Grand Island High School - Purple and Gold Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

Text from Pages 1 - 142 of the 1922 volume:

THE AUGUSTINE COMPANY Grand Island, Nebraska 3 -Tlefi P59 Bi EQ xiii? P5QCii'ifiL,fj ff5Q 7 if 93 2, ll .jg mln -1 9 1 P I w 1 1 i ,N W P P P I. f THE PURPLE AND GGLD A P P P 7 l PUBLISHED ANNUALLY 3 5 BY THE SENICR CLASS - 1922 Volume 16 ieggfg,ffijbiwggfi AP 12:1 ,Pai Pwi iff, Nb STUDENTS AND FACULTY G. I. H. S.-1922 + My -JH In recognition of forty years of faithful and continuous service to the Grand Island schools, the staff, who deem it an honor to be graduated from his school, dedicate the nineteen hundred twenty-two issue of the Purple and Gold to Superintendent ROBERT J. BARR THE PURPLE AND GOLD Hail to the colors that We love so well, Gold are the fields that are kissed by the sun, Hurrah for the Purple and Gold! When golden robed harvest is nigh. Purple the beams of the rnorn that foretell Gold are the curtains that evening has spun, Of pleasures the day will unfold. And studded with gold is the sky. Purple the hills with the ripening vine, Gold is the moon as she rides through the night, As the season brings forth its riches benigh, And gold is the color that stands for the Hail! hail to the colors that We love so well, rightg Hurrah for the Purple and Gold! Hail! hail to the color that stands for the right, Hurrah for the Purple and Gold! I-Iere's to the high school whose colors We sing, And here's to the hearts that are true. Let every voice with ecstacy ring, Whenever our colors we view. Memories dear the sight will recall, And scenes that are past return to us all, Hail! hail to the high school Whose colors We sing, Hurrah for the Purple and Gold! PreX. BOARD OF EDUCATION B. E. BOWERSOX, President , S. E. SINKE, Secretary ED. BAKER FRANK ALDEN I. L. HUMPHREY S. A. NWILSON DEL RYDER CHAS. FRALICK CI-IAS. MCELROY B. E. BOWERSOX, President JI Y S Rn va K' X lit. MR. YANKIE R. J. BARR P ' 1 . lmclpa Supermtendent MISS BLOOMINGDALE Ass't Principal, English MR. SPRINGER MISS BLUNK MR- FINLEY Coach. Commercial Science, Normal Science E MISS JUDKINS MISS WURSCH MISS HALLOCK Mathematics Spanish French, History s 5 MISS JORDON English MISS RAY Mathematics 2 MR. EITELBUSS MISS SOTHMAN Shorthand History and Civics MISS BRETZ MISS SI-IELDON Typewriting Sewing MISS PATTERSON MR. BUCHAN History Mathematics Miss ENOCH Domestic Science MISS NICHOLS MISS BROCK Latin Latin MISS GARMIRE English l MR. ROST MR WELLS MISS SWARTZ Bookkeeping t The Class of 1922 Wish to express their appreciation of Mr. Yankie's untiring efforts toward making their lastyear in High School both pleasant and profitable. His interest in us and in our Work has been most helpful, and We are proud to be the first class to be graduated under Principal R. H. Yankie. J , awww f ff HOWARD BACON General , . , Edltm' 3 HENRIETTA BARTENBAGH Jes a-restm through and through, I could get along without nothin' College P1'eDm'atU1'y else to do. Wrinkles are the tomb of lovc. ELIZABETH BAER GLEN BEACH College Preparatory College Preparatory Editor 2 Y. W. C. A. Cabinet 3, 4 FOOL Ball 3, 4 Student Cvwwil 4 Basket Ball 4 When the teacher wasn't lookin' And eyes and a complexion, Ah, Hc'd be th'owin' wadsg er crookin Heavens ! Pius- LEO BLACK College Preparatory Honor Student Vice-President 1, 4 Basket Ball 1, 2, 3, 4 Foot Ball 2, 3, 4 Track 1, 3, 4 1 1 1 , He does his best, and when his bcst's g52FeY1E13?I1iSFI bad, ,. , 3. .y He donlt fret none, nor he donit Genius can walk alone, talent get sad. needs help. BERTHA BECKER RAYMOND BOYD Business College Preparatory Kindly and warm and tender There is not sweeter repose than that which is brought with labour. LEATHA CAMPBELL EMERSON BRYANT College Preparatory Class Play English Business I like men who are temperate The unspoken word never does harm. And moderate in everything. GLADYS BROWN MARGARET CHRISTENSEN English Normal Business Basket Ball 1' 2' 3' 4 My heart is true as steel. May we never murmur without cause, And never have cause to murmur. REVA DEAN MARION DAVIS Normal Foot Ball 2' 44 General Track 3 Serenglgeand safe from passion's stormy Student 0011110114 M855 Play How calm they glide into the port nl' . Keep cool and you command everybody. age. LORNA DAVIS MERWYN DETWEILER Business, College Preparatory College Preparatory Secretary and Treasurer 2 Vice'President 1. President 2 I Vice-Ifresident 3. Foot Ball 3, 4. Y' if P' glclggslplay The remedy is worse than the disease The world belongs to the energretic. ELOISE FRALICK College Preparatory JOHN IBONIGAN HOHOI' Student b . I I Secretary and Treasurer 2, 4 College Plelfmaloly Basket B311 1. Class Play Hashfulness is a great hindrance to a Oh you flavor everything man. You are the vanilla of society. LILLIAN DILLON CLARENCE ERIKSEN Latin, Normal Ggneral Life is a jest. and all things show il, President 3' I thought it once, but now I know il. Girls we love for what they are: Young men for what they promise CAROL KINGSBURY HOMER FREDERICKS College PI.eWu.aL0l.y College Pi'epa1'aLol'y Secretary 1 Secretary-Treasurer 2 Track 1. 4. Y. W'. C, A. Cabinet 3.4. A man he seems ol' cheerful yester- It is a wise mother who knows her days and confident tomorrows. own child. VIOLA JARVIS CLAIR GREENWOOD Normal Training College Preparatory Business Class Play Class Play Man has his will, The c-nurse of true love never did run But woman her way. smoolli. LEO GRADY T k Business rac 1. Editor 1. President 2. vw Assistant Manager of P. 8: G. 3. DELLA KISKALI Business Manager of P. 8: G. 4. BUSIHQSS Class Play Honor Student It's your lips have kissed The Blarn- Earth's noblest thing, ey, sure. a woman perfected. DORIS KIKENDALL DONALD HAGGART College Preparatory College Preparatory Valedictorian Vice-President 3. Salutatorian Cla-SS Play He wanted to learn ever-thing on There is a woman at the beginning of earth there was to learn. all yweal things. LLOYD KELLY General Vice President l. Foot Ball 4, 5. Class Play HELEN MAI-,Ek Oh you were a lucky lad-- . Just as good as you were bad! Enghsh' Normal And a host of friends you had. Sensibility is thc power of woman HELEN LYLE FRED LAPE Business College Preparatory Class Play Class Play Y0u've a manner all so mellow The honest man is a rare variety of That it cheers and warms a fellow. the human species. , CARL LUMBARD College Preparatory Business Honor Student LEONA MEVES Editor' 4. Class Play. Business A proper man, as one shall see in Honor Student summens day. Common sense is not a common thing. EVA MASTEN FRED MAURER Business A Business Secretary and Treasurer 1,2. Plague! ef they ainft somptinf in They that govern the most make the work 'at kindo goes agin' my convic- least noise. tions. AUDREY MINOR FLOYD NICHOLAS Normal College Preparatory Honor Student Oh the present is too sweet to go on I have often regretted my speech, forevel' thus. never my silcncol HELEN MEYER JOHN NIELSEN Business B ' Honor Student ,. usmess . Editor-invchief of P. 8: G. 4. Snr, I would rather be l'lLZl'll. than be Some are born great. some achieve llmsldent' greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em. AVIS OSBORN JESSIE OLSON Business Business 0011820 P1'eIJH1'Htf'1'b' A laugh is worth a hundred groans in I would do what I pleased any market. CATHERINE O'CONNOR College Preparatory Student Council 4. Honor Student A book is good company-it is not jealous if you turn to other pleasures. EILEEN POORE Business Anything for a quiet life LLOYD PRUNER Basket Ball 1, 3, 4 Foot Ball 3, 4 President 4 His mouth is a grin with the corners ISABEL RICH tucked in, and his laugh is so breezy General and bright. I have my own ambition. EVA MAE RICE EDWARD POWELL College Pl'9D31'al0!'Y College Preparatory Basket. Ball 2. 3, li ' Class Play Y' W' C' A' Cabmet 4' Class Play The fewer words the better And seemed in work as well as play 10 lake the Szmxe delight. FRED REGAN English Foot Ball 3, 4 Track 3 ANITA SEEBOHM And the best of all ways BHSIHQSS T0 lengthen our days Such blushes as adorn the ruddy Wel- Is to steal a few hours from night. kin on the purple morn. LEORA SALLADY KENNETH SWARTWOOD Business College Preparatory Silence is the perfecizest herald of joy. Class Play I woke one morning and found myself famous. ARTHUR SENKBEIL HELEN STILLER Business Business Outward actions can never give a just She's of the earth, but her thoughts estimate of us. are with the stars. HILDA SENKBEIL A A PAUL s1NK Business English Class Play President 1 Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. Foot Ball 1' 2' 5' 4 '1 M'k 1 His cake is dough. MARGARET TRUCKEY HOWARD SMITH Businesr General Basket Ball 1, 2, 3, 4 Learning makcs a man fit company And yet I find a sly for himself. Little twinkle in your eye. LIBBIAN TICKEY Business Basket Ball 1, 2, 3, 4 It ain't no use to grumble and complain g 11's just as cheap and easy ln rejoice. I AURENCE THIEMAN College Preparatory Business Honor Student Vice-President 2 Secreta1'y-Treasurei' 3 Advertising Manager of P. Kz G. 4 Class Play And what he didn't know aint Wutli knowin' From Genesis clean to liasebzill. HAROLD WATTS College Preparatory MARY WEINRICH His daily, nightly task is O'l'C-- Normal He leans fsleepsj over his desk no more. Each one sees what she carries in heart. FLORENCE WEEKS College Preparatory Now fair, and square, and true. FRANCIS YOUNG College Preparatory Class Play He's tough, I reckon But none too tough. LUCILE SCHADT Business The more I see of men the betLe1' I think of animals. ALICE WISHARD HELEN SALZBURN Business Business Love looks not with the eyes, but with Man, I bell you, is a vicious animal the mind. THE SENIOR CLASS OF 1922 President: Lloyd Pruner Vice-President: Leo Black Secretary and Treasurer: Eloise Fralick Class Flower: Daffodil Class Colors: Blue and Gold A SENIOR'S DREAM He awoke with a start, gave a quick look around and then let out a long and joyful sigh of relief. Cold beads of sweat were wiped from his brow on to the sleeve of a much abused sweater. A large 22 on the sweater will partly serve as an explanation though it will not explain all. By questioning it was learned that he had been dreaming and a peculiar dream it was. But why not? It was about the class of '22. Facts were