold how gracious is our new queen, Avis! 7. In those days all of the tribes of the Island finally came under the magic power of that imperial ruler whose name was like unto Gaytes and whose high counsellor was a Newenglander, known in the colliquial idiom of that country as Yankee and the fame of Gaytes and his counsellor went out unto all the lands. 8. Near the close of her reign Queen Avis, at the command of the Emperor, did gather her tribe around her for to numker them and it was found that there were five score and five Seen-Yours. 9. Then the good Queen Avis arose and did tell her people that they were about to go out to conquer the world. Thereupon several who were but ill-prepared for such a feat did murmur to themselves Rodentia which is, being interpreted, Rats, for they knew they were but common clay. 10. And thus it came to pass that the tribe of Seen-You1's of the year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred and twenty-three, having received their well-earned diplomas, went forth at the command of their Queen and, varily, not half of their good deed has been told to the children of this generation. CHARLES B. PAINE. Junior A ELMER SCHEEL, President CLARENCE RAISH, Vice-President EARL GINDER, Secretary and Treasurer The membership of our class is the largest of any Junior class in the history of the High School. We have numbers and We have many versatile talents. Our class does its duty not only by rooting but boasts of having many of the school's best athletes, such as our next year's football captain, Bert Jones, and others, Scheel, Holmes, Haynes, Kelly and Wieland. Our basket ball team is full of pep and Walked away with all the honors of the class tournament. The entertainment of our class at a Box Social at the A. O. U. W. Hall was a great successg everyone enjoyed himself. Our officers elected for the year were Elmer Scheel, Presidentg Clarence Raish, Vice- President, Earl Ginder, Secretary and Trasurer. EDWARD PHELAN. Junior B GUY MCCUTCHAN, President MARGARET ROENFELDT, Along the way of life we've passed Until we Junior B's have cast Some more, some torn, and learned books Along the shores of traveled brooks. Streams we ride are all of knowledge And flow up hill, up hill to college, But in that water so dark and thin There is sedirnent-the papers and pens. But what care we? Our craft is strong And as we guide that craft along We pick up wisdom, laughter, and fun. The rest is bad-the bad we shun. The craft we have is not so wee But what it carries fifty-three, And Guy McCutchan a hand has lent To be our honored president. BUELAH WILSON, Vice-President Secretary and Treasurer When he, the cap, goes out to shore, The crew is run well evermore For Buelah Wilson, President-Vice, Gives out his orders very nice. Margaret R. takes cash and note Of just what happens on our boat. She keeps a reco1'd of our class Of all we do and comes to pass. Tho social functions few we've had We Junior B's don't feel so bad For what we have is best there is And ranking high-why that's our bizz Cheerfully and not otherwise Determined in our enterprise We work to make materialize The best from which you recognize The Junior B's -Milfred Mehring Sophomore A GEORGE RAY, President WAYNE DAVIDSON, Vice-President PAUL RONNFELDT, Secretary and Treasurer Did you ever climb to Half-Way House on Pikes' Peak? Did you try to go farther? We Sophomores may exult in the fact that we have reached the half-way house in our four year climb to the summit of Seniorship. We have learned that the climb was hard and far from being over. Yet this knowledge will help us in the climb of the two years that are to come. Many a one has started to climb to Half-Way House, but has found the grade so steep that he has turned back and given up the attempt. But by doing so he not only missed the pleasure of the climb and the satisfaction of knowing that he had reached the top, but weakened his will power and determination to accomplish the feat. So it is with many of us in high school. We give up because of some temporary discou1'agement, and forfeit the reward of becoming a high school graduate. Let us Sophomores make the resolution that we will pull together and stick to it so that in the end we may feel that we have profited by the climb to Seniorship and graduation. RUPERT STITT. Sophomore B DICK DAVIS, President EUNICE ANDERSON, Vice-President AGNES BELL, Secretary and Treasurer V Our class has now successfully passed by the first of the rapids in the turbulent river of Learning, that of the suspicious, fearful freshman. Now, in our Sophomore year, we find that in breasting the current few of our members have been sweptback. On the contrary, by picking up a few earlier adventurers, whose floating power had drifted them back to us, our original quota of about seventy-five has swelled to near the century mark. Our first year of High School was not marked by any great social splashes, since only one gathering was held in the gymnasium. Mild weather prevented the holding of ice-skating parties as we had planned. Those members who joined the High School football and basket ball teams held their own in the fight, and the Freshman Basket Ball Team proved itself by defeating the Seniors in the class tournament. This year our staff of officers has changed and, noting the names, we feel sure that they are capable of controlling even this large class, and of setting an example for speed and pep. The following officers were elected: Dick Davis, President, Eunice Anderson, Vice-President, Agnes Bell, Secretary and Treasurer. FRANK ALEXANDER. i ,, ,, Freshman A BETTY MAE KELSO, President FRANCIS MORRIS, Vice-President TEDDY McCORKILL, Secretary and Treasurer We W61'6 an exceedingly green bunch, one hundred and thirty-five in number, that passed from the elementary schools into the Great Hall of Knowledge commonly known as Grand Island High School. We were rather put out at the discovery of our being the laughing stock and green horns of such a large school, but we were very much consoled over the thought that we were not Seniors and had three happy years to live before passing into that horrible stage. We held our first meeting after six weeks of hard UD study. The officers elected were as follows: Betty Mae Kelso, Presidentg Francis Morris, Vice-Presidentg Teddy McKorkill, Secretary and Treasurer. Blue and Gold were selected as our colors. We entered rather actively into athletics. We had three football stars. The Boy's Basket Ball Team defeated the Seniors and the Girl's Team defeated the Junior Girls' Team. Besides all of this the class as a whole is very talented. A more skillful bunch of gum chewers never came to High School, and it is somewhat doubtful if we are ever excelled in that activity. We shall leave you now and hope to be faithful Sophomores when we meet again. G. Ig M. Freshman B KLNNLTH McDERMOT'l', President WILLIAM FITCH Vice Pl8Qld9Ilt ILSE MICHELMANN, Secretary and Treasurer Come, Freshmen, put your armor on. Let's raise our colors high in air, And let us to the school room haste And join the ranks of toilers there. The moments quickly come and go. Let's sieze them ere they flutter past With hopeful heart and willing hand, We'll surely reach the goal at last. We know the steps are hard to climb And clouds will oft obscure the day, But back of these the stars must shine To guide upon our upward way. Let progress then our watchword be, And onward march our fearless band, With Purple and Gold on each brow Triumphant enter Freshman Land. Top Row: Moses, Buenz, C. Foster, Linderman, McDermott, Spence. Second Row: Laurey, Harman, Jolmson, Loescher, Davidson, Mehring, Rose, Neumayer, Sauter. Third Row: Hanna, Jones, Roberts, Hunt, Prof. Hutchins, McCorkill, Bachman, Rousey. High School Boys, Cylee Club At the beginning of the last semester Professor Yankie, our ever wide- awake Principal, determined to organize a Boys' Glee Club in our high school, so the above members are the result. An organization was immed- iately effected with Professor Hutchins as Singing Master, which position he has filled very capably. The club started with about twelve members and has increased its roll to twenty-two active and inte1'ested fellows. The first public appearance was at the High School convocation on the Friday morning preceding the yule-tide vacation. Although this was an embaras- sing endeavor, it served to furnish nerve for the next appearance which was made at the community service at the Leiderkranz on Christmas after- noon. Since then many appearances have been made by the