Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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l.-.-CQTF THE ISLANDER If perchance, or mischance, you've happened to have heard one of these before, remember it's the old stuff that has the most kick. 1 Nut With Pole: Let's go fish- mg. Nut With Clam Bucket: Can't do it. Fm mussle bound. Bob Chamberlain: Your Wife seems to be nursing a griev- ance. Prof. Hinton: Yes, it's cut- ting teeth and keeps us awake all night. Coatney: Miss Johnson, why have you gone car riding instead of coming to lab ? Harriet: Please don't bother me with petty matters. . First Dub: What happened when the cow jumped over the moon ? Second Dub: Somebody got an idea for vanishing cream. Arlee: Good heavens, Woman! That dress is so short that I can see your garter. His Wife: Very well, I'll Wear them higher up. Cash Customer: How goey, Tong: gottem rice cake? Heathen: No, Sir, but 'the roast beef is excellent today. Ray Jess: The wife and I went out to pick flowers yester- day but the little sister went along, so we picked flowers. HEC?-9 l 1928

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THE ISLANDER lUf9'QT.9 1928 Repartee He: Would you care to-dance the next Waltz ? She: With pleasure. Would you mind finding me a part- ner ? Buell: I saw two girls fight- ing in front of the post office this morning. Williams: Did you stop them ? Buell: Nan, there was a sign there said Letter Box. Jess: Heard you were kicked out of class for cheating. Pan: Yea, had a dandelion in my button hole during botany exams. Old Gent: You are a little young to be left in charge of a chemists shop. Have you any diploma? Boy: No, but We have a pre- paration of our own that is just as good. Mother: No, son, you can't have another little sister so soon, the stork just brought one a few Weeks ago. Son: But, mom, couldn't pa's bootlegger bring us one? -Vacuum Cleaner. ffressii-, says Professor Coat- ney, The woman I marry must have had a complete course in the art of Domestic Silence. So your wife is spending the Winter in Italy: for her health I suppose ? No, for mine.

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E0 GQi7.F THE ISLANDER r-- ----------A-- - ----- A----- f M A--- --------- I I ---A-- --- 1 U 0 1 SAVE WITH SAFETY AT PEASE'S REXALL DRUG STORE EE A LAD OE 3 J. G. WOODIN, M. D. ----0 lr lr nr lr 0 I I W P when tlns bank Was founded in 1880. The fame of institutions as Well as individuals Q' lives longest on a founda- H. C. WENGERT, M. D. V tion of integrity. A. L. ROUSEY, D. D. S. L THE lf GRAND ISLAND Heade Bldg. Phone 323 :K NATIONAL 5: BANK I PHONE 790 T H E G E E R C O . LUMBER -- BUILDING MATERIAL COAL PHONE 790 DARLINGQ FURNITURE CO. The House of Friendly Credit QUALITY FURNITURE AND RUGS 320-22-24 N. Pine Phone 339 my--1 1928 --...ng