like cats settling a trivial indifference, well mixed. But they were false cats and true to their colors. It seemed that the class started its High Life in a very tender green state. Now this is not false. For was there ever a class that did not start green? Surely not, for only green things grow. The question is do they grow more or less green. The only difference between the class of '22 and preceeding classes being that it was greener to begin with. Here the questionable part begins. Yet on second thought is it so questionable? Seniors were mistaken for teachers and teachers for Seniors. Consequently difficulties arose, Seniors were asked for aid, and problems were explained to the teachers. But soon the scene changed, as it progressed it grew worse and the class began to change color. Certain teachers were taught new and easier ways of finding the square root or the area of a triangle. This gave them more time to do as they liked and they dearly loved to pitch horse-shoes on the campus. Others after learning a few needful facts about history went roller-skating where bumps were re- ceived, but they came from no historical knowledge. The science teachers were interested in making HZS and nothing could keep them from it. Why was this. Had they hopes of becoming famous by distinguishing its odor from that of rotten eggs? No one knows but it is a fine hair to split. The language and business teachers who worked together tried to write Latin in Short- hand. Typewriters left for repairs because of attempts to conjugate the dead languages on them. Finally when graduation time approached the bubble was ready to burst, the climax was near and it was this that probably caused the sweat on the brow of the Senior who dreamed this nonsense. The Athletes of the class had done nothing in either foot-ball, basket-ball, or track. No laurels were carried off, no records were broken. Socially all were dead and good times were unknown. Mentally all were deficient, and most of the little that had been learned was forgotten. When examinations came all followed the leader and flunked. The class play was so successful that the gate receipts had to be refunded. And finally it was announced that no diplomas would be issued until all school work was done over. The class was just bordering on suicide when the dreamer awoke and the weird dream was over. But even though he had been in misery while it lasted he was glad, for having seen things as they were not, he was now better able to see them as they are. Hoping others will do the same the power and influence of the class will not be mentioned. Our joys were many and well known. Our sorrows though few are still felt. One being the loss of a classmate, who caught up with us and then remained but a short time and will not be forgotten by those who knew him. Nothing more will be said of our affairs but we do leave our record as a source of inspiration to the Juniors, perspiration for the Sophomores and observation by the Freshies. In the Seniors put your trust. Carl Lumbard, '22. A STRING or PEARLS A One Act Play by Claire Wallace Flynn Curtain Raiser CAST OF CHARACTERS Mr. Madison ..,,....... ,,,,. C arl Lumbard Peggy Madison .....r.,...-- , ---...., Eloise Fralick Miss Phoebe Madison sn.. - ,.r.,.. Helen Lyle Hanna .,,,r...u......,.... . ....r.. Hilda Senkbeil Ethel Madison ..,,..., -.--Leatha Campbell Mr. Anthony August Waterlg-ury .N,----- Leo Grady DOWN IN MAINE By Charles Townsend A-Four Act Comedy Given by the Senior Class Under the Direction CAST OF CHARACTERS of Miss Bloomingdale in Maine. Zeft Cummings--- ---- Laurence Thieman Jimpsey ------- Ralph ----------- --------- M arion Davis Mose Gossin ----- Neil Wentworth ----- ---- K enneth Swartwood Susie Cummings ---- Bingle ----------- -------- , --Lloyd Kelly Mrs. Cummings ----- Tomps -. -------- ---.------ F red Lape Keziah ---------- Mr. Holder ---- ---- E dward Powell Betsey Tomps ---- SYNOPSIS . The action of the play takes place in a present day, on a farm Act The Hardscrobble farm in June. Act The picnic in the woods. Act Setting room at Uncle Zeyh's. Act Setting' room at Uncle Zephls -----Francis Young Clair Greenwood ------Lorna Davis ----Eva Mae Rice -----Doris Kikendall ----Viola Jarvis SENIOR B HARLEY CANDISH RAYMOND MURPHY KENNETH WILSON SADIE BUELL President Vice-President Sccretary-'I'rcasure1' Editor I SENIOR B We entered the Grand Island High School, or the Hall of Knowledge, for the first time in February, 1919. We passed successfully and without a great deal of difficulty from green Freshman to serene and dignified Sophomores. After mastering some of the terrible subjects connected with this year we became wise and know- it-all Juniors. With much confidence we have raised ourselves to the exalted position of Seniors. Our original number of fifty-six members has dwindled considerably. Some have moved to other cities where they have resumed their studies, a few became disgusted with school learning in general have dropped out, while still others have forged 'ahead and will graduate with this year's class. However, it is Quality and not Quantity that counts. This year we held a meeting for the purpose of electing new class officers. We selected Harley Candish to assume the President's duties, Raymond Murphy to perform those of Vice-President and Kenneth Wilson to act as Secre- tary and Treasurer. So far, we have accomplished very little in social lines and while the statement of Just Waitt sometimes does not work out well, yet who knows but what our little class might get busy along these lines before our career at G. I. High School is ended? Sadie Mg Buell, '23. N s in 1 r LAVERNE McFARLAND HELEN HEUSINGER FRANK HANNA MILDRED GRAHAM President Vice-President Secretary-Treasurer Editor We're here and We're going to stay, Nothing you do can drive us away! We've got all the vim and the energy to That it takes to put a good thing thru! For three long years We've been with you, And We'll be with you another, too! We've got the zest, welll stand the test Watch us if you would see the best. Our officers are sure all right, JUNIOR A Theyld work for us both day and night. VVe'1'e wearing pins of gold so true, Next time you see us, just look! will you? In High School sports We've made our mark In parties too, We've touched a spark. We're sorry now to say good bye, But we'll see you again next year at High! Mildred Graham, '23 JUNIOR A JUNIOR B 'T by- , V ' ' If .' BTN 9:5 '55 27225.27 41 Zigi? 73795 21115 fuvf' :iii 'gil 'Hia .15 E 'I I ff? ': XF: - -I H -1-' FST 3: iii' 9J?LT-N 'SLN 'Zu 'ff' 'H Z- Z1 'l nl 551 N275 31 'iff Zi 'lie if if Y fgflkti' nit: fnifl' 'f ri . 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Our class is, we believe, the first to defy all traditions and be really truly Juniors, not Webster's definition of Junior, that of an inferior state, but our own definition, that of an exalted state, second only to the glorious Seniors themselves. At a meeting of our class 'we elected a very efficient staff of officers. Arthur Buchfink, who was elected President last fall to fill the vacancy left by Elizabeth Farns- worth, was re-elected at that time. Robert Krall was elected Vice-President and Bertram Jones, Secretary-Treas- urer. We are extremely fortunate in having Mrs. Yankie for our sponsor. In athletics this year our class showed itself to an advantage being well represented both in foot ball and basket ball. Our social activities have not been so limited this year as in former years and have taken the forms of both ice skating and roller skating parties. We also took advantage of the opportunity offered by 'February twenty-second and had a very enjoyable Washington Party. Ruth Williams, '24, W1 Q bww '15 cffywwlf V xlsix H I 'll.,,ry!j'h4 6 , L G ffl I' 7 W , ' 5, . 'Q l Qmiflse R 1! . 5 f s ,-,lf-f A42 . , , I t ff f ' A-ZZ W . Oy 011101495 VELMA BLAIN ALBERT NEUMAYER ELMER SCHEEL RALPH FULTON President Vice-President Szcretary-Treasurer Editor ' SOPHOMORE A Our class has now reached the half-way mark in our High School course, and is still going strong. As sum- ming up our accomplishments Would take up too much space and our faults not enough, only a few of our records can be given. The boys of our class Won the contest in selling the most tickets to the Father and Son Banquet and the girls did the same in selling tickets to the Mother and Daughter Banquet. Our class basket ball team made a good shovving in the class tournament and We are also represented in both school foot ball and basket ball teams. During this semester we have had a class party, a Wiener roast, and those taking Latin, gave a Latin play in the Gymnasium. All this probably explains why some of the students of higher classes have joined us. Our officers for this semester are President, Velma Blaineg Vice-President, Albert Neumayerg Secretary-Treasurer, Elmer Scheel. Ralph Fulton, '24, SOPHOMORE A SOPHOMORE B BEULAH WILSON MILFORD MEHRING HOWARD GEDDES ULRICH HARMON President Vice-President Secretary-Treasurer Editor i SOPHOMORE B Each class as it climbs higher toward the final goal, leaves a place vacant for the succeeding one to occupy. So we have taken a step forward and nearer the final one. We came into the High School, a class of forty in number but as some could not stand the higher atmosphere we now, in the first semester of our second year, have only twenty-six. The social spirit of our class has been greatly lacking, but we are hoping and planning to create an interest along this line so' that we may develop loyalty to our class and to our school. At a recent class meet- ing we elected the following officers: President, Beulah Wilsong Vice-President, Milfred Mehring, Secretary- Treasurer, Howard Geddes. Ulrich M. Harmon, '25 SX i 4 In fi 3 , L 51 fy? ,K f A LN Q - V- :. 