club. Mr. Harold Buenz is the president of the club and the writer of this a1'ticle is the secretary. ULRIC HARMAN. AFFIRMATIVE DEBATING TEAM Paul Newell Charles Paine Dorotha Wilson Miss Ray Leona Westover Debating The idea of an inter-scholastic debating team originated with Mr. Yankie. He proposed it to the principals of the York, Hastings and Kearney schools. Eventually such a league was organized. A schedule was arranged and a question chosen. The question chosen Was: Resolved, that the Federal Government of the United States should exercise full power in settling all disputes between employer and employe as soon as such disputes assume an inter- state character. About the first of November Mr. Yankie presented the plan to the student body. He asked for volunteers to try for the team. Those who reported held several preliminary meetings to get lined up. On December 11th the try-out was held. About fifteen spoke at this time. Of these eight were chosen to represent G. I. in the scheduled debates. The personnel of the two teams was as follows: Affirmative- Negative- Dorotha Wilson Frances Shattuck Paul Newell Arthur Buchfinck Charles Paine Philip Nemir Alternate-Leona Westover Alternate-Dick Davis The affirmative team was sponsored by Miss Ray and the negative team by Miss Sothman. Prepartory to the regular inter-scholastic debates a series between the two G. I. teams was held. Regardless of the decisions, these debates NEGATIVE DEBATING TEAM Dick Davis Frances Shattuck Philip Nemir Miss Sothman Arthur Buclifincli were of great value to the teams as they led to greater knowledge of the subject and greater confidence. The first schedule debate was on Wednesday, February 21, when G. I. met York. The affirmative team debated at home and the negative team went to York. The affirmative won by a unanimous decision, but the negatives lost by a unanimous decision. During the two weeks that intervened before the Kearney debate, March 7, both teams did a lot of hard work, with the result that both won by unanimous decisions, the affirmative at Kearney and the negative at home. The last debate of the season, on March 13, was with Hastings. The affirmative team debated at home and the negative at Hastings. Both teams conceded this to be the hardest debate of the season. The affirmative team won, 2 to 1, and the negative team lost, 2 to 1. When it came to checking up results it was found that the percentages of the four schools were as follows: Grand Island, ............11.. .667 York ........... - .500 Hastings .......,... - .500 Kearney .....r.,1c...,,..... .333 Thus Grand Island won the banner. In conclusion, the debaters wish to thank Miss Ray, Miss Sothman and Mr. Yankie for their interest and invaluable coaching. We also wish to Voice our hea1'tiest appreciation for the warm interest and loyal support of the student body. PAUL B. NEWELL, '23 Top Row: Ulric Harman, Harold Buenz, Milfreil Mehring, Merle Haynes, Albert Ncurnaycr. Bottom Row: Bertram Householder, 'Thelma Uebel, Miss Blunk, Faculty Advisor, l.ucile Rogers, Merle Kelley. Student Council The Student Council of the Grand Island High School has had another successful year regardless of the handicaps encountered by the overcrowded conditions. As the name indicates, this is an organization of the students whose purpose is to create and maintain better conditions in the high school. Before this body are brought cases of bad conduct on the part of any of the students, and the council determines the sort of discipline that should be meted out to the ones found guilty of the charge brought against them. This organization is intended to assist the Faculty in dis- cipling the school and attaining the highest standards for the school and the student body. It is furthermore a most valuable training in parlia- mentary 1'ules for the students and aids in imparting rules which govern a court of justice. The method of procedure adopted last year was followed this year. The work in general was distributed among the following committees: Hall, Lunch Room, Grounds and Reading Room. The fol- lowing are the members of the council: Albert Neumayer, Presidentg Harold Buenz, Vice-Presidentg Sadie Buell, Secretaryg Merle Haynes, Treasurerg Milfred Mehring, Prosecuting Attorneyg Ulric Harman, Reporterg Merle Kelley, Chairman of Hall Committeeg Catherine Buechler, Chairman of Lunch Room Committeeg Lucile Rogers, Chairman of Read- ing Room Committeeg Thelma Uebel and Bertram Householder. ULRIC HARMAN Athletics P. B. SPRINGER Coach Grand Island High School Standing: Springer, Yankie, Rost. Second Row: Householder, McCutchan, Keiss, Sargent, H. Scheel, E. Foster, Caldwell, Moore, Bryant, Rose, Phelan, Holmes. Third Row: Mehring, C. Foster, A. Ronnfeldt, Jones, Ray, Neumayer, E. Scheel, Captain Kelly, Weiland, P. Ronnfeldt, Moses, Davies, Raish, Krall. Who's Who Davies, tackle. He did plenty to make it rougher. Everhart, end. He was no man's grapes. C. Foster, end. He tried hard and did well. E. Foster, halfback. Training the year round made him what he was. Haynes, fullback. Famed from plowing ability. Holmes, center. Opponents cheer his graduation. Jones, halfback. Such a good man we chose him captain for next season. Kelly, fullback. Great are some little men. E. Keiss, guard. Just a clean, hard playing fellow. Krall, quarterback. Watch this Krall in '24, Mehring, tackle. Outplayed his opponents at every turn. Moore, guard. Under the watchful eyes of opponents he returns in '24. Neumayer, tackle. Like his size his playing was outstanding. A. Ronnfeldt, quarterback. Like a captain with the wheel, hc was expert with the ball. P. Ronnfeldt, end. He was good and doesn't graduate either. E. Scheel, guard. He was a long ways from bad. H. Scheel, guard. As mighty as his brother, eve1'y bit. Weiland, halfback. Amid opponents tears and our cheers he played. MERLE KELLY CLARENCE RAISH OUR FOOTBALL TEAM The boys were not at the top this year But what could you expect? We had hard luck from first to last, I'm telling you correct. At first it was the Charlie horse, Then cripples for a spell, And afterwards We failed to gain- Oh, Well! Well! Well! But wait and see us next year, pal. For I have got a hunch That we will set the running for The whole entire bunch. The old boys Will regain their stride, The young blood, too, will tell. And when We win we'll all join in With Well! Well! Well! LETTER MEN FOR 1922 Jake Everhart Milfred Mehring Thurston Davies Chester Moore Charlie Foster Albert Neumayer Earl Foster Arthur Ronnfeldt Louis Holmes Paul Ronnfeldt Bert Jones Elmer Scheel Edwin Kiess Henry Scheel Robert Krall Andy Wieland Football The 1922 football season was not as successful, when taking into consideration our victories and defeats, as both our student body and faculty would like to have had it. Old man Jinx insisted on our company, which, handicapped by the poorest material we have had in years, made our victories in the minority. The squad enjoyed the usual training camp before the season opened with very bright prospects for a great team, but ineligibility and injuries made a big hole in the experienced material, and each game. witnessed many changes in the lineup. Although the Weakest team our coach has turned out in his five years with us, our opponents found our team fighting every minute. The greatest game of the season, from our viewpoint, was the Thanks- giving day game with Hastings, which We won after a hard battle. Our team was the first team in the state to score on the Lincoln state champs. Broken Bow met a surprise and had to return in their special train with the small end of the score. Captain Kelly had the misfortune to have his leg broken in the first game of the season, and his leadership was a severe loss to the team. Along with this came ineligibilities, McCutchan out with a broken collar bone, and more injuries and ineligibilities, with continued changes in the lineup, and the absence of the noted Grand Island fight, making the season as a whole a very disastrous one. Art Ronnfeldt played his last year with the team. He was one of the few shining lights on the 1922 team and his services will be missed next fall. Art and the two Foster brothers, Charles and Earl, will be the only members of the squad to be lost by graduation. Bert Jones, captain elect, played a spectacular game after being shifted to the back field, and should make an all-state position next year. Davies, after a late start, made a fair showing, as did Weiland, Krall, Holmes and Neumayer. A wealth of material was developed, as a large squad came out to