Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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TALK ABOUT DISCRIMINATION Truman Frownfelter CAt P. OJ: I'd like to see some of your two-cent stamps, please. Mrs. Rush produced a sheet of one hundred twos. Truman pointed to the stamp in the center: I'll take that one, he said. The editor of the Volante threat- ened to publish the name of a cerlain young man who was seen kissing a girl on the campus last Wednesday eve unless he paid his student activity fee within a week. Thirteen young men called and paid up the next day, while two even paid a year in ad- Vance. Marie Simpson: Say, won't you lend me a nickel for a poor old man up at the Soldier's Home? Laura Pinkston: What's the matter with the poor old man? Marie Simpson: He's just selling ice cream cones. Bobby Hull: Oh, teacher, can you tell me if Noah had a wife? Blanche Mecham: Certainly, Joan of Arc. Don't ask silly questions. Prof. Rice: I do hope you will go to church this evening, daughter. The pastor's subject, An Hour With Favorite Hymnsj' should be very in- teresting. Esther: I should like very much to go, father, but I have an engagement with my own favorite him tonight. Albert Rice maintains that college education has given him at least an idea as to the meaning of etiquette. It's saying thank youl' when you want to say gimme

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W C., UVERSIZE Is there something you Want, 1nadam? asked the- salesman. Mrs. Bonifield: Dear ine, yes, we haven't been married for very long, and I did want a collar button for my husband, but I have forgotten what size he wears. Paul Newell fpoet loverjr My fair one, you reign supreme in my heart. When the clouds gather and the snow and hail beat upon me, then I think of you. Then comes the warm south- ern winds-the storms break, and thru the dying showers I see you: love shining bright and clear. My rainbow! She: Hey, is this a weather report or a proposal? Eight long years ago, Joe Alicatfi was a passenger on a liner bound for America. He was siudying Engllsh, which he expressed perfectly in short sentences. He sat opposite at a luncheon table, and a piece of sliced tongue lay just beyond his reach. Slyly he consulted his dictionary and slipped it again into his pocket. Will you plca e, sir, said he with a confident smile, pass the language. Say, is Jim Kleinkauf self-cen- tered? Self-centered '? Why, that guy thinks 'tHail, hail, the gang's all here, is a solo! ' If you think you've got temptations to meet, recall the 'strengthen' Rastus needed when he declared, 'KAh's got a job whitewashin' a chicken coop and buildin' a fence around a water melon patch.