1 I L fist M X ,L Xp ' X N V W Y W, ' if ' 1 .f ZW!! .7 PZ fi Z A DOROTHY MORGAN MARGARET REIMERS OLGA ERICKSON RUPERT STITT President Vice-President Secretary-Treasurer Editor FRESHMAN A Don't you remember those fond illusions we had about High School when we were in the grades? When we first came over here, what rosy visions we had of all play and no work. But now our dreams have fallen off the precipice of knowledge and lie scattered on the rocks of hard facts. Everything went along fine until time for the first test. That was the first bump. Things got harder and harder and the bumps more frequent, but still we smiled now and then. Then came the end of the semester, and with it exams. We began to get worried. After studying most of the night for the Exam next day, we put on the armor Bluffl' and took up the good sword Ignorance and tackled the test. We worried, mussed up our hair, and thought that it was all over. Afterwards we compared answers and found them all different. Finally we got enough courage to ask our fate. Well, some of us were glad and some sad, but for the most part we all got through more or less. So we think that the first semester taught that school is all work and no play. So here's to the health of the Freshmen A. Rupert Stitt, '25. FRESHMAN A FRESHMAN B FRANK ALEXANDER DOROTHY MORGAN DOROTHY WILSON RICHARD DAVIS President Vice-President Secretary-Treasurer Editor FRESHMAN B The way we Freshies have this High School Proposition doped out is like a game of chess. The Seniors are Without doubt, in their own minds at least, the most valuable pieces on the board, the castles'y and queens The Juniors seem but of little less importance in our estimation, so, naturally, we consider them thel kings and bishops, Then come the Sophomores whose slight superiority we admit, so we dub them the knights . We recognize in ourselves the lowly pawns, Like the pawns, Freshmen must always keep the straight and narrow way, while the others are allowed much more freedom in their movements. And, like the pawns we outnumber any other class. And no game can be played without us. Although our station is humble, we fill a very important position in High School life. Wouldn't it be terrible if there were no Freshmen to play tricks on, or tell jokes about? Why, they might pick on the Seniors! ! ! We are content to be just pawns'l for a while, but watch us during the next three years. Dick Davis, '26, STUDENT COUNCIL THE STUDENT COUNCIL The Student Council was organized in the interest of the student body and for the purpose of developing a finer school spirit, through training in self-government. The Council consists of a representative from each of the High School Organizations which are: The Faculty, the eight classes, the Latin Club, the H. S. Girls' Club, the Hi-Y Club, and the Athletic Club. After a month of studying plans and constitutions of other schools a constitution was adopted which seemed suitable to the needs of this High School. In order that better conduct might be obtained about the building, committees for hall, lunch room, and grounds were organized each under the super- vision of a Council member. The Council has established a Reading Room supplied with many of the current magazines. This is a popularplace for those Who are studious enough to gain admission. This room is entirely under the supervision of the Reading Room Committee. The personnel of the council is as follows: Marion Davis, Senior A, President, Elizabeth Baer, H. S. Girl's Club, Vice-President, Frank Hanna, Hi-Y Club, Secretary, Catherine O'Connor, Senior A, Treasurer, Chairman of Reading Room Committee, Lloyd Kelly, Athletics, Prosecuting Attorney, Miss Judkins, Faculty, Albert Neumayer, Sophomore A, Chairman of Hall Committee, Donald Campbell, Junior B, Chairman of Lunch Room Committee, Kenneth Wilson, Senior B, Chairman of Grounds Committee, Harold Buenz, J unior A, Margaret Ronnfeldt, Sophomore B, Lucile Rogers, Latin Club, Catherine Buechler, Freshman A, Reporter. Catherine Buechler, '25, THE LATIN CLUB The members of the Cicero class, feeling the need of a club, discussed the matter with their teacher, Miss Brock. They then decided to organize which was done after Mr. Yankie's permis- sion had been obtained. Then the class appointed three of its members for the program com- mittee. The program was held on February 24, 1922. It consisted of a comic poem, part in English, part in Latin, two talks on the customs of ancient Rome, and America sung in Latin, followed by the election of officers. This club was organized for the special purpose of making the study of Latin more real and interesting to the members of the Latin classes. Any Grand Island High School student of Latin is elegible to this club on payment of the dues of twenty-five cents. There are now twenty boys and thirty-four girls desiring membership. Many plans are being considered for the carrying out of the purpose of the club. But only the following will be made public at this time: a monthly meeting, the program of which will be taken charge of by a different class each time. It is hinted that there may be a Roman marriage in Latin, a Roman Play of life in Latin, and of course it will all be club talent, and a wonderful Roman banquet-I must say that nothing like this has hitherto been attempted in Grand Island! But enoughl Secrets are secrets, I must stop. In the future watch for the good times of the Latin Club of G. I. H. S. Charles B. Paine. t W. Y. C. A. HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS' CLUB A wholly new constitution was created for this new organization and with Betty Baer as president, the work and play was soon in full swing. A house-party was held at The Cedarsl' consisting of the members of the old and new cabinets, allowing the new cabinet to become acquainted with its new work. It began with a Membership Campaign, which enlarged the club to about seventy members. A Tea was given in the High School Gym, for the new girls. A few weeks later a large number of girls enjoyed a wiener roast in North Park. Next on the role was a Stunt Party in November. December, a winter month always looked forward to, brought the successful Christmas Kid Party-of course Santa was there. Devotional meetings were held after school in Miss Ray's room. The Sewing room was occupied on Thursday evenings by members of the club, sewing layettes for the Christmas Cheer Work of the Red Cross. Our club joined in the Vesper Service in the Presbyterian church this year. We have enjoyed several banquets-Ythe Annual Banquet and the Mother-Daughter Banquet, which was made a real success with the aid of the High School Benefit Club. The Japanese Pantomine, Cat Fear was pre- sented for the purpose of raising one hundred dollars to send delegates to Conference at Lake Okoboji. With the newly elected officers, we have the assurance that the Club will live up to its ideals as nearly as possible and that the social times will be continued. President, Elizabeth Baerg Vice-President, Elizabeth Prince, Secretary, Clara Michelmanng Treasurer, Ferrol Bowersox. The Chairmen of the committees are as follows: Program Committee, Margaret Fowleg Poster Com- mittee, Ruth Williams, Music Committee, Lorna Davis, Social Committee, Eva Mae Rice, Social Service, Thelma Uebel, and Decorating Committee, Carol Kingsbury. Miss Ray has been sponsor and advisor. S Clara Michelmann. HI-Y Here we are again. Rich, happy and still growing. Under the leadership of Vesper Smith, the best Hi-Y man in the world, we've had a great year, and now have some records to be proud of. During the year we have given five feeds and four Wiener roasts, believing the shortest route to a boy's heart is through his stomach, and the Hi-Y works for speedy results. Add to this four real parties and you have the total of our social activities. Each Wednesday night we have our Bible Study under the direction of Doctor Woodin whose services we were lucky enough to secure. The Doctor served several years in Burma as a missionary and he knows how to make the class interesting and well worth attending. Then consider us as workers. Why boy, we love it, as long as it doesn't get too affectionate. Last fall when the Y started its drive we told them we had a real team, then proceeded to show them, holding first place up to the last of the drive. Then we decided it would look bad for a boy's team to defeat five teams of men so we gave the men's team first place and took second for ourselves. Last fall we also sent ten boys to the Hi-Y conference at Kearney, for a three day visit, and Kearney certainly treated the boys royally. In March we commenced work on our one hundred dollar pledge to the HY . We put on that thrill- ing melo-drama, The Upper Trail a play showing something of our work. As we didn't make enough here to cover our pledge we took The Upper Trail to Dannebrog for a limited engagement of one night. Here we established another record as we are absolutely the only home talent to leave Grand Island and play elsewhere and come home with more money than we had when we left. When it comes to Athletics we're there with the rest of them. We had six fellows on the football squad, four on the basket ball squad and several on the track team. One of our members holds three firsts, won in the recent Y. M. C. A. All-state swimming meet. Last but not least comes Mother's Week, during which we spent the whole week with mother, taking her to church, Hi-Y classes, picnics and sending her flowers. This idea was originated by Vesper Smith and is used extensively all over the state. This concludes our year. And we expect to beat this record in the ensuing year and if you want to get in with a real bunch of boys come join us. Lewis Roberts THE HIGH SCHOOL BENEFIT CLUB The High School Benefit Club was organized with two objects in view-one was to assist the Athletic Board in their efforts to promote clean sports for the High School, and the other, to provide suitable social amusements for the whole student body. During this, their third year of activity, the Athletic board has sent so many S. O. S. calls for financial assistance that there has not been so many parties as last year. A very heavy foot ball schedule last fall kept us too interested to need much else, and also made it necessary for the Club to conduct a lunch stand at two games to pay extra expense caused by the unusually good care our team was given when away from home. Early in October, invitations were mailed to all our parents to attend a reception at the School, for our new principal and all of the 'teachers. Some of us were almost peeved to think that the Club would