practice throughout the season. New prospects for next year include such men as Raish with his 225 pounds and a fighting athlete, Robert Kelso, with two years' experience, Phelan, McElroy, Paul Ronnfeldt, and a long list of others to make up one of the greatest team prospects for 1923 that our old high school has ever turned out. Morris, Forward Krall, Forward Harm, Center McCutchan, Forward Holmes, Guard Hanna, Forward Mandeville, Center Kelso, Guard Basket Ball The 1922-23 basket ball season found Grand Island to be over two weeks behind all other teams of the state, because of the lack of a floor to practice upon. The local Y. M. C. A. floor was being used at all hours by gym classes and so the team had to wait until January Sth when the Grand Island College fixed up its gym. Despite the loss of the two weeks, Coach Springer worked hard with the squad to get them in shape for the first game of our season, which was against the Alumni. The Alumni team was composed of former stars of the high school, including Black, Colwell, Rehder, Phelan and Smith, but despite the All-Star lineup they lost to the High School, 19-10. In the early part of the season it seemed that the students were not taking an interest in the team and we received very little support at our home games. A general assembly was called the day of the Aurora game here and school spirit revived. We were given good support that evening and as a result won, 34-21. The Reserves won from the Aurora Reserves in an exciting game, 27-26. This started us off on a winning streak, for the next week we defeated Kearney H. S., 34-15. The following night we journeyed to Central City accompanied by a large number of rooters and won, 18-13. Playing a return game with Aurora we handed them a second defeat, 26-17, on their own floor. Then we Went to Lincoln and although we lost to them, 27-17, it was one of the fastest games that they had played that season. Lincoln had a strong team, for they had handed Omaha Central, Omaha Tech., Fremont and others defeats by margins of twelve points and more. Coach Springer made the Genoa Indian games a Booster event by asking each high school student to buy or sell a ticket to the game. Booster tickets were also sold to the business men of the city and on the night of the game the College gym was packed to capacity. The largest crowd that had ever witnessed a basket ball game in Grand Island saw us defeat the fast Indian team by the large score of 38-20. In the preliminary the Reserves beat Marquette High School, 20-16. We entered the tournament at Kearney and only hard luck kept us from winning the championship of Western Nebraska, for in our game with Ravenna we lost by only one point, 17-16. Members of the 1923 squad that earned their letters were Kelso, Krall, McCutchan, Mandeville, Holmes, Hanna, Morris and Hann. Only two of these graduate this year so Grand Island will have a good strong team next season. FRED MANDEVILLE, '23 Advertisers --------A--------Q---AAA+-o ---- ----oo-A F, v - v ..-vv v,...-.v v ll ll ll F ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll n ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll l 1 ll SUCCESS. ll ll ll ll ll ll l ll l I ll ll ll 0 Your eyes are the tools thru which Education 1S acquired Poor eyes mean a hard struggle and likely failure Eyes made perfect with proper glasses make study easy and consequent mm c V lp, ' f - in----f-Y, x 1 1 n f 0. xg i f IV: Blocks Sag? U.F! Dcpal GRAND ISLAND. 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Call today and see this and our other attractive pieces of KOHLER Ware. lt's In the Kohler Enamel The Hvicefoy' WM KELLY Sz C0 A beautiful one-piece builtfin ' ' bath tub for your new home Grand Island, Nebr. LASTIN G GIFTS FOR EVERY GRADUATE BEAUTIFUL AND USEFUL REMEMBRANCES B. E. JOLLS JEWELER OPTOMETRIST 224 WEST THIRD STREET :rc---:pQc--,----- ,,,,,,,,--,-vv ----v vv'---- vi-- PHONE ASH 1856-1 ALWAYS A COMPLETE STOCK ELLSWORTH GREEN HOUSES JOHN ELLSWORTH, President and Manager GRAND ISLAND, NEBRASKA Txxxxxxxx '::: xxxxxxxxx '::' xxx xxxxxxxxl I II I II II II I The H K Jewelers of Grand lsland EE 1-I V g II II I SuggeSi--- I I II II I That for a Graduation Gift, select one which shows E discriminating taste and has lasting qualities. I II I II I Our carefully selected Gifts That Last will assure I you of these qualities. A more wonderful stock is E not being shown anywhere in this community. I II I II I . :I I The Gzft Supreme---A Gruen Watch gf I II AUGUST MEYER 81 SONS ,, I Established 1885 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS CLUB - Our club extends a friendly hand to every girl in High School and plans to create a feeling of friendship and goodfellowship throughout the school. Meet- ings are conducted every two weeks and lectures and talks on important things in the world are given. These meetings are sometimes preceded by suppers and if you want to know how we enjoy them just ask any of us. We help in enter- tainments and our services are always ready. We took part this year in the Ves- per Services and we are proud of the work we do. The girls in this club have an excellent motto, and they do their best to live up to it. It is a motto that any one would be proud of having. OUR MOTTO The purpose of this club shall be to live up to our Christian ideals by creating in our school a spirit of friendliness, by upholding honorable stand- ards in work and play, and by maintaining unselfish loyalty to the welfare of others. The cabinet for this year was composed of Miss Ray, Faculty Advisor, Miss Haas, Girls Work Secretary, Thelma Uebel, President, Amy Keller, Vice-Presi- dent, Mildred Honeywell, Secretary, Ferrol Bowersox, Treasurer, Velma Blain, Social Service, Avis Lindsay, Program, Ruth Williams, Decoration, Florence Reese, Luncheon, Loraine Fent, Advertising, and Louise Ulry, Social. M. GRAHAM. For Economical Transportation ...J 1 l LCQIEVROLETJ -.fLjF- The World's Lowest Priced Fully Equipped QUALITY AUTOMOBILE Watch Us Climb N IELSEN AUTO CO. ONE BLOCK WEST OF COURT HOUSE YOUR SAFEST INVESTMENT ' PATRONIZE YOUR OWN PUBLIC UTILITIES CITY OF GRAND ISLAND Water, Light and Ice Department Office-111 South Locust BE PREPARED FOR WHAT THE FUTURE MAY BRING MONEY IN THE BANK IS A SAFEGUARD AGAINST ADVERSITY Small Amounts of One Dollar or more can be deposited in our Interest Department PEOPLES STATE BANK :c::::p4:::roooc::::::::::poooc:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: li'::::::::::::'::::::::::::I :x xxzau::::::x::::::::::::l HOSIERY---The Most Important Detail of Dress Today EE 5faP'e and FGUCY EE 5E ttt tqtt d ? d H0515-RY EE jg TT LL Krall.. k :I if f ' A. W. STERNE if QE K A H Home of if HQS1.2Pq Hart-Schaffiler 81 Marx Which is the way to Ottawa, my Arithmetic dear lad ? I don't know. Which is the way to Topeka, then ? I-I don't know. Well, can you tell me how to get back to Wichita, then ? I-I don't know. By this time the drummer was quite impatient and said to the boy, Say, you don't know much, do you. To this the boy retorted: No, But I aint lost. 222 Pi: H4 214 Freshie-Say do the teachers get paid? Senior-Sure they do. Freshie-Taint fair. We do all the work. Pk Pls :li :if Freshie-Say, does a chicken sit or set? Soph.-That's not the question. When she cackles has she layed or lied? He's teaching her arithmeticg He said it was his missiong He kissed her once, he kissed her twice, And said: Now, that's Addition. And, as he added smack by smack, In silent satisfaction, She sweetly gave him kisses back, And said: Now, that's Subtraction. Then he kissed her, and she kissed him, Without any explanation, Then both together smiled and said: Now that's Multiplication. But dad appeared upon the scene And made a quick decisiong He kicked the lad three blocks away And said: That's Long Division. Pk tk wk if Miss Wursch-Where do the insects go in winter. Student-Search me. 0 ll ll ll ll ll ll tl nu mn ll ll ll ll ll In In 0 il ln 0 lu 0 mn 0 ll ll ll ll ll ll ll nu ll ll ll ll ll 0 nr ll ll ll ml ll 0 ll ll II 0 lu 0 ll ll ll 0 0 ll ll ll ll 0 ll ll ll lr 0 ll ll ll ll 0 0 ll ll ll 0 ll 0 O L sf? T0:::::::::c-::--b .--vv --cvv-9--o ..... Q -v.v... 999 ..vvvv.. Q---QQ-- The Nelson Lumber and Supply Co. 'A' 'ff za- 4 'ii' we 45 V O - ,.e5i'Pri5egX 1 SEQ ff. Lge- cc A 'lg ,gg 255 'BMA' Q ,iii 1, in-is HERMAN NELSON, President and General Manager L. A. LAUGHLIN, Vice President and Manager J obbing Department WM. M. LOU PILLING, Treasurer MISS BURGHART, Bookkeeper ED. SEEBER, Yard Foreman and Transportation CHRIS PAULSEN, Assembly Department JOHN NIELSEN, Machine Department WM. LOHMAN, Cement Department ROGGE and ELLIOT BURNETT, Carpenter Foremen N. A. SCHELL, Paint Foreman Salesmen: JAMES V. ROGERS, EARL MECHAM, D. D. 