Grand Island College - Islander Yearbook (Grand Island, NE)

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TALK ABOUT DISCRIMINATION Truman Frownfelter CAt P. OJ: I'd like to see some of your two-cent stamps, please. Mrs. Rush produced a sheet of one hundred twos. Truman pointed to the stamp in the center: I'll take that one, he said. The editor of the Volante threat- ened to publish the name of a cerlain young man who was seen kissing a girl on the campus last Wednesday eve unless he paid his student activity fee within a week. Thirteen young men called and paid up the next day, while two even paid a year in ad- Vance. Marie Simpson: Say, won't you lend me a nickel for a poor old man up at the Soldier's Home? Laura Pinkston: What's the matter with the poor old man? Marie Simpson: He's just selling ice cream cones. Bobby Hull: Oh, teacher, can you tell me if Noah had a wife? Blanche Mecham: Certainly, Joan of Arc. Don't ask silly questions. Prof. Rice: I do hope you will go to church this evening, daughter. The pastor's subject, An Hour With Favorite Hymnsj' should be very in- teresting. Esther: I should like very much to go, father, but I have an engagement with my own favorite him tonight. Albert Rice maintains that college education has given him at least an idea as to the meaning of etiquette. It's saying thank youl' when you want to say gimme

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March 15-Junior-Sophomore Party after the show at gym. Where, oh, where, have the little cakes gone ? March 19-Snowstorm. Annual Fire Sale downtown. March 21-Going to be a missionary in Guam? March 25-Three Cheers! Teachers Convention at Crete. March 29-Mid-Semester Tests! Gee, I wish I'd changed my registration when I had a chance! April 1-Snow storm! No Campus Day! April Fool! April 8-Skip day! Say, are you on that committee to see Prexy ? April 15dIt's been raining for eight days. Frog catching lessons in the lake west of the barn, have been given by Mr. Alicata. April 22-Did you see Willie Thaler's sunburn? April 29 Un Chapelj- Very important announcement: Park you1' cars on the west side of the pavement! April 30-Islander goes to press. Too many affairs in May to write about anyway! Yes, now there's a duck ?, Behind our dorm, And I do not know Why she was borng But all she says Sounds just the sameg It seems she quacks One long refrain- It's Waddle I do, Waddle I do ? What's Wrong Here? Three Guesses! 1. Oh, Mother Gelatt, we'll be glad to be in by nine o'clock. 2. No, I'm never hungry after a show, let's go home. 3. I can hardly wait until time to take that Ethics exam. 4. Beulah isn't one bit scared of the mumps. 5. I just adore cleaning those halls in the girls' dorm. 6. Prof. Stabley, I don't believe this is a long enough assignment. 7. We want a bunch of nice, old-fashioned girls here next year. 8. Let me darn those sox for you. 9. The folks sent me S10 for some good times this week end. 10. I have every bit of that SHORT Bible lesson for today. t ' , 154' 15 V 92

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