have a party without us, and maybe they will ask us next time for we turn out lots better than our parents did, though those who did attend had a fine time and were glad they went. Soon after foot ball season closed, about fifty club members and friends came over here one day to mend foot ball sweaters and stockings and in that way, saved the Athletic Board a pretty penny. Then came basket ball-and four nice parties after the games. One was a hard- times party, and those who attended said it was the most fun of all. The classes of 1920 and 1921 were guests at the last party, but all the others were strictly High School affairs and none but High School students were there. The Athletic Board again being in financial difficulty, asked the Club to help send our wond- erful team to the State Tournament at Linco'n. In order to do this, candy sales were held at all games, different classes being asked each time to donate candy. In this way 360.00 was netted for the cause, and enough more was earned by giving a Father and Son Banquet, in the gym., to send the boys, in good style. The men and boys all say that was the greatest success of any thing the club ever did, and the ladies say that if every one hadn't given so generously, and if the boys hadn't had so much pep in selling tickets and singing 'n' everything it wouldn't have been a success at all. But then, that's just what the c'ub is trying to do--get every one in the Whole town to pull together for the good of the High School. The girls felt a little jealous because they didn't have some kind of a doings so the club joined with the High School Girls Club and a Mother and Daughter Banquet was given at the Y. W. C. A. April 17. We girls are sure the boys couldn't have had a better one, even if We didn't make as much noise. The last entertainment of the year will be the third annual Senior and Faculty Banquet, which will be given at the Y. W. May 10. This is really the only chance the class and faculty have had to be together and say things to each other in toasts and songs and we Seniors think its going to be one of the pleasures of graduation that we shall always like to remember. We, as a class, feel that we have lots of things to thank the Benefit Club for, and hope that suc- ceeding classes may find them as helpful and full of good cheer and encouragement as they have been to us. If they love the G. I. High That's H. S. B. C. If they're boosting all the While, That's H. S. B. C. If they plan lots of fun for us all, If they help us when ever We call Great personalities, full of vitality, That's H. S. B. C. L. D. X XX X mi-.1 'U I Hu ZATVHILETUEQQ ATHLETICS The season of 1921 started with a good coaching staff, wonderful outside support, ten let- tered men back, and the best schedule Grand Island ever had. We never had a fast scoring machine but we had the hardest fighte1's and the steadiest players in the state. We lost one game out of nine played. We lost to Columbus, whose half-back intercepted a pass and raced eighty yards for a touch-down, after we had scored two touch-downs which were not counted. We suc- ceeded in getting Capt. Black and Paul Sink on the all-state team, and six honorable mentions for all-state. This team will always be rememk ered as the first Grand Island team to defeat Omaha. With Capt. Merle Kelly and twelve experienced men back next year watch G. I. go. The 1921-22 basket ball season was without a doubt the most successful season Grand Island ever had. We scored 613 points to the opponents 372. We won 18 out of 21 schedule games. The points scored by each player are Black 164, Crow 148, Pruner 108, Krall 80, Kelso 64, Mandeville 4, Hanna 2, Dibbern 2. We won state-wide recognition at the state tournament when we elimi- nated Lincoln 27-16. The next game we defeated University Place 17-15 in a fast and hard fought game. We lost that night in the semi-finals to Sutton, the State-Champs, 9-13 fwe lost because of their comparatively easy game in the afternoon and our hard gamel. Leo Black was unani- mously chosen all-state center and Mandeville and Pruner were given positions on the second all-state while Crow was given honorable mention. Coach Springer has a track squad of about forty athletes, who are fast developing into form. Grand island will participate in five meets this year and should do well in all of them. ' Lloyd Pruner, '22, BLACK, Center Bunny The best Center in Nebraska. He was given unanimous choice for Center for the all-state team. This is Capt. Black's third and last year. He is one of the best athletes G. I. ever produced. SINK, Half Berries All-state Half. Sink was the back-bone of the team. He is the hardest hitter Grand Island High ever had. Whenever a necessary yard was needed Sink was called upon. Sink finished his four years of service this year. KELLY, Full Bogan He is Captain-elect. Kelly's first year. He was one oi' our best open field runners. With Bogan at the head next year watch 'em go. Honorable men- tion. SPENCE, Right Half This is Harry's first year. His opponents fear his speed and ground gaining' ability, also his knack of breaking up passes. He has one more year. BEACH, Tackie Milky This is 'Fighting Milk's' last year. He was always flrsi to break through the hostile de- fense. He was a stonewall IH defense. He will battle for the Baptist College next year. 1 l , i l l J PRUNER. End Dago Mike Second year to battle for the Purple and Gold. As a foot ball player he has undoubtedly established his name in the hall of fame. He excelled in catch- ing passes and was always the first down under punts. His end was ilery rarely run for gains. Mike leaves us this year. Honorable mention. DETWEILER. Tackie, Tubby Beach's mate. This is 'Tub- by's' second and last year., He deliirhted in breaking up plays and always made a hole when needed. JONES, End Jumbrock A great defensive man and a hard hitter. He is one of the most promising men back next year. He has two more years to battle for the Purple and Gold. - ROENFELDT, Guard Kots This is 'Kots' first year but he played like a veteran. 'Kots' educated toe will be a valuable asset for the 1922 squad. KELSO, Half Buckley This is B0b's second year. Although handicapped by in- juries he played a remarkebe game. Watch him next year. Honorable mention. KELLY. Quarter Back Stub Our smallest man but widely known all over the state as a clever Q. B. He is noted for his sensational open field run- ning. Honorable mention. - w DAVIS, End Deacon This is 'Limies' second and last year to battle for the Purple and Gold. He was a sure tackler. Very few men ran his end for gains but al- ways for losses. ANDERSON. Tackle ..BOb,, This is the lank tackle's l'lrsL year with us. He always out- fought and outplayed his op- ponents. We look for him to star next year. Keep your eye on 'Lanky Bob! NEUMAYER, Guard Tul by 'Tub' was our largest man. He was a stonewall on defense and always opened large holes. He has two more years. HAYNES, Half Back This is Haynes first year. He was one of our best defen- sive men. He made terrific line smashes for good gains. He also has two years left. EVERHART, Tackle Jake This is 'Jake's' first year with us and he looks like a future star. Throwing the op- ponents for losses was his hob- by. 'Jake' should be a whirl- wind his remaining two years. Honorable mention. REGAN, Guard Fighting Fritz 'Fighting Fritz' was Black's right hand man. He was al- ways feared by his opponents. Fritz leaves us this year after two year's of faithful and fighting service. Honorable mention. BASKET BALL TEAM SENIOR GIRLS' BASKET BALL CHAMPIONS TRACK TEAM GRIDIRON MEN OF TWENTY-ONE Lest some should forget the games well won By our football men in twenty-one. I write these few lines to recall their names And point out all those who played the games. Speed Kelly, our quarter lived up to his name He delivered good balls and played a good game. Bogan, his brother won fame galore And if he got hurt he would holler for more. Pruner, was end and a dangerous man It was comp's that he won from ev-e-ry fan. Kensinger, guard, surely played a rough game To put us ahead and win us our fame. Beach, was a tackle and a pretty rough one He was counted by others as a sun-of-a-gun. Dewt, won his honor but handicaps three Prevented his showing us all he could be. Jones, was an end of the very first class Once his speed made him miss a fine forward pass. Jake E., was a tackle and deserves our attention When the season was ended he got honorable mention. Kots, was O. K. and although he was new Won a high rank from the point of his shoe. Neumayer, was here most every game-day With material enough to stop a whole play. Sink, was a half-back who showed up just fine It was he whom they called on to smash through the line Harry Spence, played his part on our stage of fame And made for himself a lasting good name. Davis, was here because of his stuff He knew the game well and he played somwhat rough Weiland, was little but great power he'd show When he took Kelly's place while Speed was K. O. Kelso though hurt very soon in the fall Despite his bad luck proved his merit to all. Anderson, played for the sport and the fun Though pet boils developed when the season begun. Haynes, plowed his way through the human field And men in his way were all forced to yield. Regan, went out for the sport of the game l-Iis training began near a camp of that name. Black needs more space than others hereg He was our captain during this year. Bunny was center as all well know And to see him play-it was not slow. He worked right up to the big state plate And his name was placed on the 'fChampion's Slatef Springer, is another who needs our applause And I'll tell you fellows itls just because He judged the boys from their hard workouts He knew their habits and where abouts He knew which place each man fitted best And weighed their merits with all the rest. He would give them their faults and just let them ride But down in his heart he was filled with pride. And the knowledge he taught and the games we won Comprised our good record for twenty-one. M. M. 