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QL. , f nu ' -4 ' 1 The Grand Island College GRAND ISLAND, NEBRASKA JOHN MASON WELLS, President Courses in the Arts and Sciences Which Lead to the Following Professions BUSINESS ENGINEERING LAW MEDICINE DENTISTRY MINISTRY TEACHING- Normal Courses for which County and State Certificates are given SUMMER SCHOOL Opens for Registration June 4. Strong Faculty Tuition Rates Reasonable Well Equipped Dormitories Christian Ideals WRITE FOR CATALOG :pooooooo :::::::o: :ooo::o::: A THE Best Dressed Young Man of the Class of 1923 Buys His Furnishings at 5lVllTH'S TCG SHCDP l IO North Pine Street Prize Winning Ad Written by Ella Horst I I uaranfeedg e r-Vic e LUIWBER ' COAL-CONTRACTING Better Than the Rest PHONE 206 Lumber, Coal, Millwork, Contracting - ...-... - .v.... ::::::::::::o:::::::::::::::q ----- -- ----v--3 BUCK 8z BROWN COMPANY REAL ESTATE F A R M L O A N S AND INVESTMENTS Farm Land and City Property ARE YOU ON THE GROCER'S PAY ROLL? Are you doing his work? Have you figured out what he pays you? It costs the grocer about 5530.00 a week to deliver to 600 customers. When the customer carries his purchase home the so called Economy store can afford to divide his dividend which is 5 cents a week for your service. Is it worth it. We cater to people who are too in- telligent to be impressed with the Economy Idea. Our customers have confidence in our ability to serve and deliver to them, we do not ask them to be our Delivery Boys. Phone us a trial order and be con- vinced. Phone 505 We Deliver ANY TIME STAR GROCERY 0 U U U U H H U U U II U U 0 U U 0 0 0 U U 0 0 U U II 0 U U 0 0 U I I 0 0 0 U U u U u I I U H U 0 H U U 0 Look here friends, get you away and do something, do some good, some- whereg cart wheels creak sometimes for want of grease, but very often for want of work, I never knew a grumb- ler yet that ever had a moment to do any good with. 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Cln Historyb-Spain claimed Oregon because it was neighboring to Spanish Florida. Nubby N . Ctranslating spanishl- When Johnny wants something to eat he gets hungry. Pk Sk PK Pk Mr. F.-Can any one tell me the secret of Napoleon's success? Harry S.-I suppose he took a corres- pondence course in something or other. vk SF Pk Pk Irate Father-How is it, sir, that I find you kissing my daughter? How is it'7 W7. H.-Wonderful, sir, wonderful. Ruth W. fIn Chemistryb-Oh, Mr. Finley, I have burned my finger. Mr. Finley fabsent-mindedlyj-Well, sign up for a new one. Pk Pk Dk Pk Red Roberts-Gimme a cigarette. Flop W.-Why, I thought you told me you had quit smoking. Red-Well, I have reached the first stage. I've quit buying. Pk ak 214 PK Howard J .-Let me try on that suit in the window, my good man. Clerk-Sorry, Sir, but you'll have to use the dressing room. :li Pk 2? 224 Soph.-I always sleep with my gloves on. That's what makes my hands so soft. Freshie-Do you sleep with your hat on, too? 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It is played by young' and old, so they say, but by the young principally. But as to how and where to play the game-well, ask Miss Sheldon. She'll tell you. ill Sk Sli Ulf Mr. F. lHearing a dog barking out- sidel-There's one of your students locked outside. Mr. N.-It's a Freshman. lk Dk wk wk Mr. Finley-Look up nitro-glycerine in your appendix. SIG PK Ik Sk Mr. Yankie-I've got it in my head, but that's about all. 'll III Sk Ill Mr. Finley-Arthur, name a non- metal that ends in Une . Art Buchfinch-Moonshine. At eight P. M. while ma and pa Helped entertain with Sisg Both Bert and Gladys, in distant seats Sat as far apart as this At nine o'clock when pa withdrew And sought his room upstairs, These lovers found some photographs And nearer brought their chairs. At ten o'clock when ma retired O then, ye gods-what bliss! The lovers sat till nearly one Aboutascloseasthis. Ik PK ik Ik Miss Bloomingdale-Neal, why are you late to class? Neal C.-Class began before I got here. bk Sk 42 'F Harold B.-Why does Raish like to turn that pencil sharpener so much ? Kenneth W.-He thinks he's cranking his Ford. Sk HF Sk Sk Art B.-Listen here. Caesar did die. 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An Up-to-Date SECOND HAND FURNITURE STORE Rugs Stoves Congoleums 403 West Third Street Grand Island, Nebraska ::::::::::vc::: :: :::rc:a::o4::1::r --t--------- AA... ---------: FAIRMONTS Q ' Q Fairmonfs Better Milk and Cream l ll ALL QUALITY PRODUCTS QQ QE MANUFACTURED AND GUARANTEED BY Fairmont Creamery Co. Tramp-I've eaten nothin' but snow- balls for three days, mum. Lady-You poor man. What would you have done had it been summer time 'Z ak HF if 214 Alice H.-Do you really think clothes make the man? Billy P.-Of course not. It's the kind of a car he drives. Sk wk Sk Ik Shorty B.-I would like to look at some mirrors. Clerk-Hand mirrors? Shorty-No. Some I can see my face m. Hlfikvkbk A woman came into the car with five children. She busied herself seating them. A benevolent old gentleman arose and gave her his seat. 'Are these all your children, madam 'Z' he asked, 'or is it a picnic ?' 'They're all mine,' snapped the Woman, 'and it's no picnic! Answer found on a test paper-Freez- ing is 32 fair in height. 214 1? IIS 8 Teacher - Who married Princess Mary ? Freda S.-Oh, I know. Doug. Pk ik Pk HIS Harvey D.-Mr. Finley, I heard that they sold frogs to the breweries in Ger- many. Mr. Finley-What for? Harvey-They use the hops in them for making beer. Sli SK ik Sli A lady awoke in the middle of the night and found a burglar ramsacking her trunk. She did not scream, but looking the burglar in the eye she point- ed at the door and said: Leave me at once, sir. Oh, that's all right, said the burglar, as he backed toward the door, I had no intention of taking you, madam. 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SPEOIALIZING IN CLOTHES FOR YOUNG MEN The really important things to consider about clothes are that they are becoming, fashionable, durable. You are assured of all this in Kuppenheimer and Micheals Stern 8z Co. clothes for the young men. You Will Like Our Showing of Better Clothes for Less Money :::oooooc:9ooooc::::: 1 II II II II II I II II II II I I II II :I I I I II II II II II II I II II II I II I I II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II II :I I I II II II II II II II I II II II II II II II II II II II II I II II II II II SEEBOHM'S OPERA HOUSE CONFECTIONERY Ice Cream Lunches Cigars Candy Cold Fountain Drinks 121 South Locust Street Phone Black 920 -A AA-------Q--------Q--::: J. L. HUMPHREY GENERAL INSURANCE Room 42, Hedde Building Telephone 95 District Manager Peoria Life GILBERT MOTOR COMPANY Phone 33 415-17 West Third Street STAR CARS Touring ................. 95443 Coupes .......... .... 5 80 Sedans, four door ......... 645 DURANT CARS Touring .,......-....... S 890 Coupes, two models ...... 1075 Sedans ......,1........1 1365 Prices F. O. B. Factory The Name VALUE STORE is an assurance that the goods sold at this store have merit at better prices, and merit in merchandise builds business ::::::::::::::::::::::e-::::roooooQ r ll P3:::2333:::::::::::::t2:2::::::::3:::::9:::tI::::I1::::: 33:31 ll ll nr 'P ll IP 1- 1: ff 'g se fc as lr rg i . 0 iv 0 7' . A X U up N , - --. :V 1 I ' f ll 3 3 Il 'THEiSTEELiIUT' U ll I 'Q ll ' 5 I , at Qlmfc ea as 3 WWW-?. R. 53 1: fi I Il gg ll II II ll il 0 0 ll U 3 G Cl I ' ' I' -+ rein S HH S GVOFI G 1' If fl nr lb ll U ll 0 :: ix-- ::::::::: :,:,-,x:x::::::::,:::::x:::::-:::::.4 Definitions Credit-The reward of hard study on a good bluff. Written recitation-A sneaking trick employed by a few teachers. Molecule-The brains of a Freshman. Knee-A movable settee for young ladies. Laboratory- A resort where the imaginative powers are developed. Exam-A final show down. Date-A Freshman's idea of a good time. Class-An aggregation of varied men- tality. Love-An ocean of emotion surround- ed by expense. Middle Ages - Those ages, which when women reach, they stop counting. Strategy-When you run out of know- ledge and you don't want your teacher to know it, it's strategy to keep on re- citing. I'd rather be a Could-be If I couldn't be an Are For a Could-be is a May-be With a chance at touching par. I'd rather be a Has-been Than a Might-have-been by far For a Might-have-been has never been And a Has-been was once an Are. Pklkvkbk I don't care to keep that school girl complexion, said Howard Johnson as he brushed the lapel of his coat. H4 Pk :K 9k First Hobo-Bill, I sorta wish I'd been born a cannibal. Second Bo-Wot! And eat people? First Hobo-Well, I dunno, but some- times I git to wanderin' wot a flapper'd taste like. Pk Pk rl: ak Philip N. fTranslating Ovid J- - and the arrow was driven up to the feathers in his neck. gvfmesinu CLOTHING COMPANY The House of the Famous KUPPENHEIMER AND FASHIGN PARK Finest Young IVIen's Clothing You young men will find just the suit you have in mind, colofr and style, most any time priced to suit your purse : STETSGN HATS DUNLAP HATS EMERY SHIRTS PHOENIX HOSIERY SUPERIGR UNDERWEAR BURKLEY KNIT TIES :1oc:::vo4::::14:::::voc::::roc:::04:::oo4:::::rooc-- -- cheaper for him to have died. K:::::::::::::::::::q:::::::::::::::::::::::::::p.4:::::v4:::::::4:::::::X 0 fx I nu gg 'bv'-k'.'hW-2zw'2'wJ-Ezwvkv-'deaf-had-M g if jp' wif 2 EE W e BL E RIBBON COFFEE 0 Q.