'ar 551 T The Q five-em ' P ' :V ,K 4,wfxM,f, fm ' ' Lp , , -J uv, 1 W, ff v 2,f ,nv K ff, gk-2 K, ff fkfzi .4.A. ,f , V,,,,V fri- WV, A K' QU' A vm' w -N , A C ca WN 5 Buwv-xy 1 f' 3 I Q. 1 51 ' A' . I W S Wvsswfldff mf1 AQ, , ,ZW C.2,C-liek'-J THE STAFF THE LAST GASP Did ever you see a sorrier bunch Than these editors, fagged and forlorn? For months we have toiled and rested not. It's no wonder we,re weary, and worn! There's Helen, our Chief, she's fainted away. P. B. S. does his best to revive, And Lorna, poor girl, she's worked just as hard Its a wonder that either survives. Poor Leo! His task was fierce, we all know For the cost, and the funds would not fit, He figured and cut, till all got so mad We threatened quite often to quit. He had for his aid that Junior so gay, Who is known by the name of Vic Hunt, There's Laurence and Howard. Say, did you hear Of that day when they pulled their big stunt. And ran, in their zeal, to add to the Ads, CCould it be 'twas to win our applause 'IJ Right into a truck that paused in their way? How they suffered and bled for the cause ! A tower of strength, M. Mehring we found, Always willing to write or to draw, While Rupert and Dick, Fresh Class A and B For their mates, did good work, as you saw. Ralph Fulton and Ulric, Sophomores both Sung the praise that to them, seemed their due And Ruth, also Bobs we gladly proclaim In the honors, deserve mention too. The B Senior Class has Sadie to thank For the many kind things she has told But Carl, brilliant Carl, we graduates know Has not dared half our fame to unfold! So endeth our task, We hope we have pleased We have earned, if naught else a long rest. And Good Bad or Best, N. G. or Just fine You can bet that we all did our best. THE STAFF. HE THANKS and hearty support of the students, faculty and friends of the G. l. H. 5. is extended to the business men who by their generous support en- ables us to publish the Purple and Gold thus keeping up the school spirit and making a bigger and better G. I. H. 5. E! EI Early to bed and early to riseg Cut the grass and swat the fliesg Mind your business and don't tell liesg Pay your bets with enterprise, And buy from those who advertise. -Ex. Helen L.-Oh, dear, I've lost my pink bow. Jessie O.-How perfectly awful. What did he look like '? A friend is a fellow who knows all about you and likes you just the same. Alice H.-What are the chief objects of edu- cation? Hazel B.-Boys. Raymond B. Cshaking hands with his girly- Dear, do you know I only have one thing against you? Gertrude H.-What's that? Raymond-My hand. ZR Knowledge Is Education Your eyes are the tools thru which Education is acquired. Poor eyes mean a hard struggle and likely failure. Eyes made perfect with proper glasses make study easy and consequent success. -Q' W2 Blocks 59.99 U.R Depot GRAND ISLAND. NEB. El El El 3 PHONES 800 El WE DELIVER CLAYTOWS PHARMACY DRUGS, STATIONERY, PERFUMES POSTAGE STAMPS - COURTESY - Eight Intelligent and Courteous Pharmacists or Assistants AT YOUR SERVICE EI EI Lloyd Kelley-I'd like to be a colonel. Bob A.-Crack yourself, m' lad. Springer to Commercial Arithmetic class- Find the cost of 25 yards of coffee at 87160 a pound. Bunny flingering in the hallb-And dearest, We shall grow old together, you and I. Mother's voice-Well you needn't start doing it down there, need you? Judge tto Vic Huntb-Don't you know the law requires that you have a honker on your car? Vic.-I don't need one, Your Honor, it says 'Dodge Brothers' on the front of my car. Mrs. B.-Betty is progressing by leaps and bounds in her piano practice. Mr. B.-I thought she could not make all that racket with her hands alone. - 0 t Hainline Laundry AND Dry Cleaning Works TELEPHONE 129 Laundering and Dry Cleaning That's Right DRY CLEANING Pressing - Relining - Repairing Phrfme D S West 412 RUG CLEANING Auto Covers and House Furnishings Cleaned Fathers and Mothers GROCERIES AND MEATS Bought From This Store Build Husky Kids Why Not Trade Here? Walnut Grocery and Market EDWARD SMITH, Proprietor 215 No. Walnut Phone 1017 Over One Hundred in 51.1 , 3 ,4 rx L' . Use in Grand Island 31195 and every one giving 100W sat- LTi1,?'QQifhfQfg.- isfaction. We claim for the .- Woodstock Standard Typewriter I ' every desireable feature, conven- ience and possibility of the leading writing' ma- chines of the world. THE THOMAS V. MCGOWAN CO. SALES SERVICE 306 West Third St. Grand Island, Neb. El ' El LASTING GIFTS For Every GRADUATE Beautiful and Useful Remembrances B. E. JOLLS Jeweler Optometrist 224 West 3rd E E! Byron Williams-Can you imagine Lloyd Kelly trying to kiss a tall girl? Lloyd Lyman-Yes! He'd he just like an Irishman climb- ing Mt. Vesuvius. Byron--HOW so? Lloyd-Trying to get at the crayterzs mouth. Why is a schoolroom like a Ford ? It has a crank in front, and noise all around. Why is a crow? Caws. The girls were making their fruit cakes and Helen H. said something about dates. Yes, said Alice H., good dates are so hard to get these days. El El USE White Elephant Flour THE GLADE MILLS SL, El El ' El El Theo. lessen 81 Son OPERA HOUSE PHARMACY High Quality Footwear At Popular Prices PARTY SHOES DRESS SHOES STREET SHOES Phone 959 Phone R-1824 Satins Patents Kid FEINBERG NOVELTY BO0T SHOP GRAND ISLAND :: NEBRASKA 214 West Third EI EI Fl El A El IB G. I. Candy Kitchen THE HOME OF SWEETS We Make Our Own Supreme Candies and Ice Cream Sherbert WE APPRECIATE YOUR PATRONAGE HAVENS TRANSFER CO. KOEHLER TAXI LINE Night and Day Service Phone 106 We Never Sleep Busses For Rent for All Athletic Purposes and Parties of 12 to 16 Passengers E i 1 1 E E 1 1 U' Ei What Becomes of Them Senior-Long lessons, no bed, brain fever- El El has dim- . . Better Butter Delicia Ice Cream J unior-Take fair one, hope fled, heart brok- en-he's dead. Soph.-Conceited, swelled head, burst cran- ium-he's dead. Fresh.-Milk famine, not fed, starvation -he's dead. Taking: the Count Housekeeper-What makes you so late with the milk these mornings? Milkman-Well you see, mum, the law does- n't allow us any more than 25,000,000 bacteria to the gallon, an' you Wouldn't believe how long it takes to count the little varmints! Mr. Rost--I hear you talk in your sleep. Is that true? Mr. Yankie-I don't know. I never stayed awake to listen. Fairmont's Better Milk and Cream Par-Excellent In Quality ONLY THE PUREST OF PASTEURIZED MILK AND CREAM USED Quality Goods for Particular People GUARANTEED BY The Fairmont Creamery Co. El - El Monogram Steam Bakery The Most Modern and Sanitary Bakery Nebraska is Cleanliness our Motto: Quality Service and Courtesy KREAM KRUST BOB E1 EI El Rooivi xo GONNER BLDC PHONE BLACK 2505 DR. 0. N. SHEELEY CHIROPODIST orF1cE HOURS: ew to EVENINGS BY APPOINTMENT PRINCE Sz PRINCE Attorneys-at-Law Over Commercial State Bank DR. E. A. WATSON SURGEON Roth Building' i EIEI -R.. EI El El 524 West 8th NORTH SIDE SERVICE STORE Phone 92 1302 West 4th CARSON BROS. Phone 1712 Meats and Groceries FREE DELIVERY Can YOU Imagine- Eloise not dating with Bunny? Leo Grady in school every day? Lloyd Kelley six feet two? Miss Hallock giving a short test? Tom McElroy playing football? Miss Ray looking cross ? Mr. Rost married? Albert Neumayer not on hall duty? Miss Garmire flirting? Georgiana S. Weighing 200 lbs. Paul Sink getting to school on time? El FOR QUALITY MEATS PHONE 155 113 SO. WHEELER AVE. El 1 .- EI Can You Imagine- Raymond Chamberlain a woman hater? Mr. Eitlebuss not combing his hair? Laurence Thieman a missionary? Leona Meves going home from school without a book? Hazel Bryson a man hater? Miss Wursch not blushing? Billy Prince not talking? Lyle Crow a minister? Louie Scheel not going to Kearney? Bob Krall dating? Eva Rice not talking of Kearney? Fred Mandeville growing taller? Freshman looking intelligent? Deacon Davis not arguing in Social Prolilems class ? Vic Hunt serious? Carl Lumbard flunking? Clarence Erickson in a hurry? Clair Greenwood with a harem? Lloyd Pruner getting a book report in on time ? MEET YOUR FRIENDS AT Dunn's Pharmacy The Drug Store where the High School Students are always welcome WE HAVE THE Most Sanitary Soda Fountain in the City El El E' El 6 Th BRQW FR IT CCD. Wholesale Fruits and Candies GRAND ISLAND NEBRASKA Fred L.- There,s an awful rumbling in my stomach, doctor, like a wagon going over a street car track. Doctor- M'm, probably that truck you ate last night. Howard J .-What an awful gash you have on your forehead! Donald C.-Oh, next to nothing, next to noth- ing. Tabloid Drama Act I-Their eyes met. Act H-Their lips inet. Act III-Their fists met. Act IV--Their lawyers met. Bert J.-When will there be twenty-five let ters in the alphabet? Gladys M.-Why, I don't know. Bert-When U and I are one. I hear that Elmer's sick. What's wrong ? Last night his girl called him 'honey' and this morning he broke out with the hives. Max M.--So you loved and lost? Grant B.-Well, no, I didn't lose exactly. You see, when she returned my presents, she acci- dently put in some of the other fellow's. When Caroline C. was called upon to stop, she asked, indignantly. What do you want with me? You were traveling at forty miles an hour, answered the police officer. Forty miles an hour? Why, I haven't been out an hour. Go ahead, said the officer. That's a new one to me. Mr. Finley, in Physics-Harold what is space 'Z Harold W.-I can't think of it at present but I have it in my head. EI El Qur Name on the Gift Package ls a GUARANTEE of Excellence. When the gift comes from Meyer's, it is an evidence that the giver be- lieves in selecting one of supreme excellence. See the many gift suggestions we are showing for the 1922 Graduates. AUG. MEYER at SONS HAL K tjcwelers I3 EI The best place to eat is your home, the next best place is our restau- rants The Koehler Cafe The Grand Cafe G. I. Quality Restaurants PURITY QUALITY GOOD SERVICE GIVE US A TRIAL Arrange With Us Your Special Dinners in Our Private Dining Rooms Cute Bryson-I saw the cut- est hat today. Billy Prince-Did you buy it ? Cute-No, I've got to find a more expensive one for my mother to refuse to buy so we can compromise on this one. Floorwalker - Looking for something madam? Margaret C.-Husband. Floorwalker-First aisle to your left-mail order depart- ment. Freshie B. to Freshie A.- What is an isthmus? An isthmus is a neck of dirt. Why 'Z Well your isthmus needs washing. Sunday School Teacher- Noah was the first one to come off the Ark. Johnnie-No, he wasn't, three others came off before he did. Teacher-Who were they? Johnnie-I don't know, but the Bible says, 'when the Ark landed, Noah came forth. Howard S.-I found two twenty-five cent pieces in your bed this morning. Harry S.-Those are my sleeping quarters. Kenneth S.-I was in a horse race when two horses came in neck to neck. Floyd N.-Oh, that was a neck tie. Broke Again T'was the nite before pay day, And all thru my jeans, I was searching in vain For the price of some beans, But nothing was doing, The mints must have quit, Not a penny was stirring, Not even a jit. Forward, turn forward, O, time, in thy flight, Make it tomorrow, Just for tonite. ,-lL1 4 Clair G.-Do you think, if I married her, I could make her happy? John N.-Well, she'll always have something to laugh at! ..T Elmer S.-We used to have a mule on our farm that was just like one of the family. Arthur B.-Well, I know one of the family he was like. EI' El The Jones Mu ic Co Ph PIANOS, PLAYER PIANOS VICTROLAS, BRUNSWICK PHONOGRAPHS SOLD ON EASY PAYMENTS one 83 217 West Second St. El El Above The Ordinary Level That's the way fellows look who wear KUPPENHEIMER LANGHAM HIGH CLOTHES Langham High Clothes as you know are specially de- signed for fellows of High School age. When you buy these clothes you make a safe investment in economy. e. H. WILLMAN ce. Margaret Campbell - Miss Enochs, how do you prepare Irish potatoes so that they re- semble little Irish children? Miss Enochs-I don't have any such recipe. Margaret-But itis easy. Make them into little pats and paddies. .- -, Neal Cholette-I've just been reading about the two most wonderful modern mira- cles. Miss Wursch-O, have you '? I'm so interested in miracles. What are these two modern ones? Neal-The deaf mute who picked up a wheel and spoke, and the blind man who picked up a hammer and saw. El ' E l'5ERE'S THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE ' OF THE MODERN PLUMBING v.-SCHOO ' 661 x K., Cantrell's Little Plumber THE finest regulation for the modern home is perfect sanitation. Proper plumbing will produce the desired result. A telephone call to us will pro- duce the plumber who will give you an estimate of the cost of the work you want done. Why not let us get at the job right away? El ' ' ' El The Chicago Lumber Ce. Lumber and Coal THE YARD WITH THE BIG SHED JOHN DOHRN, Manager of Grand Island Telephone 48 Telephone 48 E El El H A ' El THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE BOYS FEEL AT HOME MAX GREE BERGER CQ. 116 North Locust Street El Vic Hunt--You can sing better' standing up Louie. Louie S.-I can sit alright singing down. Eloise--My dear, We have been going together for five years and Bunny hasn't deceived me yet. Carol K.-How nice. Eloise-Yes, isn't it. I can tell when he's lying every time. I Grand Island, Nebraska M. M.- No, when I marry I Want a man who is game from head to foot. D. D.- Well give me a chance g I've got a game leg already. Laurence T.-And when I kissed her I smell- ed tobacco. You object to a Woman who smokes ? No, but she doesn't smoke. .El El El El El CIGARS CANDIES Office Phone 167 Hours 9 a. m. to 5 p. m. Residence Phone 2474 Sunday by Appointment . . hl n R H Von O 9 H. C. WENCERT, M. D. CONFECTIONERY Eye, Ear, Nose and Throat NEWS Glasses Fitted SCHOOL SUPPLIES p 114 N- Locust St- Phfme 1683 2173 W. Thifc1,StT.JA C1-and Island, Neb. El E1 EJ EI EI E El T. B. Hord Grain Co. H COMMERCIAL COAL, FEED AND GRAIN PRINTER Telephone Red 1718 f - A 124 N. VValnut Street Phone 313 GRAND ISLAND NEBRASKA El -. El E El El El Cook With Gas MAKE EVERY BAKING DAY A LUCKY DAY Gas Ranges equipped with ULORAIN OVEN HEAT REGULATORSH takes all of the guess- work out of cooking. Forty-four different heat regulations. Come in and Ask Us About It. 116 West Second Street GRAND ISLAND GAS CO. E - - I E Advertisements Wanted-An efficient waiter to carry coffee from the Domestic Science Department to the sewing room. Apply to Miss Sheldon. Miss Garmire wishes to announce that all her future correspondence will be kept out of library books. For Sale-The remains of a once perfectly good photograph gallery where the Seniors had their pictures taken. Notice-Girls, please let me alone! Bob Krall and Clair Greenwood. Notice-Seniors needing etiquette apply to Miss Hallock. Wanted-Advise to lovelorn. Elouise F, Carol K., Gladys M., Henrietta B. Notice-All cars keep off the street when we go motorcycling, Howard J., Lawrence T. For Sale-All the unused jokes. Annual Staff. Everything to Weal' USXWX L QU E I il E 4 EI El 1880 Forty-two Years 1922 THE GRAND ISLAND NATICNAL BANK Security Courtesy Service El El No more pencils, no more books, No more teachers' friendly looks No more Latin, no more French No more sitting on the hardwood bench, We'll love you more, We cannot less A fond good-bye, dear G. I. H. S. Potassium iodide and sulphur under pressure give an exceedingly interesting result, as fol- lows :-Ki plus 2s equals Kiss. KI -l- 2S-KISS. This is a dangerous experiment and Violent re- action may occur. It should be performed in groups and in absence of light. It acts contrary to general rule, because increased pressure, in- creased volume. Mildred G.-Ugh! that candy had a Worm in it. Margaret M.-Oh, take a glass of Water and vvash it down. Mildred G.-Huh, not much! Let him Walk. El EIEI El EIHSI Bfjkgfy Henry J. Bartenbach 8: Son Makers of 1 a GOOD THINGS TO EAT EXLLUNVE A Taste Tells Wholesale and Retail WALL PAPER, GLASS IHONE 148 GRAND ISLAND NLD AND PAINTS El EI El El EI EE EI El ALWVAYS THE NEVVEST IN Footwear at Moderate Prices - - Dawes Cafeterla TIIE STORE OF CORRECT FOOT FITTING The House of Quick DECATUR sc BEEGLE Service Yellow Front Shoe Store El EI El El El E1 GRAND ISLAND CCl.l.F,GF, JOHN MASON WELLS, President Offers Courses in the Arts and Sciences Which Lead to the Following Professions BUSINESS ENGINEERING LAW MEDICINE MINISTRY MUSIC TEACHING-Normal Courses that will give County and State Certificates The increase of students in the college de- partment in 1921 and 1922 was 1082 Write to the Dean of THE GRAND ISLAND COLLEGE Y For Information Song of a Lover Oh darling, I have sung your charms- The ripple in your tawny hair, I like the muscle in your arms, Your tilted nose that takes the air- Your Voice is low, I like your laughter, I revel even in your tears- I search your features, fore and after- But I have never seen your ears. Counsel-After all my client is only charged With a simple theft. Prisoner-Simple, Huh! I'd like to see you do it. Stall and the class stalls With you, A ' Recite and you recite alone. l Lucile S., fat a football gameb-Look at them all in the mud. How will they ever get clean? Howard S.--Hugh! What do you suppose the scrub team is for? El mm ra Telephone 627 311 West Third St. C. R. HEUSINGER GROCERY C0. Staple and Fancy Groceries Exclusive Agents for the Celebrated Curtice Bros! Line of Canned Fruits and Vegetables El E!El Y M Keep Cool This Summer by Taking a Shower and Plunge at the Y. M. C. A. C A El El E1 ' El FiXtu1'eS Appliances Office Pl'l0D6 608 Rooms 29-30-31 Hetllle Bldg. ALSO RADIO SUPPLIES A AXELSON ELECTRIC CO. W. J. ARRASMITH, M. D. 114 So' Wheelell Ave' Phone 311 Res. Phone 587 Grand Island, Nebraska E - El El El El EJ The Last Word in Fash- ions is NEVER said. There is A L W A Y S something new, and always you will find this Something New at .P I I ' J I J ' .!W!fW!!m1swIff El- --. E1 Ferrol B.-I just love car- amel cake. Raymond C.-O, would I were a caramel cake. Ferrol B.-You'd be so soft, we'd have to eat you with a spoon. Did you ever notice how often Claire G. uses I in his conversation? Well it's the happiest vowel he knows. What's that? E is in hell, and all the other vowels are in purgatory. Mildred H. CEXplaining a Geometry theoremb - These two triangles are congruent by an acute angle and a hippo- potamus. E l 1 E 75 . s il , JU, -if aaa- 4-,lk , . A . w as lj , zu. I 5 I l 5 .gi El' il!FlW'g'M? , fra T V ' ' l ,gg v4:7'f: 5 .1 ,125 4. T- ,.,, .,. 1 'Q' Z? L i NTS2' u f gg-Q' UJDQ' 'H ,V 'sv 4 10 1 h , U xy. UV 'I X' Ni FF' . 9. J -if 5-ff -w 4 fs .1 QE. V' 'Y'-U. 'I-f--' -lr' 'X 'v 4., ' , xt' .1-74 'KW a ef , ' ' MSW ' HOME CREST RUG5 We want you to see these Rugs which have just been added to our stock Buchheit 0'Loughlin Co. FURNITURE and RUGS Grand Island, Nebraska E El Good Advice El El Jes' be what you is. If you is not what you am, Then you am not what you is. If you're just a little tadpole Don't try to be a frog. If you're just the tail, Don't be what you aint, EAT AT Don't try to wag the dog. . You can always pass the plate, l If you can't exhort and preach. If you're just a little pebble, Don't try to be the beach. Don't be what you aint Just be what you is. Kots-What is the matter LaVerne, is your FOR typewriter broken 'Z LaVerne-Naw, just letting it cool of. SERVICE AND QUALITY Springer-I know where some land is which A Sengible Place to Eat is worth 551,000 a foot. Lloyd K.-Gee! I wish I had an inch of it. E, El El El WE CLOTHE THE WHOLE FAMILY i l GRAND ISLAND'S LOVV PRICE LEADERS Mary had a little lamb, Her popper shot it dead: Now Mary brings the lamb to school Between two hunks of bread. Dear Editor- Here is five cents. Please publish my pome. Caesor's Ded Sz Buried And so Is Cicero Where Those bad Men have gone to I wish their books would go. HARLEY CANDISH. Thanks Editor. Her eyes were uplifted, She leaned on his breast. Her head touched a button, And he did the rest. Miss Bloomingdale fIn Englishj--What three words do you use the most. Fred M.- I don't know. Miss B.- Correct E . by the Deposltor ' El E1 ,J jll 'k's Harley- D lositors in this bank protected V dx'-. Guaranty Fund of the State of Nebraska D 71 5 E 'Q' Davidson CUMMERCIAL STATE BANK Awsjrgi 54h QJ, ' .and 4 Per Cent Interest Paid on Savings De- 5 BICYCIGS posits and 5 Per Cent on Yearly fa, Certificates of Deposit GOETTSCHE Sz EGGERS YOLR BUSINESS IS RESPECTFULLY SOLICITED Corner Second and Wheeler Ave. Grand Island, Neb. El El EI El EI E1 E1 EAT DRINK LET THE AND BE MERRY B k M ' C CC Bl' llSlC 0. Ed I Place Music in Your Home EDISON PHONOGRAPHS SCHUSTERKS CAF and ICE CREAM PARLOR I P' nos and Player Pianos Highest Grade 13 'ies EI Accessoi El El El ACME SHINING PARLOR AND SHOE SHOP Will Appreciate Your Patronage BEST SHINES Expert Shoe Repairing at Right Prices Reliable Hat Cleaners 109 S. Locust Phone 1837 Vance W.