-'Sf' H D X ll jj Roasted Fresh Every Day jj II S The common coffee shrub is an evergreen plant, which in its native II growth is a slender tree of eighteen to twenty feet in height, with the greater S 4' art of the trunk clear but opening near the top into a few long drooping 0 P :I B branches. Under cultivation the shrub is kept in a condition of short close nr growth, from four to six feet high, so as to increase the crop and to facilitate ll picking it-the branches, flexible, loose and expanding out and downwards, f: B the lower ones horizontal, and the upper, inclined to trail- the whole very u pleasing in appearance. The leaves are oblong-ovate in shape, from five to 1: six inches long and from two to three inches in width when full grown, smooth, firm and leathery in texture, dark, shiny green on the upper surface, ll 0 and pale g'reen underneath. The flowers are white and fragrant, resembling the jassamine in odor, growing in dense clusters in the axils of the leaves. ll ,, E The fruit, which quickly follows the flower, is a fleshy berry, green at first, ll changing to a yellowish tint, then to red, looking then much like a small 4' red cherry, and finally to a smooth glossy purple or dark red. ll :I S The Coffee Shrub grows best in rich, well-irrigated soil, and the best QI varieties are produced in up-land countries. It is from these varieties that H X careful selections are made for blending- ll 1: ss - BLUE RIBBCN CCFFEE ff IOOZ soon ll 4.::::::::ee::::::::ee:::::::::e::::::::.c:..:..: Mr. Newell-I don't care much about dates. two doctor's visits. Sk ik Ik Pk Nubby N . QStriking a brave posel- Myrtle H.-It cost a man S3 000 for Mr. Newell -It would have been Shoot, Cupid, shoot. lk rr lk Ik Mr. Finley-Louis, what is a base? Louis S.-Er-a base is the thing-is the thing which a thing rests on. Ik Pk Sk ak Max M. fRiding in Mr. Rost's new Ford coupej-These Ford coupes are just big enough for two persons, aren't they? H. Demary-I wonder if that's why Mr. Rost bought one. 41 4148 Il Miss Bloomingdale-Students should be so able to concentrate that if an ele- phant passed through the room, they wouldn't see it. Margaret C.-Yes, but they could sure hear it. Ill lk ik Ill Mr. Frederickson-William, what is the meaning of iacet ? William M.-He hurls. Charles P.-It doesn't. He lies. William M.-Ah, I didn't. if Sk Ik Ill Miss Bloomingdale-Fred, on what did Swift write? Fred M.-On The Tale of a Tub. Il Sl! ik Ill History Shark-Alexander was the most handsome man of his time. Dellmond G.-That's because Buch- finck wasn't living then. Ik Ill Ill FK Mr. Finley-What's the matter with that reversible equation, Louis ? Louis H.-It's turned around, isn't it? PHONE 641 WE DYE TO LIVE DEPENDABLE CLEANERS AL. RASMUSSEN EARL TUTTLE 114 NORTH PINE Grand Island, Nebraska Alterations and Repairing a Specialty PHONE 641 GRAND ISLAND EXPERT SHOE REPAIRING ALEX SCHACK, Prop. We Mend the Rips, and Patch Up the Holes. Fix Up the Heels, and Save Your Soles. Phone Red 1004 112 N. Locust Please Don't 'Forget to Call Us We Call for and Deliver FREE YOUR TRADE APPRECIATED Thank You o::::: :::o1:::::c:::pc:::::::: TUCKER'S BOOK SHOP OLD AND RELIABLE ESTABLISHED 1883 HARDWARE FOR HARDWEAR BQQKS, NEWS Sportsman's Headquarters STATIONERY Anything for Your Game THE R. H. MCALLISTER CO. 112 South Locust Street 118 West Third Street 3 MA 4 :::n:n:m:n:::,mJ :poo ::::::::::::::::x:::::ro::::::: ------ A Message From the Bank The State Bank of Grand Island wishes to convey the following message to the students of Grand Island High School, especially the graduates of 1923: We realize that the saving of money by students during their school days is a difficult task and somewhat impractical if they are to attend strictly to their studies. Let us suggest that a student's most practical savings efforts should be toward the storage of knowledge and let him make the most of the educational advantages offered him in his high school days. The financial and commercial institutions of Grand Island generally are paying largely for the excellent schools which this city maintainsg Gladly do we pay this tithe for your welfare, assuming that you will make the most of these advantages. We along with the rest of the community will be well repaid if you do take advantage of these opportunities and later take your places as good citizens in the life of this community in your chosen professions. The STATE BANK OF GRAND ISLAND is interested in the success of Grand Island high school and all its students, and solicits at all times their banking business. Pretty Footwear at Modest Prices for the Graduates h-fff BUY FoRMERLY THE Bucks Boors by 215155 5. sHoE MARKET W 4' gl , lfgi-fx .142 ' Bob- You look sweet enough to eat. He-My father has a rabbit tattooed Gert- I do! Where shall we go Y on his arm. :lf Pr 'P if She-That's nothing. My father has Some won't like this annual much hairs all OVGF his Chest- Others may-tho-well. 4' ' 'F ' But let me tell those few who don't Were you ever pinched for golng They ought to be in -. fast ? M. Mehring. No, but I've been slapped. ----v-- ---- -vv-r:::c::oc::o4::::::::poc: -----,, --AA -- ...-. -------- ::::::::::::::::::::::::1::: STEINMEIER CONFECTIONERY FINE LINE OF CANDIES FRUITS AND CIGARS Our Ice Cream Will Please You 324 West Fourth Street Grand Island, Nebraska R. R. HORTH CHAS. G. RYAN HORTH Sz RYAN LAWYERS Office in Ryan Block 113 North Locust Street GRAND ISLAND, NEBRASKA T. B. HORD GRAIN CO. L. A. ZUEHLKE, Manager COAL, FEED AND GRAIN Phone 313 124 North Walnut Street FRALICK8z JACKMAN See Them for ALL KINDS OF INSURANCE Equitable Building and Loan Association Building A -A--- A--A - --A ---A--- o4:------ Does Your Printing Carry the I I II ' ' 7 II I lrnprint of ,Sltality . 1' II II II II I II I II I I I I 'I OUR equipment in men and machinery is used by 1, 1, those buyers of printing who recognize and appref I , ciate the tangible Value of perfect mechanical manuf I I II 'I facture, plus our intelligent planning, to result in I II printing which truly represents them. Does your I Il printed matter really serve you? I' I I II I II I II I t s - - 5 if L+- f if f glfcg -e - ii ' mi 7 'III in i 1'IAiiGUf1!i3:i ' nf l 'tIifrrIIlIlJIii5tIII.Ir, W mm IfWIIfr.iQe P1 'II WI 9 .li .21 .1 In -- 1 q IIIIIIM' ,N III, , wnlhyy In., M ' nWvQr,H'r - M mydflhwf IWW: MWEQMEQEHU TI Wx, ,if If lil I Anim an If'f I 'T XI, ittg Iii, i 'I 'ff 't ' ' I I I III I I rt h as at I I II I aaaf 1 fe 'i'l'T 5' I I I I -g' i 55- T5' gg ' fgjglif W., , - , ,fi1 2i' , , x -V Y Q .-A-' ,If -' if- . L- ' ' A' - 'Q'-X X K W ' .E,,g5r , f ' f W' i f. V V f- r , Q wnulvlularm Y A T v- 1- 1 x - ,, x - , M., Ki- - 1 2? - 'fi'-W ' ' .-.,- - L--T rr i f i i V i W V M umlll :FT m X -,,.,,?-N 7 fir? Y' R-2.-ifigfglg if Y, I I The Augustine Company Advertising Printing ll8flZO East Second Street Grand Island, Nebraska g :::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::.4 r-:::::::::22:2::::::::f::::::::::::::f::::1:22:22:22:::::ff: Aff:f 1 COMFORTABLE UPHOLSTERED 1 O H A T R s if ,J f--::::::-:::::---:::-::::::::::::-:::::::: oooo :::::1 ll D fl IC Il FT- 1 1 II 5 Q 'E Grand lslancl's Newest if 11 'D L11 1 1 1 II , 1 as 1 EE QQ Picture House 52 E if 5 :E il H l 59 Q 5: 1: ra e SE H A 1: 1: E Q Il tl II w 1I 0 ll O ll Q H51 EE as EE 5 a EE . 1 EE C EE 5- 1: Presentm the 1 14 1: 4,12 ll 1l Q ll an II 1 Il Eff lf BETTER PICTURES 1 if ll 4 EE .I WITH MUSIC THAT THRILLS X ll 1 FROM A BIG BARTON ORGAN il L:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::222:2222::::::::::::::::0::::::::o4 HI-Y Another year has come and almost gone. A year that has brought us many gains and a few losses. Now and then we have had a few hard hills to climb, but we have always managed to make them, so taking it all in all we have had a very good year. Mr. Burge is our adviser and leader, a man in every respect and well fitted for the work he is doing. Rev. Harman is leading us this semester in the devo- tional work, a spiritual man of undoubted ability. Judge Paine, Mr. Rost and others drop into a meeting now and then with a few good suggestions. With men like these to help us, no wonder we have been successful. Our only loss this year was Mr. Smith, the originator of our club. We have made a substantial gain in membership and even boosted our treas- ury. Again, as last year, we lead in social activities for any boys Organization in this city, having several bean feeds, oyster stews and parties. We introduced into the football camp the idea of having prominent business and professional men address the boys in the long evenings, and later in the year we entertained the football squad at the Y . If you want to get into a real boys' organization join us. All that we re- quire is that you have a firm belief in Jesus Christ and live a clean, manly life. LEWIS ROBERTS. QOCt::3t::::::::: :::::::::::::: :::::::10t:::::::1301 Young Men! For your Graduation Clothes we are prepared to show you the finest in Collegian Suits M alory Hats Ide and Arrow Shirts American Gentlemen Shoes The Newest in Neckwear And Other F arnishings In Everything You Wear THE BEST FOR LESS MONEY Max Greenberger Sl Co WE APPRECIATE YOUR BUSINESS :o::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::4:::::::::::rc:xoQ4::: 1 See Our Classy Styles in FOOTWEAR NEW MODELS IN LOW SHOES FOR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN Quality Footwear DECATUR 8z BEEGLE Yellow Front Shoe Store O'LOUGHLIN LIVINGSTON CO. FURNITURE AND UNDERTAKIN G We Sell It For Less Grand Island, Nebraska WATSON TIRE CO. 106 East 4th St. Phone 266 Diamond Tires and Tubes Accessories -Ffa-444 GRAND ISLAND RUBBER WORKS 114 West Second Street RADIO SUPPLIES Phone 118 The Best in Drug Store Service PEASE DRUG CO. 21, await .mn Corner-123 West Third The Best in Drug Store Goods O ll u nu nu nu P ll P 2 ll ll ll ll ll ll 5 P 4 v::::-:l: I ll ll S X 2 :OOC vv--- ---v- -Q ::::::::p:::::::::::: :::: WE LIVE TO SERVE WE SERVE TO LIVE CALIFORNIA CAFE HOME COOKING When Wanting Good Things to Eat Come and See Us D. W. RAISH AND SON PHONE 1310 106 EAST THIRD STREET AAAAAAAAAAAA :::::4::::::p4:::::po:::::::poo9g EMPRESS THEATRE THE BEST IN PHOTOPLAYS We Always Try to Please and Your Patronage is Appreciated gil I I ' r DRY GOODS WOMEN'S WEAR MILLINERY One of the R. C. U. Syndicate 900 Stores New and nifty things from our New York and Chicago head- quarters arriving daily The best place to shop, because we sell for cash and give you. more for your money Fc- - 004: ...v-vv...--- -vv-----vv v ll ll ll ll ,F ,ig ' F EAST 1 ll ll ll ll ii l EE Urder EE l l gg CANNED GOODL ig From Your Grocer DISTRIBUTED ONLY BY EE SE II ll I I he Ulr - I albert Ci if Glade L.-I always take pains with Walter W.-No girl ever made a fool my work. of me. - Prof. Rost-Yes, and it gives me one Paul N.-Who did? too. 3413434 Mary H.-Did you get home before the storm last night? Marga1'et R.-No. The storm took place after I got home. Pk PI4 34 214 Teacher-What was Nelson's farewell address ? Thelma U.-Heaven, ma'm. 34 14 H4 34 Miss Beal-Tell about the last days of Pompeii. Dellmond G.-Wasn't it him who died of some sort of eruption? 2l4Pl4?l4IK Bunnie L.-What's the matter with the car? It squeaks. Rupert S.-Can't help it. It's got pig iron in the axles. PI4 PI4 PI4 4l4 Speaker-Do I make myself plain? Voice in back of the room--No. The Lord made you so. SI4 PI4 44 DI4 She-Oh, Victor! How lovely of you to bring me these beautiful flowers. How sweet they are and how fresh! I do believe there is a little dew on them yet. Victor-W-Well, yes, there isg but I'll pay it tomorrow. 1414124 How to Grow a Mustache Allow your wiskers to grow to a reas- onable length. Then rub them thor- oughly with course salt. Place a glass of water before you. When the hairs come out to get a drink tie knots in them close to their roots. Y' 'A ' ' -' A - -A '-- A ---A --- 1 4 lr I DAVIES CAFETERIA - - - - W , V 1 4533215 'ln O1fJ6Ql? , . , ,., , C X ?n0PQWbf1'S'0o? f -sum. ,sw N ' Wu, ' X ' f , K I ' 1 . o f-J gx .IN X, f x THE HOUSE OF QUICK SERVICE Hours 9:00 a. m. to 5:00 p. m. Sunday by Appointment Office Phone 167 Residence Phone 2474 H. C. WENGERT, M. D. Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat 'Glasses Fitted 217 M W. Third St. Grand Island :::::::::::::::::::::::::::: The Best Line of MEATS POULTRY AND FISH To Be Had at K. 8a B. MEAT MARKET 'n S u' KREHMKE 81 BIXEMANN Proprietors FRED HALD COMMERCIAL PRINTER Telephone Red 1718 Grand Island Nebraska vv--,,,:p.4:,,,,---,,,c--,,99q:-,,1- , -,---v:c---,- -v---:booooo :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::oc::::: RADIQ---Sets and Parts Electric Merchandising The Home of the Hoover Sweeper PHGNE 22 YOUR SERVICE COMPANY Central Power Co. YUUR CDPPCDRTUNITY may come today-are you ready for it? Can you place your hand on S2000 or 3S5000? Opportunity makes the man, but money makes the opportunity! Our 470 Interest is ready to add to your money at Our Savings Department Your money is here, protected by the De- positors Guaranty Fund of the State of Nebraska Commercial State Bank oo -ooc---o-+------ P.-, --- A... -- ---- II II II II II II I Il I I II ll I I I II II I I II II II II II II II II II II II I I II II II I I II II II II I I II II II II II II I I I I I II I I I II II II II II II II II II II II I II II II I II II II I kit Paints and Glass Field and Garden Seeds FRANK KUNZE HARDWARE STOVES AND RANGES 303 West Third Street Duplex Fireless Stoves Fairy Pressure Cookers ISDELL 8: HINTZ INDIAN MOTORCYCLES and BICYCLES Sporting Goods 113 W. 2nd St. Phone 1462 IT WILL PAY YOU TO TRADE at KNICKREHM'S GROCERY PHONE 392 102 WEST FOURTH STREET 51 lllllTEp 5 i 2 5 , Z G'QAk3 g '+I A Fraternal Association With Protection for Men and Women Alike Over Fourteen Million Dollars Paid Out For Benefits on Nebraska Members A Surplus Now of 3642369.63 Join Now. The Oldest and Best Call on The Grand Recorder at A. 0. U. W. Headquarters Bldg. ----- ---------A---A--11:-1-A-A :::::::::::::voc::::::pc::: l F:::':::: '::::::: :: :::::'c::::: I:::: ::::::::: :xxal A Real Good Place to Buy if FURNITURE - RUGS - RANGES if Warm Air Heating Systems fl THAT sATlsTY if We Furnish the Home Complete JARVIS FURNITURE 0- Where Quality and Prices Meet PHONE 831 122 EAST THIRD STREET Geraldine M.-I washed by hair this morning, and I can't do anything with it. Edgar, take your feet out of the aisle and let me pass. Edgar N .-I washed my feet last night and I can't do anything with them. Ili Pk 214 if A school boy once gave his teacher this illustrative definition of responsi- bility. Boys have two buttons to their sus- penders, so's to keep their pants up. When one button comes off, there's a good deal of responsibility on the other button. Pk wk fl: Pk A large manufacturing concern once received the following postal: Dear Sir:- Please send me yore catter- loge of electrical battreys. Yores truly, P. S. You need not send it. I have changed my mind. Son-Ma, how old is that lamp? Ma-About ten years old, son. Son-Turn it down, ma. It's too young to smoke. :K if Pk Pk Howard S.-She's a corker. Carl D.-Who is? Howard S.-Why, that girl who works down at the factory. 2l4Pl42l42k Ed. and Mag. together were Oft in close communion seen. Ed. was but an editor, And Mag. a weekly magazine. PK D14 ,lf Sli Mr. Bratt-This is the worst town for gossip I've ever been in. Mr. Newell-Ha. What have you been doing now? Pk S1 Sli Pk Mr. Finley-What is steam? Leonard M.-Water crazy with the heat. ------:,-- ----------- v-----v:p4:---v CIGARS CANDIES R. H. VON OHLEN CONFECTIONERY NEWS SCHOOL SUPPLIES 114 N. Locust Street PHONE 1683 PRINCE 82 PRINCE ATTORNEYS-AT-LAW Over Commercial State Bank FRANK 1K. PFLUCKHAHN SHOEMAKER AND EXPERT REPAIRING Phone 2309 111 South Wheeler Grand Island, Nebraska -Qooooooc-----:A ---- :vc ------ A' DRS. HIGGINS 8: CARSON Practice Limited to Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat HEDDE BUILDING We Give Special Attention to the Fitting of Glasses -zpoocvaooc--ooooc---:ooc-:rc--ooc-:o9c- gg lf you went to be 5g ll Well Dressed at the Least Cost l 5l'l0P at ii ll I t Q if gg I I I 55 ll exgerzv C snow ..A+...: +..A Velma Blain's mother, upon returning home at noon one day, found the follow- ing note on the dining room table: Mother, I have gone to school. If you have any trouble getting in the house, the key is in the mail box. Velma Ik lk Sk S Mr. Eitelbus fln Shorthandj-A note for 312,000 run for ninety days. Laverne M.