-Grant B. said I was half crazy. Ruth W.-Well he never was good at fractions. Myrtle Hiddleson - Miss Norris, what's the cheapest sheet music? Miss N.-Snoring. Leo G.- Sir, I want per- mission to be away three days after the end of vacation. Professor- Ah! you want three more days of grace. Leo G.- No, three more days of Josephine? l , Toast to the Joke Editor- May he live to be as old as his jokes. El I3 I I 1 I I JYIRYEUDYS SWR! DRY GOODS A WOMEN'S WEAR MILLINERY One of the R. C. U. Syn- dicate 900 Stores. New and nifty things from our New York and Chicago head- quarters arriving daily. The best place to shop, because we sell for cash and give you more for your money W El El E1 E1 A. O. U. W. of Nebr. PROTECTION AT COST W NI' S U H R ,uneiTl'np,u? FOR MEN AND WOMEN A Home Association, on Ad- gl X','11,v'Qgi,Q A equate Rates with Ten Million Dollars Insurance in force, and First National Bank Buildintr more than Half 21 Million Dol- RAND ISLAND NHFBRASKA 'Hu lays of Surplus. G ' ' 'W JOIN NOW El El El E1 El El El E 1777 1777 Grand Island Battery Co. C. H. DOVE, Proprietor QC SA R ATOGA QD We Specialize on High School Sporting PHONE 705 Event Returns CALL US 109 W. Second St. Grand Island, Nebr. ANDERSON 81 BAKER , 1777 1777 El El El El El I3 DQ THEY CALL YCU A WELL DRESSED MAN? You know what a lot of Satisfaction you get out of it if they do. If you're not well dressed you ought to be. It doesn't cost much here. Hart Schaffner and Marx Clothes wear so long that you'll lzuy less often than you do now. WE'LL SHOW YOU A. W. STERNE Home of Hart Schaffner Sz Marx El - El If you think your school's the best, Tell 'em so. If you'd have it lead the rest, Help it grow. I l lll there's anything to do, let the others count on youg Y Feel good when it is through, 'tl 'ou know? L 'lSQd to giving knocks, 1 your styleg Thri 'ets instead of rocks lrc, N. Let the 'low roast, Shu vou would a ghost Meet his - th a boast And a s When a visitl. far Comes alol Tell him who and areg Make it stron Never falter, never Tell the truth- th, Be a boster, that's the Don't just belong. 73 EI El El .,.'lffg. THE KEYSTUNE MARKET GROCERIES, MEATS, FISH A and VEGETABLES DR. A. H. FARNSWORTH . Free Dehvery SURGERY H dd B .ling G I d I I d N b Phone 433 Corner 4th and Walnut EI I3 f EI . El EI El H. P. HANSEN GROCERY KNICKREM BROTHERS Dealers in 202 E. 4th St. Phone 554 GROCERIES A REO SALES 8: SERVICE 102 West Fourth St. Phone 392 A REO Delivers the Goods El E1 El EI El' El fi sl ii SPAULDING SPORT GOODS BASE BALL and FOOT BALL SUPPLIES Hardware Stoves and Furnaces fbi' ifelznke -kflmann 6 HA Arn WARE PAIN rs 210-212 West 2nd Across from Post Office El EI Here's to the girl, the only girl, Of whom I can not joke, Who says, Let's not go out tonight The night that I am broke. -Leo G. J ones-That pretty girl over there mistook me for her brother once and gave me a kiss. Smith-What did you do? Jones CRighteouslyJ - As the kiss was not for me I re- turned it. Floyd' M.-O, say Ginder, does your rheumatism make you Walk like you had frog legs? Frank G.-No, it isn't rheu- matism, its a Charlie horse. El E IF YOU DON'T TRADE OUR STORE GROCERIES AND MEATS The Store Owned and Con- trolled by Its Customers l16 E. Third St. Phone 34 WE DELIVER El El El I3 El EI H T F I E L D DENTIST OVER KAUFMANN'S 100 STORE GRAND ISLAND DYE WORKS Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing ONE DAY SERVICE Ladies' Work a Specialty Phone 574 216 East Third El E! E EI El El El El 1378 1378 SlNK'S BILLIARD PARLDR For SOFT DRINKS and CANDIES J. W. SINK 81 SON, Proprietors Special Attention Given to Athletic Returns 1378 1378 EI El El El An Ideal Graduation Gift Do You Take Pictures? Let us complete your story by giving you the BEST and MOST PROMPT Kodak Service in Grand Island Bring your films in today, get your pictures tomorrow BUSIBE PHOTO SHOP 110 East Third St. if Miss Hallock - Why did Washington cross the Dele- Ware? Candish-For the same rea- son the hen crosses the road. You can't fool me with any of those riddles. Vic.'H.-Dad, can you sign your name with your eyes shut 'Zi Mr. H.-Certainly. Vic.-Then shut your eyes and sign my report card. Teacher-The verbs Will be the hardest things we will have to face. Walter B.-Oh, I'll turn around and back up against them. E 'j Pretty Footwear Modest Prices for Graduates at l the fgivcggi 0 wt Formerly The Shoe M arket EJ Dr. J. Ross Moore Dr. Clayton J. Moore DRS. MOORE AND MOORE DENTAL SURGEONS Suite 5, Michelson Building GRAND ISLAND NEBRASKA EI El El JAKE UHRICH BARBER SHOP Phone Red 1512 THE LITTLE SHOP WITH THE BIG BUSINESS EI EI EI 851.00 Starts a Savings Account Uhr iliirni Nail 18211111 GRAND ISLAND, NEBRASKA MEMBER FEDERAL RESERVE BANK Resources Three Million Dollars Appreciates Accounts Both Large and Small Koehler Fruit Stand Across From Union Pacific Station SUN KIST ORANGES All High Class Fruits Our Specialty EI EIEI El El l ' El 1950 El El F. W. WOOLWORTH COMPANY A 50, 100 and 150 Store Quality and Service Have made us the largest retailers in the World today. Come in often whether to buy or just look around. Our Highest Price 150 I3 El Judge-What's the charge. Cop-Playing marbles for keeps. If Ivanhoe sells for a quart- er, what is Kenilworth ? Great Scott! That's a novel question. Barber-Do you Want a hair cut? L. T.-No, I Want them a'1 cut. Barber - Any particular Way? Lawrence-Yes, off. Miss Hallock-Who con- trols most of the Wealth in the United States 'Z L. Kelly-I control a quart- er of it, and he tossed his Weekly two-bits in the air. GRAND ISLAND MEAT SHOP A. A. BIXENMANN, Prop. The Most of the Best for the Least EVERYTHING IN MEATS Two Phones 981 218 N. Pine EI EI El E1 El F' We Can Interest You in i,rGrand Island Plumbing DIAMONDS, WATCHES, Company JEWELRY GiftSThatLHSt PLUMBING AND HEATING Estimates Given Phone 86 221 West Second Street E1 El El EI El EI E EI D' M'1l' er lm Y Tucker 231 Farnsworth I ' DRUGS, PAINT AND WALL ' ' EVERY KVONNEI S SHOP, 1 Coats Suits What You Want, When You Want It EIEI El El MQCRACKEN The 5522 EWS522Dn'i?fliS2'El35iEr35Htii1iTORE Visit our Kozy Korner . Try our special drinks that no one else can prepare. We say: A Dollar's worth for a Dollar. I McCracken Drug Co. 102 East Third Street TWO GOOD STORES 208 West Third Street El El History Exams. Lives of great men oft remind us, When upon exams we're asked What some feller has accomplished In the dim and distant pastg That our history grades are lacking, That we glanced our lessons o'erg Why should we gain any knowledge Of some guy that's gone before? All of us have heard of Wilson, Quite a few know Grant and Leeg But we live in blissful ignorance Of our ancient history. Why should we remember Egypt, Babylonia or Greece, When so many things at present Help our knowledge to increase? Why should we remember Caesar- Murdered, honored, laid away- When we're living in the present, In a more progressive day? Yet our grades are quickly falling, Cause upon the quiz we're asked, How some folks ruled the Persians In that gloomy, dismal past. Love is like an onion We taste it with delight, But when its gone We wonder Whatever made us bite. Neumyer to Buenz in Council-Don't kidmey beans. Examples of Similes Her lips quivered like a light auto. He edged nearer to her until he was almost as close as the air in the subway. But his mind, like her face, was made up. Her hair dropped on her pallid cheek like seaweed on a clam. He gazed anxiously at her face, the Way a person in a taxi gazes at the face of the meter. Its the little things that tell, said Opal R., as she pulled her small brother out from under the sofa. El E J. H. YCDST LUMBER Co. LUMBER AND COAL ALL THE BEST GRADES N. B. DOLSEN, Manager Phone 180 E E El El Sanitary Meat Market W. F. KREHMKE, Prop We Specialize on Quality and Service We Handle Government Inspect- ed Meats Exclusively ' E E Did youfknow that Ruth Williams is walking with crutches? Yes, she Went to a dance with Skinnie a Week ago. Miss Nichols, in 9B Latin Class-Why are Latin verb forms like love letters? Francellia T.-Because they have personal endings. Do you think a girl should learn to love before 21? No, indeed, that's too big an audience. He-I asked her if I could see her home. Me-And what did she say? He-She said she'd send me a photo of it. El El 32 Years Making and i Mending Shoes C. D. Pulver 406 West Third El El EIEI El PEOPLES STATE BANK DR. C. E. MIKEL ALWAYS AT YQUR Osteopathic Physician SERVICE McAllister Building: 594 Interest Paid on Time Deposits for One Year L El ia , El El E' E1 THIRSTY? PHONE 6 PHONE 6 ', EVERHART TIRES OIEEVO LIKE G. I. FOOTBALL TEAM .. ,, CAN'T BE BEAT BUDWEISER DOLAN FRUIT CO, Everhart Rubber Works DISTRIBUTORS 6 6 El EI El El EI E1 THE GRAND ISLAND DAILY INDEPENDENT FIRST WITH THE NEWS El El Rib-Rocking Riddles 1. Why can you never expect a fisherman to be generous? Because his business makes him selfish. 2. What is the most Wonderful animal in the farm yard? A pig. First he is killed, then cured. 3. How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was able. 4. When is a lady deformed? When she is mending stockings, as then her hands are Where her feet should be. 5. Why is life like a candle? Because the longer it burns the . less it becomes. Ed. P.-How did you get your musical tem- perament? Homer F.-I was born in A flat. El EI El Singer Sewing Machine Co. 322 West Third Street Phone 1082 EI El El RICHARD STEPPUTTIS Ladies' and Gents' Tailoring Telephone 1143 406 W. Third St. Grand lsland, Neb. EI El El DR. L. PHELAN 25100.00 REWARD For evidence and conviction of any person defacing, shooting or in any Way mutilating signs bearing this . 