-How far did it run? FK Pk 34 wk I want a shave, said Thurston Davies, as he climbed into a chair at the Saratoga barber shop. I don't want a hair cut or a shampoo. Neither do I want any bay rum, witch hazel, hair tonic, hot towels, or face massage. I don't want the manicure lady to hold my hand, or the bootblack to fondle with my feet. I just want a plain shave with no trimmings. Do you understand that ? Yes, sir, said the barber. Will you have some lather on your face, sir ? Ray C.-What you say to me goes in one ear and out the other. Philip N .-Why naturally, there is nothing there to stop it. Dk Sk Sk SK Harvey D.-What's the use of Chem- istry anyway? Mr. Finley-To keep the graduating class from being too large. ak Ill wk ill Avis L.-I've traveled so fast that the telephone poles looked like a comb. Mildred G.-That's not fast. I've gone so fast that the cows and a stream and a field of tomatoes looked like soup. HIHHFIIHPF Paul S.-My dad had a scarecrow that kept them so scared that the crows stayed away for five years. Hugo B.-That's nothing. My dad had a scarecrow that scared them so that they brought back a bushel of corn they took the year before. --A-:rooooc ---- A---------- 'SAY IT WITH FLOWERS' TO THE 1923 GRADUATES ALWAYS FROM WILLIAMS THE FLORIST M P5 . .X gg-go,-.og 2, 108 South Locust Street THEO. J ESSEN 8z SON OPERA HOUSE PHARMACY Phone 959 Phone Red 882 Grand Island, Nebraska DRY CLEANING PRESSING RELINING REPAIRING BOY D'5 CLEAN ER RUG CLEANING Auto Upholstering and House Furnishings Cleaned Phone 850 412 West Third HENRY J. BARTENBACH 8a SON EXCLUSIVE WALL PAPER, GLASS AND PAINTS ::voooQ fooioc-1: ----A- :l:---t- -:bt--AJ: -A--- '---A -AA'--A- A-:::::::::::q ll li gg 1880 1923 QE il Forty-three Years of Service :E II ' II il ii THE as ll ll gg GRAND ISLAND gf ag NATIONAL gg Q5 BANK if Grand Island, Nebraska SE Teachers! Students! We want YOU among our customers SE One Dollar starts an account in our Savings Department jf The Bank Which Not Only Serves-But Appreciates l:-:-x--,:::,:::-xx-:::::---::.:::.:--x-:x:.:ex:-:::::-::J New Song Hits I'll Put Away My Tweezers 'Till My Eyebrows Meet Again. Old Detroit Must be Heaven, For My Fliver Came From There. We Feed Our Hogs on Raisin Mash to Get Our Pickled Pigs' Feet. 2141421434 Mr. Hutchins-Waiter, how much is my check ? Waiter-38.00, slr. Mr. Hutchins-Umph. Where's your horse? Waiter-Sir, I have no horse. Mr. Hutchins-That's funny. Jesse James had one. Pk PF P14 P14 Teacher-What products do we get from India ? Charlie F.-India-gestion. bk Ik 44 214 Little girls like to play with dolls, and so do their older brothers in High School. Evil of Intemperances Two pints, one quart, Two quarts, one fight, One fight, two cops, Two cops, one judge, One judge, thirty days. Bill G.-I flunked cold on that test. Guy M.-You did. I thought it was soft. Bill G.-Yes, but I had vaseline in my hair, and my mind slipped. 14 31 vl4 44 Dear Ed.: They say money talks. All it ever said to me was good-bye. Yours poorly, Myself. 44 sk S4 214 Bliss-Did you give Jake the ball to play With? Nubby N.-Yes. He promised to let me be Secretary of the Navy when he got to be President of the U. S. A---1-1-::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::oo4::::::::::::::::::::::::::::oc:::pc:::l::::p4:: ::::::::::p4:::::: Tmoel, Politics, Posterity Business, School and Social Life HAVE MADE Photograph A NECESSITY The More You Know About PHOTOGRAPHS 0LlI'S--- The Better Kind LCCKF. STUDIC :booed :rc------1:--t--:l:--'-A--A--A-- S 100.00 REWARD For evidence and con- viction of any person defacing, shooting or in any Way mutilating signs bearing this im- print- EE:iEQLSiste-ini Grand Island, Nebraska ::::::::::: ::l::: ::::: DR. W. R. GIPSON DENTAL SURGEON Phone 1896 Above Royal Chocolate Shop Kelly Springfield U. S. Tires VOSS RUBBER CO. TIRE REPAIRING TRUCK TIRE SERVICE Phone 940 115 West Second Street 210 210 JOHN W. SINK'S BILLIARD PARLOR For Soft Drinks and Candies Call Us For LATE ATHLETIC RETURNS 210 210 -v-:vc-:bc-t-Jc-0ooo9Q-0oo0oc-:l:-,-Jc--- - - - - -A- -- A A -v-:b4:- v -:b4:-:-v- e--1:-:- l Txxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx3 xxx xxxxxx T MCCRACKE The Sign of the Sudden Service Drug Store and 22 Up-to-the-Minute Soda Fountain 22 ll VlSlT CUR UKOZY KORNE.R Try our Special Drinks that no one else can prepare We say: A Dollar's Worth for a Dollar E ig McCracken Drug Co. gr Two eoop sroRr.s gg Ei 102 East Third Street 208 West Third Street THE LATIN CLUB The Latin Club was organized last yea.r under the leadership of the Cicero class. The purpose was to make the study of Latin more interesting by acquaint- ing us with Roman customs. Any Latin student may become a member by pre- senting his name for approval. In the two year-'s existence the club has grown rapidly in membership. This has been largely due to the efforts of Frieda Schumacher, Chairman of the mem- bership Committee. The club has a regular meeting on the last Friday of every month. The first part is a business session, the president Philip Nemir, presiding. Then follows an enteresting social time, usually given over to a Latin entertainment, under the direction of Irene Anderson, of the Entertainment Committee. At one very amus- ing meeting, a mock wedding ceremony was performed. The wedding party wore Roman costumes, and the very dignified priest spoke in Latin. After the cere- mony the wedding refreshments were served. At another meeting the play, Perseus and the Dragon, was performed. The actors did good work and the play was greatly appreciated. But not all of our activities are along Latin lines, for some are distinctly American and modern. One of the modern events was a very profitable candy sale at one of the High School Football games. So you see the club does things in more than one line of work. This organization has been sponsored by the Latin instructors of the school, Miss Brock, Mrs. Bare, and Mr. Frederickson. Much of the club's success has been due to the enthusiasm of these teachers. All the club's fame is not a thing of the past for we are sure that it will continue to grow until it is one of the strongest organizations of the Grand Island High School. LUCILE ROGERS Y. .--A.A.---- ---A---- - --- ---- --AA-oo ---A------- -------+--- - A .1 IR-A TALBOT BARBER SHOP AND POOL HALL First Class Work Guaranteed QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ- Q-fr,J5...-23:1 ,Q -55.5 ,gggbysggk , , ' ,R :Fi -sv ' W A 'L' .ii ?2Jr'1r'?'fr'f I L fo 1 Q Ffg'lQ!1f5.. i ?iz11fwizirf-X. - .,,':'f ' Muff S 1 .-:jj 1 f inf The Record of the WOODSTOCK Typewriter in the Grand Island High School-as well as in hun- dreds of banks and offices in this territory-is a most enviable one. Sold by The Thomas V. McGowan Co. The Handy Supply House 0 0 0 o o lb ll II ll ll 0 0 o o 0 0 lb II ll 0 o o 0 o o 0 0 o o o 0 0 ll ll ll ll II ll ll ll ll ll ll ll II 0 I ll 4 o ll ll 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 lr lr 0 0 0 0 o o 0 lr o 0 0 0 0 0 o o 0 lb 4I 0 o o 0 II 0 0 o 1 lr ll 0 0 oo ---,--- GRAND ISLAND'S FRESH VEGETABLE AND FRUIT MARKET mn. ,WL A Q 5 If U' TYGIITQCXQ, '- 'EN' ,, , - QE ig, E fs X f Ill THE BEE HIVE Phone 100 eo::oo::oQq:::::::ooooo:::: : : J. G. WOODIN, M. D. -:roc----oovvv-o--- vv----v--- Grand Island Conservatory of Music JANE PINDER, Director Phone 187 Glover Bldg. oA---- -A-- q---Ao-AoA---oq- 'Q9CC!CC: :::::::::::3t: :v4:-:ro4:- ----------:pQQQ4:--- ' ' '1 The I Grand Island Dail Independent I FIRST WITH THE. NEWS V Mrs. Holmes-Louis, are you going to take your Saturday night bath? Louis H.-Yes, ma, next Monday. DIG SIG Sli Sk LaVerne M. fafter waiting in confec- tionery store for some timej-Here, young lady who waits on the nuts? lk S14 PIG Pk Ray C.-Arnold is so dense that he thinks a Latin pony is a horse. Dk Sk Ik Pk Freda S.-This Ovid certainly is ridiculous. Listen to this. The purple roofs of his shoulders were all covered with green and red fish. SK PF PIG SIG Miss B.-No one ever heard of a sen- tence Without a predicate. Ray C.-I have. Thirty days. ak Sk Sk Ulf Mr. Finley-Whose suitcase is that in the aisle? Harvey D.-That's Pau1's foot. Harold B.-Doctor, will you give me something for my head? Doc.-My dear boy, I wouldn't have it for a gift. wk Dk Pk PIC Red Roberts-My cousin Worked out at the National Guard camp last sum- mer. Don Evans-Yeah, he used to carry water to me. Red Roberts-Yes, he told me he wat- ered the mules. Pk bk Pk Pk Mr. Finley-Arthur, you chew that gum so hard and loud that it's no Wonder you can't hear me. SIG Pk wk 'IG Mr. N ewell-Harry, how much time did you spend on this lesson? Harry S.-One hour, railroad time. Mr. Newell-What do you mean by railroad time? Harry S.-Stops included. ---:::o:::oooo- The Chicago Lumber Ce. OF GRAND ISLAND Lumber and Coal THE YARD WITH THE BIG SHED TELEPHQNE -48 JQHN DOHRN, Manager of Grand Island ::::::::::::::3:::::sec:oQ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: -----oQ------A-A-A0Q-- -- SMOKE G. I. Made Cigars LINCOLN HIGHWAY 5c EMIL F. RICKERT Manufacturer of Cigars PALACE SHININ G PARLOR Chairs For Ladies We Sharpen Single and Double Razor Blades Let the BECKER MUSIC CO. Place Music in Your Home Edison Phonographs Victor-Victrolas Grand, Upright and Player Pianos EVERYTHING IN MUSIC 101-103 East Third Street o::::::::::::::::::::oo::::::o TOM LANE'S TIRE SHOP HORSESHOE TIRES ACCESSORIES FORD PARTS 120 South Wheeler 0 ll if THE 5: ll ll II ll I O I I ll 0 ll as orth Side Auditorium it ff ii SE RGLLER SKATING If Spend an afternoon or an evening with us in a way that will do you good all over. We have a nice large room, a perfect floor, 5E good skates, and the management to see that order is kept. Try it. 0 li ll 0 EE AFTERNOONS AND EVENINGS SE 0 ll II II I1 Admission l0c Skates 25C if ll fl EE 415 WEST FOURTH STREET EE Teacher-Bobby, give an example of the word damper. Bobby-Pa says ma is too dampertic- ular about his feet being wiped. :lc :1: :Is :le Miss Ray-Is Max a rapid typist? Miss Bretz-I'll say he is. Why, he can operate a machine faster than he can spell. Teacher-Do you know the population of Grand Island? Slenderville-Not all of them. I don't get acquainted very fast. .v. .v. .v, .E .,. 4. .,. .,. Cop-Hey, there! Don't you know you can't turn around on this street? Elmer S.-I think I can make it all right. :k :ie al: :iz My money lies over the ocean My money lies over the sea, O, give it a strong sleeping potion, And bring back my money to me. Inquisitive Questions Answered by the Editor Gladys B.-What is considered the end of a perfect day. Ed.-Twelve o'clock, P. M. :le :l: Thirsty D.-What is the height of laziness? Ed.-Sitting in the pasture on a mush- room with a pail between your legs, waiting for the cow to back up to be milked. :Ia :lc Margaret M.-What is rouge? Ed.-Canned sunshine. :lc :lc Helen H.-Are there any painless dentists? Ed.-Yes, it doesn't hurt them. :ls :I4 Bogan K.-Why does a cat swallow a mouse head first? Ed.-So she can use the tail for a toothpick. The Jones usic 0. 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One d1'op will kill you. :li 224 Plf Pk The old negro woman stood by the grave of her husband and said mourn- fully: Po' Rastus! I hope he's gone where I spec he aint. 221 wif is 21: Mr. Bratt-Tell what you know about the English race. Frank H.-I wasn't there. I went to the football game. Pl: rk :R :lc Mary F.-Have you any mail for me? Postman-What's your name? Mary F.-You'll find it on the en- velope. Mr. Newell-Times are so hard a trav- eling salesman can't even sell overcoats to Eskimos. is ak :ll Pk Neal C.-If I was sitting on the back of a mule, what fruit would I represent? Ray C.-I guess it would be a pair, 2? ik :K 214 Mr. Finley-Arthur, can you tell me the difference between oxygen and hydrogen. Arthur B.-Yes, take a whiff of one. If you live, it's oxygen. If you die, it's hydrogen. Fl: fl: ill is Freshie-I put my whole brain into this poem. Editor-Evidently. I see that it's a blank verse. 3 m 3 3 Amy K.-What makes it so cold in here? , Raymond C.-I just looked out the window and saw the fire escape. :cc:::::::::::::o::o::e::oooo:::oQ-::ooo:::::::::::::::::o::: The Best Place to Eat is Your Home, the Next Best Place is Our Restaurants THE KOEHLER CAFE THE GRAND CAFE G. I. Quality Restaurants PURITY QUALITY GOOD SERVICE GIVE US A TRIAL Arrange With Us Your Special Dinners in Our Private Dining Rooms ------A-AA------Ao--co-----A-----A 9-A---A---------A------- SANITARY CONDITIONS HELP S U MAKE ALL CUSTOMERS HERE EAGERLY RETURN 113 So. Wheeler 8 Phone 155 MEAT MARKET 6 6 EVERHART RUBBER WORKS EVERYTHING FOR THE AUTO HOME OF Gooo TIRES 6 6 ':: ----A90 ---- -'A--oo ::9c::: :::::p4::::: :1:--14: MEET YOUR FRIENDS AT DUNN'S PHARMACY The Drug Store where the High School Students are always wel- come We Have the Most Sanitary Soda Fountain in the City :b1:---1 ---v---v- -v-- SANITARY MEAT MARKET WEINRICK BROS., Props. We Specialize on QUALITY AND SERVICE We Handle Government Inspected Meats Exclusively PALACE CAFE' on .igo Q Q S. SHINDO, Proprietor 120 South Locust Street Grand Island, Nebr. IRA T. PAINE D. H. FISHBURN President Vice-President BAYARD H. PAINE Secretary PAINE-FISHBURN GRANITE CO. Established by Ira T. Paine in 1888 Granite and Marble MONUMENTS 114 T0 124 NORTH WALNUT ST. Grand Island, Nebraska Inc' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' V 'uni gg 0 nu 'P Q5 When Your Thoughts Turn to Good gg jf Things to Eat if 0 ll U ll QQ Fresh Vegetables Canned Vegetables if Fruits Canned Fruits 1: Candies Canned Meats IE if Cheese Fancy Bottled Goods Eg if Fresh Bakery Goods Fancy Jellies and Jams if Sunshine Cookies and Crackers if Beech-N ut and Heinz Products 1: Blue Ribbon, Rob Roy and Butter Nut Coffees Il ll 1' ll 1' 4, ll if Think Of the 1: I I tl g -----A---A ---- A A ----- AA A---.A AA if IDEAL GRGCERY Or Phone 306 Fresh.-I've been trying to think of a word for two weeks. Soph.-How about fortnight? Mr. Frederickson-You got it right the first time but you didn't mean it. 22414214214 Mother-What in the world do you want of yeast? Kid-Well, if it helps to give Pa a kick, it oughta improve our football team. 214341444 An Immediate Saving Ikey kicked in the bathroom door and discovered Rebecca dead in the bath tub. For a moment he gazed horror stricken, then rushed to the head of the stairs and shouted to the maid, Mary, Mary! Yes, sir answered the shixa. Only von egg for breakfast dis morn- ing, Mary. All those who think our jokes are poor Would quickly change their view, Could they compare the ones we print With those that we refuse. THE STAFF. 245434214 It's not been hard to make this book 'Twas simple, don't you see? We got a man named Victor Hunt And left the rest to he. Student Body. ?l47l45i49lf Woman-Now, if you don't leave at once, I'll call my husband, and he used to play football with Harvard. Tramp-Lady, if youse love your hus- band, don't3 because I used to play wid Yale. 21434214214 College Soph.-Say, Freshman, do you know who I am ? Fresh.-No. Don't you ? ooo -eq -ooo 000-900 To the mduate AS YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS TURN -ONE BY ONE, THE PAGES OF THIS CHERISHED BOOK, WHICH MARKS THE TERMINATION OF MANY PLEASANT HIGH SCHOOL DAYS. YOU WILL AGAIN COME TO THESE PAGES IN FUTURE YEARS AND LIVE FOR A FEW MOMENTS IN THE PAST- A PAST, WHICH AT THAT TIME MARK- ED THE BEGINNING OF A NEW GOAL TO BE CONQUERED. JUST SO, HAVE WE PASSED FROM YEAR TO YEAR, THRU CALM AND TROUBLESOME SEAS, TAKING THE GOOD AND THE BAD, BUT STAND OUT TODAY AS IN YEARS GONEBY--A BEACON IN THIS TERRITORY GUIDING ALL WITH A MERCHANDISE POLICY WHICH HAS STOOD THE TEST OF TIME- Quality Sefrfvice Satisfactzon ISWQIL QRQ EVERYTHING TO WEAR V. ll li ll I I I El SAY IT 'WITH FLOWERS 1 BUT ll ' PROVE IT WITH JEWELRY :I If BUY :E GIFTS THAT LAST , AT ll ' CAREY AND N IETFELD RELGIS JEWELERS BULOVA WATCHES I ,:::,::::::,: ..,.. ,, .... ,--, ..... -:- ...A. ,,-:------ 1, ,,..v .,.. - - - ,... - v..,. - - -----, I ll 4 D P 1 1 I P ll .: LINDERMAN BROS. 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A rolling pin? A bed tick? An ink stand? A bed spring? A chicken dressing? Ik wk SK Sli Ulrick H.-Oh, I Wish I were the very ground she Walks on! Milford M.-That would never do. She'd get stuck in the mud. Mr. Yankie-Why are you late ? Fred M.-I started late, sir. Mr. Yankie-Why didn't you start early? Fred M.-It was too late to start early. Ili PK :lf Pk Bill M.-Mr. Frederickson, I have been told that Caesar had an Irish sweet- heart. Is there any proof? Mr. Frederickson-You have been cor- rectly informed. When he came to the Rhine he proposed to Bridget. Sli if FF HF How many times do I have to tell you, Bobby, that one must keep his eyes closed during prayer? Yes, mammag how do you know I don't? :lf PF Pk PIG Judge-You have been found guilty of speeding. What do you Want, ten days or ten dollars? Victor H.-I'll take the money. -At-A-A A.A. A ..... t------A- GEDDES 8z CO. 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