0 imprint- Physlclan and Surgeon LoseyS1Qn System 305 W. Third St. Grand Island, Neb. Grand Island . . D . Nebraska EI El El ' EI 1 El WATCH THIS STORE New Merchandise Lower Price Better Service Complete Lines of Men's Young Men's Children's Clothing 81 Furnishings Sonin Clothing Co. EGGERS, Manager EI El Senior - Have you a mo- ment to spare? Freshman-Yes sir. Senior-Then tell me all you know. Freshie-Are you going to mark close on these papers? Miss Sothman-Yes, I'm going to put the marks as close to the papers as I can get them. Margaret T. - May I go home, I don't feel well ? Mr. Yankie-Where do you feel the worst? Margaret-At school. She-Did you skip French today? He-Yes, but I got in Dutch for it. El El Phone Ash 1856-1 Always a Complete Stock Ell worth Greenhouses JOHN ELLSWORTH President and Manager GRAND ISLAND, NEBRASKA El El J. G. WOODIN, A. B., M. D. Hedde Building El E1 El Phone Black 1302 316 West Third Street The Lyde Theatre S. A. HAYMAN, Manager HIGH CLASS PHOTO PLAYS ,-' - E ' n K ' lN,QlZ1l,, ' We hold the First National Franchise for ' 'UU ff ' Grand Island, which assures us the very best X, - , ' Photo Plays on the market. my Open from 1 P. M. to 11 P. M. Every Day Grand Island, :: Nebraska I El El El D. A. FINCH Dentist Rooms 5 and 6 Hedde Bldg. E 'E E STEI MEIER CONFECTIONERY Fine Line of Candies, Fruits and Cigars OUR ICE CREAM WILL PLEASE YOU 324 West Fourth St. Grand Island, Neb. -i J BFFEGTIDNS ol any ol line inllovrlng if 31, parls may he caused hy nerves nn- ' pf pinged at lhe spine by a subluxalerl BRAIN R ? k.L'::1aAf . X E i'iTOM ' N. 5 - X 5,1-mr. or mln M x ASMALI Lawn: . '+.cr.nur 'S.'rninn vertebra. I. Chiropractic rsrmnu Adjustments Vllill Remove the Cause of sown. uowrl. UPCANS LEGS DR. L. R. PARKS CHIROPRACTOR Phone Black 1298 31 McAllister Bldg. Permanently Located In GRAND ISLAND, NEB. 1 I S E A S E Mary had a little curl That hung upon her ear, And every night when went to bed, It hung on the chiffonier. An Infallible Recipe she Take one reckless, natural born fool, two or three gay spirits, a fast high-powered motor car, place the reckless joy-riders in the car and let them go. After due time re- move from wreckage, place in black, satin lined box and gar- nish with flowers. F. Regan-Do you guaran- tee this night gown? Salesman-It can't be worn out. Gifts That Last We Specialize in BEAUTIFUL and LASTING GIFTS for the Girl and Boy Graduate Carey 8: ietfeld Grand Island's Leading Jewelers E E EI El El ' ' EI A Telephone 1633 Opposite Empress Theater FRANK K. PFLUCKHAHN Shoemaker and UDIN 81 ODIN EXDGIT Repililillg Ladies' and Men's Tailors Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing Phone 2309 111 50- W h9e1e1' Grand Island, Nebf- um North Locust sm. Grand Island, Neb. El EI EI E El El E EI G I Field and Garden Seeds ' ' Alcazar Coal and Gas Ranges EXPERT SHOE REPAIR SHOP ALEX SHACK FRANK KUNZE High Class Work Low Prices HARDWARE 8z PAINTS Phone 112 No. Locust , , Monarch Paints 303 W. Third St. El El E E El El L1isCH1NsKY's PHQTOGRAPHIC snioio 109-l l I East Third Street Grand lsland, Nebr. We Make Pictures That Please Your Friends Tl-Ili LESCHINSKY GIFT AND ART SHOP Pills A Long-Felt Want ln This Vicinity A Large Variety of Gifts For All Occasions Complications An Irishman, coming out of ether in the Ward after an operation, exclaimed audibly, Thank God! That's Over! Don't be too sure, said the man in the next bed, they left a sponge in me and had to cut me open again. And the patient on the other side said, Why they had to open me, too, to find one of their instruments. Just then the surgeon who had operated on the Irishman, stuck his head in the door and yelled, Has anybody seen my hat ? The Kiss A kiss is a pecular proposition. Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing, the young man has to steal it, and the old man has to buy it. The Bal2y's right, the Lover's privilege, the Hypocrite's mask. To a young girl, faith, to a married woman, hope, to an old maid, charity. EI El EI El DRS. HIGGINS 8z CARSON Fralick 51 Jackman I SEE THEM FOR Practice Limited to Eye, Ear Nose and Throat Kinds of HFDDE BUILDING INSURANCE We Give Special Attention to Equitable Building and Loan Assn. Bldg. the Flttmg of Glasses EI E EI El 'El El R. R. HORTH CI-IAS. G. RYAN ID I C f HQRTH Sz RYAN SHINDO, Proprietor L A W Y E R S Office in Ryan Block 113 North Locust Street Grand Island, Nebraska S. LOCllSt St. G1'2lnd ISl3l1d, Neb. EI EJ EI KOHLER 'Sl'- AW' Q ,N 3 ik llllllll 'J' 5. s o Sa' cr ... O 0 x N B 'cn ... O o 'Vi FY :r' W Fl N 3 o r: FD I O I I' l'l'I I 11:65 fain- OW.-.rg 55:15 U' 'ifvvfw m:.5'-i Fjaffog .'ig.o. 14 EOE? ON E. B H50 Tgg 'Ein' N 25,2 Sr: -:HB :fu-' ama- age I4 :-:Q Cow :Eze 50 EQSAE' E9 25 ms 2: was O: Eo- fll pm .pm L' Sr.. plll 'Tn WE ci. o : 'X o .Q :- 0 'I U .-. 1? D7 O Ci 4 I : E 6 5' Q :- o E F 1 'S E G 2 2 3 SK EIT' gl' QF' 9--C CW O :Egg Krew i 115-: i 3 1:r:.r--5 a-Ea ' 1'-'L1 3 'l 2- A .. V -..---21 -----5--g-gg? W iii' . -il-mmm? --,-F - A. i 1-Om ' an ' 3' X-.-L1-g -...- eg:-f if :Lg X f,.,y :--4 gi--i -.75 - f -1' Fir..-J-.:'::'f , .- A .- 2--' A -- gg ,ve - i.. -1' 9 . Av - l gil ' :I - , 51' N rm A -V I , .,,., M, R al' I ' . -lui'-i' 1 I ,, ff-14+ .,,. , . -i v ' ii, 5 u ' 37 ' ,,..,.g:Q 5 u I 5 fyg ' .ia-Amee' 'iTH::r:: v Y i Q i :E f - ,.. 3 'E 5 ' 'Q ' Q i' E Lv , T intl, S' 5 E .i limi! ' slltsgs ' 1 I - , , s s - Ei HL leg sS 'Ist X ' . , The Viceroy A beautiful one-piece builtfin bath tub for your new home Mss Nichols, in 10A Eng- lish class-Did you ever hear the story about the dirty win- dow ? Class-No, what is it? Miss Nichols - No use to tell, you could not see through it. A Tip to the Girls Listen, dear girls to this bit of advice, Hair must be curled if you want to look nice, So, when you stay unprepared with a friend, Often you'll find she's no curl- ers to lend. Don't let this bother or make you be blue, T Brother's pipe cleaners have been known to do. Brothers, Take Warning AJESTI THEATRE VOD - VIL and PICTURES Yours for Your Money's Worth EI -. El El El El El V, . A :,. A ,,::..f 1 ...,, NOW is tfl: Season MSG!! It Owens v Vbb-.1qi.:.-.VV..- A . 'lqblq . AWNINGS T0 THE 1921 GRADUATES 11, 1 , :.,i C TENTS . . . AUTO TOPS AWS Fm 102 West 2nd St. 108 So. Locust Street El :E El El El El El El El Commercial Abstract Company HERMAN F. BUCKOW, secy. Abstracts, Real Estate and Insurance 114 V2 West Third Street THE W. H. HARRISON CO. ALL KINDS or Building Material and Coal Millwork a Specialty See Us Before Buying Telephone 66 El ElEl- EI E THE NORTH SIDE E PHARMACY FOR SERVICE PRICES AND ACCOMMODATION F WE CAN'T BE BEAT PHONE 157 REE DELIVERY Bob Krall-Hogan got ar- rested for stealing a pig. Thurston Davies-How do they know he stole it. Bob Krall-The pig squeeled on him. Pruner-Did' Regan hang up his stockin Christmas eve 'Z Sink-He did, but the health officer made him take it down. How to Attract Attention Don?t bob your hair-long hair is more unusual. Don't hide your ears--they are again in style. Don't powder your nose in public-let it shine. Don't chew gum-everyone else does. Don't show your knees- every one knows you have them now. El E KAUFMANNS 5c AND 100 STORE 18 DEPARTMENTS of SMALL WARES E1 EI EI EI EI DR B bR'rMvGRATH DR. R. XOODRUFF TOM LANE'S TIRE SHOP I dy TIRES AND ACCESSURIES DRS. McGRATH Sz WOODRUFF FORD PARTS Connor Building 120 South Wheeler DR. W. D. MeGRA'1'H DR J E GELOW - Internal Med E E N d Throat E El Il ' El El THE Qp5RA HQU55 IRf21,2gi3i5?.iNE DVELSEZEEESEN BAYARD H. PAINE Secretary CUNFECUUNERY PA'N'2gE!Q!!P.U!?.N.Q.!S!!.N!IE C00 GRANITE AND MARBLE COLD DRINKS-LUNCHES M 0 N U M E N T S Ice Cream and Confectionery Pho Black 920 FERDINAND SEEBOHM, PWD- 1 4 to 124 N. Walnut St. Grand Isla rl N braska EI E E E N Ask For U M-Q. 3 Ss. - , LHUUULA rss W soME OF OUR LEADERS IN 10c BARS PRINCESS NUT ROLL GUMPS NUT GOODIES CHEERY CHERRY .IELLY WALNUT BIG LUNCH JUsT1cE-ALIiiANDER co. El El Mrs. Jones- Bert, I donlt like your girl's name. Bert J.- Well, I'm going to change it, mother. Fred M.-Artists say that five feet four inches is the divine height for woman, sweetest. Letha C.- Oh, but I'm five feet six inches. Fred-Oh, but you're more than divine. The cows are in the meadow The sheep are in the grass, And all the simple-minded Are in the Freshman Class. Freshman mother talking to her son- Well, dear, what language did you decide to take ? Son- I have decided to take Pictish, mother. Pictish, said the puzzled mother. 'KWhy Pictish ? I Only five words of it remain, he replied. EI R I I El EI U C. T. FLOWER E. M. PORTERFIELD' DR. J. H. BROADSTON . OSTEOPATH Insurance, Every Known Klnd Michelson Building I Dolan Building' Phone 1620 GRAND ISLAND, NEB. Ofllce Phone 331 , Res. Phone 2548 VI El EI El U El El THE MILESTONE OF LIFE l'l10'1ff 1747 Ryan Bldg- Mark them With PHOTOGRAPHS, to b b k h ' f ung ac ap1i,3g3l11:1Semo11es 1n a ter LAWENCE E. TREAT DISTRICT MANAGER LET US HELP YOU The Mutual Life Insurance Co. LOCKE STUDIO F NEW 113 South Locust Street Grand Island :: Nebraska El EI El Julius Reese The Second Street Harness Dealer is prepared to fill your wants for anything in the horse goods line. The Dependable Place To Buy Leather Traveling Goods Phone 1429 215 West Second Street The Substitute Your honor, said the at- torney, your bull pup has went and chawed up the court Bible. Well, grumbled the court, make the witness kiss the pupg We can't adjourn court to get a new Bible. How beautiful she seemed to me, I wished that we might wed. Her neck was just like ivory, But, alas! so was her head. Miss Blank-Paul, will you be quiet for a bit? Tad S.-I will for two bits. . If the movie managers don't get me, Hollywood. - Carl Kingsbury. El El GEER CO. Lumber and Coal HOME BUILDERS El El El Kelly spi-ingfield U. s. Tires E E QUALITY SERVICE ALWAYS E V055 RUBBER Co G' I' MQDEL TIRE REPAIRING . TRUCK TIRE SERVICE PHONE 9 Phone 940 115 West Second . Hom? of the IJ E E! Sunshine Famlly Wash System El E1 El WATSON TIRR CO. R. R. HANNA Home of 112 Wes: Fourth su-eer DIAMOND - MASON - HOOD TIRES and TUBES HARDWARE HARNESS PAINT, GLASS AND OIL Accessories, Ford Parts, Tire Repairing E E S - El El Heinz Del Monte STAR GROCERY Food Products of Quality Phone Us Your Orders We Deliver Phone 505 401 W. 3rd Beech Nut Club House El El Hiram-Them doctors is a-gettin' better every year. Cyrus-Yep, I see they is a goin' to revive Shakespeare in New York. Indignant Professor - Quit this quibbling, who was King Henry VII? Answer me, yes or no! If Solomon was a wise man, did Moses Noah Lot? Attorney Kelly -- Howard, do you know the nature of an oath? H. S.-Illl say so. 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